Gay for pay & ponies Edition
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>>30819248
Well thats dissapointing. Last thread did not even reach the bump limit.
>>30819248
Faggot, don't use Brad in your gay faggotry. Even if it is just your retarded head canon it's hard to look at something so horribly faggy.
Drawing request? I've got an hour or so to kill.
>>30821124
Twilight Sparkle x Flash Sentry
>>30821150
That would be off topic.
>>30821199
okay
unless...
>>30821302
This, but Glimmer.
you forgot to put /hhh/ in the OP.
>>30821342
Bah, probably not worth cleaning this up.
>>30821874
I appreciate the effort. What's glimglam r63 name?
>>30821124
>Flash Magnus getting fucked by his captain, along with Flash Sentry getting fucked by Shining. With a caption saying that it must run it the family or something like that.
>>30821937
It's Shining Armor in a wig.
But you can call him Starlight Armor.
>>30822119
I see it now. I should have read the filename
>>30821977
Definitely wouldn't mind seeing more of Flash Magnus. He sexy af
>>30821977
This is a blue board. So use your imagination.
>>30822369
kek
>>30819248
>>30820618
>>30821150
>>30821199
>>30821209
Unless...
>>30822369
/anon/, please put it on imgur or /trash/, we need to see those horsecocks in action!
>>30822720
I imagined a rule63 Twilight would just be a purple Shining Armor.
Maybe with flat tips, but definitely not a mop top.
>>30822818
...then again, he'd probably look like the starburst berries and cream guy.
You guys ever have that dream where your dick has lizard tongue and it's-- what's that? You don't have those kinds of dreams?
carry on then.
>>30823007
I had a dream where I made out with a Komodo dragon and gave Button Mash a BJ so he wouldn't be banished from the village.
>>30823341
Were no virgins allowed or something?
>>30823380
I have no idea why he was going to get kicked out, but my plan ended up failing and he got kicked out anyway.
>>30819248
degenerate thread
>>30819248
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0736912118/ref=pd_aw_sim_14_1/141-9395167-8471646?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=RRD4B5PTVFVNR98N3KCP&dpPl=1&dpID=61MBxh%2BaksL
>>30823509
The reviews on this are telling:
>Will desires go away? No. Will you stop being gay? No. You simply go into hiding and live alone for the rest of your life. What a horrible idea.
>>30824130
I don't need a book telling me that, I'll live alone for the rest of my life anyway.
>>30819248
Kek
Homo horse hangout flash and his counter part are the image for this thread I laughed so hard right now.
>>30823341
>>30823007
What the fuck did the two of you eat before you went to bed?
>>30825987
>tfw no stallion cuddles
I never thought I'd be seriously depressed just because I'd never have a qt horse bf that I could love, but here I am
Who's ever in charge of the pastebins.
I've been checking the Artists links that should be amended. Or pruned for being dead or inconsequential to /hhh/
*I didn't check the derpibooru profiles.
glacieryiff is dead and listed twice
flyingoatsholidayhome is dead.
el-clopero (noted as being mostly straight, looks entirely straight.) Why bother listing it?
jarvofbutts Is still active, but listed 3 times.
whoopscloplockbox is active, but listed twice. And needs ## Not exclusively gay
diaryofrenabu is a general furry artist that will do gay commissions, but it only has like 4 gay pony images from 2016
slendidnt hasn't done anything mlp related in 2 years
mcsweezy is straight and female focused
deepsea-dive is dead.
sandwichdelta-art is pretty inactive, and is mostly Sfw mare portraits. Why bother listing it?
komponi is a general furry, only has a handful of pics of blue sfw oc from 2015, but is otherwise not mlp related.
kumponi (nsfw version of komponi) is dead.
pikacock is just a reblogger.
frecklesfanatic is almost entirely female focused, with the exception of 1 Sunburst image showing his ass.
tetrapony not really /hhh/ material. Tried doing commission 3 years ago and didn't go anywhere.
breezytoast has no mlp content, and hasn't uploaded anything new in 2 years anyways.
martinhello did 1 cute gay request in 2014, but otherwise isn't mlp or /hhh/ related
dosentnsfw is a gay furry artist/reblogger, but mlp-wise only has 3 images from 2014.
murderousart is primarily female focused, and art reblogger, very very little gay content that's probably ambiguous futa.
cobalt-cerberus gay furry artist, didn't have anything mlp related
zippysqrl is female focused. only has 1 gay commission image.
ask-googlechrome is nothing but a mare oc with google chrome cutiemark. Not really /hhh/ material.
continued from >>30827559
There's a google drive link under projects that's dead.
