How did THESE come out of THESE?

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>pushing an alicorn horn out of your vagina

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>>30749206
MA JIK

>>30749206
They probably have to do C-sections, just like the human race.

>>30749231
>>30749251

The Unicorn is probably soft and flexible as newborns, just like hooves.

>>30749206
My headcanon is that ponies are born through eggs
But the egg needs pony magic to make it a pony baby

>>30749283
This.

All the hard bits are soft during birth.

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>>30749206

>>30749206
Foal bearing in EQ is not the same process it is on Earth. Little ones pass through the mother like a ray of sunlight through a window

The same way your watermelon ass fit through your mom's vagoo. They stretch, dumb fag.

>>30749206
Painfully.
Stitches from pussy to taint after every foal.

How was Cadence able to contain something that could blow holes in crystal for months?

>>30750147
She wasn't.
>>30749342

>>30750194
That isn't standard mammalian reproduction!

>>30750203
>Screw the rules I am pony

>>30749206
You ever seen child birth? It's horrifying.

>>30749342
>Flurry Heart teleported herself out of the womb when she was ready
I'm adopting this headcanon.

>>30749342
Reminds me of some idiots headcanon that ponies don't have genitals just like portrayed in the show amd, that when two ponies love each other, the mare gets pregnant from the partners love (never addressed the point of stallions then), then the baby just fazes out of the womb.
And this guy was serious, like an pseudo-intellectual.

>>30751360
I hope you did your duty and called him a faggot.

>>30750147
Alicorn womb. Shit's like titanium.

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>>30749206
they came by the via the white stork anon, where else would they come from?

>>30750147
a unicorn/alicorn horn is soft and malleable while theyre in the womb. while its in this state it cant conduct magic. once the foal is born the air dries out the horn and it becomes solid. after a few days its strong enough to conduct magic and still malleable enough handle the sudden large bursts of energy until the foal reaches childhood, gains control over their power and the horn has solidified enough to make the magic flow constant.

>>30751407
cabbage patch?

>>30751412
>Want foal to stand out growing up.
>Put fixture on soft horn to give it unique shape once solidified.
>Foal is ridiculed for misshapen horn for rest of life.

>>30751407
Intense, hardcore, ritualistic breeding of my waifu.

>>30751770
It's like those parents that name their kid a normal name but have it spelt oddly just to be "unique".

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Posting this to get dumb headcanons out of the way. You know the kind.

>>30749283
>>30749341
So that thing with the poison joke just gave Twilight baby horn?

>>30751793
Like that comedian that did a whole spiel about how his name is Juston instead of Justin, and how his name is never spelled right on promotional material.
His Dad always said, "You were born Just On time."
To which he responds, "I could have been born Just In time, asshole!"

>>30749206
It aint like babby craniums are soft for some reason.