Feels Thread

>>30794686
Do you want abused waifus, anon?
I'll hook you up.

>>30794696
>Abuse
>Any waifu but thot-pones
Not sadistic man. They deserve hugs.

>>30794738
That doesn't give you a hard on, watching others suffer what are you a faggot.

>>30794686
Pones are not for sexual, pones are for hugs only.

>>30794686
I enjoy the lewd somewhat, but it's the horses that make me come here. They're my emotional crutch. A good 50% of my thoughts are pony related. I wake up and go to sleep thinking about pony. I listen exclusively to pony music. I own several plushes and thousands of dollars in merchandise.

I come here to sate my need for pone. Most of my friends don't talk about it anymore.

>>30794788
Bruh...

>>30794788
Thousands of dollars in merchandise really, anon why would you even buy this shit?

>>30794777
trips of truth

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>>30794686
>Feels general

>>30794686
Ponies help me keep my sanity. They provide a much needed break from reality.

>>30794788
I'm pretty much the same. Thoughts of pony are never far from my mind. Like I said; it helps maintain my sanity. I have about a dozen store bought plushies. Most of my merch is in the plastic molded stuff like playsets, blind bags and funco toys. I wear pony shirts almost everyday even to work. Hell, I even have some of my merch displayed in my office. Needless to say I don't hide my power levels at all.

>>30794949
Reality the best way to start to contemplate suicide.

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Speaking of feel, can someone explain to me why I can eat a cute shaped food?, I dont know why but its already make me sad just by looking at it.

>pic related

>>30795134
Why do you feel sad looking at it.

>>30795134
>sad
????

>>30795134
I want to rip it apart with my teeth.

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>>30795138
I dont know, I just do not want to hurt it, I know its a bread, but I just cant.

>>30795142
I remember when I was a kid, my Mom give me a bread look like a bear like in the pic, I feel nothing until my Mom pull the bear head's and suddenly really big sad feeling attacking me. I cried, and my Mom try to assemble the head with a tooth stick, when I try to hold it, the bear head's fall over and its make me fucking crying.

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>>30795134
>>30795168
You can stop pretending for (you)'s now, thanks

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>>30795181
Dude I swear I not joking, I think my heart made of tissue or something, I prefer bread look like this one.

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>>30795181
I cant eat this one....

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>>30795200
God damn, that's a big fat ass

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>>30794696
>abusing ponies
you disgust me

>>30794686
i come in the hopes of free art

>>30795215
>the draw thread that is 98% shitposting and 2% delivery rate
I take it you either want more glimmer or nyx """art""" to shitpost with

>>30795200
I want to eat her ass

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>>30795230
Maybe I was too lonely when I was a kid, once I have an orange and I decide to draw a pair of eye and mouth on it, I regret my decision, its became a sad relationship.

>>30795168
>>30795193
I believe you Anon. We did that to our oldest child when he was 3 or 4 years old. My wife baked some gingerbread men and gave him one once they cooled off. He promptly bit the head off and ate it. We mockingly gasped and asked "What happened?!?". He stopped chewing, looked at the decapitated gingerbread man in his hand and started BAWLING like you wouldn't believe. It was years before he could eat a human shaped cookie again. We felt so bad about it at the time. We still tease him about it to this day of course.

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At this point, it is just to get some kind of human interaction in my life, so I suppose 'sanity'.
Funny, because I am reasonably certain this place is a part of the reason I can't deal with people well anymore.

Place is a curse.
At least it has ponies.

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>>30795246
>>30795254
captcha: stop

>>30795254
Hahah glad to hear that, I'm 29 now, live alone without my parent anymore, but still.... I had no idea how to fix this, meh whatever.

>>30794686
I dunno I feel we all want to redpill people so they can move on when it's us that's the issue. after this realization it's simply a forum to pass time and talk about mlp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P5BxfRavFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_v60IElqgQ

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>>30795151

>>30795291
Animal crackers and animal-shaped tendies?

>>30795449
I can eat those.

>>30794696
Where is this 'feels thread = abuse thread's coming from?
And why are you people still on this board? Nobody wants you shit, fuck off
Just make a general on /trash/ or smth

>>30796062
It's the same couple of kids spamming glimmer, most likely.

>>30794949
Kudos Anon...Kudos!

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>>30794686
Mobilefagging, sorry
Im pretty much of a lurker here and just browse for cute pics and greens to pass time or so.

