RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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>>30829814
I WILL SAVE THE CHANGELING RACE THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW.

THROUGH COPIOUS CHILD REARING.

have you seen the promo for the next episode? it's thorax, glimglam, and trixie again.

not even our most imaginative or fetishistic writefags can redeem any of those three in any way. it's like the weird loners banded together to try and impress stallions, but just wind up alone anyway.

the only reason anyone interacts with them anymore is because they're too closely tied to political or magical powers. if they never passed the threshold to become villains, they wouldn't have any friends, much less stallions of their own.

>>30829821
>Fuck the bugs
>Get the hugs.

>>30829814
Oh, add that RGR writer's resource from the last threat to the OP, or one of the pastebins, if you don't mind.

https://pastebin.com/rPC0mFur

>>30829821
Rut and Breed until the deed is done!

>>30829834
Trixie is fun to watch at least.

>>30829850
YOU HAVE HUGE HIPS THAT MEANS YOU'LL HAVE HUGE AMOUNTS OF KIDS

>>30829834
>not even our most imaginative and fetishistic writefags can redeem those three in any way

I don't know about that. Trixie was a meme waifu before she even got reintroduced in Season 3. Tons of horse words written about her too. Plus her name being the Chad equivalent, along with the whole traveling performer thing, paints this picture of her being a "bad girl" who fucks on the reg but never settles down with stallions.

>>30829834
>>30829875

i dont understand the unreasonable hate for HomoStag

i mean we could easily shoe him into being spikeBro 2.0

>>30829875
Actually, the modern vernacular is Chad and Stacy being the stereotypical over the top normie names.

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>>30829917
Probably because he killed the changelings.

>>30829927
Fuck that pic breaks my heart every time.

>>30829927
>>30829980
Changelings dindu nuffin. This is why I like "Human can sustain a whole hive" stories.

>>30829927
i dont follow

how

>>30829927
While he did the thing, starlight was the one who gave him the idea that should not have worked in a million years and her passive ability to never be wrong kicked in and rewrote reality itself.
So really, its glimmers fault and the writers working through her.

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>>30829927
I dream of a world with no disgusting, chattering, chitinous, love draining, roaches.

>>30829924
I know, but the meme here is Trixie instead of Stacy, because Trixie.

>>30830006
>humans can sustain a whole hive
>but they get gay deer designs

wat do?

>>30830182
fug the neon out of em.

So, thought up some more for Hunter and Rainbow.

>Be Anon
>It's been 3 months since you first gave Rainbow the first gift. Since then you have given her a new gift every now and then, you have also learned some of her language, and she yours.
>You can hold caveman conversations now. Heh.
>You also found out that her name really is Rainbow. You both had a laugh about that when you figured it out.
>Still no idea what Nahagna means though.
>Last week Rainbow spent the entire week in your cabin.
>That was a good week.
>Unf.
>You figure it must have been her peoples mating season or something. You also figure that if you could get her pregnant she wouldn't have come over for that week.
>But that was last week.
>And you haven't seen her since then.
>7 days without your Rainbow and you are very worried.
>What if she crashed? What if she got eaten by something in the forest and you weren't there to protect her? What if she landed in front of you with 2 winged unicorns? What if.....Wait what?

>Be Rainbow Dash
>Be pregnant.
>Be very afraid of losing your Hunter.
>You had to tell the Princesses everything. Twilight insisted.
>Thankfully, Twilight isn't here. Just Celestia and Cadance.
"[Hi] Hunter."

>>30830198
>"[Hi Rainbow.] Checkoo [are] bora toe?" Hunter says gesturing at Celestia and Cadance.
>You get what he's trying to say, but you look to Princess Celestia to see if she recognises the language at all.
>She's looking at him with a raised eyebrow, she seems unsure what to make of him.
>Cadance is looking too.
>You narrow your eyes at her.
>You don't like the way she's looking at him.
>You fly over to him and hug him tightly before responding to his question by pointing at Celestia.
"Celestia."
>And then pointing at Cadance, with only a slight glare.
"Cadance."
>Cadance looks a little embarrassed by your glare, while Celestia is looking at the glade(grove?clearing?) where Hunter lives.

I have no idea were to go from here.

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>>30830182
>Drone 404 fed on Father Anonymous' repressed emotions
>He heard the Queen Mother's tale when the usurper Thorax cast her out
>The Queen would've died if Father didn't stumble upon her
>The emotional scars of the survivors and the emptiness that the queen left for those who lost their lives can still be felt on the network today
>But even the consuming emptiness couldn't compare to Father Anon's hidden anger, boiling just beneath the surface.
>404 wont let anyone hurt his mother and siblings again.

>>30830182
>Love the bug
>hate the colour change just as much because autism
>it cancels out their transformation half way.
>New designs, old colour scheme, everything better than expected.

>>30830221
I love the idea of hives where drones never go beyond childlike thoughts and feelings because the hives queen is the "brain" of the super organism.
Each drone is an individual but has practically zero initiative and is kind of stupid.

>>30830224
>>New designs, old colour scheme

Has anyone done an edit of this? I know, I'm being a lazy shit here.

>>30830220
I like the idea, but you may have jumped the gun by making Dash preggers and thrn getting the princesses involved.

>>30830292
I'm probably gonna add in bits and pieces of stuff that happened between Hunter and Rainbow, I just don't have the drive for it right now.
I really want to do the scene where they find out he's been calling her by her name the whole time.

Things for later. Too tired and hungry now.

>>30830037
i dream of a world where shitty opinions like yours have absolutely no influence whatsoever.
the real world is close enough, I guess.

>>30829814
>The changeling hive
>Thousands of colts ruled over by a queen of conquest
>Down with the matriarchy!
>Currently you are their prisoner
>When the male drones saw you being brought in in shackles, they all cuddled around you
>It was kinda gay
>But they apparently felt sorry you were going to be a plaything to one of the broodmothers
>That was kinda hot, which cranked up the gay factor to a whopping 8 when you got an erection thinking about it while snuggling a bunch of dudes
>Eh, it's cute, no homo
>Maybe a little
>The time comes for you to be selected
>You're brought into the chambers of one of the captains
>She hisses at you
>"Are you prepared to have your will stripped away as I mount you and take your seed by force?!"
>Stop, your dick can only get so erect
>Still, the very notion of something so cute trying to be intimidating makes your heart do flips
"Geez, at least buy me dinner first."
>Apparently your lighthearted joke wasn't what she expected at all
>Most stallions would be crying by now
>Immediately the changeling drops her tiny buggy spaghetti, revealing that her bravado was all a ruse
>"Dinner? O-Oh, right! Dinner! Um, what do colts eat?"
>She panics and runs out of the room, returning moments later with a dead bird in her mouth, spitting it out at your feet and smiling nervously
>Well at least she gets points for noticing you're a meat-eater

>>30830546
"How romantic."
>"It is? I- I mean yes! It is! The most romanticableble. Now dine and prepare yourself for the struggle snuggles!"
>Aww, she's making it impossible not to tease her
"I was thinking more along the lines of a fancy restaurant. You know, a candle-lit dinner followed by a nice walk on the beach? I mean, you do know the dating basics, don't you?"
>You can practically hear the gears grinding to a halt behind those big blue eyes
"You are a gentlemare, aren't you?"
>"I've never taken a colt on a date before..."
"What was that?"
>Marinara Explosion coming to a theater near you, directed by Michael Hay

>So here you sit at La' Lasagna
>On the chair next to you are flowers
>She ripped them right out of the ground, stem, dirt and all
>At least she made quick friends with the lady bugs, which was cute to witness
>Across from you she's tapping her hooves skittishly against the table in silence
>Every pony there is staring at you two, whispering amongst themselves
"You know, it's usually the mare's job to keep a conversation going so her date doesn't get bored."
>If she had pupils, you swear they would have shrunk just then
>It's hard keeping this 'coltish' act up, but you're having too much fun
>"U-Um, well, y-you like Chineighse cartoons?"
>She immediately slaps a hoof against her face
>Oh no, it's a neckfluff marefoal
>That just makes her even cuter
>You wonder if she plays O&O
>She probably mains a wizard

>>30830551
I literally couldn't tease someone who both wanted my dick, and was trying hard to deserve it.
I would be drained dry in RGREquestria, not because I'm a horndog with an insatiable lust for sex, but because I wouldn't be able to say no to any mares.
I'm a sucker like that.

>>30830588
Now hold on, who said anything about refusal?

>>30830037
Yeah, I too hope for a world without the Turks.

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>>30830037
This. They're disgusting parasites.

They attacked first, so let them be exterminated for being aggressors.

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>>30830837
she had good reason to do so, and I would have happily assisted in the invasion to earn a place at her side, the half-naken trophy-husband draped across her throne like something out of Cona the Barbarian.

look at this changeling. how could you say no to something that sweet and cute? unless you belong in /hhh/

>>30830852
>she had good reason to do so
Literally acted like niggers. They deserved to be stomped out of existence for attacking a non-aggressive population completely unprovoked.

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>>30830805
I hate myself for never seeing that pic before.
Fucking kek

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>>30830864
>conquering another nation-state
>acting like niggers
please refrain from opining on matters of political action, you low-iq subhuman garbage.
mai waifu's only mistake was showing mercy in hubris to twilight spergle, who ruined everything.

>>30830882
>conquering another nation-state
>acting like niggers
Yes, these two things go together. They got less punishment than they deserved and should have been gassed to extermination to prevent them from attacking any other nation or settlement trying to live in peace.

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>>30830889
>every act of aggression on another nation is acting like niggers
your aggressive ignorance is apparent as it is contemptible, you edgelord faggot. pick up a history book for once and at least attempt to educate yourself.

>>30830900
>you edgelord faggot
>defending hostile parasites that attack non-aggressive societies completely unprovoked while claiming they dindu nuffin
bugfags, everyone

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>>30830909
>claiming they dindu nuffin
never posted that, but I shouldn't be surprised at your lack of reading comprehension.

>attack non-aggressive societies completely unprovoked
>implying their prey needs to act against them
your completely misunderstand the relationship that changelings have with the lesser races. she had good reason to act out like she did, and invasion can be justified by other reasons than just retaliation, you insufferable simpleton.

>>30830927
>she had good reason to act out like she did
Wanting to drain the population is not a good reason.
>invasion can be justified by other reasons than just retaliation
Incorrect. She attacked them for no other reason than to drain them. This is considered wrong unless you have a horribly skewed moral compass. Her invasion cannot be justified.

>>30830927
Also,
>claiming they dindu nuffin
>never posted that
It's what you were getting at, even if you didn't say it directly. Nice try moving the goal posts.

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>>30830931
>Wanting to drain the population is not a good reason
>no other reason than to drain them. This is considered wrong unless you have a horribly skewed moral compass. Her invasion cannot be justified.
in case you didn't know, changelings cannot survive off of self-righteousness. her changelings, who she is responsible for, were starving. she was securing their future.
you would rather see them starve? you can't advocate mass starvation and genocide from atop the moral high-ground.

