Do you remember the first ever lewd thought you had about pone?

>>30725388
No

>>30725388
Yes
Also, not a surprise that you have shit taste.

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Nah, I was already whacking it to a lot of weird shit by then. I can't even remember when it was. Either in the hiatus before S2, or in early S2. I remember that I was really obsessed with horn-sucking in the early days, and the thought of Twilight and Rarity moaning as they rubbed their horns together, lips almost touching, gave me a mighty need.

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Yes. It was when I realized just how fuckable Chrysalis and Celestia are.

>>30725388
Yeah, it was the first day I came here and saw some porn.

>>30725392
Agreed. Who the fuck goes to Subway and gets plain bread with cucumbers on the sandwich? How fucking boring can you get?

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>>30725388
Yup. Right here. At this moment when she does the bounce and her voice hitches a bit.

>>30725388
Yes, when Chrysalis was revealed my first thought was "Oh wow, she's kinda hot." First proper lewd thought though was making out with straight haired Pinkie.

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>>30725388

>>30725388
Yes, I do. I happened upon a lewd pic of Twilight. She had a stallion pinned under her. He looked scared and was wearing a collar attached to a leash that Twilight was holding. It was alicorn Twi and she was saying "You're gonna live the new princess"

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>>30725503
Love that scene

>>30725504
https://derpibooru.org/592951

Fuck this shit rustles my jimmies. The point of porn is to self insert. If I can't self insert as the guy, what's the point? This shitty OC would have been way better as just anon or a green pony with a '?' cutie mark. Then I could self insert. For fuck's sake, that Twi is drawn so irresistably unf yet the shitty OC makes it completely unfappablw to me.

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>>30725388
Yes, if not comments under Pendulum tracks on YouTube I would never know mlp fandom ever existed, then I opened the porn on Tiara's website, wanted to kill myself, but got hooked to watch the show, and oh boy, my first thought was: "that apple-horse bitch sure looks hot, oh lord my dick."

>>30725492
Spitfire really.
I hate characters like her and Rainbow their voices ruin it for me the last thing I want to remember is a guy.

>>30725534
3D porn never has an anon, why does this make you feel differently?

>>30725538
That's a fine opinion to have bro, I wouldn't want you liking my waifu anyway.

>>30725538
>raspy females sound like males to you
That's pretty gay honestly. I think you might be in the closet.

>>30725551
Just stating the obvious here anon.
Oh and also I never liked your waifu so don't worry about that she's shit taste anyways.

>>30725563
Cool, we can agree to disagree.

>>30725554
How's that gay again please elaborate?

>>30725579
Becauss you're hearing men where there are clearly women. Subconsciously you want it to be a man.

>>30725582
Wtf
Okay so apparently I want to fuck a guy is what you're saying?

>>30725534
As long as it isn't your waifu, why do you care?

>>30725388
Yes, and it was before i even joined the fandom or even watched the show back in 2012

First lewd thought was thinking of how hot soft-doming and fucking Rainbow would be while watching the first episode. Doming brash-types is muh fetish and she fit perfectly into the stereotype. By extension, scenes like >>30725492 described & posted, and Spitfire in general, are also hot as fuck

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>>30725534
When I first saw it and masturbated to it, it was the sfw version

>>30725588
Double dubs confirm you want to have sex with a guy but won't admit it so you can't even have sex with a raspy voiced female out of sheer projection.

>>30725658
Because she is my waifu. I love the art there but I feel like a cuck whenever I jerk it to anything involving her and anyone but an easily self insertible character.

>>30725542
>3d

>>30725692
>I love the art there but I feel like a cuck whenever I jerk it to anything involving her and anyone but an easily self insertible character.
Completely understandable. When I jerk to porn of my waifu on DP, I use the solo female tag to avoid cuck shit.
But Twiggles isn't my waifu so I'm gonna go jerk it to this guilt free.

