Hello William

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>>30754482

>>30754482
Hello Mr Shatner.

>>30754482
nice Photoshop OP.

>>30754487
Roses are red, violets are blue
Op is a faggot, and so are you

>>30754496
it's real
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/898657704922578944

>>30754495
it's real though

see
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/898657704922578944

>>30754482
Shat mah pants

>>30754496
have this one instead

https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/884485802557755392

>>30754482
Uh oh, now I need to know his tastes.

Waifu, favorite season, what he thinks of EQG, the works.

>>30754482
>admitting to browsing /mlp/ in public
What a fucking autist. Literally zero self-awareness. Bet this fat sonofabitch lives in his parents basement and has to have mommy help him shave.

>>30755017
I can't picture anyone but William himself writing this post

Why would any functional human being visit this board.
>all those cringemasters telling him to go to /pol/

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>you may have argued with William Shatner about waifus
Fucking hell

>>30755111
>you might have called Shatner a faggot
I'll do it to his face too

Shatner clearly waifus Maud as she is the closest to Spock.

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>>30755111
>William Shatner could be a glimmerfag

Hello Bill.

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>>30755180
>he could be the nyxfag

what if his waifu is Pear Butter?

>>30755017
His self awareness isn't toooo bad, he doesn't admit to fapping to pone (in public).

https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/898688642641666048

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>tfw William Shatner could of been shitposting in my /MLP/ Jeopardy threads

oh fucking god this is great

>>30754482
Dude been dealing most of his life with trekkies.
I dont think anything here could faze him much, maybe the cumjar project.

I think Gabe and Rupert Grint are here too.

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>>30755268
Man's an experienced horsefucker.

>>30755300

having autism about a show made for adults is one thing having it for a children's cartoon is another thing.

>>30755329
kek

>>30755283
>he is probably the one shitposting about Nyx or creating threads about her
>someone here probably said Shatner had a shitty waifu or called him a faggot

>>30755346
Tbqh I doubt our shipping fics are more autistic than Trekkies'

>>30755329
He's a literal horse breeder.
Truly an example for us.

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>>30754482
W...........
Wha......
I mean....W....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>tfw you realize you may have been arguing with William Shatner on a mongolian skarf jnitting forum about smol horses
What the fuck

Wait a second you guys. This means that William Shatner came here, saw all of the degeneracy (of which he even pointed out in a tweet) and not only didn't leave, but actually became a regular here.

At this point it's all but confirmed he probably wanks to ponies. He truly is /ourguy/

I wonder if we could get him to come to cons.

>>30755464
He probably already browsed and was only pretending with his "visit"

What if he participates in the secret santa under a pseudonym? What if I sent a box of spaghetti to William Shatner? What if he sent that peanut doll just to fuck with another anon?

>>30754482
William? William are you here? It's me George Takei. Listen, I just wanted to you to know, from one faggot to another, I hate you

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literally an 86 year old man is browsing /mlp/
now I've seen everything

Your waifu, anon. she is shit.

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>>30755681
You say that, but alas, the only shit here is inside your mouth

>>30755111
>>30755180
I bet he's into Rarity.

>>30755111
>Mother_of_God.gif
I... I did not even think of that. Oh god. I wonder who else browses 4chan? I hope I didn't anonymously tell Robin Williams to kill himself. Fuuuuuck...

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>>30754482
>>30754513
I wasn't prepared for this

Just think about it, how many times have you argued with fucking William Shatner over the most asinine of things? How many times have you insulted him?

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>>30755783
that depends on how much of a /pol/tard he is

(guess: not very, given his history fighting against racism in Hollywood)

Hey Bill get better taste in boards

>>30755346
dude the man has read a myriad of fics about him boning Leonard Nimoy

>>30755965
Is /mu/ really that bad? I always assumed they were kinda elitist, but on /pol/ and /v/'s level?

>>30756020
/mu/tant here, and yes, it is. It's not bad in the way that people think it is, but it's still bad.

>>30756020
last i heard /mu/ was basically just a dick measuring contest for hipsters over who was the most nonconformist of them all.

>>30756020
they're stuck up assholes who think because they listen to Death Grips they're musically cultured

Average /mu/ taste is babby's first indie shit and then mass-market pop shit

when they end up having good taste it's practically by fucking accident or just stuff that literally no one hates, like Daft Punk

>>30756020
Good board for finding music, kinda shit for actual discussion.

Mr shatner post with a trip and I'll put you in the next PTS.

>>30756055
only underage b& give a shit about being in PTS. based shatner is quite literally an oldfag.

