Dateing

>>30748708
wake up

>>30748708
Watch as she's getting fucked and impregnated by fifty niggers.

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>>30748708
ugh....

>>30748708
>Cougarshy
Please my dick can only get so erect.

>>30748708
hide your shitty barbie thread

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>>30748708
Buy her a drink

>>30748721
Your kind need to be purged from the Earth.

>>30748708
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

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>>30748758

>>30748708
>Walk up to a girl in a bar
>You ask her out
Unrealistic as fuck 3/10

>>30748708
>dateing

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>>30748708
perro caca

>>30748708
That's a really, really good looking EQG fluttershit
Sauce?
Please tell me he did the other characters too

>>30748708
Play with Zephyr's penis. In front of Fluttershy.

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>>30748708
I love it when she's giving that look

>>30748712
Can't wake up

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>>30749181

>>30749336

>>30748708
Depends is she a virgin if not then I'm just wasting my time.

>>30750763
>wanting a virgin instead of an experienced girl who knows how to show you the ropes and make your dick explode.

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>>30749138
>not ruining his butt in front of fluttershy.

>This girl sees you looking her way and smiles at you.
>You notice the guy she's with and casually play off like you didn't mean to look her way.
>She appears to be whispering something to him before checking to see if you were looking.
>Despite having your head turned, she knows you are from the corner of your eye.
>You quickly burn your focus in to the drink in your hand before resting your head in your free arm so you could face away towards the window.
>You can hear footsteps approaching but try your best to ignore it and treat it as another sound in the hussle and bussle of the place.
>"May I sit here?"
>Breathing in through your still nose, still not inebriated enough to worry about what would come next, you glance up and see her standing over you.
>Part of you wasn't sure whether this was a chick or one with a dick.
>Right now, it matters not.
>She's got your attention. Barely.
"Sure."
>She takes a seat opposite from you after adjusting her skirt and smoothing it out properly.
>You've already resumed looking at your drink, but a chance glance back up to her shows her resting her head in her hands gazing at you with half-lidded eyes and a sly grin.
>As much as you wanted to tell them you weren't interested, you couldn't find the energy to spare even that and just sip away at the contents of the glass.
>There were far too many shady types in these parts to be wandering off with anybody.
>"I was wondering if you would like to join us. You looked pretty down and we felt you'd might like cheering up."
>Thinking.
"Drinking isn't my thing as is. I don't even wanna be here."
>"So, what brought you here?"
"Anywhere's better than home right now. I just needed space."
>"You sure there isn't enough space around you to keep some company?"
>You rest your head back down in your arms, casting your gaze back out the window.
>Dark, beginning shows of rainfall.
>Not a time to be taking chances.
>"You might like it~!", she sing-songs with her gentle, whispery voice.

>>30751067
>It doesn't take much longer for the monotony of window-staring to catch up to you, so your head switches sides to face the other way.
>Your intrusive company seems to have mimicked the motion and rests her head in her arms, looking at you.
>You'd find it endearing if you weren't already rotting inside.
>Somethings not right.
>Where'd the guy go?
>You lift your head up slightly and begin looking around, cautious.
>You didn't want to get yourself stuffed in to a bag and dragged off somewhere to be thrown in to a river.
>"BWAH!"
>"AHH!"
>Jumping in your seat from shock, the guy she was with had spooked her, having placed his arms over her shoulders after coming out of hiding from behind the seat on her side.
>Your fight or flight senses had long since been scrambled, so you had automatically assumed the fetal position beneath the table.
>You weren't used to this much activity involving you and the shock of it all had you recoiling in anxiety.
>Besides the ambience of the bar, all was quiet nearby.
>"Oh dear."
>Unbeknownst to you, peeking under the table, the girl looks at you with concern for a few seconds before going back up.
>You couldn't make anything out as you'd closed yourself in to your own quiet space away from things, but her and her companion had been whispering between themselves.
>She'd come back under the table to check on you once more.
>"A-Are you alright? Do you want me to call somebody for you?"
>You just weren't hearing anything.
>She looks at you for a time before sliding a small, rectangular card along the floor towards you before retreating.
>Soon enough, footsteps register in your head that the two of them had moved away and presumably had left the building.
>Quietly and cautiously, you open your eyes.
>You did it again.
>It really wasn't fair.
>You tried.
>You really wanted to escape from all this but no matter what you did you just couldn't run from yourself.

