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Welcome everyone to the /mlp roast of Rarity. I look out over this dais and wow, I haven't seen this many guys lined up to take a crack at Rarity since....well, since last Saturday night.
But seriously, Rarity is well known around Ponyville for her generous nature. If you're rich, handsome, or have a big cock, she'll be generous with her mouth....and her pussy....and her ass.....and her friends mouths, and pussies, and asses...
Good to see Derpy here. Derps and Rarity have quite the rivalry, most people know that, but what most people don't know is the cause: Derpys ass is the only thing fatter than Rarity's unwarranted ego.
That's it for me, time to turn things over to our next roaster: Anon!
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I love cocks hehehe
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Yes, Derpy is pretty shitty. I hate how everybody in the fandom used to shill her back in 2011-2014. You couldn't walk two feet on pony-related sites without stumbling on some fucking Derpyfag making a totally original and hilarious comic about MUFFINS LMAO, or even better, a totally original tearjerker about MUH DISABILITY. All of this got old really quickly, but people just kept doing this shit over and over again, until their force finally got her back in the series as a one-off character, then they became happy and shut up, hopefully forever.
As for Rarity, I don't really care for her. She's whatever.
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