"Banned from Equestria" could be noted for what little gay content it has.
And cloptopia is just futa as far as I'm aware.
Futa is kinda gay, but it's just a dick, and we're not linking to all the straight content that has dicks too. You know?
>>30825987
>>30827292
>tfw you will never go flying with your horse BF and fuck on a cloud.
>>30822369
Nice, post the uncensored one pls >>30822742
>>30829528
There is no uncensored version. It was just a suggestive edit I did in 10 minutes.
>>30829849
Rest in RIP.
>>30827583
Fuck, I want that so badly now
>>30825987
Oh hey I know who that artist is! they used to run a facebook page for their character.
Red alert bump.
Thunderlane is sad cause >tfw no bf
Say something nice to him
surprised that this pairing isn't more popular.especially since sci-twi and sunset are super duper dating.
Bumping with a cute af stallion
It takes two to bump.
Did I tell you to stop?
>>30830817
Don't be sad thunderlane. Soarin loves you.
>>30835883
>tfw a stallion will never love you
>>30836002
it hurts, anon
>>30829877
There needs to be more pics of gay horses kissing....
>>30836535
Indeed
>>30836535
>ywn kiss a gay horse
>>30827583
>>30836002
>>30838941
Man you guys are really bumming me out. Anybody have some happy stories?
>barbie shit in the OP
Blocked. You just lost our contributions.
>>30839040
What contributions?
>>30822711
>eyeshadow
>lipstick
U N F
It's only cuddling.
>>30844158
I'll take your word for it. In any event, Double Diamond seems to be enjoying himself
>tfw no horsefucker bf
bump?
>>30845134
This
how do I get free buttsex irl
>>30847093
Bump.
>tfw no cute little horse boy to kiss and cuddle
>>30830817
I would literally suck his dick and worship his ass and balls every day if he would have me.
>>30820608
But it died at 420 which is kinda cool.
>>30823509
If nothing else, this is fresh bait. Thank you, anon
>>30827559
The person in charge of the pastebin has seen and appreciates your efforts.
>>30822369
Fuck me, Sentry's captain is a beefcake.
[Spoiler] tfw had a bf who liked gay pony stuff too, tfw broke up with him like a year ago ;__;[/Spoiler]
>tfw finally going to let my bf go bareback and breed me
>>30855116
rip anon
he died of aids
Forbidden Cuddles
>>30855555
Unf
>>30855555
GAY QUINTS
y'all are gay
Nice, somebody finally made it.https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/8/31/1524031.png
>>30855870
its about goddamn time
>>30821150
I sure hope it becomes cannon.
>>30855870
>>30855961
>traps
No thanks.
>>30857990
You don't like traps? What are you gay?
thorax confirmed sissy bottom boy.
>>30858176
Yeah, I think that's the problem. I'm full-homo and traps are way too heteronormative.
>>30858972
But he can be dominant too when he's pushed. It was cute when he defended Spike by turning into a bear a couple episodes ago
>>30857460
Fuck off
>>30859810
traps are many's first step into homosex, first traps, then twinks, then full on bears and daddies, at least that's how it was for me.
>>30860769
I skipped traps and went straight to twinks, but yeah, similar progression
bump a rump
>>30861803
cutest gay Pegasus couple, right there.
>"I'll have a crystal dust cappuccino. Could you serve that in a glazed clay mug? I find it really brings out the earth tones of the espresso."
>>30830826
Ask and ye shall receive
too lewd?
>>30863372
sunburst is so adorable, god I just want to kiss him and tell him what a gorgeous stallion he is, and how much I love him
Bughorse
>>30863902
Moar!
>>30863531
Less!
>>30864684
Kek @ that filename
>>30864957
>>30865044
Thorax is so damned cute
bat poner
>>30855961
Was this part of a larger series or a one off?
