Alright, you did it, after years of miserable earth living you

>>30753488
I guess, get some hot fem-big mac puss

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>>30753488
Suck my waifu who is now my husbando dry

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>>30753488
If it's the rule 63 version of Equestria am I also rule 63'd when I get there?

>>30753512
No, you're still the same gender

>>30753512
>not wanting to be the anonfilly

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>>30753516

>>30753488
I want to intentionally get in awkwardly gay moments with Rule 63 Dash to get him all flustered and have him constantly be in denial of having homo lust.

>>30753488
Fuck female Macintosh

>>30753488
6 horsecocks to suck and fill my ass with

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>>30753500
>>30753562
Good taste

>>30753500
>>30753586
>>30753562
It was also my first choice.

>>30753488
Shrug, pet the cute ponies and get a good look at 63'd Spike, Big Macintosh and Shining Armor

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>>30753511
Fucking this. Based Ponkafag. Waifu is still waifu no matter how much benis.

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I mean, I don't even know if it would be legal but with something this cute I'll be happy even with an innocent hug.

>>30753500
fpbp

>>30753512
I could live with that.

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>>30753511
My waifu is Dash, but other than that, this.
I'd love her/him/h' no matter what.

>>30753561
"Yeah yeah, suck my dick!"
>"W-what?!"
>You blink
>His face tells you that this expression isn't used here
"I was joking, Blitz, I'm not asking you to suck on my cock,"
>You smirk when you think of what to add
"What are you, gay or something?!"
>You guffaw as he blurts and mutters insults under his breath
>"I'm not gay!"
"I mean, hey, I have no problem with that, it's totally fine to want to suck on cocks, hell, if you were gay I'd totally be okay with getting on my knees and sucking your cock dry,"
"And if you want me to pin you down and fuck your tight little ponut raw you could just ask, you could just say no homo as my warm cum is oozing out of you and it'd be like nothing ever happened!"
>"R-really?"

>>30753488
My waifu is not from mlp so I'm fine.

>>30753670
here, have your (you) and spare us the token weebposting.

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I want to pat him on the back and offer him a mug of cider.

>>30753666
I need more of this Satan

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>>30753666
More

>>30753702
>pic
literally me.

>>30753488
I become gay, probably

>>30753666
Continue...

>>30753736
>>30753761
>>30753976
I mean, it was supposed to be just that, a silly little one shot
I'm not even gay!
I'll try to give it a shot but don't expect anything

>>30753995
if you stick to the whole "Blitz wants some of that Human cock, and is a total slut for you. No homo" thing you will go far writefag

>>30753995
Give your best. We need more awkward gay denial Blitz.

fag it up with Elusive (cross dressing, full lisps, kissing in public), teasing Blitz and Applejack.

>>30753488
Suck ALL the cocks !

>>30754082
This. They are still the ponies I love.

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>>30753770
I strongly doubt you look that good.

>>30753666
>All the magic in their bodies makes stallion cum tastes like gel candy.
>Blitz has a tutti-fruty flavor that no candy maker can ever match.
>You edge him and knead his balls to try and get as much as you can.

>>30753488
Get with Big Mac, Troubleshoes, Bulk Biceps, Iron Will, Fido, and Lord Tirek.

How awkward would it be to tell your horsebando that you were expecting a female version of him, then went with him anyway?

>>30753666
"Well, yeah, that's how it works in the human world, everyone knows that! Isn't it the same here?"
>You can't stop your smirk from widening even more as you see the cogs of his little birdbrain turning
>"Uh, yeah, totally, that's one hundred percent how it works here too, haha!"
>Silly straight(gay) horse
>"So, huh..."
>His eyes fidgets around for a while, his mouth opens a couple times but no words come out
>hnngh
>He's so easy to fluster, he's just too cute!
>And this is enough to send junior the wake up call
"What?"
>You do your best to stay neutral, but there's eagerness in there
>"D'you think, maybe, we could... y'know?"
>Holy shit, this is actually happening!
>You came here expecting the usual friday night between bros, but he's actually suggesting something more!
"We could what?"
>"W-well, you know..."
>You shake your head
"Well I won't know unless you say what's on your mind,"
>You can't let an occasion like that go by tho, you gotta see how far you can push him and how red he can get
>And he groans in frustration
>"Oh come on! You know!"
"Maybe, maybe not."
>It takes him a good ten seconds to steel himself enough to keep going
>"Maybe we could try that n-no homo thing...?"
>His wings shifts around as the dirty words leave his mouth
>His chest is puffed up to try and look manly, as he often do, but his eyes have a really hard time locking on yours
>You feel your half mast give a quick throb in reply
>You need to tease him more!
"Ehhhhhh... I don't know, I mean, there's a lot of rules and shit to respect if you don't want it to be gay, dude, and both partners need to really trust each other, it's not something you can do with anyone, you know?"
>His proud smile turns upside down and anxiety takes hold of his face, so you decide to keep going before you lose him
"But I guess we could try with something simple like a blowjob,"
>His wings flutter some more against his sides
"Do you trust me, Rainbow?"

