What will you get Dashie for Christmas this year

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>>30804074
absolutely nothing.

>>30804074
A jar of boiled cum.

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>>30804074
>tfw my request was drawn twice

An autographed copy of Hans-Hermann Hoppe's magnum opus, Democracy: The God That Failed.

All the cum I've been saving up in a jar for her, so she can shower using it

>>30804074

More punches for her snoot.

A shoebox filled entirely with photographs of Spiderman.

>>30804074
what >>30804080 said, i ain't giving shit to sanichorse.

Also, depictions of the Prophet Muhammad.

>>30804074
I love this artist and rarity and dash, so I hope he never stops.l

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A book: the Perfect Horse, by Elizabeth Letts.

A guide detailing how to make the best J. Jonah Jameson impression. Also J. Jonah Jameson clothes.

>>30804074
A copy of Speed on blu ray.

>>30804074
The power to taste food through her buttchecks

>>30804074
A Donald Trump wig.