Earth ponies are for breeding.

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All ponies are for breeding.

>>30775073
Except for bald pink mary sues

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>>30775060
Damn straight

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>>30775075
You're right. She is the one with the magic cock

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>>30775079
Why is Coco Pommel so breedable?

>>30775109
Who?
That's clearly Miss Pommel

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>>30775109
Earth pony genes, and her demure nature means she knows her place is below her male.

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>>30775122

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>>30775127
Shit tier meme.

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Best reason to have a Earth pony wife is just that. The breeding.

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damn right they are

>>30775060
Judging by that face I'd say Applejack is thinking (You) are for rape

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>>30775116
I would repeatedly impregnate Lyra until her ovaries died of age or overuse.

I need more family SoL greens about Anon and his dozen kids!
MORE

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Hylian boys are for riding

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No joke, I would pump my waifu so full of cum that a week later it'd still be leaking out as she walks down the street, embarrassed.

>>30776109
>not forcing her to wear a buttplug and keep it in her ass

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>>30776119
>coming in her ass
>instead of her glorious horsepuss and making sure she bears your children
disgusting

>>30775060
Nobody asking for sauce?
Well, don't mind if i give it in advance.
Found it randomly while i was fapping.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2476688

>>30776189
>human puss
>no crotchtits
ugh

B
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>>30776119
What >>30776131 said, keep your waifu nice and pregnant. That said, it's better to keep her plugged anyway than not.

>reunion time at Sweet Apple Acres
>you will never disappear along with one of the Apple mares into the family orchards one cool autumn evening
>Granny Smith knows all, and sees all, but says nothing; remembering the first time she made a tree shake as a young'un

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>>30776131
Right? Fucking abominable.

>>30775109

Her willingness to die for the cause.

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Cherry Berry?

>>30777147
Nah. Golden Harvest - Carrot Top to her friends - lovely pony-next-door, small-frontier-town type.

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>>30777155
>Nah.

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Fluttershy is an anomaly among pegasi.

>>30777197
Fluttershy is a skinny ass model

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>>30777155
>lovely pony-next-door, small-frontier-town type
>you will never Bon internally

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>>30776080

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>>30777224
It hurts.

>>30777224

>really a secret agent, so you'd never get to know the real Sweetie Drops, Mare of Mystery
>or she'd have to kill you to keep her cover

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>>30777197
WEW LAD

>>30777197
>>30777280
too bad discord's already smashing it
no sloppy seconds for me

>>30777269
>not being her alibi
>not being her rock of normalcy, having breakfast ready when she's had another late one 'at the office'
>not loving the grumpy, deliciously soft small-town mare with a sweet tooth and thicc, soft hindquarters

>>30777261
a moment's quiet thought for sinful thoughts about Gumdrop

>>30777355
It's alright, Gumdrop routinely has sinful thoughts about Dadderu in return.

>>30777201
This. Fluttershy is skinny and meek. She could never bear multiple foals. She is not for breeding.

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>>30777197
>>30777280
I would.

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what is your opinion on forced breeding?

>>30778018
Good for those uppity mares that don't know their place.

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>>30778018
its not forced if she craves it

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Does Earth pony mares have the hardest time resisting their estrus cycle?

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>>30778170
Yes, their breeding urges are much stronger due to their connection to the earth and fertility. Pegasi and Unicorns just don't understand how hard it is.

>>30778018
Fuck you, it's shit
No point in breeding if there's no love
Who the fuck do you think's going to educate the kids?

Go make another abuse thread that lasts for a couple hours, faggot

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>>30778200
>tfw no earth pony gf to rut you senselessly

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>>30778237
>you
rip

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>>30778200
As much as I like pegasi, I'll allow it. It just makes sense, what with their magic being connected to the earth and all.

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>Why do I have to be here at the peak of my estrus?
>Prissy unicorns just don't know how hard it is.
>Just keep smiling, don't let these nobles see weakness.
>Good thing I'm wearing panties or the floor would be soaked.
>God I just want to push that colt over and ride him till my womb is overflowing.

>>30778200
Interacting and procreating with the other races are the Earth ponies biggest advantage. We rarely see Unicorns and Pegasi ponies be together.

How could you resist flying down to a earth pony mare in heat, wanting to get fucked?

>>30778339
We need more of this.

>>30775073
I N F I B U L A T E B N O W
N O
F W
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>>30778339
>mare behind the counter politely smiling at you while she's thinking about nothing but getting fucked raw by you

>>30777147
Cherry Berry remains a superb background horse, even if she isn't as adorably grouchy as she used to be.

