/jim/ - Jim Miller General #1

>>30788984
Is it possible to get a greentext from Jim himself?

>>30788984
What's wrong with Jim anyway? I thought you liked watching a show for little girls. If anything you should praise him for keeping everything targeted toward the target audience.

>>30789005
> Hi, Jimpostor Syndrome!

Nope. Nope, show writing quality is not dropping into oblivion. Right, Jimbo?

>>30788984
You are a Big guy

I already saw you Big Jim Miller.

>>30788984
Jim did nothing wrong. He's obviously the only sane person on the team that recognizes the original purpose of the show and doesn't pander to autismos. He's the slap of reality this fandom needs

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>>30788984
>Hey, Larson, is this your script for the new episode?
Yes, yes it is.
>Do you mind if I make some 'creative changes'?
W-what do you mean?
>Okay well so first of all Starlight will replace Spike's character as Twilight's companion and then we will insert this bunch of ponies who are like disgusting bronies that will shout at Futtersh...
*Larson starts thinking about Pennyroyal Academy's movie adaptation and how much money he's going to make*
>... and then Starlight will save the day bringing those two fillies to the castle. So what do you think?
Great, great, sure, go ahead.

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>>30789073
Jim is truly a genius

>>30789056
It was suppose to be for kids to watch with their parents. But he turned it into a show for kids to watch alone.

>>30788984
>some random evening in the near future
>"The Jim" sitting on a chair in his livingroom
> thinking about how to fuck the show up even more
>(thinking intensifies)
>actually can't think of anything, as the show is rockbottom already
>"The Jim" smiles
>he succedet in his mission
>for the first time in decades he smiles
>his masters must be proud of him
>taking down the pinacle of human creativity all by himself
>not an easy task
>had to deal with all those filthy human "writers" already working on the show before he could actually do anything
>the hardest part was getting rid of that blasted Faust
>silly little thing, thought she could make a show appealing to both younger and older audiences
>not on his watch
>not if "The Jim" had anything to say about that
>as he sat there, lost deep in thoughts of nostalgia, he nearly missed the quiet humming sound comming from outside
>just as he noticed it, the grin on his face turned even bigger
>they had come to bring him back
>to reward him for his great deeds
>to make sure that "The Jim" will always be remembered in history as the one that ended Faust and destroyed her masterwork

[SPOILER] first time actually writing any type of green, i know it's shit, don't go to hard on me desu [/SPOILER]

>>30789663
Also apparently to stupid to spoiler

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>>30789663
>The Jim

>>30789663
Very nice for your first one, but use something like thinking_intensifies.jpg instead of (thinking intensifies).

>>30789681
Thx my dood

>>30789687
if you have to use anything like parenthesis, use these instead [ ]