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Equestrian Dungeon: Jelly Edition 2017-08-14 06:06:13 Post No. 30727149
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Equestrian Dungeon: Jelly Edition
Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-14 06:06:13
Post No. 30727149
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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Version: 2.8
Recent updates: Changes to Summer Schedule and general maintenance.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
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>>30727149
There's been an amendment.
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2017-08-14 06:15:41
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Finishing posts from last week...
>>30712666
>Fruitanon wasn't able to loot anything from the remains of Sergeant Ruby.
>>30712686
>Morky activated his glove! Morky recovered 4 HP!
>>30712828
/bio: here
>Lucky Sevens found nothing to scavenge in the remains of either ADR-100 Defence Turrets.
>>30713060
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on himself!
Jack Frost recovered 20 HP!
Jack Frost's bleeding eventually stopped...
>>30713206
>Useless joined in on the looting, but found nothing in what remains of the other defeated enemies.
>>30713419
>Suitcase found that these "bits of machinery" are scraps and remainders of enemies past, which she can only assume the party tore through some time ago. Speaking of which, no one else is here...
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>>30727199
Healing Wind III on Myself
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>>30727199
Destroy the screen with cannon shot from across the room
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>>30727199
Cast heal alpha on Lucky
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>>30727199
Cast winds of healing 1 on myself
If that's not recharged yet, check the robopone
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>>30727265
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on himself!
Fruitanon recovered 20 HP!
A wooden crate appeared in front of where Fruitanon was standing!
>>30727324
>Morky destroyed the floating screen blocking the passage ahead with a cannon shot from his glove! It hurriedly spawned a Dense Skeleton before it exploded.
>>30727333
>Jack Frost cast Heal α on Lucky!
Lucky recovered 20 HP! (10 x 2)
>>30727339
>Lucky cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on himself!
Lucky recovered 10 HP!
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>>30727417
I open the Crate.
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>>30727417
Beam the skeleton in the spine to weaken it
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>>30727417
Ready my sword in case whatever is in the crate is hostile
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>>30727417
Cast refresh gamma on Lucky, Krono, and Fruity
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2017-08-14 07:44:00
Post No.30727767
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>>30727422
>Fruitanon opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A 20 pound dumbbell!
20 lb. Dumbbell added to Plastic Box.
>>30727667
>While upside down, Jack Frost cast Refresh γ on Lucky, Krono, and Fruitanon!
Lucky, Krono, and Fruitanon felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
>>30727423
>Morky cast Beam α on the Dense Skeleton! Here comes trouble! (8 dmg)
>>30727655
>Lucky is guarding with the Shishkebab 2.0.
Morky suddenly attacked a Dense Skeleton!
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>>30727767
Cast healing Wind II on myself
Investigate the dumbbell
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>>30727767
Use levitation on it's upper half from the rib cage and the bottom half from the pelvis and pull it in half
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>>30727767
Lower guard because the barbell probably isn't gonna attack us
Check the inventory and see if there's anything i can dead rising together
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>>30727767
Stop being upside down
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2017-08-14 10:28:58
Post No.30729070
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Lucky, Krono, and Fruitanon felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
>>30727786
20 lb. Dumbbell - Weapon
This dumbbell's fit for fit people. If you're not fit… Watch out.
Deals major damage when thrown at enemies. Extremely difficult to melt down.
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on himself!
Fruitanon recovered 11 HP!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Morky with a metallic fist, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30728651
>Jack Frost got up!
>>30727943
>Morky cast Levitation β on two seperate parts of the Dense Skeleton, trying to pull it apart... But it didn't work! (5 dmg
The Dense Skeleton's SPD rose by 20!
>>30728037
/inv: https://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE
>Lucky lowers his guard.
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>>30729070
Cast shield alpha on Lucky
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>>30729070
Examine the strobebanger and spyder's cog
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>>30729070
Apply my physical shield again
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>>30729070
Cast Healing Wind I on myself, And proceed to take a nap.
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2017-08-14 11:20:48
Post No.30729428
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Lucky, Krono, and Fruitanon felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Morky with a metallic kick, but his shield negated the damage!
Morky's shield was broken!
>>30729275
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on himself!
Fruitanon recovered 10 HP!
>>30729091
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on Lucky!
Lucky's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>30729249
>Morky cast Shield α on himself!
Morky's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>30729206
Strobebanger - Assist
A contraption created by a member of the Dungeoneers. Used to emulate the effects of the Spark spell.
When thrown, it acts similarly to that of the Spark spell. Must recharge for 15-20 turns after use.
Spyder's Cog - Equipment
A cog salvaed from the remains of the MECHASPYDER.
Raises your highest stat by 5.
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>>30729428
/stats Hi-C x10 and Cookbook
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>>30729428
ALRIGHT, LETS GO FUCKERS
Take the Piano Tuner,Damaged Corkboard, Basketball, Ring, Book (x3), Digital Clock, TV Remote, Empty Glass, Combo Lock, Miniature Chair, and Diet Coke Can.
Using the Multitool and some Torches, Melt down, Seperate, and fuse back together all of these items into their Raw Materials, (I.E Metal, Plastic, Rubber ETC ETC) For future use of crafting.
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>>30729428
Equip spyder's cog
Attempy to somehow attach the dumbbell to a torch to create an improvised fire mace
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>>30729457
*attempt
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>>30729444
>Fruitanon goes on a demolition derby. (1/65)
A wooden crate appeared behind Fruitanon.
>>30729441
Hi-C - Food
A sugary fruit-esque drink.
Recovers 5 HP each.
Cookbook - Assist
Filled to the brim with recipes for this and that, a hearty meal is a simple snap!... As long as you have the correct ingredients, of course.
Can keep documentaries of foods, their expiration periods, and their HP restoration values.
>>30729457
>>30729466
>Lucky has no real way to attach the 20 lb. Dumbbell to a torch...
Lucky's DEF rose by 5!
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>>30729657
Open the wooden crate
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>>30729657
Open the crate, And then keep working
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>>30729657
Eh, it was worth a shot
Check my gunblade for any damage and count my remaining ammo
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Lucky, Krono, and Fruitanon felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 10 HP each!
Fruitanon's HP was maxed out!
The effects of Refresh γ have worn off.
>>30729667
>Fruitanon continues working... (2/65)
>>30729666
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A Ceasar Salad!
Ceasar Salad added to Plastic Box.
A wooden crate fell behind Jack Frost.
>>30729672
>Lucky finds no real damage to his weapon... Yet.
27 bullets remain.
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>>30729745
Work
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>>30729745
Open that crate and check the stats of the salad
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>>30729745
Assuming it's back now, so winds of healing 1 on useless
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>>30729745
Cannon it in the chest
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>>30729745
concentrate on spontaneously healing myself
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2017-08-15 04:01:14
Post No.30730957
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The Dense Skeleton attacked Morky with a metallic body-slam, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30729749
>Fruitanon continues working... (3/65)
>>30729750
Ceasar Salad - Food
The emperor wasn't named after the salad, and the salad wasn't named after the emperor.
Recovers 30 HP.
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... Some Grapes!
Grapes added to Plastic Box.
>>30730321
>Useless has no idea how to heal himself, but he tries anyway.
