/jim/ - Jim Miller General #4

Can't let this one die

>>30815546
>It was a regular day for Jim Miller, or, as he emplored his very good friends to call him, Big Jim
>Big Jm sat at his desk on the 400th floor of Hasbro's fourth skyscraper
>Life was good for Big Jim Miller
>Not last week he destroyed a beloved cartoon
>He laughed to himself as he remembered the way those fans got angry
>"You're ruining the show!" They would howl at his twitter
"lmao who cares, you aren't the target audience also I have depression plz don't criticize"
>At that moment, a knock came from the twenty foot mahogony door that he had installed in his office
"I shall receive ye"
>The door opened slowly and a small african woman adorned with chains walked in
>"Master Big Jim, there is a cartoon gaining popularity among people outside of the target audience"
>Big Jim's ears perked
>Something he could ruin
"What is the name of this cartoon, slave?"
>"M-my little pony, s-sir"
"My little pony?"
>Big Jim's voice boomed
"Didn't I ruin that years ago?"
>"It's a new one, master. Friendship is magic, it's called"
>Friendship is magic, ay?
>Big Jim would show these people the true meaning of friendship
>Oh yes, he sure would

>>30817296
Very nice, whats the title of this masterpiece?

>>30817308
Big Jim's field day

>Be Jim
>Be really big
>your show is perfect and consistent
>you fire all the writers
>you feel powerful
>life is good

>>30817313
Or, alternative title, 'Big Jim Miller turns beloved cartoon into Hasbro's designated shitting street volume #120'

RIP JIM