Marital Problems Thread

Also bin update.

>Knocked down, but not out yet.
>You recover yourself, and start moving to the kitchen.
>As you pass your loft, you peer into it.
>You see Twilight put a lot more effort into getting in her chair.
>You thought nothing of it when you walk up behind her.
>As Twilight was starting to slide herself up on the chair, you gently put your hands on her waist in preparation to give her a boost.
>Twilight loses her footing, and if she wasn’t a quick thinker, she would’ve landed on the cushion with her stomach.
>Her magic caught her mid fall, and only after her stumble did you realize what you did.
>You move your hands as quickly as you can.
>Twilight levitates herself the rest of the way, and rest her back against the chair.
>She pays you no mind, as her eyes fall to her stomach.
>She wraps her forelegs around her belly, and starts to rub it.
>You starting to feel uncomfortable, and you make a quick exit.
>You grab a pitcher of water, and pour it into a glass.
>As put the glass down, you dread over the unavoidable.
>You’re going to lose her.
>Not just as a lover.
>But also as a friend.
>Too much has changed between the two of you over these last three years.
>There’s no way for the two of you to go back.
>You breathe a heavy sigh, and your heart pounds harshly against your ribs.
>You can’t do this.
>And you won’t force her to do this either.

>>30764629
>You pick up the glass, and head back to the loft.
>Twilight looks up as you approach.
“I’m sorry about earlier.”
“I just wanted to help.”
>You hand her the glass, and le.
>”Don’t worry about it.”
>”You just surprised me that’s all.”
>She takes the glass with a small smile.
>You go over to your chair, and sit.
>Twilight takes a drink from the glass, then holds it in her hooves.
>You look at the mare that is causing you all this agony.
>You wish she was yours, but she isn’t.
>And it’s time for you to accept that reality.
“Twilight.”
>Her ears perk up.
“I love you.”
“I love you far too much considering that you’re already married.”
“But it’s because of my love for you, that I think we should stop seeing each other.”
>She stares at you for a while, before her ears twitch, and fold themselves against her head.
>She opens her mouth, but nothing comes out.
>So you continue.
“I know I could never replace Flash.”
“No matter how much I stole you from him.”
“And while I could accept that to some extent.”
”I can’t while you’re pregnant.”
“I’ll be taking up too much of your time.”
“Away from the family that needs it more.”

>>30764645
>Twilight silently takes in your every word.
>Time might as well have slowed down for you two.
>Each passing second causes your veins to get colder.
>And you want to cry your eyes dry.
>But not in front of her.
>You need to look confident in your decision.
>Twilight breaks her stare, and looks down at her stomach.
>You don’t see them, but you hear her starting to sniffle.
>Then the after a few seconds, her tears rain down over her belly.
>An icy dagger splits your heart in two.
>You want to go over to her, and hug her.
>You want to wipe away her tears, and calm her down.
>But that is a job for Flash.
>Despite your hard ass demeanor.
>Twilight’s cries are infectious, you start to mist up and sniffle.
“Twilight, I’m so sorry for putting you through this.”
“But you need to forget about us, and focus on what’s important.”
“Raising yours and Flash’s-“
>”It isn’t Flash’s!”
>Twilight’s sudden outburst shuts you up quick.
>How could Flash not be the father?
>Twilight told you that she has only been intimate with you and Flash.
>Then that means.
“Twilight.”
>Your voice comes out softly, but it causes her to raise her head.
>Through tears and sniffles she speaks.
>”It isn’t Flash’s because it’s yours.”

Oh neat, this thread is back from the dead!

>>30764662
>At first you think that’s impossible.
>But you’re currently in a different world.
>Filled with creatures from all sort of fantasy lore.
>And you were brought here from a dried-up monkey’s hand.
>Yeah impossible is not the right word to use.
>The sound of Twilight crying bring you back to reality.
>Embracing hypocrisy to the fullest.
>You get up from your chair, and quickly move towards Twilight
>You manage to keep yourself in control, as you gently bring her into a hug.
>You’re surprised that she returned the hug.
>Although, you’re more surprised by the news.
>It’s yours.
>You never thought you’d become a father this way.
>But it’s yours.
>This simple fact explodes the complexity of the situation into an unimaginable degree.
>Twilight Sparkle is pregnant with your child.
>Your mind is staring to perverse that thought.
>As if being the catalyst for ruining any hope of Twilight’s and Flash’s marriage having a happy end just because Twilight is carrying your baby instead of his is a good thing.
>The mind is a scary place when it wants to be.
>Pulling yourself out of your head, you look down at Twilight.
>Her head is buried into your chest, but at least she isn’t crying as hard as she was before.
>She hugs you tighter, as if you might leave her.
>Not unreasonable considering what you were saying before.
>You gently rub one of your hands against her back, hoping that it’ll help to calm her down.

I've been searching for this thread like every second day for months. Thx for bringing it back TLA

based TLA

I want to cum inside TLA

Hey it's the cuckold general again

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>>30764662
Flash BTFO

>>30766269
>The two of you sit without a word being spoken between you.
>And the sounds of Twilight’s crying eventually stop.
>letting deafening silence surround you.
>Twilight slowly pulls her head from your chest.
>”Ruined another shirt.”
>”Wish that was the only thing I ruined.”
>That hurt since you’re also to blame.
“When do you find out?”
>She looks into your eyes for a moment, then averts her gaze.
>”It was some time ago.”
>”After the excitement, congratulations ceremonies, and the private time spent with Flash, I wanted to know if our…”
>Twilight sighs.
>”If our foal was growing healthfully.”
>”So I started going to the hospital.”
>”At first it was just to see if I was healthy enough, get prenatal care advice and so on.”
>”Then I went to get an ultrasound.”
>”I Thought everything was going to be okay, seeing how nothing seemed out of the ordinary.”
>”But when the pictures started to appear.”
>”There are some very obvious… deformities.”

tla alive?
good
also bump

loki's never coming back

>>30768044
or wan

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>>30766911
>deformities
Oh shit.

>>30768044
>>30768741
delet this

>>30768044
Or Fife. Or MNM.

>>30768044
He did months ago but probably won't return now.

>>30766911
this is a twist

keeop this thread alive

alive i tell you

Oh great, this is back. Now I get to feel hope again foe Wan and Loki, that'll inevitably end in pain.

>>30766911
“Such as?”
>”Arms and hands instead of forelegs and hooves.”
>”A human shaped head with what looks like a horn growing out of it.”
>”And it’s too early to tell, but the doctors think there might be complete changes to the entire skeleton to accommodate the unusual changes.”
“So it’s a hybrid.”
>”Yes, somehow.”
“Well there is a running gag back on Earth that humans could have sex with any fantastical race and have hybrid children.”
“Guess that isn’t so much of a joke now.”
>A sad look appears on Twilight’s face.
“Does anyone else know?”
>”No, only the doctor and the nurse.”
>”They don’t know why the foal is growing the way it is.”
>”And under royal orders, they are not to mention this to anyone.”
>Well that’s one base covered for now.
“Okay, so what now?”
>Twilight goes silent.
>And each passing moment makes your heart beat faster.
“Twili-.”
>”I’m keeping it.”