>>30730109
>Morky fired his glove's cannon at the Dense Skeleton's ribcage! The effort is present, but no work is shown. (2 dmg)
>>30729907
>Lucky cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Useless!
Useless recovered 6 HP!
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>>30730957
Work
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>>30730957
/stats Grapes
Help Fruity.
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>>30730957
Cannon the ribs again
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>>30730957
Help fruit, if i can
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dsa
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2017-08-15 04:50:23
Post No.30733931
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The Dense Skeleton attacked Morky with a metallic kick, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30730976
>Fruitanon continues working... (4/65)
>>30730977
Grapes - Food
They grow on vines and spill nasty secrets. 10 count.
Recovers 20 HP over 10 grapes, each grape recovers 2 HP.
>Jack Frost is helping Fruitanon. (4.5/65)
>>30731214
>Morky fired his glove's cannon at the Dense Skeleton's ribcage once more! Oh well. (2 dmg)
>>30731283
>Lucky is helping Fruitanon... (5/65)
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>>30733931
Reapply physical shield if I can, if not just block the next attack with my shield
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>>30733931
Work
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>>30733931
WORK
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>>30733931
Help
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2017-08-15 05:21:54
Post No.30734141
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The Dense Skeleton tried to attack Morky with a metallic fist, but the enemy sprung itself out too far and missed!
>>30733956
>Fruitanon continues working... (6/65)
>>30734081
>Jack Frost continues helping... (6.5/65)
>>30733955
>Morky cast Shield α on himself!
Morky's shield was reinforced!
>>30734119
>Lucky continues helping... (7/65)
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>>30734141
WORK
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>>30734141
Beam it
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>>30734141
WORK
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2017-08-15 05:43:07
Post No.30734248
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The Dense Skeleton attacked Morky with a metallic kick, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30734214
>Fruitanon continues working... (8/65)
>>30734169
>Jack Frost continues working... (8.5/65)
>>30734206
>Morky cast Beam α on the Dense Skeleton! It sputters a tiny bit. (6 dmg)
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>>30734248
WORK
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>>30734248
"Make a wish!"
Try to pull his legs apart with levitation
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>>30734248
WORK
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2017-08-15 05:57:50
Post No.30734324
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The Dense Skeleton attacked Morky with a metallic kick, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30734286
>Fruitanon continues working... (9.5/65)
>>30734258
>Jack Frost continues working... (10/65)
>>30734261
>Morky was able to detach both of the enemy's legs with the power of Levitation β! It's a feat for pony-kind! {CRITICAL!} (40 dmg)
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>>30734324
WORK
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>>30734324
Help
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>>30734324
"With how you walked I could you were a ladies man with no time to talk. But unfortunately you WON'T be staying alive"
Cannon it
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2017-08-15 06:11:51
Post No.30734404
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The Dense Skeleton attacked Morky by launching itself at its enemy, but his shield negated the damage!
Morky's shield was broken!
>>30734329
>Fruitanon continues working... (11/65)
>>30734388
>Morky fired his glove's cannon at the Dense Skeleton! Right on! (4 dmg)
>>30734381
>Lucky continues helping Fruitanon... (11.5/65)
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>>30734404
WORK
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>>30734404
Help
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>>30734404
Help
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>>30734473
>Fruitanon continues working... (12.5/65)
>>30734674
>Jack Frost continues helping... (13/65)
>>30734482
>Lucky continues helping... (13.5/65)
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>>30734745
work
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>>30734745
Reapply shield
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>>30734745
Help
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2017-08-15 07:42:58
Post No.30734933
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The Dense Skeleton attacked Morky with a full-bodied propulsion! He was hit! (7 dmg)
>>30734750
>Fruitanon continues working... (14.5/65)
>>30734819
>Morky cast Shield α on himself!
Morky's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>30734875
>Lucky continues helping... (15/65)
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>>30734933
Help
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>>30734933
Use levitation to rip it's arms off
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>>30734933
Help
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>>30734933
work
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The Dense Skeleton tried to attack Morky with a metallic fist, but the enemy spun out of control and had to rest.
>>30735179
>Fruitanon continues working... (16/65)
>>30734972
>Jack Frost continues working... (16.5/65)
>>30735103
>Morky cast Levitation α on the Dense Skeleton's left arm... And didn't do much other than flail it around some. (3 dmg)
>>30735168
>Lucky continues helping... (17/65)
No change in image.
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>>30735304
Work 9 to 5
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>>30735304
Step on one of it's shoulders and pull on it's arm
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>>30735304
Work
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>>30735304
Work
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2017-08-15 09:37:17
Post No.30735545
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The Dense Skeleton attacked Morky with a full-on body throw, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30735520
>Fruitanon continues working... (18/65)
>>30735518
>Jack Frost continues working... (18.5/65)
>>30735489
>Morky forcefully broke off the enemy's left arm! That really hurt! {CRITICAL!} (15 dmg)
>>30735483
>Lucky continues working... (19/65)
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>>30735545
Replace the shield with another physical shield
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>>30735545
Help
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>>30735545
work
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2017-08-15 10:33:48
Post No.30735883
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The Dense Skeleton fell over!
>>30735666
>Fruitanon continues working... (20/65)
A wooden crate appeared behind Fruitanon.
>>30735639
>Jack Frost continues helping... (20.5/65)
>>30735584
>Morky cast Shield α on himself!
Morky's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
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>>30735883
work
"You wanna open that, Jack?"
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>>30735883
Open the crate
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>>30735883
Help
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>>30735883
Step on his left shoulder and pull on his left arm
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The Dense Skeleton can't get up.
>>30735889
>Fruitanon continues working... (21.5/65)
>>30735917
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found a Queen Burger, but the Inventory is full.
>>30736024
>Morky stepped on the Dense Skeleton's missing shoulder, causing it to implode upon itself. Ouch. (3 dmg)
The Dense Skeleton was destroyed!
>>30735945
>Lucky continues helping... (22/65)
You won!
Morky gained 44 EXP.
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>>30736056
Help
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>>30736056
work
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>>30736056
Alright, split the Queen Burger into it's separate ingredients (ketchup, patty, lettuce, etc) and, using the Wooden Trident to stir it, make the Queen's Salad. As a tiny touch, add 5 grapes into it for that extra "why jack"
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>>30736056
Move on down the passage way
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>>30736083
>Lucky continues helping... (22.5/65)
>>30736086
>Fruitanon continues working... (23.5/65)
>>30736087
>Jack Frost is making an amalgamation of food... (1/5)
>>30736089
>Morky advances. Here he comes to a fork in the road, with the passage on the left being blocked by a laser beam and the one on the right by a floating screen. Also, he passed two metallic doors to the right on his way here.
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>>30736117
work
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>>30736117
help
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>>30736117
Work
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>>30736118
>Fruitanon continues working... (24.5/65)
>>30736132
>Lucky continues helping... (25/65)
>>30736136
>Jack Frost continues working... (2/5)
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>>30736148
Work
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>>30736148
Cannon screen from a distance yada yada, you get the idea
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>>30736148
help
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>>30736148
Work
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>>30736152
>Jack Frost continues working... (3/5)
>>30736154
>Morky fired his glove's cannon at the floating screen! The screen hurriedly spawned a Lasher before it exploded.
