RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>30813323
Not this faggot again...

>>30813323
>bringing shitstorms into a fresh thread
That's terrible fucking manners, anon.

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Repostan.
>Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/4jubMzpq
>You are Anon, and you are hurting bad
>A freak accident involving a hot air balloon, some power lines, and a skydiving group of Elvis impersonators has caused you to be transported to the magical land of Equestria
>Don’t get ahead of me, that was the good part. Wave after wave of superior horse pussy crashed against the dry, desertlike, desiccated shores of Mt. Anon. It was heaven.
>Unfortunately, a certain purple sperg, worried about you ruining your chances for a respectable herd, decided to unilaterally send you back to Earth. Luckily, it wasn’t your earth she sent you to.
>Unluckily, it’s an annoying as fuck matriarchy where you get treated like a 6 year old girl.
>TFW you finally understand that one song by No Doubt
>Due to weird timey whimey stuff, you’ve been reduced to a freshman in physical stature, if not mental. Celestia and Luna have become your legal guardians because fuck it why not. You lived with them in Equestria so sure. But there is no castle here, just 2 thirsty as fuck middle aged spinsters in dead end jobs with opposite schedules in a 2 bedroom house. 2 extremely sexy alcoholic spinsters who walk around their messy house in their panties and a giant t shirt, scratching themselves, drinking malt liquor, and watching professional volleyball games. Because that is the big thing is this crazy topsy turvy world.
>You are tempted to partake of the sumptuous bounty before you but a small and extremely insistent part of you keeps screaming bloody stranger danger murder whenever you’re left alone with either of them. It’s unsettling as fuck, and your balls, used to making daily deposits in every mare you saw, are starting to feel like that one time you slammed your hand in a car door.

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>>30813338
>Oh shit, it’s Luna. She walks into the living room, yawning. Her eyes are scrunched tightly shut, hand politely covering her mouth, her raised elbow pulling the corner of her large t shirt up. Her hair is a mousey mess, curls and clumps sticking every which way. She drops down into her recliner like a sack of potatoes. Rubbing the sleep from her eyes, she looks over and smiles at you
>”Greetings Anonymous, tis a fine evening, don't you think?”
>Fedora tipping intensifies. The creepiness shakes you to your core, despite the sexy as fuck spectacle before you. Luna pulls one knee to her chest, the shirt sliding back giving you an unimpeded view of her panties.
>”Perhaps you could bring us a malted beverage? You can have a small one too if you wish,” she adds, a friendly smile on her lips.
>You shiver again. Jesus fuck body, get your shit together. You head to the fridge, grabbing her a PBR. Handing it to her, you head off to bed. Luna looks sad. It hurts you right in the feels, but you seriously can’t help it. Maybe you’re tired?
“Night Luna, I’ve got to get up early tomorrow.”
>”I’ve told you, call me Auntie when we are home. This is your home now Nonny, and we want you to feel safe. Do try to stick with your stallion friends tomorrow. Its really not safe for you to wander all alone unattended.”
>Huh, no creep vibe on that one.
“I’ll be fine Auntie. Night.”
>You head to your room. The 2 sisters have shared a bedroom since you’ve moved in. It kind of makes you feel like shit, but they insisted, saying a growing boy needs his privacy. You strip down to your boxers and pass right out.

Playing with the girls getting the creep vibe trope

>>30813336
Dude, did you see the drama
No way in hell I'm stopping now
They'll be off the internet next week anyway, summer's over

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F A M I L Y M A R E

>>30813350
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

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>>30813330
He's the reason we don't like fagd-er femdom.
Just ignore him til he goes back to /trash/ where he belongs.

Let's instead post about RD being a smol hoers, or the comfiness of flutterbutter's flank.

>>30813363
Any prompt about this?
I'll try and write something for you guys if I feel inspired
no promises tho

Also, do you hate satyrs too or what

>>30813370
Or Both!

>Smol Dash and Plush Flutters herd up with Anon
>Dash worries that she's too small, Flutters worries she's too big

>>30813397
Nah, satyrs can be cool.
Please do write something cute and warm and fuzzy.

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>>30813397
best not. I like the concept, but unless it's done flawlessly, we're gonna be in for another solid thread of autistic shitstorming

Truth be told, we'll probably get that even if somebody were to knock it out of the park in a green.

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Horse-girls are made for kisses, handholding, and snuggles

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>>30813370
I want to knead her cheeks.

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>>30813418
Also frequent, sensual penetration, in the missionary position, solely for the purposes of procreation and crazy horse girl orgasms.

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>>30813289
Reminder that Dash would make the best horsemom.

>>30813417
You say that as if it was a bad thing

>>30813410
Yeah, that was my plan, just not sure how the rgre would work
Maybe Anon having to take care of the kids while RD work or pick her up at school because she fought some colt and he gets in a catfight with a mare telling him that he should educate his brutish daughter or smth

>>30813446
It's almost painful just how cute Scootaloo is here.

>>30813466
I mean, an argument, not a catfight*
Way too late anyway I'll see tomorrow

>>30813446
lol

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>>30813466
yes
write the thing

>>30813370
That ass is squishtacular god damn.

>>30813418
Horsegirls are for hugs and snugs and cudds and fugs.

>>30813315
do you still have the link? i don't think it was ever put into a pastebin

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>>30813503
There is one that's even better.
But of course, Sunhorse will always have best butt.

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>>30813503
The PLUSHEST ass.

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>>30813513
Whew lad.

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>>30813513
>>30813519
Is it okay to herd all the mares with the thickest breeding hips, plushest asses and fullest teats? Is that okay?

>>30813557
That is the ideal herd yes.

>>30813506
nevermind, found it. not repostan it here because it's not RGRE enough
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30601217/#30615883

>>30813557
no, you need to leave some for the rest of us.
but if its just you then heard them for us.

>>30813557
>thickest breeding hips, plushest asses and fullest teats
then why are you posting luna? she has no ass. none at all. her backside is nothing but another pair of bony shoulders.

>>30813469
>>30813446

>Anon said he was planning to wait.
>They had all the time in the world.
>Children were a big commitment.
>No need to rush in.
>Foals could come later.
>That was the plan.
>Before he spent too much time around them.

>"I told you, didn't I tell you? Freaky alien stallion from beyond time and space or not, Strange reverse gender roles culture or not, he's still a stallion."
>"What are we going to do about it?"
>"Well at least one of us is gonna have to do our wifely duty. I saw that look in his eye, I don't think we're gonna be able to talk him out of this."
>"I think your right, our stallion went full baby crazy."
>"Maybe we could adopt one."
>"There's an idea."
>"I thought you all said you wanted foals though?"
>"I /do/ want foals, just not /right now/."
>"And I'm kinda nervous about it myself. I want to do it, but it's kinda scary, isn't it? I don't know if I'm ready."

>>30813577
oh boy here it comes

>>30813519
>plushest

That's Fluttershy, every one of her friends has a plumper butt

>>30813577
>"Well you need to figure it out soon, Dash. Did you know he's already written over a dozen letters about it?"
>"What?"
>"Celestia, Luna, Cadance, even the magic university, all asking about being able to impregnate you with magic."

>>30813604
>little did they know, they were all already pregnant from previous sexings

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>>30813596

>>30813725
better this than flutterlanklet

>>30813725
>vore
this belongs in /trash/

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>>30813744
4chan already discredited your shitty fat acceptance fetish.
/fit/ forever. Death to the fats.

>>30813773
I know (not vore, just morbidly obese).
I was using that image mockingly for the purpose of sarcasm. The guy I was responding to was advocating fatties, and that I cannot abide.

>>30813829
but what about mrs. cake? i'd fite her hoersband for her

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>>30813519
>>30813370

>Dash giving Fluttershy advice on how to be alpha.
>They're both virgins, or Fluttershy was.
>She hasn't yet broke the news that she's the first among her friends to get the hmd.

This is my fetish.

>>30813957
Apul and Ponka Putz are meh.
I could tolerate them in every day life, but if I had to live with them I would end up snapping and going on a murder spree before I turned the weapon on myself.

Other than that, I'd totally herd the others in the M6/7.

>>30814134
Wait, what's wrong with AJ? She's by far the most level headed.

>>30814228
The excessive apple-whoring really gets to me.
Anyone who doesn't like strawberries is a person I cannot consider "level headed".

>Anon becomes a "stallionist" Video Game Developer
>Lures in countless sun checkmarks into tweeting about it
>Journalists write about it
>200KB (Thousand Bit) Kicksterter overshot by 1GB
>Then it comes out
>Shitty 2D fighting game
>Main character is just you in your underwear edited into different poses
>Final boss is the word "Matriarchy" that you beat in 1 hit
>The entire soundtrack is fucking kazoos

>Still praised for being a subversive take on gaming

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>>30814261
She never said she disliked them, only that she thought apples were better. Not the best example; no sane apple farmer would say her fruit is inferior to another even if they weren't shilling them 24/7.

Still, we all know Sunrise is the superior waifu. /ourgal/ and probably the kind of mare half of us would inadvertently end up with if we were plopped into Equestria.

>>30814264

i always wanted a Game dev anon in RGRE ever since i saw games like Bioshock and spec ops the line, games that give you the mindfuck of a lifetime

>with the money he made hires actual other game devs this time
>the most are mares with one token stallion
>all are skeptical of his intentions, especially after his last game
>but money is money
>tells them not to worry, explains to them his plan about a game that will set the standard for games to come
>he plans to devise a game that will make the player question every action they take (ala spec ops the line)
>while being set in a massive beyond brilliant immaginative world (bioshock infinite)
>tells his crew
"go nuts, we've got a LOT SJW cash to burn"

>>30814264
Begin putting money into movies, TV shows, and other such things.
Constant themes like the stallionazi characters are always the first to die. In the pony version of MadMaree, the inserted toughboy stallionist character becomes a fuck toy for a group of deformed mutant mares.
All throughout equestria, mares shlick to the idea of putting asshole sexists like that in their place as subequine shit only worthy to eat them out. Stallions are fine as equals, but the extremist pricks can go die in a fire or be raped to death. It's only fitting that they meet an extremist end.
Soon, ponykind is skyrocketing in development and cultural understanding, as they're no longer held back by the idiots that made mare's lives so difficult.
Anon single-handedly pioneers the social demand that mares don't have to pay for more than what they ordered when going on a date.

>>30814327
Brilliant!
My motto after that would be: "An SJW and it's money are soon part."

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>>30814264
This is just asking for a Gamer Gate counterpart.

>"Anon slept with five girls to get good reviews!"
>mares get bodied on Twatter for revealing the truth

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>>30813422
I have the improved version of that picture, is much sexier.

>>30814523
life has many whores edd boy

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The irony that the last thing I said after I posted the last chapter was, 'the green will flow easier' is not lost on me.
On the upside, this is a much larger than normal chapter.

>pastebin: https://pastebin.com/wSBBJhvh

>>30814587
>You are Wordsmith.
>It is three fourty-four in the morning, and you could be asleep.
>You should be asleep, but you cannot get back to sleep.
>So you stare at the ceiling in your near pitch black room.
>You count the ticks on your clock as it approaches the time you’re ‘supposed’ to wake up.
>’43, 42, 41...’
>Your overly large bed is empty as it usually is.
>Warm, but without comfort.
>’30, 29, 28...’
>As it usually is.
>’15, 14, 13...’
>This is the life you signed up for.
>This is the life you wanted.
>This is the life that your sons would have.
>And their sons
>’7, 6, buck it.’
>In a practiced motion you turn off the alarm before the hammer touches the bell.
>Three fourty-five AM.
>With only a subtle amber glow to give you away, four adorable bumblebee house shoes float from under your bed and onto each hoof.
>You hate bees.
>But Front Page saved her allowance for three weeks to get them for your thirty-first birthday because they matched your eyes.
>So they make you smile regardless.
>Before anything else you make sure to walk over to Anonymous’ crib.
>He is still sleeping soundly, cloth diaper stuffed under his pillow in what has become his favorite hiding spot for it.
>Primarily because if Mysty would attempt to pull it from under him he would wake right up and would put up a fuss in her clumsy attempts to put it back on.
>However light a sleeper your youngest son is, though, he cannot match the delicate touch of father’s magic.
>With magic memory that is second only to your most basic levitate, you softly, securely, and silently place the diaper back on your foal.
>You then wrap him up in his blanket, and carry him to the kitchen. Still only using your magic as a light source.
>After a minute of heating to precisely 101 degrees Fahrenheit, you place the bottle Mysty’s milk to Anonymous’ lips and he immediately begins to suckle while still sleeping.

>>30814523
sauce?