>>30771248
>She’s what now?
“Twilight.”
>”I’ve had plenty of time to think about this.”
>”And yes I do understand the ramifications of doing so, but…”
>”I just can’t destroy an innocent life because of my mistakes.”
>”I should’ve payed more attention to when my cycle was starting.”
>”We shouldn’t have done the things we’ve done.”
>”I shouldn’t love you like I do.”
>”But there is no point in trying to change the past, nor my feelings.”
>She looks you in the eye.
>”I’ll give birth to our hybrid foal, and I’ll take care of it until I’m old and decrepit.”
>You sit there stunned.
>So many thoughts are swirling through your head right, and no of them are plans for the future.
>But the worse of them are about Twilight.
>How will the media handle this?
>How will the other princesses, friends, and family think?
>Flash will most likely file for divorce.
>But how he’ll act when either the news, or when Twilight delivers is an unknow to you.
>You’re startle back to reality when you feel Twilight’s hooves touch your arms.
>She moves them gently to her growing stomach.
>”It’s scary isn’t it.”
>”Not know what going to happen in the future.”
>”I was a mess when I found out.”
>”When I got the perfect wedding, I thought everything would be perfect until the end.”

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>>30771282
Now I'm feeling bad for Twilight.

>>30771111
Dubs quads of Pain

>>30771282
>”Anon, this isn’t what I wanted, and this isn’t what I planned.”
>”And I know this is way more than you bargained for.”
>”But I need you to help me get through this.”
>”Even if it’s for a little while.”
>And now you regret everything you said even more.
>You sigh.
“Look, Twilight, What I said before, I didn’t know.”
“I mean how could I’ve known, but.”
“I take it all back.”
>You move one of your hands, and rub her face.
“We’re in this too deep, and I’m not going to leave you alone to deal with this.”
>As you stare into her eyes, you slowly succumb to the desire to kiss her.
>You move you face towards hers.
>She doesn’t move.
>And soon, your lips touch hers.
>It’s been far too long since you two kissed.
>You put more effort into the kiss.
>Pressing your lips rather harshly against hers.
>The kiss lasts for some time, before Twilight pulls giggle.
“What’s funny?”
>”Starved much.”
>She wraps her forelegs around your neck.
>”Kiss me like you used to.”
>Given a second chance, you don’t disappoint.
>You once again kiss her.
>Lessing the aggression, but keeping the passion.
>There is no sudden break, and you both pull away satisfied.
>”There’s the kiss I love to get from my Naughty Human.”

precaution bump

>>30773268
I'm loving your >green TLA

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>>30764621
>Marital Problems
So, cuck general?

>>30764621
>thread came back in june

Jeez

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>mfw this twist

Haha, if those anons back then could see how smug I look right now. Pic related will have to do.

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night bump.

This thread comes up every blue moon and it is fantastic.

>>30775480

>>30776072
i need more tla

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>>30774718

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before sleep bump

>>30778402
p9

Have faith, fellow degenerates.

Also nice update TLA

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The thread has returned and it is glorious, rock on TLA

I want to cum inside TLA

>>30779675

A general can survive with one main story, as evidenced by some of the other threads currently active. But to thrive, More posts and discussion are needed to generate better content and snowball from there. Perhaps some writers who left would come back if they see that.

How do you guys feel about various issues when it comes to human/pony procreation? I've kind of been formulating up a story of sorts off and on for the past year where every time anon and pony wife try to it always ends in miscarriage, stillbirth, or some other issue that takes a toll on both characters and their marriage. I don't have much right now but I'm playing with the idea of at least making it a short green.

>>30781010
That sounds incredibly tragic and guaranteed to be full of feels. I'd read it for sure.

>>30773268
>After that night, you continue your affair with Twilight.
>You both spend time trying to catch up with each other, and smooth out where your relationship stands.
>There was some hitches at first, but you both got over them.
>Well, that was true in the beginning.
>Cadence spoke the truth about Twilight’s hormones.
>She could be loving and affectionate.
>Self-loathing and depressed.
>Spiteful and cruel.
>She would call you the love of her life.
>Blame you and Flash for putting her in this situation.
>Then do a 180 and apologize about the things she said about the both of you.
>Spend hours crying over how her life long dream is ruined.
>Sometimes all in the same night.
>And while you can handle most of her emotional switches.
>There are some nights where she stabs your guilty conscience hard enough.
>You still hate that you’re part of the reason Twilight cries into your shirts.
>And even though you weren’t trying to fix Twilight’s marriage.
>You also wasn’t trying to break it apart even further.
>It’s not all bad though.
>When she’s rather calm, Twilight sits in your lap.
>Reading books on what to expect, and how to raise a foal.
>She also allows for your hands to roam when she does.
>Letting you feel her growing belly as the months go by.
>And letting your mind wander with thoughts of the future.
>Thoughts where you, Twilight, and your child is a happy family.

And after this post, the story loops back around to the beginning, so now there will be actual story progression. Wonder what Flash has been doing all this time:^)

>>30781010
Tragic feels story. Yeah go for it.

>>30781688
At this point it's hard to imagine Flash is doing anything except having his own affair(s). Maybe he's spying on Twilight or something?

bmop

>>30781688
>You rim your hoof around the top of your cup.
>It has been empty for…
>Maybe thirty minutes?
>So what, you’re not in the mood for anything else anyways.
>A harsh sounds of billiards clashing against one another, and the sounds of hollers soon follow.
>The Watering Hole, a simple name for a simple pub, seemed lively than usual.
>Or perhaps you’re lower than usual.
>Damnit, you know this could happen.
>But you never thought-.
>”Geez Caged Bird, the hell is wrong with you tonight?”
>You hate when he calls you that.
>You look up from the mahogany bar to stare at bartender.
>On the Rocks, or Rocks as he has everyone call him.
>Is rounder than any Pegasus has any right to be.
>His brown coat and black mane is clean, but unkempt.
>”Well, you gonna speak, or not?”
>You tap a hoof against the bar.
“It’s private talk Rocks.”
>He snorts.
>”I swear by the stars.”
>He takes the cup from in front of you.
>”Hey Fruit!”
>He slides the cup across the counter.
>”Watch the front for me will ya.”
>A white Unicorn nods his head, and stops the cup from going too far.
>”C’mon Flash, let us have our annual talk.”

>>30783374
>It’s not annual.
>None the less, you get up from your seat, and walk around to the side of the bar.
>Rocks waits for you, then walk down the hall.
>The sounds of the pub grow slightly quiet, until you both reach a door, which leads to his office.
>Rocks opens the door, and steps inside.
>You follow behind, and shut the door once your inside.
>”Take a seat Flash, and tell ol’ Rocks what ails you.”
>He walks over to a red cushion chair, and hoist himself on to it.
>You take a seat across from him in a similar yellow chair.
>He waits for you to settle in before speaking.
>”No no, wait, let me guess.”
>You probably shouldn’t.-
>”It’s about your wife?”
>Sonova.
>”Ah, I can tell by how annoyed you look right now that I’m right.”
>He leans back into his chair.
>”Alright Caged Bird, open the flood gates.”
“Stop calling me that.”
>”I would’ve stop calling you that years ago, if you would fly out of your cage.”
>”Damn thing isn’t even locked, but you won’t do it for some reason.”
“You know why.”
>”Yes, the smile of our dear Princess must be protected.”
>”Must be as wide as a dam while she sleeps alone in that castle of hers.”
“She’s in Canterlot actually.”
>”Mmh, guess spending the night with the other Princesses is better than nothing.”
>You hope she’s with the Princesses.

