which one /mlp/?

>>30754647
Filly. Always the filly.

>>30754647
cringe

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>>30754647
none.

>>30754647
Don't turn the ponies into jailbait, it will only fuel my depravity further.

>>30754647
>15
cuz 15 yr olds are known for living on their own and joining the special forces.

>>30754647
>13 is tween
>stone as a form of measurement
?????

>>30754691
wonderbolts are not the airforce twat

>>30754653
t. pedo

>>30754691
We are unaware of poni years in poniland under the poni legal system in which they poni poni.

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>>30754694
>military ranks and titles
>not a military

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>>30754647
>The mane 6 are teens
>Despite one being a princess, one owning several boutiques, and one being essentially in the military
This meme is fucking stupid, the pones are in their mid-20's at least

>>30754647
>current rainbow dash is only 15

Dude. No. Just no.

>>30754647
Oh fuck off, the ponies are not teenagers.
One of them owns a massively succesful buisness, one of them is a princess, one of them practically runs a farm, another one is basically a fucking diplomat to the yaks, one of them now owns a fucking animal sanctuary and the last one is in a stunt flying team.
They are at least 25 years old.

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>>30754741
mentally they're old but their curvy bodies stay you forever

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>>30754647
>15
Pedo spotted.

>>30754741
>>30754729
Equestria girls proves you wrong though. Twilight is a teenager and Sunset shimmer is a teenager.

>>30754761
Ephebophile*

>>30754766
Ah yes, the magical portal that can change your form, but somehow not your age.

>>30754647
>15

No, the Rainbow Dash we know is definitely older than 15...

>>30754766
and celestia is an adult. whats your point?

>>30754766
The same movie that turned thousand year old seahorse monsters into teenage girls? The one that turned a dragon into a god but turned dogs into """humans"""

>>30754779
It turns you into a human. That's a logical aspect of a portal to a portal of humans-- There's no time aspect of the human dimension, so it altering your age would be a non-logical aspect for the portal to have.

>>30754793
>The one that turned a dragon into a god
WAT
>>30754793
>turned thousand year old seahorse monsters into teenage girls?

The sirens weren't thousands of years old; And they got teleported into the future when starswirl sent them forward, so they got ported directly into the modern age, they didn't get ported into the past 1000 years ago and just live till present day.

>>30754795 see >>30754793
Also, I'm going to hate myself for using this bullshit argument, but equestria girls is not canon.

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>>30754694

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Angels

>>30754766
Equestria Girls is just a generic Monster High ripoff and doesn't follow any logic. They had to make them become highschool aged or it wouldn't work.

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>Young Adult RD
My eyes like what they see

>>30754805
>The comics
>Canon
The movies have all implied that Earth time and Equestria time move at basically the same pace

>newfag unironically using EQG to determine things in the show

kill yourself

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>>30754647
There is only one correct choice.

>>30754741
>at least 25
I wouldn't go that far, but I would def agree they're all young adults.

>>30754829
>RD makes a jerk off motion with her hand while giving you a wink
>You sneak into her cabin that night and fugg

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>>30754832
Zephyr is Fluttershy's younger brother and he graduated college, I think anything between 20 and 30 seems plausible.

>>30754829
>barbieshit
>ever
revaluate your life

>>30754811
how do they fart out smoke

>>30754729

Lauren Faust said that when she developed Friendship is Magic, she made the main characters teens mentally and socially in order to make them relatable for kids. However, she gave them responsibilities and livelihoods of people in their twenties, because she wanted to avoid a (high) school setting.


If you think about it, even Equestria Girls follows that principle. The movies have never been about school, despite the setting being a highschool. The characters run some crazy side-businesses too.

>>30754857
Maud's also just graduated with a college doctorate as well. She's gotta be at least 24.
>>30754862
You may not like it, but EQG minis are outselling FIM toys right now-- due to FIM's fall from grace, EQG is actually starting to eclipse it.

>>30754871

It's not smoke, it's thunderclouds. Either they have some kind of container that leaves a trail, or it's literally pegasi magic or something/

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>>30754874
>the movies have never been about school, despite the setting being a highschool. The characters run some crazy side-businesses too.
Have we ever actually seen them in class or talk about school?

>>30754766
>unironically bringing up equestria girls in an actual argument
neck yourself

>>30754871
lots of cabbage for lunch and then a load of ash up their ass.