>>30830935
literally scroll up, goldfish. i said she had good reason to do so, and that was to prevent the starvation of her massive hive. i'm sure the extended suffering of legions of changelings starving to death would be made all the better with your reassurances that at least they weren't being immoral.
>there there, i know the hunger hurts
>just let your last thoughts be that you didn't do anything immoral by MY standards

>>30830948
If her changelings were starving, then that was her problem. That doesn't justify attacking innocent ponies who have nothing to do with them. The whole predator vs. prey angle only works if you want to apply it to non-sapient animals who don't operate on moral guidelines.

No matter how you try to frame it, attacking innocents just because your own people are suffering does not justify the attack. Her invasion was not justified, and her unprovoked attack warranted their extermination since they proved themselves to be a belligerent, hostile race that will disregard peaceful options and immediately attack neighboring societies to sustain themselves. They are non-cooperative and the very definition of a parasite, and an extermination rather than expulsion from Canterlot could save others from their unprovoked hostilities.

You can like her all you want, but you can't pretend like her invasion was morally justified in any way.

>>30830979
>Implying there is one true morality.
If you and your loved ones we're starving to death and the only option you could find for survival was taking from others, would you let them die for your morality?

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>Mares not only take on a more dominant role but also forms of autism thought exclusive to male earthlings

>Fluttershy shitposts on ponynet's /an/ in her spare time.
>She's both the brown recluse and platypus thread poster all while falseflagging both scale vs. feathers in dino threads.

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>>30830979
>That doesn't justify attacking innocent ponies
it was an invasion, not an act of justice or retaliation.
>who have nothing to do with them
you mean their food source?

>Her invasion was not justified, and her unprovoked attack warranted their extermination since they proved themselves to be a belligerent, hostile race that will disregard peaceful options and immediately attack neighboring societies to sustain themselves
no, it's not justified to you, who has some sort of unhealthy obsession with what you think is "fair. all the while you're really displaying an advanced case of doublethink.
>the invasion was immoral by my standards
>they acted against my morality
>let's exterminate them all
again, you're making a moral case while advocating that she shirk her responsibility to lead the hive and prevent them from starving to death. whining about morality while calling for their extermination as some sort of twisted "justice." damning them to a slow death with their only comfort being that they didn't offended your sensibilities.
you are aggressively ignorant and have an unwarranted sense of pride for your philosophically shallow positions. you are incapable of a perspective beyond "muh waifu got hurt, genocide them all" to even begin to be able to grasp why Chrysalis acted the way she did. you are all too eager to pass judgement on their entire species because their leader acted in a way she thought was the best course of action. I have no doubt that you think she did it simply because it was evil to do so, because she is evil, and evil beings do evil things.
You have the mind of the ponies we mock in our greens for being simple, the very mindset the show continually displays as backwards and underdeveloped.

>>30830900
Maybe they're talking about sand niggers?

>>30831002
She actively created a hostile environment for the young changelings so they would never find friends and intentionally starved her hive so she would remain in power. That's pretty damn evil.

>>30831002
The bitch could've asked for help first.
You don't go from pretty hungry to Alive without even trying to find another way fuckwit.

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From the prompt bin

[I'M NOT ALONE]

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[I. The Rain]

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>Four weeks ago, you moved out of Ponyville.
>Your general thought: fuck that place.
>There was no way you could spend another day in that dump.
>Things got way out of hand, way fast.
>Every day-
>Every fucking day, those six ponies would make your life a giant shit.
>Twilight and her friends...
>It makes a blood vessel pulsate in your temple just thinking about those mares, always talking about your 'colt-ish' charms; your 'raw stallion whimsy'; your 'male purity'.
>Fuck Ponyville and its weird-ass gender roles.
>This is why you moved to the Crystal Empire.
>The Crystal Empire, with its more 'archaic' (normal) view on gender roles.
>Here, you can live out your life in horse land in some moderate amount of peace.
>You even somehow managed to get a home not too far from the Crystal Palace.
>In fact- It's right next door to the palace.
>But there may be trouble brewing...
>For some days now-
"Oh Christ, there she is again!"
>You throw down your newpaper and fight not to choke on your oatmeal.
>Getting up from your kitchen table, you stomp over to the window.
"Can't a guy eat breakast in peace?"
>You give the most sour look you can muster and stare out your window.
>Across the giant field of grass between your house and the palace, you can see her.
>Cadence.
>The princess stands on a balcony of the palace.
>Holding a pair of binoculars.
>Abviously, voyerism is fine here, if done by royalty.
>She lowers the binoculars and waves at you, giving a large smile.
>You flip her off.
>Then slam your blinds down.
>Sitting back down to finish breakfast, you grumble.
"Just want to be left alone. Stupid princess-"
>There's a knock on the door.
>Your back door.
>There's that pulsating blood vessel again.
>"Yoo-hooo~! Mr. Human, are you home?"

>>30830220
>Enjoying the closeness of your mate you wrap an arm around Rainbow and lift her up with one arm.
>Rainbow lets out a yelp of delight tinged with fear as she is suddenly picked up as you turn around.
>Leaving you none the wiser as 'Celestia' and 'Cadence' level their horns at your back.
>Rainbow frantically starts to wave her hooves at the two with their glowing horn making the larger horses confused as they shift back to a normal stance.
>When you turn around you simply see the confusion on their faces then look at Rainbow.
>Rainbow simply smiles at you before giving your cheek a nuzzle.
>Oh right.
>Momma didn't raise no impolite guest might as well be a good host.
>Extending a hand toward the two larger mares, you think at least their faces look different from Rainbow's you wave them forward.
>Both of the larger horses look to each other then at Rainbow who nods at her from her place under your arm.
>Shrugging the pure white one is the first to walk forward and you smile happily turning into your cabin.

>Inside is the smoky interior of your home that you've made with Rainbow.
>Many a dried herb hangs from the ceiling while a cellar in the cool earth lies in the corner where you keep most the food.
>Let's see Rainbow usually enjoys when you bring out the meadow sweet when she visits.
>Setting your lover on the bed of furs you pull open the cellar and descend down to retrieve the herb.

>As your sat down on the bed you wiggle happily in place finding the perfect spot that you had found in it from last week.
>Aw yeah, comfy spot is best spot.
>After forming the little nest from the furs you hear a subtle cough from ahead of you.
>Freezing you feel blood rush to your face, you completely forgot about the princesses!
"Princesses! I'm so sorry, uh, if you want a seat there are a few around here I think."
>Crap, quick Rainbow think!

>>30831377

>You whip the door open.
>Hopefully, this whole situation can be defused quickly by the fact that you're only wearing a pair of boxers and your robe.
>Holding your mug of coffee, you look down your nose at the pony standing on your front steps.
>Princess Cadence stands smiling up at you.
>She looks unperturbed by your sloven appearance.
>In fact, she's just standing there with that stupid smile.
>For about a week now, you've seen her spying on you from that castle of hers.
>However, this is the closest the two of you have ever been.
>You hock as loud as you can and spit into the bushes by your door.
"Whaddya want?"
>"Hello! I am Princess Cadenza Mi A-"
"I know who you are."
>You take a sip of coffee and give her the stink eye.
>She only smiles and blinks.
>"Well, Twilight Sparkle told me that you would be moving here, Anonymous. I noticed you have been living here for some time now and we've never even met! Haha, isn't that crazy?"
>She tries to put a hoof on your door frame, but slips.
>Quickly, she uprights herself and regains her stupid smile.
"Crazy? No, it sounds about right, considering you've been spying on me for a while. You know, while I'm in my private residence?"
>Before you can get into the fundamentals of NAP and how much she's in violation, the princess looks past you.
>"Oh, you're eating breakfast?"
>Okay, now this bitch is in clear violation of NAP.
"Yeah, hey, it's okay if you look at my private home and bother me while I'm eating breakfast. I've always wanted the princess next door to come get in my business."
>"You wanted to meet me?"
>You give her a deadpan look.
>Not again.
>You slam the door in her face.

>>30831381

>If you face legal repercussions for snubbing a princess, you'll just hire a pony with the biggest nose you can find and-
>Before you can sit back down, a clap of thunder rips through the sky outside.
>You almost spill your coffee and go to the window.
>Looking outside, you can see a storm rolling in.
>Wasn't it just sunny?
>What the hell kind of weather is this?
>Oh well, it's not like you had any plans today.
>And you don't have to go to work at the warehouse.
>A storm will only give you more of a reason to be lazy.
>Now you can hear fat rain drops starting to pound against your roof.
"Sounds like it's time for a nap."
>There's a soft knocking on the back door again.
"Are you kidding me?"
>You slam your coffee mug down on the counter and stomp over to the door.
>Looking through the blinds, you peer out through the door window.
>Princess Cadence is still sitting outside.
>She is now soaked in rain, looking at your door miserably.
>What the hell? Why doesn't she just go home?
>You crack the door open a bit.
"Aren't you going home?"
>Her mane is hanging around her in a soggy limp mess.
>"I'm sorry to um, bother you again... But do you think I could come in and dry off?"
>You let out a sigh.
>God, you do not want to let her inside your house.
>But you open the door anyway.
"Quick, you're letting the cold in."
>Cadence happily trots past you inside.
>You close and lock the door behind her.
>Turning, you are already thinking of ground-rules to give her for being in your home.
>You're stopped in place by the sight of her shaking her body.
>She is actually shaking like a dog, flinging water all over your kitchen.
>"Hoo! That's some storm, huh?"

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>>30831389

>Cadence seemed a little upset about you snapping at her for flinging water everywhere.
>After giving her a towel to properly dry off with, you made her a cup of coffee.
>The two of you sit in silence at your kitchen table.
>Cadence opens her mouth to say something, but falls silent at your grimace.
>Instead, she sips from one of your coffee mugs, holding it with both hooves.
>You study the colorful pony closer.
>This one looks so... Girly.
"Hey."
>Cadence looks up at you, hope in her eyes.
"Isn't your husband worried? You have a husband, right? The prince, or something?"
>She rolls her eyes and grins like you said some joke.
>"Shining Armor? He's away on business right now. Don't worry about him."
>You're not.
>Actually, you wish he would come over and take his crazy wife home.
>"I've been so lonely, cooped up in that big castle all alone. That's why I dropped by for a visit!"
>Visit?
>This is dangerously close to forced-entry.
>Silence falls over the room again.
>Cadence sips loudly from her cup, making you cringe.
"So... Wonder how long this storm will last."
>Cadence waves a hoof, "This is the annual post-summer storm the Pegasus ponies do to clear out that last bit of summer stuffiness. It usually lasts for about three hours or so."
>You almost crush your mug in your grip.
>Three fucking hours?
>How desperately you just want to push this horse out of your house.
>But you guess the stupid chivalrous side buried deep down is forcing you to let her stay.
>Cadence looks around room and taps her hooves on the table, "Soooo, what do you do for fun, Anonymous?"
>You wipe your nose and scratch your chin stubble.
"I don't do shit. I work at a warehouse, so I don't have fun."
>Cadence seems to find this funny and giggles behind her hoof.
>"Aw, that's so sad! We should do something fun together sometime!"