>>30778356
>just Stuka your dick right into her thirsty marehood from 15,000 ft

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>>30778170
https://pastebin.com/RTQxULxg

>>30778339
>the floor isn't soaked in spite of her panties
Then she's not ready yet.

>>30779037
pfft

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>>30778237

>>30778225
This.
>>30778018
Feel ashamed of yourself, fucking faggot.

Are there any saucy breeding fics? Not greentext ones.

>>30779232
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/206435/impregnation/folders

>>30776202
Too soon anon

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Breeding, you say?

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>>30779843
B R E E D I N G

>>30779852
Porn when

>>30779843
>>30779852
If the womb is empty, fix that.

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>>30779843
>ywn have a herd of primo Apple family mares to breed
it fuckin hurts
just pretend that this is apple fritter and not some shitty oc

>>30779885
Already thought it was Apple Fritter before you said anything.

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>>30779899
then shhh, shhh, i didnt say anything

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>>30779852
There needs to be a rundown of how many family members Applejack has.

>>30779885
I actually like this OC more than Apple Fritter

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>>30777956
She is kindhearted and adored mother to scores of animals. Look beyond her physicality, troglodyte.

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>>30777956
i mean you say that, but the show itself says otherwise

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>>30779924
Not saying she is incapable of having children. Just that she is not for breeding. Every year, every heat season, getting bred by a stallion. She would not be able to handle that. Carrying foals for the majority of her life.

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>>30778200
>Yes, their breeding urges are much stronger due to their connection to the earth and fertility.

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>>30776109
>Not refilling Vinyl every night
>Not permanently staining her tail white with your cum so every pony knows that she's yours
>Not embarrassing her yourself by pointing out whenever she's leaking

>>30780050
>Tree Hugger staying clean for 11 months for the foals' sake
Unlikely, but intriguing.

>>30780093
That's for cigarettes. Weed is different.

>>30780116
>That's for cigarettes. Weed is different.
lol

>>30780116
Drugs are drugs dude

>>30780127
Cigarettes are not drugs

>>30780135
>Cigarettes are not drugs

>>30780135
>American education

>>30780138
>>30780146
My girlfriend smoked weed when she was pregnant with our son. Nothing wrong with him. But go ahead and pretend to be internet-scientists.

>>30780171
>Nothing wrong with him
That you know of.
http://www.webmd.com/baby/news/20030325/marijuana-may-harm-fetus

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>>30780135
>Cigarettes are not drugs

>>30780135
Put me in the screencap

>>30778018
Should only be done in extreme cases. Like a lesbian who refuses to take the dick.

>>30778018
It should be mandatory for mares who refuse to have at least one foal, since they'll then naturally want more afterwards and the universe will be right again.

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remember

empty wombs are sad wombs

>>30780135
>Nicotine
>Not a drug

Stop posting anytime.

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u rite.

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We are going to get a surprise in season 8.

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>>30775060

>>30779114
>>30778423
>>30778339
Is there some kind of tag for this kind of thing on Derpi?

>>30780764
>inb4 banned

>You will never enslave the princesses and keep them tied to their beds, forever giving birth to hundreds of ponies for all eternity.

>>30778423
>Decide to flirt with the pretty mare behind the counter.
>Wake up in the hospital with a shattered pelvis.

>>30780823
There is an unspoken rule in Equestria to not fuck an Earth pony in season. You'll end up with a kid.

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>>30780823
Please, they're so sensitive. Just flip her onto her back and have her hind legs wrap around your waist, then go to town on her until she's catatonic.

>>30780138
>>30780127
>>30780146
>>30780184
Mind altering dankplant that dulls you versus a substance that gives you a need to poo and makes your skin grey

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>>30780990
>Mind altering dankplant that dulls you
you make that sound much worse than it really is
let me guess, you can overdose on it too, right?

>>30776201
The best combination!
>belly button
And it's ruined.

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>>30781113
>the best
>ruined
wow, you have really shit taste.

>>30781113
It'll take you like 3 seconds in paint to eyedrop her coat color and brush over it

>>30781130
Horse anatomy is too busy, especially on a qt poner. I like me a smooth belly and a subtle gash.

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>>30780862
You'll never be able to move fast enough to satisfy her, she'll take control back in a second.

not this time you got me im deprest

>>30781171
do horses even have a belly button? i dont think its proper horse anatomy

>>30781475
The umbilicle cord has to be attached somewhere for mammals. A horse is no different.