>>30814595
>With your son’s needs taken care of, you start your day.
>After a quick shower, shampoo, and style you look at yourself in the mirror and take a bit of pride in knowing that you are up and working before the princess herself.
>Look and smelling your best, you head back to the crib to find the bottle half empty and Anonymous half awake. Tiny muzzle searching for the dropped bottle.
>You sigh.
>’Father could keep taking care of Page’s needs throughout his entire morning ritual’
“One day,” you murmur to yourself.
>You lift him and the bottle and place it back in his mouth, take him back out of the crib and head back to the kitchen.
>Maintaining your delicate hold on your son, you get started on breakfast.
Inkwell is coming home today with Scribble, but not in time for breakfast. Page got an A on her book report so…
>The cabinets opened and precise measurements of sugar, salt, flour, and baking powder gently float down to the counter.
>Out of the icebox comes another bottle, a couple eggs, and some cow milk.
>A bowl floats up from underneath the counter and settles neatly in the center of your ingredients.
>As you mix the ingredients the milk finishes heating, without even breaking your rhythm your switch out the nearly empty bottle for the fresh one.
>After adding a bit more butter than usual you pour enough batter to fill the whole bottom of the pan and place it on the stove.
>’One Mount Canter, two Mount Canter, three Mount Canter...’
>You pull out a hoofful of strawberries and begin to dice them.
>’Forty three Mount Canter, forty four Mount Canter, forty five Mount Canter.’
>With a flick you flip the pancake and it lands perfectly in the center of the pan.

>>30814606
>’One Mount Canter, two Mount Canter, three Mount Canter...’
>You remove the bottle from Anonymous’ mouth and begin to rub his belly with your magic
>’Twenty nine Mount Canter, thirty Mount Canter.’
>With a well practiced strong flip the pancake is tossed upwards from the pan.
>A lime green plate floats from the dish drain and catches the large pancake.
>You grab an apple from the fruit basket, and cut it into four slices and place them onto the steaming hot pastry.
>Your ear twitches at the sound of somepony entering your home and “stealthily” coming into the kitchen
Don’t touch the light switch, Anonymous is still asleep.
>You can feel the embarrassed look on your wife’s face.
>Then the cute little scrunch she has as she tries to think of something to explain away missing the mid-afternoon train back from Fillydelphia.
>Even the thought of her little muzzle crinkled in thought makes you smile.
>You levitate the plate to the table alongside a knife, fork, glass of milk, and three daisies.
>”Look, Smithy-”
Were you able to finish the research for your novel?
>Yes it was rude to cut her off, but you wanted this nipped in the bud.
>”I...yes, I was able to get my research done. I have the ending all ready to write.”
>’Meaning no more all-nighters, unexplained trips, or empty beds.’
>’For a time at least’
>You smile and face your wife and plant a kiss right at the base of her horn.
“Good, I’ve missed you.”, your son interrupts you with a soft burp, “Now eat your breakfast, because I know you hate train food.”

>>30814610
>”Tha...that’s it?”
>You sigh.
It can’t be a surprise that I’d miss my wife while she is away, especially when my other mares and my other sons are gone too.
>You straighten up and nuzzle Anonymous’ sleeping face
“But my fillies and colts are coming home. Inkwell has a week off while the scribes go over applications to replace Royal Writ, Fine Print is on her way back from Dodge Junction as we speak, Upper-” your wife audibly scoffs and you roll your eyes, “Upper Crust has finished attending all those stockholder benefits and meetings, and little Scribble and High Breed are coming home with their mothers’.”
>Despite the sun being hours away you feel warmer.
My family will finally be back where they belong.
>Mysty sits at the table and before digging into her meal, pauses and looks at you with a sad smile.
>”I’ll make sure our work doesn’t all happen at once like this Smithy, my stallion shouldn’t be alone.”
>You roll your eyes while pouring two smaller circles of batter in the pan.
>As you mentally count you remove Anonymous’ diaper and throw it into the laundry bin.
>You go to lift the bin to take it to laundry pail, but you feel your magic on the pan weaken.
Mysty, can you take the laundry outside? I just changed Anonymous.
>”Mmm”
>Without even lifting her head from the plate her horn glows a warm green and the bin is teleported away.
>It is returned a second later completely empty.
Thanks, dear.
>You flip the pancakes, and barely hear a much better attempt to sneak.
Page, come get some breakfast first.
>The movement stops, no doubt wondering what she did wrong to get caught when trying to pass by during the sound of the teleport and over the din of the sizzling pan.
>A quiet grumble followed by a sigh is the symbolic white flag.

>>30814620
>Her disappointment fades as soon as she sees what you’re cooking.
>”Pancakes!”,her saddlebags fall as she runs to the table.
Shh! I need to get Anonymous’ diaper on, and it will be a battle if I have to do it while he is awake.
>Your wife takes on a serious look for a second as she looks at your, surprisingly still sleeping, son.
>”I have to take him to the hospital, later on today.”
>You bury your initial shock and fear under the fact that Anonymous is perfectly healthy and this is probably just a checkup.
Why is that, Mysty?
>She sighs.
>That fear thrusts a hoof out of its grave
>”It’s time for his scan n’ surge.”
>You involuntarily bring your son closer to you and everything else in your grip dips low.
I wo-
>”You know you shouldn’t Smithy. You know why too.”
>You are mad that you were cut off, offended that Mysterious would choose for you.
>And frustrated that she was right.
>”Mom, dad? Did I miss something? What’s a scan and surge?”
>Front Page had a bit of an edge to her voice, either mad that she was being talked over or because her strawberry pancakes aren’t yielding to her attempts to snatch them from your magic.
>You give Mysty a look that lets her know that you WILL be talking about this later, then turn to your daughter.
It is a pair of procedures that unicorn foals need to go through, well, need to go through if you don’t want them casting and surging all over the place.

>>30814595
YESS

YES

I AM GREATES SUMMONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEZvChBy-sQ

>”What do you mean, dad? I can only levitate, I’m not even close to being able to cast any spells.”
It’s a leftover from the pre-Equestria times. Whenever something threatened a unicorn foal they could cast any number of random spells upon it to try and save themselves, or delay until their parents could arrive
>”Yep, it is why us unicorns were able to make a civilization for ourselves when pegasi were constantly fighting to survive and earth ponies were only getting by, by providing food for us.”
>Your daughter rolls her eyes, “Thanks for the lesson, but why can’t I cast anything when little foals can?”
>Your wife ignores the sarcasm and answers, “Because older unicorns need to be able to control what they cast, and on top of that many spells that seem like one are many stacked on top of each other in quick succession”
>Mysterious smiles closes her eyes and sits up straight, looking every bit as striking as she did when your first met her, “For example, the teleport I just performed was in fact nine total spells. First I had to slightly levitate what I was going to move, to make sure I didn’t teleport the floor anywhere. Second was a scan to make sure that I didn’t have anything in my magical field that I didn’t intend to teleport. Third an anti-material barrier to make sure nothing could get into my field, followed by an anti-magic barrier to make sure noponies’ magic could stop or interfere with the teleport. Next was a scan of the location I intended to teleport the bin to, so I didn’t teleport it into anything or into the ground. Then was another two barriers so that nothing could enter or interfere with the target area. Finally the actual teleport, and then a sound dampening spell so I wouldn’t wake my little prince when I was dispelling all of the barriers”
>Your daughter’s jaw was slack, and you felt the same tingle that resulted in your darling son.
>”And I did all of that again when I brought the bin back”

>>30814642
>Front Page sunk down to the point only her head and hooves were on the table.
>”How am I supposed to do all that?,” she pouted simultaneously breaking and melting your heart, “You can cast like a hundred spells in 5 seconds, and I can’t even make my hooves silent.”
>Mysty levitated Page over to her lap where she wrapped a forehoof around her.
>”Two things Page; one I can only cast eighty seven unique spells in five seconds,” Front Page went slack in her mother’s grip, which was immediately adjusted to hug her tighter, “and two you’re already further along magically than I was when I was your age.”
>Front Page looked up at Mysterious, disbelief clear on her face.
>”It’s true. I was nearly ten before I mastered levitation, and you had it down back when you were seven.”
>You lowered the breakfast plate and Front Page gripped it in her magic and brought it to her, a small smile on her face.
>”Each unicorn is unique, dear, some go their entire lives not casting anything beyond what their talent requires, and some have a library of spells under their horns before they graduate from school.”
>Mysty ruffles Page’s mane before finishing, “It takes a lot of work to be a truly magical unicorn, but it isn’t necessary to be a happy one. Because I’ve met Sunset Shimmer, and while that twelve year old filly is a magical powerhouse, she is also the surliest little brat I’ve ever seen.”
>You scowl at the mean spirited jab at a child, and Front Page giggling at her mother makes it all the worse.
>You don’t want your daughter to be the type of foal who gets her enjoyment from tearing down others.
Mysterious! Don’t talk about a foal that way! I’m sure it is hard on her having to live up to the princess’ expectations.
>”Aah ahn sssh it.”
>’Oh, just buck me running.’

>>30814651
>You are Anonymous
>’What time is it?’
Aah ahn ssh it?
>And you really miss talking.
>You immediately look around to see that you’re in the kitchen.
>And that is very dimly lit.
>As usual your stomach is already full.
>”Aww, Smithy...you woke up Anonymous. Tsk tsk, oh well.”
>The lights cut on and blind you for a few seconds.
>”But, Mom, you never answered, what’s a surge n scan?”
>Your mother glances at Wordsmith before answering, smiling at Page with her ears lowered, “We’re going to the hospital to see how strong Anonymous’ magic is, where it leans, and hopefully get it flowing so he doesn’t destroy the house when he learns how to access it.”
>’Fuck am I going to have to get a shot or something?’
>’Whatever, can’t be worse than a series of bullets.’
>Your ear twitches as you hear the jingling of keys in the next room approach.
>A tired looking, pale red unicorn mare with a medium ash-blonde mane in a curled bob walks in.
>With a sigh she removes her straw sunhat and places it at an empty section of the table and shakes her head.
>And like a switch was flipped a bright smile was plastered across her face.

>>30814658
>”Ladies!”, she gives your mom and sister each a firm handshake. Hoofshake, whatever, “Gentlecolts...”, she bows and kisses Wordsmith’s hoof before smiling at you and kissing your forehead. “Through my superior business acumen, winning grin, and mighty pen,” she says posing at each word, “I have secured not one, not two, but every construction contract for Appleoosa and a couple in Dodge Junction just for good measure.”
>”Private residences and businesses too, or just public buildings?” Mom asked.
>”Why everything from the outhouse to the jailhouse ‘o matriarch” Fine added with a deep mocking bow, “Even managed the contract for the Apple’s farmhouse and the local Barnyard Bargains.”
>Wordsmith looked surprised, “I can’t believe you managed to convince the Apples to pay to have something built. They’re usually too proud to have somepony outside of their family even work on their farm.”
>Fine Print then wrapped an arm around Wordsmith, “Au contraire my stallion fair, you just have to appeal to their sense of family and pragmatism.” She gave Wordsmith a kiss on the cheek before sitting at the table, “Let them know that if half the family comes to built that’s half the family not working on their own farms and businesses, the rest is just acting like you belong. Sit at their table, eat their meals, by the way no fruit for mine if I have to eat another apple I’ll lose my mind.”
>Front Page perked up at that, “Hey, their apple pies and fritters are really really good Mother Fine.”
>Without missing a beat the perky mare put on a sly smile and shot back, “Oh? And how are their Apple Macs?”
>Your sister blushed, and started pouting and mumbling to herself.

