Incestuous Relationships Thread:

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>>30778023
first for princest

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As promised.
For context to those who don't know, this takes place in this setting https://pastebin.com/7ABKBuG4 and Ariana is Anon's child with an arimaspi. Not the specific one from Griffinstone, but that species.
Anyway, loving milkcest, as promised.

>The engines hum as stars fly by you at impossible speeds.
>Your fingers dig into the faux-leather armrests as your jaw clenches in anticipation.
>It will still be days until your reach your destination, and you can't wait.
>Suddenly, you're yanked out of warp as the klaxon alarms begin to wail.
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>Snorting, you struggle to gain your bearings as Thalia's bleating cries yank you from your dream.
>Quickly shuffling from the comfortable prison of your bed, you reach into a frost enchanted box for a bottle, when a claw resting on your shoulder stops you.
>"I'm awake, daddy. I'll handle it." the arimaspi behind you states softly.
>Nodding, you put away the bottle, as the light clicks on.
>Ariana lets out a throaty gasp as she rushes over.
>Looking up, you quickly see why.
>Thalia is standing up in her crib, trying vainly to pull herself higher up the bars.
>Her mother takes the baby in her claws, thwarting her escape attempt.
>"Shh. It's alright Thalia. Mommy's here." the giantess gently coos the baby as she takes a seat on the bed.
>As Thalia's cries begin to stifle, she's lowered to Ariana's breast, taking the the puffy nipple eagerly into her mouth.
>Watching Ariana nurse your child, her expression as dreamy and peaceful as ever, you can only give a nervous laugh about the situation.
>"Something wrong, daddy?" she asks.
"Just thinking about Thalia. You know...she was standing."
>"Yes!" she exclaims proudly. "Isn't it wonderful?"
"It is. I'm very happy. But you're about to learn the true meaning of work."

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>>30778048
>"Uhh, how so?"
"Because if she's anything like you and Kimmy, she's going to be an impossible handful. Aren't you Thalia?" you joke, gently shaking the baby's hand.
>"I wasn't THAT bad, was I?"
"Exactly that bad. I don't know if you can remember Lenora climbing all over everything, but the two of you were three times worse about it. I still can't fathom how you reached some of the places I found you."
>The tall goat gives an embarrassed grin in response.
>"Sorry about all that, then. I can't remember any of that."
"I'm just teasing you, Ari. But we really do need to step up on the baby proofing, because it's probably not going to be possible to keep her out of everything."
>The goat girl just gives a quiet "mmhm" as she relaxes, focusing on nursing your child.
>"Well, I think daddy and I can handle that, don't you, Thalia?"
>The baby stops suckling for a moment, shifting her three eyed gaze up for a moment before resuming.
>"That's right."
>Scooting behind her, you wrap your arms around the giantess' stomach.
>Ariana lets out a large breath of air, her muscles rolling as she adjusts to your embrace.
>She makes no objections as you run your hands across her thick form.
>Her strong muscles, normally only covered by the faintest trace of chub are now largely hidden under a layer of motherly, post pregnancy fat, giving her a very full form.
>You nuzzle your face across her wide back, the normally bare skin now rapidly growing in a heavy layer of downy cashmere as fall looms.

How come incest is one of the most arousing fetishes of all time?

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>>30778059
>The soft fur feels wonderful against your skin as you enjoy simply being close.
>Neither of you says a word, leaving the room silent save for the sounds of suckling.
>Despite this, you'd be money that Ariana is blushing with a big dopey smile on her face.
>Minutes pass like this before your daughter pulls the fruit of your taboo union from her chest.
>"Full already? My, my, you're drinking less and less every day, aren't you?" she muses.
"She's growing, sweetheart. It's probably time to think about weaning her entirely."
>"It's just all so fast." she tells you as she slowly pulls from your grasp. "Seems just yesterday she was born, and now she's already eating mash and standing up."
>Setting the content infant back in her crib, she turns hopefully back to you.
"That's parenthood for you, Ari. It's very bittersweet. Just learn to enjoy it while it lasts."
>Though mostly hidden by her bangs, you can make out a tinge of moisture in her large, golden eyes.
"So, are they sore this time too?" you ask, attempting to break the awkward silence that had begun to linger.
>"Yes sir." she replies, lifting her previous untouched breast. "I feel like I could burst."
>The arimaspi girl offers you her claw, pulling you to your feet.
>Despite her towering twelve foot frame, the gentle giant, as always waits patiently for you to lead.
>Proof of the power a father has over his children, no matter the form their relationship takes. A power you've always been careful not to abuse.

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Your daughters are ready.

One of them will sit in your lap in the ride

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>>30778065
>With a small nudge, you encourage her to sit at the end of the bed, allowing you to straddle her lap.
>Reaching up, you take the heftier mound in hand.
>Your daughter accepts your actions, giving quiet gasps of pleasure as you roll the milk filled globe in your hands, massaging it as you enjoy its enormous heft.
>Craning your head up, you pop the swollen nipple into your mouth.
>As with every part of her, it's of prodigious size.
>Nothing more than a single suckle is needed to encourage the tit to release its bounty.
>A small blast of hot milk hits your throat, encouraging you.
>Sucking deeper, you draw gasps from your goat with each spurt of milk, unsurprisingly outperforming the efforts of your inbred bundle of joy.
>"Ah! Da~aad!" she bleats. "Please, they're sensitive!"
"Well." you say, pulling off the nipple with a pop. "That just means they're still too full."
>Needing only a gentle push to her belly as encouragement, the satyr falls back onto the bed, allowing you to move up.
>Your new seat on her belly gives far better access to her chest than her lap did, and you intent to use it.
>Clasping her furry paws in hand, you lean forward and plant a kiss on Ariana's soft lips.
>Faint traces flavorful grasses and herbs drift up, tickling your palette with their earthy, subtle tones as you in turn force the flavor of her own rich milk onto her tongue.
>Thick strings of saliva held solid by the taint of milk connect you as you pull away.
>Lowering yourself, you plant more kisses down her neck and collarbone, each small peck against her skin eliciting small shudders of delight from your caprine lover.

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>>30778023
I want to cum inside cousin Bonnie and cousin Ly-ly.

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>>30778069
"Oh Ari." you muse as you cup her chin in your hand. "What did I ever do to deserve such a wonderful girl?"
>"I should be asking how I got such a wonderful man." she gasps as she averts her gaze, dusky skin now beyond beet red.
>Running a hand through her dark hair, you gently move it away from her face before you go in for another kiss.
>Smiling, you release her, turning your attention back to her breasts.
>The massive mounds wobble gently under your touch as you kneed them, slowly working your way inwards.
>As your fingers reach the center, you savor the feeling of her areola, the small bumps dotting it holding promise of a delicious bounty.
>Her nipples jut out proudly, nearly the size of your thumb tip, begging for release.
>Who are you to deny them?
>Grasping the large nubs of flesh, you gently squeeze, tiny jets of milk spraying from the pores of both.
>Kneading a bit more, you watch as small rivulets of her motherly fluids roll down your hands, only to pool in the valley between her breasts.
>Not holding back any further, you move back in, latching on once more, still fondling the breast your youngest worked so hard to drain.
>Ariana groans on the line of pleasure and pain as you suckle.
>Her arms wrap around your lower body, holding you tight as you drink deeply, enjoying the complex mingling flavor of human and arimaspi milk.
>It's rich, deep, creamy and sweet. And so very filling.
>There's no place you'd rather be at this moment, than here, gulping down your less than little girls milk.

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>>30778076
>Ariana seems to agree.
>Her breathing slowly goes from a low, husky grumble to increasingly shrill animalistic bleats that betraying her caprine nature, only barely held back from waking the baby as she cups her mouth.
>You can feel her body begin to rock under you, her legs bucking and kicking at the air in a touchless orgasm.
>Taking one last pull of warm milk down your throat, you pull off her sensitive teat, now looking a bit less full than when you began.
>The large satyr rests quietly for a moment.
>As her senses come back to her, she looks up to you with the dreamy smile you know and love.
>This time, it's Ariana who initiates, lifting up to plant a kiss on your milk splattered mouth before quickly pulling away.
>"I love you dad. So, so much."
"I love you too, Ari." you affirm.
>The two of you quickly climb back under the furs and kill the lights, cuddling in silence for several minutes until you slowly begin to drift off.
>"Daddy?" she begins, waking you. "Earlier, when you said parenting was bittersweet. What exactly did you mean?"
>Lingering on a deep breath, you settle on how to phrase it.
"It's...hard to watch your kids grow up. You're so proud of every little thing, but you'll also wish they'd stay little forever."
>"I can understand that, I think. But there's something you weren't saying, dad. I know you better than that."
>Looking out the window at the stars, you sigh, stroking her furred hand.