I really dont have much friends irl or online that much anymore. Tho i mastered the arts of not givving much fucks but its really affecting, thinking to myself that im just a sad piece of shit. I dont sulk about it, i just go my way and be better.

Ahaha, i engaged a bit of drawing yesterday about ponk's panty shot and weird pose. Did a quick sketch (pic related). Thats one stop i can get out from being a lurker, and its the most getting engaged with something social. I was hoping to get more into it but maybe one day when im more used to, or try, talking here.

>>30796831
>step
Yeah, this looks pretty gay
Sorry for the opening up crap

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>>30794686
>What's on your mind, Anon?
>my ex-horsefucker little brother just made the trip up the college not even an hour ago
I held it together until he left, then I cried like I haven't cried in a long time. The only time I remember crying like that was when I got a concussion on Varsity football and doctors told me that I would never play again due to state rules.

I was so upset, and I cried so hard, but it made me happy because it only proved that I had a little brother that I loved so much. We had such a great last summer. All the pickup basketball games, late night fast-food runs, all the jokes we had. Man, I'll miss him, but I'll make sure we stay in touch.

>>30796831
That's a nice ponk, anon

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>>30796853
I'm kind of the reverse of that. I am the horsefucker at college and I miss my little brother at home.

>>30796853
>>30797100
I have an older brother and he's a wanker
:^)

>>30796853
>>30797100
>>30797111
I'm a failure of a big brother to my brother and sister ^:)

>>30794686
Who else /unistudentandhatingeveryminuteofit/ here?

>>30794686
Why is this retard9k thread here

>>30794686

I like feels and lewd.

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do you want to know what pain feels like?

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>>30797100
If it makes you feel better lad, he misses you just as much.

>>30796853
>crying over a real human
why the fuck are you even fucking here dude what the fuck, thats just pathetic. why the fuck do you care about your brother/

>>30797349
I wouldn't be certain, when my twin sister left for a week she said she cried, but I didn't notice she was gone for a few days

>>30795168
Really you feel bad for eating it I can somewhat understand killing an animal in front of you but bread shaped into animals makes you feel bad because they look cute.

>>30795291
Have you tried hunting?
If you haven't try it.
And if that's a little bit too far for you then grab some food that looks cute and just don't think about it.
When you think about it you ponder the worst situation in your head that's what makes you feel bad.

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So ya all faggots want some feels,huh? Sit down and grab a drink, night take a while...

Soo, yeah I never was a practicular fan of this franchise, I recon the beginning of all of this, after I saw PonyCraft2
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJbAT1wzS8U
I was like "he he, funny, is there moor.. oh shit there is more!" so I went through all the stuff that was made by early fandom. Never really watched the show from episode to episode, still Trixie is best pony! But the thing is, those fucking pastel animated horses were always there to cheer me up if I had a bad mood. And the music, holy shit, the music! After I've heard "For the New Lunar Republic"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0tYs5U5RI
I knew where I will be going if I will ever need a piece of some good notes. Never was dissapointed. So the years were passing by, I had my own irl stuff to do, horses were there in the back, not really paying that much attention. to them. Untill my 23th b-day. Mom and sis bought me (as a joke) Twilight plushie - like that in pic rel. I was like "ok... uhm.. thanks..?" I put her on the shelf. She was getting dusty and all. Untill some time later mom got sick, really bad. She get to hospital so me and sis were thinking how to cheer her up - and I was like "hey, let's give her that Twilight toy you familia bought me few years ago". So she had that toy with her, while there. But the thing is, she didn't make it. She passed away. After that I couldn't keep that toy. I gave it away. Whenever I was lookign at it, the fucking memories of mom lying in hospital bed, smiling with that "thanks for nice gift Anon, I will return to you shortly so we can go watch Jurassic World together in the cinema". It's been over 2 years for me and it still fucking hurts. But back to the horses. I was out of loop completely - heh, you could say that the state of the fandom was not encouraging to stay. Untill the fucking 1st of april, current year. Aye, /mlpol/.

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>>30797685
2/2

As fucking /pol/ack – sure, give it to me, why not. I was really tired of the current state of my home-board. When mods pulled that out I was like “what the fuck?!” but damn, how that turned out. /pol/ felt fresh, after time of marinating itself with fucking r*ddit morons who came there during the elections (Dolan was a mistake looking at the current state of events, go figure). 95% of them could not stand drawn animated horses being grotesquely depicted in lewd poses. Seriously, for me ( tho I was aware of clopping and all that stuff) it was fucking hilarious how some things can trigger people. It was nothing for me (sitting in /sg/ corner of /pol/, I’ve seen some solid gore footage). My sides were gone that day. Best day ever I had on 4. After that I’ve started to take up interest in those damn ponies again. Guess I have some episodes to watch. And music to listen. And once again, thanks for killing r*ddit, that one beautiful day.

