Equestria at a cost

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>>30784828
Suri Polomare. This doesn't sound that different from what a relationship with her would be in regular Equestria anyway, and I already want that.

>>30784828
Does Zecora count as pony?

>>30784828
Marble Pie because she is too shy and quiet, she won't demand me anything except leave her alone. I'll do anything i want, starting by throwing holder's boulder to the cliff and run as fast as i can

>>30784891
She would give limestone permision to kill you though.

>>30784828
>portal to Equestria
>EQG picture

Kill yourself

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>>30784828
I'd go with Tree Hugger, how bad could it be?

>>30784909
I couldn't find one that worked. This is the best I could do. I'll keep your advice in mind, though! :)
>>30784854
Zecora absolutely counts. As long as they're female, it works

>>30784911
quality taste

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>>30784938

>>30784947
DESU, Treehugger wouldn't know what to do with a slave, the most she'd do is sent you to get more munchies.

>>30784960
I meant DESU. Why did it say Desu?

>>30784968
T B H Not Desu!!

>>30784960
>Awe man, but like dude. The store is all the way over there man.

>>30784971
Desu

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>there are people alive right now who wouldn't pick Celestia

so like RGRE but on drugs?

>>30784989
>Celestia want snu-snu

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>>30784989
It's not that I wouldn't want her, but she seems like she'd be a real ballbreaker if you were her slave.

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>>30784968
Are you like, new or something? Because you seem pretty new desu senpai.

>>30784911
>spend all day hunting down weed for her.
No thanks.

>>30784911
This, she's probably the least likely to be abusive

>>30785068
Probably doesn't even know who moot is baka

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>>30784935
Pic related. Muscly, but unf.

>>30785011
I kind of actually think she'd be one of the gentler, more tolerable Mistresses to have. Thinking about others seems to be a basic part of her nature; I can't see her being needlessly harsh. If there's an issue, she'd give it a fair hearing-out before making a decision. Heck, even if she has an insatiable appetite I'd still see the sex as being more gentle and cuddly than anything else.

Plus, doing every part of her personal life - cooking, making the entire Royal Quarters, etc - simply isn't feasible for one person; I'm more likely to be a sort of personal assistant or majordomo. Hours are still going to be pretty shit - she rises with the dawn, obviously - but it'll be much, much more acceptable than, say, being Applejack's slave.

Plus it puts me in a good position to psychologically manipulate the land's highest ruler, so that when I start the revolution she'll be to conflicted on what to do before it is to late.

>>30784828
Fluttershy
She can't even control an asshole bunny, I'd basically be a free man who mooches off her.

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>>30785225
You make a lot of good points but knowing me if I was a slave I would definitely be the type that has to be broken in, and being broken in by a sun goddess sounds like it's gonna be rough.

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>>30785252
>Whatever pony you choose WILL be hard on you, you are her property.
>Fluttershy
Enjoy coping with her constant rage and/or mindrape eyes, you glorious winged faggot.

>>30785295
See, I'm a plotter. I'd roll with the situation initially, and start trying to work my way into her head later.

Of course knowing Sunhorse, she'd out-plot me - she's a lot more experienced at it than I am - but maybe even just the fact that her servant who really does seem to care for her and even enjoy her presence is ultimately unable to tolerate slavery would influence her thoughts.

>>30785349
What's the point of having a choice if every female in this world is the same abusive bitch?

>>30784968
Why is desu filtered?

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>>30785086
Hunting it? She probably grows the damn stuff. I bet she totally knows how to forage for wild shroom too. Plus I doubt Equestria has our draconian drug laws.

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>>30784828
Coco. She'd be mean in public to maintain her image, but she'd be nice and sweet in private, and that's make it all worth it..

>>30785394
>"is nice to have a gentleman like you sir, your member is really soft"

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>>30784828
Sounds fun but It would get boring. Also what if she has pony aids?
In all seriousness It wouldn't be the same. I want a nice huggable waifu not a dominatrix also I'm alpha as fuck and any change like that would result in a fist fight. But if I had to choose it would be twilight sparkle, no wings lots of sarcasm and snooty remarks as she trys to break my will.

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>>30784968
Lurk moar new fag

>>30785471
>alpha as fuck
>alpha
ok

>>30784828
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
How did you figure out my fetish?

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>>30785498
Reminds me of this thread

You had me until 'WILL be hard on you'
Why?
How could she?
Would there be some strange force coming from the cosmos that would change her and make her act completely out of character with me?

That's retarded Anon, fuck you and your shitty prompt
Why would I even want to go to Equestria and get to be my waifu's slave if she ends up NOT being my waifu in the first place

>>30785772
I had an idea, about ponies capturing and enslaving humans, and fitting with an augment that allows them to remotely control their movements and instantly have their thoughts broadcast to their owner, but leave their minds intact, so instead of just using them like a sex toy the ponies will instead slowly break them down until they'll willingly obey orders and crave pussy all the time

>>30785913
So technically not mind control

>>30785751
Oh ya
I was gonna post that but I couldn't find it

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>>30785376
>abusive Fluttershy is the same as abusive Twilight
>passive aggressive vs mind games
Yeah, no.

They're hard on you because that's what you're for. They regard males more as objects than people, just like real world slaves. Too many of you fags were complaining about your waifu not treating her personal SLAVE like an equal, so I felt the need to remind you what a slave actually is.

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>>30784828
>Equestria
>Mares
>Posts barbie
Ebic

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Twilight. At least I'm not her only slave. That's half the work, and I get a dragon bro to hang with to boot!

>>30784828
Noone. I will become a crazy male hermit who rapes mares like there's no tomorrow. And to I'll be on top, too.

>>30784960
>>30784968
>>30784971
baka desu senpai

>>30789786
Good luck with that.

>>30784828
Doesn't the RGRE thread already exist?

>>30789966
RGRE is mostly about anon and his harem of horny mares.