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>>30778086
"Ari? Before this, us? I was so scared of the day that you girls would all be grown and gone, leaving me some lonely empty nester."
>The arimaspi's grip tightens into a firm hug.
>"I'm not going anywhere, dad." she states in a comforting tone.
"I know sweetheart. And thanks. For staying. And for giving us a beautiful daughter."
>"Would...would you..." she begins with a stutter. "Would you like another one?"
"Another? Another kid?" you nearly yell in surprise.
>"Mhmm."
"Ari, it hasn't even been a year. It's a bit early to think about that, and your body is probably still strained from Thalia."
>"I know. But, I'm just letting you know, we can have as many as you want, when the time comes."
"Thanks, sweetheart. It means a lot." you say, petting her arm.
>Smiling, you readjust yourself in her comfortable embrace and drift off to sleep.

Done.
I hope those of you who opted to give it a chance like the outcome.

>>30778090
I don't quite prefer satyrs but I can't control you.

>>30778090
Not particularly into lactation, but Ariana is best gote.

>>30778090
It was cute. Thanks for sharing your story with us.

>>30778090
Alright, I gave this a chance.
You seem like a competent enough writer, but I really don't see the point of posting this here. As far as I can tell, the satyr threads have a pretty big lore collection which nobody here is at all familiar with unless they browse both threads, so any /incest/ native who wants to give your green a chance is completely without context. They'd be better off just going to /satyr/ if satyr is what they want to see.

>>30778048
Well dammit. Should I put another story and a half in a backlog or can I just start reading from here? Would I miss much?

>>30778090
That was LEWD. But man is it still weird having daughters with your daughter.

>>30778062
Because it's forbidden

>>30778203
I'm completely fine with it.

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>>30778167
Well, thank you for being polite at least.

>>30778176
She sure is.
If there was any one satyr I'd truly daughteru, it'd be Ari.

>>30778185
Thank you.

>>30778203
Just wanted a breath of fresh air, I guess.
Satyr is primarily an art general, not so much a writing general.

>>30778207
I wrote them as a number of SoL oneshots contained within an overall continuity.
While any additions are added to the paste chronologically, any specific one should give you enough backstory to understand what's going on if read on its own.

>>30778217
Yeah on both accounts. But hopefully in a comfy way.

>>30778062
Because it's the comfiest fetish.
And that's something that still manages to make me a bit happy.

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>>30778291
>not wanting the real og satyr and waifu

>>30778062
>>30778291
I like to think there is something excited to do something taboo and "Making love" to someone who actually cares for you.
Like a cousin you grew up with or if you have a very loving mother and the idea of getting close makes you feel secure like you did when you were a child. That's my guess.

>>30778291
>Just wanted a breath of fresh air, I guess.
Okay, I guess. You're not going to make this a regular thing, right? Because every time this stuff gets even vaguely mentioned, we run the risk of the thread descending into total chaos. It feels like I'm walking on eggshells just writing this comment.

>>30778333
Please stop accommodating and bending to the whims of a single turboautist that can't contain his retardation. It's literally one fucking guy that screams and cries over things he doesn't like, just report all his posts when he shows up and the mess will be deleted.

Easily solved through report and ignore.

>>30778291
>Satyr is primarily an art general, not so much a writing general.
That's really just circumstantial.
We just happen to have more active drawfags than writefags.

>>30778167
>>30778291
Well of course. If I bitch and throw a tantrum about satyrs then the shitposters will just spam the thread with it. As for the story, it is clear you're a decent writer and at least knew you had a plan on where your story was going which is always good, and while I can't get into the whole satyr thing it's still well made. I'd actually like to see you here more, whether or not it's satyr story it's still appreciated.

>>30778406
I really don't care if we let him "win", if it really is just one person. Satyr stuff already doesn't really belong here anyways and it has a thread of its own, so it's not like not having satyrs here would be a loss to anybody.
Satyrfriends have their thread, /incest/ remains peaceful, and there's less autist tantrums for both to deal with. Everybody wins.

>>30778446
Regular satyr things belong in satyr, yes. However, incest satyr things can fit into both generals.

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Seventeen years ago, a thread was derailed

>>30778465
Incest-satyr fits into the satyr thread, but not here. Mix two fetishes and the weirder one will be dominant. It's essentially satyr porn with a side of incest.

>>30778332
>You will never stare into Rarimom's eyes while you cum inside.

>>30778493
Fairly certain that was pushed over to /trash/ senpai.

And incest fits in the incest thread.

>>30778333
Well, I mean it seems to be going over pretty well at least.
As for the shitposting, what >>30778406 said. The guy is like Barneyfag, except replace ponies with satyrs.
The jannies actually do often delete his trolling if it's actually reported though. I've seen it happen many times. That's why when nobody from there is interacting with other threads, he usually sticks to SAD on /trash/. Because he knows moderation rarely touches /trash/.
So, you know, just report and ignore obvious trolling.

>>30778428
Thank you.

>>30778516
Yeah, now it's just a 'my sonfu/daughteru is better than yours' general.

>>30778516
>And incest fits in the incest thread.
If the focus isn't incest, then it's not for /incest/. I wonder if I should start writing about a spider orally pleasuring it's newly hatched sea of spider children and then see how many people here are aroused by the fact that it's incestuous.

>>30778544
I hate to say it because the guy was a complete faggot, but the autist actually had a point, which is why I'm finding it hard to see your point of view here. There is a satyr thread for this stuff, it doesn't belong here.

>>30778597
>If the focus isn't incest, then it's not for /incest/
what
are you saying having a daughter with your daughter and milking her lactating breasts isnt incest

>>30778048
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>>30778090
Back to Satyr thread with you.

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>>30778597
>I wonder if I should start writing about a spider orally pleasuring it's newly hatched sea of spider children and then see how many people here are aroused by the fact that it's incestuous.
It's incest, it could be mlp related. Go for it.

>>30778291
>Its not a writing general
Because shits like you refuse to stay in your containment thread and bother everyone else in the hopes of shilling your cancer and bringing false life to it.

Remember to not respond.

>>30778619
Its not incest when the daughter is a disgusting mutant goat. You know, and actual satyr.

>>30778666
Which one satan, your lies are ever expanding.

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>>30778474
We doing this nigga?

>>30778515
I would like to think out of the M6 she would go through the most mental gymnastics over incest when talking about it her friends.
>"I'm just trying to help my boy get rid of stress that's all darling."
>"By fucking him?"
>"I'm not 'fucking' him Rainbow i-it's just stress release."
>"Uh-huh, whatever you say Rares."

>>30778666
See, we wouldn't be having to post this "don't feed the trolls" crap if the satyr stuff stayed where it belongs. It attracts autist(s) and it has it's own dedicated thread, there is literally nothing lost by not having it here.

>>30778716
>""Fucking"? how uncouth, Rainbow Dash. I am simply showing him motherly Tender Loving Care."

>>30778723
You're forgetting that the Satyr thread is the original autist thread...before Fingerbang anyways, things like, not being wanted in a thread because of their content, being shoved into 2 consecutive containment threads, and generally being wastes of posts go right over their heads. And now that they are in the process of dying, again, they spread out to try and take over other threads with topics that are used the most often by them.
>>30778716
>>30778737
Rara mom is a sweetheart, but I cant help but imagine that Pinkie goes right after just saying, we wanted to fuck each others brains out the first chance we got, so before he left for college was a great idea. Then the Pinkimania side chimes in with, now those hussies wont be able to sink their pussies onto Anon like I can.

>>30778062
Because it gives you all the pleasantness of a "winnie cooper" type, without having to spend a bunch of time showing us how they met and how much time they've spent together. We know how long they spent together. they're siblings or parent and child or whatever
but then if you feel more like meeting and falling in love from scratch, but still having an excuse to meet a person, you have cousins. not incest, but close, and very nice. You often find out about cousins you didnt quite realize you had, or didn't know they were so hot

>>30778066
ponk because her butt is the softest

>>30778759
>Thinks cousins don't count as incest
Are you dumb, they absolutely count. Family is still family you retard, just look at the Appleclan for proof you are full of shit.

>>30778203
I'd like it more if it wasn't such an obscure thing. if it was your half-pony daughter with one of the ponies whose name and personality I know, that'd be different.

We're going to hit 500 arguing about some dying niche fetish, aren't we?

>>30778752
Ponk would one right accept it. Not hold anything back while Rarity tries to justify it.
>"Well I'll have you know Dash, that after I started helping Anon with his urges he is doing a lot better in school."
>In a different universe where Ponk is Anon's mom.
>"My son just gave the best one party fucking ever!!"

