I want to eat Twilight's boogers

>>30783295
Nice slide thread, cocksleeve.

>>30783321
why thank you. I do my best.

>>30783295
>ywn tackle Twilight in the street
>her eyes will never widen in surprise and horror as she realizes what's about to happen yet again
>she will never writhe and thrash beneath you, desperately pleading for you to leave her alone
>ywn gently pinch her muzzle closed
>she will never screw her eyes shut, squeezing tears out down her cheeks, as she realizes that she's powerless to stop you
>ywn trace your tongue along her muzzle as she wimpers pathetically and fruitlessly tries to turn away
>ywn decide to cut the foreplay short
>ywn wrap your lips around her muzzle, completely enveloping her mouth and nose
>ywn begin to suck
>she will never twitch and squirm at the disgusting sensation of the contents of her sinuses being sucked out
>ywn greedily gulp down her delicious mucus
>ywn complete clean out her dirty little snootle
>she will never lay limply below you as you pull back and release her
>ywn give her a little peck on the lips and thank her for the meal
>she will never quietly sob as you get up, dust yourself off, and head off with a spring in your step
>onlookers will never wonder why she didn't simply teleport away as she composes herself, pulls herself onto her hooves, and goes about her day as if nothing happened