>>30814664
>After some snickering Mom continued on, “So, Fine, that has to be an outstanding commission you’re in for. Any plans? I know how you don’t like working for so long, but I also know you hate being broke a lot less.”
>”Well, blessed sister mine, you won’t have to look down your muzzle at me. Oh no no no. I plan on saving half of every bit I make.”
>Mom nods, smiling proudly, “Good mare, convincing Upper Crust of helping any mare besides herself is a battle, and I don’t like pulling rank overmuch.”
>”However I do plan on using a good deal of the rest to take our sweet Smithy on a lovely little trip, I’m looking to,” she pauses and looks at you and then Page, “make myself a full member.”
>Her eyebrows are going insane, so even if Page didn’t get innuendo is no doubt she does now.
>You yawn, your early wake up and full stomach fighting against you.
>”Now I know that you were on the train right before my own, and sweet Smithy loves to treat his girls right, but what is our oldest doing awake?”
>Front Page pulled back from all the attention suddenly directed her way.
>”I-I was um..”
>Without looking away from the stack of pancakes Wordsmith answered, “She was going to observe the pegasi clearing out the loose Everfree weather, from a SAFE distance and NOT on Sweet Apple’s farm.”
>Your heavy eyes close.
>”Aww Dad, come on I’m not a little foal anym-”
>…

>>30814676
>”Aaaaap”
>You feel a hoof boop your nose.
>You blearily open your eyes just in time to see a white hoof cloud your vision and give you another boop.
>”Aap aap aap”
Am ah am ah
>You wave your hoof gently at the attacker, drowsiness preventing you from going any faster.
>You brush it away only for another soft tingly strike to make it through.
>You try to sit up on your hooves only to feel some cloth straps restrict your movement.
>Any sleepiness is blown away in fear.
>You look around quickly to get your bearings.
>Only to see that you’re in a double stroller with a giggling Rarity.
>An odd thing that you notice is that her mane is in the same style that you put it in a little over a week ago.
>It does look adorable on her, and take a bit a pride that her mom thought so too while doing her hair.
>A gust of cold air makes you look away, and you see that you’re in the hospital again.
>You can’t really see anything except legs and stomachs, but you assume that you’re here for the shot they were talking about earlier.
>”Text, Crumbles two for the Starswirl? They’re both in there?” A yellow earth pony with a blue neatly curled mane looks in at you and then Rarity, “Ok lets get to the examination room.”
>Her voice was harsh, and every word had an almost indistinguishable growl behind it.
>”Hello, Cold,” your mother says tersely, “I thought we would be seeing Fullheart today.”
>”Nurse Fullheart is observing.” Cold replies, tone not changing from general aggravation, “So her reactions to any unusual behavior won’t affect either foal.”
>”Oh..I can see why that-”
>Cold cut off mom immediately
>”That is what she said, I believe that she was actually fearful that your husband would make a return.”
>While her words were still harsh, she wasn’t growling anymore.
>’Maybe that is just how she sounds?’

>>30814686
>You are pushed up to a door which opens up into a pretty large surgical room.
>You can even see the seating area surrounding the operating table, like a medical arena.
>There is a massive device next to the table.
>’This might be a bit worse than a shot.’
>The carriage is pushed over to the table, where the straps holding you in place are loosened, and you along with Rarity are levitated out and onto the table.
>You both look up in awe at the device.
>And slowly your awe falls to confusion
>’Is that a fucking colander with Christmas lights on it?’
>”Is that a bucking colander with Hearth’s Warming lights on it?”
>Cookie covers Rarity’s ears.
>”Not in front of the foals, Mysty!”
>”A doctor came up with the concept, so the original probably was.” Cold lowers the colander to just out of your reach, “The old model needed to have a different attachment for every size horn, this just requires the doctor to change the angle.”
>You mom looks at the device thoughtfully and nods, “That’s actually pretty clever, surprised a nurse never came up with it before…”
>She looks up at Cold, “And the lights, do they light up a specific color for magical affinity to make it easier for the laypony to read?”
>Cold rolls her eyes, “No, they just make it look more festive so the foals aren’t so scared of the thing. For better or worse patient comfort is usually at the forefront on a doctor’s mind.”
>The doors open and a tan stallion with a brown mane walks in holding a tray with two bottles in dark blue magic.
>”Speak of the Nightmare.., thank you Doctor Stable. Could you get some pre-test readings while I get the scanner ready? Start with Rarity, please.”

>>30814694
>”Yes ma’am, Nurse Coldheart. Mrs...” he looks down at his chart, “Crumbles, would you please hold Rarity’s hooves away from her barrel so that I can check her heartbeat?”
>She grabs Rarity’s hooves and holds them outward, before rocking them back and forth to keep her still and entertained.
>She giggles and gives the doctor only the barest of glances, as he listens to her heartbeat, breathing, and the usual tests.
>After he is done he moves over to you, and before he can say anything mom has grabbed your arms and are holding them outward.
>Unlike Cookie she doesn’t try to play with you, but whisper calming nothings into your ear
>’Must think I’d be scared or something.’
>You do watch closely how Stable performs the tests.
>’Heart in the same place, lungs too.’
>’Pretty standard all things considered.’
>A giggle breaks your focus and you see Rarity with the colander at an odd angle with her horn sticking out of one of the holes.
>The machine hums a bit, one of the bars fills up three quarters, and the gauge tilts to the right.
>’Looks like a background machine from Dexter’s Lab. What is it even measuring.”
>It continues like that for nearly a minute, before sounding off with a soft ‘ding’ and printing out a piece of paper.
>Coldheart mumbles to herself as she reads over the paper.
>”Well nurse, how is my filly? I’m on eggshells donchaknow.”
>After a couple more seconds the nurse replies, “Surprisingly strong. While she isn’t breaking any records, she has a well above average level of harmony magic within her. Her affinity leans heavily towards chaos magic, but not outside of the normal range.”
>Nurse Coldheart lowers the paper and looks Cookie in the eye, “In short you have a perfectly healthy filly, though expect her to cast frequently. Ponies who lean toward chaos are very playful with their magic.”

>>30814702
>A light flashes in your left eye and only then to you remember that you’re being examined.
>You look at the stallion as he looks in each eye and jots some more notes down.
>”That’s everything, I’ve never dealt with such a cooperative foal before.”
>Mom ruffles your hair, “Yeah, my little prince is easily the most well behaved foal in my entire blessing. Hay, maybe the most well behaved pony.”
>Laughing at her own joke, mom moves you closer to the device.
>The colander is lowered onto your head and slowly your horn goes through one of the many holes of varying sizes.
>The machine begins to hum, and you feel a tingle in your forehead.
>Like the feeling of hitting your elbow, and a feather going slowly across your skin.
>Then a muscle that you never knew you had flexes, but only for an instant.
>All you could tell was that it was at the top of your head, and when it flexed the same sound that a unicorn’s magic makes came from you.
>You immediately try to find it, but no matter how much you try to flex every muscle in your head you can’t feel that particular one again.
>The tingles begin again and soon enough the muscle flexes once more.
>You focus on finding your source for magic, and everything that allows.
>But it is like trying to control your heartbeat.
>You hear the machine ding and the sensations cease.
>You feel despair creeping in, as the fastest route out of helplessness slips from you.
>”Hmmm… Well, your son’s harmony magic is significant ally lower than Rarity’s, though that’s to be expected as a colt. However he leans almost totally to order magic.”

>>30814716
>’What does that even mean? Order, Harmony, Chaos? I need to know how to use this fucking thing, lady.’
>Your mom picks you up and places the bottles that the doctor brought in to your mouth.
>’Mmm, tastes like the candy coffee they serve at Starbucks’
>”He gets that from his father, Wordsmith skews heavily to order. It’s why he is such a big help at old Cortland’s library.”
>”You know about this stuff Tex?” Cookie asks placing the bottle to Rarity’s lips.
>Mom laughs, but you notice that her ears lower a bit, “Well one of us had to pay attention in class, Basically unicorns who lean chaos are faster and more creative magic wise. So expect your little filly to drive Hondo up the walls with her casting.”
>Cookie scoffs, “I know this is our first, but I’m sure Hondo and I can handle some random levitations.”
>Mom smirks, “No, that is what I’ll have to deal with. Unicorns who lean toward order will only have one or two spells that they’re experts in, INCLUDING levitation. Rarity on the other hoof will probably turn your fridge into a marshmallow before flying through the ceiling.”
>Cookie’s face is a mask of dread.
>Your mom shrugs, “Page leaned chaos. So did Scribble.”
>Once you finished your drink the doctor took it away from you, and soon took Rarity’s too.
>”Ladies, since your foals have finished it’s time for the second part of the test. Please follow me to the observation room.” Cold said, grumpily.
>With that, you and Rarity were placed on the floor and the adults left the room, taking the exam table and device with them.
>She looks around for a bit, before focusing on you.
>Her fading smile brightens once more as she walks towards you and is seemingly drawn to your hair.

>>30814721
>After letting her play with it for a minute or two you feel a bit playful yourself and start tickling her.
>Laughing she boops your nose, and during the subsequent scrunch bites your ear.
>Luckily she doesn’t do it hard enough to cause any pain.
>You two play around like this for a while, and you feel a bit better about your situation.
>Just not being carried around and looked over for a bit is a breath of fresh air.
Ank ooo.
>Rarity’s reply is to tackle you and do that weird thing these ponies do when they rub their faces on each other, before jumping away eager to keep playing.
>You realize you are too, you’ve never had this much energy.
>After a bit it isn’t about play anymore, you and her are just randomly running around.
>Doing anything you can to burn off the ceaseless energy.
>It just seems to pump you up more and more, until you get a really weird feeling near the top of your head.
>Before you can give any attention to it you hear Rarity laughing her head off.
>You look and see her just running in place.
>’Holy shit that is so goddamn cute’
>You rush to join her, but her horn starts to glow blue.
>Soon the entire room is awash in her blue light.
>She starts to float a bit and fires magic in random directions
>You look around to see random bits of wall have patterns put on them, some of the chairs from the arena turn into random objects. Mostly rattles and scarves.
>One hits you, but it only makes your fur shiny.
>Just then the pressure in your head is relieved.
>And the blue light takes on a green tinge.
>The room looks the color of the ocean.
>There are no random green bits of magic, just one solid beam.
>It carves a path through the room until it hits the wall.
>From there it spells out ‘Anonymous’ in beautiful calligraphy.
>Your eyes follow the beam back until they cross as you finally realize that it is coming from you.

>>30814731
>The muscle clenches and the beam races across the wall spelling out random words.
>’Rarity, Mysterious Text, Front Page, Trip C. Faggot, Poppanon, Femanon, Mamanon.’
>Everyone in your life, past or present, gets written out in exquisite text.
>You collect your thoughts to try and ease up on the pressure of the muscle.
>The pressure doesn’t abate, but you finally are able to seize the organ.
>The beams’ straight perfect line work loses focus, but you are able to direct it
>You start small, and draw a circle.
>You draw many things, instinct demanding you continue to use magic but you have to learn how to use this.
>’Writing, grabbing, self sufficiency’
>You don’t think you’ve smiled this hard in your entire life.
>After a time, many scribbles, and many pictures the magic ceases.
>You would think that you would be exhausted, but you’re just a full of energy as you were before.
>You and Rarity continue to run and play until the adults return.
>”Goodness gracious, I forgot surges could be so intense. How are they still going nurse?”
>”About 16 hours Ms. Crumbles.”
>”Sixteen bucking hours?! You bucking madmare, what am I supposed to do with a hyped up filly for SIXTEEN MOON-DAMNED HOURS?!”
>Everyone pulls back, including you.
>Not Rarity though, who takes the opportunity to pull your tail.
>”Sweet Celestia Cookie,” your mom then shakes off the shock, “Don’t worry, I can take care of this, but I’m going to need your help.
>After a spirited game of tag, your mom and Cookie strapped you and Rarity into the stroller.
>It was torture having so much energy, but having to stay still.
>Luckily Rarity kept you distracted, by messing with your hair or booping you every time you started trying to escape.

