What honestly makes you think you have any chance on getting

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>>30800075
why would i want to get with an egotistical dyke?

>>30800091
Finally a sane post from you

>>30800075
y'know, this hits me hard sometimes. I feel like I'm intelligent enough to handle higher responsibility, but I'm just not certified in anything. I have the confidence I need to try again though. I've heard online courses are the easiest route. I just feel college is brainwashing y'know?

>>30800075
That doesn't sound like Dash. She chose Tank for his unwavering commitment and loyalty, and she chose Tank over an eagle and falcon and shit because he went back and rescued her sorry ass.

>>30800075

well, it's a good thing I don't want to fuck her then.

>>30800075
She values loyalty more than any of this crap. And since she's my waifu that won't be a problem.

>>30800103
Wow, it took someone saving her life to be accepted. So all you gotta do is save her life and then you are BFF's

>>30800122
Way to miss the point of that episode, smart guy.

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>>30800109
>Rainbow Dash
>being loyal
How can anyone unironically think this after Bombs for the Factories?

>>30800075
>If you're not cool, good with sports or a /fit/ chad then you are basically a loser to her.
You mean, like Tank? Which she loves unconditionally?

>>30800075
Dykes smell like shit so no.
I don't like dykes
And knowing this one she can't read and doesn't shower.

>>30800075
The route most people tend to go is by making Dash incredibly unattractive by Equestrian standards so it's no longer you who's lucky to have her, but her lucky to have you because no stallion will touch her.
Remember, Anons don't usually want to earn their happiness in Equestria, they just want it given to them, so a lot of fics end up being blatant wish-fulfillment.

>>30800133
Tank is cool though

>>30800075
And yet she ended up doing the nasty with a cosplaying nerd who argues over a fantasy setting.

I really don't think I'll have any issues getting her to lay on her back for me.

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>>30800109
Then she should love Zephyr, since he has only eyes for her.

>>30800131
"If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country."

-EM Forester

>>30800936
That EM guy was a retard.

>>30800075
How many of her friends are cool and fit?

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Anyone have the green where Zepher tries to ask her our but she's already had a child with anon?

>>30800075
You mean like Quibble Pants?

>>30800075
>>30800995

Seriously. Quibble pants fucked her and he's a mega-dork. Opposites attract.

>>30800075
She befriended Scootaloo despite her being pretty close to the opposite of that.

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>>30800984

>>30801840
>mom ntr
die in real life

>>30800075
but she fucked that nerd in the ballpit and he was pretty much /mlp/ incarnate

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Friendly reminder

Because I wouldn't give up, faggot
I'd fight for her, and show her I'd fight for her

You're a loser because you'd give up, not because you're not fit, dumbass
Also nothing stops you from getting you ass off this chair AND getting fit, if you think that'd please her

But it wouldn't, that's not what she'd search for in a guy
Or even a 'cool' guy, she doesn't really care about this
See Tank and Quibble
She only search for passion, she wants someone that knows what he wants and loves it and loves talking about it and doesn't care what the others think about
She does want a top tho, so you need to be physically strong enough to pin her down and wrestle her into submission
She wouldn't feel fulfilled until she's whimpering your name as you bite her neck and hilt inside of her, telling her that she's yours and reminding her how much she loves that fact

>>30800099
Shut the fuck up you edgy cunt.

>dubs

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Reminder that Rainbow Dash is the best pone.

>>30802332
hello NRDT

>>30800075
Fine by me, Rainbow Dash is second rate pussy anyway

>>30801922
slut

>>30800091
Reminder no one from mane6 BESIDE Fluttershy will get a boyfriend. KEK

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>>30800099
If your worried about brain-washing then do engineering. Since alot of people are able to teach themselves the coursework via the txtbooks, most deparpments gear the materials torward getting internships and technical skills. Thus, engineering degrees are one of the easiest ways to get your foot in the upper echelons of the job market.

But if money is an issue, just learn a trade.

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>>30800984
Forgive me, I capped it on mobile and haven't felt like compiling it. It's like five parts.

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>>30805033
Part 2 of my shitty cap

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>>30805044
3/5

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>>30805050
4/5

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>>30805058
5/5

>>30805065
I feel for him I was once in his position in high school except I played it off as if I didn't care.
Let's just say tears were shed that day.

>>30805084
Sucks to get cucked my dude. Begin your Chadformation like I did and never get cucked again.

>>30805096
Thanks man
I haven't been able to like anyone so I'll survive for now.

>>30805128
Just make waifu gains anon. Literally my whole purpose in life.

>>30805379
Gains?
Also I'm sorta getting attracted to to EQG Fluttershy so idk.

>>30805385
Muscle mass gains. You don't need to get ripped, just improve your body, and confidence will follow.

>>30805431
I'll try that, I'm not overweight or anything but I don't work out.

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>>30805518
Try it. You'll feel better.

>>30800075
REJECTED

>>30800075
Rainbow Dash isn't into dudes full stop moron.

>>30805385
>No hooves
Really dude

>>30800075
I'm basically a loser to people who are way more important to me than her, so quite frankly she should just go fuck herself, because no stallion will ever want to.

>>30800091
Because you prefer shitty submissive moeblobs over strong, confident girls who will challenge you.

>>30800131
That had nothing to do with loyalty.

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>>30801922
>implying dash likes stallions

>>30800075
>Quibble Pants exists
I think we can get along after all

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>>30800075
daily reminder that zephyr copped a feel of rainbow dash's cunt

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>>30809534
reminder that these two produce extremely funny interactions and should appear together more often, but they won't because of the backlash and side characters are doomed to disappear forever anyways *cough* moondancer *cough*

>>30809704
>the backlash
What?

>>30809534
Ponies are a lot more touchy feely than people, based on the show. But even then, that's still really uncool in their world.

I always feel like he brushed over her teats or something, not necessarily over her slit.