>>30797254
If you're also a furry and own a fursuit, you fit the picture perfectly.

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>>30794686
I actually stopped visiting this place after my general kind of fizzled out a month or so ago.

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>>30794738
>>30795211
>>30796062
Ponies hurting elicit some of the most powerful feels since we empathize with them so much.

>>30797828
kys

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>>30797835
Yes, powerful enough to elicit that kind of response, though hopefully others are mature enough to appreciate feels for what they are rather than rechannel it into anger.

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>>30797828
>>30797847
>"It makes you feel bad so it proves you really care!"
Fuck you, fuck this logic and fuck the artists who cater to you goddamn abuse fetishists.
Drawings and stories like that fill me with nothing but sheer contempt because they are usually completely nonsensical.
That vinyl one for instance, there's clearly an established relationship with her horsebando yet he either suddenly did a complete 180' in personality or is a sociopath that purposely tricked her into a relationship only to break her heart afterwards.

>>30797828
Fuck off with your shitty green already
That shit should be considered spam with how much you post it

>>30797828
and so Anon concocted a plan to travel back in time to find the shitposter Anon in Equestria who instated such bullshit traditions in the first place and to execute him before he could pass his influence.

>>30797935
I almost never post it. Many people post it, with similar file names. I see it posted frequently, but almost always in the wrong threads where it is spam.

It belongs in feels threads, nowhere else.

Applejack has no parents because she is not real.

>>30797946
Oh, well I guess it's not spam then!
It doesn't have its place anywhere else but in >>>/trash/
Fuck off

Pone is my drug of choice. Keeps me happy in an angry world of shit. It's all I want to think about a lot of the time. I'm starting to get really fucking lonely lately. It helps me along a bit to have cute stories and cute threads about loving cute pones.

>>30794686
https://pastebin.com/mmw4fKzV

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>>30797691
>>30797685
Shit, anon.

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>>30797685
>>30797691
Thank you for sharing. Started with feel, ended with hope.
Love it.

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>>30794686

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>>30798695
STOP.

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>>30798721

>>30798738
Dude, that last one really hit me hard. I know that bitter, stomach sinking feel.

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>>30794686
Knowing that time moves on. The show will either just die out like any other show or turn into an unwatchable shitfest.
Knowing I'll never experience it like it was on my first run.

>>30797685
>>30797691
I'm sorry for your loss, Anon. It's nice to hear your story continues on a good note, though. Hopefully all goes well for you in the future.

You and I actually have remarkably similar stories regarding plushie gifts from family. Unfortunately, they both end in a similar way, too.

>>30798749
>The warm mid-summer night's breeze washed over them.
>Crickets and birds chirped around them, frogs croaked from a nearby pond.
>Human and pony were splayed out on their backs- staring up at the darkening sky.
>Luna's moon was almost at it's peak; just as the stars glittered around the crescent.
"It's a nice night, isn't it?"
>The butterflies in Anon's stomach fluttered at her voice- so full of passion, with a soft lilt at the end.
>Anon hummed his agreement.
"Hey, Anon?"
>He turned his head; hers was already looking at him.
"Yeah, Twilight?"
>She bit her lip, wide, purple eyes gleaming in the low light of the crescent moon.
"Who's your special somepony?"
>The way she said it, the soft lilting, unfamiliar accent of Equestria complimenting the sheen in her eyes left Anon with a blush.
"I uh... Well. I don't really wanna say."
>Twilight took that as an invitation to continue questioning him, a mischievous look in her eye.
"Go on then, describe her to me."
>She got closer to him. Her natural scent, of parchment and old books, reached his nose.
>Only her, Anon mused to himself.
"She's really smart."
>Anon blew out a breath through his nose, before continuing.
"She's... How do I put it? She's gorgeous. Ambitious. She's so... Impassioned, and caring, and tender. Even if she can be a little nosy or obsessive."
>Twilight's eyes sparkled at the description.
"Have you thought about asking her to be your Special Somepony?"
>Anon shook his head.
"She'd never go for someone... Like me. You know, a lazy layabout."
>Twilight's brow furrowed.
"I'm sure she'd love to be with you. You're a great guy Anon. You just have to buck up and tell her how you feel So, who is it? The way you talk about her, she must be very special to you."
>Anon hesitated; his stomach knotted. The butterflies that lingered around him when Twilight was around were trying to escape as they were fluttering in his chest.
"Well..."
>A hesitant look crossed Anon's face. It was now or never.