>>30736172
>Lucky continues helping... (25.5/65)
>>30736176
>Fruitanon continues working... (26.5/65)
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>>30736192
work
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>>30736192
WORK
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>>30736192
Beam the hand that's holding the whip
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2017-08-15 11:40:23
Post No.30736233
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>>30736194
>Fruitanon continues working... (27.5/65)
>>30736196
>Jack Frost continues working... (4/5)
>>30736215
>Morky cast Beam α on the Lasher, aiming for its dominant hand! It wasn't very effective... (6 dmg)
Morky suddenly attacked the Lasher!
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>>30736233
Work
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>>30736233
Use levitation to remove the arm with the whip from his body
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>>30736233
Work
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2017-08-16 12:01:59
Post No.30736372
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>>30736236
>Fruitanon continues working... (28.5/65)
The Lasher cast Acute Chain on Morky! His shield blocked both attacks.
>>30736292
>Jack Frost finishes the Queen's Salad! (5/5)
Ceasar Salad --> Queen's Salad
5 Grapes remain.
>>30736291
>Morky cast Levitation β on the Lasher's right arm, but wasn't able to detach it.
The Lasher is aware of what you're trying to do.
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>>30736372
Use levitation to throw my shield at it's head and then return it to me. Like a boomerang
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>>30736372
/stats Queen's Salad
Help Fruitanon.
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>>30736372
Help
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>>30736372
try to spontaneously heal myself again
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>>30736372
Work
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2017-08-16 12:39:58
Post No.30736585
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>>30736566
>Fruitanon continues working... (29.5/65)
The Lasher attacked Morky with a chain swipe, but his shield negated the damage!
Morky's shield was broken!
>>30736389
Queen's Salad - Food
It's a thing.
Recovers 50 HP.
>Jack Frost is helping... (30/65)
>>30736546
>Useless is spontaneous.
Useless felt something warm inside his heart.
>>30736385
>Morky cast Levitation α on his shield, and flung it at the Lasher's head... And returned it! In an amazing stroke of luck, this attack worked as intended! {CRITICAL!} (99 dmg)
>>30736506
>Lucky continues helping... (30.5/65)
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>>30736585
hrlp
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>>30736585
Work
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>>30736585
Help
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>>30736611
>Lucky continues helping... (31/65)
>>30736620
>Fruitanon continues working... (32/65)
>>30736638
>Jack Frost continues working... (32.5/65)
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>>>30736666 I just wanna see who gets it
>>30736646
Work
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>>30736646
Help
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>>30736646
keep trying to heal myself
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>>30736646
Help
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>>30736651
>Fruitanon continues working... (33.5/65)
>>30736666
>Jack Frost continues helping... (34/65)
Two crates appeared behind Jack Frost.
>>30736669
>Useless has no idea how to heal himself. He is not a magic user.
>>30736676
>Lucky continues helping... (34.5/65)
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>>30736684
Open up the two crates
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>>30736684
Work
"God, all these crates. You two wanna open em?"
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>>30736684
Beam him
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>>30736684
help
cast winds of healing 1 on useless
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2017-08-16 01:12:00
Post No.30736737
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>>30736690
>Fruitanon continues working... (35.5/65)
The Lasher cast Square Chain on Morky! That one really hurts! (21 dmg total)
>>30736688
>Jack Frost opened the first crate. Inside, he found some Cottage Cheese, but the Inventory is full.
>>30736713
>Morky cast Beam α on the Lasher! He's not really feeling it right now. (6 dmg)
>>30736723
>Lucky cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Useless!
Useless recovered 8 HP!
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>>30736737
Just pour the cottage cheese onto the salad
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>>30736737
Apply physical shield
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>>30736753
Actualllly, just open the other crate
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>>30736737
Heal myself using nondescript nonmagic means
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>>30736737
Help
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>>30736737
work
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2017-08-16 01:30:50
Post No.30736862
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>>30736825
>Fruitanon continues working... (34.5/65)
The Lasher attacked Morky with the chain! This isn't good. (11 dmg)
>>30736753
>>30736764
>Jack Frost opened the other crate. Inside, he found some Cheap Soda, but the Inventory is full.
>>30736770
>Useless starts poking himself.
>>30736761
>Morky cast Shield α on himself!
Morky's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>30736785
>Lucky continues helping... (37/65)
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>>30736862
Work
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>>30736862
>CHEAP SODA
STATS, ME BOY
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>>30736862
help
jack, what kind of monstrosity are you creating?
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>>30736862
chug the Cheap Soda
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>>30736874
WAIT NO
I NEED IT FOR A PROJECT
EAT THE CREAM CHEESE
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>>30736862
Heal
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2017-08-16 02:11:48
Post No.30737061
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>>30736865
>Fruitanon continues working... (38/65)
The Lasher cast Acute Chain on Morky, but his shield blocked both attacks.
>>30736868
Cheap Soda - Food
Regardless how long it was laying there, it's still cheap soda. It wouldn't be a good idea to shake this.
If consumed, recovers 10 HP. If shaken and thrown, it drops enemies' speed. When emptied, it turns into the "Empty Can."
>>30736874
>Useless consumed the Cheap Soda!
Useless recovered 10 HP!
>>30737018
>Morky activated his glove!
Morky recovered 4 HP!
>>30736873
>Lucky continues helping Fruitanon... (38.5/65)
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>>30737061
work
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>>30737061
....
Welp, crush the five grapes into the beaker and add two bottles of Hi-C into it before mixing it together with the screwdriver I looted off some guy. Oh, and empty out the mystery liquid.
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>>30737061
help
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>>30737061
I don't think I can but reapply the physical shield but if I can, try knocking him over to stun him
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>>30737061
drink the mystery liquid
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2017-08-16 02:24:54
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>>30737065
>Fruitanon continues working... (39.5/65)
The Lasher attacked Morky with its chain, but his shield negated the attack!
Morky's shield was broken!
>>30737082
>Jack Frost crushed the remaining grapes and two bottles of Hi-C into the beaker... After dumping the mystery liquid out.
The mystery liquid exploded right then and there! No one was harmed.
Grapes removed from Inventory.
8 Hi-C's remain.
>>30737100
>It's hard to drink something that just exploded.
>>30737099
>Morky rammed into the Lasher with his shield! It dynamically adapts to not get knocked over. (2 dmg)
>>30737092
>Lucky continues helping... (40/65)
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>>30737130
work
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>>30737130
Chug the liquid in the beaker.
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>>30737130
help
>>
knock on the boss door
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>>30737140
>Fruitanon continues working... (41/65)
>>30737142
>Jack Frost drinks the liquid in the beaker.
Jack Frost recovered 20 HP!
>>30737145
>Lucky continues helping... (41.5/65)
>>30737159
>Useless knocks on the boss door. It reverberates from within.
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>>30737251
work
>>
>>30737251
continue helping
prepare for shit to get real
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>>30737251
watch the boss door
>>
>>30737251
Help fruitanon.
>>
>>30737251
Apply shield please
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>>30737253
>Fruitanon continues working... (42.5/65)
>>30737256
>Lucky continues helping... (43/65)
>>30737260
>Useless keeps watch of the boss door.
>>30737269
>Jack Frost is helping Fruitanon... (43.5/65)
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>>30737286
walk around the room
look for paths and doors
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>>30737286
Keep working.