>>30781475
They do, on their belly, like us.

>>30778018
Bretty gud

A nice premise to be combined with changelings and their victims

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Professional breeder.

>>30781770
Considering her age, she has a pretty bad track record.

>>30781783

That just makes her more eager.

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Even the fillies are ready for breeding.

>>30782311
Fillies are too young for breeding.

>>30782472
they're ready as soon as they get their cutiemarks

>>30777372
>Implying

>>30775060
Recommend me some good games clop please.

>>30782472
The genetic coding of egg cells breaks down more the older a girl gets.
For prime babs, you gotta breed them young.

>>30775073
there must be a NSFW version around somewhere. Please.

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>>30780171
>Anecdotal evidence is scientific proof of my point

WEW LAD

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I'd rather a pegasus desu senpaitachi

>>30775127
It's amazing how this is a thing. I can see it.

>>30777224
>pony-next-door
>queen resting bitch face the pone

Fuck no. Bon Bon is worst Earth pone.

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>>30783807
(You)

>>30783807
She's great BECAUSE she's worst, stupid
>ywn pass entire afternoons bickering and debating retarded shit with a fat bottomed mare only for her to pin you down and ride you dry, only stopping when you moan her name and beg for her mercy, before telling her that she was right about everything and you were wrong

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>>30783945
She's pretty damn a cute.

>>30784027
That is some beta ass shit, son.

>>30784027
>>30784050
yeah

thats pretty fucking beta senpai

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>>30784050
>>30784061
Mares are made to be on top and worshipped
You guys are homos

>>30784077
mares are engineered by mother nature to be baby factories their sapience was just a random mutation that allowed them to better search for mates so that their wombs would never be empty

>>30784077
B E T A

>>30784150
This nigga gets it.

>>30784150
>doesn't want a mare to pin him down and force him to fill her womb again and again
nah, I'll keep my stance on this
You guys are gay

>>30784077
>>30784161

What's it like being a low-t bitchboy?
I actually have testicles so I'm wondering how shitty it must be.

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>>30784242
>wannabe chad
>on /mlp/
holy shit and here I thought summer was just a meme

>>30784150
Yeaah, fuck that. I'm happy having just two or three kids.

>>30784255
Did you wander out of r9k? No wonder you're such a soft-boy.

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>>30784275
oh noes don't call me names on the internet, whatever am I going to do :'(
Did you wander out of /b/?
You do know you need to be 18 to post here right
Or maybe my fantasies are hitting too close to home? Are you a bitch IRL too?
I'm sorry Anon, I'm sure you'll find a girl that will submit to your thundercock some day

>>30784359
Smug rarity and smug shimmer posting. WEW.
So you have a cry about being called names after calling names, use the chad meme, go for the summer and underage memes, then go for the projecting meme.
You really are a turbofaggot little bitch. Are all you submissive pussies this retarded or are you a special case?

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>>30784390
Please tell me you have a vagina so I can get hard from this

>>30784396
If I did I wouldn't let a faglord like you near it, you're prime material for being a cucked little bitch.

>>30784396
S A D

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>>30784396
What difference does it make?
Nothing with hooves could type like that, and that's all that matters.

Geld the males and put them to work in the fields where they belong.
Start a breeding program to breed better mares.

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>>30783528
my nigga

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>>30784532
Aw yeah, the best race.

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>>30784552
damn straight

>>30783528
>when your waifu is continuously pregnant for so long that her wings atrophy and she's no longer any more capable of flight than a mudpony

>>30784583
>ywn leave spitfire a happy shell of her former self through extensive breeding
Why even live?

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>>30784583
>implying
She'd still adorably flutter around and struggle to reach high places, but still reach them. It's important for a pregnant pegasus mare to be able to get off the ground, after all.

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>>30784583
>>30784607
this
evolution wise, it would be pretty retarded if they were completely grounded during pregnancy
plus they're light, so the kids would be even lighter, and i doubt a few extra pounds would keep any pegasus mare from the sky
especially the best one

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>>30784662
>tfw no light, lithe little pegasus to impregnate and carry around

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>>30783528
>>30784532
>>30784552
>>30784566
>Winghugs
>Can literally brighten your day.
>At home both in the air and on the ground.
>Light but usually /fit/.
>Snuggling inside your clothes and being surrounded by your scent emulates a winghug.
>Can easily talk or 'walk' with each other at a comfortable height.
>Cute birb noises / antics.

No other species, either terrestrial nor equestrian can compare.