>tfw no cute horse boy to give you hugs and cuddles after a stressful day of work
>>30865059
>Thorax is so damned cute
Maybe he's born with it
>>30865985
>tfw no horse bf to cook and clean for while he's at work, then for him to come home and breed you every night.
Rate my new necklace /hhh/
>>30867268
poor twily. your chest hair is denser than the undergrowth of the everfree forest.
>>30867821
>>30867268
please tell me I wasn't the only one to think the background was an anus instead of a chest.
>>30868015
Ahhh, that must be my man boobs, got a bit of chest cleavage
>>30868436
are you a bear?
>tfw forever twink who can't really grow body hair.
>when you want to garden but then you remember how going outside makes you feel
>pic related
>>30870249
Maybe just go inside and catch up on your reading instead
good night /hhh/
>>30871339
G'night, anon
I already asked in another thread, but maybe I've got luck here: Are there any good spike greens?
>>30872473
None for you, pedo.
>>30873452
A person on /mlp/ who cares how old a character is, what the fuck.
>>30873459
I want somebody give me that look at an inappropriate time. And why is roman armor on ponies so hot?
>>30873459
lets also add that being penetrated by another man meant that you lost all social status, as it was only considered normal for a man to be the penetrator.
>>30873765
What about fellatio in those times? Was it just normal male bonding, like watching football on Sundays or going fishing
>>30873791
Dont know much, but i read one place that it was actually considered more dishonorable since having a "clean mouth" and being trustworthy was linked. A punishment for adultering was sometimes to force the adulterer to suck your dick, since he would lose all honor and social status.
>>30873840
Odd. Seems like they had all sorts of conflicting rules seeing as that same sex marriage existed for a while before they fully adopted Christianity.
>>30873882
They had some weird ideas about male/male marriages, atleast we know that emperor Nero married atleast 2 men publicly, once taking the place as the bride and once as the groom. I have no idea if it was acceptable for the average roman man to marry another man.
>>30873937
Nero sounds like a fun guy.
Cute pic.
>>30873937
I think I'm in love with Big Macintosh
I want Americans to stop butchering European history immediately.
>>30873765
>lets also add that being penetrated by another man meant that you lost all social status
First of all that's plain wrong. Second of all, how would somebody else even know you were taking it up the butt? Smart boys probably just kept their mouths shut and didn't brag about taking 11 inches of Antonius last weekend.
What kind of book did you read? Roman history for Dummies?
>>30874592
>I w ant Americans to stop butchering European history
We definitely do, too. Everything gets white-washed and defaggified because the truth makes w.a.s.p.'s incredibly uncomfortable.
>>30865443
sadly its just a one-off
>>30874592
hey man i never claimed to be a historian i just read that stuff somewhere on the internet
im also not american
>>30874592
Probably the slaves would be the ones taking it, it would be a major scandal if I roman man were to be found bottoming, much less enjoying it.
Also in the Renaissance homosexuality was encouraged to some degree to boys wouldn't rape women. Younger boys would bottom for older boys and men, then top when he reached their age. There was one case of a man continuing to bottom well into adulthood and he was executed for it.
See mom, my history degree wasn't totally useless, I can discuss historical homosexuality on an imageboard for cartoon horses!
>>30874632
>w.a.s.p.'s
What does that mean?
>>30874713
So what are you?
>>30874731
>Also in the Renaissance homosexuality was encouraged to some degree to boys wouldn't rape women.
What the fuck???????????
Turn your degree in, you're a complete fraud.
>>30874776
White Anglo-Saxon protestants. I guess no one uses it anymore (seeing as I get questioned on it every time I use it nowadays), but it used to be a really common acronym for the snobbish ruling class in the US
>>30874776
im a lonely and bored danish dude
>>30874776
I'm just repeating what my professor said. Maybe encouraged is the wrong word, more like they simply looked the other way about it.
How can any other stallion compare?
>>30876216compare what?
rump bump
I want to gay the horse.
>>30877914
Who doesn't?
>tfw no horsecock to suck
>>30869122
A fat mexcrement
>>30874731
Alexander the Great bottomed for some king frequently, and his troops never let him hear the end of it.