>>30814738
>After what felt like an eternity you heard your mom speak.
>”Hi Smithy, hello Hondo. Doing a bit of shopping?”
>”Mysty, you’re finished already? How is everything?”
>”Nothing to worry about,” Cookie answered, “Our foals are perfectly normal and healthy.”
>”Anything of note dere, hun?” Hondo asked.
>”Well little Rarity is pretty strong and leans chaos, while our little prince is average and leans order. Like you Smithy.”
>Your mother’s voice drops very low, “Now Cookie.”
>”Um Hondo, dear… I love you, and you’re very handsome.”
>”I love you, you’re handsome, Smithy.”
>With that there is a flash of light and both mothers are gone.
>”Wait, what? No! Mysterious! Don’t you dare leave us with both foals”
>”Wordsmith? What’s the problem? We haven’t seen our little ones all day.”
>Wordsmith sighs heavily, “The problem is that they’re going to be wired all day long. Bucking nurse, should have wrung Fullheart’s neck when she did it to Scribble.”
>”Don’t cha think that you’re going a bit overboard dere? So they’re a bit hyper, nothing we can’t handle.”
>”Say that again at three in the morning.”
>Hondo’s eyes go wide, “T-three…?”
>”If we’re lucky.”
>”Oh.”
>There is a click
>’Finally!’
>It took some doing, especially with hooves, but you managed to get all the straps off of you.
>You free, Rarity and then you both hop out of the stroller and spend the day running through town. Two stallions chasing after you.
>…

>>30814747
>You are Wordsmith
>It is three fourty-four in the morning, and you could be asleep.
>You should be asleep, but you cannot go to sleep.
>So you stare at the crib in your near pitch black room.
>Anonymous Letter is just now starting to yawn and lay down.
>You set a bottle filled with water next to him, in case he wakes up.
>He led you and Hondo across the market for hours, along with little Rarity.
>You’ve never been so embarrassed.
>You know that that old gossip Greenhooves will tell everypony, who somehow managed to not see Anonymous make you look like a fool.
>Worst of all he was always on the edge of another surge, with how his horn would glow once every few minutes.
>The only silver linings to this entire situation was that he and Rarity never separated, and this was in Ponyville instead of Canterlot.
>There isn’t anymore movement, and he is breathing slow now.
>You can barely stand, but you smile regardless.
>He may act strange, and according to the nurses he might be a genius, but when night falls and the lights are off he is just your son.
>If his muzzle wasn’t proof enough his magic takes after you too.
>You kiss your son on his head and lower your voice as low as you can make it.
Daddy loves you, son.
>You leave the room and using your horn as a light walk to Mysterious’ study.
>Opening the door, you see her asleep on a pile of papers stacked next to her typewriter.
>Your horn glows brighter as you lift your tired wife across your back, and walk back to the room.
>Your perfectly sized bed is full, as it should be.
>Warm and welcoming
>You take off your slippers and crawl to your spot
>As it should be.
>This is the life you signed up for.
>This is the life you wanted.
>This is the life your sons would have.
>And their sons
>You lay your wife down next to Fine Print and snuggle up close to her, and pull Inkwell's hoof across your withers, content after a hard day.
Thank Celestia, I was born a stallion

>>30814754
That's everything, I hope it isn't shit.
Especially since I had to write the thing all over since the last version of it was shit.
Anyway, this is the last chapter of Anon as a baby. So there will be a lot more black text.

Next two updates will be intermissions though. Don't know if anyone knows what a minimester is, but they suck dick for getting green done.

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>>30814523

>>30814805
Well fuck, now I want to know what happens next. Please don't leave us hanging for weeks on end next time. And I'm glad the propeller hasn't claimed you yet.

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>>30814586
>>30814603
>>30814825
>tfw your post gets the (you)'s you were hoping for.

>>30814805
>I hope it isn't shit.
It definitely isn't.

>>30814702
>>’Looks like a background machine from Dexter’s Lab. What is it even measuring.”
hah

>>30814716
>Well, your son’s harmony magic is significant ally lower than Rarity’s
>significant ally
FIX

>>30815246
Fixed in paste, thank you.

>>30814747
>>You free, Rarity and then you both hop out of the stroller and spend the day running through town.
>You free, Rarity
Needless comma.

>>30814805
I am very interest in the next update. Can't wait to see what spells he becomes a prodigal genius in.

I'm figuring one of them will end up being combat related, considering his violent demise.

>>30815270
Got it, thanks dude.

>>30814805
>Next two updates will be intermissions though
WHEN

>>30814295
She comes off as a sarcastic mare, to me.

Anon shacking up with her, much to the bafflement of other ponies, would be hilarious.

They snip and snipe at one another, but ponies can't understand how they're still together and in love.

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>>30815358
That sounds like a really fun story waiting to happen.

>>30815358
>Friendship map keeps going on the fritz when they have even a minor argument.
>However, while the 6 + Glimmer "gear up", it vanishes, as Anon and Sunrise have settled the current problem.
>Glimmer and Twilight are baffled when Anon and Sunrise unite and turn on the both of them, when they try to intervene, despite arguing with each other.

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>>30814754
thank the God-Emperor
Good green after so many threads finally!
You've brought hope to RGRE

>>30814805
I was waiting on this, and boy, you delivered.
It took a while, but after reading it, Im not even mad, it was worth the wait.
Nice you fleshed out Wordsmith, until now he was that one stallion that conked his wifes horn few times and made Anon cry.
I wonder what other words and pics Anon carved into the walls and how were they received by ones overseeing the surges.
>Anyway, this is the last chapter of Anon as a baby.
So whats the jump, magic kindergarten?

>>30813613
This, they just don't notice due to it being a "human like pregnancy, not a full horse one

>>30815279
Sounds like he's gonna get the writing/graffiti spell he used and telekinesis. I do hope there's more than just those though.

>>30815762
It may be kind of a shallow carving spell.
And if you amp it up enough, carving through things can be quite lethal.

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>>30814686
>”Aaaaap”
>You feel a hoof boop your nose.

My heart.

>>30815858
Why the fixation on combat?
I'd give my left nut to be able to telekinetically draw perfect letters, do you even realise how much potential that has?
Letters are just symbols, symbols are drawings and drawings are just a series of lines.

Any unicorn can pick something up and stab someone with it, if anon's able to wrap his head around the above concept, then he could copy / create almost virtually anything.
A picture's worth a thousand words after all.

>>30815921
Its not about combat, but more about applying mundane things in more advanced and powerful ways, but you understand this I see.
Its just that carving/burning letters on the surfaces seems to leave more room for expanding into other directions than just drawing/painting them, combat just being one of them.

>>30816000
Either way Anon is probably gonna bullshit his way into way more magical abilities as the story goes.

>>30816060
He gets the magical ability to instantly seduce mares, but only if the mare is Rarity.

>>30816186
Everyone inherently has that ability, so what's the point?

>>30814805
Please don't leave us. I need this finished

>>30813348
>You open the can of beer then drain the contents on her shirt and skin.
>You keep eye contact as her face morph to surprise and anger.
>Before she could open her mouth, you push her into the sofa and lick her jawline and neck.
>She moans as your tongue push against the muscles of her neck and kiss lower into her collar bone.
>You lick the liquor off her skin, droplets of beer form a small pool as you squeeze her tits together.
>You try your best to keep eye contact as you lap up the beer from her cleavage.
>She tries to embrace you but you lie her down the sofa and keep her arms above her head.
>You give Luna a peck on her cheeks and thanked her for the beer before you stood up and went to bed.

>>30815302
They should both be out by Labor day. Even if I have to do them both on Labor day.

>>30815737
Yeah, but to account for how quick pones develop (walking once out of the womb, starting to talk after a few months etc), and because that's about how old Pipsqueak looked, it'll be 3 years instead of 5

>>30816244
With the exception of actual death, I'll keep this going.

>>30816741
>>30813348
Finally! Good greens! I hope the authors don't give up their stories.

>>30816953
me too, these greens are too good to stay unfinished =/

well here comes a fun bit
>>30778820

That link should give you all the warning you need to stop reading now if you werent involved

As a guy who finds prostate stimulation fun, and orgasim enhanceing, I will tell you this.
I can stick a finger up my ass, pull it out and there will be nothing on it, a slight smell but its anal,
you are getting a slight smell no matter what.
you know what every one of my worst play time experiences were, trying to enema. It made the shit soft, made it come out runny, and even when it feels like it's all out, the shit water is still there, and trying to enema that out just makes more shit water come out. My experience,
and this is all with 'toys' no other person involved otherwise I would require myself to be squeaky clean, however, putting a finger up there and feeling poo, or having a toy come out with some poo on it is far less of a mess and hassle to clean then here comes some shit water. but this is just my two cents on it. if you don't feel crap, there is likely very little if you were having hard poos before you start playing with that particular orifice.

Like I said, you were warned, ending all further discussion on my part on this topic with this post.

>>30816741
It's really good to see you back.

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>>30814805
I had given up hope that you'd return, but man, I'm glad you took your time and delivered. This update was nice, though I consider it one of the weaker ones so far. Part of me was looking forward to Anon being super strong or something to satisfy my constant penchant for sue Anons, but this is actually more interesting. He'll be great at one or two things, but really lackluster at most spells, and his sister will actually be stronger overall, which allows her to be a protector still in some cases. Often magic systems with big weaknesses are the most interesting, so a character who's working almost within that sort of system alone works well. As a human, I think it makes more sense that he'd struggle with magic for a long time despite being smart.

The issue is that, we only really got to see him use a writing beam and that's not particularly that interesting of a spell to specialize in. If that's not his specific power, then in this update we really didn't learn anything about his magic. Not anything significant yet anyhow, and that's what makes the update feel weak to me. Learning about his father was nice on the other hand, but I still read foremost for unique Anon interactions. I'm personally hoping he's not just a writer. I write green and all, but it wouldn't help me insert and it'd just feel obnoxiously meta. I feel like making him buck the trend his parents have set would be more interesting as they struggle to understand him or something.

Looking forward to the adolescent foal stage. Baby stage was super cool but allowing him to talk and interact really opens this up. Also if you feel you're struggling to figure out what to do with updates, maybe you could get in contact with some other writers so they can help you out?

>>30814805
>Don't know if anyone knows what a minimester is
I do. It makes sense that this was delayed.

More Equis ponies getting MOONED when

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>>30816060
Dude, if you can draw magical circles almost instantly you could do
>ANYTHING,
because this is how magical circles work, you set up a pattern with a spell request that a 3̠͇r̭̪̬d̠̣̞͖ ͓̞̳͇͚͍ͅp̹͍̙̺ḁ̪r̩͔̤͎̩̯͙t̰̮y̻̮̩̞̦̤̗͟ ͓
̴͚̳͚͚̺̘̤ can detect and you put some energy or something of value in it, 3̠͇r̭̪̬d̠̣̞͖ ͓̞̳͇͚͍ͅp̹͍̙̺ḁ̪r̩͔̤͎̩̯͙t̰̮y̻̮̩̞̦̤̗͟ ͓ takes spell request and payment, spews out the spell and takes excessive energy or something of value.
̴͚̳͚͚̺̘̤ With this kind of power you can accomplish almost
>ANYTHING,
the only bottleneck here is your power output and your imagination.

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>>30817726
I need more pretty night princess.

>"Come on Anon! You're doing good! Pick on those feet! One-two, one-two!"
>It was a very hot day out on Canterlot high's track
>That hot humidity that made a guy want to just stay inside with the air conditioning on blast
>People shouldn't be outside in this weather, but here you were, not only out here in the hot, horrible sun, but running
>RUNNING
>Mrs. Spitfire, your gym teacher, must have had a very bad morning because, for some reason or another, she had brought you and the rest of the class out here to do laps
>A lot of laps
>Too many fucking laps
>Surprisingly however, most of the other kids didn't seem all that bothered by the heat or humidity
>Sure, everyone was sweating like pigs, but pretty much everyone was at least jogging
>You weren't jogging because you weren't used to this bullshit weather
>All of your life you had lived in a place where it only got really hot once or twice in the whole year
>You could barely breath as you trekked along the track
>With each step you could feel the sun beating down on you
>Sweat was pouring off you in buckets, and you could feel one hell of a headache coming on
>Fucking bullshit...
>"Come on, Anon," Caramel said, giving you a little nudge in the back. "You're doing great! Just a few more laps!"
>"Yeah, you're doing fantastic, bud," Flash said as he smoothly jogged right beside you. "Just keep your head up and remember to breath."
>"YEAH!" Bulk roared in front of you as he threw up his arms
>Like usual, your buddies were crowded around you but, because they were increasingly paranoid about your safety around school's women, they, as a collective group, had decided to get a little more serious
>Each one of them was wearing police-style riot gear, complete with batons and shields
>You had no idea where they had gotten the stuff
>When you had asked them about it all they did was change the subject
>Still, the gear seemed to be working

>>30817902
HERE WE GO. So much green, holy shit.