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>>30784692
dont forget how lewd wings can be
id love a thicc earth pone as much as any faggot, but my heart will always go to the birbs

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>>30784692
>>Can literally brighten your day.
How adorable.

>>30776876
>That said, it's better to keep her plugged anyway than not.
This
Leaking pussy with a pluged ass.

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>>30775060
>You will never run one hand down a thicc pone's back, caressing her curves to rest on her sacral dimples
>you will never feel her warmth under your fingers as she shivers under your touch
>you will never let your hand drift lower as you use the other hand to rub her chest fluff


Why are we here?

>>30784896
>her sacral dimples
do horses have those

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>>30784896
Just to suffer.

>>30775127

To be fair, Pommel is relatively soft.

>>30785026

Daily reminder that since Alicorns are the best of all three races, that Celestia is basically the biggest, sexiest earth pony.

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>>30785047
She's the biggest, sexiest anything.

>>30784913
They do in my drawings

>>30785049

Well, you're not wrong.

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>>30785173
Right?

these BREEDING threads appear so often I'm surprised that there's no BREEDING general

>>30785253
I think there was at some point.

>>30785253
I'm surprised there's no BREEDING green.

>>30785253
There tends to be lots of talk about breeding, but very little green actually gets made.

>>30775060
Where can I find the source for this?

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>>30785294
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BREEDING GREEN

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>>30785297
>>30785309
>mfw all the writefags are LOW-TEST

>>30785309
>>30785297
>>30785313

Y'all niggas surprised that you aren't getting breeding greens but you aren't posting requests.

>>30785335
/r/ Greens of Anon breeding mares.

>>30785335
Something like this
>>30778339

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>>30785335
Big human holding down little petite feathery pegasus mare and breeding her through her multiple orgasms.

>>30785335
>Christmas cakes like Cheerilee and Mayor Mare sedusing Anon because their biological clocks are ticking and all ponies look equally cute to him
>Twi volunteering to find out if humans can interbreed with ponies "for science"
>Queen Chrysalis pinning Anon down and making him fertilize the eggs that she's going to lay in his butt

>>30785419
>>Queen Chrysalis pinning Anon down and making him fertilize the eggs that she's going to lay in his butt
out
be gone with you

>>30785419
>>Queen Chrysalis pinning Anon down and making him fertilize the eggs that she's going to lay in his butt
/out/

>>30785421
>>30785431

(in before that's the only idea that gets written now)

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>mfw pegafags thinks they can breed like Earth ponies

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>>30785507
Pegasi would have just as many foals as earthies, it's unicorns that would breed slowly. Pegasi were the ones with the big warrior culture, remember. Gotta replenish your numbers after a big battle.

>>30785530

Why don't they have more Cloud Cities, then?

>>30785530
>not as strong as Earth ponies
>don't have anywhere near the same level of food production as Earth ponies
>don't have the same fertility and growth magic as Earth ponies

>>30785555
What, is a megacity and floating factory complex not enough for you? There aren't many ponies or pony cities to begin with.

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>>30785559
They lived in a highly mobile flying fortress and were conquerors, Anon. They probably constantly raided for a lot of the shit they needed.

>>don't have the same fertility
>implying

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>>30785562
A city of Earth ponies

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>>30785576

>>30785577
>cloudsdale
>las pegasus

>>30785605

>Las Gamblesas
>Implying that isn't a griffon front.

>>30785507
Quality over quantity, dude.

>>30785612
That's not what breeding is about, bro

>>30785612

>produce more quality specimens
>but they get outnumbered tenfold by average specimens.

>>30785612
Every pegasus is worth five earthies.

>>30785612
>>30785634
>>30785638
Unicorns are way more quality than a pegasus and a Earth pony. A real quality Unicorn becomes a Princess.

>>30785577
oh yeah, because that place is just filled completely with nothing but earth ponies, right?

>>30785612

Quantity is a quality all its own.

>>30785638
Are zebras worth 3/5 of an earth pony?

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>>30785638
I'd wager 1 Pegasus is worth 2 earth ponies while 1 Unicorn is worth 5 earth ponies or 3 Pegasus.

>>30785634
>what is flight
and now the numbers have been zapped down

>>30785665

Depends on their training. I'd imagine a raw unicorn is worth one pegasus, and two earth ponies, while an elite unicorn might be worth 50 pegasi and 100 earth ponies, but when it comes down to it, only a few unicorns actually even bother to become elites.

>>30785650
>A real quality Unicorn becomes a Princess
Cadance was originally a pegasus.