>>30756059
Shut up homer

>What if he writes greentext?

>>30756055
Maybe we can get him to say he wants to cum inside rainbow dash! Hahaha wouldn't that be funny.

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>>30756101
>you may have fapped to a lood green written by Captain Kirk

>>30754482
Who is this guy anyway? And why is it so important?

>>30756281
He played a lot of roles in the past. Recent one was AJ's grandpapy. That's as far as I'm spoon feeding you.

>>30755346
You'd be surprised how little difference does that make.

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>>30756114
now to figure out which ones

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Can we not do this again? Last time was autistic enough?

>>30756101
>>30756114
>>30756373
>Captain Anon slowly worked his hands down around the little zebra's generous behind.
>The mare at first went tense from his touch, but slowly relaxed as she felt him work his magic, his fingers tracing their way through her fur, down the outside of her hind legs, and up the inside of her powerful, enticing thighs.
>"C-captain, please, do not proceed. We're on the bridge, for all to see!"
>That little shake in her voice was nearly enough to make him lose control.
>He could tell that she wanted it, even if she didn't want to admit it.
"Lower rear shields Urhura."
>He couldn't see from where he stood, but a look of utter terror and confusion spread across the zebra's face.
>"I-I'm sorry Captain, but you must be mistaken. It is S-sulu, at that stati--"
>Shut up, zigger.
"Fire phasers!"
>"AHH!"

They really aren't that hard to find...

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>>30755742
>there's a small chance that someone here told Robin Williams to kill himself

I'm sorry Mr. Williams, please come back.

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>>30756395
>>there's a small chance that someone here told Robin Williams to kill himself
God dammit man

>>30756114
>He may have gapped to your lewd green

>>30756420
>gapped

>>30755180
>>30755249
You're both wrong. Lee Goldson died of a brain aneurysm on April 1st, 2017. Who's been filling in?

>literally sets up horses to fuck each other and breed
>seen more mare pussy and horsecock than any of us
>calls us zoophiles

Is he projecting or what?

>>30756525
He's not wrong.

>>30756395
I'm almost certain if that were the case, Robin wouldn't be the type to kill himself over banter and shitposts. He was a comedian, after all, and that kind of shit glazes off of them like a protective shield because they learned the hard way and understand true sadness.

It was guaranteed something internal that he couldn't deal with anymore.

>>30755965
>/mlpol/ : man who has reached nirvana

>>30756551
I mean, he keeps coming back. So he is in good company.

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>>30755111

Sweet Celestia.
I have mixed feelings about this.

There was some interview several years ago where the interviewer was asking about his horses. I forget what the exact line was but I distinctly remember him saying
"she was a hot little mare"
He's definitely one of us.

>>30756020
Mu is good if you discuss your favorite band that is not /mu/ core

>>30754482
>not visiting one of the objectively best boards.

Damn William step it up and embrace your angry old white man stereotype of loving guns.

>>30754482
Based on his Twitter response to /mlp/'s content a ways back, he's either lying about his browsing habits, or lying to his Twitter followers. Really gets the old axons firing.

>>30756525
When did he call us zoophiles?

>>30757186
A couple months back? He posted some shit on his twitter about lurking /mlp/ and maybe even made a thread to say hi, i don't remember, and everybody sperg out and starting flinging shit and whatnot. He made a twitter post concluding that in his time on /mlp/ he only found one post that wasn't shitflinging or zoophilia. So now you know.

Must have been 2 or 3 months ago actually, because everybody would probably treat him a lot better after Perfect Pear.

>>30757214
>Few months ago comes here and thinks it's shit
>Now admits to frequenting the board
It's funny how many people fall to 4chan this way, we're just so awful you can't help but keep coming back until you're one of us.

Shatner ## Verified
will never happen in your lifetime

It's William Shatner posting. How are you guys? You seem nice for the most part

>>30755576
There are some really old fucks on 4chan, man. It's not as uncommon as you think.

>>30757449
Post old man pucci

>30757453 #
What does that mean?

>>30757449

Ohayo!

>>30757449
Please be real

>>30757484 #
Hello!

>>30757490 #
As real as I can be

I hope this is how you reply to people's posts.

>>30757493
Post timestamp or bugger off. Show on head with /mlp/ <3 on a piece of paper

>>30757501
FUCK. I meant SHOE, not show.

>>30757493
I'm calling BS, no real person makes a post to wonder whether or not they're replying to posts

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>he will never tweet to confirm this

>>30754482
i swear to god we have this thread like every other fucking week and people are STILL surprised at something that's been public knowledge for years?