>>30778597
>a spider orally pleasuring it's newly hatched sea of spider children
that's kind of hot

>>30778777
they're family (maybe. depending how close you are) but it's still not incest at that level. It's as close as you can get though

>>30778796
Nah, looks like the Satyrfags are being removed now. We should be fine if we continue as we should. Speaking of. Which none mane 7 girl would make the best mom?
>>30778797
Unf, she is made very happy Anon can keep her party body satisfied by himself each night, and day, and afternoon.
>>30778809
That still counts as incest, dumbass.

>>30778826
Probably Applejack, then Twilight or Fluttershy.

>>30778847
I see you missed the none mane 7 girl part of the question, try again for a titfuck in front of the Netflix movie?

>>30778862
It might help people understand if you used the prefix "non-" instead of the semi-related word "none"

>>30778862
I thought you misspelled "one".

>>30778883
It was close enough that even with the typo it was still obvious.
>>30778888
How did you see that mister gets?

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>>30778826
>Unf, she is made very happy Anon can keep her party body satisfied by himself each night, and day, and afternoon.
>"Anon, you're going to be the best brother dad ever!"

as for none Mane 7 I would say either Minuette or one of the apple family.

>>30778892
You would think, except then you said it a second time.

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>tfw no cute amputee little sister who trusts you and feels comfortable letting handle her body, knowing you'd never do anything to her that would make fighting you off necessary

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>>30778090
I enjoyed this. Would you be willing to write about another one, say, this one?

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What's this about satyr? Did I stumble into the wrong thread?

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>"Shit...I feel fucking awkward asking you this 'Non, but could you help me out to the bathroom? I'm all sweaty and junk from physical therapy and if I stay in these clothes any longer I'll stew in them."
>"Trust me, if I could go there alone I would. Save us both the embarrassment."
>"Really? Thanks champ. You really mean a lot to me."
>"...Don't forget to add the bubbles, 'kay."

>>30779040
that ass though

>>30778929
>picking her up in your big arms
>gently fighting the tangle of limbs and getting her into a tight hold she can't escape from, and doesn't want to anymore because now it feels cozy and comforting being in your arms
>licking her like the big giant kitty you are
>ignoring her protestations and giving her a real actual proper and effective tongue bath

>>30779040
i missed a backstory here

>>30779040
>>30779047
>You will never slowly wash injured veteran sis Spitfire in the shower.

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>>30778988
Yes.
I'm sitting on two WIPS with her.
A more serious short story about young adult Gumdrop taking a romantic trip to Canterlot with her dad, and a quick and dirty exhibitionist loli smut where incest is socially acceptable, but probably still uncommon.

If you haven't looked yet, there's a decent amount of incest stuff on my pastebin.
Most anything tagged satyr is probably that.

>>30779070
War Veteran Spitfire gets injured in combat and needs her brother Anon to support her through a tough rehab.

>>30779096
Post it in the satyr thread and maybe leave a link to it here so anons who want to read it can read it, if you really have to constantly shit up this thread.

>>30779096
Oh my

>>30779144
Hush you

>>30779096
Did you post your pastebin anywhere?

>>30779127
oh hot damn, i couldn't neglect the needs of my sister if she defended our country and got hurt in the line of duty.

>>30779144
Honestly this is one of the few "keep incest pure!" posts that I can halfway agree with. It's okay to post it in satyr and link here. Also, vice versa. but the idea that one fetish somehow negates another is retarded.

>>30779178
Top post of the story.

>>30779206
Fucking hell, I checked that too and glossed right over that. Drives me nuts when a link is embedded in a sentence.

>>30779096
Get out, you have a thread for your shit already, and the three shitposters that are asking for more can go with you.

>>30779195
>the idea that one fetish somehow negates another is retarded
'Spoils' is the more fitting word. If I'm reading this >>30778597 spider green, I'm not going to be fapping to it because I like incest unless I also have a spider fetish.

>>30779228
fair enough but he did provide a name to filter. i'm sure other threads (though fair point, not satyr) would be upset if incest kept showing up in their green

>>30779349
So over all we are all to autistic too have any crossovers in green topics

>>30779602
i certainly don't think so
in any case, what did anyone think of neet-daughter as a premise?

>>30779622
>Neet daughter
When was this? A crossover with Floor Bored and neet general?

>>30779649
end of the last thread
I just thought it's more fun if she's your daughter and you're a widower and that's how she ended up so clueless about handling her rapidly maturing woman's body. no mom to help
but then on the flipside she's a total bro so you end up making friends and then making her your housewife so she has an excuse to never leave the house

>>30779676
Oh, that!
Almost forgot it.
Mind if I kinda combine the premise?

My first thought for what I initially thought you meant was going to visit your daughter, and finding the hopeless, disheveled mess that Floor Bored has become.
Clearly, she's completely incapable of functioning or living on her own. What's a father to do?
Something something, he ends up keeping his daughter as his personal pleasure toy and housekeeper, and she gets a stable roof over her head along with the physical and emotional support she needs, from the only person in the world she feels truly comfortable around.

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Anyone have thegreen about dash sperging about how awesome her older brother is?

>>30779709
You're right, there is an unspoken "dad hasn't noticed this' but I assumed it was either because you're working hard or maybe she's been just .. closed off for so long and you respected her space, assuming it was a phase.
but yeah basically that. That's how the feels should work. that and some wonderful intimacy because you're really a basementdweller on the inside too, you just got a job for her... and it's kept you from dating anyway, so it's win-win and you have someone to talk to about anime when you get home.
naked of course, now that she knows you're cool she can stop bothering to put anything on

>>30779758
>You have a special knock so she knows it's you whenever you come home.
>Send her a warning text whenever you have to bring anyone else over.
>She literally stops wearing clothes altogether unless she's cold or something.

>>30779773
anyone who doesn't know it's your daughter you can just say that's the lifestyle you and your gf enjoy, and visitors can take it or leave it

>>30779773
>>She literally stops wearing clothes altogether unless she's cold or something.
l-lewd

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>>30779844
Since she'll be staying in, would you get her lewd little accessories?
A fancy collar, a "Wife in Training" apron, a shiny princess style buttplug?

>>30779872
a collar for sure
if she was into weird butt stuff like a certain girl I know online and I feel fatherly feelings towards I would certainly buy her buttplugs and try stuff with her, but also warn her it is probably going to give her gay man's arse my friend already has shit problems so it cant get much worse

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>>30778929
>Anon hears sobbing from his sister's room
>Goes to console her, asks what's wrong
>She claims the boy she likes doesn't like her back, says that her friends heard a rumor about how he feels uncomfortable around her because of her missing leg
>She starts crying again when she says she thinks she's going to end up alone
>You pull her into the tightest hug you've ever given before locking lips with her
>When you pull away, she has a shocked look on her face
>You look her in the eyes and tell her that as long as you're around, she'll never be alone

>>30779902
The inserted part of princess plugs are usually fairly small, their draw is that the exterior part is pronounces and have a big gem stud on them. They're eye candy.

But overall, problems or permanent side effects with anal can usually be avoided by going slow, being careful, and never trying to force it.

>>30780035
dawww
are there really people who are bothered by missing limbs? That's like, the least gross visceral disfigurement you can have. I mean, if it was both legs in their entirety, or both arms, maybe.

>>30780111
good advice
eye candy? seriously?

>>30780128
https://www.google.com/search?q=princess+plug&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj2pe267OnVAhVjw4MKHbJVCBcQ_AUICygC&biw=1600&bih=741
Seriously.

>>30779735
Sounds cute.

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Would you forcefully breed your sister?

>>30780228
i'd put a lot of force into it, but I wouldn't.. force her. I'd let her tell me something like how she wants me to just ravage her like an animal and then i would go nuts and she would get many bites in fun places and get pregnant with sextuplets.

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>Applejack lost her parents when she was young
>never really got over it
>when she realizes shes pregnant, she immediately stops going on magical friendship adventures with her friends
>she becomes overwhelmingly attached to her son, Anon, can't stand being away from him for any period of time, insists on sharing a bed with him up until he hits his teen years
>extremely overprotective and loving
>absolutely terrified of losing her son
>has nightmares about dying, leaving him all alone
>nightmares get worse when he gets his own bed
>Anon goes back to sleeping with his mom to help stop the nightmares
>eventually they fug

Never seen anything like this done before. Would be really touching.