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>>30737286
work
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>>30737286
help
>>
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2017-08-16 02:56:09
Post No.30737315
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>>30737298
>Fruitanon continues working... (44.5/65)
The Lasher attacked Morky with a chain attack! Not much he could do about that. (11 dmg)
Warning! Morky is low on HP!
>>30737296
>Jack Frost continues working... (45/65)
>>30737295
>Useless finds no other pathways besides the boss door and the passage through which he entered this room.
>>30737290
>Morky cast Shield α on himself!
Morky's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>30737306
>Lucky continues helping... (45.5/65)
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>>30737315
WORK
>>
>>30737315
leave the room through the one passage
>>
>>30737315
help
>>
>>30737315
work
>>
>>30737318
>Jack Frost continues working.. (46/65)
>>30737325
>Useless left the room. Now he is in an area with a passage to the left, and Morky fighting the Lasher to the right. Interesting.
>>30737329
>Lucky continues helping... (46.5/65)
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>>30737349
work
>>
>>30737349
pin the Lasher to the ground while Morky attacks
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>>30737349
help
>>
>>30737349
WORK
>>
>>30737362
>Fruitanon continues working... (47.5/65)
>>30737382
>Jack Frost continues working... (48/65)
>>30737371
>Useless pinned the Lasher to the ground with brute force! It worked wonders! (9 dmg)
>>30737372
>Lucky continues working... (48.5/65)
No change in image.
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>>30737390
work
>>
>>30737390
help
>>
>>30737390
WORK
>>
>>30737390
keep the Lasher pinned to the ground
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>>30737392
>Fruitanon continues working... (49.5/65)
The Lasher was able to get up!
>>30737404
>Jack Frost continues working... (50/65)
>>30737411
>Useless brought the Lasher right back down to ground level! Depressing, isn't it? (7 dmg)
>>30737398
>Lucky continues helping... (50.5/65)
No change in image.
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>>30737390
Beam the Lasher
"Thanks..."
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>>30737415
WORK
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>>30737415
work
>>
>>30737415
help
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>>30737415
"No prob"
attack the Lasher
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>>30737434
>Fruitanon continues working... (51.5/65)
The Lasher got back up! Again!
>>30737421
>Jack Frost continues working... (52/65)
>>30737455
>Useless attacked the Lasher with the Sureshot! It's a sure shot. (8 dmg)
>>30737419
>Morky cast Beam α on the Lasher! It doesn't have much farther to go... (6 dmg)
>>30737447
>Lucky continues helping... (52.5/65)
No change in image.
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>>30737473
WORK
>>
>>30737473
work
>>
>>30737473
help
>>
>>30737473
attack the Lasher
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>>30737484
>Fruitanon continues working... (53.5/65)
The Lasher attacked Useless with a chain strike, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30737482
>Jack Frost continues working... (54/65)
>>30737507
>Useless attacked the Lasher with the Sureshot! Game over. {CRITICAL!} (20 dmg)
The Lasher was totally scrapped!
>>30737492
>Lucky continues helping... (54.5/65)
You won!
Morky gained 78 EXP.
Useless gained 20 EXP.
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>>30737533
work
>>
>>30737533
help
>>
>>30737473
Heal myself for right now
>>
>>30737533
>>30737544
AAAAAA
>>
>>30737533
stick around and make sure nothing attacks Morky
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>>30737541
>Fruitanon continues working... (55.5/65)
>>30737543
>Lucky continues helping... (56/65)
>>30737544
>Morky activated his glove!
Morky recovered 4 HP!
>>30737552
>Useless is keeping guard of Morky.
>>
>>30737569
stay on guard
>>
>>30737569
help
>>
>>30737569
working
>>
>>30737574
ey, you wanna help us, or?
>>
>>30737569
Help
>>
>>
>>30737569
Heal
"Thanks Useless"
>>
>>
>>30739192
Dad
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>>30737574
>Useless is guarding.
>>30737581
>Lucky continues helping... (56.5/65)
>>30737599
>Fruitanon continues working... (57.5/65)
>>30737645
>Jack Frost continues helping... (58/65)
>>30737837
>Morky activated his glove!
Morky recovered 3 HP!
>>
>>30739985
work
>>
>>30739999
also where those quads at
>>
>>30739985
Heal
>>
>>30739985
Help
>>
>>30739990
>Fruitanon continues working... (59/65)
>>30740011
>Morky activated his glove!
Morky recovered 2 HP!
>>30740094
>Jack Frost continues helping... (59.5/65)
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>>30740219
Help
>>
>>30740219
work
>>
>>30740226
>Lucky continues helping... (60/65)
>>30740262
>Fruitanon continues working... (61/65)
>>
>>30740612
Help
>>
>>30740612
work
>>
>>30740637
me
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>>30740612
Heal more
>>
>>30740621
>Lucky continues helping... (61.5/65)
>>30740642
>Fruitanon continues working... (62.5/65)
>>30740688
>Morky activated his glove!
Morky recovered 4 HP!
>>
>>30740701
Work
>>
>>30740701
Help
>>
>>30740701
Heal
>>
>>30740701
Help
>>
>>30740703
>Fruitanon continues working... (63.5/65)
>>30740721
>Lucky continues helping... (64/65)
>>30740923
>Morky activated his glove!
Morky recovered 3 HP!
>>30741071
>Jack Frost continues helping... (64.5/65)
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>>30741104
Finish
>>
>>
>>30741104
Cast heal beta on Mork.
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>>30741104
Winds of healing 1 on mork
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>>30741122
>>30741125
>Fruitanon finished dividing everything up! (65/65)
Piano Tuner --> Scrap Metal
Ring --> Scrap Metal
Digital Clock --> Scrap Metal
TV Remote --> Scrap Metal
Combo Lock --> Scrap Metal
Diet Coke Can --> Scrap Metal
Damaged Corkboard --> Assorted Flammable Products
Book x3 --> Assorted Flammable Products
Miniature Chair --> Assorted Flammable Products
Basketball --> Scrap Rubber
Digital Clock --> Scrap Plastic
TV Remote --> Scrap Plastic
Combo Lock --> Scrap Plastic
Empty Glass --> Scrap Glass
>>30741243
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on Morky!
Morky recovered 20 HP!
>>30741288
>Lucky cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Morky!
Morky recovered 7 HP!
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>>30741342
Ok, so Now, I'll go back to all the Statue people, and Unequip them of their Items. This includes everyone who has been Inactive for at least 10 Threads.
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>>30741350
>>30741342
On Second thought....
Take the Raw Materials of Rubber, Iron, and The Cork-board Material . Melt down/reform the Rubber into 4 different Shoes to form the Base. Melt down some of the Iron into Springs, which themselves will be made by pouring Melted steel into an improvised Cast in the stone. while the Springs are cooking, Cut some Cork board material and insert it into the 4 different shoes. Finish off the Recipe by placing the Springs into the Shoes. (Adidas by Fruitanon)
>>
>>30741421
>>30741350
>>30741342
God.....One day.
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>>30741342
Jack and Lucky, thanks
Heal once more for good measure and /bio
>>
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2017-08-16 10:21:30
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>>30741350
>>30741421
>Fruitanon carries on. (1/35)
>>30741470
/bio: here
>Morky activated his glove!
Morky recovered 3 HP!
