PLEASE PROVIDE GREENTEXTS

>>30765948
Stop wasting your life on fictional horses.

>>30765950
What else am I gonna do, play videogames?

When I'm not at work I'm bored as fuck and I'd rather read instead of doing that.

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>Writefagging is pretty top-tier
http://pastebin.com/u/SpeedBoostBlaziken

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https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8015064/1/

>>30765986
>OC Alicorn

Stopped reading there.

Fuck you anon.

>>30765996
keep going. i guarantee its a magical journey.

>>30765948
heart of war, it has it's own thread
captive anon https://pastebin.com/u/WriterOfStuff
an affinity with the sun https://pastebin.com/u/Djinn-Ifritus
octavia symphony https://pastebin.com/hAB2xFx5

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>>30765948
Here's a good green
>Not pony related

>>30765986
Holy kek. Is this supposed to be satire?

>>30765948
I want the starlight genital mutilation one

Offtopic but is there an archive?

>>30766887
Yes, actually.
http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page

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>>30766896
Thanks a bunch.

>>30766819
dear god, I read that... maybe I still have it somewhere. I'll look for it

>>30765948
thanks for the reminder

Looking for the one time some anon reviewed a bunch of bad fanfictions one line at a time. Shit was funny

>>30765948
>greentext is cancer.

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>>30767198

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>>30765986
>Shilling the story you did a reading for on youtube

>>30767334
the story, not the reading. go to bed.

>>30766896
Who updates this thing?
I mean, there's a category about me but my big stories aren't even in there, while they somehow added quick prompts and unfinished shitty one shots?
I thought it was a bot or something, how does it work?

>>30768121
That's odd, it was updated in July. It's a bot that scans /mlp/'s archives for pastebin links and copies them to its archive.

>>30769681
Yeah, that's what I thought, but there's a bunch of stories that aren't in there, even the ones I posted the bin (multiple times and in different threads)
I'll just make an account and add them manually when I have the time or smth

>>30767178
this.

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>>30766819

>>30765948
A classic

https://pastebin.com/MiSCHFiY

https://pastebin.com/G3VM3KMa

>>30770720
>Twilight never got to read it though, because Spike actually died in that house fire
HES FIREPROOF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bumping for interest

>would you an amputee horse?

https://pastebin.com/u/themastereraser

>>30765948
https://pastebin.com/C7rsbsjk

Hawkeye's Herd Story (in progress) is pretty comfy and interesting. I look forward to future chapters.
https://pastebin.com/u/Hawkeye88

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Hey, it's another 'let's wait and see if someone drops one of my green!' thread!
I hope someone does

You should try some of jeff's, if you haven't already
https://pastebin.com/u/JeffMango
I suggest 'give me wings', Ska Anon x Sweetie and that Anon and Twi's RP adventures

Also Lap's bin
https://pastebin.com/u/LaPsbin
I suggest everything
But especially the 'diggy hole', the Fucking bonbon (and Lyra) and A prideful pony

Lorelove has a bunch of really nice stories;
https://pastebin.com/u/LoreLove
I suggest the 'Anon masturbates for' and 'Rarity and r63 coco Find love'
Also Fluttershy tends to zephyr, if you don't mind incest

And this one
https://pastebin.com/CzAxmMzp
I'm sorry

>>30773140
>evil anon fic

You're a bad person

That's a great fic though.

>>30765948
Children of Chaos, Erf1111 and Elohemian are my favourite. The others are good as well, but these two were my first greens of that thread.

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>>30765948
Pic related, what if you could borrow Shining for a week? There's a half-complete sequel in the pastebin, too.

Also, "anonymous object" is "what if you arrived in Equestria as a cursed mechanical pony golem?"

Enjoy!

https://pastebin.com/u/aganon

>>30765948
what did you read

>>30765948

(Preview, just a bit from the start)
Anon is on a mission to discover a new world with life. After his landing on equestria he awakes from his hypersleep and has to build a portal to his home planet, but the pony's sabotage him.

Steel Sanctuary
https://pastebin.com/3Mt5iYBQ

Steel Sanctuary pt2
https://pastebin.com/430ryWVh

Steel Sanctuary pt3
https://pastebin.com/8R51kA1N

>>30770696

>>30765986
>"Oh damn I'm in another world, like that Alice in Wonderland bullshit, hey maybe I'll find some elves or ogres while I'm here."

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>>30765948
I liked this one since it actually took into consideration that equines may speak a language that isn't English.

It's also full of ups and downs and feels like an actual adventure.

https://pastebin.com/h0V7jE9e

>>30773140
>https://pastebin.com/CzAxmMzp
>Dracononymous
This one and his Crazy Marriage green had such disappointing endings.

>>30770708
>search derpibooru for female genital mutilation
>this is the only result
Genuinely surprised.

>>30766749
>pony-related greentexts
>not pony-related
(You)

>>30779173
>such disappointing endings
I disagree.

>>30765948
bampu

>>30774488
triple double dub

I should read 2012 greentext.

>>30765948
haven't read this one fully but it looks decent from what I've read.

https://pastebin.com/wPF1KC6d

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>>30783185
What in Odin's pube-beard did I just read?

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>>30783251
Your new fetish.

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>>30779198
>not reading the OP
>No where did OP mentioned "pony-related greentext"
You can have that (You) back

Wtf is that Varg Vikkernes?

>>30784143
Precisely :^)

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>>30784268

How do you think ponies like their corn flakes?

>>30784191
You must be mentally handicapped if you think OP wasn't looking for pony-related greentexts.

It's heavily implied, your retarded ass shouldn't need to be spoonfed every single word.

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>>30783185
I mean it could be just because I'm not into gore but Christ that level of description.

>>30765948
https://pastebin.com/GGMNC8h7

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>>30765948
This always warms my heart:
fimfiction.net/story/74790/crown-jewels

>>30786159
Boy you must be jumping through all the hoops on this one.
Again OP did not specify what exact greentext he's looking for and the fact that the image he used did not help.

>>30788289
why

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Green?

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I heard anonpone has a shitload of finished stories, in the format of CYOA stories

Go check it out, something might spark your interest

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>>30789737

>>30789737
Delete this

>>30790160
>>30790235
Just report it and move on.

>>30790160
>>30790235
>>30790238
Holy shit the newfags

>>30790865
I'm glad to know that you support furry porn but this is a blue board in case you didn't know.

>>30790160
>>30790235
What did i miss?

>>30790945
>furry porn
what did he mean by this?

>>30790971
candybutt castrating shining