>>30780270
Jesus that is cute
>overattached to only son
hnngh why is that so hot

>>30780270
I know this is an incest thread, but it would be nice if Anon just comforted Apllle mom instead of fuggin. But thats just me

>>30780270
>>30780280
>Appulmom will never whisper sweet nothings in your ear with her cute accent.
>"Easy, there son Ah don't want you to burst just yet~"

>>30780285
I agree, but I felt I had to throw it in there. I'd actually like to see how a green like this would go over with no sex

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>>30780259
>I wouldn't force her
Why

>>30780306
Or at least have it as a epilogue and not have it in the main story.

>>30779096
Good story. I like you because you are one of maybe two people contributing greentext in this thread.

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>>30780270
hnnng

>>30780375
The others are probably waiting for the arguing to stop before posting.

>>30780306
>>30780285
I am all for "shit that would be considered inappropro but isnt straight up ponos in vagoo" green.

>>30780337
because I love her too much. I couldn't force anything on her unless I knew for a fact she wanted it (read in her diary maybe) and I would still watch her eyes for signs I dun chose wrong

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Posting a quick story based off pic related.
(note, I've never benn inna in a cold condition like in the story, nor do i keep up with the show. Forgive me if anything is incorrect or infeasable.)

>Be anon
>Or don't. Be Bane for all i care.
>Either way, you've been trekking through snow for about a week now.
>Unlike some pink four-legged Individuals, you cannot teleport wherever you want.
>Feelsbadman
>The sun has begun to set, so you find the nicest plot of white you can find, and begin to set up shop.
>Retrieving your trusty Folding shovel, you begin work on tonight's foxhole.
>The sun sets further as you finish working on your lovely apartment.
>Hs darkness quickly approaches, a faint light can be seen in the distance.
>About 15 miles away you see what appears to be Your destination.
>Hopefully you should be there by tomorrow's end.

>>30780430
>THE NEXT DAY

>The closer and closer you got, the bigger those two statues became, now towering over you in a fairly menacing display.
>Had to give it to them, they did their job.
>Passing the duo, you are met with a large wooden gate, and the first words you've heard from another being in a while.
>"HALT! You stand before the kingdom of Yakyakistan! State your business, Outsider!"
"Visiting family! Aileen Of the Der'mo House!"
>"And your name?"
"Anon!"
>Fuck you, i don't want to banepost today.
>After a few moments, the guards most likely checking their listings, the large wooden gate stuck between the statues began to swing inwards.
>"You have been granted entry by the Royal family! Keep yourself in check, so as to not break this trust!"
"Yeah, yeah, i hear ya. Best behaviour, Promise!"
>You walk forwards as the gate finishes it's journey to open.
>Swinging your napsack to your chest, you begin to rummage about, looking for the directions Aileen sent.
>In her letters, she seemed ecsatic that you would finally return to your mother's homeland.
>Luckily, her mother was still in god health, and, in her words, was a "tough old bitch".
>You doubt she fully understood what that meant in english.

>>30780434
"So i turned left there, and a right after two blocks, and another left at the Market."
>By your calculations, you should be stood in front of Aileen's House.
>What has you confused is the fact that instead of a house there is simply a small shack, about 5 feet tall and five feet wide.
>In her Letters, Aileen Said she was the shortest of her friends.
"Well, might as well try."
>You raise your gloved fist and pound on the door, The door in turn shaking so much you worry it might fall off of it's hinges.
>Be gentle, you dumb fuck.
>A moment passes before the door swings inwards, and you are suddenly about two feet in the air.
"HOLY SHI-"
>The force of a thousand tons threatens to crush your ribcage as your assailant lets out a cry of happiness.
>"COUSIN ANON! YOU FINALY HAVE COME!"
>So Aileen's a lot fucking taller that you expected.
>And, if what you feel under the coat she has on is true, Very well endowed.
>After what feels like an eternity, you are finally granted the oxygen your lungs have been longing for.
>With a loud gasp, you land on hands and knees in front of your cousin.
>Once you've regained your breath, you shakily stand, and meet Aileen face-to-breasts.
"Holy shit, I knew you missed me but i didn't think you'd try to kill me!"
>"Come now, is not so bad, is it, Anon? You will be fine! Now come! Come! I will show you my home!"
>And with that, you follow the wool-clad Woman into the shack.
>You notice Aileen has to crawl on hands and knees in order to clear the doorframe, whilst you merely slouch and walk in.
>The first thing you notice once you enter in the lack of furniture.
>There's only one bed, and it's about as big as the whole house.
>That's it.

>>30780437
>"I hope you will be of enjoyings your time here, Anon! It will be bol'shoy to finally have visitor!"
"Are we gonna have to share the bed, Aileen?"
>Aileen begins to shed the fur coat she had on outside, revealing she was apparently going full commando.
>You get an eyefull of her previously mentioned assets, and GODDAMNIT BONER NOT NOW.
>Sir, raising to full mast.
>luckily the heavy clothing you have on help hide your erection.
>Diverting your gaze, you are met by a set of crystal blue eyes.
>"Absolyutno, Anon! It is of tradition to share bedding with family!"
>Oh Fuckin' Boy.

That's all i have for now. Should i continue or just fuck off?

>>30780437
is her house dug into the ground? how does she live in it if she has to bend over to get inside?
>>30780440
nah it's fine, keep it up. not winning any gold medals but just aim for the silver and if you hit bronze that is also a medal.

>>30780440
Continue.

>>30780437
It's rough, but if you're new to writing, it's passable work.

>Be anon
>Or don't. Be Bane for all i care.
>Feelsbadman
>Fuck you, i don't want to banepost today.
>GODDAMNIT BONER NOT NOW.
>Oh Fuckin' Boy.
Stop doing this, though, metaposting always detracts from a story, unless it's done ironically.

>>30780444
Apologies for lack of details, don't usually write stories. And no, it is above ground. as for how she lives in it, only Yakyakistanians will ever know.

>>30780458
I love it, personally. but then I'm the only writefag I know that does it, other than this guy. Mine always gets a good reaction or three, but I didn't understand the bane thing at all.

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>>30780461
Okay but, I mean, paint me a word picture
is she walking around on all fours in there?
how does her bed fit-.. wait a tic, 5 feet high and 5 feet wide? how does SHE fit in there? even Bender's apartment was larger than that.

>>30780493
And this is why i should not be writing this late.
I meant to write five foot tall and five yards wide, effectively making it 25 feet wide. I'm going to sleep, i can't write properly.

>>30780523
>She's 8 feet tall, 6 feet wide, quarter ton of yakyakistanian pride

>>30780440
Go on.

>>30780270
more applemom

>>30780523
5 yards is 15 feet, my guy. it's okay, get a snooze
>>30780961
question is would she share you with her sister?

>>30779735
Eddy and his brother but with Rainbow. I'd read it

>>30780440
Less google translation, spare me from another Cousin Trixie. Otherwise enjoying it.

>>30780119
Stumps do look a bit uncanny, not a deal breaker in my opinion but you do get overwhelmed with your brain telling you "something here isn't right," I could see normalfags getting turned off by it.

>>30780430
>I've never benn inna in a cold condition like in the story
Just assume it's "snowing but more crisp than cold" weather, not "have my fingers always looked like long tomatoes" weather

>>30780961
I'll add it to my to do list and get back with you in a few months

>>30780119
Probably, but I can't imagine why.

>>30780337
>your little sister Sugarcoat will never teach you how to rape her properly

>>30782152
I dont know should i laugh or fap

>>30782166
Why not both?

>>30782234
Laugh kills boner

>>30782243
casual

>>30782152
>she will never yell at you and call you a faggot for not pulling her hair hard enough

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You wouldn't make your daughter wear a leash.

>>30782534
So you were ok with flutters and randobas being harpies, but not ok with other equestrian species inbreds?

>>30782649
If you raised her right, you won't have to.

>>30782649
No, I wouldnt

>>30782656
>You were okay with canon characters, but not monster ocs?
Yes.

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>>30782656
That's the shitposter you were warned about, he copypastes that reply every time gote is mentioned. He couldn't even be bothered to strip the inbreeding complaint out.
Report, ignore, post incest.

As soon as your daughter hits puberty, she's completely baby crazy any time she's not pregnant.
Would you be her personal seeder and keep her out of trouble?