>>
>>30741715
work
>>
>>30741715
Cast refresh gamma on Lucky, Morky, and Useless
/skills
>>
>>30741717
>>30741715
This will never end, I swear to god.
>>
>>30741717
>Fruitanon continues working... (2/35)
>>30741731
/skills
[Shield α: Places a 3-hit physical shield around one person. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Paralysis α: Paralyzes one enemy for three turns. Success chance: 45%. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Speed Up α: Increases one player's speed by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Defense Up α: Increases one player's defense by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Heal α: Heals one person by 6-10 HP. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Levitation α: Manually controls one object or enemy. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Levitation β: Manually controls two objects/enemies or one player. Recharge time: 4 turns.]
[Paralysis Ω: Paralyzes all enemies for three turns, regardless of condition. Success rate: 75%. Recharge time: 5 turns.]
[Heal β: Heals one person by 11-20 HP. Recharge time: 4 turns.]
[Defense Up Ω: Raises up to 3 players' DEF by 6-10 for 3 turns. Recharge time: 5 turns.]
[Swap γ: Switches the position of two targets, including objects and enemies. Recharge time: 6 turns]
[Breaker α: Breaks the weakest shield of an enemy. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Refresh γ - Restores 5 HP to up to three people over five turns, cannot be stacked. Recharge time: 7 turns.]
[Speed Down α - Decreases one enemy's SPD by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Beam α - Fires a beam of pure magic at one target. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Heal Ω - Restores 40 HP to one person, or revives an incapacitated player with 15 HP. Recharge time: 10 turns.]
[Spark: Emanates a brilliant light from the user, causing enemies to cry or suffer other ailments. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Speed Down Ω: Lowers the SPD of up to 3 enemies by 6-10 for 3 turns. Recharge time: 5 turns]
>Jack Frost cast Refresh γ on Lucky, Morky, and Useless!
Lucky, Morky, and Useless felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
>>
>>30741953
/bio
Cast heal up alpha on Lucky
>>
>>30741715
Shoot the next screen with cannon from across the room
>>
>>30741953
get away far from the screen Morky is shooting at
>>
>>30741953
Help
>>
>>30741953
work
>>
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2017-08-16 11:32:27
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Lucky, Morky, and Useless felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
>>30741989
/bio: here
>Jack Frost cast Heal α on Lucky!
Lucky recovered 10 HP!
>>30742000
>Morky fired his glove at... Nothing! No floating screens are in his vicinity.
A wooden crate fell behind Morky.
>>30742020
>Useless leaps for safety.
>>30742044
>Lucky is helping Fruitanon... (2.5/35)
>>30742047
>Fruitanon continues working... (3.5/35)
>>
>>30742124
work
>>
>>30742124
Help
>>
>>30742124
assist Fruitanon
>>
Lucky, Morky, and Useless felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
>>30742125
>Fruitanon continues working... (4.5/35)
>>30742153
>Lucky continues helping... (5/35)
>>30742169
>Useless is assisting Fruitanon... (5.5/35)
>>
>>30742187
work
>>
>>30742187
assist
>>
>>30742187
Allow Jack to upgrade my welding Mask, when/if he asks.
>>
>>30742124
Take the welding mask and the Strobebanger, also the Leatherman's Multitool for ease of crafting. First, disassemble the Strobebanger into the three major parts: The material that holds it together, the "trigger" of sorts, and the electronics that make it flash in the first place. Carve out a hole in the face of the welding mask that would be enough to fit the Strobebanger into it, then install a small trigger on the interior of the mask when pressed, would trigger something. This comes into play later. Quickly melt down the matter that hold the Strobebanger together and the matter that is left from the carving. Install the "flashing" part of the Strobebanger into the carved part before securing it with the molten plastic/metal via pouring it into any empty parts of the carved-out hole that might allow the "flashing" parts to fall out.
In short, this would basically be the helmet with the Strobebanger installed into it (with a bit more bulk at the area it is installed at) with a trigger within the interior of the mask that would allow the user to flash off the Strobebanger in front of the mask.
I call it..."The Dazzling Welding Mask"
>>
>>30742187
Help
>>
>>30742187
Open crate
>>
>>30742190
>Fruitanon continues working... (6.5/35)
>>30742200
>Useless continues helping... (7/35)
>>30742262
>Jack Frost starts working on some technical stuff. (1/21)
>>30742273
>Lucky continues helping Fruitanon... (7.5/35)
>>30742285
>Morky opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... Some Contact lenses!
Contact Lenses added to Plastic Box.
>>
>>30742418
Work
>>
>>30742418
work
>>
>>30742418
/Stats contact lens
>>
>>30742418
work
>>
>>30742420
>Jack Frost continues working... (2/21)
>>30742429
>Useless continues helping... (8/35)
>>30742514
Contact Lenses - Assist
At least they were still in the box, otherwise there'd be so much dust and bacteria on these puppies that you couldn't even see through 'em!
SPD +5. Increases critical attack chance by 10%.
>>30742550
>Fruitanon continues working... (9/35)
>>
>>30742706
Work
>>
>>30742706
help
>>
>>30742723
>Jack Frost continues working... (3/21)
>>30742728
>Useless keeps helping... (9.5/35)
>>
>>30742806
WORK
>>
>>30742806
build
>>
>>30742806
work
>>
>>30742815
>Jack Frost continues working... (4/21)
>>30742823
>Useless continues helping... (10/35)
>>30742859
>Fruitanon continues working... (11/35)
>>
>>30742869
work
>>
>>30742869
WORK
>>
>>30742706
Equip the lens please
>>
>>
>>30742871
>Fruitanon continues working... (12/35)
>>30742891
>Jack Frost continues working... (5/21)
>>30742946
Error: Too many items equipped. Please unequip one of the following: [Medieval Shield, Harmonica, Sandman's Armor]
>>30742949
>Useless continues helping... (12.5/35)
>>
>>30742985
work
>>
>>30742985
Work
>>
>>30742985
Help
>>
>>30742985
or do not
>>
>>30742989
>Fruitanon continues working... (13.5/35)
>>30742991
>Jack Frost continues working... (6/21)
>>30742995
>Lucky continues helping.. (14/35)
>>30743092
>Useless stops helping for a moment.
>>
>>30743162
work
>>
>>30742985
Remove harmonica then and equip the lens
>>
>>30743162
there is no try
>>
>>30743162
Work
>>
>>30743165
>Fruitanon continues working... (15/35)
>>30743167
>Moky unequipped the Harmonica, and equipped the Contact Lens!
Morky's SPD rose by 5!
>>30743170
>Useless is feeling a little sentimental.
>>30743174
>Jack Frost continues working... (7/21)
>>
>>30743326
Be Constructive
>>
>>30743162
Help
>>
>>30743326
WORK
>>
>>30743339
>Useless decides to pitch in again. (15.5/35)
>>30743343
>Lucky continues helping... (16/35)
>>30743357
>Jack Frost continues working... (8/21)
>>
>>30743502
Get Creative
>>
>>30743502
Help
>>
>>30743502
Look at my path options again
>>
>>30743502
work
>>
>>30743517
>Useless starts turning green. (16.5/35)
>>30743547
>Lucky continues helping... (17/35)
>>30743548
>Morky has a passage blocked off by a laser beam to the left, and the party in the other direction. It's a compelling decision...
