Are you /fit/ enough for your waifu, or are you currently a fat

>>30787044
I'm a spoopy skeleton tbqh
I've never had any drive to get /fit/ because I'd have to heavily bulk to get any muscle at all

>>30787055
Better than being a lardass

>>30787055
Ohai, brother.
Spoopy pale skeleton here too.

I'm stronk my moma every day makes me eat frost flakes to be strong like my daddy and because she did it i have big muscles and vitamins

I am fat, but I lack a neckbeard. Recently though I've really had this drive to get /fit/ because I don't want to die and than still be my fatass self in equestria.

>>30787044
I'm in good shape, I run almost nightly and sometimes run marathons.

I have decent muscle mass, but I've never actually worked out. Thinking of starting next year, as then I'll have a fair bit more free time.

Doing it all for her.

>>30787044
Average build, used to be ottermode but I started uni and stopped going to the gym.
Thanks /fit/.

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>>30787044
I look like a somewhat muscular skeleton I can't seem to keep any mass.
I don't really enjoy eating food like normal people. Probably cause I'm depressed or something.


pls help

>>30787044
Soon I will be one-quarter ton beardwizard.

Wish me luck, boys.

6'4 218 pounds, not as /fit/ as I'd like to be but I unload trailers 5 days a week so I can't complain. I plan on getting into the gym in September, my brother is a total Chad and want me to go with him. So who knows where I'll be in a couple of months.

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>>30787103
>Doing it all for her.
Tell me about it.

But also because I'm trying to get into policing and have a bit of a pudge, so I need to get off the vidya and make some changes. I've literally never been in a gym before.

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>>30787147
What spell are you going to cast first?

>>30787162
I will attempt to open a portal to Equestria.

Failing that, I will raise an army of wookiees from my beard hairs and take over the planet. They will erect golden statues of my waifu in every major city. Those who resist will be gassed with cheeto dust. Then I will terraform the land and create Mount. Dew upon which I will place my throne, not of gold and jewel but a heavy duty couch recliner. The people of Earth will pay me tribute in plushies and Lunchables or else be struck down either by weaponized autism or pure agony as I curse the tags in the back of their pants to become really really itchy.

A new religion will spring forth with me as humanity's one true god. They shall call it Dinduism. It'll be a hoot.

Yes. Former high school football player and still hit the gym four times a week.

>>30787044
somewhere in between. slight pudge but more or less average in weight and appearance. could stand to tone up.

>>30787055
lift brother, the call of equestria and their everlasting friendship command you to grow strong and love yourself.

First responder, so i gotta keep the lifts up so I can save those babies and whatnot.
>I wonder if she will think I'm cool.

>>30787296
Fire? Paramedic?

You asked it while the amerifats are still sleeping so these results are not accurate

>>30787044
I go for 4 mile runs each day but don't do much else.

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>>30787455
>sleeping

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>>30787044
kinda muscle skele but working out and eating more recently, could lift a few rocks.

I weigh 180 pounds and am 5 foot 9. I don't have a huge stomach sticking out or rolls of fat though despite my rather high weight. I use to be very skinny until I started taking my depression medication which made me gain 40-50 pounds. I'm relatively healthy though. I get plenty of walking in on account of living in the city and I actively ride my longboard for fun. I of course would rather the weight go down so that there's more of a buffer between healthy and obese. No neckbeard here or anything like that though so there's that goin for me.

Am I fit enough for Applejack though? I could be of help around the farm but I definitely lack the muscles to lift as much as Big Mac.

>>30787044
I think I would be able to handle my waifu's, Applejack, work. It would be hard and tiring. But sharing a cool glass of cider at the end with her would be worth it.

Skellington here, cursed to lurk 4chan at least 90% of my free time each day. No time for workouts, or eating.

>>30787044
>falling for the /fit/ meme
ISHYGDDT
Bmi says I'm normal and that's everything I need.
>inb4 but girlz liek it

>>30787044
I weigh twice as much as what the "ideal" body weight should be for my height

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>>30787055
This.

But I don't care since I hc that once I die I'll go to Equestria as a ripped chadly motherfucker.

>>30787044
neither, I'm a skinny bastard and have been my entire life

>>30787044

>Not really working out, but doing a lot of physicall work and generally active.
>Training martial arts for few years now
>In hand wrestling can defeat goys who go to gym for quite some time
Bretty ok, I would say

>>30787044
>Are you /fit/ enough for your waifu, or are you currently a fat slob?
Somewhere in between I guess.

I'm not in particularly good shape right now, but I'm not a slob either. Though it wouldn't take long for me to build that little bit of muscle and lose that little bit of fat I would need to to have an attractive body. Maybe a year, or a little less. Your standards of attractive may vary.

For the record 6'1" 180lbs, at my worst I was 250lbs.

>Are you a poster child of the fat, neckbearded stereotype?
Again, not really all that fat, but I do have a pretty decent beard going on right now. So it really depends on how you define neckbeard. It's as thick under my jawline as it is on it and on my face.

I should probably shave it, since everyone says I have an attractive face and they hate to see me cover it up with hair, but I can't be bothered desu.

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>>30787044
I'm about 20lb too fat but I can get 2/3/4 for reps and a ~20 min 5k. Used to be a 300lb sack of shit but I'm gonna make it brehs.

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>>30787044
6'1", 150Ibs hungry skeleton who only does cardio three times a week.

I'd enjoy being /fit/, but I lack the drive to git /fit/ and the appetite to put on an extra 50-60Ibs (can't git /fit/ if you don't get those calories up in you)

Would you rather marry an anorexic skeleton or an obese slob?

>>30787044
I'm so fit you'd puke.

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>>30789460
Do you look like Rich Piana

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>>30789453
>Marrying 3DPD

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>>30789460