>>30831397

>You blink and give her a disparaging look.
"Wouldn't your husband... Er,"
>Cadence waves her hoof again, "Don't worry about Shining. I can have friends if I want. It's been a long time since I made a new friend anyway."
>Of all the things you want to do in your small amount of time off from work, hanging out with princess candy ass is very far down the list.
"I dunno. I'm usually pretty busy on my days off."
>Cadence gets up and goes over to the calender on your fridge.
>Shit.
>She leans down and pokes at the calender.
>"Looks like you have this Tuesday off. We could go into town and get something to eat? Nothing like a princess properly showing you around town, right?"
>She turns and looks at you with a shit-eating grin.
>You scratch your balls very visably.
"If I go get lunch with you, will you stop spying on me through binoculars?"
>She laughs and rubs her head, "Yeah, sorry about that. I was just so curious."
>Creepy and curious must have the same meaning here.
>"Still am..."
>You swear she's giving you bedroom eyes.
>Outside, you can hear the quiet of the rain dying away.
>Both of you look out the window and see the sun poke through the clouds.
>"Oh wow, it ended really early this year!"
>Thank God.
>You stand and clear your throat.
"Well, I guess you can head home now."
>Cadence sets your coffee mug down on the table.
>"Aww, we were having so much fun though."
>You walk over and open the door.
"Yeah. Sure. Anyway, I really need to go take a nap."
>Cadence walks past you, back outside.
>"See you next week then?"
>You blink.
"Oh. Yeah... See you next Tuesday."
>With that, you close the door a final time on Cadence.

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>>30831403

>You are Gilded Buckler.
>Prince Shining Armor's most trusted guard.
>Well, one of them.
>The prince has entrusted you to stay home and keep and eye on things while he is away on business.
>And damn did you have some news for him.
>Yesteday, you had watched as Princess Cadence had left the castle.
>And gone to the house of that odd human creature next door.
>She spent about an hour and a half in his house before coming out, looking to be in a state of bliss.
>Then, not only had she sang a song about something she called 'another moose' or something, but she had come back to the castle and locked herself away in her room for the rest of the night.
>Being a mare yourself, you knew when a mare was... Excited, to say the least.
>With haste, you had written a detailed letter to your belov- er, magnificent prince, Shining Armor.
>The next morning, a scroll had come back, via raven.
>It was only a short, sloppily written reply of two words.
>'Follow her.'
>You look up at the large oil painting of Prince Shining Armor on your barracks wall.
>Giving it a salute, you dawn your helmet.
>"Yes, my prince. I will see what evil scheme this... Whorse of a human is hatching."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jscd9utzNHs

>>30831177
>>30831193
Or, maybe, just maybe, it's a completely different species with unique ways, culture and morality
She clearly wasn't aware of the whole 'friendship feeds them too'
You know, it's kind of hard for a culture to get out of those ways, the good old 'my father and my father's father did it so will I'
A third of US babies are still getting circumcised, for example

Unless something big happens, which was the s6 finale

>asked for help
Lmao

>>30831434
>Or maybe, just maybe, it's a completely different faith with unique ways, culture and morality.
>He clearly wasn't aware of the whole 'infidels are people too'
>You know it's kind of hard for a culture to get out of those ways, the good old 'my father and my father's father did it so will I'
>A third of US babies are still getting circumcised, for example

That is how shitty your argument is, it can be used to justify Islamists, Nazis, Communists, Socalists, Tyrants, and literally every other shitty ideal under the sun.

Besides throw your headcanon aside for a minute and remember that in that same s6 finale, when Bugbutt saw that there was another way to provide for her children she fucked off because she didn't like it. She doesn't care about them enough to compromise her own selfish desire for revenge.
So unless you want to write a green that ignores those aspects of her established personality, feel free to fuck off with your shitty waifu.

>>30831540
Anything related to glimglam can be safely ignored as bullshit. Seriously fuck those episodes.

Damn, this thread is getting pretty hot right now
Here's the pastebin if you want
I will write more of this tonight

>>30831540
I wasn't the anon you've been arguing with tho

>be queen of a hive for who the fuck knows how long
>it could be millenias for all we know
>is used to feed one way, and not another
>don't even know it's possible
>has to be strong and show that you're strong, no place for faggots at the top
>some ponies fuck everything up
So you're saying that she should've just ignored EVERYTHING, her culture, the ways of her people, her life, and simply swallow her pride and tell 'yeah okay ponies are right' just because one of yours became a shiny bug dear?
How could she know he's right?
How could she know it's not a scheme from the ponies?
How could she know that this is what changelings really need?
Do you know that? Do we even know if Steve is right or not? Of course he is, because it's a children's cartoon, but would you be able to make this kind of decision if you were there?

Are you this detached with reality? Or are you simply retarded?

>proceeds by using sophism
lmao, shouldn't you be preparing for school? It's next week chump

>>30831598
https://pastebin.com/QAzKwVPu

>>30831598
Pastebin where?

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>>30831540
>godwin's law
that's how buttblasted you are. you went silent when that other poster pointed out how childish you are, and now you're just spewing hate for chrysalis because you can't stand her.

>>30831604
Maybe, just maybe she could've tried something different when what she's been doing for "millenias for all we know" of starving changelings.
How long do you need to starve before your method for food gathering comes into question? How long do you keep your culture that has brought you nothing while everyone else on the planet has something?
Also
>So you're saying that she should've just ignored EVERYTHING, her culture, the ways of her people, her life, and simply swallow her pride and tell 'yeah okay ponies are right' just because one of yours became a shiny bug dear?
Yes, because he had fucktons of love for her to steal in the first goddamn place.
If you're entire people, including yourself, are starving and one lost person comes back filled with food, you ask what he is doing right jackass.

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>>30831540
>stop liking what i don't like or you're literally HITLER

>>30831626
Well they weren't starving tho
They were hungry, and as steve said, changelings are ALWAYS hungry, or were
You can't compare that with our culture because we don't feed on fucking feelings, dumbass
There's absolutely no point in saying that 'yeah well they could've tried fishing instead!' because that's not how it fucking works
>t-they could've asked
Oh, sure
'Oh, hi, I'm steve and I look like a monster and my instincts force me to hiss and look menacing but please could I drain your love for a while?'
Am I being memed or are you really this stupid?

I feel like I'm talking with a 4yo without any theory of mind, that's crazy

>>30831618
Do you mean >>30831061?
I wasn't in the conversation then, I jumped in at >>30831193

Either way pointing out the argument method used isn't itself an argument. Also Chrysalis is my favorite villain, but her methods can only be partially justified since she never has been showed to try benign methods of getting what she wants.
She is a shitty waifu, because nothing positive has been shown about her. People only waifu their headcanon version of her. If you want to fuck crazy and evil at least have the scrote to admit you want to fuck crazy and evil. Just don't pretend that she is some sad victim that needs rescue, or valiant antihero acting in the name of others.
Could be argued during the invasion, but it has been thrown out wholesale as of s6

Stop it! The changelings are a hive of peace! Just let them enslave you you bugslamiphobic privileged pony scum!

#Stallionists4Chrysalis

>>30831646
Strawman.
Not making an argument, just calling you a faggot.
>>30831650
Except that is exactly what worked.
Hell Steve wouldn't have had to explain himself if she didn't smear the reputation of all changlings with her invasion.
That was the sole hurdle he had to leap as a changling, the one she put there.

>>30831681
>calling someone else a faggot
>with a changeling's cock in your mouth
i'm sure you'd fit right in over in /hhh/, they love the nu-changelings

>>30831681
>that worked
how?
How do you know?
How could she know?
Again, you're just saying all that shit because you're a fucking viewer and it's a cartoon
How about you try to get in her head and see for yourself if you would've accepted all this bullshit

Use your fucking brain, Anon, holy shit

Equestria may be utopic, the rest of the world (or rather, the little we've seen of it) isn't
Changelings and ponies have had this 'predator/prey' relationship for who knows how long, again, and no one could've known that 'oh yeah, just become friend with them and you'll turn into ugly abominations, but you won't need to feed!'

>>30830220
>>30831379
While I think the pacing is a little rushed I am liking this. Perhaps a conversion between Rainbow and the princesses explaining how how she came to be here with Anon is in order before they again go and assume he is hostile. Nothing long but enough to bridge the pace between the prior posts.

>>30831606
Good start. Ok on the world building but good character introductions. I look forward to reading more.

weird captcha: toilets fiscal

>>30831598
i like it. it's different enough from the typical stories of "which mares will sit on anon's dick?" and baby-making stories we usually get around here. I look forward to more, just watch out for the waifu shitposting.

>>30830249
Yeah, there was a side-by-side comparison of old design+new colors/new design+old colors.
Nd+oc was ok-ish, od+nc looked terrible.

>>30831702
We're talking in circles nigger.
>How did she know
When Steve came back he was full of love that she was about to steal from him
>How could she know
The exact same way she knew how to infiltrate Ponyville and Canterlot, steal away every important character in one fucking night.

That is all shit she knew from her perspective alone. Steave leaves, Steve comes back with food. Ponies aren't shitting on Steve, and Steve is helping ponies.
All in all it is about what is best for your people, looking good or not being hungry.

Telling Starlight to fuck off was cool, and I love that she did that. However if you want to paint her as sympathetic it is the most damning thing she has ever done. She is a shitty queen, would make a shitty waifu, and an even shittier mother. She is an outstanding character though.

>>30831598
looking forward to more if you do decide to continue

>>30831411
Bretty good senpai

>>30831381
>>Before you can get into the fundamentals of NAP and how much she's in violation
kek

And here I thought there was actually something of value with all these replies, but no. Just more autistic shitflinging that fills the thread that no one but the two fuckers arguing cares about.

>>30832043
It's kinda funny this time. Even some off handed comment, an hour old or more before someone responded I think, turned into this.

Lovebugs parasitic? They are symbiotic for the fucks sake!
What citizens that only want love can do to a society?
I bet they was living among all other races until something screwed everything up.

>>30831411
Slasher? Wow, its odd seeing you here, but glad to have you.

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>>30832195
Right? They'd mesh perfectly into society.

>>30832195
They are supposed to be symbiotic, but the way Crissi runs her hive implies she runs it like they're parasites.

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>>30831379
>Comfy
DO NOT STOP

Kek, this prompt:

>Anon, drunk off his ass, licks the Elements of Harmony like one would with a toad.
>He's not well-liked in Equestria, the exceptions being Cadence, Spike, Dash, and Luna.
>Gets high magically.
>Wakes up next day as a MLP-styled horse.
>Turns out horses are mythological, and he's just become their physical equivalent to Venus, Aphrodite, Ishtar, etcetera.
>Ponies become split on whether he was always like this, hiding as a test for them that they failed or sign of humility, or is newly ascended.
>Some debate on whether he's actually their version of Artemis/Diana, who could be pretty cruel to the opposite (and often same) gender.
>They begin sperging.
>Shining feels inadequate, since his wife is now buds with a horse.
>Anon is just freaking the fuck out because of becoming a talking horse.

>>30832750
How about you just take your tf bullshit and get out instead?

>>30832750
What a beautiful mess, I love it

>>30832773
It's in the prompt bin and is RGRE-focused, Dumb-Anon.