>>30783390
>Rocks shakes his head.
>”Seriously man, why do you keep doing this?”
>”It’s not good for either of you.”
“And it would be worse if I just pick up and left.”
>”Because you waited too long.”
>You wanted to retort.
>But instead you shake your head.
>Rock sighs.
>”Do you love her Flash?”
“Of course I do.”
>”Okay let me rephrase the question then.”
>”Which do you love more, exploration or Twilight?”
“I can love both.”
>”Well recent years would disagree.”
>That remark snaps your mouth shut.
>”Flash look, you two were both young…er.”
>”And you both wanted to rush head long it things that made you feel good.”
>”So of course, you both are going to stumble around in the dark.”
>”But what you’re doing to yourself and to her is not right.”
>”If you’re not ready to settle down then there is no harm in admitting it.”
>”Burn your remaining youth running around Equestria until you are ready.”
>”But you gotta end this charade of a marriage first.”
>You sigh inwardly.
>You know he’s right.
>He was the only one to figure out that your marriage with Twilight wasn’t as pretty as everyone thinks.
>But even with all the truths laid bare.
>You just can’t put Twilight through a divorce.

>>30783432
IRONYYYY!

>>30783432
The flash said twilight you're a fine mare what a good wife you would be but my life my, love my and my mare is exploring

>>30783432
Well that makes things a hell of a lot easier. Now the truth just needs to come out to either or both of them.

>>30781010
I'm divided on going with writing this out or with my second idea about marriage to a mare who had children already. Another one I've been thinking about writing out is Anon/pony wife adopting or getting a sperm donor but anon can't love the child as his own. I may just combine my ideas together depending on how it plays out when I write it.

>>30785118
I feel like the one with the sperm donor would be hard to justify/make a decent conflict out of.

>>30785462
Maybe they're getting on in their years and they want one before it's too late. His wife is the one really driving for it and Anon goes with it because he wants see his wife happy and they're desperate. When he starts having second guesses it's too late to stop so he is stuck being a father to a child that he has a hard time seeing as his own.

First bamps

>>30786464

>>30781688
>>She could be loving and affectionate.
>>Self-loathing and depressed.
>>Spiteful and cruel.
Too real man. Too real.

Shocked that there is more. Figured this would be the end of the story. Hm.

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Why did it take so long for them to have a baby?

>>30787750
Because it took that long for Twilight to go into heat.

fire the emergency booster engines

>>30789541
this is a regular bump

>>30783432
>You just wanted to make happy.
>Like the way you used to.
>Back when you used to meet her so infrequently.
>When you were just a scout for the CE.
>You used to tell her how you explored the untamed winter wasteland, and find all sorts of natural wonder hidden beneath the snow.
>You loved those days.
>You love the way she looked at you.
>How she would hang on each word you spoke.
>That was why you fell in love with her in the first place.
>Every time she visited the CE, you would tell her a new story.
>Even the mundane things would lead to hours of talking between the two of you.
>Then one day, you decided to kiss her.
>And when you did, she embraced you.
>The two of you started to date soon after.
>Well date is a strong word since neither of you could leave on a whim.
>But you both made every moment count when either of you could.
>You will always cherish those moments.
>Eventually, Twilight made it obvious that she wanted you to marry her.
>She was slightly pushy on the subject, but you can’t say that you didn’t entertain the thought.
>So you surprised her by asking to marry you.
>The smile she had on her face will forever be burned into your mind.

>>30790262
>You tap your hooves together.
>You don’t know why it happen
>Yet as time went on, you just couldn’t recapture the same feelings as before.
>Everything seemed to just dwindle, and there was nothing you could do to stop it.
>So you started to look for anything to help you fall back in line.
>But anything failed.
>You started to get increasingly worried, and you didn’t want your worry to ruin Twilight’s happiness.
>Instead of speaking to Twilight about it, you buried yourself into your work.
>It worked for a time, but it was a poor band aid fix.
>You hate your position as Captain.
>But it was a promotion pushed forward by Shining Armor.
>And it was the best way to leave the CE, and get closer to Twilight.
>So you took it.
>Your work centers around drilling recruits and paper work.
>Never leaving to do any patrols.
>The only time that happened was when you ran drills.
>And that only went to the perimeter of Flutershy’s cottage.
>You hate looking into the forest shrouded in mystery.
>When, you started to get more depressed, you started to look elsewhere.
>In you hapless wandering, you found the Watering Hole.
>The scenery, the sounds, all new to you.
>For some reason this new place was your fix.

>>30788154
I meant Shining Armor and Princess Cadence. They get married at the end of season 2, but Flurry Tart is introduced until the start of season 6. You'd think that a couple so deeply rooted in love would have started earlier.

>>30787750
Probably didn't want a baby right out the gate, like most newlyweds.

>>30790269
>Instead of speaking to [insert partner here]. you did [insert poorly thought-out choice here].
Ah, the easily avoidable downfall of the grand majority of relationships, you never disappoint.

>>30790202
k

>>30792821

>>30793246

>>30764621
That pic always makes me lol.
>book titled "mommy's little mistake"
>cover is a picture of flurry heart

>>30790269
I can't get my voice quite squeaky enough, but...
>I really like his green!

>>30790269
>You returned to your wife with renewed passion.
>It was as if the pub was your new place to explore.
>Even if nothing grand happened there.
>You soon added visiting the to your list of things to do.
>Keeping the visits to a moderate amount to make it stay fresh.
>But you slowly started to fall back into your slump.
>So you took the extra time devoted to work, and put it into your pub visits.
>It worked for a short while, and it faded just as quickly.
>Soon, you were staying later.
>Until one night, you stayed until it closed.
>You know you needed to get home.
>But the barracks was closer.
>You stumble your way to them, and passed out in your Captain quarters.
>You awoke with a raging headache, and you told yourself to never again do that.
>You thought it was best if you took a break from the Watering Hole.
>And since you didn’t purposely go into overtime at work, you ended up spending more time with Twilight.
>Which should’ve been a good thing.
>She obviously loves you, you both went on dates, or vacations whenever you could, and your sex life was as good as it could get.
>Yet no matter how much you tell yourself all of the positives, you never enjoyed them the way you used to.
>And soon you started to feel guilty about it.
>Every time you said I love you to Twilight, you felt like it was a lie.
>Every time you told yourself that you loved her, you felt like you weren’t telling the truth.
>It even spread to your love life.
>You started to get rougher with her to prove that you still love her.
>And that only you could bring the beautiful mare underneath you pleasure.

>>30796215
>It was utterly maddening.
>You felt obligated to both Twilight and yourself to be a husband.
>When it should be because you love her, and you want to spend the rest of your life with her.
>You should feel liberated because you wanted to marry her too.
>But you felt like you’re forced into a box with no way out.
>Yet those aren’t even the worst part.
>How would Twilight react to you telling her that you no longer love her?
>To tell her that the being her husband was a chore instead of being a pleasantry.
>Wouldn’t take a genius to think it would shatter her.
>And you don’t want to be the one to break her heart into a million pieces.
>So you did an equally stupid thing.
>You started to distances yourself from her.
>When you would get off from work, you went straight to the Watering Hole.
>When you had your fill, you went to the barracks, and slept in your quarters.
>Of course this amplified your guilt.
>You were hurting her in a different way by abandoning her.
>Arguably a worse way than just telling her how you feel.
>But you twist this into a sick justification.
>At least won’t be able to see her cry.
>Eventually Rocks noticed that you weren’t the most happy patron.
>He tried getting you to talk over the bar, but you won’t budge.
>His solution to that was for you two to talk in his office.
>At first you didn’t want to.
>But you relented.

