Would you adopt a filly / colt, /mlp/? If so, which one?

>>30777499
Not one whose parents / legal tutors are still alive, for starters.

>>30777499
wow edgy

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>>30777499
All of them. Except Featherweight, Snips/Snails, and that fat gray colt in the back right.

>>30778700
I would adopt them then sell them to organ robbers I'll make thousands, of these little shits.

>>30778708
diabelsko

>>30777517
So you want to adopt Scootaloo?

>>30778816
I wonder if we're ever going to get an episode about her family. Someone confirmed some time ago, that they are alive and just don't give a fuck about their daughter.

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>>30778700
This chart needs an upgrade.

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Duh

>>30777499
I'd adopt a filly and make her my qt daughteru
>ywn adopt a filly
>ywn brush her mane
>ywn hold her close to calm her during thunderstorms
>ywn cuddle her in public and embarrass her
>ywn play with her for hours on end
>ywn read her bedtime stories and tuck her into bed at night
>ywn be woken by her with breakfast in bed
>ywn be looked on with admiration by other ponies for adopting a foal who otherwise wouldn't have a home
>ywn show her your own hobbies and have someone to geek out over them with
>ywn be pushed by her into dating her lonely teacher
>ywn watch with pride as she gets her cutie mark
>ywn raise her to be a proper young filly
>ywn watch her grow older into a confident mare
>ywn watch her raise a family of her own with all the skills and parenting you taught her
>ywn be blessed with dozens of foal grandchildren to play with anew
>ywn lie on your deathbed with your daughter and grandchildren and great grandchildren beside you knowing that you gave her and them the best life you could have

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>>30780226
Why even live?

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>>30780193

you mexicans

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>>30777499

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>>30777499

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>>30780423

>>30777499
four so far: Scoots, Lily Longsocks, Dinky Hooves, Bubblegum Brush.

>>30780423
Would you help her with her books?

>>30777499
I wouldn't any because i would make one first.

>>30777499
I want to become the filly!

>>30777499
I would love to adopt a filly

>>30780918
>>30780696
get out pedo

>>30780935
no u

>>30780976
first you, and go back to your contaminent thread

>>30780226
UPVOTED

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>>30778816
Yes.

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>>30780935
You can love a filly without needing to make it sexual.

>>30780696
There's a thread for that. >>30720646

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There are so many fillies I want to adopt.

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>>30781832
Excuse me, that's MY filly. I'll put a collar on her so you heathens know she already has a home.

>>30781944
MOOOOOOOOOOOODDSS

>>30782276
Oh good, someone already notified the mods to do their fucking jobs and permaban anyone posting haber's fuck awful OC

>>30781944
Don't creampie the fillies.

>>30781006
Why do you feel the need to always come to these threads and say things you know are stupid?

>>30782342
how far will he get until he gets got?

>>30781944
>>30782342
You're already a dead man posting, might as well keep going.

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>>30777499
Nyx

>>30782342
>turning a scooter into a unicycle

>>30782930
>they'll delete porn but not the glimmer spam
thanks, guys, I know you need all those lulzy screencaps for reddit

>>30777499

Whichever one needed it most...so probably Scootaloo or a Griffon cub?

>>30783019
>last frame isn't her asking to call you dad
Tbh still the first fanfic to get me to tear up

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Can crystal fillies break? Adopting one could be dangerous.

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>>30783728
You have to be careful when handling them, especially when performing the rite of passage to them.

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>>30784492
At least cleaning them will be easy.

>>30780542
>Would I help her with her books
I'd carry her and her books

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>>30777499
I would adopt Peachy Pie. She's cute and perfect.

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Filly!

get out pedos

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>>30788674

>>30788722
Why does filly run?

>>30790189
To come see their new daddy

>>30790189
She spotted you. The end is near.

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Why are they called fillies anyway?

>>30791477
It's an instruction.

>>30791477

because you're supposed to fill them.

i said, pedos are annoying

>>30791705
Don't worry Anon, those are ancient dragons in disguise as fillies.

>>30791921
and those dragons are not from mexico

>>30794410
Remove ball
Add blush

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>>30777499
>adopt a horse
True autism

>>30777499
A colt (filly).