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Always gets me for some reason

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>>30797349
I hope so. He's my best friend, and today's his birthday. I wish I could spend it with him.

>>30799361
>Princess Celesita
Ruined it.

>>30799302
"It's.... Ah. It's you."
>Anon shut his eyes tight, his face screwing up in a mixture of relief and horror.
>He had done it.
>His cards were on the table, now.
"Oh."
>Anon flinched at her response, not daring to look at her.
>Several moments- minutes, hours, seconds- Anon couldn't tell.
>After several more lifetimes of waiting, Anon's eyes creaked open.
>The regret-filled look in her eyes took his breath away.
>Please... He thought.
>Please don't do this...
"I'm sorry, Anon, but... I'm not really sure how I feel about you. I have so much to do... But I'll still be your friend, right?"
>Twilight's embarrassed grin left a sour taste in Anon's mouth.
>He looked away; his eyes were watering.
>Not crying.
>He isn't crying.
>S-stop crying, Anon told himself.
>Stop it.
>Anon couldn't convince himself.
>A cold pit settled itself firmly in his stomach, his veins felt like they had been pumping icewater through him instead of blood.
>He was sure his face was pallor.
"Don't feel bad, Anon. I still think you're a great guy. Heh heh, maybe you can find another mare who can be your "Smart Purple Princess"? Right?"
>Anon rolled away from her, tears already blinding him. He let out a shuddering, shaky breath.
>Just trying to breath.
>The midsummer night's breeze seemed to choke him in it's sweltering heat, the crickets and frogs were almost deafening to him.
"Oh. You're already leaving?"
>Twilight sounded sad now.
>Anon couldn't get her face out of his mind, her ears flat against her skull and eyes glistening with tears unshed.
>The face he had seen time and again, trying to cheer her up.
>Acting the fool, for her.
>Anon was striding away now, wiping at his eyes with his sleeve.
"I'm sorry, Anon"
>She was just barely in his hearing range, but he ignored her.
"I really, really am."

>>30794686
I'm thinking about how i gonna make equestria real

>>30799406
Go make a rejection thread and stay there, faggot

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>>30797247
>Don't forget to refer a friend (or 3) and secure your place in our 5v5 CS:S championship/tournament!

Last online: 6 years ago.
1992-2011

>>30798358
I really liked that story.thanks for share.

>>30795358

Since she runs on Pinkie Logic, Ponka's gonna put herself back together again as soon as it's humorously productive to do so.

>>30799856
>feels thread
>XD GO SOMEWHERE ELSE WITH THAT, FAGGOT XD XD XD
kill yourself.

>>30799867
thanks lad

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>>30799406
Is there more because that was getting good

>>30799936
I actually just wrote it on the spot. I guess I could write more if you want.

>>30799941
Yes continue it would be much appreciated

>>30799406
>Anon's path away from Twilight was unfocused.
>He staggered around in the dark, his eyes still blinded even as he tried wiping away the tears obscuring his vision.
>The icy pit in his stomach lingered, as did the sour taste in his mouth.
>Anon's sight was robbed of him; both by his sleeves and the tears carving mile-wide paths down his face.
>He arrived unthinkingly to his home, at the very edge of the Everfree.
>A small affair, a living room and kitchen, and a bedroom and bathroom.
>Anon stumbled into his living room, a chocked sob slipping past him.
>He collapsed heavily in his arm chair.
>Anon rubbed the last of his tears away with another quick flick of his sleeve.
>Anon glanced around the room- books were piled high, from floor to ceiling- and felt even worse.
>Twilight had lent him those books.
>The thought of the purple pony sent a twisted feeling into his gut, his chest, his very mind.
>More than a little guilt, of taking her time and expecting something he knew would never happen.
>The thought made him rest his head in his hands
>It was unfair to expect Twilight would ever love a lazy loser like him.
>Grief; at both the rejection, and the subsequent feeling of hatred he harbored for her
>She was his best friend, and he Hated her.
>Anon bit his lip to distract himself.
>Rage and hopelessness seemed to build inside him.
>Twisting in his chest, like a fire storm burning at his heart, and a pounding heartache from inside his ribcage.
>Anon's shoulders shook with grief, his very frame was wracked with an almost palpable bitterness and anger.
>This is what he got, for coming to Equestria
>This was not his heaven
>It was his Hell.