"Wait wait wait wait... let me process this"
>Sunset looks at you wodnering if you explained anything to complicated
>"Would showing you help?"
>There is a long pause
>"He he, just kidding"
>You know that reaction
"Hey, I didn't say I wouldn't take you up on the offer, I'm just trying to process this"
>"What's there to process, human body, pony colors, and genitals."
>You don't hesitate this time
>You pull her in close
"You know what, I think a close inspection would help alot"

>Be sunset
>Holy hay that worked!
>Twilight said he was easy, but you had no idea
>She also mentioned how fun he could be

>>30817902
>Not a single beautiful, grabby girl had tried to make a pass at you for the last few days
>No tits rubbing against your body, no groping, no pretty, bosomy girls trying to sit in your lap
>...
>Yeah...
>You did your best to wipe the sweat out of your eyes as you shambled forward
>You might have said something to your buddies--maybe a playful fuck you for how easily they seemed to be carrying that armor while you were dying in just a t-shirt and shorts--but if you would have done that you'd have probably passed out
>Your lungs were on fire
>No matter what you did you couldn't catch your breath
>After this was all over you were pretty sure that you were going to be so sunburnt that you wouldn't get out of bed tomorrow morning
>But still, despite all of this, you kept putting one foot in front of the other
>You were NOT going to fucking pass out
>You were a man dammit, not some asthma-riddled nerd!
>You could do this!
>Yeah you fucking could!
>Just a couple more minutes and this hell would be all over!
>Then you could take a shower, drink your body weight in water, and take the mother of all naps during your study hall next period!
>You gritted your teeth and, against your better judgement, you increased your pace from a drunken shamble to what might have been considered a jog
>"There you go! So us your stuff boy!" Flash cheered
>"Atta boy, Nonny!" Thunderlane added, giving your back a slap
>You ignored the two of them, just keeping your eyes straight ahead
>You also made sure to ignore the winged warrior maidens standing on either side of the track
>And all of the big, burly viking men drinking and screaming at wooden tables
>...
>And that weird polka dotted chinese dragon
>You had no time for that shit
>Just keep your feet moving
>If you kept your feet moving you'd be fine
>Probably
>Since you and your little group--though you were giving it your all-- were going about as slow as you could without walking, you had people passing by you

>>30818024
OMG, I love this green O.O

>>30818024
>Anon gets pulled aside after the run by Spitfire
>At first the guys object or try to come along ad are immediately BTFO'd by Spitfire
>Taken to her office for a talk on his lack of physical prowess
>A teacher wouldn't harm a student after all
>Right?
>WRONG
>Get to the office and Anon learns and interesting fact
>Spitfire's fetish is /ss/

>>30818076
Fuck off.

>>30818024
>Every single one of them were girls
>All of them were wearing sports bras and shorts so small and tight that they left nothing to the imagination
>Usually, you'd have loved to just sit back and take in the sights, but those viking guys really looked like they wanted you to sit with them, and you REALLY didn't like how that weird dragon was looking at you
>So you were focused on jogging and nothing else
>In fact, you were so focused on the task at hand you didn't notice Rainbow jog past your little group
>The rainbow-haired girl, as quick as a whip, darted behind Flash, breaking the little defensive circle around you
>"HEY!" Flash yelled, looking over his shoulder at her. "What are you--?"
>Grinning, Rainbow brushed past you, giving Bulk's ass a squeeze before slipping right past Caramel
>Bulk, the mountain of a man that he was, let out a surprised shriek, jumping into the air while the other guys gasped in surprise
>Before anyone could make a move toward her however, Rainbow was racing down the track
>"Rainbow! You fatherfucker!" Thunderlane snapped, charging after her with his baton at the ready. "Get back here!"
>Bulk, about as red as could be, raced after him
>"Come on! Let's get that fucking pig!" Caramel shrieked, giving Flash a nudge before lowering his helmet and taking off too
>Flash, at the very least, giving you a worried glance before dashing off to help chase after Rainbow
>You, of course, continued moving at your slow but steady pace
"Running... like a... slave... sweating... like a... sinner... but I'm... not no... motherfucking... quitter... Whoo..."
>You didn't notice as bodies began to line up on either side of you
>Someone ran right in front of you, as did someone make their way behind you, effectively surrounding you
>If you would have been in the right state of mind to take a notice of your surroundings, you would have noticed that every single person around you was a girl
>And not only that they were all grinning

>>30817902
>Pick on those feet!
*pick up

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>>30817717
Seriously legitimate spoilers ahead.
Don't fucking read unless you want to know future shit.

Last chance to back off._____________________
I mean it___________________________
Anon definitely isn't going to be a writer. One of the reasons I had to redo this entire chapter was because I was going to go in the opposite direction, well that and the Starswirl test was going to be edgy and holy shit it was retarded.
Anon would be full of potential and fuck logic chaos magic and then spend the entirety of his childhood being the shield for his reckless sister and feminine childhood friend. But then there would be no such thing as a threat, or even a problem. If he could just be mini Discord and poof away the bad things in silly ways, why even have them in the first place?
To be a decent character Anon needs challenges, he needs failures, he needs limits. Otherwise he is just Wonder Woman snapping necks as he pleases because Wonder Woman has no kryptonite.
>>30817779 is in the right direction but it'll probably runes or glyphs, so it will still be very much restricted in what he can do. So no pargon pargon Friendship pargon pargon

>>30818024
>>"There you go! So us your stuff boy!" Flash cheered
*show us

>>30818232
why would you do this

you know /mlp/ cant resist spoilers

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>>30818256
That's why only one line is a spoiler, that was going to get started in the next chapter.
Can't go too far ahead because I could just think that it is stupid later and get rid of it.

>>30818295
NEXT CHAPTER WHEN

>>30818143
"Nobody... knows the... trouble I've... been through... nobody knows... my misery..."
>The group veered off to the right
>You, pinned on all sides, were forced to follow them
"Run all... day... run till the... sun sets... run till... the runs.... holy... fucking shit..."
>The girls picked up their pace a bit
>You, seeing vikings at your heels trying to spill ale all over you, went as fast as you were able
>Not to far away from you was a little shed
>The girls' smiles widened at the sight of it
>"Come on, we're almost there! Let's get this cutie tucked away before anyone sees!"
>Hands pressed against your back, helping you move a little quicker
>The girl in front of you raced forward
>She grabbed the shed's door and threw it open, motioning you to go inside
>And so you were half led, half pushed into a small shed with a group of girls
>The blinding light of the sun suddenly became darkness
>Your nose scrunched up and you blinked, thinking that the dragon had gotten you
>Or maybe that weird floating duck with the water gun and sparklers...
>However, as your eyes slowly became accustomed to the lack of light, you noticed that you were standing in a place filled with sports equipment
>Poles, shot put balls and disks, javelins. those thingys that you jump over
>In the corner of the room was a mesh bag filled with uniforms that you could smell from here
>But none of that fucking mattered
>None of it
>Because, right next to a small window on the other side of the shed, was a big orange container
>The very same container you knew they kept water and horse-person gatorade
>As the girls closed the door behind them, a few of them began to chuckle
>One of the, a grinning Cloudchaser, stepped in front of you
>"Well, well, well, it looks like we finally have you all to our--"
>You grabbed the girl by the shoulders
>With a herculean effort, you picked her up in the air and moved her a few inches to the right

>>30818302
>Then, licking your very, VERY dry lips, you marched over to the container
>Come on baby...
>Give daddy some good news...
>You unscrewed the top of the container, tossing the top over your shoulder before poking your head inside
>What you saw inside nearly brought tears to your eyes
>It was water
>You had no idea how long it had been sitting in here in this hot ass shed, but it was water
>The nectar of life
>The rejuvenator
>The most holy of holies
>You didn't hesitate
>Grabbing the containers handles, you lifted the thing up and tilted it back
>Water rushed out, soaking your entire body, but you didn't care
>You drank as fast as you could, your eyes slowly slipping closed
>You drank and drank and drank
>Once or twice you dunked your head into the water, trying to clean the sweat from your face
>Eventually, after far too little time, the stream of water dribbled out and the container emptied
>Breathing hard, and with a belly full of water, you tossed the container away
>You then pulled your soaking wet shirt off, a smile coming to your face, and sat down heavily
"I... needed that...
>Pressing your back against the wall, you let out a sigh
>A few moments passed as you just sat there, recollecting your senses
>It wasn't until after that did you notice where you were
>You blinked, looking around at the open-mouthed and wide-eyes girls around you
"Um... what? What the hell am I doing here?" you asked. "Where did the fellas go?"
>That seemed to bring the girls out of their stupor
>Cloudchaser cleared her throat, taking a few steps toward you
>"You don't need to worry about them big guy. You're here with us now."
>"Yeah, and we're gonna take REAL good care of you," Cloudy Skies added, licking her lips as she eyed your bare chest
>"Real good care," Flitter said, walking over and placing a hand on your shoulder
>As she gave it a squeeze, you looked her up and down
>Long, toned legs greeted you, as well as a well muscled tummy

>>30817204
Some personal advice for you.
You enema too deeply. Just take a shit and then flush whats left of fully formed feces in your rectum and lower colon. You dont insert deeper than that, unless you do. If enema gets to the mushy half-formed stuff that is deeper, you get hour long diarrhea that doesnt quit and raw anus from shitting out all the shit water.

>>30818436
Well good to know, will keep in mind for
next time.

>>30818434
>Her boobs were nothing to write home about--none of the girls surrounding you were higher than a b-cup--but their nice legs and cute little butts were more than enough to make you perk up
"Oh, is this another one of those kidnapping sex things?" you asked, a small smile coming to your face
>With a chuckle, Cloudchaser bent over and booped your nose
>"That's right big guy. You're all ours now," she cooed. "And we're not leaving here until we've drained all of the cum from those cute little nuts of yours~"
>Your smile widened just a little more
>You got water, were out of that fucking sun, and had a bunch of pretty, glistening, barely clothed girls ready to molest you?
>Fucking neat!
>Cloudchaser put both hands on your shoulders
>"Now why don't you be a good little boy and sit still while momma has her fun huh?" she asked. "I promise that I'll make you--"
>"Hang on, Cloudy," one of the girls said. "Why the fuck do you get to go first?"
>Cloudchaser froze, standing up and whipping around to look at the girl
>"What are you talking about, Stream Line? I was always supposed to go first!"
>"I don't remember that being part of the plan," another girl said, crossing her arms against her chest
>Cloudchaser frowned
>"Well tough shit. I'm the one that make the plan so I'm going first."
>The girl tried to turn back to you, only for Flitter to stop her
>"What the hell are you talking about, Cloudy? You didn't have anything to do with the fucking plan!"
>Cloudchaser slapped her sister's hand away
>"Are you kidding me? This whole thing was my idea!"
>"No it wasn't, it was all of our plan!"
>"Nah-uh! I'm the one that had the idea for Rainbow to--"
>"Bullshit! That was my idea!"
>"Oh fuck you Fleetfoot! You couldn't idea your way out of a paper bag!"
>That was the straw that broke the camel's back
>The other girls surged forward, frowns on their faces and their chests puffed out
>They started arguing, shouting, there was even a shoving match or two

>>30818516
Seriously now, at what point does he just grab one and have his way with her? Clearly waiting for one of the girls to do something isn't going to happen.

>>30818516
>You frowned as well, looking all around
"Um, ladies? Why don't you all just take turns? I'm sure I can get to each of you--"
>Your voice was drowned out as the arguing escalated into full fledge screaming matches
>"FUCK YOU, FLITTER!"
>YEAH, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR MOSQUITO BITES AND FUCK OFF THE EDGE OF MY CLIT?"
>"OH FUCK YOU!
>"FUCK YOU!"
>You let out a groan, lightly smacking the back of your head against the wall
>Goddammit...
>From beside you, you saw the shed's window open
>A second later, a very anxious Bulk poked his head inside
>He looked around until he saw you
>Eyes widening, he reached over and grabbed you by the arm
>You gave no resistance as the giant of a man bodily lifted you up and pulled you out of the shed
>You closed your eyes, letting out a sigh as the horrible sun was once again doing it's best to murder you
>Hello darkness my old friend...

>>30818544
At least he's got good friends with good intentions.

>>30818544
Alright, I'm done

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>>30818556
F L U T T E R S H Y

WHEN

>>30818569
But what if it's also like a reversal of Flutterrape and she's actually a very competent rapist?

>>30818143
Rainbow is a cheeky fucker

>>30818586
What if she's actually really sweet and kind but she keeps getting into situations where people think she's a horrible pervert or sexual predator?

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>>30818599
Dash is a qt little troublemaker.

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>>30818603
>RGRE Fluttershy's life is basically one giant Ben Stiller or Curb Your Enthusiasm styled misunderstanding fueled spaghetti fest

I would read the fuck out of this.

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>>30818658
>trips and falls on some guy in the halls and lands with her breasts smothering his face
>gets locked out of the girls locker room naked and tries to sneak through the boys to get clothes but gets caught
>goes to get up from her desk but her skirt snags on it and rips off, flashing the guy next to her
Being Fluttershy is suffering.

>>30818556
>cardio is suffering

Nice self insert

>>30818603
It's RGREqG, so she most likely /is/ a pervert, She's a teenage horsegirl, hormones are gonna be raging, but she's Fluttershy, she's a harmless pervert.

How lucky for her that Nonny is also a pervert.

>>30818516
God damn it, JUST FUCK ALREADY YOU DUMB SHITS, ANON WILL RAPE THE NEXT GROUP STUPID IF YOU DONT MOVE YOUR TIGHT ASSES UP AND DOWN THAT SHAFT, NOW!

>>30818544
fuuuuuuuuck....I feel your pain Anon, sunlight is my weakness too.

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>>30818690
>Eventually she encounters Anon who thinks it's another attempt on his cock.
>He's sick of all the failed attempts and they're nothing but annoying interruptions now.
>"DO IT! FUCK! RAPE ME! OR WHATEVER! ANYTHING! JUST DO IT, FAGGOT!"