>>30830182
>rape

>>30832904
Ignore them Anon, they're probably reddit fags. I know the one that thinks being a nazi is a bad thing is.

>>30831540
>remember that in that same s6 finale, when Bugbutt saw that there was another way to provide for her children she fucked off because she didn't like it.
Oh yeah, because the idea that literally no changeling before thorax has ever even thought about giving love to someone else is any better.
That finale was complete ass and we all know it.

>>30833116
A lot of the episodes are complete ass, but they're still canon.
You can ignore it in any green you write, as most do.

>>30830551
>>She probably mains a wizard
Nah, she probably mains a techmaster.
(Ponies have magic, but not much technology, so it makes sense that highly advanced technology without any magical components to it would be like sorcery to us.)

>>30830882
>please refrain from opining on matters of political action, you low-iq subhuman garbage.
You're on 4chan. Agreeing (even just sarcastically/satirically) that niggers are the root of all problems is a prerequisite here.

>>30831002
>If you and your loved ones we're starving to death and the only option you could find for survival was taking from others, would you let them die for your morality?
If you're too stupid and too incapable of sustaining yourselves, you've got it coming, at least die with some dignity, because you're going out anyway regardless of what you do.

This is literally evolution. Those that cannot sustain themselves, eventually die. Even if they manage to parasitically survive for a time feeding off others, if they aren't very careful to not over-expand like only sapient races can, it dies out. Either it feeds too much exhausting the supply and they starve anyway, or it limits itself.

Clearly, they did not limit themselves enough to keep up their numbers off what they could produce, so they desperately attacked in a completely futile attempt to get more of something that cannot be gotten from conquest.

It's like needing drinking water, so you attack someone who has it by poisoning their water. Congrats, even if you defeat them, neither of you will have what you need.

It's the evolutionary equivalent of some fat rich dude sniveling, whining, and begging the poor people who're fed up with his shit not to kill him after he's killed members of their families to get where he is.
You're fucked (because of your hubris) either way, so at least go out with some fucking class.

>>30831020
>autism exclusive to male humans
KEK, good one.

>>30831377
>>This is why you moved to the Crystal Empire.
>>The Crystal Empire, with its more 'archaic' (normal) view on gender roles.
So... from here on out everything is NOT rgre?
Yeah, no thanks.

>>30831379
>>Setting your lover on the bed of furs you pull open the cellar and descend down to retrieve the herb.

>>As your sat down on the bed you wiggle happily in place finding the perfect spot that you had found in it from last week.
Please add a line to denote perspective shift. It's not strictly speaking necessary, but it really helps the reader.

>>30831379
I need more

>>30833999
when it comes to the civilians but it seems that the story will focus on candyass who is from RGREquestria.

>>30831650
It's also worth considering the "ponies need love to function biologically, so draining it is literally a magical/brain chemistry lobotomization.

If so, obviously draining pony's love is harmful to them. So there's no way in HELL they'd be fine with it.

>>30832904
There are a few not-so-unspoken rules to the RGRE general.
Not shityrs, no TF (PoppedAnon's story so far is the only one that hasn't devolved into some fetish shit, so it's the only one we allow), no cuck, no hardcore femdom in the bedroom, and no homo-anon.

TL;DR- If you're not PoppedAnon, we don't want your TF fetish here.

>>30834083
PoppedAnon isn't technically TF as it's reincarnation. Being born into a new body rather than having his body changed.

>>30834049
Eh, that's some thin ice he's skating on.

>"Yes, my prince. I will see what evil scheme this... Whorse of a human is hatching."
I fucking swear, if this shit ends up with anon cucking shining by banging candyass, that's the reason we don't like this fucking shit here, it's unwelcomed fetish shit.

RGRE doesn't like this kind of faggotry. It always ends in tactical REEEEEEEEEE nuking it out of the general.

>>30833999
Checked.

>>30834174
>Eh, that's some thin ice he's skating on.

Then he better skate well.

>>30834114
True, just another thing to like about Popped and more reason to REEEEEEE out the TF faggotry.

>>30834210
Gravity cares not how well you skate, only how little energy your presence exerts.

>>30834244
I can tell you that gravity does care how good your balance is. Just ask my close friend the ground.

>>30834083
I understand the hate for satyrs, homohorse, etcetera, but this TG prompt isn't gender-bending and is fully RGRE.

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>>30831377
>Slasher Science

Didn't know you were still alive.

>>30834083
>story featuring tg stuff
>no gender-bending or Anon taking it up the pooper
>reverse gender focused

yes. "fetish".

>>30834083
>it's an 'Anon hates things so tries to convince other people that these are rules' episode
Fuck off

>>30831660
>Just don't pretend that she is some sad victim that needs rescue
In a twisted way, she's a victim of her own evil madness.

>>30832195
>>30832257
>>30832272
>>30829927
>Chrysalis is half dead
>What few children she had left fare worse
>Old instincts compel her to try to save her child, but she doesn't know if it will be enough.
>Even if this daughter survives, she can't save them all
>She doesn't even know if she can save herself.

>Is this really how it ends?
>Is this what her Pride has wrought?
>Was it worth it?
>No.
>But there is nothing she can do to change things now.

<Are you sure?>
>Came a whisper on the wind.
>"Who's there!?"
<A chance. If you are willing to take it.>
>The message was more a feeling than actual words. Something she felt more than heard.
>She could sense a strange magic behind it.
<All the Love you could ever want.>
>She had a vision of her, and her children, healthy and whole. All evidence of their long emaciation erased. No gaping holes dotted their bodies
<If you are willing to pay the price.>
>Of course there was a price. Strange magical voice that seemed to read her mind, offering what she desired when she was at her lowest. These kinds of things /always/ had a catch.
>She was desperate. She knew it. Somehow she knew that the voice knew it.
>She tried not to think of what she wouldn't be willing to give. No need to give the mind reading voice ideas.
>She got the distinct impression of amusement at that.
<It is not your soul you must surrender, but your Heart. To get Love, you must /give/ Love. True Love, not the mockery of it you have practiced all your life.>
>She goggled. What did that even /mean/?!
>It laughed.
<You will learn in time.>
<If you can let go of your Pride. And your Fear. If you can embrace Change, and become what you were always meant to be.>
>She was confused, and afraid, but what choice did she have?
<You always have a choice, Chrysalis. That you have forgotten that is why you are here, now.>

>>30833871
That was a virgin joke.

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>>30834440
Go on

>>30834272
Balance isn't the concern when skating on thin ice.
You fall, you get back up.
The concern is the ice breaking.
You break through the ice, and you're almost certain to freeze to death or drown.
Falling is a bruise, broken ice is nigh-certain death.

>>30834286
>>no gender-bending or Anon taking it up the pooper
Give it time and it'll become everything we hate. They always do.

>>30834389
I agree with his sentiments.

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>>30834440
I am interested.

>>30834491
Good for you
Doesn't me it's up to you and him to decide whether X should be accepted or not, so, fuck off

>>30834457
Yeah, I got that.
I was trying to make it more accurate for equestria.
On Earth, we have high tech stuff all around us and in society, but have no magic, just trickery approximating magic.
On Equus, they have magic all around them and in society, but have no higher end technology, just magically run approximations of technology.

Thus, the RGRE equivalent of a forever alone D&D playing guy who mains a wizard would be a lonely O&O playing mare who mains a techmaster.

>>30834476
can we stop the metaphor

>>30834440
>One of her little 'lings whimpered in pain. She went to send some Love their way, and after a second, her magic sputtered and died.
>That was the last of her reserves. Any more and she'd be putting another hoof in the grave.
>That was all the thinking she needed.
"I'll do it."
<So be it.>
>With that she could fell magic and Love flowing into her and around her, revitalizing her and her children.
>The world seemed a little brighter
<Relax, and try to keep an open mind. I think you're going to like him. He has already chosen You, even knowing who and what you are.>
>There was a bright flash, and when the spots cleared from her eyes she was presented with a tall male.
>She hadn't even done anything but stare at him, but she could already feel a trickle of love streaming from him as he smiled at her.
>She didn't know what she had expected, but this definitely wasn't it.
<Good luck you two!>
>That was the last she heard of the voice. That, and fading giggles.

>>30834543
wouldn't engineer be a better term?

>>30834575
>>That was the last she heard of the voice. That, and fading giggles.
wot

>>30834174
If you're gonna get with Princess Peetzer, Shining has to be on board with it, and Anon has be OK with that. Like in LaP's namesake story.

That's about the only way to pull it off.

Unless you're gonna just AU it and have them never get together/get married in the first place, because of reasons.

>>30834941
Cousin Cadence is best reasons

>>30834577
Engineer can mean anything from working on steam engines (tech ponies already have) in the 1800s or your basement to working on cutting edge nasa EM space engines.

Plus, they probably wouldn't have the same names, given that we assign FAR too specific
a title depending on specialization.

Ponies probably lump it all together into one class, and you specialize in one type of tech (offensive, defensive, medical, etc.)

>>30834941
>If you're gonna get with Princess Peetzer, Shining has to be on board with it, and Anon has be OK with that. Like in LaP's namesake story.
Shhhh, don't mention that atrocity. You'll rekindle the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's.

>>30835048
Utility Tech specialization was meant to be support, but it was quickly abused to become OP as fuck, giving even Wizards a run for their money.

>>30835068
The only atrocity in that story was the Minotauress who went nuts and hulked out.

>>30834945
We need more of that.

>>30835088
And the blatant anon/shining cuck.

Gotta love the fucking REEEEtards fighting about how good/evil a character is (aka a bs argument), thus derailing the thread....just for the same people complain later on about how few people write in this thread. Dunno, maybe you morons stop with the "reeeeing" so that we could get some extra writefag?

I know, I know, one need an IQ over 1000 to understand such an idea, but try to follow...less fighting, more writing. Amazing, eh?

>>30834174
This story's Anon has shown a very thorough dislike of Cantdance, I think you have nothing to worry about.

>>30835486
That was hours ago. Lets not dig it back up.

>>30835619
CHRYSSY DID NOTHING WRONG.

BUG SATYRS.

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>>30835693
I want one.