>>30796222
>”Self-reflection eh.”
>”Too late for that don’t you think.”
>You glare him.
“Screw you Rocks.”
“Don’t know why I bother talking to anyways.”
>”Cause you got no one else.”
>”Since, you know, you’re afraid to talk to the problem.”
>You snort.
>”I’m serious about it being too late Flash,”
>”Twilight got a foal on the way.”
>”And while I want you two to divorce, I don’t want you to leave Twilight as a single mother, and the foal fatherless.”
>You feel a sharp stab in your heart, and you veins grow cold.
“Right, about that.”
>”Yeah that would keep you from divorcing her.”
>”Don’t want two instances of abandonment.”
“It isn’t mine.”
>The room goes silent.
>”Are you sure?”
>You nod your head.
“Had to guilt trip the doctor she was seeing.”
>”Geez man, I mean, we talked about the possibility, but still.”
>”Sorry.”
>You are too.
>Not because she cheated on you.
>But because you push her away, and allowed her to do so.

>>30797810
>”Do you know who it might be?”
“Yeah.”
>You didn’t think about it when you found out.
>It hurt too much.
>But it makes sense she would go to him.
>The only other male she talked about was him.
>If there is some twisted silver lining, it’s that he won’t hurt her like you did.
>”Would it be too painful to ask who it is?”
>You shake your head.
“You remember Anonymous.”
>”Yea…”
>”Wait, what?”
>”The human bank owner?”
“The only one.”
>You can imagine the hamster in Rocks’s head running at Mach 2 speed, and then tripping over itself.
>”How?”
“Well, they’ve always been close, ever since he got to Equestria.”
“Close enough to be consider one of her closest friends.”
“Guess they went further than friends at some point.”
>”Okay, that answers one how.”
>”How did he knock her up?”
>”You told me she rode you til exhaustion”
“She did, but on the same day, I bumped into her in the morning carrying several bags full of stuff.”
“She told me that she and Anon were going to the museum in Cantorlot that morning, and that she would be back.”
>You shrug
“I can only guess that her heat kicked in, and he got the same treatment.”

>>30798907
So much for that secret

>>30798907
You know making flash not be a horrible POS is a cardinal sin round these parts, right pardner?

>>30799981
>implying knowingly dragging Twilight through staying in the marriage when it's in neither of their best interests (to say the least) and being a total recluse to his wife isn't being a horrible POS.

>>30794584

>>30799999
Checked

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>>30799999

>>30799981
Everyone is a horrible POS though.
>Anon started the affair after being teases by Twilight, and is a male version of a home wrecker.
>Twilight cheated, and is going to have someone else's child.
>Flash ran away from the problem instead of talking about, and dragged his marriage through the mud.
Just because I wrote everything "nicely", doesn't mean these characters aren't POS.

>>30799999
WITNESS

>>30799999
Digits don't lie.

Maybe my last post for now. Depends on what this hurricane might do, and if my power goes out.

>>30798907
>Silence fills the room once more.
>”So what does it look like?”
“Human upper body, and a pony lower half.”
“Has a horn growing out of its head though.”
“It’s growing well from the looks of the ultrasounds.”
>”Is there a lot of them?”
“Yeah.”
“Guess Twilight was worried about its growth, and wanted to make sure nothing bad would happen to it.”
>You sigh.
>You feel a little better now that you got that off your chest.
>”Hmm, and how do you feel about this.”
>You shrug.
“I’m not mad, consider the circumstances.”
“But a small part of me hopped that I didn’t push her away far enough that she would cheat, so I’m hurting from that.”
>”And the foal?”
>You sigh once more.
“I can’t pretend it’s mine if that’s what you’re asking.”
>’Hmm.”
>He gets out of his chair.
>”You know Flash.”
>He head over to his desk, and picks up a yellow folder.
>”I got this a long time ago.”
>”Just in case.”
>He walks over to you, and puts the folder in your lap.
>You can guess what it is, but you open it anyways.
>You see a blank divorce file.
>”You can’t put this off anymore.”
>”You pushed Twilight away, and she went elsewhere looking for the love you wouldn’t give her.”
>”She found it, and that love produced an offspring that you won’t pretend is yours.”
>He puts his hoof on your shoulder.
>”Do the right thing, before it gets worse.”
>He removes his hoof from your shoulder, and walks away.
>You soon hear the opening and closing of the door

>>30805430
Good luck friend, I wish you the best.

And never have I ever been so happy about divorce papers being presented before.

bed bump

>>30799999
Well shit, can't argue with quints

>>30805430
Don't die on me TLA. If you do I'll force you to haunt me.

>>30806329

>>30805430
Stay dry you wonderful bastard

>>30806898

>>30808009

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post number 100

Are we a twilight thread now?

when were we not?

ok i remember there is the young celestia story.

but thats it

>>30817701
yeah and loki's never going to finish it

>>30817503
We've always been a Twilight thread. It just used to be filled with REEEEEEEEEEEEE Twilight posts.

>>30813245
What happened to her cutie mark?

I got bad news, TLA...
TLA's shelter got hit by the hurricane
It fell in, there were no survivors.

>>30818467
Bitch please, all it did was rain for me. Leaving my neighborhood is going to be a pain though.

Twilight did nothing wrong

>>30817503
The original prompt was Twilight getting caught, so you could argue that we were always a Twilight thread.

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>>30768741
>>30771111
> Lurk.exe


>>30817503
>>30817693

> Luna disapproves.

>>30819921
Adulterous Twilight

>>30818467
F

>>30809779

>>30817720
I have faith in Loki returning again, this general had a brief return to glory in the spring where he did come back after a long disappearance. I believe it can happen again.

>>30822703
Nope, he's in a discord I'm in, it's dead.

>>30822719
Oh....
I'm sad now

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>>30822792
Yeah.

I know.

>>30822805
It's a good time to drink then

>>30822719
That better Fucking not be true. Lokis stories were easily among the greatest /mlp/ has seen.

>>30822821
I hope so too. I agree that his writings are in the top rankings among all the green produced on this board.

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>>30820017

>mfw unnoticed hi is unnoticed

>>30823168
It because people forgot this gen used to ran off of pain. You should remind them.

>>30823168
Ewww a corpse

>>30822719
Atleast we'll always have the Underbelly scene.

And I can ignore that Waves is fucking dead.

>>30822090

>>30823168
An update would have been more noticeable.

>>30823168
it did not go unnoticed
at least for me
but no green no hi

>>30822719
Did he say that? If he's still active in the Discord is he writing anything else?

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>>30823168
>WAN
Here we go again

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>>30823168

>>30818467
Hope that isn't actually the case.