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>>30725692
>>30725706
you fags are taking the cuck meme way too seriously

>>30725706
>Fapping to a poner who isn't your waifu
Absolutely disgusting
You deserve to burn

>>30725715
I just watched an episode of Cops made in the 90's where they arrest a nigger who tried to fuck up a 'gay cuckold'. The term is in no way new. Imagine if you had a girlfriend, and then you fap to online porn of her being fucked by your best friend. It's the same type of thing.

>>30725388
Yes, there was a pic of Soarin fucking Dash while Spitfire was watching. I came buckets.

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>>30725722
the fuck is this whole post

>>30725718
you realize most waifus don't have a lot of good porn

>>30725741
Are you illiterate?

>>30725756
I'm pointing out your post is retarded, I can read just fine.

Why does she love that sandwich so much, she's a vegetarian

>>30725761
Okay, let me spell it out for you in a simpler way.
The term cuckold is not new nor a meme.
Fapping to pornography of someone in a intimate sexual relationship with your lover is considered being a cuckold.
Lover, in this case, is the man's waifu.

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>>30725773
Cuck is a recent meme started by /pol/babies who spammed it everywhere and out of context, the term itself isn't new, but its over usage, misapplication and the sudden concern about it is.

Your waifu isn't your lover, she isn't real, she doesn't know you exist, and in solo pictures she isn't just spreading her legs for you, hundreds of other anons fap to it as well because she's their waifu. And if your argument is she's real and unique to you your concern about "being a cuck" is ridiculously misplaced.

>>30725388
In general, yeah as a kid I heard of interspecies stuff and have always been curios about it and jerked off to it as soon as I figured ot how to do it.

>>30725809
>Cuck is a recent meme started by..
How new are you?
>Your waifu isn't your lover, she isn't real, she doesn't know you exist
>I have no idea how waifus work: the post

>in solo pictures she isn't just spreading her legs for you, hundreds of other anons fap to it as well
Let's translate this into real-life terms. Someone takes a picture of your lover being fucked. Are you now a cuckold? That was rhetorical; no. If you fap to that picture, yes you are. Along that same line, let's say your lover takes a picture of herself spreading her legs. If guys fap to that, are you now a cuckold? Once again, no. If you fap to that, you are not considered a cuckold either.

>>30725839
I think you have no idea how waifus work if you think if you fap to a picture of her getting fucked you are now a cuckold. Like how far mentally gone are you?

>>30725844
So you've run out of even possibly conceivable arguments and now you've fallen to petty insults? Got it

>>30725855
Your arguments aren't good because none of this is real, how can you not understand this?

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>>30725534
>Not being able to self insert anyways/ignore whoever is fucking her and focus on the important parts of the picture

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>>30725839
>of your lover being fucked
See, that the issue. Your waifu is not your lover.
Your waifu is not real and she doesnt love you.
By your logic, wanking it to 3d porn is also being a cuck, with the notable exception that that girl is real. And your waifu is not.

>>30725975
Not that guy but I think you're missing the point. Waifufags love their waifus. Yes, their waifus can't love them back, but they still love their waifus. Seeing pictures of someone else fucking their waifu, even if it's just a drawing, is the equivalent for a waifufag what seeing someone else fuck the one they love is to a normie. It doesn't matter if your waifu loves you back, what matters is that you love your waifu. I know I do, and it just feels wrong when I try to wank it to depictions of my waifu being banged by someone else. I love her as a normie would love their 3d girlfriend/wife. I don't really care if I see pictures of that, it just feels weird when I view them for my owj sexual gratification. It's like she's being degraded by someone else for the sole purpose of sex.

>>30726000
But no none is going to look at pictures like >>30725675 and think "yeah I really enjoy sitting in the corner jerking off as my waifu is getting fucked by another guy" unless they have a cuck fetish, it's even dumber because the picture has nothing to do with the fetish. If you can self insert into anon, who probably doesn't look like you most of the time either, then why not self insert as the guy in that picture too. It's pretty stupid I think.