>>30835693
>Suggests Chrysalis creates abominations not worthy of this general
>"Chryssie did nothing wrong"
You sicken me, shityrs belong in the /trash/

> Be Anon, town problem solver
> It's not a real job as such, you don't get paid in money all that much
> Mostly you just walk around town and lend a hand where needed
> And then, in a witches of lancre sort of way-
> You hear a small commotion near the Carrousel Beautique
> You amble on over to find a clearly stressed Rarity scowling at the rump graffiti jihadists
> "Sweetie Belle, it does not matter if the book guaranteed the summoning of a handsome, eligible stallion. I will not have blood sacrifice going on in front of the Beautique, that would just be bad business."
> You get close enough to see the chalk circle drawn in dirt, speckled with some dark liquid
> Sweetie Belle is also noticable favoring her left forehoof
> When Rarity sees you, her expression softens slightly
> "Anon, thank goodness you are here. Would you mind taking care of Sweetie and her friends for a bit? I'm afraid I have far too many gala pieces to prepare to deal with them today."
> The fillies turn to look at you, faces brightening up immediately
> "Grampa Anon!"
> ...
> You are a young guy, even by the standards of pony life expectancy

>>30835766
> Which makes it even weirder that every filly and colt in town calls you grampa
> At least they don't mean anything by it
"Hey kiddos, and Rarity. I don't mind taking them, but when would you like them back?"
> Rarity's horn lights up, magic fetching something from her store, and she considers the question
> "If you could have them back by suppertime, that would be ideal. I should have the bulk of my work done by then."
> You nod
"Sounds good. Good luck with your orders, Rarity."
> Rarity gives you a grateful smile
> "Thank you, Anonymous. Oh, and before I forget, "
> A bundle of socks comes floating to you
> "A little token of my appreciation for all you do here in Ponyville, Darling."
> You accept the gift and tuck it into the basket on your arm
> It's already half full of similar little gifts and assorted produce
> Most days, you don't even have to spend a bit for food and clothes
> You smile at Rarity
"Thanks, the last set was starting to wear thin."
> She smirks a little
> "Oh, it is no problem at all. It is only proper to take care of our elderly."
> You roll your eyes as you bend to pick up Sweetie Belle
"You youngun's these days, no respect. See you later, Rarity."
> "Good bye, Fa- ahem, Darling."
> As you stride away, Scootaloo clambers up, wings buzzing as she settles on top of your head
> Appleboom trots beside you, giving you a pleading look
> "Grampa, you gonna tell us about the war?"
> You shift to cradle Sweetie in the crook of your arm
"Is that what you want too, mini marshmallow?"
> She nods eagerly
> "Please, Grampa!"
> You chuckle
"Alright, alright. We were freezing our butts off up in the Pale, and the Stormcloaks had holed up in their fort..."


> Be Anon, carrying yet another pony
> It's getting to the point of being a daily workout

>>30835770
> Rainbow squirms under your arm
> "Come on, I can fly, you don't need to carry me all the way."
> You shake your head
"What were you thinking, running across the coals. Was it another stupid dare?"
> She pouts
> "...no."
> You roll her onto her back and cradle her in your arms, looking straight into her eyes
"Did you boast that you could do it faster than anyone else?"
> She looks away, cheeks reddening
> "Yeah."
> You sigh
> She glares at you
> "Dang it Dad, I know it was dumb, but I thought if I went fast enough..."
> You raise an eyebrow
"Dad?"
> She blushes even harder, covering her face with her singed hooves
> You chuckle
"That's cute. Come on, we're almost there."
> She sighs
> "Finally. And, well, thanks."
> You smile
"No problem, Rainbow."


> You know, when you suggested to the princesses that they should have a day off at least once a week, this isn't what you are expecting
> Luna completely zonked out on your couch
> Celestia lingering in the undead berg just to talk to Solaire some more
> It's actually a little cute, she's already beaten the game once, and even fought Gwyn with him
> You plop down beside her, leaning back on your hands
"Having fun there, Sunshine?"
> She quirks a little smile at the nickname
> "It's funny, I've heard such flattery before, but coming from him..."
> She sighs longingly
> "I know it's his genuine feelings. You would not believe how rare that is, Anon."
> You pat her withers
"He's a good husbando, Sunshine."
> She hums in agreement, before turning her character back toward the bridge
> You watch her play for a bit
> You suppose a game requiring patience and persistence would be a good fit for her
> At any rate, you give her withers a final pat and head to the kitchen to make some lunch

> Luna rouses at the smell grilled cheese sandwiches wafting through the air
> She ambles into the kitchen, mane mussed, more nebula than starfield
> "Good afternoon, Anonymous. I thought I smelled some princely cooking."

>>30835774
> You nod at her, keeping an eye on the pan
"Afternoon, Moonbeam. Did you sleep well?"
> She yawns, rubbing her face with a hoof
> "So much so that I may have to confiscate your couch on a permanent basis."
"I'm pretty sure beds are more comfortable, Luna."
> She shakes her head
> "Perhaps if it was just a matter of cushioning, but what makes it truly soothing is, well."
> Luna looks down at the floor, mane falling in front of her face
> You raise an eyebrow
"What?"
> She coughs
> "Your, ah, scent."
> You set the spatula on the cool part of stovetop and turn to face her
"My scent?"
> She nods
> "It's... comforting. Like when sister and I used to sleep together. It feels like family."
> Oh
> Family
> Now that you think about it, that is the feeling you get from all these adorable little ponies
> You wrap Luna up in a tight hug, heart full of feelings
> She sighs contentedly, melting in your embrace
> You smile
"I'd be glad to be family for you two."
> Celestia walks in, sniffing the air
> "Is something burning?"
> You look at the sandwich on the griddle
> Welp

> Be Celestia, on yet another Sunday vacation
> Stars and Space, you love your little brother for suggesting the practice
> These past months have been the best you have ever had
> Both in relaxing fun, and in how much more energized you are for your duties
> And it is nice, to have a stallion around who looks after your little ponies like you do
> Thinking of which, you look over your shoulder
> Anon walks among Twilight and her friends, hefting a beach umbrella on one shoulder and a bulging satchel over the other
> You can't help but wonder how strong he is, carrying such a heavy load
> You'd offer to help, but he has already turned down several such offers

>>30835781
> You smile a little at his stubborn independence, but you suppose that is a necessary trait for ones such as you and he
> You turn your attention forward as you walk along the shore
> Your sun is bright and warm, the waves soothing, and a cool ocean breeze ruffles your fur and feathers
> Truly a perfect day

> After you all set up the umbrella and blankets, your little ponies scamper off into the sand and waves
> Luna lounges in the shade, amusing herself by drawing patterns in the sand with her magic
> Anon smiles at you
> "You can go ahead, I'll just be a moment getting ready."
> Then he shucks off his shirt
> The words die in your throat
> You stare at the rippling muscles of his abdomen, glistening with his sweat
> How can your little brother be this hot?
> You just want to go over there and lick it all u-
> You shake your head, trying to banish the mental image
> He shrugs
> "Or you can wait for me, that works too."
> He sits down cross-legged, and digs around in the satchel
> You try not to stare at his crotch, but you can't avoid it
> That tantalizing bulge
> So prominently displayed, yet he seems oblivious to the effect it has on you
> You can feel your wings stiffen to full mast, and for once you are intensely grateful he isn't completely familiar with some nuances of equine behaviour
> You glance at your sister
> She is similarly enraptured by this new facet of your honorary brother
> You notice the patterns she is drawing in the sand are now noticably phallic
> What if he sees?
> You smooth the sand with a thought
> Your eyes jump back to Anon as he squirts sunscreen onto his hand
> You can't look away
> He rubs it all over his chest, and across the subtly flexing muscles of his arms
> You have to focus to keep your tail from rising
> He stops and holds the bottle out to Luna
> "Could you get my back? It's a little hard to reach for me."

>>30835788
> Her horn flickers abortively, and she grabs the bottle with her hoof
> "O-of course, I'd be glad to."
> He gives her a brief smile before turning his back to the two of you
> You sidle over to your sister and whisper,
"You're not going to use your hoof, right?"
> She stares at the broad expanse of his back, heavily breathing
> Luna whispers back,
> "How can I not? Are you telling me you don't want to touch him?"
> You lick your lips
"I'll take the right half?"
> "Deal."
> You accept a squirt of sunscreen on your hoof
> You hesitate though
> Are you really going to feel up your little brother?
> Your innocent, caring, whimsical little brother?
> Luna's hoof hits his back, and he lets out a cute yelp
> Luna stops
> "Are you alright, brother? Was I too firm?"
> He chuckles
> "I was just a little startled. It actually feels kinda good."
> Oh, you are going to Tartarus for this
> You join Luna as your hooves press against his rippling muscles
> You marvel at how smooth and slick his skin is, slipping under the frog of your hoof
> He squirms, laughing, and you can only stare at how his lower back flexes and twists
> You are a terrible sister
> But you can't stop
> You slide your hoof up caress his shoulders, massaging his neck
> He groans in pleasure, hanging his head and baring his delectable nape to you
> Your vision swims as you resist the urge to push him down and mount him
> You are stronger than this
> He is your cute little brother!
> Purely for cuddles, or so you thought
> You clear your throat, nudging Luna
"I believe we covered everything back here."
> Luna's ears fold back, and you notice some discreet spellwork burying a damp spot in the sand
> ...
> You do the same

>>30835752
It's irrelevant anway. Lovebugs are shapeshifters,

They can be satyrs if you want, and not satyrs if you don't, and they can switch back and forth if you're indecisive.

>>30835797
> Anon rolls his shoulders with a satisfied sigh and turns to face the two of you
> "Thanks, it's always a little awkward getting back there."
> Then he pauses
> "Are you two alright? You're looking a little flushed."
> Your own ears fold back
"We're just so excited to swim with you, Anon."
> You give him an awkward smile
> He frowns, the shrugs
> "Alright, but if you start feeling weird, let me know. No sense getting sick or injured on vacation."
> Luna glances at his waist-no, lower, and murmurs,
> "I'll be sure to do so."
> Anon nods decisively, then trots towards the waves
> "Last one in is a silly pony!"
> Oh, it's on!
> At once, the three of you are galloping across the sand, your heart eased by his carefree whimsy

That's all for now.
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>>30835830
This was amazing, and I demand more at the earliest possible convenience, sir!

>>30835830
That was cute. Write faster.

>>30835693
Bug apologists are the worst

>dey jus prey on innocents, dey dindu nuffi

>>30835766
>rump graffiti jihadists
kek

>>30835849
While they did do something wrong I do understand the majority of the changlings following their queen. They didn't know any other way of feeding and believed they were only a parasitic species. The biggest problem I have is that none of them even tried experimenting for alternatives before thorax.

>>30835722
TOP CUTE

>>30835722
pedo

>>30835937
Who knows, maybe those that did were killed in the past.

Man FUCK being sick
I wish I had some hot soup and my waifu cuddling up alongside me. Can't even write straight. FUCK

>>30835830
It's so damn good man!

>>30835830
You NEED to continue this, it is golden.

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I was listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNBA8mHFf8
and I had a prompt come to mind.

>Be anon.
>You somehow sired a foal with a pony.
>Magic or some shit.
>Ponies are normally very passive and are very susceptible to mob mentality.
>But not your little one.
>They are very independent and will see patterns other ponies miss.
>This has lead to your little pony being an outcast.
>After getting into a fight again this week you take it upon your self to teach them the ways of logic and deduction.

If female they could treat everypony equally. even if the others don't like it
If male they could try to make a name for themselves but will be met with unfair resistance or doubt.

>>30835770
>"Alright, alright. We were freezing our butts off up in the Pale, and the Stormcloaks had holed up in their fort..."
kek

>>30835830
The comfiness in unreal. Thanks.

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>>30835830
I love this.

>>30835830
>ponies seeing Anon as fatherly figure
Love it.

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>>30836154
>not wanting cute little bug children with Chrysalis

>>30835830
Moar when

>>30835830
This is quite good. I look forward to more.

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>>30836751
I want to love the but until she can't remember what it felt like to be unloved.

>>30831411
Not a bad setup at all. I'm particularly interested in seeing where the Gilded Buckler character goes.