>>30785665
>Glimmer
Proof that a unicorn isn't even worth a tenth of a mule.

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>>30780135
What the fuck

>>30785667

>throw a rock at them
>even a glancing hit brings them down
>rocks are fucking everywhere
And now flight doesn't matter.

>>30785656
It should be, unless the griffons have convinced them that multiculturalism is magic.

>>30785622
>>30785634
r/K selection, dude

>>30775060
Is there a source for this image?

>>30785419
>Twi volunteering to find out if humans can interbreed with ponies "for science"

>Anon assumes that she just wants some fuk and agrees
>Her horn flashes, and he passes out immediately
>When he wakes up, he's gagged and strapped to a table with a strange device attached to his dick, gently milking it
>A tube coming out of the device leads to a glass half-liter bottle that's about half-full with semen
>Twilight notices that he's awoken, and greets him happily
>"Oh, you're awake! I would have gotten you up sooner, but having your semen extracted can get pretty boring after a few days."
>Days!?
>How long has he been out?
>How long does she plan to keep him here?
>When she pulls out an already-filled bottle, he knows that he has to have been here for a while
>"If humans and ponies are biologically compatible, then the chances of pregnancy are most likely to be very low. The best chance to ensure a pregnancy is to maximize the egg's exposure to your sperm!"
>As she talks, she uncaps the bottle and slots it into a device that's tipped with a long, bulbous nozzle
>The nozzle slides into her, she activates the device, and his semen flows steadily into her body
>Her long groan becomes a moan as her womb inflates enough to be noticable
>She extracts the device from her vagina and pats her belly happily
>Not a drop falls out of her; one hundred percent of his semen is sealed within her womb
>"I'll let the extraction continue for another week or two, then we'll begin working with volunteers once we have enough semen."
>Anon attempts to struggle against his bonds, but he's strapped down tightly
>She smiles sympathetically
>"I know you're worried about getting bored. I'll bring a projector down so you can watch some movies."
>She trots up the stairs, and turns back to him from the doorway
>"But for now, I need to run a few tests and take some notes about the experience of having your human sperm inside of me in such large volumes. I'll see you in a few hours!"

>>30785685
what
theyre not pigeons

it would be especially ineffective if they were wearing even just light armor

>>30785421
>>30785431
>>30785481
It's a great prompt because it's two breedings for the price of one.

I need yo know when or where was that

>>30785685
>implying they can have accuracy good enough to hit them
>implying pegasi will just float there and wait to get hit
thats funny
>inb4 they can throw big rocks
>what is flying higher

>>30785702

>wearing armor
>while flying
>fuck that extra five pounds really slows me down
>rock hits you in the wing
>You fall to the ground, have a harder time controlling your descent because of armor, and then a pony stomps on your head while you're laying on the ground screaming in agony.

>>30785699
don't write ever again

>>30785699
>Unicorn fucking up proper breeding technique.
This is why they are inferior breeders.

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>All this talk about Earth pony vs Pegasus
>meanwhile Unicorns handle both easily
It's like when black people argue with mexicans about who is the least shit.

>>30785685
>implying pegasi can't fly tungsten telephone poles up into low equestria orbit and drop them on earth pony towns

>>30785727
No one cares about pink shimmer

>>30785727

>tire yourself out casting two combat spells
>swarmed by earth ponies or pegasi
>killed

>>30785714
having that extra 'five pounds' of armor would be worth it just to prevent exactly what your talking about

and how the fuck would a rock bring down a pegasus
you might have a point with ARROWS but a rock isnt going to cut it

>>30785727
>touch the horn
>no more magic to protect a weak, fragile body
both could easily fuck em up up close, they only have distance
and i doubt your average unicorn could even have enough strength to pick up anything more than a chair

>>30785743

>armor on the wings
>that need to be mobile for you to fly
You can't armor your wings, stupid, or you won't be able to move them well enough to fly.

>>30785663
of course

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>>30785743
Ahem.

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It's my headcanon that Earth ponies were kept as sex slaves by both races and eventually managed to mix their genes with them. Which explain the Carrot Cake situation.

>>30785714
>>30785741
>pony combat is basically just scenes from Black Hawk Down

>>30785758
Oh no, bruising. The pegasus air force is doomed.

>>30785758
>move slightly to the left
oh wow, problem solved

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>>30785763
More like the Carrot Cuck situation.

>>30785769
>moving to the left from a hail of stones
Why didnt they just move to the left during arrow storms?

