So thorax came all the way to ponyville to tell spike he had

>>30788605
That bug stag is a fag

>>30788605

Actually, he was depressed and really needed someone to talk to.

>>30788612
This.

They couldn't make him more fruity even if they tried

>>30788615
Only fags get depressed

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>>30788612
>>30788616
>neck gems
>neon jolly rancher acid trip color scheme
>meek beta voice like a mouse farting

>>30788617
When you're extremely sensitive to the emotional states of others, it's far more easy to get depressed. Depression can ravage a changeling hive like a plague if not properly managed. That's part of the reason Queen CrystalShits was so gung-ho about taking over the world or whatever. Yeah it was about food, but it also gave her changelings something to look ahead to: things may be shit now, but don't feel bad about it, 'cause we're about to be on top BAY-BEE!

>>30788605
Indigestion from all the cock he's been taken maybe. Stag fag was just trying to get the dragon D

>>30788663
>Indigestion from all the cock he's been taken maybe
That's what happens when the only female in the Hive leaves

>>30788612
>"stag beetle"

He just wanted Spikes cock.

FUCK OFF TO /HHH/ AND TAKE THIS GAY SHIT WITH YOU

>>30788687
t. faggot

>>30788687
t. "straight" Brony

>>30788605
Did you watch the episode? It was because there was a group of Changelings who weren't respecting his leadership. He's just the type of guy to complain about other minor stuff too to his friends.

>>30788671
I can see Thorax bottoming for his sexually frustrated subjects. Maybe that was the "reward" for good behavior he was talking about in Triple Threat?

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>>30790066
Female beetles often sustain heavy injuries during sex. Bottoming for changelings would be literally butt-devastating.

>>30788605
He also wanted to talk about his sleeping habits.
You know, bro stuff.

>>30790079
Since they're a mix between bugs and horses they could just as likely have a horse penis.

>>30790079

>comparing a fantasy bug-pony with a beetle

Leave. And take your autism with you.

>>30790094
I just want my anatomically accurate stag beetle penises.

I wonder if Spike and Big Mac would invite Thorax to a game of Ogres and Oubliettes.

>>30788605
>goes to Spike for advice on how to deal with a leadership issue
>not Twilight, not Celestia, not even Cadence
>fucking Spike

>>30790094
And I suppose you like ponies with human vaginas and dicks too?

>>30788605
Long range cumshot.

>>30790186

Never said that, even though back in my day -- 2010 - 2011 -- that was the norm, before the influx of autistic kids wanting real pony vags.

I'm fine with anatomically correct ponies, as long as they don't mirror their real-life counterparts 100%. It's off-putting and weird -- like slapping a chimp vagina on a human woman.

But a beetle dick on some creature who happens to look like a cross between a bug and a pony? That's stupid.

>>30790151
To be fair Spike is his best friend making the subject easier to talk about.

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>>30788671
>>30790066
>changelings are a matriarchal species
>their females have developed ovipositors
>the job of the males is to impregnate the female by letting them mount their cock holes
>when the males orgasm,they produce the sperm which proceeds to climb up the ovipositor to the eggs
>once properly fertilized,the female lays the eggs inside the males cock hole which hae developed a special compartiment for egg storing
>due to this unusual sexual state,the males have become extremely submissive while the females are the ones who dominate

>>30790252
>wanting realistic pony vaginas is autistic

Go back to Equestria Daily you normie scum.