you choose

>>30811808
Star Trek universe sucks, Equestria no contest.

>>30811808
John de Lancie, what are you doing?

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Reminder to add "Fatigue" to your filter and >>30811819 >>30811820 not to reply to namefags.

But Twilight isn't my waifu...

>>30811808
I will become the stallion and breed Twilight.

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>>30811808
Star trek is a meme
Those people have no idea how space travel or even physics works

Talking horses are more believable world, so that means it's logical to go there

>>30811841
not having best pone as waifu
not wanting to breed Twiggly classical
why live?

>no option to become futa mare
Garbage. I kill myself instead.

>>30811808
living your life with a borderline yandere pone (who is not your waifu)
or
living under the xenophile socialist topia
Neither is a favorable choice for me.

>>30811886
you could still rut spike if you are into it

>>30811907
Nah, I'm not into scaly shit, I'm not a fucking __Sunset__ after all.

>>30811808
bad options...
Ponyworld option:
>get into nation of creatures frightened and with prejudice against everything not pony
>be social outcast
>absolute totalitarian monarchy
>be 2nd class citizen at best
>19th century technology at best
>your education means nothing in a world of magic
>be magically inept
>get not access to higher or any education
>be basically Twiggie's pet

Star Trek option:
>be forced into the federation
>be stationed on semi civilian/war ship
>privacy does not exist anymore
>the needs of many outweight the needs of few
>your personal desires are not important
>socialist ideology has to be followed
>you are a red shirt at best

did I forget anything?

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>>30811808
shit this is actually hard to pick I love both franchises

>>30811808
I would take Equestria, but i wouldn't take Twi up on that spell.I would be a pegasus first before a unicorn any day.

>>30811808
The one where I get laid.

>>30811962
>19th century technology at best

>Vidyagame exists
>Airport security with metal detectors exists
>CRT TV screens exist outside the vidya example

I would say technology is at 1980's level at the very least.

>>30812876
Their tech is all over the place. Their isn't a set level you could say their tech is at.

>>30812894
It depends on the tech field actually. Casual everyday tech is at least 80's, while warfare tech is easily stuck in the middle ages.They don't even have gunpowder yet (I don't remember if i actually saw ballistae in the show) but they got hi-tech sciencey hospital gadgets and metal detectors and shit on the other hand.

>>30812921
>Casual everyday tech
No, their entertainment tech is at 80's level and even than it doesn't seem widespread.

And their medical tech is at 50's-60's level.

>>30811808
Depends on. I'd only breed unicorn Twily

>>30811808

Star Trek and when I need pony utilize the holodeck

Nearly get the ship destroyed every time because that's what the holodeck does

>>30812961
>medical tech
Nigga they have magic who cares

Of course they don't have modern medical tech. They can just get a unicorn to magic their ailments.

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>>30813511
>He doesn't want to be a prince

>>30813546
I know but I was responding to someone who said they have hi tech sciencey hospital gadgets.

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>>30811808
fuckin' magic nigga, there is no choice
>what about your family
dad's dead and mom fucked off to who knows where

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>>30812876
>Airport security with metal detectors exists
>CRT TV screens exist outside the vidya example
These are discord shenanigans and don't actually exist.

>>30811808
Earl Grey any day

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>>30811808
>Twilight is about to cast the spell.
>Throw Picard in front of me at the last second.
>Picard is now a unicorn.
>Basically created a real life shitpost that fucks with both the MLP and Star Trek universes.
>gif is me.

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>>30815201
Top kek, my sides

>>30811808
Can I go without my family?

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>>30811808
STARTREK
>get fired from federation
>go back to earth live in a perfect post scarcity society
>Can do anything you want
>Live out perferct life in equestria in the holodec
>Use any of the bulshit reasons ive seen in the show to make them real

>>30811962
>nation of creatures frightened and with prejudice against everything not pony
They're pretty friendly to Spike and Gilda. It's just ziggers they don't trust.

>be basically Twiggie's pet
I see no problem.

>>30815800
Literally this, being NEET in the ST universe is more viable than Equestria.

checked

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>>30811962
>Magically inept
>get no access to higher or any education

You're Twilights stallion, i highly doubt these two things even in a bad end situation.

>>30811808
Twilight can accept me as a human. She'll just turn me into my human OC, and we live together as hot interspecies lesbian lovers for all time. Sounds great.

>>30811808
Neither. My world needs me here.

>>30811808
Star trek, it's a Utopian society without currency, I could spend the rest of my life living in a holodeck with my waifu.

>>30811808

Uh...can't I serve in World War 2, instead?

Star Trek is pretty boring 'sci fi'.

>Not trixie
Star trek no contest

>>30811808
If I chose the first option what will probably happen is that after marriage, the relationship will stagnate, Twilight will cheat on me with the pony equivalent of Chad, and divorce rape me for all of the bits I don't have. I'll be alone spending the rest of my life paying off my debts to fund her degeneracy.

I'll go with the second option.

Get in the TARDIS and leave.

>>30815201
Thanks, I just spent like 20 minutes rewatching eltorro videos

>become a unicorn stallion
I will choose equestria only if I get to be the little mare

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>>30811808
Sorry horsies, but I've got to go with option #2.

Pone is good to clop to, but I know I would not enjoy a technicolor world of hugging and bursting into song...all fueled by a cake & ice cream diet.
And while I'd like to cum inside a poner I really don't want to be married to one (half my age) for the rest of my life.
Nope Nope Nope.

Also; I've been in the military before (albeit two decades ago), so I could adapt to Starfleet quickly and easily, even if I am old as fuck to be an Ensign.
And if I get the urge to fuck a pony, there's always the holodeck.

