Death by Helium Bag

No, you are dead. You will not go to Equestria after death.

>>30788566
Daily reminder that suicides don't make it to Equestria.

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>>30788727
Prove it by demonstrating for us.

>>30788566
Upon death, all electrical activity within the brain ceases and bacteria begin breaking down your body.

>>30788566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOY-jJeOeBk

>>30788566
You will wake up.... in hospital.... with severe brain damage...

If you believe you will, you will

or maybe not, I don't know

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>>30788566
That's what all brony and pegasister dream...

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>>30788566
Just drink 3 bottles of soy sauce
You'll die of sodium overdose and it'll be delicious

>>30789007
I always figured I'd gain 300 pounds, eat nothing but cheese for two weeks, induce constipation and then jump off a building into a busy street.

>>30789007
That doesn't sound so bad, what will it feel like?

>>30789137
Dehydration, muscle spasms, nausea, confusion, bleeding around the brain, coma, and finally death.

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I just want to live in Ponyville or Canterlot for eternity.

>>30788566
Only if you were thinking about it when you were dying.

>>30788566
Don't waste helium you cunt, also helium containers are often proofed against suicide. Use nitrogen.

>>30789129
>elevator is out of order
Fuck!