>>30743670
>Fruitanon continues working... (18/35)
>>
>>30743686
work
>>
>>30743686
Be Inspired
>>
>>30743686
Teleport past the lasers to the other side
>>
>>30743686
Work
>>
>>30743691
>Fruitanon continues working... (19/35)
>>30743700
>Useless catches someone's attention, but they can't see him... And he can't see them. (19.5/35)
>>30743729
>Morky teleports across the lasers to the other side. There, he's greeted by an ADR-100 Defence Turret and a metallic door to the right. The turret has just noticed his abrupt arrival.
>>30743730
>Jack Frost continues working... (9/21)
>>
>>30743808
Work
>>
>>30743808
Work
>>
>>30743808
Help
>>
>>30743815
>Fruitanon continues working... (20.5/35)
>>30743828
>Jack Frost continues working... (10/21)
>>30743830
>Lucky continues helping... (21/35)
>>
>>30743839
Be a muse
>>
>>30743839
Work
>>
>>30743808
Quickly re apply my physical shield
>>
>>30743839
Work
>>
>>30743839
Help
>>
>>30743864
>Useless tries transformation, but it doesn't work.
>>30743866
>Fruitanon continues working... (22/35)
>>30743890
>Morky cast Shield α on himself!
Morky's shield was reinforced!
>>30743895
>Jack Frost continues working... (11/21)
>>
>>30743920
Work
>>
>>30743920
Help
>>
>>30743920
reinvent the wheel
>>
>>30743920
Work
>>
>>
>>30743920
Go over to the turrent
>>
>>
>>30743923
>Fruitanon continues working... (23/35)
>>30743927
>Lucky continues helping... (23.5/35)
>>30744081
>Useless is getting a little crazy here...
>>30745637
>Jack Frost continues working... (12/21)
>>30746301
>Morky investigates the turret. It's cautiously monitoring him...
>>
>>30747027
Work
>>
>>30747027
"Are you capable of speaking?"
>>
>>30747027
Help
>>
>>30747079
>Fruitanon continues working... (24.5/35)
>>30747131
>Morky gets no response.
>>30747282
>Lucky continues helping... (25/35)
>>
>>30747489
work
>>
>>30747489
Go to the metal door and look for a key pad
>>
>>30747489
make an apple pie from scratch
>>
>>30747489
Help
>>
>>30747489
Work
>>
>>30747572
>Fruitanon continues working... (26/35)
>>30747599
>Morky finds no keypad on the metallic door. He can open it, though.
>>30747672
>>30747672
>Useless is seeing things that other ponies can't.
>>30747768
>Lucky continues helping... (26.5/35)
>>30747997
>Jack Frost continues working... (13/21)
>>
>>30748415
work
>>
>>30748415
invent the universe
>>
>>30748415
Open the door then
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>>30748555
>>
>>30748415
Help
>>
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>>30748591
>>
Behind the meme is a cunt
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>>30749985
dfsdsf
>>
>>30750976
das
>>
The 2.99th Manhorse (ID: !!MHL7ewa1xlJ)
2017-08-18 08:46:41
Post No.30751666
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"Dim the lights, please. Thank you. Que music in 5...4...3...2..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-la6FOci8E
>The cheering begins.
>Everything around them begins to pulse, the lights coming and swinging wildly, colors merging in every which direction.
>Skeletons rise from their seats, beginning to scream in anticipation.
"Figments of my imagination! Psychotic hallucinations! Feast your eyes on the being that granted you mental existence; the glory of me!"
>They almost climb on top of each other, chanting the title like it's their birthright-- actually, it IS their birthright.
>And again, like every other day, with every morning, I do a jolly dance around them, showered in appreciation.
>It started with a small group of them, actually, and slowly evolved into full blown football arenas after I realized how much I could toy with this.
>However, while kissing the forehead of a baby skeleton, something different happened.
>A single audience member wasn't clapping; in fact, it was simply staring at me, staring from beyond the hood of a black trench coat.
>Now, immediately I dismissed it, because honestly brown is the best trench coat color and fuck you for thinking any differently, but then it came back the next day, a few rows closer.
>My performance was less than incredible, but still made catcalls echo the walls.
>Then, the next day, in the very front row with the screaming fans, and the face-to-face interaction had made me slip on the breakdancing session, causing an almost upset, pitiful applause.
>And finally, on the fourth day, it had happened.
>When I finally came outside, the crowd had been surreal, simply watching with plain emotion and applauding at the grand appearance.
>It-- he, possibly?-- had been nonchalantly standing to the side.
>And suddenly, I had panicked.
>I tried to run off stage as he slowly trotted behind.
>However, the backstage had been replaced with a simple stone door.
(1/3)
>>
The 2.99th Manhorse (ID: !!MHL7ewa1xlJ)
2017-08-18 08:49:45
Post No.30751674
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>>30751666
>I turned around-- but sure enough, the same had been done with the infinite rows of adoring fans.
>Instead, a stone wall, and crudely etched in, a line of stickmen with skulls for heads.
>"Welcome back."
>A gruff, male voice, most definitely in his middle ages, stood directly behind me, a calm draft blowing his attire around.
>Finally, I turned around; he was identical.
>I remembered this face.
>And as soon as I did, I feel to my knees.
"What the fuck did you do?"
>The 2.5th Manhorse, in all his transparent might, sat down to rest on the wall just a few feet away.
>He pointed a quick finger at my torso.
>"You might want to ask yourself that one."
>I suddenly realized I was in immense pain, flipping open my clothing and inspecting the scars.
>Two puncture wounds-- not even fresh, but held together by the trench and dried up by the extra blood-- lie dormant.
>Right below the neck along the ribcage marked maroon red letters.
"What does it--"
>"Quite literally 'I'M NOT CRAZY'. You even got it in perfect bold Calibri font. Christ, you let yourself go."
"Oh, like you had better luck?"
>"I died fighting a war. You were dying cheering to a nonexistent crowd-- of infinite copies of yourself, might I add."
"Great. So what, you're here to haunt me forever?"
>"First of all, I'm not a ghost, cockblow. The real me is alive. Somewhere. Probably. I'm just your mental figment."
"Can't I ring a bell and get you wings or something?"
>"Wha-- no. Again, that's a GHOST THING. I'm NOT A GHOST."
"Whatever you say, Casper."
>"WELL HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE YOUR CASPER SHIT AND--
>>"Wow. This went nowhere fast."
"...What the fuck is he doing here?"
>Manhorse sits down between us, making a triangle.
>>"Don't ask us, you're the only real one here. Also, check it."
>He unsheathes a long object, seemingly made of stardust and defying all laws of the universe."
>"Oooooh."
>>"Spectral Bat of the Cosmos. I got it from the afterlife."
"CAN WE GET BACK ON TOPIC?"
>"No."
>>"No."
"...aaaAAA"
(2/3)
>>
The 2.99th Manhorse (ID: !!MHL7ewa1xlJ)
2017-08-18 08:52:13
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>>30751674
>"Okay, okay, let me think-- fuck Glimmerfag, marry KarsAccident, kill Starlight Brando."
>>"I don't even know who any of those are!"
>They burst into ballistic laughter, chugging another bottle of ale.
>I can't even get drunk with them because, of course, the ale doesn't actually exist.
>Is this hell?
>No, Satan would never be this merciless, this is a crime against all religion.