>>30751074
>Just as your reach your right arm up to the seat from under the table, you spot the card that had been left behind.

>'Fluttershy - Call me.'
>Below was a phone number and a hastily scribbled 'I'm sorry.'
>You stay there, looking at it before stowing it away inside your inner jacket pocket.
>When you got back up from beneath the table and back in to your seat, you find your drink missing.
>How long were you there this time?
>It doesn't matter.
>You head home.

>>30748708
"Why yes, I am a virgin. Wanna help me fix that?" Then smile and hope she finds that cute and go from there.

>>30748708
so whats my flaw? if i have the self confidence to stroll up to a stranger in a bar and ask them out then there must be some other glaring flaw that has kept me chaste.

>>30751083
Nice stuff, even though it draws many questions, but the main one that is running through right now is that if there's more or is it just a simple one shot?

>>30748708
Take her home tell her I'll be right back.
She turns around to the bed.
Grab a metal object.
Hit her in the back of her head.
Knock her out.
Drag her to my basement
Tie her down to a table
Wait for her to wake up
When she wakes up grab my utensils
Begin to cut her arms open including her fingers
Then her legs and toes
Can't get satisfaction cut open her stomach
Squish her stomach to make her throw up
Continue off of there.

>>30751200
She's fading into darkness
Can't let her there's some time left
Inject her with adrenaline
Cut her vagina open nothing there
She pissed herself
Ignore it
Getting bored
Grab scissors
Aim for the eye
Stick it in her eye socket not to far in deep
Just enough to remove it.
Screaming
More screaming
Cover her mouth
Thinks
Grabs pliers
Grabs her mouth
Opens it
She bites my hand
Open her mouth again
Grab the pliers
Grab a tooth pull it out
Got what I wanted put it in a jar
Decide her usefulness is done
Open up her chest
Pull her ribs out
Puncture one of her lungs just because
Grab her heart
Pull it has hard as I can
It comes out
Put it in a jar
Untie her
Bury her body in the woods far away
Wait for someone else to take her spot.

>>30751074
>>Your fight or flight senses had long since been scrambled, so you had automatically assumed the fetal position beneath the table.
wot

hes autistic isnt he

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>>30748708
>Walk up to a girl in the bar
>Ask her if she wants to fuck in the bathroom
>She punches you in the face
>"Five minutes"

>>30751200
Well holy shit, you didn't have to do that!

>>30751317
think it was written by an edgy highschooler

>>30751334
Any advice to make it sound less edgy and more genuine anon.

>>30751309
>it's not so much fucking as you getting destroyed
>your hips twitch- eitherin pleasure or because they're now forever useless, you can't tell
>she stands over you, smug and seductive
>and then removes her hand from your shoulder
>you crumple to the ground without the support
>pulling out a Sharpie, she scribbles on your cheek and walks out
>from your spot on the piss-stained floor you can still see three mirror, and the mark on your face
>a date
>a time
>the letters C U
>and an odd looking naked hotdog, with a penis sticking out of its butt crack
fucking griffons

>>30751334
>>30751345
I guess not well I'll delete it and try harder next time, but thanks for your input, anon.

>>30751372
Nah.

>>30751317
You didn't use greentext. It made me feel uncomfortable.

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>>30751372
You knew what you were getting into, now you belong to her

>>30751383
Thanks anon for letting me know.
>>30751373
Can't delete it oh well.

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>>30751297

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>>30751372

>>30751309
>>30751372
>>30751400
that's kind of hot

>>30751901
That was the intention

>>30749108
https://mlpics.deviantart.com/gallery/

>>30751901
>tfw no tsundere Gilda gf

>>30748708
You spelled dating wrong

>>30748764
You sound new

>>30751939
I like this guy