>>30725492
Pretty much Wonderbolts stared it all for me with their sexy skin-tight suits.

>>30726017
*started

>>30726015
Of course I don't try to think about being cucked, but directly seeing my waifu grinding on some other guy's creation is just weird. It's an overbearing thought and one that I can't rid myself of no matter how hard I try.

Anon is different because he is no one's creation. He's a mold to be used by anyone. He isn't some artist's self insert with which he can fuck my waifu. He's no one person's creation and he doesn't represent any one person. That is why he's different.

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>>30725388
It was right after Pinkie Pie ate that cake with her cartoonishly long tongue. I immediately found myself thinking of other uses that tongue could be put to. Yes, I know this picture is a parody.

>>30725684
So some how this logic implies I get a boner when I see a guy, I never got a boner from seeing a guy wtf are you on about also this might shock you but I get off to my waifu.

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>>30726032
That seems a bit extreme to me, but who am I to judge, hope you can get over it one day.

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>>30725388
I remember my first MLP porn i saw like 1 year before i joined the fandom and thought that you guys are all mentally challenged furries.

I was looking up Palcomix porn comics and found the one MLP comic where BigMac and Sweetiebelle became a couple and had kinky sex with foot fetish. I think there was also an orgy in the last panels. It was such a clusterfuck that didn't get a boner and rejected this show for the next year.

Only after i learned that De Lancie was voicing a character I joined this board when S3 ended. Luckily i wasn't attached to non alicorn Twilight since she got them when i joined.

>>30725388
No. I first clopped before I watched the show, about 6 years ago.

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>>30725388
Dem lips

>>30726060
>get over your complete admiration and reverance for your waifu
What
Tbqh I don't even really care a whole lot. These days I get off far better to just thoughts and imagining myself with twi.

>>30726061
You're very lucky people don't shut up about it now.

>>30725538
>Hear a woman
>Have the picture of a guy on your mind
Yep, you're gay

>>30726077
The voice and dyke look gives off the wrong vibes.

>>30726093
What's the matter, Anon? Afraid of strong independent women?

>>30725538
You're a fucking faggot Anon.

Their voices are sexy. Each time Dashie's voice cracks I start leaking precum

>>30726095
Independent
Don't make me laugh coming from Rainbow I expect her to ride every dick she can get so they can carry her.
>>30726099
Leaking poison more like it.

>>30726114
>coming from Rainbow I expect her to ride every dick she can get so they can carry her
Nice headcanon. Do you really have so much trouble with women IRL to be so bitter?

>>30726119
Not really I don't feel bitter towards women.
Also you know it to be true anon don't lie to yourself.

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No, but I do know pony was the first thing I ever fapped to.
>tfw finally 18 now
>tfw I've been watching pony for 33% of my life
>tfw I've lurked 4chan for even longer

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>>30726119
Whaaat?

Why would bitter virgins be on 4chan's pony board?

>>30725388

I remember wondering what rainbow dashes cock tasted like. Then 5 episodes in I realized she was a girl.

>>30726032
>Of course I don't try to think about being cucked, but directly seeing my waifu grinding on some other guy's creation is just weird.

Can confirm. I felt this feel for the first time when an online friend commissioned art of his anthro dragon OC fucking Fluttershy.

>>30726222
Disappointments are a bitch I feel you anon.

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>>30725534
>>30725870
>desiring to self-insert in the first place
>not being disgusted with yourself to such an extent you need to convince yourself you don't exist in order to start masturbating
hola reddit

>>30725388
1987 at the local petting zoo
I was 5 when I rode my first horse
She was a chestnut brown with a short mane, her name was Brown Betty
She gave me my first boner while riding her and when the ride was over she gave me kisses on the lips, and sucked on my fingers (giving me another boner) when I gave her a couple sugar cubes
My first kiss was literally with a horse and I have been in love with Equines ever since
10 years later, I got to work on a horse ranch for the summer and lost my virginity to a mare, Cinnamon

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>>30725388
Not really but I remember it being something about wingjobs

>>30726068
>I get off far better to just thoughts and imagining myself with twi
Same, don't even look at porn now except for a few old pictures I still have saved.