>>30811808
Neither

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>>30811808
>your family
I couldn't live with myself if my family was with me during option A. So I'm forced to take the option with futuristic spaceships and the good paying prestigious job.

Sorry guys. I come from a good family and I just can't do that to them.

>>30811808
>wanting to be a horse
>cucking out your own humanity

>>30811808
>Captain Bald and Useless
If it was Kirk or Based Pike then we'd have something to talk about

>>30811808
What am I stupid? I pick Startreckverse. I'm not about to drag my family to watch me date a horse.

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>>30811808
>namefagging retard
>go be a faggot with captain kirk solo and the tribbles or go to horseland

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>>30812859
>not wanting to be a part of the Unicorn Master Race

ISHYGDDT

>>30811808
Left because penis decides

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>>30811808
Star trek because Twilight is not my waifu and I don't want to be a horse.

I can be with my waifu in the holodeck for the rest of my life and holodeck characters are just as sentient as anything else.

>>30816784
Age?

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>>30813556
That image is funnier than it has any right to be.

>>30816253
you're retarded. twilight is a fucking princess, she doesnt need your non existant balance, if anything she'd feel guilty and leave you with a nice home. she'd be worried you'd do that to her instead

>>30818860
Don't worry man, there's always the holodecks.

>>30815201
Was Q/Discord the origin of it?

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Do you faggots choosing Star Trek realize you're committing suicide? Remember, transporters in Star Trek are ubiquitous, even for civilian use, you don't think you'll make it through Starfleet Academy, or even to the Academy from wherever you're at without a transporter do you? And Trek transporters "transport" you by taking you apart and then putting "you" back together, i.e. they kill you, and make a copy somewhere else. Enjoy your death, I guess. I'll be living the easy life of an Equestrian prince with my beloved and super-wealthy waifu-sugar momma, while you fags cease to exist shortly after accepting "Picard's" invitation.

>>30821945
first option is also suicide, she will eventually get you killed during sex trying one of her crazy fetishes with dark/advanced magic

>>30821412
>Age?
Low to mid 40's.
Not the oldest horsefucker on this board, I know that.

>>30811808
Hmmmmmm. On one hand I would really be in Equestria and be able to enjoy what that entails. On the other hand the Federation has technology capable of creating life-like simulations upon entering a program, so I can create the Equestria /I/ want without the risk of being rejected. What a quandary...

>>30816229
For what, shit post and make memes? Children can do that

>>30811808
Left cause I just love to see the look on my families face when they find out life as they know it is a lie.

>>30811808
>turn you into a beautiful unicorn stallion
Y'know, being with Twiggles ain't a bad life... but transformation is an automatic no-sale for me.

Trek is kind of a shit universe, but I can stay myself. And who knows, maybe I can militarize that pansy-ass Federation to give them a standing chance against anybody else.

>>30811808
I've never seen Star Trek, is it worth watching or is getting into it not so easy? I just watched the new Doctor Who series which I found fantastic.

In the end I'll probably still choose horseland though.

>>30811962
>get into nation of creatures frightened and with prejudice against everything not pony
>be social outcast
But you will be turned into a pony. No one needs to know the truth.

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>Family is transported to equestria.
>Turned into a unicorn and husbando to an alicorn princess.

>Dad: "Son, you're looking a little hoarse."
>Mom: [panic / heart attack in progress, please hold]
>Sister: "Did you kill us all?"
>Dog: "Woof"

>>30823333
Checking - or perhaps I should say kekking - those quads.

>>30811808
Wait, if I go Trek I get to be friends with Picard AND Wesley died. Easy choice.

>>30821945
transporters don't kill you, stop pushing this meme. The show already confirmed you are conscious while inside the matter stream

>>30811808
>Pick star trek.
>get raped by borg/roid raged klingon/stuck in romulan simulation/evaporated by bullshit/expirimented on by aliens/get stuck in time loop/get stuck wearing a red shirt

Fuck that, I'll take my chances with dragons and talking horses. Besides, they had an episode about reviving people from the 21st century and that shit didn't work out.

I've only got one living family member left anyway and we don't talk so fuck em.

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>>30811962
>be magically inept
NOT IF YOU LURKED /x/, FUCKING MUNDANE.

>>30825768
/pol/ has done more magic with a single thread than /x/ has performed in its entire existence.

>>30826757
>/pol/ is better than /x/ in being /x/, but they make it look cool
They did absolutely nothing wrong.

PRAISE
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>>30811808
Do I have to be with twilight?
She's not my waifu.

>>30811808
Let's be realistic here, if you go to the Star Trek universe you are not joining Starfleet, and you are certainly never serving aboard the Enterprise in any capacity. Even if you are literally an engineer or a scientist, you would be considered little better than functionally retarded by their standards. That said, the Earth government would likely understand that you're mentally incapable of contributing to society and allow you to spend your life in leisure.

On the other hand, you might be able to wow ponies with current technology if you are capable of building it from scratch in their world.

>>30823951
Nigger, they take you apart and put you back together, how does that not kill you? Also, when did they confirm you're conscious inside the matter stream? They've shown consciousness exists before you're fully de- and rematerialized but that isn't any different from being conscious despite missing a limb.

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>>30811808

>>30826757
probably because real magic, which is written with a k, is inherently politically incorrect. you know, like all the religions.

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Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

>>30813587
Who the hell is in charge of security in that gif? You don't let the passenger reach into their bag like that on the x-ray belt.

>>30811808
I require more alternatives.

>>30831206
It's Discord shenanigans.

>>30818871
>cucking out your own humanity
I would do it in a heartbeat. Hell, I'd become a horse here on earth if I could.

>>30830314
>Not Twilight as Captain while Pinkie teaches alien stallions about fun on the away team.

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>>30818871
Humanity is a spook.
Your mindless biological impulses only have control over you if you let them.