Hey Hawkeye, I just finished reading ch. 9. I loved meeting Rose's parents. Thanks for the update! I left my comments on /gtpone/.

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>>30836989
>Changelings change eye color based off of their emotion
>Chrysalis was literally green with envy, of Cadance, and Ponykind in general.
>Her drones were feeling pretty blue, though.
I dunno what I'm even doing.

>>30837069
This pic related
My sides are in orbit

>>30831411

[II. Ready For The Weekend]

---

>It's a comfortable Tuesday morning.
>You open the fridge and pull out your jug of milk.
>Taking a whiff, you can smell that it's not expired.
>That would be a bad way to start your 'weekend'.
>With a content sigh, you close the fridge.
"Shit!"
>Looking down, your stomach drops.
>It's Tuesday.
>Now it all comes flooding back.
>The week of work had made you forget all about-
>A knock on the back door sends your morning tumbling into the shitter.
>Throwing the milk jug into the fridge, you stomp in a fluster over to the door.
"It's called non-aggression... Rightful liberty to unobstructed action..."
>You pull the door open as hard as you can.
>"Hey, Anon!"
>Bending forward, you get right in Cadence's face.
"The precondition of a civilized society is the barring of physical force from social relationships!"
>Cadence blinks, unflinching at your yelling in her face.
>"What?"
>You grind your teeth and hold up a finger.
"Ayn Rand. Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy."
>Cadence blinks slowly again, then smiles.
>"Hey, are you ready to go do something fun?"
>You sigh and rub your head.
"No, not really. It's pretty early and I was about to eat breakfast."
>She tries to lean on your door frame again, this time actually holding herself up.
>She looks pretty proud of that.
>"I was thinking I can take you to this great little cafe that serves breakfast. Their waffles are the best in the Crystal Empire."
>You can already hear the bits clinking.
"I don't really have much dosh right now, so-"
>"My treat!"
>You grab your jacket from behind the door, put on your shoes and step out, closing and locking the door behind you.
"That was a verbal agreement in binding promise of payment. Let's go."

---

>>30837302

>The two of you sit in a small cafe.
>Emphasis on the 'small' part.
>From your tiny table for two, you can almost touch the cooks as they work.
>It smells great though.
>Cadence is sipping from a glass of fresh-squeezed orange juice.
>You sit frowning with a hot cup of coffee in front of you.
>Extra cream, because Cadence is paying.
>She stops sipping and smiles.
>"Why don't you take off your jacket, Anon?"
>You look down at your brown duster.
"I'm fine."
>The princess seems to have a problem with staring.
>"I don't want to sound weird- I mean, I just met you... But, you seem like such an interesting er, guy."
>What did she mean by this?
"Interesting? In what way?"
>You take a forced sip of coffee.
>"Well, you moved in next to the castle and you're the only human that I know of. I'd say that's pretty interesting!"
"I'd say: it's probably for the best that my species isn't more prevalent here. For you."
>"And not only are you so... Exotic and big, but you seem to be a very- Ah, I don't now how to put it..."
>Instead of offering something, you continue drinking coffee and glare at her.
>She seems to recall something and pops up a hoof, "A self-made stallion is what they call it!"
>Setting your coffee down, you cross your arms.
"Every man builds his world in his own image. Ayn Rand..."
>When is the damn food going to get here?
>The conversation dies out and the two of you sip your drinks.
"So, what is your husband doing on his business?"
>You raise an eyebrow at the face Cadence makes.
>It smooshes up like a pancake.
>Tears well up in her eyes and her bottom lip pokes out.
>Oh no...
>"WAAAAA!"
>Cadence lets loose the water works and begins sobbing much like a young child denied a toy.

>>30837305

>You look around the cafe and hold out your hands.
"Wait! What- why are you crying?!"
>Every pony in the joint is staring more than they already were.
>It's bad enough to be out in public with a princess, but a crying princess is the ultimate attention drawer.
>You hold forward one of your napkins.
"Cadence, please..."
>She takes the napkin and blows her nose into it.
>"Th-Thank you!"
>You look around the room, glaring and making all of the other ponies uncomfortably go back to their meals.
>Cadence rolls up the snotty napkin and simply drops it on the floor.
>"I may not have been entirely truthful..."
>It was a mistake coming here.
>Your first mistake was letting her into your house.
>This is NOT the weekend you had been ready for.
>"I'm going to be honest now, Anon."
>She reaches forward, dragging her legs through a stick of butter and even your coffee.
>Grabbing your hands, she pulls them closer and stares at you with teary eyes.
"Please let go of me."
>"Anon, the truth is, Shining Armor and I are having problems with our marriage..."
"I don't want to get involved- oh God, I don't need this now."
>You see that one of her long hairs is floating in your coffee.
"You have been the one encounter in my life that can never be repeated... Ayn Rand."
>Now taking Cadence's hooves in your own hands, you pull her closer over the table.
"Cadence."
>She sniffles and looks up at you with those big watery eyes.
>Her appearance reminds you of a saccharine syrup concoction.
>You gaze deeply into her eyes.
>Her lips part and she wets them with her tongue.
"Cadence... What does this even have to do with me?"

>>30837308

>Finally, a waitress drops off your food.
>Quickly, you dig into your biscuits and gravy while Cadence continues to wipe her face with napkins.
>She ignores her waffles and wipes her eyes until the uncomfortable waitress mare leaves.
>"The reason why I talked to you- Shining and I have been doing nothing but fighting lately. And then he stormed off on this mission..."
>You pour some pepper on your meal.
>This is pretty good shit.
>"He didn't even say goodbye to m-m-m-*hick*"
>Before she can get into her wailing, you interject.
"Marriages have problems. It's pretty common."
>Cadence sucks up some snot and stares at you like a dog denied its favorite toy.
>"But it's all my fault in the first place!"
>You take a sip of coffee and wipe your mouth.
"Okay."
>Cadence pokes at her waffle with a fork.
>"You see, Shining Armor and I have differing views on our roles in our marriage."
>You keep reminding yourself that this is the price to pay for a free meal.
>"He's what you would call a new-age stallion. He wants to be independent and strong. But- but I'm more of a traditional mare..."
>So, she wants to pull a plow through a field or something?
>"I want to be the one to take care of him! I want to be the provider, like my mother was for my father. But, Shining is stubborn and so into this whole coltist new-wave movement!"
"I don't know what any of that means. I like these potatoes. What is this place called again?"
>Cadence takes the syrup container in her hooves and starts drowning her waffles in the sugary mess.
>You can only stare as she upends the thick sweet on her food.
>"That's why I came to you!"
"Please, stop doing that."
>"I thought you could help me."
"Good God woman, it's more sugar than waffle at this point..."
>"I really just think I need a male's opinion!"
"Holy shit, that's like half the bottle of syrup! What the actual fuck are you doing?"
>Cadence finally sets down the syrup and sniffles.
>"Anon, I need you to help me with my marriage."

---

>>30837312

>Shopping.
>The princess has decided to take you shopping.
>After she finished eating her plate of syrup, she dragged you to the Crystal Mall.
>"That place has such great waffles! I'm ready to just splurge now."
>You walk beside her as she holds out her hooves and twirls on her back legs.
>This pony is obviously suffering from a sort of bipolar disorder.
>Thirty minutes ago, she was having a complete syrup melt-down.
>Now she's on top of the world, ready to go renegade capitalist on the local market.
>"Anon, lets go buy hats!"
>You grumble as the princess runs off toward a hat store.
>This is such a waste of a weekend.
>You enter the store behind the spastic princess.
>Upon her entry, the employees seem to come to life.
>They rush forward toward Cadence and begin giving their polite (smarmy) greetings.
>Cadence looks around the shop and her eyes stop on a hat in the back corner.
>"No way."
>She gallops over and picks up her prize.
>"Anon, this is SO you!"
>You glare over at the thing in her hooves.
"No. Hell no."
>Before you can argue, Cadence uses magic to place the hat on your head.
>She comes over, completely ignoring the intent to kill you are telegraphing.
>"Anon. It's perfect."
>The two of you stare into a large mirror.
>A dark brown fedora sits atop your head.
>"It matches your cool jacket!"
"It's a duster."
>The employee ponies all nod in agreement behind you.
>"Anon, it actually makes you look pretty handsome..."
>You can feel Cadence's cheek right next to yours.
>Her breath tickles your collar bone.
>Hooves slide gently down your back.
>Shaking your head, you snatch the fedora off your head and brush Cadence off.
"No way. I'm going home."

>>30837315

>Cadence follows you out of the shop.
>"Anon, wait!"
>What the hell is wrong with this pony?
>"Anon, I have just one more place I want to show you!"
>You stop walking and look at the ground.
"Cadence."
>She stops just behind you.
>Several ponies stare as they walk near the two of you.
>It must be odd to them, seeing the princess stand next to some strange creature in the middle of the shopping district.
"If one's actions are honest, one does not need the predated confidence of others."
>She does not speak.
>You wipe a bit of leftover gravy from your duster.
"Ayn Rand..."
>Cadence walks around to the front of you.
>She leans her head into your vision.
>"Anon, I know we just met... And I know I'm asking you a very bizarre thing here, but-"
>She reaches out and touches your hand.
>"This is really hard for me to do alone. I'm the princess of love. It's not supposed to be that the princess of love would have issues with her own relationship..."
>You move your hand back and slide it into a pocket.
"What makes you think that I can help?"
>Cadence smiles weakly, "I dunno. Call it a girl's intuition."
>So essentially, bullshit.
>"Anon, please. All I want is some advice. I just want help with my marriage. I need advice. I need... A friend."
>You sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose.
"Okay. Fine. What kind of advice do you want?"
>Cadence dawns a mischievous smile and holds up a hoof.
>"Ah, wait! First, you have to come with me to my most special place!"
>Son of a bitch.
"And where is that?"
>Cadence seems to swell up with excitement.
>"TO YE OLDE CANDY SHOPPE!"

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>>30837319

>You are Gilded Buckler.
>This is madness.
>The kingdom in its entirety is at stake here.
>Prince Shining Armor's betrothed is a filthy slut!
>Not only is she making visits to another male's home, but she is taking this human male out for shopping sprees in town!
>In front of all of the citizens!
>Cadence is a sugar-mare.
>You feel disgusted, watching the princess (who you always knew was a whorse and undeserving of your pure beloved prince) take some stranger around town for a public display of-
>"Adultery!"
>You slam your hoof down on your desk as you ink your latest note to his majesty, Prince Shining Armor.
>Your prince must return.
>He must come home and punish this usurper.
>This snake.
>This Anonymous, as they call him.
>You send the raven and wait patiently by your bed for a return note from Prince Shining Armor.
>The hours drag by.
>Every moment you wait, you can only imagine what sinful acts Cadence is committing, like the whorse she is.
>Finally, the raven arrives at midnight.
>You eagerly rip open Prince Shining Armor's scroll and read.
>'Gilded Buckler: Good work with your duty.'
>He praised you!
>'I will be returning to the Crystal Empire soon. Unannounced. Make sure you DO NOT let Cadence know about this.'
>A righteous fury burns in your chest.
>Prince Shining Armor is coming to cast out the wicked!
>'P.S.: I appreciate the pictures of Cadence and Anon you took, but I think you accidentally slipped your own pictures in there by mistake. I sent them back. Nice flexing by the way.'
>Prince Shining Armor likes your cover photos!
>You sigh happily and dawn your armor, ready to continue tailing Cadence.
>"I will protect your colt-ish honor, my prince."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=labUhTgZ21M

>>30837324
Nice going slasher senpai

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>>30835830
I like thing. This is delicious thing.