>>30725809
This is why canon characters should get boyfriends. Waifufags needs to dettach themselves from show character as literal form of their waifu and make their own version of her that is not the same character as in the porn art or tv series(because you don't want your waifu to be a fapped material to real life nerds or be the same waifu that for example date Discord)


I think only Star Butterfly fans understand the concept of waifu. She's their muse even if she date someone in canon.

>>30727295
Go fuck a cactus.

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>>30725388
Yeah, Fluttershy sitting on my face and farting]

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>>30727295
>only cuckolds understand the concept of waifu

>>30726000
Its still retarded that you don't mind Anon or green pony stallion fucking her but feels cucked if the same characters is given normal eyes and hair or expression. You are cucked either way because it is not you being physical. Only literal Tulpa can be just yours.

>>30727295
this right here is the truth

>>30727295
>This is why canon characters should get boyfriends
Yeah, kill yourself ASAP

>>30725388
No but I do remember my very first clopfic

Luna's Magic Wand

>>30727312
BRRAAAAP

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>>30727359

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The first time I came to /mlp/, I saw a thread about each one of the mane 6 kidnapping and abusing Anon in a "loving" way if that makes sense. It had this pic in it if anyone remembers it

>>30727347
You are cucking yourself if you can't properly waifu.

What if I suddenly become a writer and write Twilight in canon as cock loving child molester? Does my autism suddenly becomes canon for you? Its retarded. If you waifu Shy Fluttershy from S1. The fucking make a tulpa or just screencap her image on you desktop and treat her as your own waifu. You don't have to stop waifuing her just because she became assertive or starts getting closer to Discord. ITS NOT HER. Your image of your waifu is completely inside YOUR HEAD. And CANON CANNOT affect her just like I cannot cuck you if i show you a picture of me fucking a Fluttershy plushie.

>>30727388
I kinda remember that. How long ago?

>>30725747
That's why you waifu Twilight. She has a fuckload of good porn.

>>30728270
you don't choose a waifu though

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>>30727400
What this nigger said.
In my world, Twi and i are living in a distopian metropolis, controlled by a shithead dictator, on an alternate earth. She has split personality disorder and when her store robber ratchet bad girl self surfaces, she becomes insane in bed. Of course i follow her when she goes to rob a store to protect her, plus we need to live off of something, fuck wageslaving. She only knows one spell: the etheral 9mm, she can only use this while shes in her badass state. Other than that we have everyday lives, trying our best to stay positive, and if we're lucky we will be accepted in the secret rebellion. Ponies btw are an alien race that visited earth almost a thousand years ago, so everyones chill with them.
So, yeah.

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Not a Rainbowfag but this photo did give me a bulge way back in 2012.

>>30728603
I'm stealing your head canon and you can't stop me.

>>30725388
yes, my first lewd thought was about how I would cum inside every pony apart from Rainbow Dash.

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>>30726596
>his anthro dragon OC fucking Fluttershy

>>30727354
I love RagingSemi's fics so much.

>>30728603
Fuck, now I want a green of this.

>>30725388
I was wacking it to horses before G4 was a thing, so kind of.

>>30730815
Then write it, anon

>>30726032
Pretty much this actually. Nameless OCs are fine, but I see so much art of this one blue faggot fucking Pinkamena, sometimes killing her and fucking her decapitated head even, that it pisses me off.

I vaguely remember my first clopfic. It was written in second person, although in normal prose, no greentext. I think it was on fimfic.

Basically, the premise was that you were a pony who has just joined the wonderbolts. The story take place just after a training session in the wonderbolts shower room. Porno-tier shannanigans happen and your character is teased by spitfire and then banged by soarin, while spitfire whispers words of encouragement and whatnot.