>"Hey, aren't you a little young to be drinking, kiddo?"
>>"If you're creative enough, this could count as Tennessee."
>"We already have the socioeconomic class down."
>Suicide?
>Too painless.
>There has to be some way I can get out of this, a single force so much worse than sitting in a room with me, myself, and I.
>And then, all of a sudden, it hit me.
>The answer was right under my feet the whole time, and ironically, I stood right up.
>The 2.5th Manhorse and Manhorse snap their heads.
>"Where are you off to?"
>I turn towards a random hallway.
"I'm going to go get my old job back."
>A moment of silence.
>A worried look shared between the two.
>>"...Ah shit, here we go."
>"I want to go back to being a robot now."
And awayyyy we go!
>>
>>30751682
Here we go again
>>
>>30748426
>Jack Frost continues working... (14/21)
>>30748487
>Useless becomes Useful, destroyer of words.
>>30748555
>Morky opened the metallic door. Inside, he was greeted by two floating screens and a wooden crate that has miraculously appeared behind him.
>>30748845
>Lucky continues helping... (27/35)
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>>30752811
Work
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>>30752811
Open the crate
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>>30751666
Remind us why we care cunt, cause I sure as hell don't ya pedo
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>>30753059
Because he got trips
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>>30752811
Work
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>>30752815
>Fruitanon continues working... (28/35)
>>30753030
>Morky opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A Katana!
Katana added to Backpack.
>>30753136
>Jack Frost continues working... (15/21)
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>>30753245
Work
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>>30753245
Alright, look around and find out where I even am.
>>
>>30753245
Work
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>>30753245
Can I replace my shield with the katana?
>>
>>30753254
>Fruitanon continues working... (29/35)
>>30753264
>The 2.5th Manhorse awakens to find himself in some sort of jail cell. Three defeated ponies, similar in color and armament, are lying on the stairs leading out of this area. The door in this cell has been opened, and the staircase in question is dead ahead. Passages exist to the left and to the right, however.
>>30753268
>Jack Frost continues working... (16/21)
>>30753282
>Morky unequipped the Medieval Shield and equipped the Katana!
Morky's ATK rose by 9!
Morky's DEF fell by 9.
>>
>>30753308
Work
"Anyone else feel like something's....awake? That's been sleeping for a long time?"
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>>30753322
Try pushing the screens away from each other gently
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>>30753308
Work
>>
>>30753308
Help
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>>30753322
>Fruitanon continues working... (30/35)
>>30753340
>Morky gently pushed the screens apart.
>>30753346
>Jack Frost continues working... (17/21)
>>30753425
>Lucky continues helping... (30.5/35)
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>>30753495
Work
>>
>>30753495
Work
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>>30753495
Make sure they're not in the blast radius of each other and shoot the left one
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>>30753618
With my cannon
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>>30753499
>Fruitanon continues working... (31.5/35)
>>30753560
>Jack Frost continues working... (18/21)
>>30753618
>Morky fired his cannon at the screen to his left, which spawned a Flaming Fowl in its wake. The floating screen to the right is unharmed, however.
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>>30753692
Work
>>
>>30753692
Work
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>>30753692
Slash the katana at it
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>>30753692
Help
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Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-18 09:10:19
Post No.30754127
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>>30753700
>Fruitanon continues working... (32.5/35)
>>30753780
>Jack Frost continues working... (19/21)
>>30753854
>Morky immediately attacked the Flaming Fowl with the Katana! He's feeling better already! (4 dmg)
>>30753857
>Lucky continues helping... (33/35)
Morky suddenly attacked a Flaming Fowl!
The remaining floating screen was activated!
>>
>>30754127
Work
>>
>>30754127
Work
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>>30754127
"Oh, well then"
Step back and cannon the remaining screen and hope the explosion hits the birb.
>>
Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-18 09:29:56
Post No.30754259
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The floating screen is displaying "3".
The Flaming Fowl launched a fireball at Morky, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30754134
>Fruitanon continues working... (34/35)
>>30754175
>Jack Frost continues working... (20/21)
>>30754192
>Morky detonates the other floating screen! His shield negated the damage on his end while the enemy took 10 damage.
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>>30754259
Check the stats of it once I finish it this turn
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>>30754259
Finish the spring boots, and investigate their stats.
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>>30754259
Reapply the shield since it's gonna break soon
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Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-18 10:21:20
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The Flaming Fowl launched flaming particles at Morky! The first projectile was blocked, but the last three were not. (9 dmg total)
Morky's shield was broken!
>>30754268
>Fruitanon finished the Spring Boots! (35/35)
Scrap Metal removed from Inventory.
Scrap Rubber removed from Inventory.
Assorted Flammable Materials removed from Inventory.
Spring Boots added to Inventory.
Spring Boots - Equipment
Add some pep to your step!
SPD +5, DEF +3, ATK +1. Allows the wearer to jump over minor obstacles. Increases dodge chance by 5%. Weak to ice and electricity.
>>30754266
>Jack Frost finished the Dazzling Welding Mask! (21/21)
Strobebanger removed from Inventory.
Welding Mask --> Dazzling Welding Mask
Dazzling Welding Mask - Equipment
It's so shiny!
DEF +6, SPD -1. Weak to ice.
>>30754455
>Morky cast Shield α on himself!
Morky's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>
>>30754529
Equip the spring Boots, ask jack for my welding mask back.
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>>30754529
Hand fruity the mask back
>>
>>30754544
>>30754529
Cast refresh gamma on Suitcase, Useless, and Lucky
>>
>>30754529
Beam it
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Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-18 10:45:44
Post No.30754644
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The Flaming Fowl swooped down and physically attacked Morky, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30754537
Error: Too many items equipped. Please unequip one of the following: [Cat-ear Headband, The Necklace of Legendary Mystery, Dazzling Welding Mask]
>Fruitanon re-equipped the Dazzling Welding Mask!
Fruitanon's DEF rose by 1!
Fruitanon's SPD fell by 1.
>>30754577
>Jack Frost cast Refresh γ on Suitcase, Useless, and Lucky!
Suitcase, Useless, and Lucky felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
>>30754621
>Morky cast Beam α on the Flaming Fowl! How joyous. (7 dmg)
>>
>>30754644
Cast heal beta on myself
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>>30754644
Unequip the cat ears, equip the boots.
>>
Suitcase, Useless, and Lucky felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
>>30754652
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on himself!
Jack Frost recovered 20 HP!
>>30754781
>Fruitanon unequipped the Cat-Ear Headband, and equipped the Spring Boots!
Fruitanon's SPD rose by 4!
Fruitanon's DEF rose by 3!
Fruitanon's ATK rose by 1!
>>
>>30755214
Cast heal alpha on Useless
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>>30755214
Head back to the Brig.
>>
>>30755214
>>30755214
Slice at it again
>>
das
>>
>>30755214
/bio
>>
>>30755214 (to >>30753308)I lost track and for some reason thought that there was a 2.75th Manhorse at some point-- so the hallucination was replaced with simply the Second instead.
>"That's prime meat right there."
>>"...Wait, isn't that cannibalism?"
>"Half man. That's 50% not cannibalism, which rounds up to totally fine."
"That-- uh-- you know what, never mind."
Loot and/or inspect the bodies for anything useful.