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>>30785685
>>30785714
>>30785753
>>30785758

>>30785753
armor's not that bad, really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzI1UvlQqw

>>30785767

>can easily kill people in armor
>almost any idiot can use it with like a day's worth of practice

>>30785775
alright then
>fly higher while stones lose velocity
problem solved

>>30785767
>bruising.
Sling bullets have enough force to cave skulls in.

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>>30785775
Probably because humans can't evade in three dimensions or dive or pull up at a hundred miles an hour.

>>30785777

Note the exposed wings, exposed under belly, and barely armored legs.

Pegasi were shit at military matters.

>>30785786
Earth ponies are strong. They can come pretty fast.

>>30785784
>>can easily kill people in armor
The fuck are you talking about. A rock isn't going to pierce metal or chainmail armor. Leather armor either.

>>30785786

...but then you can't fight the enemy, who presumably is on the ground.

>>30785801
just grab their rocks out of the air at the peak of their trajectory and throw them back down at them

>>30785799
You don't need to pierce armor to kill someone. Trauma is a thing.

>retards completely ignoring the massive advantage pegasi have in their unparalleled agility and ability to attack from any angle
>ignoring the fact they could use ANY level of cloud cover to mask any of their military movements for sudden and decisive sneak attacks
There's a reason pegasi were the warriors out of the three tribes.

>>30785801
So earth ponies can throw stones but pegasi can't drop them? As a matter of fact, they could probably literally kick lighting out of clouds onto the enemy army below.

>>30785773
Either way, they got Earth pony genes now. So they are pretty much forced to live with Earth ponies. Pretty genius to mixbreed with the other races.

>>30785798
and pegasi are all about being fast, no big deal
>>30785801
from the safety of the sky, you'd have plenty of time to think of your next move

>>30785815

>Your twin brother can fly and you'll never know the pleasure of flying
>your twin sister will use magic and you'll never know the pleasure of magic
Which is worse?

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>>30785794
mate that's jousting armor, though.
not only that, but it was for show.
besides, you don't need that much armor when you fast as fuck

>>30785814

>giving the earth ponies their ammo back
Thanks sky senpai.

>>30785828
The fact that neither of you will ever know your real father.

>>30785431
Anon awoke, as he often did, with an ache in his head and the creeping realization that he could not move.
He blinked, but saw naught but darkness.
“I wondered who kidnapped me this time,” he murmured as he tried to move. Whatever was binding his legs and arms in place, however, held fast.
He was not embarrassed to note that as the weather turned cold, an outrageous number of mares seemed to be going into heat, and when he refused their advances they rarely took it well.
>”It was me,” came a hiss from beside him.
Where had he heard that voice before?
“Okay, so...is this a kidnapping for ransom or...?”
He knew the answer, but it was better to ask just in case.
>“You're going to fertilize my eggs.”
What? Oh hell no.
“Listen, lady, I don't do griffons, it's nothing personal, but after the last one nearly cut my throat with her beak while giving me a hickey-”
>”Silence, fool!”
The room was bathed in a green glow, and he saw his tormentor.
A black furred...or was it an exoskeleton?
The Changeling Queen herself, Queen Chrysalis, perched above his naked form. Her belly was bulging.
“Oh shit.”
She chuckled.
>”For what it's worth, just remember that unlike whatever degenerate rutting you do with ponies, this actually benefits society...well, my society, anyway.”
She smiled that fangy smile at him, and he prayed that one of the other ponies who had wanted him to mate with them would come and rescue him right now.

>>30775060
The main reason earth ponies are for ""breeding"" is because basically earth ponies don't have any special abilities like they have no horns like unicorns and no wings like pegasus. So litterally earth pony mares could be easily good submissive sex slaves. So that's what you mean??

>>30785843


She spread her holed wings, and Anon winced. She knew his weakness.
His penis sprang to attention even before she gripped it with her magic. He winced in agony as he recognized the spell by the pure pain as his penis went from 'kind of hard' to 'ready to hilt'.
And then she dropped onto him.
The pain ebbed and gave way to pleasure, but he wished he could move anything but his crotch. If he could just grab a rock and hit her over the head...
However, her marehood gripped him so tightly that he was sure he wouldn't be able to muster ill will against her even if he wanted to.
“How can somepony with a heart so cold and dead have such a warm cunt?”
>She only smirked at him as she continued.
Every time she fell upon him, he knew he was getting closer to whatever she meant to do with him after this was over, and he struggled fiercely. Ultimately, however, in the end, he was a man.
He began to love the experience and, though he tried to fight it, he felt her draining him dry.
Weakened, he succumbed to the growing pleasure and painted her insides with his seed.
As consciousness faded, he was sure he heard something like, “turn him over, I need to get these in his butt.”