>>30757533
He said it before, people are just trying to summon him.

>>30757493
Oi, Shitner, who's youre waifu?

Someone with twatter ask him who best pony is

>>30757214
Didn't make a thread as far as I know, but he specifically quoted a post in /mlpg/ and said he was also lurking the merch thread.

>>30757588
Someone did, he didn't answer.

>>30757234
I know that's what happened with me

Launch all Starlight Glimmer lovers to the orbit.

>>30757645
I wish. I'd be throwing that on in glimmerfags faces until the show came to an end and the fandom died.

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>>30757645
Show us a picture of your penis for verification.

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>>30754482
Wait did he actually come back after he left in disgust when he went to our pedo general?

>>30757214
I thought he just visited our board for a day? Did he actually admit to lurking /mlp/ before today?

>>30754482
This is why I love this place and I imagine it's why a lot of celebrities love it too.

You never know who you're really talking to 99% of the time and that's perfectly fine. You could be talking to the faggot down the street, a dude halfway across the world, a world renown celebrity, and popular political figure at the same time and you would never suspect it because the topic at hand is always considered more important than the people you're discussing it with.

That being said, I would hope he isn't stuck here with the rest of us. He's too pure for this board.

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>>30757645
pic or not real

>>30757809
The man fucked aliens on his tv show.

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Maybe Rupert posts here too

>>30757831
not like he has anything better to do

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>>30756563
>It was guaranteed something internal that he couldn't deal with anymore.
That's one way to put living with a mask over how you truly feel and heroine addiction.

>>30756020
I know the metal thread in /mu/ is practically detached from the board and shitposts about nu-males all the time. It's nice for discovering new bands and albums though.

>>30757818
Fucking aliens is tame compared to some of the shit people talk about here, to be fair.

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>>30754482
>William shatner called your waifu a shit before

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>>30757645
Why are you impersonating him?

>>30758081
Psst, have you ever heard of shitposting?

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>>30758118

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>>30758125
every time.

>>30755783
Don't know who the fuck he is don't keep up with the media that much.
Can anyone tell me who he is.

>>30758188
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=william+shatner

>>30758192
Thanks anon.

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>>30755111
bruh

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>>30755522

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>>30754482
>Greeitng and salutations mr Shatner!
Thank you for thinking independently and not joining the SJW horde!

>>30757797
Wait?
You have confirmed sightings?
Thread numbers or phrases pretty please.

>>30760272
The only evidence is on his twitter. If he posts he posts anonymously.

>>30754482
if you're there, I just want you to know that your poor acting ruined my enjoyment of Nightmare at 20,000 Feet. Now that the formalities are out of the way, who is your best horse?

>>30755329
In the docu about Leonard Nimoy, he talked about riding horses

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>people thinking he was serious
>not just saying it to get a reaction out of those boards
>like this thread here

>>30757645
i was there in 2013 on that faditic day

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>>30755111
what did you expect? /mlp/ is basically a digital bohemian grove

also nice intergers

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>>30756373
>tfw i made green for that thread

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>>30754482
>Tfw William Shatner reads your greentext

>>30757831
based Ronald

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Derpa durka

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>>30754482
Literally /ourguy/. Hope he's in more episodes.

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>>30763643
well shit that's gotta be the most patrician, smartest old man I'd ever seen

>>30763643
he needs to be initiated before that happens. Still too much or a moralfag to me.

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>>30763926
START THE RITUAL

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>>30762704
Nigga, you dumb. He already visited back in July. He was lurking MLPG and the merch thread.
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/07/william-shatner-has-apparently.html

>>30764653
It's so charming to see famous people commenting about us, even better when in good nature.

>>30754482
So Bill actually hangs out here? Does anyone have any porn that he's likely Not seen by now that they can post?

>>30764661
>I just found this dark place on the deep web called fortines. They say wizard swears and post about horse donuts.

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>>30766043

>>30766947
That's some good damn, top quality, Celestial porn.

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>>30766947

>>30766974
>I have shit taste

Serious question though, why would any elderly person want to browse Twitter or 4chan, let alone post on them? Wouldn't these feel really petty when you have been through so much?

>>30767183
its one way to remain relevant and not become "the grandpa who knows literally nothing outside record tapes and struggles to understand using a television remote"

>>30767183
he's a human just like us, the only difference between him and other old people is that he's tasted the sweet fruit of degeneracy

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>>30767247
>the sweet fruit of degeneracy
Man it feels good to taste it. I still revel in how juicy it is.

>>30767183
Same reason he goes to conventions.