I want to make a Princess Celestia taco

>>30726300
That's fucking gross she doesn't even wash up there.
You'll get beans but not the regular beans.

>>30726303
it would be the most delicious thing since applejack's apple fritter pie!

>>30726300
>taco
American "culture" everypony

>>30726315

Are you trying to say that Princess Celestia would not have the ability to defecate a delicious taco?

>>30726321
t. "White" Hispanic

>>30726300

I would eat that taco and make at least four more.

>>30726309
I think I need to throw up.

>>30726334

Throw up?
Are you lactose intolerant?
Just leave out the shredded cheese.

>>30726315
>everypony

Faggots, everyone.

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>>30726344
>Faggots, everyone.


You must be new here.

>>30726352
Well it's Summer...

>>30726338
I'll leave out the part of me shoving food up her ass.

>>30726315
are you 12?

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parsley sage rosemary and more sage

>>30726359
>I'll leave out the part of me shoving food up her ass.


Dude!
That's the best part!
Maybe even get Spike to do it since he has such tiny hands and all. Got to make sure everything is up and inside there nice and tight for her to be able to use those muscles.

>>30726360
I'm older than you, you faggot.

I was here when Hiro created this board in 2009.

>>30726380
No thanks I'll keep my food far away from her as possible.

>>30726382
>I'm older than you, you faggot.

and yet, you have the maturity of a 12-year-old and "read" like someone who hasn't even had his balls drop yet.

I bet you are a real hit at the brony conventions.

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>>30726387

Are you trying to imply that Princess Celestia's rectum would not deposit some of the tastiest vittles known to all Equestria?

HERESY! For your insolence you shall be thrown into the nearest dungeon until such time as you apologize for your words to Princess Celestia herself!

>>30726390
Funny, the important part was the second line.

Thanks for proving you're here for the Summer

>>30726400
>Thanks for proving you're here for the Summer

actually I have been banned from here more than 20 times and been posting and / or trolling for months

Thanks for proving you are as slow as Big Mac in the head.

>>30726403
>for months
Keep digging

>>30726395
I rather spend the rest of days in a dungeon then eat stuff coming out of her ass.
Also she doesn't make the best dishes in Equestria.

>>30726413
Or maybe you could spend the rest of your days in her dungeon and eat stuff coming out of her horse pussy

>>30726416
No thanks I rather keep my mouth pure and clean and at that point I'd kill myself.

>>30726423
>Implying horse pussy is impure and unclean
KYS

>>30726424
I would if I was in that situation which I'm not.
Also I don't want to eat out of a place where she doesn't clean.