Congratulations anon, your dreams are finally coming true and you're being sent to Equestria.
Of course though, we can't just have a human running around Equestria though, so the magical whatever teleporting you goes to google images and types in "*your first name* the pony", the very first result is what you're now forced to spend the rest of your life in Equestria as.
How bad is it anon?
It's not that bad, right?
>>30774139
>>30774139
Seems I have Aryanne/Nyx-tier characterization now...
>>30774139
I could work with this, grow out my mane and beard, the right outfit this could work.
>>30774139
T-tell me I'm still human guys.
>>30774139
Now to find a waifu, beat her to a pulp and drink cider while complaining about those cunts in Trottingham.
Give me a spot in the movie
God fucking damn it. I'll never escape that fucking show.
>>30774139
Lookin' pretty gooood.
I get a sex change and I'm a qt. Not bad. Prolly increases my chances with hot mare/mare action.
Not too bad desu f.am
>a pony from the show
Nice
>Tfw you could've had Carlie the Unicorn but instead got stuck with this piece of shit
>>30774539
You and me both, brother. Fuck the rest of these non canon squares.now gib filly puss
Okay what the hell. I would get raped in the first 15 minutes I was there and nobody could say I wasn't asking for it.
>>30774590
It's just Charlie in the show's style; what's the problem?
>>30774539
That's not good. That will confuse the shit out of people having two running around.
>>30774590
Oh wow just realized the scar doubles as a cutie mark
>>30774139
I'm ready to unsheathe some katanas
It's both horrifying and majestic at the same time.
>>30774638
Does your name happen to be 'fluttershy'?
>>30774833
no it's Sasa
>>30774139
I doubt it could be any worse.
>>30774139
Oh yeah motherfucker. You know I'm the fucking main character of this fucking show now. If there was any more angst in my hair it would be trying to kill my mother while ploting to takeover the school.
>>30774235IT STARTED WHEN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID
>>30774139
Kill me.
>>30775108
you should go fuck Ben >>30774235
>>30775145
I mean. I can try I guess.
>>30774235
Yo Ben you want some succ
fuck
>>30774139
I'm a straight up pimp.
>>30774139
Can't get any pony picture only cutie marks pop up and if a pony pops up there's 5 of them.
Alright, lets try to focus on the positive here. Sure, I look like the second edgiest guy in the world, but at least I have a magic cutie mark, so maybe I can...
>An Earth Pony
Fuck. At least I have a cool tie, right?
>>30774202
I guess I'm the same pone. Atleast we could make up that we are 4chan pone
lanky and i wouldn't wear a baseball cap but is ok.
I get turned into a hot mare?Shit I would take horny stallion dick on the reg.
I can live like this.
Considering that two pics to the right of mine there was inflation shit, I think I did pretty decent
>>30775146
That's it I'm killing myself.
>>30774139
It was either this or UUUUUUUUURP M-M-MORTY YOUR PARENTS ARE IDIOTS
This is fine
>>30776215
i'm alright with this, being a famous artist in equestria would be baller.
Not bad
>>30776233
Absolutely terrifying
>>30774139
Watchout, twifags. My favorite color's purple too.
Oh, Oh god. It made me vomit in my own mouth a little. The Clashing colors, the hipster glasses, the lack of consistent theme and they haven't even got a cutie mark.
Excuse me while I go cut out my eyes.
I don't like it but it could be much worse.
>>30778410
>dissing blank flanks
What's your problem, bro?
>>30778531
That cutie mark shit is fucking hilarious.
I was expecting Crayola vomit. But I'm okay with this.
>>30774139
Looks like im the pony version of a furry now
I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be an anime character, it just so happens that the deviantart dude is called Juan. Whatevs, I get a fedora to tip
Hah! All you fuckers made fun of me on the school yard your having a girls name, well who's laughing now? Mfw I get to go to equestria as a pegasus aryan goddess
>Taylor
>>30774161
Hah