>>30835830
This is too cute, looking forward to more.

>>30837324
Well alright. That's not quite where I thought you were going with this. Go on.

This is a bit off topic but when Slasher Science inevitably leaves us and never comes back can we put his epitaph as Slashed Tires?

>>30838316
wouldn't a more fitting cause of death be Glue Voodoo?

>>30837324
I guess Cadence is candyass

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When you get inspiration for a year old idea that meshes perfectly.

>>30837324
I like it.

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>8 posts in 9 hours
Threads dead jim

>>30839712
Not a great or linear metric for nu-/mlp/. Sometimes it's super active but virtually no green for hundreds of posts whereas this thread has plenty of green by today's standards.

>>30839712
>>30839766
That and people have jobs and/or university studies.

>>30838616
Why?

>>30834083
This, though I am disappointed Popped is liked here, but we need the trash writer for a popular thread at some point.

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I want to emaresculate my waifu and force her into the role of the stallion.

>>30837324
Really loving this haha

>>30840602
Haha

>>30840602
>>30840629
HAHA

>>30840643
why are we laughing?

>>30840657
BECAUSE IRONIC SHITPOSTING IS NOT SHITPOSTING.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Plus Bump, RGRE is ded.

>>30840699
But life....uh.....finds a way.

>>30840699
I don't think it is ded =/,
but the guys should post more stories, there are hundreds of stories that could be inserted on theThread Writefag List

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>Be Redacted
>You were no high lord
>No retainer with gold or land
>In fact, you were just a simple Bretonnian peasant
>A peasant that considered himself a professional soldier, but a peasant nonetheless
>For the last three weeks you had been following your lord's son around in some blasted forest with some two thousand men at your back, every single one of them peasants just like you
>You had no idea why you were marching
>None of you did
>Well, none of you that were unimportant anyway
>And since the lord's son had only brought a few retainers and no men-at-arms or knights, that meant that perphaps five or six men in the entire army new what was going on
>Your lord, before sending you off to do whatever you were meant to do, had been kind enough to equip this mighty host with only the finest of arms and armor
>Most of you were given rusty spears and quilted tunics with holes in them
>Some were given daggers that hadn't seen cared for, or sharped, in at least fifty years
>The very lucky were given swords so notched and brittle that they'd no doubt shatter on the first swing
>You were probably the luckiest man out of the army
>Since your family's women had traditionally served as the lord's mistresses, you had been given an axe of some quality, as well a mail shirt that easily cost more than your entire house back home
>Which was very nice
>The mail wouldn't stop a spear, or an arrow, or a sword stab...
>If you were hunting monsters it wasn't going to help you either...
>And then there were the orks that could cut a fully armored knight in half with a swing...
>Your mail wouldn't do anything against that...

>>30841156
>Still though, it was better than nothing
>At that moment, you and your little unit were making your way through a forest as part of the rear guard
>You had no idea which forest it was
>The trees were too big and old to be any forest near your village
>The animal calls sounding off all around you also sounded too different
>Sure, you could hear robins and hawks, and even the odd bluejay
>But the calls almost didn't sound like calls
>It sounded like the birds were talking to... something
>None of you had any idea what that something was, and it pretty much had all of the lads on edge
>All of the lads except one
>Who wasn't actually a lad, nor was she even human
>"Oh my, it is very pretty here isn't it?" Fluttershy asked, a small smile on her face as she looked around
"It's a lot better than those plains we were talking across a few days ago," you said, stepping over a giant root
>Fluttershy, seeing the same root, extended her wings
>With a gentle flap, she flew over it before once again landing next to you
>This wasn't the first time that you had been in the company of a pegasus
>Your lord himself owned a great white-winged warbeast
>But this was the first time that you had met one like Fluttershy
>You had no idea where your lord had gotten her
>You also had no idea why he had given her to his son to bring along for this march to wherever
>Your lord's son, ever the little cunt, had so revulsed the little mare that she had all but refused to be anywhere near him
>So, somehow, as if the Lady of the Lake herself had sent her your way, the pegasus had come to keep you and your men company
>"Can you hear that Godwit? Or that Red-necked Phalarope?" Oh my gosh, was that a Night-Heron?"

>>30830900
>expecting a /pol/yp to read
Let's not get crazy here.

>>30841167
>Fluttershy trotted past you, a great big smile on her face
>You watched her go, smiling as well
>She trotted through rows of men with excuse me's and pardon m'sir's toward one of the ancient trees
>A bird flew down from its branches toward her
>Fluttershy's smile widened as she lifted a hoof, allowing the bird to perch on it
>"And how are you doing today, Mrs. Robin?" she asked
>The bird gave it's wings a flap and started chirping
>It was all nonsense to you, but you could see the pegasus nodding her head, listening to the bird intently
>"She's one of the Lady's, I'm tellin' ya lads," one of your men murmured
>"Aye? Ya think the Lady o' the Lake is makin' horses damsels now?" another said, nudging the first man
>You all chuckled
>While your lord's son had insisted on silence for today's march, someone a few rows behind you began humming a tune
>A few men started humming as well, and the forest began to feel just a little less menacing
>You had a feeling that all of this traveling around the bloody country was just an excuse for your lord to get his son out of the castle
>He probably made something up so he wouldn't have to deal with the sod for a few months
>There was nothing out here except birds and squirrels, magical and intelligent though they may be...
>As you grew closer to Fluttershy, you saw that the pegasus's smile was beginning to disappear
>A look of concern was starting to replace it
>The bird's chirping also seemed to be more urgent that it had a few moments before until, with a flap of its wings, it took off into the air
>Fluttershy watched it leave before quickly trotting back over to your group
>"Um... REDACTED? I think we need to stop."

>>30841174
>You chuckled
"I don't think I have the power to do that, Flutters," you said
>Your smile turned into a frown
"Wait... why do you need to stop?"
>Fluttershy shifted back and forth, looking up into the air before looking back at you
>"W-Well, I was just talking to Mrs. Bird and she said something was coming this way. Something ba--"
>Before the pegasus could finish, a booming horn tore through the forest
>Not the springy, bass-y horns your own army carried
>This horn was deeper, more animalistic
>...
>You had heard that sound before
>Cursing, you took a step back and drew your blade
"Form up lads! Form up!"
>Your men stopped their marching to look at you
>You whipped your head around, listening
"Form up dammit!" you barked. "Something very bad is coming!"
>Another horn boomed out from behind you
>A few moments later another was sounding off from your left
>Then to your right
>Soon you could hear the blaring of horns all around you
>Your men, now realizing that something was VERY wrong, quickly formed up
>A few of the other platoons, taking after yours, stopped as well and began to form up
>With some yelling, smacking, and cursing, you managed to get at least two hundred men in a defensive circle
>Grabbing Fluttershy, you carried the pegasus into the center of it
"Um, Redacted? Do you know w-what's coming?" she asked, her hooves lightlt kicking as you carried her. "Mrs. Bird wouldn't say..."
>You cocked your head, listening for any of your horns
>The lads in the front of the army should have seen them by now, so they should be blowing those horns of there's as hard as they could

>>30841178
>But they weren't
>Which meant two things
>One, your lord's son had seen them and was making a break for the forest's exit
>Or two, they had been ambushed and murdered before they could so much as blow their horns
>Both instances were less than ideal, but you were honestly hoped it was option two
>There was a very good chance you all were going to die anyway, but at the very least if you were going to die the lord's son may as well too
>Captain goes down with his ship and all that
>"U-Um, Redacted? Is there anything that I can do to--" Fluttershy began
>You, too focused on how you were goingt o survive, ignored her
"Alright lads! No running! If we run we die! We won't be able to outrun 'em! The only thing we can do it fight!"
>Many of the other peasants, most of which had never seen a battle, were looking around anxiously, obviously confused as to who this enemy was
>Peppered here and there were men like you
>They had seen a battle or two
>They had an idea what was going to show it's ugly face soon
>And they, just like yourself, probably weren't holding your breath on your chances of survival
>Nevertheless, they tightly gripped whatever weapons they had been given, determined to spend their last few moments fighting
>You leaned down toward Fluttershy
"Stay close to me, Flutters. When I tell you to take off into the air and fly away you do it. Don't turn back, and don't stop. If you're lucky you'll be able to find a village."
>Flutter's nose scrunched up slightly
>"Redacted, maybe I could--"
>You heard a bellow, then what sounded like a million sheep bleeting
>Things were racing toward you
>There were thousands of them; so many that you could feel the ground shaking

>>30841189
"GET READY LADS! HERE THEY COME!" you yelled
>Your fellow peasants let out a shout
>Spears were raised, knives and axes were readied
>To your left you could hear someone praying to the Lady
>In front of you you could see a man pissing himself
>You simply rolled your shoulders, making sure that Fluttershy--who was looking far more grumpy than she did scared--was right next to you
>Tens of thousands of hooves beat against the ground
>Trees shook, branches snapped, a beast let out a roar
>And then you saw them
>Beastmen
>Thousands of them all around you
>So many that they might as well have been an ocean
>"Redacted, w-will you please j-just let me--" Fluttershy began, only to be cut off by a man right next to you
>"We're fucked," he said, scratching his cheek with a shaky hand
"Yeah, we're fucked," you agreed. "But it's better to go down fighting then get captured."
>A few men around you nodded there heads while Fluttershy let out a very quiet huff
>One of the beastmen, a giant son of a bitch with the biggest battle axe that you had ever seen, bared its teeth when it saw you
>It took a few steps toward your doomed group
>Then, lifting up it's weapon, began talking in it's foul tongue
>Though you didn't notice--a little too focused on your inevitable demise-- Fluttershy's ears perked up
>The pegasus listened attentively to whatever the monster was saying
>Slowly, a frown began to make it's way onto her face, and her brow furrowed
"Take as many as you can with you to the afterlife, boys," you said, sending a quick prayer the Lady's way. "Just make sure you don't go to the--"
>Now looking positively muffed, Fluttershy took off into the air with a flap of her wings

>>30841195
>Right toward the giant beastmen
"Fluttershy! Fluttershy! What in the name of our Lady are you doing?!" you demanded, shoving men to get to her
>The pegasus ignored you, flying over and landing right in front of the monster
>The beastmen let out a horrible roar, readying it's weapon
>Your heart leapt into your throat
>It was going to kill her
>You had to get over there
>You had to--
>"You should be ASHAMED of yourself, mister!" Fluttershy said, giving the beastmen a stern look as she lightly slapped its leg. "These nice stallions were just walking through the woods and you come and scare them half to death!"
>You expected her to be cut in half, or for the demon to pick her up and bite her head off
>The beastmen did neither of those things
>In fact, it and many of the other beastmen took a step away from the pegasus
>Gone was their fury, their animalistic savagery
>If you didn't know any better, you'd have said they looked...
>Ashamed?
>Regretful?
>A little embarrassed?
>Lowering it's weapon, the giant beastmen said something in it's dark langauge
>"I'm sorry, but just because you're hungry doesn't mean you can just run through the forest like that," Fluttershy said firmly. "Now I want you to go over there and apologize to those nice stallions."
>The monster's brow furrowed
>It tried to protest--saying what you had no clue-- only for Fluttershy to nudge it's leg again
>"Apologize," she said
>The beastmen sighed, looking toward all of you and saying something

>>30841205
>"Louder," Fluttershy commanded
>The monster sighed again, speaking loud enough that you all could hear it
>Fluttershy's frown turned into a smile
>"Good. Now if you all could please l-leave I have some stallions to e-escort."
>All around you you saw weapons being lowered and stances becoming far less aggressive
>Many of the beastmen gave you dirty looks before turning around and walking away
>You and your lads looked around, none of you quite believing what the hell you were seeing
>How could you?
>The impossible had just happened right in front of you
>Men started sobbing
>One or two of your lads fell over in a senseless heap
>Others dropped their weapons, hugged their neighbors, and started cheering
>Your shoulders slumbed and you lowered your sword
"...Huh."

