You wouldn't date her

you're right, I wouldn't.

>>30764597
Of course not, we'd be platonic.
Please don't ban me.

>>30764597
Flash would.

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>>30764597
Correct, I'd marry her

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>>30764597
more like she wouldn't date me. the smart ones usually prefer other smart folk, contrary to what your fics will tell you

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>>30764597

>A knave of no breeding dating a princess
Literally impossible.

Maybe if I achieved great honor on the battefield, I'd be worthy of dating a Princess...but I'd prefer the Future Princess of Laughter.

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>>30764597
I'd hold her hoof

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>>30764597
Would you date her if she was dumb?

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>>30764636
>Twilight Sparkle
>Aka book horse
>Dumb
Does not compute

>>30764636
This should be a green
>Twilight gets brain damage from an accident
>is basically Derpy Hooves tier after that
>anon still loves her regardless

>>30764597
I'd drink tea with her and maybe ask her advice on a book to read (which would probably take hours) but I don't know if I'd date her. I mean I find her desirable and all but lets face it, as a princess shes out of all our leagues.

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>>30764597
Fuck you I wouldn't date her! I'll date anyone! I'll date everyone! I'll date YOU!

>>30764636
>>30764652
>>30764655

>she still struggles to learn and is determined to do as well as she can despite her limitation
>still genuinely loves learning things

>>30764597
If she got rid of the bangs and stopped being a lil bitch than maybe.

>>30764597
You're RIGHT! She isn't real!

>>30764627
>I just want to hold one of your four hooves, what's there not to understand?

>the realization when you forget that you can't walk while holding her hoof, it's nothing like hand holding because it forces her to balance on her other three extremities

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>>30764689
It's cute and dorky that she wears the same hairstyle as her mom.

>>30764597
Eh, I guess we could go on a couple of dates. It couldn't hurt to get to know Starlight Glimmer a little better before I write her off.

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>>30764597
I'd rather get to know her yellow friend.

>>30764682
Oh I'd love

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>>30764783
This meme just started and it already rustle my jimmies
Why did they have to do this
Why

>>30765174
Fuck off and back to sucking Glimmer's dick, Glimmerfag.

>>30765174
I don't know man. All I know is it looks like that princess-stress is getting to Twiggles. She's going bald.

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>>30765197

>>30764689
her bangs are one of the cutest things and best designs in the entire show. must suck having shit taste and not being able to appreciate them. i bet you like that generic hairstyle half of the ponies have

She's /ourgal/

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>>30764703
Fine, hold it all you want.

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>>30764597
No, Because she isn't real!

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>>30766473

>>30764597

>Anon is staying with Twilight in her castle
>She is studying him
>He is feeling lonely despite all his new friends
>He sighs every time he sees a couple
>Twilight realizes he is feeling the loneliness of being one of a kind
>She can't bear to see her friend suffer like this or hear his constant concentration-shattering sighing
>Twilight uses her knowledge of human anatomy and the pornographic sketches Anon tricked Rarity into drawingas references to transform herself into a human or humanoid
>"Time to study friendship with benefits!"

Though I guess I'd rather a washed Moondancer. She's like a Twilight that I won't have to share.

>>30764615
>great honor on the battefield

>"Hey, remember that freaky alien from another dimension who eats people and was very proficient in a calamitous situation, Twilight? I think he wants to date you!"

>>30766521
what do you mean won't have to share? lots of people waifu moondancer

>>30766528

Twilight has a big network of friends all across Equestria that she corresponds with regularly, plus all those ponies in Ponyvile. As her suitor or bf you'd have to compete with them for Twlight's time and attention. Moondancer on the other hand has few friends.

>>30764597
Of course I would. She's my waifu and I love her.

>>30764655
Kill yourself, derpy is just clumsy

>>30764783
Took me a while to get it.

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>>30766575
twilight has entire weekends free to do whatever, like reorganizing her library. remember how bored she was for having nothing to do when ponks and dash were called to griffinstone? you're just creating obstacles that don't exist for no reason

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>>30764597
Probably not. I'd still be friends with her though. I have my eye on another.

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>>30764603
>pic related

>>30764682
>tfw when not dumb but feel the exact same way when trying to figure out advanced maths

>>30766892
>advanced math
What type of advanced math, anon? I like to think I'm pretty good at that shit.

>>30766895
Honestly I struggled with even simple calculus, Fucking triple integrals in spherical coordinate systems, how the fuck do they work? Trying to figure out optimization was like deciphering moon runes to me.

That being said, "advanced" probably means something entirely different for you.

Math is easily my worst subject, but that's just why it's so satisfying to learn, because whenever I do finally get it and it just clicks it's the best fucking feeling.

>>30764597
I wouldn't date her

>>30766920
Shit man, calculus, especially optimization, is my thing. I love it.
>whenever I do finally get it and it just clicks it's the best fucking feeling
I know that feel. When I solve some extremelt difficult problem... man, it's, and I hate to use this word, euphoric. It's such an amazing feeling.

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>>30764597

>>30764597
i'd date rape her

>>30764615
Since when has Twilight been snobbishly arrogant about her title? She doesn't even wear a crown and lives like a regular pony.

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>>30767235
>lives like a regular pony in a towering crystalline doom fortress that dominates the landscape for miles in every direction

>>30767772
And?
>doesn't have maids or guards or whatever
>just Spike
>All the ponies can call her Twilight if they want and doesn't even LIKE being called Princess
There's a difference between living like a regular pony and fleeing away from your responsibilities Anon
She's still a Princess, she HAS to live in the castle

>>30767772
>screenshot of eqg
Lol

>>30764673
Plz Flash dont steal me from myself.

>>30764597
You're right. She's insanely dull and way too married to her job. Basically my ex in purple magic pony form.......never again

>>30764597
rather kill her

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>>30766888
Trips confirm Rainbow is elite tier waifu material.

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>>30768906
L O Y A L T Y

>>30764769
>you'll never have a threesome with Twilight disguised as her mom and Twilight disguised as her daughter

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>>30764597
I would not, because I already know who her soulmate is already.

>>30764597
yes, for some of dat wild sex magic

>>30769164
>wild sex magic
You just want her to magic herself a cock and pound you into the mattress with her throbbing horse wiener.

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>>30770321
I mean, not specifically, but...

>>30766888
Those digits don't lie.

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>>30766575
Twilight has fewer than a dozen friends, most of whom live in Ponyville, and if they didn't willingly make room for you, Celestia would probably be overjoyed to issue a royal proclamation forcing them to not interfere with Twilight's exploration of more-than-just-friendship.

>>30767865
Yeah, she's so married to her job as Princess of Friendship that she's made a grand total of one friend since the pilot.