Spike tries out for the hoofball team. What position does he play?

>>30800889
Benchwarmer.

Catcher

>>30800891

Why's that?

>>30800889
Cheerleader.

Just imagine his tight little dragon ass in that skirt. I'd smash.

>>30800889
The ball.

Towel boy.

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>>30800889
Tight End

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>>30800889
Wide receiver.

Referee

Oh, nvm >>30800926
I want to see his little dragon balls dingles from under the skirt and see the skirt lifting up from his twin little dicks when it's finally over and he got hard from all the eyes looking at him

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Linebacker or nosegaurd

>>30800909
He's too short and stubby to do anything. Can't run, can't catch, can't throw, can't block, can't tackle, can't even kick. All he can do is get creamed by the big stallions and mares on the other team.

>>30801535
He could be the ball. Think about it, he could use his flame breath as a makeshift engine and not only steer but accelerate himself midair.

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>>30800998

>>30801551
But that's cheating anon

>>30801164
yeah but he started out as a 'tight end'

Water boy

>>30801898
GAAAAAATORADE

Left out.

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>>30801729
No, it could be his thing. Neutral on the field, he could redirect himself, like that sphere in Harry potter. He could be worth special points for any side that wishes and manages to score with the [spoil]dragon ball.[/spoiler]

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>>30802936
What kind of hoofball are you imagining anon?

>>30800889
What position?
On his knees, in the locker room.

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>>30800889
>What position does he play?
Butt Monkey

>>30800889
The ball.

>all these niggers thinking hoofball is baseball
It's clearly fucking football.

>>30800889
Fluffer