>30803826
celestia's school for gifted whatever, the idea is anon is adopted by her, cadence is overbearing and tried help anon with what girls to avoid because she would be leaving town for a few days/weeks to which anon takes full advantage of said 'they are interested in me' list.

floor board being a home ec teacher just amuses me.

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>>30818851
>not raping HER in his frustration
>being a faggot

>>30818893
>implying it would be rape either way

But of course he would jump her in the middle of her awkward explanation.

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>>30818893
>pink hair
>pink lips
>blue eyes
>pink nipples
>pink bush
She's perfect.

>>30818556
Fuck you, how am I supposed to fap to this
good work

>>30818893
>not wanting to be 'raped' by a cute girl
I believe you're the gay one, faggot

>>30818893
>>30819420
What does this even mean in practice? Which sex positions you'll be using?

>>30819420
Nigga can't you read. It's implied she WASN'T trying to rape him but he just assumed she was because of all the other chicks trying.

>>30819452
nigga can't you read?
you're the one wanting to rape her because you're frustrated, faggot
Whether she was trying to rape him or not isn't relevant because Anon would be asking her to rape him, and so she'd comply

You guys are missing the point. Even if she did shrug and try to rape him or vice versa she would get caught by the principal walking in or something and would be forced to suffer as per usual.

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>>30819490
Listen here, retard, the point is getting her before she 'gets' you. Get it?

>>30819551
Im gonna butt in here and say that if we get pussy either way does it matter?
Were all virgin losers here, beggars cant be choosers.

>>30812215
I was bored and read all of your most recent fic in the last two days. My first thought was "why does this read like an overly long build-up for smut"
Then I realized it: The MC, Cherry, seems to be obsessed with the humans and all she's described as paying attention to is them. We're told she's new and that she doesn't understand what's so great about "the hume" but she's still obsessed with them.
Plus she seems a bit... dumb. Definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. Can't defend herself after being insulted/pranked, can't focus on the task at hand or her squadmates if there's a "hume" around, seems to be bad with words.

I know you can write well, you did it in First Impression and its sequel/prequel, but there's something missing in this. Off the top of my head, I can't quite tell what.

>>30818232
neat shit. I hope you get less busy so I can read more of this.

ur a fgt lol

>>30814587
Popped is unkill!
Much rejoicing.

>>30819606
>"why does this read like an overly long build-up for smut"

I like this trait, and it's not for everyone it seems, but that's his thing. He does both a play-by-play of small time frames most would skim or do in broad strokes because he's focused on the the character's introspection. It does seem to have very pointed strengths and weaknesses outside of certain stories.

>>30819551
no, faggot
I'm sorry you were bullied in school and that you never got to hold a girl's hand, but that doesn't mean that every stories have to be about your self insert acting like the alpha you wish you were
Fuck off back to fimfiction, I'm sure there are groups for people like you

>this thread

I never thought I'd start to regret writing three lines of green.

>>30819792
>welcometomlpnowgitout.jpg

>>30819792
>not writing to explicitly trigger autists like that
Now, now, Anon, you've still got a lot to learn

Greentext coming in.

>Everypony's bit purses were now almost as light as when O&O 5 was released, but you now had everything needed for about three weeks in the woods.
>Thankfully it's summer so you all have time for this too.
>So now everyone's loaded to the brim with food, supplies, O&O books, miniatures, several folding tables and two wagons loaded with water barrels.
>Hopefully it's enough, since none of you have gone out into forests to find human males before.
>Heck, nopony has ever done this before, not with a real human out there at least.
>Doing an excited little tiptoe dance on your hooves, you look at the others around you.
>You're all excited, but there's a certain nervous tension too.
>"So, is everypony ready?" Minuette asks, moving up to the front of the group, "Nopony has to go to the bathroom before we go?"
>"We're good, we've been good for about half an hour already," Lemon says, "Let's get going."
>"Alright alright, just making sure. It's going to be a long trip since we can't take the train with all this stuff."

>With some creaks, the wagons start moving, and twelve nerds line up to travel.
>You're pretty sure most of your mothers are shedding tears of joy that their little girls are doing something marely for once.
>Maybe once you find the human colt you won't be teased at Hearthswarming by your family.
>No longer will you be little nerdy Moondancer, kissless beta virgin.
>No, you'll be Moondancer, happy wife of an exotic colt and somepony who does marely things.
>Though you'll still do your nerd stuff.
>There's no way you could live without your O&O.
>Before long, your group is most of the way down the mountain’s long road, and it's time to switch wagon pullers.
>Getting hooked in, you're next to Minuette for this stretch.
>Pushing against the weight makes you almost immediately regret the action.
"Holy hay is this heavy!" you exclaim, straining to get it going.

>>30819824

>"Do you even lift, girl?" Lemon Heart says, flexing her lackluster figure in front of you.
"Shut up, you haven't had to pull this yet."
>"Lemon, stop being a bother and get ready to get going again. Moondance, on the count of three. One, Two, Three!"
>With a creak and a groan the wagon starts rolling as you and Minuette push.
>Its not as bad once you get it rolling, and once you start down the slope, it gets even easier.
>After a while, you're practically walking with it, just acting as a brake as it slowly rolls down.
>Next to you, Minutette asks, "Hey, so, do you think the human has a class? Like singer or archer?"
"That's a good question," you say, stopping to think until the wagon nudges you forward, "Well, if he's straight out of a book like one of those, uh, stories, he probably does."
"On the other hoof, if he's from another world or just out of hiding, he might just be a normal human."
>"Yeah, I guess. I'd still love to have a human singing my praise though."
"No question with those seductive, human voices."
>"Will they be? Has there ever been a canon human voice?"
"Shhhh, don't ruin this," you say while covering her mouth with magic, "Humans sound fantastic, why else would they have a charm score that high?"
>"Giant dicks?" Twinkleshine suggests while wiggling her eyebrows at you.
>"I wouldn't say no to that," Minuette says.
"Hey, O&O have never confirmed Charisma ties to penis size."
>"They're also about twice the size of ponies, so..."
~~~
>After a breakfast of an energy bar and berries brought by Horny, you've packed up everything and are ready to go.
>Water is starting to be a problem as your containers barely have enough for today.
"Horny, while you were out hunting, did you happen to see a river nearby?"
>She looks at you briefly before nodding and starting off in a direction.
>You follow through the woods, the trees starting to look like they have faces like really old cartoons.

>>30819834

>It's rather neat, though it only re-affirms you're in some crazy strange land with moving rock horses.
>Well, one moving rock horse, but there's probably more.
>Still no signs of other life aside from the rabbit she brought back and birdsong in the distance though.
>Looking back down at your companion, she's got that same, swaying walk from before, head turned to peek back at you.
>You could almost swear the motion of her hips got just a little bigger when she turned back to looking ahead.
>Up ahead the treeline breaks and for a moment, you feel hope that you found a way out.
>It's rather short lived but not for a bad reason.
>As you get closer you can see it’s just a wide berth to the river..
>Both this side and the far side have a good twenty or so feet between the treeline and the edge of the river.
>The water's cool and clear as can be.
>And best of all, it's flowing, meaning it's far safer than stagnant water.
>Filling one of your canteens, you drink some of the water you already have, leaving the new stuff to be boiled later.
>Ready to get moving again, you notice Horny is looking rather pleased with herself.
>She did find you this water, so you indulge her pride by giving her head a rub as you get to your feet.
>Now comes the question of following the stream or going with your gut.
>The water's not too deep, looking to be about waist height in the middle.
>And on the other side the trees are more spaced apart, which is usually a good sign.
>Right?
"Horny, we're going across," you say to her, getting a nod in return.
>Wings sprout from her again, and she flies over the creek without issue.
>Your trip across is far less pleasant, your shorts picking up as much water as they can while clinging to you.

>>30819844

>Horny watches your progress with, well, a stone-faced look.
>Her mouth appears briefly, almost rippling across her face.
>Once across you stop to squeeze the excess water from your shorts.
>Soggy underwear is never pleasant.
>Her eyes don't leave you till you start walking.
>Back into the angry looking trees, you find yourself fascinated by how man-made it looks.
>It's completely all natural though, at least as far as you can tell.
>Aside from the trees, everything else looks normal.
>Nothing you'd off-hand recognize, but nothing that strikes you as odd.
>Not until you run across a rather beautiful blue flower.
>A lot of them, actually.
>Within the thick confines of the trees, a small field of these flowers has grown.
>The air above them sparkles with pollen wherever the sun gets through the canopy.
>Nothing seems off about them, however so you pluck one from the ground.
>It's fragrance is rather weak, but with little difficulty you manage to stick it on Horny's head.
>Held in place by her horn, it brings a little colour to your drab companion which gives you a smile.
>It seems she has no intention of removing it either, as the stone of her head shifts ever so slightly to engulf most of the stem.
"We're still not sure if we're closer to being out, but I guess we now know we're not going in a circle," you say with a shrug.
>All you get from Horny is a roll of her eyes followed by a brief look around.
>Rustling in the underbrush draws out Horny's mouth and wings.
>What pops out you only have a moment to look at before Horny's attacking it, and frankly you're not sure what it is anyways.
>Her instincts are as good as any as you've never seen a chicken lizard before.
>And judging by how she went straight for the head, it might have actually been something dangerous.
"If that's edible, I guess we have dinner now, partner."
>Grinding and stretching, she swallows the thing whole, nodding.
"Hey, save some for me."

>>30819851

>Even with the lack of expression her face can manage, you still get a solid deadpan look from her.
>You can't resist the chuckle that rises from you, so you reach down to rub her head as well.
"Good job Horny, thanks."
>She puffs her chest out and gives a happy wiggle before the two of you get going again.
~~~
"How do other ponies do this..." you say with a gasp, letting your legs give out finally.
>"Don't ask me," Lemon replies while pouring water over her face.
>"We're all just out of shape," somepony else says with a groan.
>"Don't rest too long, we still have to set up for the night," Minuette says, "And we're going deeper tomorrow."
"Ugh, can't we just stay camped here?"
>"We could, but we can only search so far in a day, so the closer to the middle we are, the easier we'll be able to find him."
>Grumbles come from everypony gathered, and before long, the tents are starting to go up.
>Key word starting.
>With all of zero experience between all of you, it's taking what's probably far too long to decipher the instructions and put them into action.
>But eventually, the tents go up right, and everyone gets ready for food.
>Nothing but fruitcake today, since nopony has the energy to cook.
>Does anypony here even really know how to cook?
>More than just quick cook noodles that is.
>In fact, the more you think about it the less ready for this you feel.
>Even when you find the human, can you interact with him?
>Would you have the teats to talk to him?
>You have a few days to prepare at the very least.
>And what better way than to study.
>Starting from first edition O&O.
>Admittedly they were only a brief mention in the Bestiary, but the small sketch and stats were more than enough to light the fire in players everywhere.
>And create annoyances for GM's everywhere.

>>30819860

>At first everypony wanted to play the race.
>Followed by GM's realizing that both male and female humans are broken in their own ways and banning them.
>Given both have the ability to warp magic, and add on the bulky nature of females, they made broken warriors and berserkers and other front liners.
>The males on the other hoof are loaded with as much sexual tension as an incubus and looks to match.
>High natural charm, no penalties for cross species seduction, even extending to magical constructs.
>Sure, it was intended to turn animal companions and golems and stuff against the players, but it quickly got out of hoof.
>They basically became walking sluts, and their stats supported it.
>While not a PC race in second edition from the start, they got added in an expanded races book, much to GM's displeasure.
>The canon race was just as broken as the homebrewed versions from 1st, and they were banned by GM's across the board.
>Females were basically immune to all caster classes, and males, well...
>A few lucky rolls and a campaign turns from a dozen plus session epic to an hour of ERP.
>Having faced this once yourself, you understand full well how much you have to stress not letting in human PC's.
>Third and a half and fourth edition both moved humans back into the bestiary, to mixed opinions.
>In 5th, the most recent version, well, an attempt has been made to balance them.
>Their magic warping was limited to spells with a duration, though their seduction skill was left untouched.

>>30819877

>And of course, males lost a lot of the racial bonus stats they got, much to the displeasure of stallionists, since the females kept their racial bonus stats intact.
>Mare, was that a surprise when you went to the Sorcerers of the Peak main shop after fifth came out and found a stallionist rally outside.
>You never expected that so many colts played O&O, let alone cared enough to get the new book when it came out.
>Needless to say you didn't have the teats to try talking to any of them, let alone go past them to look at new models.

