Your tiny pony has came over to say hello to you.
>>30744236
nah, that horse only wants my cookies
>>30744236
and i respond by stepping on it.
>>30744236
>>30744236
I pick her up and let her lie down on my mousepad.
Is that a bipedal walking twilie butt?
>>30744236
give tiny poner gentle pat and let her nuzzle your finger. Be nice to her.
>>30744236
How did she get out of my cock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vehHIfbzhts
>>30744236
I crush it to death because it's retarded and serves literally no purpose.
>>30744290
>poner
Kill yourself immediatly.
>>30744331
>hating on 'poner'
No you.
>>30744311
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES IN YOUR POCKET YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING FREAKS
>>30744311
Absolutely adorable.
>>30744236
Tiny pony, this is a very bad time to remind me that I forgot to get Charlotte crickets.
You are tiny and she is spider.
>>30744361
Goddamn i never realized how much i want a small desk pone to accompany me on my internet journeys
>>30744489
You'd probably end up running it over with your mouse or squishing it.
>>30744509
Knowing the state of my desk, yes, that is a squish hazard.
Could be worse, could be my work bench.
>>30744236
>"You may have notithbbed our tiny desk pony."
>>30744236
>>30744266
>>30744521
>>30744236
>>30744569
Do not confuse tiny pons for spiderbros.
Spiderbros protect you in your sleep from butt goblins. Tiny pons will steal your keyboard keys.
>>30744572
>tfw tiny ponies will never swap your keyboard keys around to spell out 'WE LOV3 Y0U!'
Just end my life.
>>30744421
>He named his spider Charlotte.
I want to be mad.
>>30744617
There is nothing wrong with that name.I have a pic of a rat fucking a spider, but this is a christian board, so Ill just leave it to your imagination.
>>30744676
I am so happy that hybrids cannot exist right now...
>>30744676
Or you could just not be a giant pussy.
>>30744311
That's cute as fuck.
>>30744236
>one of the tiny fluttershys lands on your outstretched finger
>she begins to sing]
>>30745568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqst-XOTS88
>>30744236
Ball my hand into a fist smack the pony as hard as I can.
>>30744331
Tiny poner is for love and rubs and pets. That's all you need, you jackass.
>>30744676
You got my hopes up, then tore them right back down again.
>>30744701
>spidermoonbutt
yes plz.
Lie my head on the desk and gently rub tiny pone with the nose.
>>30744236
That's nice but I want to be the little one.
>>30746097
>not putting in pooper
>>30744676
Post a link
>>30747145
>>30746893
>>30744701
>>30744682
Knock yourselves out https://e621.net/post/show/667/2007-all_fours-arachnid-arthropod-balls-being_watc
Ahoy
>>30747258
derpimods, plz
>>30747223
I like this one better and have fapped to it in the past.
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/13093#search=charlotte%20wilbur
Requesting green about picking tiny horse up and chewing it into paste like a snack.
>>30747793
>only one image has charlotte as an actual spider
>>30744236
"Fee fay fo fum, I smell period blood."
>Pick up tiny pony
>Put her on the pc tower next to my screen so I won't squash her
"So what's new in the microcosm?"
>>30747812
Yiff in hell with Mickey Mouse, you furry turd burglar.
>>30747812
Back to rainfurrest with you, retard
>>30748473
Fuck you, get off this board already
>>>/shit/
>>30748473
Oh yeah? Check out mine.
>>30748577
King best mimiga.
Never forgetti.
>>30748610
>Not "sleep in my bed and for some weird reason you'll end up with my lipstick in your inventory" Chaco
>>30748632
>>30748610
>>30748577
>/mlp/ has good taste.
Mah niggas, here i thought the Oneshot posting was just a fluke.
>>30748658
You do know that there are at least 3 pony mods of Doukutsu Monogatari, right?
>>30748672
I actually did not, although i do know what i'm doing this weekend now, thanks anon.
>>30748690
You're welcome. Just don't expect too much, they're just bland reskins (they still play as if you were Quote, IIRC).
Oh also, it's not pony related, but I read that someone made a very complex mod in which you could finish the game with King and Toroko alive (but stil retaining the awesome damage multiplier sword)
>>30744236
@
HH\
>>30748577
That's cause he's not a mimiga.
He's a gote.
What a surprising lack of vore...
>>30744236
(gets out microscope)
"The miniature pony"
(x-ray)
"hmm... after careful analysis it seems it can eat cookies. I gave it some regular pony food, seems to like it. structured slightly more dense, origin: unknown. observing reaction to various stigma."
fences pony, escapes with horn
"below 10hz ulf has ability to transport via horn/rematerialization? or rather quickly jumping from a to b. can escape fence."
"still comes for food, has started building things requiring mental capacity of human with telekinetic strength. points horn at object, lifts with mind? almost unreal"
>>30750472
Surprising, but welcome.
>>30748500
Congratulations on getting one post removed.
Here's that brand spanking new (You) for you to enjoy.
>>30751717
Do people really covet (You)s on this site? Why?
>>30744331
>I crush it to death because it's retarded and serves literally no purpose.
By that logic I should be able to do the same to you then.
>>30744236
Nah, ponies should be GIANT.
>>30744236
does tiny desk pony play nice with tiny desk engineer?