>>30754481
>You tug on the crotch of your pants to give your member some room, and take great care in making a show of it, making sure that he sees it all
>And sure enough, his eyes aren't on yours anymore but stuck on your lower half
"So?"
>You press on
>As much as you want to keep teasing him without actually getting into it, your libido and boner makes it hard for your mind to sail straight
>He opens his mouth and no words come out, once again
>But he nods weakly
"Really? Because you don't really seem to be too into it, I don't want to force you into anything you're not comfortable with,"
>"N-no, I really want it, I mean, I-huh..."
"You really want 'what', Blitzy?"
>You expect to at least see him frown at that, but he completely ignores the pet name
>His eyes keep exploring every inches of your bulge as he chews on his cheek, his pride and lust obviously fighting for control
>He's always been a pony of action, anyway, he works better under stress
>So let's do this

>>30754481
It begins.png

>>30754484
>You get up from the sofa, and your hands shoot to your side, thumbs quickly slipping under the edge of your pants and boxers, and you push them down
>Your now free member bounces up and down a couple times and you grin when you see the little stallion's eyes locked onto your crown, seemingly hypnotized by it
>And you sit back down, grabbing your length with one hand and giving it a few strokes
"Here's what I'm going to do, I'll just stay like this, close my eyes and count to five, and if I don't feel your lips on my cock by the end of it, I'll just consider that you don't really want it, put my pants back on and we'll never talk about this ever again, okay?"
>His eyes shoot up from your dick to find yours and they tell you he wasn't ready for this
>All according to keikaku
>"Wait!--"
"One,"
>"Y-you can't just--!"
"Two..."
>"Ugh!"
"Three,"
>You give your shaft another stroke, much slower this time
"Four~,"
>Come on Rainbow, don't leave me hanging!
"Fiiiii~oh shit!"
>Your free hand finds his scalp and you groan as he swallows your entire cock at once

>>30754481
>>30754484
>>30754491
Just bros being bros. N-no homo.

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>>30754491
Fuck me, I'm just way too horny to write comedy
And this is going to turn in another 5k fluffy green or some shit
Can't finish it right now but I'll try to make it quick

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>>30753640
>I could live with that.

Same here, nothing against the gays but I'd sooner be a straight mare then a gay dude, no offence.

>>30754523
Bump for this

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>>30753488
Find Big Macarena and fuck her, macro/micro style.

>>30753488
Cuck Gaydance with Gleaming Shield.

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>>30753511
I think i'm completely straight in all other respects, but the idea of sucking off my horsebando until he's got nothing left to give is quite appealing.
Fuck, i'm actually thirsty now just thinking about it you bastard, did i just catch the gay.

>>30754833
The gay was inside you all along.

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>>30754866

>>30754833
It's not gay if it's a pony.

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>>30754866
No i -want- the gay inside me, thats the problem!

>>30754925
I thought a threeway was the only exception?

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>>30754951
See if you were just rule 63'd when you entered rule 63 Equestria we wouldn't be having any of these problems. And with the flip in the mare to stallion ratio you'd be able to get your fill every single day.

>>30754833
>>30754925
>Husbando groans and writhes as you suck him off.
>He sucks in a sharp breath and melts as you gently massage his balls. Hands are a pleasure he's never known before you.
>Edge him until he's one touch away from blowing.
>Then take it all in your throat with one movement.
>He lets out a strangled breath and throws his head back, yelling that he loves you.
>He swells and explodes, shooting a torrent down your throat and right into your stomach.
>Pull back and catch one last mouthful that you open your mouth and show.
>Lean your head back and swallow, letting his satisfied eyes follow the lump down.
>Even spent, he twitches at the sight.

