Let's just suspend disbelief for a moment and ask what would

>>30715326
>rape

>>30715326
why was an entire crowd looking in my direction?

>>30715326
Thanks?

>>30715326
They would crucify you for defying the wholesome laws of the land

If it was Sunburst I wouldn't mind at all.

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I would fuck him while jerking him off and tell him he's a good boy, then I would buy him everything he wants and love him forever. I would even hold his hoof and spank him in public, of course he would wear a collar like the good boy he is.

>>30715367
Why wouldn't they be? You're motherfucking Anonymous, weird ape thing extraordinaire that picks his nose and farts loudly in public, picking up ponies against their will and petting them with your cheeto hands. You have over 100 counts of rape and child molestation under your belt and the princesses have tried banishing you on multiple occasions. You consistently hang out with Discord where you end up playing darts with IEDs and random passerby as the targets. You stole Twilight's crown months ago and still haven't returned it, now using it to balance out that wobbly table leg in your study, which you made in the CMC clubhouse and haven't let them use it since.

Nobody is willing to take an eye off you out of fear for their safety.

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>>30715326
I don't know what I'd say if a stallion sat on my lap while I had a stiffy. Depends on the relationship, I guess. Be anywhere from awkward af to comfy in a naughty sort of way.

>>30715326
If it was an honest accident? Laugh it off. If it was deliberately done, I would have words with the pony in private to reiterate that his actions were most uncool.

>>30716142
>You have over 100 counts of rape
well when i got stallions shoving their asses down on my dick in public i can imagine that number racks up.