>>30780440
I bring you more.
>It is currently sometime in the middle of the night.
>And you cannot sleep for multiple reasons.
>After clearing up the sleeping arrangements (which have not changed), Aileen began aggresively stripping you, babbling about how it "makes night much warmer."
>So, reason one is the fact that you have an 8 foot tall nudist cuddling up to you, and reason two is said nudist's constant snoring.
>Woman sounds like a damn lawnmower.
>Reason three is the fact you cannot get rid of this fuckin boner.
>Having a pair of G-cups pressed up to you can do that.
>Luckily you sleep on your back, so Aileen hasn't noticed yet.
>Might as well recap since you won't be sleeping.
>So, Aileen's about 8 feet tall, in posession of G-cup tiddies, and pretty much a giantess out of a porno.
>Almost sounds like one of those shitty smut stories.
>Luckily she hasn't gone for your dick yet, so there is still hope.
>Also, you asked her to not talk in Yakyakistani, and she promised to try and keep it English. (You're welcome, anon)
>That was getting annoying anyways.
>Sounds like the neighbors can't sleep either.
>Not like they're really trying, you can almost feel their music blasting.
>Sounds like a group of seven-year-olds let loose on a bongo set.
>You take the hay sack that identifies as a pillow and cover your ears, hoping sleep will finally embrace you.
>Surely enough, it does, and you snooze soundly in the arms of a giantess.

>>30782669
Don't reply to him, Anon. He's just going to call you a samefagging shitposter if you don't like his inbred monster-daughters harem autism.

>>30782695
>THE FIRST MORNING

>What wakes you is the silence.
>Aileen's not snoring, but she's still cuddling you.
>As your eyes work their hardest to open, you are met with a facefull of tiddies.
>Your vision is filled with the pale tone of skin, and two pink circles.
"Wha... Momma?"
>You never were a morning person.
>A hearty chuckle fills the air.
>"Anon, I am not your mother. I can beings of your mother, though."
>Is she flirting with you?
>Whatever.
>You groan softly as you begin to wake up and use at least half of your brain power.
"G'morning, Aileen. You been staring at me long?"
>Her cheeks become a tone of reddish-pink you didn't think possible.
"So, what's the plan for today? I'm assuming we have something planned, other than cuddling in the nude."
>With that, she brightens up, and the gears in her head begin churning.
>"Ah, yes we do, cousin! The royal family was of requesting audiences when you have arrived!"
>And with that, she picks you up and begins stuffing you in her heavy coat.
>With her in it too.
"What are you doing!"
>"Your puny 'winter clothes' not keep you warm, I will share clothings with you and we will be of goings to see royal family!"
>Your head is currently being stuffed in between the breasts you were ogling a few minutes ago.
"Is this up for debate?"
>"Of course it is not, Anon!"
>She sounds all to cheery about this setup.

That's all i have right now, thought you'd want some more when it came off the press.

>>30782694
>everyone who doesn't like my obscure fetish is the same person
There's a perfectly functional satyr thread on this board. Go there and don't come back.

>>30782706
He should take it to /trash/ instead.

>>30782702
First, I'll say that you should generally try to make more than two posts for an update to a story. Posting as you go is a generally ill advised strategy compared to finished oneshots or chapters, because the starts and stops can annoy readers.
Second, your largest issue is the flow. As in, there's a bit too much stream of consciousness and meta. A bit of the first, and the rare sprinkling of the later isn't too bad, but it can make for a really rough read if they're too present.
I'd recommend trying to learn a bit more on exposition, to organically introduce background information about places and people through events. Giving more detail of actions characters, especially the readers pov performs is a decent way to work into this.

All in all, I think you've got potential, and I am interested in your concept so far.

>>30782695
> constant snoring
> pair of G-cups pressed up to you
> Luckily you sleep on your back
How the hell is this? You cannot snore if you don't lie on your back and anon is already on his back, how would she press her boobs into him?

>>30782766
> a bit too much stream of consciousness and meta
I'm OK with this actually, that's just your complaints, not general.

>>30782702
>"Is this up for debate?"
>>"Of course it is not, Anon!"
hue

>>30782803
Throat and tongue muscles can be too relaxed, which allows them to collapse and fall back into the airway. This can result from deep sleep, alcohol consumption, or use of some sleeping pills. Normal aging causes further relaxation of these muscles.

>>30782969
The point of snoring is tongue sliding back into your throat when your head is too low and you are not breathing through your nose
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_apnea
When you lie on your side it is impossible for tongue to fall back unless her head is somehow still turned up. And I recall the green being about yaks, not giraffes.
> aging
Have two grandparents who snore like a quarry truck, they never do this lying on the side. Had to fucking roll them when I was visiting their village as a kid to have some sleep myself.

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>Your big sister will never ask you to try on the new line she's been working on to see it in motion
>You will never agree, unaware of what you're in for
>It will never turn out her new line is BDSM themed, with your sister constantly hooking you up in more and more suggestive positions and taking photographs, you completely at her mercy with how well the clothes work at restraining you anyway she wants

>>30783005
>Ear wings
How do they even work?

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>>30783005
>Fucking big sister.

>>30782694
>Implying you fetishfags are not the ones shitposting in this thread
Answer me this then: how come neither you nor anyone else gave a rat's ass when he posted that story in the satyr porn thread, but here swarmed it with praise and replies despite some people's protests?

>>30783033
I will never get ear wings.
It's just such a weird design choice, and personally, I think it looks bad even from an aesthetic standpoint.

>>30783043
Me too. Just give them normal ears damn it.

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>>30783036
Write some little sister stuff if you hate big sisters so much.

>>30782649
Not unless she wanted me to.

>>30783037
Because I follow both threads and happened to see it here first.

>>30783065
thats hot

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How young is old enough to love your daughters and nieces?

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>>30783294
Only if you're an overweight neckbeard.

>>30783834
I'd prefer high school aged.
That way they're old enough to understand the potential consequences of their actions.
Fucking kids just isn't cool.

>>30783866
Agreed. Nothing like fucking a sentient being back into animal level, starting from animal level is no sport.

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>>30783905
high schoolers are barely sentient or had time to develop a sexual identity
best age is mid-twenties when they think they already know how the world works and THEN break them

>>30783938
Well, that's what I actually meant. Kids do not even know what they want or expect, they'll just stare at you and ask to elaborate on the basic things. Meeting adult's opinion is better than not meeting anything.

>>30783938
>mid 20's
gross, too old, already been ran through.

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>You will never be the middle child of your family
>You will never get tag teamed by your big goth sister and little preppy sister

>>30783938
Picture someone at the right age to be going through their scene phase. I'm talking poofy hair dyed pastel blue and snake-bite piercings. Japanese words tattooed onto their wrists, and song lyrics as their status updates on Facebook. Making posts on their tumblr account that use hashtags like "#justgirlthings" or "#relatable" . If your girl went to class with those kids less than 5 years ago, then she's too young.

Unless she's your sister, then it's a-okay. Fuck her hard enough that she'll snuggle up against your chest and whisper My Chemical Romance lyrics at you.

>>30784009
> Picture someone
I pictured myself and died from shame. Especially with that shit I tried to tell to that girl but never had time. This "phase" is most unpleasant on both sides, why even bringing it up?

>>30783997
Dose make our colour scheme earth tones?

Also doesn't it make more sense for the goth to the youngest? Son>earth>moon.

>>30784032
Sun* fuck sake.

>>30784032
I dunno, didn't put that much thought into it, the preppy girl just always struck me as the younger one.

>>30784009
> and whisper My Chemical Romance lyrics at you

> your cute little sister is now all exhausted and lays lump on your shoulder
> you both pant heavily for a minute untill your breaths slow down and sync together
"You make such cute sounds there, sis"
> she tries to pick up her hand and punch you but fails
> decides to just blush instead
> how could she be so adorable?
"Come on, I just like your voice."
> "What's that about my voice?"
"Dunno. But I would listen to anything as long as it comes from that adorable little mouth"
> you lean to her and your lips meet
> an eternity later you break the kiss and she replies
> "I don't understand, my voice is just... normal. What's so special about it?"
"Because it's your voice and it makes it the music to my ears."
> She tries to hide another blush sticking her head to your neck.
> "You really like it?"
"Yeah."
> she tries to say something but decides not to.
"Hey, sis"
> "Mm?"
"Could you sing for me?"
> you can literally feel another wave of blush on her face with your neck
> she surprises you with sudden shy "W-What exactly?"
"I dunno, anything. Something you like, or just heard on the radio in the car, I know you'd do it better than anyone
> after another blush level you did not know was possible she shifts a little so she could not let you look at her, but, her mouth would be near your right ear
> she still hesitates, but eventually she gets enough bravery
> "TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME"
> your ear feels her breath on it
> "THEY CANT CARE LESS AS LONG THERE'S SOMEONE TO BLEED"
> it is so warm and fuzzy it almost tickles
> SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE
> you thought you could spend forever like that
> MAYBE THEY LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
> but you cannot control herself anymore and pull her in another snuggle
> maybe she'd get same diabetes you did

youtube.com/watch?v=OzgEg4TvdLQ

Damn this unreliable markdown.

>>30782694
How was that copy paste unless your the one shitposting yourself, and us by extension?