Am I the only one who hates this dude's art? Like everything in the picture is fine, actually pretty darn good, then you get to the faces and they're always blocky abominations that look like they combined earl from dinosaurs with spike from the land before time and then smashed it in the face with a mallet. I just can't stand the way he does faces.

>>30826183
>>30764621
Was meant for the OP pic

>>30826183
I find his art to be cute. I can see what you mean though, I never thought of it like that.

>>30805430
>You stare through the window.
>To anyone else, it looks like you’re enjoying the last moments of the night.
>But you weren’t
>Your eyes focused on one house in particular.
>A house where a green man and Equestria’s youngest Princess slept.
>Anon’s dreams where more or less pleasant.
>Even if his guilt created a few nightmares.
>They pale in comparison to Twilight’s.
>Her nightmares are a raging wild fire.
>Nightmares of Anon leaving her while shouting that she is the worst mare in existence.
>Of Flash Filing for divorce while scream that she’s a cheating whore.
>Of her foal busting out of her stomach as a monstrous abomination gurgling in her blood.
>You shake your head to clear some of the images.
>The last moments of the night end, as the light from the sun starts to rise.
>You squint through the light, before your eyes adjust to it.
>You feel your heart beating against your chest.
>The event for today makes even a stalwart pony like yourself a little worried.
>You ears flick back, as they hear a door open.
>The soft clicks of horseshoes against the tile floor.
>”Is she with him?”
>You turn to the source of the voice.
“She is dear sister.”
>Celestia sighs.
>”Why does she do this to herself?”
“We’ll find out soon enough sister.”

>>30781010
This anon here, I've drawn up a basic outline of the story I'm writing and have a few posts worth of stuff mostly ready. If this thread manages to survive til the weekend I'll post it and more. If it doesn't I'll just save it until another thread. One question though, what pony do you all think would be good to have as the hopeful mother? I've been vague in what I've got so far so I can change things depending on how it goes.

>>30764621

Anyone got some stuff where the cakes got problems?

It ain't gotta have cuck, but I'd prefer to have pUmpkin and puound being disturbed by parental fighting.

I have a sick sort of 'love it hate it' with parental fighting.

>>30828226
>Anyone got some stuff where the cakes got problems?
Jeff Mango has one. It's in the archive. Also think it's hidden, or at least it was last I checked.

>>30827959
Each pony would have their own unique reaction to that situation so it depends on what personality you want to write. Personally I would choose Applejack or Fluttershy since it would be most devastating to them.

>>30828465
Flutters might be a good one, don't think anyone has done a story for her in this general. Princesses are done to death here but I like them anyways.

>>30827932
thanks for proof of life (kind of).
please resume.
thank.

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>>30823168
You think too highly of ur readers.

Also: pic related. Only pone pic on my phone. So if my power level is ever outed it's gonna be ur fault WaN.

>>30823244
OK I genuinely keked. Thx anon.

This is a part of humanity. It doesn't matter if we cure cancer, go to mars, discover god, cure death, we will always be the people who wrote stories about marrying ponies and having serious, heavy, relationship problems. It is a part of our legacy that will live forever.

>>30828385
>cakes

>Jeff Mango
>Archive
>hidden
It's like a treasure hunt, but the prize is misery!

>>30829616

Even in a utopian society, there will be people who want to have sex with cartoon characters.

Even in Outer Heaven, there was some faggot who smuggled in G2 My Little Pony and fapped to it.

If time travel is discovered, the reason that no one will use it again is because the person will go back in time on his way to kill Hitler like a good goy and find him fapping to childhood dolls.

Life is suffering, fapping to weird things, and hiding your fetishes.

>bumpo

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>>30831451

>>30832357
That horse is cute

>>30831451

>>30827932
>Celestia sighs.
>”I don’t get it.”
>”Twilight shouldn’t have let this go on for this long.”
“She shouldn’t have.”
>Celestia glares at you.
>”Thank you Luna for caring so much.”
>You roll your eyes.
“And what would you have us do?”
>”We should have done something, instead sitting around and doing nothing.”
“Something huh.”
“Something like force Twilight to divorce Flash, so she can stop being guilty of being an adulterous mare?”
“Or something like aborting her foal, to keep whatever mess you could call their marriage going?”
“Perhaps separation from Flash and Anon would do her good.”
“Do any of these something sound like good ideas to you, Celestia?”
>Your sister stares at you abashedly.
>”Those are extremes, and you know it Luna.”
“Indeed they are, but we can’t do anything else.”
“We found out too late to offer advice, or even try to help fix this.”
“And even if we did offer advice, I seem to remember ‘You’re going too fast, slow down’ falling on deaf ears.”
>Celestia could no longer look you in the eyes.
>You sigh, as you walk towards her.
>Once you closed the distance, you pull her into a hug, which she returns

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>>30837330
yes pls

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>>30837789

>>30837330
“I may not know Twilight like you do.”
“And I don’t know how much you’re hurting while you see her suffer like this.”
>You break away from the hug.
“But you must understand, that she is a grown mare.”
“She’ll make her own life choices.”
“Sometimes those choices will result in mistakes.”
“Stars know we’re just as guilty of that.”
“But we’ve learned from those mistakes, and Twilight will too.”
>Celestia looks a little ashamed of herself.
>”I know that, but…”
>”It just hurts so much knowing that I can’t do anything to help her.”
“You’ve done all you could to help her before now.”
“And she still highly values your advice.”
“But she needs to stand on her own four hooves, and make her own way through life.”
>She sighs, but offers no other rebuttal.
“Come now sister, brighten up.”
“The nobles will be disappointed if they arrived to court with a dull sun to greet them.”
>Celestia snorts, and pulls you into another hug.
>”Thank you, dear sister.”
“You’re very much welcome, dear sister.”
>You both pull apart.
>Celestia looks at you for a bit, before she leaves the room.
>You return to looking out the window.
>There so much going through Twilight’s head, you don’t even know if she will give you a decent answer.
>You linger around for a few moments more, before you move to get ready for Twilight’s arrival.
>You just hope that she’ll give you an answer that will calm your sister down.

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>>30827932
>>Her nightmares are a raging wild fire.
>>Nightmares of Anon leaving her while shouting that she is the worst mare in existence.
>>Of Flash Filing for divorce while scream that she’s a cheating whore.
>>Of her foal busting out of her stomach as a monstrous abomination gurgling in her blood.
Jesus.

>>30842169
>>30841212
Yeah, I love the bursting monster line. Twilight stressed mind and guilt is making her see the baby as a parasite, a monster. The baby is simply just another huge weight that just adds to her guilt of adultery, hence the nightmares.
Good job TLA, looking forward to more.

>>30840097

>>30842340
Can't horses abort babies naturally?

>>30843918
but that's murder anon

>>30843918
Yes, they can miscarry, like humans.

>>30844852
TLA pls don't do this ;(

>>30848698
Man, that would be interesting. I do don't wish for something like that to happen to purple, but I'm really curious what TLA has in mind if he's taking that route.

>>30846883
dontkillmepls
flowers in the hair/mane is my weakness

>>30848698
>>30848831
Now why would I do that? No seriously I wouldn't do that, because it would screw with the ending, and maybe the epilogue that I haven't yet decide if I should write yet.