>>30841219
Alright, I'm done

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>>30841219
So far Fluttershy has been the only one who isn't completely fucking useless. In fact, I think she's the only one that actually SAVED lives.

>>30841305
Such is the way of the Yellow Fluff

>>30841219
Best pone

>>30841219
The Beastmen are fucked against Flutter's skillset, She could probably force Khazrak One eye and Elector Count Boris in a Tea party to play nice and make up.

Now I want to see Luna and Settra the Imperishable fuck shit up in the desert. Something, something Luna understands why Settra is pissed off because everything is different and ruined(in Settra's case) after being away for a thousand years.

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>>30839712
>>30839766
>>30840699
>people stop vlog 1-liner shitposting while we're still on the 1st page for a few hours
>green everywhere

If this is what being dead is like then please pardon me while I pull the trigger.

>>30834601
Presumably Candy-ass found out Chryssy was Anon's waifu, and is setting them up in her own autistic way.

>>30835937
They were just following orders. Like Stalin's men.

>>30837069
>potential justification for heart eyes
I am very ok with this. Make it so.

>>30841219
>lowers sword
Um, actually, Redacted has an Axe. You went out of your way to specify that earlier.

>>30842232
Eh true enough, though stalins men at least had the looming threat of a firing line for disobedience.

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>>30842258
>changelings get literal pink colored heart eyes when in love
Yes.

>>30841156
>>30841156

Very nice.
When you get total warhammer a fun very low cost bret army in multiplayer is on plenty of foot paladins and peseants with a cheap lord and maybe one blessed trebuchet

>>30842356
Firing line, starvation, same thing. You can't have a firing line if nobody lifts their gun against you.

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>>30837324
Just caught up on this and enjoying it. It feels like you're really lacking focus though. Each individual block sorta sets up a scene, has some fun with it, then the next block is rebuilding a new scene and trying something different. Cadence too feels extremely unclear and inconsistent. I understand she's supposed to be a little bit like that and we don't exactly have her motivation so far, but she's gone beyond my suspension of disbelief a bit and I can't help but wondering what you're trying to accomplish. You're tugging off in too many directions and it's triggering my story theory intuitions. At first it's clear that Cadence is wanting to cheat, then she wants help with her Marriage, and then she wants to go... shopping? Why? Just to have her interact with him is the only answer that pops into my head. I like their interactions, but it needs better organization here. The only way to save it is to say Cadence is sorta pulling some sort of complex, genius plan to get Anon into a herd with her and Shining? I guess?

Also I'm not sure what the Ayn Rand quote meme is supposed to be. None of those have been funny to me and I'm not sure what you're trying to say about Anon with them.

I realize this sounds overall very negative so I'll mention the pancake scene was pretty amazing with Anon's reactions in general, and interactions so far have been fun, even if the reason they occur is strange.

>>30842755
>Also I'm not sure what the Ayn Rand quote meme is supposed to be. None of those have been funny to me and I'm not sure what you're trying to say about Anon with them.

I believe that Slasher's setting up anon to be one of those tin-foil hat AnCap guys who idolizes Ayn Rand to the point of memorizing her literature. In other words, anon's a whole 'nother bag of crazy.

>>30842755
As for the Rand quotes, I believe Anon is meant to be a Roadless Frog tier Ancapistan resident. If that makes no sense to you, try looking up anarcho-capitalism and the NAP. There are some decent points in there, but also a lot of people who take it to hilarious extremes.

>>30842783
>>30842909
I know what AnCap is... in a vague sense. I am not sure why anyone would choose to have an Anon like that though. It's like writing SJW anon without constantly taking the piss out of them. Feels like he'd be just dislikeable. Maybe I don't understand the intricate character joke here.

>>30842909
god i wish retards hadn't turned the NAP into a brainlessly repeated meme

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>>30842940
Anon, I have bad news for you.

>>30842934
He kinda has been making fun of it. The thing is that Ancap stuff is more based in logic than SJW stuff, which is entirely emotional arguments.

Ancaps are autistic but not usually delusional.

>>30843014
Is it AIDS? or Super AIDS?

>>30835830
Holy shit ur alive?

>>30843095
Writefags never truly die, they just lurk harder.

>>30843111
I was just lurking so hard.

>>30842934
This Anon is supposed to be "unlikeable" in a sense. Gruff. He just wants his privacy more than anything. He left Ponyville because the mares there bothered him too much. He's like a grumpy old man that's really into Ancap and bit autistic maybe? That reflects a lot of anons on this site.

>>30843191
>Ancap....reflects a lot of anons on this site.
So... stupid pieces of shit?

>>30843275
I mean yeah, you're here aren't you?

>>30834114
It is TF.

>>30834389
I'm pretty sure he's saying that's the stuff that starts a shitstorm and doesn't get a story most of the time

>>30843580
But the shitstorms are literally him and a few select autists circlejerking about it
Doesn't sound like a valid point to me

>>30834083
>we

Kek

>>30843552
It is, it's good TF, but TF nonetheless.

>>30843638
>We the Anons have spoken, and we don't like thing.

>>30843275
What? Ancaps aren't that bad. Autistic as fuck? Absolutely. But not generally stupid. I prefer them over most other political alignments since they're powerless and mostly harmless. Most of their ideology is basically "fuck the government and fuck commies", so it could be worse.

>>30843583
Yeah, the only thing I agree with is the Satyrs. Otherwise if it's TF that follows the plot of rgre and isn't just there so Anon can take cock it's fine. Femdom is fine so long as it's not BDSM, basically, if it's not edgy. But there's no way to enforce a 'Rule' other than
A. Don't write it.
And
B. Hide, ignore.
Because when you feed into it, it only causes problems. If you ignore it it'll die on its own. But again, no single person can decide what happens.

>>30843699
AnCaps are fine. Just don't get them started on roads.

>>30843793
Agreed. Not sure why someone has so much hate for them.

Did some ancap buy the rights to their land and start charging oxygen fees or something?

>>30843537
Ayyy

Quick Bump

>Ten years ago and you can still remember it like it was yesterday.
>You were sitting in front of a nice candlelit table.
>The unicorn waitress had just taken your cutlery away, and you were waiting for dessert to arrive.
>The restaurant was, frankly speaking, bourgeois.
>That is to say, a little above middle class, and a little more than what your girlfriend could afford.
>A band was laying slow jazzy music in a corner while the patrons busied themselves with their meals and conversations.
>But you paid it no mind, for the only thing of any importance was the yellow mare before you.
>Even then, her intentions were clear.
>"Anon, I really like you."
>She was going to propose to you.
>She reached into the saddlebags beside the table, presumably to get the ring.
>Pulling the ringbox out of the saddlebags, she lays it on the table before her, and clears her throat.
>This was the moment that turned your life around.
>"I think you are the most wonderful pon- person, I've ever met."
>The biggest descision of your life.
>"And, I want to spend the rest of my life with you." you wife to be said, blushing so hard you could see a tint of pink over her yellow coat.
>Here it comes.
>The big question.
>"Will you make me the happiest mare alive?" she says, opening the ringbox.
>In hindsight, you already knew what your reply would be.
>All the arrangements have been made.
>All the loose ends tied up.
>There was only one possible answer.
"Yes, Bonbon. Yes."
>Picking up the ring, you put it on your finger, and lean across the table to give your fiance a kiss as some eavesdropping patrons clap.

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>Ten years ago and you can still remember it like it was yesterday.
>You were sitting in front of a nice candlelit table.
>The unicorn waitress had just taken your cutlery away, and you were waiting for dessert to arrive.
>The restaurant was, frankly speaking, bourgeois.
>That is to say, a little above middle class, and a little more than what your girlfriend could afford.
>A band was laying slow jazzy music in a corner while the patrons busied themselves with their meals and conversations.
>But you paid it no mind, for the only thing of any importance was the yellow mare before you.
>Even then, her intentions were clear.
>"Anon, I really like you."
>She was going to propose to you.
>She reached into the saddlebags beside the table, presumably to get the ring.
>Pulling the ringbox out of the saddlebags, she lays it on the table before her, and clears her throat.
>This was the moment that turned your life around.
>"I think you are the most wonderful pon- person, I've ever met."
>The biggest descision of your life.
>"And, I want to spend the rest of my life with you." your wife to be said, blushing so hard you could see a tint of pink over her yellow coat.
>Here it comes.
>The big question.
>"Will you make me the happiest mare alive?" she says, opening the ringbox.
>In hindsight, you already knew what your reply would be.
>All the arrangements have been made.
>All the loose ends tied up.
>There was only one possible answer.
"Yes, Bonbon. Ye-"
>You freeze at the sight in front of you.
>Protruding through the ringbox, is a massive horse cock.
>Further inspection makes your blood run cold as you see that the massive horse cock is connected to Bonbon.
"H-How... Wha..."
>Your 'girlfriend' leans over the table and smiles slyly.
>"No need for fear now..."
>Bonbon's meaty cock slaps down on the table.
>"That comes later."

>>30844309
>"Will you make me the happiest mare alive?" she says, opening the ringbox.
>In hindsight, you already knew what your reply would be.
>All the arrangements have been made.
>All the loose ends tied up.
>There was only one possible answer.
"Yes, Bonbon. Ye-"
> You're getting a weird sense of deja Vu
> And there is a communist flag in the box
> You look around quickly and then you see her
"GLIMMER, YOU ASS! STOP MESSING WITH THE TIMELINE!"
> The mare in question jumps out from behind a potted plant
> "Not until you are as lonely as me, Anon!"
> Then she runs off, conjuring an avalanche of spaghetti and sunhats to slow you down
> You turn to your shocked marefriend, and give her quick kiss
"Yes, I'll marry you. But first I have to deal with the autist."
> You head out the back of the restaurant, and consider your next move
> If you were a lonely spaghettimancer, where would you be?