>>30778666
Based Satan with the advice

>>30784174
>replying to the shitposters ignore flag made by the shitposter
So are you going to stop replying to your own posts, or are you going to continue your attempt to infiltrate?

>>30784235
you what

>>30784235
Literally my first post in this thread my dude, don't let your paranoia eat you alive.

>>30784321
>>30784326
You're responding to it.
Stop.

>>30784326
>Says the guy that calls everyone RGMAnon
okay bud, have a good day.
>>30784338
Uh huh. Well you are right in that your getting a reply.

>>30784338
Shit, it didn't even occur to me not to reply to the sperg. thanks mate.

>>30784130
kek

>>30784338
what

>>30784354
>Says the guy that calls everyone RGMAnon
The hell did you get that from? Nobody has used that word in this entire thread.
...Holy shit, are you the guy from the RGM thread that always screeches like a child when someone posts something you don't like?

>>30784130
>Cute cringe
How?

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>>30784431
It could be screamer/Gerardroll if I did this right.

>>30782702
>stuffs you into her clothes
>when you get there you'll have nothing to wear
nice

>>30782814
I think he perhaps had a little too much of it before, but it's at an okay level now.
more detail would definitely be hot. it may sound stupid as you write it, but describing all the visuals of people in a smut story really does help bring you into it.

>>30782994
I definitely have sleep apnea on my sides, it's just not as bad
I wish I could sleep on my face, but then I wouldn't be able to breathe

>>30783065
>parents put you in charge of disciplining your little sister
>you dont like hurting her butt so you're letting her avoid spankings by doing other things for you
>>30783834
grass on the field, man.

>>30784548
Well, I can only feel sorry for such cases. Have you tried a smaller pillow? This could make head point its nose down a notch.

>>30778759
What, exactly is a winnie cooper type? I have a sister named winnie cooper

>>30784729
actually I get better results with higher pillows, then at least the uvula can sort of sit to the side, and let air through
>>30784794
well you're lucky nobody remembers classic TV anymore then. there was this show in the 80s called The Wonder Years that was about growing up in the 60s. The hot neighbor girl main love interest is the one I'm making a comparison to. The one you played with in the sprinklers as kids and always assumed you'd marry someday.

>>30783043
If your horse humans need weird ears, give them pony ears or elf ears

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>No (non-Frosty) story about Anon Pie living on the rock farm, with him and his sisters taking out their sexual frustrations and relieving themselves of their perpetual boredom by fucking the only non-parental members of the opposite sex
It's like you don't even want to knock up your sisters on a remote location where nobody will ever find out or judge you for your love.

>>30785520
Trutthfully, can anyone really too how Frosty handled the Pie Sisters in his story? It felt pretty high quality that isn't typically reached by average writefags on this board.

>>30785541
We'll never know unless we try. For all we know, the next great Pie-cest greentext writer is in this thread right now.

>>30785551
I already had some maud stuff people liked okay

>>30785572
See? Pie stuff that people liked. You're half way there.

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>>30785520
>that face

>>30785726
Leave her be, Anon. It's how she hides her crippling depression and insecurities from the world. If you push her too far, she'll introduce you to her best friend: a bag of flour.

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>>30785726
>that pic
>that filename

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>>30785749
>your schizophrenic twin sister will never beat you half to death with a large sack of flour

Why live?

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>>30785811
The great lake of mud, hidden now from sight
The cosmos, of course!
Let us sit about and speak feverishly, chatting into the wee hours of-
New idea's of a higher plane!

>>30785819
The make-up blowjobs are amazing, though.

https://youtu.be/AJro-r1jxH8
Thread at 10:20 (mobile post,can't link time)

>>30785819
No, she's way crazier than that. The bag's got a hole in the front of it and she wears it over her head. "It's not incest if I can't see your face."

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>>30786223
So tell her to stop wearing the bag.

>>30786251
>"If I can't see your face, then that means I can't get lost in your beautiful green eyes, silly billy! How can I give your ring-a-ding a suckin' if I'm too busy mourning a love that can never be?"

>>30786339
>You will never have a hopeless romantic for a sister who is convinced that you're star-crossed lovers
>"To hope, Anon? To dream?"
"Pinkie, get your hand out of my pants."

>>30785811
What the fuck is that thing

>>30786709
If I recall, it's a type of worm who eats by basically puking out it's own guts to digest and absorb nutrients by contact, then reswallowing it.
So it's stomach works closer to roots than an actual stomach.

But I could be wrong.

>>30785830
K O S

>>30786709
That white stuff is his "stomach" iic

>>30786726
Nah, you're thinking of echinoderms such as starfish and sea cucumbers, hence the comparison to the previous post

this is actually a worm that extends out a massive branching tongue, turning it inside out (hence the branching aspects seeming to appear out of nowhere. it's like turning a rubber glove inside out by blowing into it, the fingers would pop out)

>>30784428
We suspect he's most likely the same, yeah. He's been doing it in the satyr threads for years, and from what I recall also Royal Guard Mare and a bunch of other generals.

>>30784537
You'll just have to stay in there with her all day then.

>>30786772
What this guy said

It's called a Ribbon Worm if you're interested

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>You will never catch your prim and proper sister twerking into a mirror while https://youtu.be/aJEzl31zL-I plays

>>30787802
Good.

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>>30755148
"Mother? Are you in here?"
>You flip the curtains to the royal library, finding it empty.
>Running through the hallways, you run into the dining room, almost knocking over a startled cook.
"Mother?"
>Nowhere to be seen.
>Curses. What's next? Her chambers?
>Figuring she could be there or anywhere, you make that your heading.
>Rounding a corner, you stop in your tracks as a large figure dominates your field of view, almost crashing into it.
"Mother!"
>"Running in the halls, your majesty?" She raises her eyebrows at you.
"S-sorry. Are you busy? Can we talk?"
>Her face softens, dropping a hand on your shoulder.
>"I can always make time for my little pharaoh, Anon."
>Side by side, you walk through a wall of curtains and past a pair of guards, leading you into her chambers.
>It's a modest room for her position, considering the undecorated stone walls.
>There's a bed and a chair, along with a table containing an assortment of papyrus scrolls.
>Clearly made with practicality in mind, rather than ceremony.
>"Now..." She sits down on the bed. "I'm sure you have a lot of questions about this morn-"
"I want to do it."
>Her eyes shoot open, clearly taken aback.
>"Do what?"
"Marry aunt Luna."
>Your mother pauses, filling the room with awkward silence before breaking it herself with an amused chuckle.
>There's ample reason for you to be relieved, as you worried she'd be mad, but her reaction still leaves you confused.
>"Oh dear... how far did she go with you?"
>You recoil in shock, face going red, this time not from scorpion poison.
"Uhh... w-well..."
>Stumbling over your tongue, you notice your mother patting the bed beside her, benevolent smile present.
>Walking towards the spot, you yelp in surprise as she instead snatches you into her arms.
>"My dear, naive little boy..."
>She cuddles against you, a nostalgic tenor in her voice.
>"Not a day has passed since your manhood first rose, and already you are thinking with it."

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>>30788005
>You attempt to wiggle your head up from the chasm in her bosom, your head finally popping out.
"Am not..!"
>"Is that so?"
>She smirks deviously, flicking your nose.
>"Then it should be no issue for you to tell me what transpired between you."
>You blink.
>Cornered by your mother's rhetorical trap, you gnash your teeth and look away.
"Okay, fine... does that mean I shouldn't?"
>She gets up, allowing you to stand on the floor in front of her.
>Suddenly looking serious, she kneels to your eye level, hand on your shoulder.
>"You are the pharaoh, and my reign as your regent will soon end."
>You gulp, not expecting the conversation to get this heavy.
>"Once I retire, countless women will attempt to influence you to get their way, some with worse objectives than others."
>You gulp again, sensing where this she's going with this.
>"And some can be 'very' persuasive."
"B-but... what could aunt Luna possibly want that she doesn't already have? Status?"
>Your mother smirks.
>"No, she is much simpler than that. You are aware of her 'activities' with her servants, yes?"
>Are you ever. It's been proving difficult to keep your fantasies in check.
"Y-yes."
>"As soon as you are willing, you will have the opportunity to assemble your own harem."
>Definitely one of the things you're looking forward to.
>"There are no restrictions on who may be in it. You may add whoever catches your eye..."
>She playfully pokes your cheek.
>"...or HER eye."
>Oh.
>OH.
"Is that why you said she's not worthy?"
>She pauses, suddenly looking slightly ashamed.
>"I may have been a tad bit harsh, in the heat of the moment..."
>That moment definitely had a lot of heat, as you remember it.
>"She cares for you more than she lets on, and truly trustworthy people are rare outside of family."
>You pause for a moment, not sure what to make of all this.
>"So... do you still want to do it?"