>>30846403

>>30851342

>>30841212
>You really do love this warmth.
>You stare at the slumbering human before you with a smile.
>His heat and scent fills you with euphoria.
>You feel his hand rest gently on your stomach.
>You wonder if you should tell him the gender.
>Or let it be a mystery until he holds it in his hands.
>You move slightly into a more comfortable position.
>You know you need to be going.
>But you want to enjoy this for a little while longer.
>Resting your head against the pillow, you breathe in his scent, and close your eyes.
>You lay against Anon for a while until he starts to stir.
>He stretches out, and yawns.
“Morning Naughty Human.”
>”Morning Little Princess.”
>You give him a quick kiss, and hug him.
“I really am sorry about what I said last night.”
>He returns the hug.
>”Don’t worry about it, I know you didn’t mean it.”
>He kisses you this time.
>You love this man.
>So much so it hurts.
>While the male you’re supposed to love rots away in your heart.
>And it makes you sick that you can’t stop feeling that way.

>>30852323
>Anon breaks the kiss.
>”Breakfast in bed?”
>You think for a moment.
“A lovely idea, but as tempting of an offer, I can’t”
“I have other reasons for being here today.”
>”Oh, do you have court today?”
“No, but I was given an invite from Princess Luna to come see her.”
“We’ll probably talk about serval things that you’ll find boring.”
>He moves one of his hands behind your head, and starts to stroke your mane and neck.
>”You know I don’t find the things you talk about boring.”
>You giggle
“Stop it.”
>”Stop what?”
>He barrages you with a bunch of little kisses
>You put your hooves against his chest, and half heartily push yourself away.
“Stop, I’m late enough as it is.”
>Anon kisses you one more time on the cheek.
>”Well since you’re so late, you can stay a little longer for breakfast.”
>”That way, you’ll leave with a full stomach.”
>…
“You and that silver tongue.”
>He smiles at you.
>”Part of the job, and the charm.”
“Alright Anon.”
“Could you help me up please.”

jbump

>>30852442
>>30852323
muh heart

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>thread has been up for 13 days
How the flying fuck did I miss this?
I have been waiting for so long for it to get revived again.

>>30852442
Lovely
How lovely

What do you guys think actually happened to Loki?
It looked like we were getting a complete revival before him and WaN disappeared again.

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bump

>>30841212
Luna a best

>>30855212
Boating accident. Duh.

>>30855212
Law school probably

>>30853023
kbump

>>30855964

>>30852442
Without needs to come back and make this a we hate Twilight thread again.

>>30852442
>Anon helps you off the bed.
>He lets you do your morning routine first.
>You have slowed down unfortunately from your pregnancy, but you try not to take forever in Anon’s shower.
>Once you’ve dried yourself, you exit the bathroom.
>You enter his room, and see him get up from his bed.
>He passes you, and on the way out, he pinches you on your flank.
>You smirk, and pinches his butt with your magic.
>Once you both are done drying, and in Anon’s case, clothing himself.
>You both walk to the kitchen, and start making breakfast.
>Something that takes even longer than it should, because Anon is in a playful mood this morning.
>You know what he’s trying to do.
>He always does this after you have a particularly bad night.
>While you do appreciate the thought and concern behind his actions.
>It’s only a mild distraction from you guilt.
>Pancakes on the other hoof always make you feel better.
>As you both eat, you pass the time by talking about trivial things.
>Sometimes you get the urge to tease Anon a bit by bringing up that you notice how he looks at you when you eat.
>You have a hybrid foal growing inside of you.
>You’re allowed to eat a little more than you should.
>At least he’s smart enough never to mention it.
>With breakfast eaten, you help Anon with the clean up.

>>30861263

>>30860477
Dang, they really love each other

>>30860477
“Okay Anon, no more distraction.”
“I’m going now.”
>He rises his hands defensively.
>”Okay fine.”
>”Last thing I need is for the Little Princess to be mad at me for making her miss her playdate.”
>You stick your tongue out at him.
>He ignores your gesture, and kneels.
>You both embrace each other.
>”Are you staying the night again?”
>Way to ruin a hug Anon.
>You pull yourself far enough to stare into his eyes.
“I don’t know… maybe.”
>If you did disappoint him, he doesn’t show it.
>”Well if you decide to, you know my door is always open.”
>He kiss you before you can say anything.
>You pull away completely, licking your lips as the still tingle.
“I know Anon.”
“Have a good day.”
>You wave him goodbye, as you open the door and exit the house.
>You turn yourself around, and see a carriage on the opposite side of the street, with a Batpony standing guard outside of it.
>A very particular carriage.
>Princess Luna’s carriage.
>You blood runs cold, and you look around.
>Anon doesn’t live on the busiest street in Cantorlot, but a royal carriage just sitting there for who knows how long, is going to raise some eyebrows.
>Why is it here?
>It couldn’t be here for you, could it?
>No, that couldn’t be, you made sure that no pony in Cantorlot would know you’re here.

>>30863733
busted

>>30864226
figured she was busted since >>30827932

>>30822719
Hey can you pass a message onto him for me? Id like to thank him for that good romance recommendation he gave me - top stuff

>>30867395
Jesus

>>30868565
Yes, my child?

>>30868667
i confess

>>30869195
...you confess what?

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>>30868565
What? You don't like Jay Fosgitt's mastercrafted art?

>>30867395
>>30870239
I draw better than that
How do I get a job for the comics?

>>30870368
Be a /mlp/ drawfag. At least that's how Pencils got in.

>>30863733
>Apparently you were taking too long, so the guard takes matters into his own hooves.
>He looks across the street, before crossing it.
>The guard sits in front of you, and salutes.
>”Morning Princess, We’ve been sent to deliver you to Princess Luna.”
>You smile so awkwardly that you can feel your face contort trying to make it work.
“O..oh, really?”
“O..okay then, after you.”
>The Bat pony nods, before turning around.
>Once he makes sure the street is clear, he walks across, and you tail behind him.
>The guard opens the carriage door.
>Still smiling the world most awkward smile, you climb into the carriage.
>The ride to the Princesses’ castle is easily the worst moment of your life.
>They shouldn’t know.
>They can’t know.
>You almost had a heart attack when Cadence found out.
>And these bumps aren’t helping!
>Isn’t Cantorlot supposed to be the perfect city in Equestria?
>Then why is this road a bumpy mess!
>Your eyes flicker around the carriage.
>Good news, there is no one inside with you to witness your mental break down.
>It also mean that you should be calming yourself.
>You shouldn’t assume that they know.
>A particular saying that you’ve heard Anon said comes to mind.
>You take a deep breath, and rub your hooves.
>Calm down Twilight.
>You haven’t given the Princesses a reason to think you’re cheating.
>Cadence only found out because she read your emotions.
>And you’ve Haven’t been seen with Anon since the museum.
>The carriage slowly comes to a stop.
>You exhale a pent-up breath.
>Please just be a friendly Princess meeting.

>>30870526
I look past a lot of your typos, but...
>Cantorlot
seriously?

I still love the story, please don't stop.

ubmp

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>>30870526
>mfw it isn't just a friendly princess meeting

>>30870923
>I look past a lot of your typos,
Well you shouldn't. Point out anything wrong, so that way I'm staying up til 5 in the morning rereading and editing the damn thing. Again.

>>30870526
Pencils actually got in? Despite all that lewd?