>Letting out a sigh, you look over past your book at the tent wall.
>Near said wall is Lemon Heart, fast asleep and snoring lightly.
>You're tired as well, but studying is more important than excess sleep right now.
>And nothing perks you up like high quality human art and lore.
>Meaning your secretly favourite module, Lost Valley of the Humans.
>Sure, it might have been a little pandery but it's unquestionably the biggest canon source of human lore from O&O.
>And really, what honest mare wouldn't want to go rescue a captured human prince.
>...so many players immediately wanting to roll seduction, even when they're a low charm berserker with all the language skills of a rock.
>The tent flap rustles open and Minuette sticks her head in, startling you and making you drop the module.
>"Hey, make sure you turn in soon, you'll need your rest for tomorrow."
"Yeah, yeah, I know. I'll go to sleep soon. I'm just brushing up on my human lore."
>Her look is a little skeptical, but she ducks out and you hear her trot to the other tents.
"Just another ten minutes and I'll go to sleep," you say to yourself, floating back up your module.
~~~

>>30819888

>Glaring at your scrying crystal, you angrily rub your mane in frustration.
>This stupid, cute human stallion just wandered into a patch of Poison Joke, meaning your job is going to be even harder.
>Now the spells you set on him will get all messed up, and you'll need to set new ones.
>At least you don't have to be worried about being interrupted out here.
>The old wards were still in place to keep nature out.
>The other issue is that you’re running low on time.
>Soon enough you'll have to leave for supplies and to handle... some things coming up.
>You're still hoping to have your human husbando brought in and seduced before then, but his whimsical wanderings are making his progress here slow.
>At his current rate, you're rather glad he found that golem, since it's bringing him food.
>Males might be good cooks, but you need a mare to harvest and gather stuff.
>Something you're totally skilled at, just like adventuring in the woods and fighting monsters.
>You just, uh, need to stay here to maintain power to the guidance spell and barrier keeping him in.
>The things a mare has to do to get a stallion.
~~~

>>30819897

And that's that. I know it's a bit slow and not much happens, but more will happen from now on.
Pastebin here: https://pastebin.com/THVpA71X

>>30818556
Again, thanks for the fun thing. Agreed with >>30818553 that his friends are pretty alright bros who are just looking out for each other.

>>30818213
>he doesn't bully his feet sexually [\spoiler]

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>>30819918
I need more

>>30819918
Hey, the build up will be worth it I think. Looking forward to the next segment. Don't let the propeller catch you in the mean time.

>>30814587
Oh, so you're not dead.......great.

>>30819963
I can't wait for the gossiping to start when Anon actually gets some fun time with a girl or several.

Despite their concern for him, and public disdain for the girls being pigs, you *know* they're gonna want every juicy detail.

>>30818876
you screwed up.
>>30803826

>>30820430
I blame severe lack of sleep due to needing meds every few hours

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>>30819918
This is the closest thing I could find of Horny.

>>30818436
>>30817204

nice to know rgre takes shitposting literally

>>30819606
I have to agree
I'm sorry to say but ghouls' stuff just has been drastically unenjoyable to read

I'll probably be ignoring what he writes from now on, which is a shame, his early work was good

>>30814805
>>”Hmmm… Well, your son’s harmony magic is significant ally lower than Rarity’s, though that’s to be expected as a colt. However he leans almost totally to order magic.”
I am expecting Anon to start abusing his possession of knowledge far beyond what any child should possess.
IE, in 6 months he blasts through preschool to 6th grade in everything from math, language (speaking, reading, and writing), as well as science.

Additionally, I hope he goes about creating shit that ponies are in awe over.

(IE, ponies value aluminum above all other metals ever discovered, because they're still using the magical equivalent of induction smelting, which takes ridiculous amounts of power just to refine a few kg. So anon goes and introduces ponies to the Bayer electrolysis method via making a year's time and +10,000,000 bits in magic/electricity worth of aluminum in about a week at a cost of about 100 bits in both the desolution chemical and the meager amount of energy needed to run the electrolysis to condense it back down into pure aluminum crystals.)

Like Orlin in Stargate SG-1 where he makes, cuts, and polishes an emerald to the size of a golf ball using household objects (burning out Carter's mircowave in the process).

A little know-how, some basic raw materials, and some space to work in. There'd HAVE to be at least one thing that Anon knows how to do that ponies would still be centuries away from coming up with on their own.

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>>30816000
Anon masters manipulation of light.
Ponies are amazed and horrified at the idea of a colt child who's demonstrated the power to cut through meters of stone and metal with ease using a simple light-redirection spell on sunlight.

Anon just gives them a blank stare and says something along the lines of:

>"How has ponykind not figured this out already? This is just a single, very simple concept. I haven't even gotten into the more complex or dangerous stuff yet... and I'M the one who's supposed to be the child? Ya know what, why don't we just save everyone's time here and just teach me about history and magic. I'm pretty sure I've got a better handle on the rest than you do anyway."

pony's faces when (Pic related.)

>>30817204
>you know what every one of my worst play time experiences were, trying to enema. It made the shit soft, made it come out runny, and even when it feels like it's all out, the shit water is still there, and trying to enema that out just makes more shit water come out. My experience,
>Using water instead of a proper glycerin solution for an anal play enema.
Man, you're fucking retarded.
Water is for softening it, usually just for when you're REALLY (like, medically in need of due to health risks) constipated.
A proper glycerin solution is used so that doesn't happen. Instead, it acts like a non-absorbing liquid coating for your colon so it removes everything as a (relatively) solid mass. Then either another glycerin or a water followup as a cleaning to remove residue and you're ready. (That's how they do it in the porn industry. Though it's best if you also restrict your diet as well.)

I can stick a finger up my ass, pull it out and there will be nothing on it, a slight smell but its anal,
You either have teeeeny tiny little children's fingers, or you're failing to mention a key component like dietary restriction (either in what or when you eat)... or there's something wrong with your colon (specifically the internal sphincter which should be about 1.5-2 inches past the anus in normal healthy adults).

TL;DR-
First topic: You're doing it wrong if you're just using water for that purpose.
Second topic: You're either lying, or a genetic freak of nature/had surgery and you're most certainly the exception, not the rule.

Come on, can't we drop the anal subject?
Everyone knows it's shit and it's only hot in greens

>>30818436
Glycerin is a great way to get a deeper clean without diluting it to shit water.
Kinda like pouring soapy water on something mechanical vs using oil. Soapy water is slippery, true, but it'll take off oils needed to keep it in good working order instead of using more oil so it stays well lubricated and won't rust.
Not the best analogy, but it gets the idea across. Water absorbs and mixes, glycerin surrounds/dislodges and lubricates.

>>30820648
Seconding this.

>>30821087
Eh, might as well.

>>30820963
>Anon is frequently in situations where ponies think he's naive and dumb, due to being male and an ignorant ET.
>Twilight and Glimmer know better, however, and find themselves watching with proverbial popcorn as Anon demolishes said ponies, making them look like the retards.
>Anon just facepalms.

>>30817902
>>Surprisingly however, most of the other kids didn't seem all that bothered by the heat or humidity
>>Sure, everyone was sweating like pigs, but pretty much everyone was at least jogging
>>You weren't jogging because you weren't used to this bullshit weather
>>All of your life you had lived in a place where it only got really hot once or twice in the whole year
So, Canadian anon gets dropped in EQGlifornia?
KEK
As someone who's lived their entire life here in the Govinator state, home to the literal hottest place ever observed on Earth (Death Valley), people who can't handle a little 100-110F (38-43C) weather amuse me.
It's even funnier to see some /fit/ northerner panting and sweating like a morbidly obese hamplanet when it's only 90F (32C) out.

>>30821185
And us canadians get keks out of watching southerners come up here during the fall and winter and watch them walking around bundled to high hell while we're sometimes still in shorts and t-shirts.

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>>30821224
>yfw you meet someone and hear them talk
>they're speaking english, yeah, but there's something off about it
>yfw you realize they're canadian

>>30821185
Yeah, but only crazy people go to Death Valley, the rest of us sane (well, sane by California standards) people hang out everywhere else.

>>30821267
I dunno. Gilroy and Hollister area are fucking ovens in the summer. Though the coast is pretty nice as is most of Silicon Valley in terms of weather/climate.

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>>30821335
Fresno here, mountains on all sides keeps the weather here consistently fucking shitty.

>>30821253
Stop hating us. I already can't post on /pol/ without hiding my flag, first

>>30818544
>>30818556
I'm guessing by the end of the week anon is going to call each and every single one of them to make it up for the lost time (maybe separating them into groups)

>>30821348
>tfw suffering through a 100+ degree heatwave in LA
>AC is on the fritz
my apartment is like an oven

>>30819918
Thank ye kindly, Shakamalaka!

>>30821393
I was fucking horrified for a moment there, and then I remembered that Farenheit is a thing you yanks use.

>>30821393
My little town (a bit south of Chico) has a fucking retarded weather team.
So, when they report the weather (which makes it to the national records), they take the temperature at the fucking lake.
That's right.
THE FUCKING LAKE. LESS THAN A QUARTER MILE OFF THE SHORE.

In case you didn't know this, large bodies of water are EXTREMELY efficient at regulating temperature.
So this is like going to the arctic circle, taking temperature readings and reporting them for official use worldwide, but you're so incompetent that you recorded the temperature next to your travel stove.

Seriously, they reported a temperature of 103F (39.4C) this year to the national record services, and all the thermometers around town were reporting +117F (47.2C).

The best part? THEY'VE BEEN CAUGHT DOING THIS (and it's illegal) BEFORE! And do you know what happened? All they were made to do was go into the town's center, record the temperature, and report it accurately for that day. THAT'S ALL.
They didn't stop reporting false numbers, they just did a one-time accurate report, and that was it.

So around here, the rest of the world thinks we're hovering around 105F (40.5C) in the peaks of summer, and about 10F (-12C) in the coldest parts of the winter.
Meanwhile it's ACTUALLY about 120F (49C) in the peaks of summer, and -5F (-20.5C) in the coldest days of winter.
(Keep in mind, it generally doesn't get that hot or cold except for the most extreme periods, which are generally just a day or three before the temperature makes a rebound to decently more comfortable temperatures, but still...)

The fuckers taking our weather readings are too fucking retarded to realize that water regulates temperatures, so while the lake several dozen miles outside of the town proper is pretty cool by comparison in the summer as well as nice and cozy by comparison in the winter, we're actually frying our balls off in summer, and freezing our nipples off in winter.

>>30820468
Think more like, that succubus pone pick where she's getting sexed into the ground, but she's grey and stoney.

>>30821634
which pic

>>30819918
Must. Have. MOAR.

water too high, sandbags not gonna hold the water back much longer
fuck harvey and thanks for years of fun times, shitposting and green RGRE

I was reading some of the hunting prompts.

Did everyone forget White Tail Woods exists? They probably don't have laws against hunting, so you could catch game there.

I don't think hunting in the Everfree is such a great idea. It isn't some family hunting trip, and you'll have to worry about more than black bears, who are afraid of you, or cougars that keep to themselves. No, you're going into a place with unidentified creatures that don't fear humans; ones that can reduce a powerful unicorn's spell mastery to nothing solely with its eyes, hardened creatures with bark in place of flesh, or more massive than anything that has ever existed on earth. And don't get me started on the flora, poison joke might be the tip of the iceberg. You'd face things that defy reason; things that you couldn't have prepared for without foresight, because you didn't know it existed in the first place.

It wouldn't be worth your life when there are safer alternatives. That's why all, but the most seasoned big game hunters or survival experts should refrain from going there. It's definitely not something you do on a whim as babby's first foray into wilderness. Not outside of a comedy story, anyway.

And yeah, I know it's less entertaining on paper. Really, Anon just has to be someone with the appropriate background back on Earth to not set off my autism.

>>30822442
Post pics, faggot.

>>30822442
I know the feeling. all roads around my neighborhood are closed

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>>30821634
>>30821736
This one?

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>>30822713
Hot damn

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>>30822442

>>30822961
but cute. right?

>>30814587
Where the fuck are the other chapters?

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>>30822986
>Heart-shaped frogs

>>30823006
They should really be the other way around though.

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>>30823072

>>30814805
Hot damn this is becoming a huge story. Good stuff.

>>30819780
>fuck off back to fimfiction
Bruh, have you seen the shit there? it's all fedora femdom.
pretty sure it's where you belong.