Your sexually deviant aunt wants to marry you for easy access to your harem. Would you?

>>30788006
Whoops, forgot to namefag.

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>>30788006
>Your sexually deviant aunt wants to marry you for easy access to your harem. Would you?
Yes. On two conditions No dudes and no pegging

>>30788078
She marries you not because she loves you, but because she wants something you have. Could at least bring new blood to family.

>>30788006
>Your sexually deviant aunt wants to marry you for easy access to your harem. Would you?
I was told to get a wife, not a whore. I'm not going to give her a prime method to be a tremendous turboslut while simultaneously being in a position of influence over me. She can fuck right off with that, if she "cares more than she lets on" she wouldn't try to manipulate me. BEGON THOT

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>>30788204
You I like.

>>30788204
She could be hopping on every dick that's pissed in the nile, instead she just wants to share your funtimes in the harem, knowing it turns you on. That's true love if you ask me.

>>30788108
>Could at least bring new blood to family.
That's kinda counter-productive to the subject of this thread.

>>30788260
Cousins are relatively new blood on the throne. Not aunts. Maybe if he'd convince Luna to have a daughter he could marry.

>>30788252
She wants funtimes, not you in them

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>>30788204
>I was told to get a wife, not a whore
t. guy with a harem

>>30788006
Me personally? No. Your story though, feel free to write it as you wish. Would be funny if anon made her into a sex slave as punishment for trying marry him as a means to increasing her authority. Anon forces her to service him and raise his hanging garden, only to deny her pleasure and force her to watch as anon plows her servants.

>>30788334
Perks of being a pharaoh

>>30788338
This

>>30788277
If she didn't already have one, it would be too long a wait. She should have gotten on that around the time he was born.

Then again, if he could wait, he could just make her part of his harem and knock her up with a daughter to be his future wife.

>>30788376
Could always legitimize a bastard to the throne. Cadence or Twilight, perhaps?

>>30788387
Is any of them royal relative? Do Celestia and Luna even have relatives in the series, who is not Blueblood? Is he even?

>>30788005
>first rose
jesus so he's never even had morning wood before?
>>30788006
will she let me watch? also will she share a sweaty egyptian Scootaloo with me?

>>30788229
Huh, I heard it was 8, and a chinese woman. Maybe that was just the youngest father, who was 7.

>>30788338
>>30788361
oh that does sound fun and we need more of that

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>>30788006
>You wake up with the Sun in your face, as you would any other day.
>Hearing a knock, you look to the sundial on the windowsill.
>Right on time.
"You may enter."
>It's the same trio from yesterday.
>Except, curiously enough, the servant with the jewelry has been replaced by another girl.
>Thinking nothing of it, you go through the routine for the thousandth time without uttering a word, eager to get out of the room.
>Finally looking presentable, you beeline straight to the dining hall, finding your mother, but strangely not your aunt.
>Unlike her elder sister, she's usually not one to skip out on breakfast.
"Morning, mother."
>"Ah, you're awake. Has the poison worn off yet?"
>You swallow a mouthful before speaking, taking a large sip of Levantine wine.
"Yes, thank the gods."
>"Good. We have preparations to make before the announcement."
>Despite all the information provided by your mother, the decision to wed your aunt had been an easy one.
>Looking back to your encounter by the riverside, she had made no secret of her 'hidden' agenda.
>Since she assured you that she would not just forget you, you could find nothing objectionable about her proposal.
>And that's not to mention your lack of viable options.
"Clerical paperwork, right?"
>"Mostly, yes, but there is also the matter of the royal chambers."
"Wait, really? You mean I can finally see them?"
>The royal chambers might as well be the stuff of legends to you.
>They were sealed off after your father died, so you have no recollection of them.
>The only thing you know comes from the notes in the palace architectural blueprints, and those scrolls are older than all your wrinkled tutors combined.
>Your mother releases a frustrated sigh.
>"I was going to get the two of you acquainted with them, but my sister is nowhere to be found..."
>Eating in silence for a while longer, your mother stands up off her chair, taking her leave.
>"Alright, no sense in waiting any longer. Shall we go?"

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>>30788703
>Walking to the royal chambers reminded you of the marvel you live in.
>The journey had made you walk up no less than three flights of stairs, to the highest level of the palace.
>The entrance to each guarded by a pair of guards, every level is more exclusive than the last as a security measure.
>The amount of people allowed to stand on this spot without special permission could be counted on one hand, though no doubt that number will increase as you move in.
"Wow... it's actually open."
>Huge blocks of stone had blocked further access for as long as you could remember, but you guess your mother had had them broken up and removed, considering all the dust on the floor.
>For the first time in your life, you can now see the actual entrance to the chambers, and the sight is truly magnificent.
>Two giant, guilded pillars flank the entrance on each side, no less than four meters tall.
>In the middle stands a door, a pale white stone slab covered in an entire library's worth of chiseled inscriptions, every line painted gold.
>It looks made to slide into the right hand wall, but there is no apparent opening mechanism.
>"Impressive, right? This is the only door of its kind ever made."
"How does it open..?"
>She motions you to look, her right foot on the floor and left hand on the wall, both at the same time pushing pressure plates hidden in plain sight.
>You hear a click and a rumbling noise as the door begins sliding open by itself, revealing a short hallway with a more normal door at the end.
"A-are there servants somewhere, pulling..?"
>Your mother shakes her head as you walk through. "A series of ropes, weights, and pulleys."
>The slab comes to a stop just before disappearing into the wall, slowly sliding back into its former position.
>"I can't say I understand the mechanism, but it works entirely by itself."
>Walking through, you take a mental note to go over those blueprints again at some point.

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>>30788707
>Opening the door to the proper chambers, a comparatively sad sight greets you.
>"It looks bad right now, but just wait until I have the renovations-"
>The room is completely empty, except for a large bed and... aunt Luna?
>By now you noticed sudden silence in the room, stopping in your tracks as you see the pair of siblings staring at each other, your mother looking confused.
>And what's even more surprising, your aunt is not alone.
>Sitting on the bed beside her is some girl, looking not much older than you, but wearing highly revealing clothing.
>"Luna... will you please explain yourself?"
>She sounds like she's scolding a child.
>Your aunt, for her part, doesn't look the least bit intimidated. "Explain what? I've been waiting for you here for the last hour."
>"Fine, but you should have told me." Your mother sighs. "Not to mention, bringing company, here?"
>The girl shrinks back, but your aunt stands up, pulling her along.
>"Ahem, yes..." She turns to address you.
>"To show my eternal devotion as your Great Royal Wife, I present to you..."
>As if showcasing at a slave auction, she points to the girl with both hands, who only smiles meekly.
>"...a willing concubine for your harem. I believe you don't need to be introduced..?"
>Huh?
>Your eyes scan her over, immediately noticing her well rounded pair of- OH.
"Are you..?"
>"A-ana, you majesty..."
>Damn. She looks completely different, but no less attractive.
>Much more so, in fact.
>"Well, congratulations, you have your first concubine." Your mother turns to walk away. "I'll just leave you to it."
>"Hold, Tia." Your aunt speaks daringly, turning up the tension in the room. "Not first. Or have you already forgotten your own decree?"
>Nobody in the room moves an inch, the silence utterly deafening.
>Your to-be wife and concubine both move towards the door, while your mother faces away from you.
>"We'll just leave you to it, then."
>The door is shut, leaving only the two of you inside the chambers.

>>30788712
Okay, NOW I'm done, unless I go on another binge later today.

>>30788720
I'd forgotten about Celesita's little boast/outcry. Now I'm thinking of how in the Fraser Mummy movies, the body paint on Anaksunamoon or however it's spelt, would smear at the smallest touch and it does things for me. Then I realize that if Luna used dark blue body paint, I could effectively have a "Papa Smurf." Very interesting setting Issues, I look forward to more.

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>>30788712
oh my

OH MY

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>>30788994
>Fraser Mummy movies
Anon with a pair of sexy Model 1873's when?

>>30788994
>>30789392
I love the first movie, but man that series really went downhill after the first.

>>30788707
bit more secure than Riju's bedroom...

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>>30789429
The problem was it was never meant to be a series, it was a campy late 90's action flick that should have stayed a campy late 90's action flick

>>30789524
Honestly, it probably would have been better that way.