>>30871972
Fosgitt has a spanking fetish

>>30871972
Comic artists that have done lewd isn't that rare.

>>30871952
Ok then, I'll start with >>30870526 :

>It also mean that you should be calming yourself
should be means, not mean
>A particular saying that you've heard Anon said comes to mind.
should be "that you've heard Anon say"
>And you've Haven't been seen with Anon since the museum.
should be "And you haven't" or "And you've not"

Assuming you meant you actually want me to point out typos and I'm not misreading, I'll continue doing this for your next posts.

>>30871493

>>30873830

>>30874576

>>30875311

>>30876039

>be me first time green writer
>have a unfinished green I wrote for the casual sex thread
>didn't finish it because the casual sex threads died
How many anon's you think did this with the marital problems thread?

>>30877086
Not that many, considering it died.

>>30877150
But it's here
You're posting in it right now

>>30877891
talking about at the time it originally died.

>>30873029
Cool, I'll try not to mess up as much next time.

>>30877086
Not many. FIfe and Loki stopped writing even when thread was alive. Without hangs out in the shadows. MMM left for a month, then lost the drive to write, and I think his green is the only one to leave when it got picked up by the Glimmer thread, but it's still incomplete to my knowledge. Roko left. The writefag who mostly does Technology is Magic focus his efforts in there. Jeff just stopped writing. We mostly lose writefags because they lose the desire to write for the gen, or they're writefags from other gens, and this one isn't their main one.

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Lurk game is strong.

I don't even know where I left off. Can anyone help before [if] I repost. Or should I brainstorm something new.
>implying I'll even fag up and write.

>>30878901
Make some new shit senpai, we can use some more content.

>>30878901
Keep going with the Luna one.
https://desuarchive. org/mlp/thread/26474761/#26474761

>>30876895

>>30878901
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29452931/#29551765

>>30880022

>>30881425

>>30882482

>>30870526
Hyped for the Lunar smackdown

>>30884143
Same

>>30883440

>>30884608

>>30870526
>The walk through the castle is tense.
>Far too tense for someone who is supposed to be calm.
>But you can’t help yourself.
>You can’t ignore the fact that Princess Luna knew where you were.
>And if she knows that, then what else does she know?
>You’re too absorbed in thought to notice the guard ahead of you stop.
>You bump into him, and after realizing what you did, you take a few steps back.
>You apologize for bumping into to him, but he doesn’t seem fazed.
>He turns to face you.
>”Princess Luna is in this room waiting for you.”
>You now noticed the obvious door that you overlooked.
>”Have a nice day ma’am.”
>He salutes, before trotting off, leaving you alone.
>You’ve only slightly subdued your nervousness, but now it’s back in full force.
>You swallow hard, before gripping the knob with your magic.
>Stop wasting time Twilight, you’re only making things worse.
>Gathering what little resolve you had, you open the door.
>You see Princess Luna sitting at a table in the middle of the room.
>She was taking a sip of her drink, then she sees you.
>”Twilight, I’m so glad you could come!”
>She gets up from the table, and start to walk to you.
>You meet her half way, wearing a smile that is a lot less forced than before.
”Princess Luna, I hope I didn’t keep you waiting too long.”
>You both meet in the middle, and embrace each other.
>”Do not worry about it Twilight, come, sit, and have a cup of tea.”

>>30886627
>You both return to the table, and take a seat.
>Princess Luna pours you a cup.
>With cup in hoof, you both toast.
>This is very good tea.
>Almost rivals Rarity’s tea.
>It also has the extra benefit of soothing your nerves.
>Princess Luna finishes her drink, and pours herself more tea.
>”So Twilight, how are things lately?”
“Good, stressful, but friends and family help to ease the burden.”
>”Is that so.”
>”There hasn’t been a Cadence moment yet?”
>You giggle at the memory of Cadence teleporting in front of you, and demanding you to give her all sorts of sweet foods.
>Only for her to argue that you shouldn’t feed her cravings.
“No, no wild desire for sweets”
“Never had much of a sweet tooth.”
>”Oh, so does that mean you’re not running Flash into the ground, making him do all sorts of things trying to take care of you.”
>You shake your head, as you take another sip of your tea.
>It’s not a total lie
>Besides, your emotional outburst only happens when you’re with Anon.
>Since he’s there to hear them in the first place.
>You quickly banish that thought, and drink more tea than what you intended to.
>”Is there something wrong Twilight?”
“Nope, nothing at all.”
>Your fake smile returns, as you hold out your cup.
“More tea please.”

>>30887639
>She complies, and fills your cup.
>You down the drink rather quickly this time in a failed attempt to calm your nerves.
>”Woah, slow down Twilight, I know it’s good tea, but it isn’t going to float away if you drink it slowly.”
>”Would you like some more?”
>You shake your head.
>You can feel yourself starting to sweat diamonds.
>Your anxiety threating to tear you apart.
>You both sit there in silence.
>Until Princess Luna sighs.
>”Oh to Tartarus with this.”
>”If we wanted someone who can dance around the bush and get answers, Celestia would be sitting here instead.”
>You start to feel cold
>”Forgive me for being so blunt, but we know Twilight.”
>”And no, I’m not using the royal we either.”
>You sit there paralyzed.
>”I know this is a scenario that haunt your nightmares.”
>”But you should know that Celestia would never do the things she does to you in your dreams.”
>”She is however very upset with how you’re going about this.”
>”And I’m crossed with you because you’re making her worried over your wellbeing.”
>”We didn’t even know how bad it was until I started to see the nightmares that clouded ever dream you had.”

>>30887653
>”We don’t even know why the two of you are still married.”
>”I mean, lets count the things wrong here.”
>”Flash is almost never with you, and we know this because we have spies in your castle.”
>”The times he is with you is because he’s forced to do so, or the shortest greetings from either of you before you both move on.”
>”You sneak out in the middle of the night.”
>”At first no one knew where you went, then you had a nightmare where you got caught on your way to Anon’s home.”
>”That’s the only reason I even found out about your affair in the first place.”
>”And then there’s your pregnancy.”
>”Of course Flash doesn’t know it’s his, but for some reason you think it’s a good idea to keep that from him”
>”You’re what, two months at the most before you give birth?”
>”Even though him finding out at your bed side is one of those nightmares, you’ve done nothing to even stop that from happening.”
>”You dream of the kind of meltdown he could have.”
>”Why put him through that in real life?”
>”And I haven’t even touch the social side of things.”
>”Honestly I don’t want to have to repeat the things you’ve already dreamt of.”
>”But despite all of the above problems, you willingly drag yourself through the abyss.”
>”For no reason.”
>”Why?”
>”What could possibly keep you so ingrained in that marriage?”
>”So much so that you’re willing to accept public humiliation.”
>”Constantly be at war with yourself over the feelings you have.”
>”Deny yourself a much better relationship with the father of your foal.”
>”And worse yet, put such a negative spot light on a foal who’ll be at the center of things if the public thinks that is the reason you both got divorced.”
>”What could possibly be going through your head to justify any of this Twilight?”

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>>30887668
yikes, chill luna, you're gonna make her cry

And I just thought of another why to hate the spies idea
>If they have spies in her castle
>And Twilight still sometimes takes her train to Canterlot
>How do they not know where she is going?
Thought I fixed the why the hell would they spy on Twilight if they had no reason to by changing some lines around. Now I just have another why the hell are they spying on Twilight, if the spies can't do their job.