>>
das
>>
>>30757329
bump
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Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-19 04:33:56
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Suitcase, Useless, and Lucky felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
The Flaming Fowl launched a fireball at Morky, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30755276
>Fruitanon heads back down to the brig to meet up with The 2.5th Manhorse.
>>30755223
>Jack Frost cast Heal α on Useless!
Useless recovered 10 HP!
>>30756349
/bio in a follow-up post.
>>30756493
>The 2.5th Manhorse scavenged a packet of Instant Noodles and a Brown Bag from the defeated ponies on the stairs.
Noodles added to Backpack.
Brown Bag added to Backpack.
>>30755517
>Morky attacked the Flaming Fowl once more with the Katana! He's doing well! (5 dmg)
>>
Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-19 04:34:58
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>>30756349
/bio: here
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>>30759763
Reapply my shield if I can if not, try to dodge the next attack
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>>30759763
Stats on the medieval shield
>>
>>30759763
Attempt to Melt off some of the cage Bars with the Flamethrower.
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Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-19 05:51:21
Post No.30760442
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Suitcase, Useless, and Lucky felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
The Flaming Fowl launched flaming particles at Morky! The first particle was blocked by his shield, but he was hit by the other three! (9 dmg total)
Morky's shield was broken!
>>30760309
Error: The weapon you intend to use is currently equipped by Jack Frost.
>>30759922
>Morky cast Shield α on himself!
Morky's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>30760282
Medieval Shield - Equipment
This is the real deal!
DEF +15, SPD -5. Weak to electricity.
>>
>>30760442
Beam it
>>
>>30760442
Find Jack, and ask him politely to borrow the flamethrower.
>>
Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-19 06:28:18
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Suitcase, Useless, and Lucky felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
The effects of Refresh γ have worn off.
The Flaming Fowl swooped down and physically attacked Morky, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30760535
>Fruitanon flew back up to Jack Frost.
>>30760508
>Morky cast Beam α on the Flaming Fowl! It's better than nothing. (6 dmg)
>>
Hey, useless, want a shield? Pretty sure my speed's gonna be in the negatives if i take it
>>
>>30760735
Cast shield alpha on Fruity
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>>30761262
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on Fruitanon!
Fruitanon's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>30760442
The Medieval Shield has incorrect stats. It should read DEF +9 only.
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>>30761279
Unequip the flamethrower real quick
/stats Noodles
/stats Brown Bag
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>>30761279
Equip the medieval shield
>>
>>30760735
Slice at it
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Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-19 07:46:57
Post No.30761516
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The Flaming Fowl attacked Morky with a fireball projectile, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30761297
Noodles - Food
Simply delicious, when mixed with the right things.
Recovers 20 HP.
Brown Bag - Equipment, Assist
What's that? You don't like your facial expression? You can't change that, so put this bag over your head to hide yourself from the real world.
If equipped, it hides the player's face. If moved to assist, it increases inventory space by 3. Weak to fire.
>Jack Frost unequipped the Old Man's Flaming Trident.
>>30761411
>Morky attacked the Flaming Fowl with the Katana... But missed! (Miss)
>>30761366
Error: Too many items equipped. Please unequip one of the following: [Headphones, Skull Mask, Spyder's Cog]
>>
>>30761516
take the flamethrower for a moment, and go back to the Brig. Unequip the Dragonfruit and let jack borrow it for the time being
>>
>>30761516
Try to reflect the fireballs back at it or counter attack it
>>
>>30761516
Unequip skull mask, equip shield
>>
>>30761516
Cast heal beta on Lucky
>>
Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-19 08:20:03
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The Flaming Fowl launched flaming projectiles at Morky! The first projectile was blocked, but the other two got through! (6 dmg total)
Morky's shield was broken!
>>30761530
>Fruitanon makes a deal with Jack Frost.
Jack Frost's SPD rose by 1!
Jack Frost's DEF fell by 3.
Jack Frost's ATK fell by 4.
Fruitanon's ATK rose by 4!
Fruitanon's DEF rose by 3!
Fruitanon's SPD fell by 1.
>>30761780
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on Lucky!
Lucky recovered 20 HP!
>>30761592
>Morky is guarding.
>>30761734
>Lucky unequipped the Skull Mask and equipped the Medieval Shield!
Lucky's DEF rose by 4!
>>
>>30761849
Reapply the shield
>>
>>30761849
Cast heal alpha on Useless.
>>
Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-19 09:05:47
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The Flaming Fowl swooped down and physically attacked Morky! He staved it off the best he could! (3 dmg)
>>30762034
>Jack Frost cast Heal α on Useless!
Useless recovered 10 HP!
>>30761908
>Morky cast Shield α on himself!
Morky's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>
>>30762288
Beam it
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>>30762288
Refresh gamma on me, Suitcase, and Useless
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2017-08-19 09:35:33
Post No.30762561
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The Flaming Fowl launced a fireball at Morky, but his shield negated the damage!
>>30762385
>Jack Frost cast Refresh γ on Suitcase, Useless, and himself!
Suitcase, Useless, and Jack Frost felt the effects of Refresh γ, and recovered 5 HP each!
>>30762372
>Morky cast Beam α on the Flaming Fowl! It's a struggle. (9 dmg)
>>
>>30762561
Cast shield alpha on myself
>>
>>30762561
go to the Brig,
>>
>>30762561
Slash at it again
>>
>>30762976
Do you feel lucky punk?
>>
asasd
>>
Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-20 03:07:56
Post No.30764885
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The Flaming Fowl launched flaming projectiles at Morky! The first two were blocked, but the second two got him in the back of the neck! (6 dmg total)
Morky's shield was broken!
>>30762976
>Fruitanon returns to the brig.
>>30762922
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on himself!
Jack Frost's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>30763087
>Morky slashed at the Flaming Fowl once more with the Katana! It's been a long time coming. (4 dmg)
>>
>>30764885
Check the mini-apple tree.
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>>30764885
Take cover behind the broken screen and apply a physical shield
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2017-08-20 03:46:48
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The Flaming Fowl swooped down and physically attacked Morky! Slice, slice. (5 dmg)
>>30764897
>Jack doesn't notice anything new with the mini-apple tree.
>>30764963
>Morky cast Shield α on himself!
Morky's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>
>>30765105
Water it with the 32oz water boter and teleport to Fruitanon.
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>>30765105
Beam it
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>>30765105
Melt down the bars.
>>
dsa
>>
>>
Back w/ time
>>30765105 (to >>30759763)
Put the noodles in the bag and go left. There has to be something around here worth answers.
>>
Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
2017-08-20 04:50:03
Post No.30768388
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The Flaming Fowl launched a fireball at Morky, but his physical shield negated the damage!
>>30765324
>Fruitanon tries melting down the bars, but to no avail.
>>30765120
>Jack Frost gave the mini-apple tree a little bit of water, then teleported off to Fruitanon.
>>30767617
>The 2.5th Manhorse moves the Noodles from the Backpack into the Brown Bag, then advances left. Here, he finds who he recognizes as Skald and Bryce locked in jail cells to his left. The nearest cell to him other than his own, however, was opened; the pony inside gone. This passage continues to the right.
>>30765121
>Morky cast Beam α on the Flaming Fowl! Pain intensifies. (6 dmg)
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>>30768388
Give jack back his Flamethrower and take back my gun.
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