>>30792430
Fillies are adorable

>>30778833
Wasn't there some rumor of her parents being lesbians or is that pure bullshit and we don't know.

>>30780696
>>30781820
There is a better thread for that >>30785451

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>>30792430
What did Babs say to make filly lose concentration?

>>30794929
>>30780696
There's an even better thread for that >>30791144

>>30794591
But Anon, that's lewd

>>30794663
not only autism, pedos are worse than autism.

I would adopt Silver Spoon in a fucking heartbeat

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>you will never be in this situation

>>30795790

I would kiss a filly right in her lips

>>30799156
Which lips would you kiss?

>>30799156
Only if she's my daughter

>>30781006
Fuck you. Containment generals make this board stale and boring. I'll take random one-off threads like this over a boring-general thread #2,345,543 filled with nothing but
>bump
>bump
>random pic bump
>bump
>random reply
>bump
>bump

>>30782728
>>30799479
and?

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>>30794591
>>30794410
k

>>30780696
I will adopt you, anon.

>>30799945
Cute and slightly lewd.

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>>30799945
lewd

>>30799945
Amazing

>>30801812
Sorry. I only adopt healthy fillies. Need to keep the family name going

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Make sure you form a bond with your newly adopted filly.

>>30803699
I didn't know playing with a filly's hooves had such a strong impact on them

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>>30803699
>instant life bond

>pedos still believing

>>30801812
>>30802949
Best we could do is kill her and cut her up and feed her to the dogs and use her ground up bones as fertilizer.

>>30805724
I think there's something wrong with your wings, filly.

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>>30805056
Don't harm the filly, you monster.

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>>30780226
Sounds like you don't have realistic expectations about how difficult raising a foal/child will be.

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>>30777499
Mmm...

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>>30794877
>parents
>lesbians
Pick one, and only one.

>>30777499
Why is she looking at me like that? Does she not know that's erotic?

>>30810879
Maybe she does

>>30810965
Then she's a naughty filly

>>30809650
I want to adopt all of them

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>>30812980

>>30816303
I just noticed that the one on the left doesn't have a matching tail and mane

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>>30778816
>>30781101

step off m8 we already got this covered.

>>30816670
Is it weird that when I saw this, that I immediately thought it was Hotline Miami?

>>30816394
Yeah she's a very ugly filly.

>>30817167
That's because it is Jacket from Hotline Miami.

>>30812980
>>30816303

I really want to kiss those two

>>30817209
Well then

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>>30817185
No she's not.

go back to your cesspool, you pedos.

>>30819702
I'm going to side with that Anon, that is OC tier color scheme

>>30791620
Fill with what?

>>30822809
Hugs

>>30822809
for pedos

>>30822809
Semen, of course.

>>30777499

Pumpkin and Pound after their parents die in a terrible Pinkie accident.

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>>30791454
Brace the door!!

>>30780226
fucking pedo

>>30824327
I just want to groom a cute filly into the perfect sexual partner, dude, take it easy.

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>>30824327
???

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Make sure your filly doesn't go roaming at night.

>>30823849

What's the source material for this?

It isn't layzner, right?

>>30828015
Looks like Z Gundam to me.

>>30826552
She's fine. Just so long as she stays out of the forest

>>30829165

She isn't a cute filly anymore, just a young mare.

Scootaloo is the new filly baby of the CMC

>>30829411

Thanks senpai.

It looked too well drawn to be Layzner.

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>>30829479
What a shame. Her VA makes her sound way older too.

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>>30819702

>>30826552
That filly is tubby

>>30835077
ow the edge

>>30823587
the mexicans ones

>>30835077
I don't get it

>>30818084
What's she laughing at? That looks like a condescending laugh

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>>30835483
Strong filly is strong.
Even when she doesn't mean to be.

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>>30836393
She's still adorable.

>>30836393
>>30837523
wow, is more edgier.

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>>30777499

>>30817990
do you know what time it is?

>>30777499
Yes.

Flurry

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children are essentially just pets and ive had enough pets in my lifetime. no thanks i hope they serve warm meals at shelter

>>30839119
But how is that edgy?

>>30845049
more than ryuuko/donte

>>30845049
It's a forced meme.

>>30845152
just like (You) fucking degenerate duty

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>>30845049
>>30845095
this