>>30887740
That's the point. Also I need to have a Luna be a hardass to someone since I didn't go with my original idea of her doing it to Celestia for being over controlling bitch.

>>30887813
But why does luna need to be a hardass at all? And why does she decide to take it out on the person going through the most distress?

>>30887896
I'm using Luna as the hardass because I needed someone to point out the flaws in how people are acting, but also needed someone to understand that mistakes aren't the end of the world, and to be compassionate when they understand.

>why does she decide to take it out on
She really isn't taking it out on Twilight, just forcing her to acknowledge the questions that she knows she's avoiding. Anon tried to get an answer, and it was denied and dropped. Now she's up against who isn't just going to let it be.

>>30887740
It's justified though

>>30888710
Perhaps, but she could be more kind about it.

>>30887668
luna is quick to the point

>>30888790
Nah, twi's actions would have to deserve kindness. She's being a bitch and a royal moron to boot.

>>30890510
If she deserved it then it wouldn't be kindness.

Is this the cuck thread?

>>30892348
Not exclusively, but cuck is involved yes.

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>>30887668
>Of course Flash doesn’t know it’s his

>>30892318

>>30893436

>>30894153

>>30894891

>>30895876

>>30889918
Twi a shit

>>30897195
Can't argue with that.

>>30896621

>>30898363

>>30898790

>>30899620

>>30900794

>>30897195
Twi a slut

such a lust for bumps

>>30902458
Well we gotta keep it alive for TLA to sate of thirst for green.

>>30902693
*our, wow

>>30902458

>>30902693
I just wish you guys would delete them so I don't think there's an update.

>>30903065

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>a chill and totally not concerned bump

>>30903925

>bump

>>30906530
>bump

>>30908727

>>30904474

>>30904474
I dunno man. Starting to look like you may have every right to be concerned.

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Sorry guys got held up on how I wanted to write this. Have an adorable evil Twily, and a update.
>>30887668
>You…
>You never justified it.
>You cheated on Flash after you vowed to only be his.
>You fell in love with another after you swore you would only love one.
>And it’s almost time for you to give birth to a foal that isn’t even your husband’s.
>Yet despite all that.
“Princess, I never thought any of this is a good idea.”
“And I know the backlash, both public and personal will be huge.”
“But I can’t divorce Flash.”
>”And why in the world can’t you?”
“Because what right do I have to divorce him?”
“If I didn’t have an affair, you could probably convince me otherwise.”
“What Flash is doing to me is nothing compared to what I’ve been doing to him.”
“Even if he doesn’t know of my affair, or about the true father to the foal I’m carrying”
“I know.”
“I know that by divorcing Flash everything could be better”
“But I also know that is the most selfish thing I could do.”
“Why should the adulterous wife be the one to finally break a broken marriage?”
“I have a way to lessen the pain through Anon.”
“I have no idea how Flash is doing it, other than ignoring our marriage.”

>>30911593
“And the guilt wouldn’t go away because I’m no longer married to Flash, and can have a public relation with Anon.”
“Since I started everything, and I don’t even have the stomach to keep the dream I’ve had for so long alive”
“How could I possibly just walk up to Flash, as if I’m not doing anything wrong in this marriage, and just divorce him?”
“And for what?”
“So I can spend more time looking at Anon’s face.”
“The face of a male that I shouldn’t love in the first place.”
“Birth his foal when it shouldn’t be growing in my womb to begin with.”
“I can barely look him in the face, because I know how much I’m dragging him down with me.”
“I won’t add divorce because of my selfish desires to that list of shouldn’t!”
“I won’t be the whore, who divorces her husband just because she found someone new to screw around with!”
“And I won’t be the one to end our marriage!”
>You finally got that off of your chest.
>You never wanted to tell anybody though.
>Just like how you never wanted anyone to know about Flash neglecting you.
>Like how you started your affair.
>And the truth to the father of the foal that will gasp fresh air for the first time in the near future.
>You just swallowed, grinned.
>Hopping that things got better.
>But they never did, and while telling other made you feel better for a time.”
>You were always left crying and cold afterwards.
>You blink cloudy eyes, and shiver from a cold that isn’t natural.
>As the heat of the moment leaves you, leaving only sadness.
“I can’t do it.”
“I won’t do it.”

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>>30912435

>>30911597
I want Luna to go nuclear and put her in her place.

>>30911597
What is she going on about? The selfish thing would be to NOT divorce Flash, so that a. she gets more fuk from him before the divorce (which will happen, since the child), and b. she looks like the innocent one in the situation.
>I won't be the whore, who divorces her husband just because she found someone new to screw around with!
It's a bit late for that twilight, and now you just admitted that you're not divorcing him for the tarnished image it would give you.
She should end the marriage because it's the right thing to do. From her point of view, Flash doesn't know about the child, so he will find out when she gives birth, and be heartbroken. And yet it's somehow selfish to not put him through that?
One more thing:
>Why should the adulterous wife be the one to finally break a broken marriage?
Because the marriage is broken, so it needs to end, and apparently you're not willing to let the other end of the broken marriage know that it's broken so they can break it for you, that's why you should be the one to break it.

Luckily Flash actually knows about all this already, so hopefully he pulls the trigger on the divorce.

also,
>>30913391
yes freakin please

>>30913548
I can kinda understand it. Usually the one who files a divorce is the person who was wronged, Twilight doing it gives her all the power in the public eye. Course in the real world this isn't the case given all the laws that favor the wife, but yeah. I think Twilight is just letting this build up as a way of punishing herself with all the backlash.

>>30913923
I guess so, but at this point, they were both wronged and it would just be better for everyone involved for them to get divorced. Still no excuse for her to not talk to Flash about it.

>>30914033
But then we wouldn't have the delicious drama.

>>30913548
>The selfish thing would be to NOT divorce Flash, so that a. she gets more fuk from him before the divorce
Headcanon for the story is that divorce is rare, and when it happens, there isn't anything gained from either party. Twilight calls it a selfish act because she gains something (Anon, and his child), while Flash gains nothing from a marriage that's broken.

> b. she looks like the innocent one in the situation.
She looks innocent this way, but she would look guilty if she was the one to file. Note that outside of a few, kept quiet cases, everyone else thinks that their marriage is fine. Divorcing Flash bring out a whole load of questions from those unaware as to why they divorced in the first place, and outrage once the public realizes that she divorce to get with Anon, and have his baby.

>She should end the marriage because it's the right thing to do.
She knows it's the right thing to do, but she doesn't think she should do it because she has wrong too much to have the moral high ground and be in the right.

> Flash doesn't know about the child, so he will find out when she gives birth, and be heartbroken. And yet it's somehow selfish to not put him through that?
She know this is wrong, but she put herself into a damned if you do based on how she would feel after she determined that she doesn't have the right to terminate the marriage, and damned if you don't because the longer the marriage goes on, the worse everything gets when it finally blows up. Her only hope was for Flash to divorce before shit hit the fan, and he didn't.
>>30914153
Also this

>>30911597
>I won’t be the whore
Too late

>>30915591

>>30911597
I'm rooting less and less for Twilight as this story progresses

>>30911593
TLA to da rescue!