I blew at least 20 loads to that. I'm pretty sure that thing gave me afew fetishes.

>>30725388
I vaguely remember listening to clop fic reading video and getting harder than diamonds. Forgot what it was though

>>30731919
You better remember its title and post the link ITT.

>>30731988
Looked for it on fimfic and fanfiction.net but I couldn't find it. Most likely been deleted for whatever reason.

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I remember, not so sure I'm proud of it to this day.

>>30725388
it was some lyra picture fuck if i know which one

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>>30728798
I won't.
Just remember to watch "Chandelier" with her every saturday, she loves it. It's a horror series about brain parasites.
Don't go outside after 8pm. The police will fuck you up.
Badass twy, while fucking, might want to insert a big dildo in your ass an watch your dick do the helicopter, she loves it, so endure it, for her.
The gun is in the closet, in the yellow-blue shoebox, in case twy goes robbing.

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>>30725388
This.

>>30726064
Sundown draws great ponies, huh?

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>>30735586
not him but i don't know, they just look so baby faced now. op is an exception but for the most part his art has deteriorated. also not a fan of hyper anatomy which he abuses now especially

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>>30735611
Some of the latest stuff has looked a little...off, but sundown has it in him to do great anatomy.

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>>30736309
i just can't do it anon

>>30725388
Yes, the first pony picture that really got my gray matter moving was one I found one Equestria daily
(yeah yeah) back in like 2011
It was a picture of Twilight looking back at the veiwer with kind of a sultry expression.
And I remember looking at her plot and thinking
"Huh"
The thing is it wasn't a lewd picture except for the fact that you could see her butt

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>tfw masturbated to MLP-related porn several times years before G4 even existed

Get on my fucking level, scrubs.

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>>30736323
Ponies can never be too innocent.

>>30735611
>>30736309
Write porn about her NOW!

I WAS WAITING WRITERFAG WHO GONNA WRITE ABOUT SANDWICH PORN!

>>30736624
Working on it

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>>30725503
>The scene that started it all

In every boys life, there should be a summer of 2011

I was having them before I ever watched pone due to clop threads on /b/ way back when

>>30725732
This?
https://derpibooru.org/671041

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>>30736879
I often wonder what it would be like to be one of the "sleeper" ponyfags.

I wanted to lewd Flutterbutt since the moment I saw her in s1e1.

>>30737264
Define "sleeper" ponyfags. People that don't know they're into the show cause they haven't watched it?

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>>30737264
>"Sleeper" ponyfags
The fuck is that Anon?

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>>30737420
>>30737593
Perhaps sleeper cloppers would be better.
Y'know, folks who initially don't think pone is for fug but get "activated", somehow?

>>30738768
We have a name for those people already, it's "faggots".

>>30738782
what. not everyone who discovered the wonders of horse pussy was previously a furry faggot

>>30738821
Faggot is interchangeable, faggot.

before i knew about /mlp/ i used to just look up #clop on twitter, and just look at them. i didn't want to be a degenerate, but that didn't last long

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>>30725388
Such hunger

>>30725388
When I was in middle school transitioning to high school, that was the summer when MLP and "bronies" really became a thing... when stuff like Cupcakes was still new, etc. I remember there was a lewd fanfiction about a man who went into the My Little Pony world and had a relationship with Twilight Sparkle. I jacked off to it. I've done it a lot more since, although not as much as you other freaks, and I don't even come here.

>>30728041
Like 2012-13 I think

>>30725388
>my first lewd thought about pony
I don't actually remember, i have a shitty memory for this things


what i do remember is the first time i fapped to pony. it was a Comic about Spike being in some kind of Dragon Heat and the mane6 helping him with it, by fucking him.

It was like a month before i started watching the show. but i was already into the comunity somehow.

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>>30738832
Much sandwich.