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>You could taste her on your tongue. The hay pockets you two had shared earlier.
>You didn't know what a kiss was supposed to taste like, but the idea it could be so banal stirred a nervous laugh out of you.
>A breathless one, anyway. You were shaking with the effort of exercise you hadn't matched before, sweating, trying to catch your breath.
>The delicious ache in your groin brought your outer awareness back.
>Brought back the messy sheets under you, the ugly walls of your room.
>Your pretty, slightly podgy sister sitting upright, likewise shaking and dazed.
>Breathing hard, sweaty.
>A hoof absent-mindedly slipping between her thighs; some subconscious shyness, pointless now.
>You could see the pale mess puddling there, the wetness in her ashen fur.
>You could feel the wetness of her on you, cooling your softening skin. The thrill of the thought made it twitch, and some sick need to do it again nestled into the back of your mind.
>"A-ah... You came inside me."
>A sticky hoof is examined. It wasn't a question, but it didn't sound angry.
>You couldn't blush any harder, at least.
"I couldn't h-help it."
>Your eyes were low, to the juncture of your sister's thighs, uncovered again. Deliciously soft skin just darker than her fur with that soft pinkness within, made shiny by hers and your juices.
>You watched the subtle muscle twitches as you sister's clitoris winked, made pearly by your cum.
>You noticed that Hardcover's eyes were on your dick, which was already regaining its dignity.
>The reality of your Wednesday night settled into full focus.
>You are Paperback, and you just fucked your sister for the first time.

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>>30789550
I mean we can always just ignore the other two movies, The Mummy is a classic and will never stop being a classic because of two shit sequels.

>>30789578
True.

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>>30789577
Go on.

>>30789577
okay, i am down

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>>30789365
You brave soul you.

>>30789365
>large.png
They certainly are.

Is there any bon or Lyra green Lying around? I know the one cousin bonbon one but it ends before any lewd.

>>30789951
There was a short one about anon fucking his lesbo cousins.

>>30789577
>You could still feel your brother inside you. That urgent need at the very end, the way he had clung to your chubby body, the way he had kissed you,
>The liquid heat flooding you.
>It was all sorts of wrong.
>... for some reason. Exactly why escaped you right now.
>You hadn't had an orgasm that hard in your life.
>Paperback was sitting opposite from you on the narrow bed, leaning backwards and braced on his hooves, his skinny belly rising and falling with the effort of his breathing.
>His dick, shiny and pulsing gently, was there in full view.
>Only moments before it had been...
>A little thrill flashed in your belly, in that place where the taboo strikes the libido.
>You felt yourself wink, and so focused on your brother's genitals that you catch it twitch just after.
>And getting harder.
>That was a new feeling for a chubby, furtive librarian- you were not desireable, n-not like... that.
>The urgent, desperate need for love that had forced the two of your into that frenzy of sex moments before had subsided, and nervous caution was taking over.
>Like, maybe having your twin brother cumming inside you wasn't necessarily the best idea, no matter how much you loved him and,
>And how much you wanted him to do it again.
>"PB, I- just..."
>Words. The two of you loved books, but neither of you could speak coherently. Anxiety is such a joker.
>You lean towards him, and he's watching you with eyes widening behind his glasses.
>And you're watching his eyes when you lift his cock with one gentle hoof, and close your lips over the head.

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>>30789993
W-WEW

>>30789993
You have my attention.

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>>30789993

>>30786923
Gonna butt in here for a second.
>Implying
If you don't know who RGMAnon is, then don't pretend to know and brand your boogeyman as him. RGMAnon throws shit at completely normal things like plain homosexuality and males in general, and it is extremely easy to tell when he is posting. The ones in the Satyr thread only hates extremely autistic things and really obscure fetishes.

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>>30789993

>>30789951
I too would like to know this.

>>30790081
>If you don't know who RGMAnon is, then don't pretend to know and brand your boogeyman as him.
I can't say for sure personally as I don't frequent the Royal Guard Mare threads, but someone here a while back claimed to recognize his posting style as RGMAnon's.

>The ones in the Satyr thread only hates extremely autistic things and really obscure fetishes.
Nah, even if there's nothing to complain about he goes out of his way to start shit by making snide remarks out of nowhere and/or calling people retarded.

If it's not fetishes, or his recent favorite "monster harems and inbreeding" (despite there never actually being any discussion of a harem of any sort), he'll happily bitch about people discussing satyrs he doesn't like.
Timber and Simmer are some of his favorites to bitch about.

He's been doing this for YEARS.
If nothing else, his persistence and dedication to shitting up our threads is impressive.

>>30789951
>>30790194
>oh boy, it's time to get shameless
https://pastebin.com/47QYFLzK

>>30790224
>despite there never actually being any discussion of a harem of any sort
>Harem: several women being in love with one guy
Did you miss the story at the top?

>Timber and Simmer are some of his favorites to bitch about.
Nigga, nobody has even mentioned those two very much in ages, and even then it was clearly several Anons who had a problem with the headcanons that a few had for them at the time and refused to stop pushing into every conversation.

>He's been doing it for YEARS
>It's always one guy every time
>It's impossible for me to post stupid things; everything I post is flawless
You have to be mentally damaged to think that.

>>30790285
>Did you miss the story at the top?
It doesn't involve any harem.

>>30790285
>It's always one guy every time
I should have figured it was you.
Well, that's the last (You) for you today.

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>>30790224
>>30790288
>>30790293
Psst!
The fact that he defended the satyr troll as only going after "autistic shit" and "obscure fetishes" should clue you in that it's him.
Both of those things in this context are incest related, and he's trying really hard to be vague because he knows he can't bitch about incest in an incest general.
Some people might not have been fans, but you might have noticed that the only people throwing a tantrum about the problems with cross posting are the ones being incredibly rude, dredging it up two days later, and essentially trying to create a self fulfilling prophesy?
Just don't respond.

>>30790226
Gonna give this a read here in a bit. Will try to give that sweet feedback later.

>>30790224
By the way
>his posting style as RGMAnon's.
This
>>30766320
>>30766738
>>30768812
Is how you can tell you're talking to RGMAnon.

>>30789993
>For the first moment, you feel nothing, just a curious pressure.
>Hardcover had moved forward, and while you weren't expecting her to shout at you for your mistake, y-you hadn't been expecting...
>Her tongue.
"S-sweet Celestia..."
>Some distant part of your brain registered that your glasses were slipping.
>You braced a shoulder against the wall and straightened them with a hoof,
>The better t-to watch your sister draw half of your dick into her mouth.
>Her eyes were half-lidded, and her movements were... sensual. Nothing like the frantic fuck before.
>She made a soft, wet sound,
>An urgent little 'mmph'.
>Her mousy-brown bun was bobbing. She had a hoof around your waist, held at your butt, holding you still,
>L-like you were going to run away from this.
>Her eyes closed and yours roved, over her back, over the plumpish belly and flanks; details she felt so ashamed of,
>Details that had been haunting your shameful mornings and evenings for weeks.
>Why were they shameful again?
>Your eyes flit back to your sister's face
>Her nose was nestling into your pubic fluff.
>Your thoughts became a lot more urgent, and you tried to warn her but your tongue never worked right, and she had you pinned against the wall and held you tighter when you tried to pull back,
>Because cumming in your twin's mouth is...
>I-it wasn't as hard as the first one... inside her... but the way you could feel her throat constrict as she was swallowing brought it close.

>>30790306
Are all of those posts RGMAnon?

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>>30790306
Holy shit.

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>>30790333

>>30790300
Looking forward to it, m8. I'll just be lurking around, like always.

>>30790306
While there are undeniably some similarities, I don't see any of our complain-anon's dead giveaways in those posts. I'm not 100% sure it's the same guy. If it's not, then I guess we have two similarly minded autistic screechers on the board trying to thread-police.

Just out of curiousity, do you think
>>30765037
>>30765044
are also him samefagging in an attempt to start the ensuing shitstorm?
Because honestly, that does kinda seem like something our complain-anon would do.

Are we really so dead that we want to waste time on yet another attention whoring autist?

>>30790421
We're dealing with a pretty fascinatingly autistic autist here.

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Alright. I think everyone's got the point.
If you're not a satyrfriend, sorry about the faggot.
If you are a satyrfriend, be gracious to our hosts and stop talking about him.

Let's not forget why we're here.
Incest.

>>30790445
Guess it's like that mundus millennialis guy then. Not like there's anything too interesting going on anyway.

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>>30790333

>>30790333
As I told the yak writer earlier, you'd probably be better served saving up a few posts to post at once, rather than posting as you go.

>>30790449
We're talking about RGMAnon now.
Might be the same guy, but I'm not 100% convinced. RGMAnon seems a lot more wordy than our complain-anon usually is.
Of course, he could just have developed different posting patterns for different threads (in which case we may have underestimated the extent of his autism), but I'd say there's a real danger that we might be dealing with two similar wannabe thread-police autists.