I'm pretty sure that if Pegasus ever tried anything on the Earth ponies, the Unicorns would help them strike back. And the same if Unicorns ever tried anything on Earth ponies, the Pegasus would help and strike back at them.

Sort of like how the alliances with Germany, United Kingdoms and France went throughout history. Whenever one would get bigger or try getting bigger, 2 would team up and put them down. Thus keeping a balanced equilibrium between all 3.

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>>30785831
oh shit look at those qt pegasus mares hhhnggg

>>30785835

>caring about who sired you when your adoptive father put a roof over your head

>>30785851
Pretty sure the discussion was pre-unification senpai.

>>30785854

Daily reminder that griffons are better than pegasi.

>>30785864
>catbird jews
gross

>>30785861
Uh... Yeah I know? Allying up with other countries to prevent one from subjugating the other and gain power is pretty much how it works. It's the biggest reason why there are so many countries in Europe.

>>30785876
Think they all three were pretty bitter enemies that refused to so much as even cooperate at the lowest level.

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What the fuck even happened to this thread.

>>30785871

You're just jealous, schlomo, that griffons are both better warriors and more breedable.

>>30785883
Yes. But subjugating and controlling Earth ponies would be a huge deal, since they had all the food. If either Pegasus or Unicorns managed to control Earth ponies, they would easily just be able to push out the other race.

>>30785850
3/10
You wrote something, I guess, but not very well and the ending was a bit of a cop-out.

>>30785699
5/10
Intriguing take on the prompt, but needs to be expanded.

>>30780116
I'd hate to be your offspring...

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>>30785889
gross, why would i be jealous of those filthy vermin?
horsepussy is best, whether they're warriors or not, the 3 pone races combined would completely wipe those niggers off the planet

>>30785898

>3/10
Yeah I admit it, I'm lazy as fuck, not enthused, and pressed for time.

>>30785903
Alicorns don't count

>>30785917
>alicorns arent ponies
ok

>>30785903

>niggers
Oy vey, we got a genuine racist here.

>>30785898
>5/10
>Intriguing take on the prompt, but needs to be expanded.

That's a rather roundabout way of saying 'moar'

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>>30785917
Why not? I would breed the fuck out of them. And they're ageless, so you can breed them continuously. For decades. Basically until your body can't anymore.

>>30785946

Even gave it a 2.5 out of 5, that's practically like saying ' you can earn a three or even a four if you finish it!'.

>>30785903
IN universe they're scared of dragons and changelings starting war, prey species the still are.

Also, cat puss better than stinky horse crevice.

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>>30780135
Anon...

>>30785947
>Basically until your body can't anymore.
>implying your waifu would let that happen
>implying you wouldn't keep her continuously pregnant for thousands of years and need to keep detailed family records to keep your kids from being each other's granparents and shit by accident

>>30785941
they're literally the jews of the pony world, you're goddamn right ill be racist towards them
>Oy vey
>>30785957
yeah, because you're looking at regular citizens
if they actually had a war brewing, things would change
>that comment
gross, enjoy your dirty flying cats then

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>>30785970
I can't tell you how beautiful that would be and how sad it makes me that it can never be reality.

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>>30785889
>even comparing the two
Enjoy your inferior species, mate.

>>30785988
I'm not the one who wants to fuck a pasture grazing ground equine.


Have you seen how soft and adorable Gabby is, imagine how pretty and sweet they can be, just as good as any old horse with wings stapled on its back.

>>30785947
Immortality comes with a price. And that price is infertility.

>>30786003

>implying this isn't a result of years of racial oppression and discrimination conducted by the ponies.

>>30775060
While I agree that Earth Ponies are the most breedable, I wouldn't hesitate to stick it to multiple races in Equestria.

>>30786024

It's my head canon that Celestia's infertile and Luna is actually an ancestor to many of the characters.

Luna hasn't calmed down enough after her return to get back to fucking, but in another thousand years she'll have more than a few bloodlines

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>>30786024
Ohohoho, no, child, no.

>>30786013
they have restaurants you know, obviously more than the shithole in >>30786003
>sweet they can be
>can be
but they're not, so they'll stay shit
>>30786024
explain the godless soul that is Flurry Heart, then

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>>30786024
>alicorns are infertile
u wot m8

>>30786035
That would explain the batponies. I like that headcanon. Luna being the 'Mistress of the Night'

>>30786041
Cadence and Twilight are not Immortal.