>>30823087
>Thumbnail

>Anon was dropped into normal Equestria at first.
>Plenty of friends, but romantic prospects were grim at best. Even worse than on earth.
>Refusing to be a virgin loser in two worlds, Anon summons a succupony and gets pic >>30822986
>Succupony expects the usual. She, a demon who has mastered all mortal pleasures, indulges some weird fetish, takes some lust-powered lifeforce as payment, then fucks off.
>Imagine her surprise when her latest contractor is an alien, and that's not even considering his request.
>A wholesome relationship, even if it's just an act. It's a first for her.
>Easy enough. Being a pretend wife is certainly a more sedate contract. The absurd stamina of her summoner in bed more than covers payment.
>But it's not long before her summoner's lonely tales and genuine treatment of her seize her heart.
>...
>Well, what's a mortal's lifespan anyway? There's no harm in staying with this new and intriguing lover.
>And Anon's joy at her choice to stay with him warms parts of her the succupony turned waifu didn't know she had.
>Too bad it's all cut short when Twilight finds out that the mysterious mare Anon is seeing is a demon.
>All it took was one poorly aimed banishing spell to send both Anon and his waifu tumbling across space and time.
>Right into RGRE.
>Succupony waifu can only growl in irritation.
>With a distraught lover with his life turned upside down AGAIN, mares suddenly interested in said lover whom is already claimed, and her own bearings shot to hell, succupony waifu has her work cut out for her.

>>30819824
Oh sweet more of this, almost missed it

>>30818232
Noice, maybe we will get story focused more on action/world building without Anon immediately falling into father/husband role for once?

>>30823154
In herd-RGRE, it's all good.
Succupone is a sex demon (used to sharing), and the mares woefully outnumber the stallions so sharing the D is as essential to pony survival as water, food, shelter, and magic.
See?
Mono-fags weep because they're too rigidly closed-minded, and herds save the day.
As per usual.

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>>30823215
Inb4 monos REEEEEEEEEEEEing over superior herd dynamics.

>>30818556
>Blueball fetish.

Thank you LaP. Just don't make sex or clop anything about it.

>>30823004
Then why is the title of the paste "Chapter 5"? Such a title implies other pastes to exist.

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>>30823215
>>30823222
As always herdfags go to the defensive because they fear to the possibility of a mono relationship.
This proves (again) that herdfags are insecure faggots. [email protected]

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>>30823257
IT BEGINS

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>>30823257
A herdfag's worst fear, actually, is getting outvoted by his herdmates when he wants to include another mare, that only he likes, into the herd.

>B-but herds were supposed to solve drama, because fuck storytelling!

In all seriousness, I'm cool with either, but too many folks respond to fucking any kind of romantic or fidelity related struggle with: "h-heh, herds!".

Yeah? And what if your herd's not on board? There's a reason Equestria has herds and not a herd. You follow?

>>30818232
So, if Sunset is one of these reincarnated ponies, like she's foreshadowed to be, then what was her pack of talents?

Was Anon gimped by being given only one or two spells and modest potential while Sunset was gifted with borderline mary sue superpowers? Or does Sunset have similar limitations that she used her reincarnated mind to just learn and work her way through it to become the demigod-protege she was?

>>30819918
keep it up man

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>>30823215
>>30823222
>Implying anon would want to share.
He came from RGE, he's probably MET the counterparts to all these suddenly interested mares.
Only being valued for your dick is a novel concept, until you already have a succubus waifu who could literally fuck you to death.

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>>30817204
>>30818436
>>30821104
I'm learning things here that I never expected.

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>>30820874
>>30820963
Reminds me of KonoSuba.

It's one of those "lost in another world" shows, but it's an affectionate parody of it.

The MC is clever and has very good luck, but is pretty mediocre elsewise, and is stuck with the weakest class. The perk is that the class can learn any skills, so he takes things like Sneak, Detect Enemy, and basic utility magic that most people completely skip.

His party is a bunch of useless fuckwits. A healer who is a moron more interested in learning party trick skills, a tank who has high defense, but can't hit anything, and is a masochist, and a mage who only knows one spell (explosion) and collapses from exhaustion for the day after casting it.

In a recent part of the story I read, he fights against a high level adventurer with really good armour, much higher stats than him, and a superpowered magical sword. He freezes the sword into the opponent's scabbard, then uses the surprise to place his hand over the opponent's nose and mouth, casts "create water", then casts "freeze" to freeze all that water that was filling his windpipes.

Mundane utility stuff turned into awesome stuff with just a little creative application is some of my favourite writing to read.

>>30822442
Post updates of your survival if you can, Anon.

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>>30823154
Great premise.

This needs to go on the prompt list.

>>30815358
I need the green if this in my life , I love me some sarcastic horse in my life

>>30823257
True
Also:
>people talking how humans females are unloyal whores and wishing that they would go to equestria where they would be capable of having multiple relationships without consequences
I'm not saying that every herdfag is like that buy I see quite often people whining about women and advocating herd in the same post
Have some fucking self relfection fucking hypocrites
>inb4 I can have herd because it's acceptable in their culture but girl not waiting with sex till mariage is fucking whore

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>>30823154
>Anon and Succupony are sent to RGRE
>RGRE mares try to steal Anon away unknowingly, since she stays at home a lot trying to figure how to get them back home so she can kick purple's shit in
>tfw they realise they just tried to steal a demon's husband

>>30821224
I wear shorts and shirts even in 20 below so long as there is no power out. I'll be outside in the weather for at most 3 minutes from store to store, meanwhile i'll be inside for up to 2 hours, and holy shit do they crank heat up in the winter.

rather be cold for 3 minutes then sweating my ass off for 2 hours.

>>30821185
we had a bad summer when I was a kid where every day was over 100 degrees or it peaked over 100

sure, I can function outside in extreme heat, but I can't deal with humidity anymore.

I much prefer to be frozen then hot.

>>30818586
If anything she will be the last straw, anon is getting blue balled every day, and then on day fluttershy pulls him by his sleeve "I'm going to rape you if that's ok with you"
Anon having enough of goddamn everything just says "Unless you have a good hiding place don't get my hopes up"
A squee and a hiding place later, anon gets laid. Flutters is the defacto alpha and with how much anon wants, all the sub groups get turns /potential full membership.

>>30823534
Ok here is my perspective on this.

by and large humans are shit, with a what 70% divorce rate and all laws stacked against men, is it hard to see people wanting to just not get fucked over?

So they fall into equestria, which by nearly all headcanons that don't involve 'all men are in the military' has a disproportionate female to male ratio.

so in comes the herd dynamic
you either decide go for only one, in a world where you are treated even just like an equal if not fawned over, where many mares either have to be bisexual, or go without if herds are not a thing, and where good personalities seem to grow on trees.

Now just thinking of it, how much smug would a pony have if they were a mono in a 3-7 pony herd norm world? How shitty would they begin ot act? would they ever act that way to you or would it only be to others?

The way I see it the herd also keeps mares in check, as they can't go 'we got out stallion, time to let our real selves out' like is common in the real world. you got perfect wife? well perfect wife stays perfect because she has 2-6 others that could start getting disproportionate affection if one becomes shitty, the herd dynamic also refuses to allow mares to make themselves look good and let themselves go even before they date just because if they were insufferable why would they have herd sisters to being with?

As for why more than one? In a world where everyone has a good personality and they are willing o share, how could you say no to more then one?

>>30823462
shit, either you are further along than the animated/comics did or the ln is willing to go that extra distance in making him look good that I like.

>>30822713
Yes.

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>>30823462
was this in the LN, manga, or animu?

also what you describe sounds like the kind of player every DM hates, who will undo your carefully-crafted encounter with a few spells, or set off every trap with an eleven-foot pole, or distract all the monsters with a marble rolled down a staircase.

>>30823949
TL Note: Neighkaku means plan.

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>In RGRE, Shining armor was the princesses student while his sister became captain of the guard.

>>30823715
Personally speaking, i liked the headcanon we stumbled upon a few threads back concerning "Love makes makes rational / calms them down."

>>30823976
*Makes mares

>>30823949
Sounds also like the kind of play style we have to use in a campaign I'm in where we are all different archetypes of bards, lots of shenanigans and political/diplomacy nonsense abound.

>>30823960
I laughed so hard I ended up coughing up my lungs, thanks buddy.

>>30823976

So do I. Herds make even more sense in a world like that because it would be OBSCENELY selfish to be mono, which leaves a bunch of mares stuck in the mental fog that a lack of love does to ponies.

It explains a lot of shit that happens in the show too, which was also mentioned a few threads ago.

>>30823949
I had a GM once who had decided to build his own game and literally everyone in the party was "That Guy."At first he got super pissed that everyone was ruining his game but after he figured out how to deal with the fact that everyone was going to find a way to break the game and embraced the complete fucking insanity that it was, it turned out to be the most fun any of us had ever had.

>>30823715

First I don't know where you live Anon but here we have divorce rates at few percents.
Secondly if you think that most people are shit than maybe you are the problem, not them. Because most of people live normal, often quite happy lifes and outcasts just whine how everything is terrible. Yes, a lot of western women are sluts and some people are terrible. But still most people outside of internet have normal lives.

Now horseland. Yes you can have herd and no one will stop you. But why do you think that relationship involving more mares would be easier? In most of cases mares aren't portrayed as males, but slightly manlier females. They're still emotionally, they still have certain needs. And in herd you have different mares with different characters and different needs. It irks me especially when someone speaks about forming herd with M6, they are so different that I don't know how someone would make it work. They often disagree even as friends, how do you think it would work if they spend even more time together? You wouldn't take RD or AJ to fancy restaurant same as you wouldn't take Rarity to bar. How many Anon's would be capable to fulfill needs of each of them?
And what about managing time? Even one girl consume a lot of time. And you need to spend time with each of them to have working relationship. And most people likes to have some time to themselves. And time for their friends.
And then time to work, most people have some dreams and hobbies beyond husband /child care.
And what's that shit about "good personality"? We saw ponies being shitty we saw them arguing and being rude. They aren't some flat beings, they have flaws and make mistakes. Either you have shit tone of luck and find few ponies that are similar enough that herd is workable, or you end with giant drama and unhappy mares.

One last thing, it's just my personal opinion here but if you aren't willing to be loyal to your waifu and only to her, than you never deserved waifu.

>>30824052
>here we have divorce rates at few percents
if in burgerland or leafpile, that's just wrong.
if in vegemite territory, that's because cohabitation levels are off the charts.

>mo mare, mo problems
which is why we see a trend in fics wherein mares form herds beforehand, where they already know they'd work well together, and less stories with a M6 herd.

>>30824113
Eastern Europe, so not much divorces.

And about herd formed before, it presents its own problems. Most people tend to live together for few years before marriage so they are sure that they are compatible in every situation. But it's a lot harder to find few mares that are compatible with each others and then with stallion. Even if they work together without male it doesn't mean that they would work with male. What about situation when male likes most of pre formed herd but not one mare? Would they ditch stallion or unlucky mare? Stallions are often portrayed as stereotypical western woman so it's possible.
I mean you can like whatever you want. If my waifu really wanted to be in herd and decided that it's better not because others are pressuring her but because she wants it I wouldn't be opposed. But at the same time I want nothing more to be in mono relationship with her and only her.

Assumption that herds limit drama in some way is completely wrong. They still can work but it isn't some bullshit magic, but a lot of work and compromises from all parties involved and it looks like most of people forget about it.

>>30824052
Keep the herds small then. Like 2 or at max 3, and with mares who get along well. Like Rainbow and Fluttershy, or Rarity and Twilight. That might even be a vital duty and large part of how a stallion chooses a herd. After all, it would not make sense to try and have two incompatible mares living under one roof.
>The biggest reason for herd breakups that no one wants to talk about is selfish stallions trying to force mares who hate each other to live together with him.
>A close second is mares convincing their stallion to let a friend in who messes up the dynamic.

>>30824168
Another things is that if we don't speak as herd as whole thing, but more about you Anon being in herd it creates it's own problems. While human would probably be more outgoing and accepting than stallion there are other things.
You need to find mares that would accept that you are different and relationship with you is different. They need to accept that you eat meat, that you (some of Anons at least) want to be more dominant in relationship than average stallion, that you want to be more than just househusbando, you want to worku, you want to have unstallionish hobbies etc. And all that mares needs to work with each other.
It's funny to read how mares don't treat Anon seriously because he's male, how they pamper him, but it certainly wouldn't be fun to live like this. All mares in your herd would need to accept that you aren't your average stalliony, but something different.

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>>30824222 (checked)
Enjoying this discussion you guys are having but
>They need to accept that you eat meat
While meat is the easiest souce of protein / amino acids, you can aquire all you need from oats, egg, milk and assorted fruits, all of which can be combined in a breakfast.
Oats, scrambled egg, wild berries and a glass of milk = Breakfast of champions.