>>30881315
>tfw no bf snuggle with when the weather turns cold.
>>30836002
>>30838941
>>30845134
>>30851331
>>30865985
>>30866508
>>30879642
>>30883224
Christ almighty, I'll fuck you if you'll just promise you'll stop
He broke your heart, didn't he?
What's his name?
>>30883263
A pegasus named Tryst Ton .
I interpreted his cutiemark - an anvil on a heart - as a "heavy heart" or maybe a lovesmith, like a cupid.
But I see now, the heart was crushed under the anvil.
>>30883263
>tfw never let anyone get close enough to me to break my hreat
>>30883250
>Christ almighty, I'll fuck you if you'll just promise you'll stop
I wish someone got so annoyed with me, they'd roughly tear my clothes off, tossed me on the ground, and fucked some confidence and self worth into me on the spot. It'd be magical. I did come very close to it once or twice though. I guess I can be a very vexing person at times.
It makes me really sad though, because even though i'm annoying, I'm not annoying enough to get someone to surprise buttsex me. Oh, but others get raped for no reason at all. It's not fair. Lucky bastards.
>>30885890
Shut the fuck up, man
Typhoon, you are a real piece of autistic shit
How can you tell if someone is homo?
>>30885928
Is this a set up for a joke, or is this a serious question?
>>30886057
Semi-serious but I was really just trying to spark discussion cus these threads are so dead
>>30886084
Oh well in that case, just ask them. Or if you're worried about their reaction/response, ask someone that knows them really personally - preferably a grill.
>>30885928
>How can you tell if someone is homo?
serious case of gayface
affecting voice
lisp
moving like a teenage girl
gays are so easy to detect it's not even funny
>>30886387
you don't know a lot of gay people, do you?
I want butterscotch to be real
>>30886801
He is a qt. I'd definitely blaze it with him
>>30885928
If you suck his dick and it tastes like shit, that person is surely a filthy buggering sodomite
>>30886801
>>30886854
Why blaze him when you can glaze 'im
>>30890085
SAUCE
>>30890096
Excellent point - you're very wise.
Reading "Fiend"ship is Magic.
Young Tirek is a cute.
>>30892826
Wouldn't Big Mac be doing the 'smashing' in this case?
>>30890096
>glazing
>not breeding him deep
Butterscotch is literally meant for taking loads, its his only purpose.
>>30895108
>skipping foreplay
amature.
>>30895142
Obviously I would do some foreplay, but I would only cum deep inside him. If's he's good colt and keeps my load inside him all day, then I'd suck his beautiful horsecock dry.
>>30895627
>keeps my load inside him all day
Do you have any idea how difficult that us? You're fighting the laws of physics and gravity.......I swear you tops have no idea how much more difficult it is to bottom.
>>30895658
Maybe I'd be okay with a little leaking out, but consider that as a horse it might easier for him due to his butt being parallel to the ground while standing.
also
>bottoms
>only thing they have to do is lay there and take the seed
>difficult.
>>30895705
Jesus fuck, I don't even know where to start...
Bottoms have:
>all the prepwork & grooming (including skipping meals, hygiene related stuff, and supplying lube)
>the requirement to be flexible/pliable enough to accomodate your partner's desired position during the act
>all the potential pain of from inserting rod A into slot B
>nearly all the risk of venereal disease
What do tops need to do other than show up and hopefully maintain an erection?
>>30893149
I dunno man, mac is pretty quiet and subby.
I want to take advantage of cadet shining armor
>>30897045
I think there was a fanfic I read a while ago, where it has young shining armor join the royal guard, and he gets taken advantage of by several stallions.
I sucks that I forgot the title, I would've liked to read it again.
>>30897137
If you happen to remember it - please post it. It's, umm, relevant to my interests
>>30891104
>>30897526
We haven't seen much of gargoyles like Scorpan either.
>>30897537
I want to do macrame with Sombra
Stop ruining everything.
Any Thorax stories?
>>30898909
new bugs r cute
>>30897526
You wouldn't suck a centaur cock
>>30899919
Agreed.
>>30901088
CUTE
>>30901347
I can't get enough of 'em.