>>30754989
>not keeping the last remnants in your mouth to snowball it in a passionate kiss
you're gay

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>>30753488
Try and husbando AJ.
He's the best 63 mane 6 horse.

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>>30753516
Any chance I could get Eris to fix that? Although I guess I could always just spend my time with her.

Have you known that you're faggots?

>>30755186
This is just extreme bromance. Nothing wrong with that.

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>>30753488

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>>30755115
Post some more Eris.

GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD FAGGOT

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>>30753488
Go after R63 Mac, Shining, and Zephyr. Then move on to the rest.

>>30755186
I see it more as a fetish fantasy to want to suck a horsedick. It's just as likely to happen as a girl liking me; that is to say, it's a fantasy that can't happen in real life.

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>>30753488

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>>30755323

>>30755323
>not umbra first and last
GAY

>>30755397
Umbra is advanced level. Gotta pace yourself.

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>>30753596
>>30754833
>kissing r63!Ponk, your erections clumsily pressed together as you cuddle bare belly pressed to his bare belly, sloppily tongue wrestling as he moans greedily into your mouth
Yep I feel no difference to if it was femPonk. Ponk is for love.

>>30753511
r63 Ponk a CUTE

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>>30755410
Advanced for you maybe.

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Mine.

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>>30755460
Get that bitch some crystals. Bitches love crystals.

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>>30755068
SHIT

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>>30755545
>Door handle
>Door handle
>Door handle
>Pegasus

>>30753488
Make friends.
Learn about their society and culture.
Become rich.
Get all the mares.

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>>30755525
Oh I'll give her a crystal.

>>30753488
Still give them the Respect that I seldom give a to woman around my age.

>>30753488
i would go shining just because his color palette is good

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>>30755545
Laughing more than I should be at this.

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>>30753488
I wish there'd be more lewd greens of R63 AJ
There isn't enough of 'em

>>30755591
in my experience no matter what the fuck you look up you will find a pony in the first 30 results
maybe her cutiemark is a door knob

>>30753488

So, do I become a girl when I show up, or do I stay a man? Because, uh, if it's rule 63, then technically things are going to get weird with causality and me not changing when I show up.

>>30755767
That's because you search for ponies. Google caters results based on your search history.

>>30755799
no i turned off that tracking
http://gadgets.ndtv.com/internet/features/how-to-stop-google-from-tracking-you-on-the-web-550286

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>>30755425
stop anon, I keep a tight rope on my disgusting fujo ass

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>>30753488
Castrate him to make him mine.

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I unironically think Eris/butterscotch is a better pairing than Fluttershy/discord

bang doctor whooves

>>30756260
Because it is.

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>>30753488
live in Equestria, except now all the mares are stallions, and vice versa.

>>30756260
Because we can easily push discord as the 'dominant' and FS as the submissive partner (and I'm not just talking about BDSM here)
And the old 'male on top' is boring to most of us, especially if FS is the stereotypical submissive japanese girl

So, if you swap them around, Eris becomes the top, the female becomes the one in charge and she's the one pushing and acting
And the male, which now is cute and shy and submissive can only whimper like a bitch and pretends he doesn't want it while Eris give him five more testicles and ride him all night long to make sure to get pregnant

I mean, that's my take on it

I hate FS as a female, but I actually quite like butterscotch for these exact reasons (for the little content of him there is, of course)

>>30756260
Because Discord as a guy is just a dick. However, as a girl, his personality goes into being the character archetype of being the manic wacky girl with fluttershy the put upon unassertive guy in the relationship who tries to stay on top of her shenanigans.

its like in a harem comedy how the guy is a bland everyman and then the crazy super powered girls all show up and make his life a crazy and stresses him out, or in shows like I love lucy where you have the impulsive love interest and the stoic put upon male.

>>30754491
This thread is turning me gay

>>30755425
>he gives a little giggle of excitement as he feels your swords clash

>>30753488
Fuck Dusk Shine's hot older sister.

>>30753488
Fuck Trixie anyway.

>>30757059
In retrospect, we already jumped the species barrier for these little equines, the gender hurdle isnt nearly as high.
Love is love, and all that nonsense.

>>30757059
>I don't want to be gay!
fuck his ass. Make him suck (your) dick.

>>30756226
>fujoshits

REEE go back to /co/

>>30755545
https://derpibooru.org/328382
Full picture 4u

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>>30753488
There are plenty female changelings hungry for love

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>>30753488
Fuck my new horsebando like there's no tomorrow