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>>30754879
lies

>>30754895
The summertime short with Celestia comes to mind.

>>30754903
Oh yeah, I guess that counts.

>>30754806
Even if it were he's still wrong, the Sirens are way older than that and still have those forms.

>>30754918
One kind of has to question why the fuck a principal is teaching though. that's seriously fucked up in delegation when you're doing that, for the exact reasons of what happened in the short.
the principal is there to tell people what to do, not do the job themselves.

>>30754857
>>30754879
Don't forget that all the mane 6 independently own property and all their parents actually seem to live outside of ponyville

Except Applejack of course but it's not unusual for farming families to stay in the same house their whole lives for generations.

>>30754879
*citation needed*

>>30754940
I think it's to show how many responsibilities Celestia has and still tries her best for her little pon- humans. It's a nice parallel to the show I think.

rainbowdash has the body of a 13 year old
filthy pedos

>>30754988
Ephebophile*

>>30754647
I love the oldest design, but that's a good look for her in her late 20s to early 30s.

>>30754647
I've always thought Mane 6 is about 19 to early 20's.

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>>30754761
I just want to fuck little fillies anon
just imagine how tight and soft their baby skinned pussies are
she'd look at you, wondering what you're doing on top of her, looking quizzically at your throbbing cock, asking you what's the name of the game you're going to play
you'd kiss her on the forehead first and she'd giggle, then you'd kiss lower, and lower, on her lips, just like adults do
then you'd keep going down, she'd giggle again and tell you it tickles as you linger on her belly button for a moment
then you'd go lower, and her nipples would get hard from your wet tongue lapping at them, and a moan would escape her small mouth
for the first time in her life, she would moan
for you
you could smell her now, and you could see her heart shaped pearl part her lips every few seconds to wink at you
but you'd kiss her thighs first, your hands roaming all the way up her neck, again, and again
she'd just look at you in awe, she'd never felt this way before
what's happening to me? she'd ask
and you wouldn't respond with words, but by kissing her soft flower
she'd jolt in surprise
then your tongue would part her lips, and you'd lap at her pearl
and you'd taste her

>>30754647
I want a milf RD with a ponytail pls
and the kid is from me, fuck you cucks

>>30754647
the fuck is a stone

>>30756945
A measurement of weight.

>>30754647
All of them but Baby RD.
Also, filly RD is only for cuddles

>>30754647
Wait. Did RD have a stand at the age of 13?

>>30754766
And the Dazzlings are from ancient history Starswirl times, yet they are also teens. It's safe to say the EQG universe does not parallel the FiM one in terms of age.

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>>30754647
>>30754741
>>30754832
Did you guys forget the episode RD turned 25?

>>30757870
Don't be nasty, Anon. You're ruining the delusion of all our underage horsefuckers

>>30757870
Did they actually say her age? I don't remember that.

>>30757875
They didn't, the best we have is a guess based on the candles, and even then it's not certain because we can only estimate the amount of candles on the back side of the cake.

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>>30754879
>EQG minis are outselling FIM toys right now

>>30754693
>stone
Just noticed that.
What the fuck? Do americans still live in pre-historic times?

>>30757896
They measure things in "feet" and "cups" what do you think?

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>>30757874
>>30757878
You can't avoid the minor, easily missed clues of the mane sixes age to fuel your fetishes forever also seriously why is it we're seven seasons in and we still haven't heard them blurt out thier age already

>>30757896
>>30757921
Are you retarded? Stone us a British measurement.

America
>cents (perCENT) = money
>pound = weight
>stone = rock

Brit
>pound = money
>stone = weight
>??? = rock

>>30757938
Stones are also rocks in the UK. Just like feet are also feet in the US.

>>30754694
Correct, they are the navy, with color schemes and ranks based on the world's second greatest air force.

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>>30757870
There were only 21 candles on that cake plebeian

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>>30754694
It was implicitly stated that the Wonderbolts are part of Equestria's E.U.P. defense force.

They are military. Give it up.

>>30754901
>The counter symbol on a spell card
I think you meant quick-play
There is no such thing as a counter spell

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>>30754647
You're one of those people who puts the mane 6 as underage in the hopes of detracting people from making porn of them and making them feel bad about watching it.

They're clearing over the age of 20 btw.