>>30800053
Do you write often because this is really good story is this the end of the story because I would love to see more

>>30800074
yeah I have a few stories.
https://pastebin.com/u/Sadnon
hope you enjoy. That's the end of this story, I don't really have anywhere else to go with it.

>>30800083
Well thanks for the read will look that other stories

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https://youtu.be/xzILUpaTtbc

>"Come home, my little humans."

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Depresso expresso bump.

>>30799361
P.S.
You mind telling us where you got Spike's egg? I mean, it's really messed up you were letting a bunch of foals test their magic out on it.
That's like, child endangerment, right?

>>30795200
Half of it is fondant, you wouldn't want to eat it anyway.

>>30797277
Grad student here. Counting the weeks till this bullshit is over

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>>30798503
Thanks, maybe I will go into some spirit uplifting fan-fics now? ;^)
>>30799272
Condolences, pham. When sis proposed that she will buy me a Trixie plushie recently I was like "remember how that turned out previously after certain period of time? Exaclty, let's not tempt the fate". And on the topic of hope? Well, some of us who enjoyed /mlpol/ took it further. I wonder how our "project" will turn out.
Oh and thanks to one dedicated drawfag that happened also to browse /sg/ on /pol/ I've found my 2nd best pony. ;^)

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>>30799860
>In university
>One of my friends from high school stopped going on Steam
>Assumed it was because he lost his virginity and was slowly becoming well adjusted
>8 months pass, still not on Steam
>Messages like "RIP" appear on his profile page, assume they're just jokes
>Finally check his Facebook page and learned he committed suicide
>My phone's Steamapp has the last conversation we had, which was a week before he killed himself
The conversation was just normal one we'd have about vidya and the annoying people in it.

>>30799302
>>30799406
>>30800053
>go to Equestria to get away from the pain and hurt of Earth
>pain and hurt still follow you to Equestria
God damn, man.

>feels page9 man

>>30801231
I dont understand the headcanon that when you leave Earth your troubles- like being fat lazy stupid etc- no longer exist, and that somehow travelling into a world full of ponies means any of them will find you attractive, when even your own species didnt.

>>30802459
Difference cultural standards. Also the fact that you're a new novelty from the pony perspective.

>>30802459
But what if you are just lazy, and aren't fat and stupid?

Thank God for working out because it saved me from being fat.

>instantly being attractive
Yeah, haha, no. As powerful as my mustache is...it's not that powerful.

>>30802717
You are me. Mustache too.

>>30794686
If I could feel then I wouldn't need ponies.

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>>30802459
Personally speaking i'm considered lazy because my passion is magic, which is a fictional field in our reality.
I spend all my time studying different magical systems in books, anime and vidya and trying to figure out the underlying mechanics that the writers of that particular work didnt expand on for whatever reason.
Dark and Light having innate pull / push traits respectively is one conclusion i've found is universal, even in our own reality.
Black holes and Stars are perhaps the most extreme examples of such.
One is so dark that nothing escapes if they get too close, not even light, the fastest thing we're aware of.
The other emit so much energy that we can see it with the naked eye despite being so far away that, even though it travels at the fastest speed we are currently aware is possible, we only see the physical evidence millions upon millions of years AFTER it's 'present' state.
The duality both tend to share in fiction is also present, as stars of suffcient mass can become black holes, and black holes are perhaps necessary in order for large galaxies to form, cause stars themselves to form from attracted nebula and subsequently form solar systems and provide the circumstances for Life as we know it to form.

I could quite literally talk for days about this subject, but as it's not practical it's nothing more than a lazy mans hobby rather than something i can base a career on.

>>30802859

Meanwhile, my understanding of criminology is almost useless in Equestria.