Flurry Heart might be though.

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>>30786046
Wew, fanon immediately debunked.

>>30786041
We don't know all of Griffonia, they could have the best Ribeye in their world, and there was a chef griffon in the show.

Also, Griffons can be nice, it doesn't have to be all rainbows for people to be nice y'know.

>>30786054
well you cant say that until there's proof, mate

>>30786054
more fanon

>>30786069

There is a source book that implies that only Celestia and Luna are immortal, but since the show hasn't said it I don't take it as canon either.

>>30778200

"So what did she say after class?"

"She raised it after I gave her a D."

"Don't you mean she raised it to a D?"

"Yeah, three times."

>>30779918

It's like that debt ticker billboard. Constantly increasing with interest.

>>30786061
griffons are more hostile though. and if it's in their nature to care about money so much, they're gonna all be thinking for themselves and not trusting very many people
i dont know about you, but id rather stay in a regular house where the residents arent as edgy.

>>30785663
Ey, don't bully zebras fagget
Zecora's a bro

>>30786106
We as humans are hostile, we will get along with a fellow predator rather than a four legged species that blots at the thought of danger.

We like money, we know not to blindly trust others.

The griffins have more common sense, and have floofy feather down, better than what a Pegasus can put out by a mile.

>>30786116
Well... that's definitely a point. Humans ARE very aggressive.

>>30780788

>it's only barely mentioned in the history books, but post Equestrian formation, Celestia and Luna were both young, hormonal as hell and with no lack of suitors but quite a lack of birth control and a rich land to help populate

>Blueblood has a little bit of Celestia in him. And Luna, on his grandmother's side. So does over 99% of Equestria's family lines, though

That includes all six of the Elements of Harmony

>After seven generations, it got so ridiculous tracking bloodlines they just started calling them all "My little ponies"

>>30780135
Have to admit, did not see that coming.
I thought you would be (dude weed is 100% safe lmao), nope, you are so far down the hole in education on substances there is no hope.

>>30786116
and why the hell would i want to experience exactly what you find here, inside of a fantasy land?

>>30786036
>Alicorns are very fertile
>Celestia especially so, considering that she's the goddess of the sun, the metaphorical mother of all life
>However, Alicorns are exceptionally selective
>Luna has yet to mate with anyone herself, but Celestia has had a few foals over the last few millennia
>Being chosen by Celestia to mate is considered an incredible honor, and it's been over seven hundred years since the last time it's happened
>When she meets Anon, she's immediately intrigued
>She befriends him easily, and learns about him and his world as Twilight studies his biology
>When Twilight gives her the good news, she invites him to a romantic, candlelit dinner
>Anon is nervous
>Celestia is wearing a beautiful dress, and she's filling him up with incredibly expensive and fancy food and wine
>Is she about to ask him to marry her?
>Not exactly
>Instead, she asks him to have a foal with her
>Celestia is humble, but she knows her status
>She knows that any stallion would cut off their own tail to breed with her
>But Anon is actually kind of creeped out
>They had a totally normal friendship, and now all of a sudden she's liquoring him up and asking for his babies
>After being rejected for the first time in her life, Celestia vows to win Anon's heart, and his seed
>She just has to work her way around his alien eccentricities

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>>30786139
I believe he's saying you'd get along a lot better with a griffoness than a mare.

>>30786139
Because herd mentality, blind trust of an immortal divine being, and not having to deal with physics breaking telekinesis and lightning bolts.

You could kill a griffin with a nice sword, you couldn't kill an angry unicorn and couldn't be sniped by a Pegasus with electricity from nowhere.


Also, common sense and doses of reality are attractive to me.

>>30786157
well, i suppose that really does go down to personal preference, then
ignorance is bliss, id rather live retarded with the pones.

>>30786168
Also, I don't think ponies would be up for a threesome with a Griffin, the predator predator prey dynamic would scare the shit out of them.

>>30786174
unless it was a subby Griffon like Gabby, i bet.

>>30786174
>the predator predator prey dynamic would be incredibly arousing to them

>>30786185
Requesting art of Anon and an adorable naieve Gabby requesting sex from a terrified earth pone.

>>30786190
>"We brought you yellow, let us smash!"

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>>30786143
I AM INTEREST

GIMME

>>30785363
absolute gorgeous artwork, the signature of the artist says... shoro?

>>30786268
share dast

>>30786143
keep going