This is Cherry Berry. A background pony that is ALWAYS angry.
What makes her such an angry mare?
>>30739436
Thze fact that she can't get to humanland.
>>30739455
>Digging a hole with a rake to get to Earth
>This is how angry she is
It's literally impossible to actually properly rake just by holding the tip. Plus the rake is touching the ground on its side. What the fuck is she even doing.
Because nobody has popped her cherry yet
>>30739462
She's actually just swinging a rake around in a blind rage.
The latest mane six hubub involved a dragon attack on Ponyville, after they led it there. Dragon burned down her house. But it's okay, because the mane six whores saved the fucking day again, right?
>>30739457
>she's legitimately trying to rake herself into a different universe
She's reaching levels of dedication that shouldn't even be possible.
>>30739473
>"Twilight! You gotta come quick!"
>"Is that dragon back again?"
>"No! Ya gotta see this! Some pony named Cherry Berry lost it and is running around town hitting ponies with a rake! I think she even burned down her own house!"
>"We have to stop her!"
>>30739436
Because life hates Cherry Berry.
Have you ever tried eating soup with a spoon when you also need to hold the spoon with your mouth?
>>30739561
I want to spoonfeed her, while cuddling and listening to her problems.
Life just isn't fair to Cherry Berry
>>30739565
Look at her face.
Pic related pretty much sums it up.
When you hear that statistic where the average person eats eight spiders in their sleep, and you believe that just can't be right, then remember that Cherry Berry bumps up the average by being forced to digest millions of spiders every night.
Has anything good ever happened to Cherry Berry?
>>30739436
She wishes she was related to Applejack
>>30739582
AHHH SPIDERS, SPIDERS!!
>>30739670
she just wanted to know what it was like to be part of a loving family
Explain this
>>30740156
She was told that tumor was malignant and she only has a few weeks left.
>>30740156
The power of Pinkie Pie. You literally cannot escape the smile patrol.
>>30740170
>>30740192
What about this?
>>30740284
She's watching. She's ALWAYS watching.
>>30740284
That can also easily be explained.
>>30739436
She's not always angry, but she's angry more often than most because she has terrible luck. That and she wishes she was born a Pegasus instead of some fucking ground-bound earth pony.
>>30740284
She's attempting to sled to her death.
>>30739457
>"DAY OF THE RAKE!"
>>30739436
She has to live next to that cunty strawberry pegasus.
She says cherries have worms in them.
>>30739490
When I was a child, I would get lost in the fantasy that magic was real, that maybe if I wished hard enough I could have really cool things happen, like finding a pathway to another world, and I mean REALLY believe it might be possible.
So in a world where magic is common place, maybe she truly believes if she digs far enough, she can escape.
>>30740633
That's pretty gay, anon.
>>30739436
>>30740609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WZLJpMOxS4
>>30740633
i feel you.
>>30740641
Rude ass motherfucker.
Like really?
>>30740666
>666
I see though your lies, kek. I was all kinds of superstitious when I was young(ages 8 to 14), I could never do things like the bloody Mary ritual because I didn't know if it was real or not and to my young mind, it very well could have been. Things like luck charms also seemed real to me, I used to carry around a 4 leaf clover because my mom said it would bring good luck, and I accepted that as a fact.
Deep down I really wanted something cool and otherworldly to happen in my life, but nothing like that every happened. It's too bad, because of the way quantum mechanics works(or how I thought it worked), I always held on to the idea that I might be one of the lucky versions of myself in the grand scheme of the infinite multiverse who would get to experience a more egocentric tailored universe to my personality, as if I was the main character in a TV show.
Fuck, that was like 10 years ago, childhood life was pretty awesome, too bad it's gone. Never will I have the kind of underdeveloped brain that doesn't stress about the future, living in the moment, and still open to the idea magic could exist.
>>30739436
That's she's not as pretty as the town drunk she's twins with.
>>30740820
>not as pretty
>twins
>>30739436
it's a product of her environment?
>>30739436
She is angry because OP is such a fagot.
I chuckled a little at this.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/231728/1/anger-management/thats-not-nice
I want to make her happy
I want to help her with her balloon flights, so she can be happy doing what she loves
I want to go sightseeing with her, adrift in the wind, wondering just where we'll land next time
>>30739462
Maybe she's carrying it to or from where she needs to rake
>>30740795
Dude that's literally every human that's ever lived, so I would say I understand the feel but I think everyone does so what's the point. And yeah being a kid was dope, I don't even consider things like magic or small chances happening, my mind is boring and reasonable now.
>>30740577
Thicc
>>30745643
>Anon falls through a portal in the sky above Equestria
>Just so happens to hit a hot-air balloon on the way down, stopping him short of falling to his death
>But also wrecking the balloon and causing it to crash
>The cute little pony pilot Cherry Berry is pissed
>She completely ignores the fact that he's an alien and demands that he pay for the repairs
>Since he doesn't have any money, she forces him to work for her until he's earned enough to reimburse her
>>30746453
Ah, what an oddly nice thing to think about. A lovely bumpy beginning to a wonderful relationship
>>30746453
Very cute and I would enjoy this.
>>30739493
>>"Is that dragon back again?"
His names Spike and it's your fault for feeding him in the first place.
>>30739436
Her anger gives her focus, her focus gives her vision.
Equestria will whisper the name Cherry Berry in hushed tones, afraid that speaking the cursed words will bring her evil upon them.
>>30739436
Thanks for making me aware of this mare's existence OP.
Her special talent is popping cherries.
She's not a lesbian.
She's also frequently seen with a flying machine of some, be it hot air balloon or pedal helicopter, or even just with a flying helmet.
She's angry because she wasn't born a pegasus.
She probably doesn't get on with Fluttershy much either, believing she "wastes her gift".
>>30750588
Funny you didn't know. That balloon Twilight Sparkle always rode in on the opening credits was CHERRY BERRY'S fucking balloon.
Cherry Berry is an angry air balloon pony with bad luck.
>>30750615
She can take my wizard card
>>30740884
not all twins are identical faggot
Special talent is being a permavirgin. Constantly sexually frustrated.
>>30739565
>"Oh shit it's finally happening."
>>30740577
I'd hug that thicc pone. Buy her a desert.Hold her hoof, too
>>30752575
I don't think he's implying that, merely that the headcanon that they are twins is retarded.