>In before you show up as an earth pony, and I show up as a unicorn

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>>30802887
Their world has functional alchemy as evidenced by zecora, and earth ponies have -some- form of magic even if it's more vague than their counterparts so i'd probably make do.
There's also the possibility of symbolic / rune magic, as even though it was an imagined hypothetical we've seen evidence of magic circles.
>my understanding of criminology is almost useless in Equestria.
Not nessesarily, just because we dont see it that often doesnt mean crime is nonexistant, it's probable that magic just makes the whole process a lot harder for criminals than it is on earth and a pony with ciminology for a special talant would only help that.
Imagine if there was a spell for preventing someone from telling lies, a blacklight spell or a spell that can help with memory recall.
Think of all the possible hangups that a criminal investigation can run into, and then realise that equestrian magic tends to only be limited by imagination and individual power levels.

>>30802985

My understanding of criminology would certainly need adjustment through experience and study, however, to be applicable to Equestria.

Some theories such as 'Routine Activities' and 'Labeling' would apply straight away, but the building blocks of many things would need replaced as many basic assumptions would not carry.

>>30794788
Do you normally dream about ponies? I had several ponies dreams lately and they tend to be quite bizarre.

>>30803055
Do tell.

>>30803856
On my latest dream, me and my now ex-BF (I broke with him the day after I had this dream) buy an inflatable house which is small in the outside but it's giant inside. As in, it actually teleports which allowed to travel to beaches and even a copy of Rome, all inside the house. Problems arise when Trixie and Twilight show up and they start brainwashing Mr. BF, treating him like a king and putting him against me. I make a complaint at the store that sold me the house, asking them to take it away. They tell me I need the original receipt, and when I go back to the house I find it conveniently laying on the kitchen table. Fearing it might be a trap, I try to run away only for Trixie to send a Borderlands-style psycho to burn me with fire. I run away and when he's about to catch me, a kevlar-armour wearing soldier catches him and breaks his neck, only to call more soldiers to destroy the house thereafter.

>>30804206
Damn, I prefer my dreams with nuclear exchange. No pastel drawn horses included.

>>30803055
Not once.

>9
you'd think retards would turn this into a gag by now.

>>30801231
Pain is a constant. It'll always be back.

>>30801231
That's why you have to make those who have hurt you suffer even greater.

For example let's take Twilight here, you know what I would do if I was in this anons place I would help someone who is invading Equestria take over the kingdom and make Twilight see me execute Princess Celestia and keep her crown to remind her what she made me feel.
Don't say Celestia can't die I know.

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>>30805838
I haven't read anything this edgy since...
I'm struggling to think of anything.

>>30805859
It is edgy that's the whole point probably went a little over board but you cant really understand being rejected by the one you strive for your whole life.

>>30805870
>you cant really understand being rejected by the one you strive for your whole life.
Did stacy reject you?

>>30805894
No
But I can imagine what it can feel like I have been cucked before but those girls really weren't my 'type' but it did hurt and then eventually it turns to anger and I start hating them wanting everything bad happen to them but after some time I learn to forgive and forget except if I ever find the one I love.
I feel the anger would overcome me.

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>>30805909
>I feel the anger would overcome me.
Oh anon, you're such a troubled, misunderstood individual.

>>30794686

the lewd. duh.
i want to see rainbow dash's anus.

>>30805918
Hahaha if only I could ignore my anger.
How do you do it I can't for the life of me control my anger.

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>>30805925

>>30805929
Are you going to tell me?

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>>30805932
Stop being such an edgy, attention seeking, probably underage pleb.

>>30805944
I feed off of attention I need your attention anon I can only live with it.

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>>30805956
Take one (1) (You)

>>30805960
As long as you keep feeding my addiction I'll take the (You) anytime.

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>>30805967

>>30805971
You have beautiful eyes you know that, anon.

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30805967
is summer over yet?

>>30805982
y-you too

This is the last (You) you'll get from me

>>30805987
Too late I have enough to stroke myself a new one.

>>30803055
I dream fucking anime girls, and it makes me mad because I want it to be ponies and I haven't figured out lucid dreaming yet.

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>tfw greens about being rejected by her make me feel good because at least there isn't the crushing sadness because she isn't real

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>>30795181
>(You)fags trying to derail a Feels Thread
I TOLD YOU ALL THAT ENABLING (YOU)FAGGOTRY WOULD ONLY DESTROY /mlp/
I WAS RIGHT, GODDAMMIT

Another day.

>>30806980
You know as well as I she'd never reject us. because shes not real

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>>30809438
D-don't s-s-say that, Anon.

Would you rather
>live in equestria in all it's glory, paradisic state but everyone thinks you are weird so you don't have any real friends
Or
>live a sucessfull life on earth, till the whole planet goes to shit someday in your lifetime.

>>30812349
Hermit in Equestria.