Nightly Scilight Thread #146

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>>30711844

>nightly
What are you, European?

>>30711893
I hope not

>>30711844
Look at her happy face.

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>>30711957

She has no idea what kind of hug is coming her way.

>>30711996
Hug rape is perfectly legal

>>30711902
Based.

>>30712142

It doesn't make it any less demoralizing for it to fall upon you full force, especially when you're unwary.

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>Posts new content
>Gets ignored
never change /nestea/

>>30713152
Rip Jeff

>>30713164
>double ignored
kek

>>30713185
???

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VINTAGE

Did you ever stop to think you're endorsing a shitty product and no one cares so that's why no one replies?

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>>30714310

>>30714310
I just enjoy this place even if it has died down

>>30714955
Wrong Twilight...?

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>>30714213
>we will never see her with this hair style

>>30715088
>there will never be a nst animated series

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>>30715423
Which studio would you pitch the Nestea Show idea to? It can be anime ones too

>>30715032
You obviously don't frequent this thread.

>>30716290
did you draw that? it looks really cute

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>>30716867
Yes. Nothing brings me more joy than drawing Twiggy.

>>30717726
I hope she isn't looking at you-know-who.

What the writers of GoT did to Stannis I can never forgive.

>>30718101
I just want her to be happy

>>30718746
Not that way.

Dykeshit is poison to Twilights and traditional Twilight values.

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>>30711844
>school starts in less than 3 weeks

DONT FUCKING REMIND ME

At least it's my last year of college.

>>30718889
what are your pro tips anon?

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>>30716184
Trigger

>>30719337
>Inferno Twi
>Space Twxie featuring OVA JUSTRIX

this needs to be kickstarted immediately

>>30719354
>"Who are you?"
"I am Twilight T-2017, from HST--"
>"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!"
"AHH! But I'm a massive dyke!"
>"YOU ARE FREE TO GO!"
"AAHH-- Wait. Do you have a girlfriend, Trixie?"

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Are YOU intelligent enough to appeal a Sci-Twi to marry her?

(Or maybe she likes hunky forest dudes, intellect doesn't matter. Who knows.)

>>30721477
I like to collect old school pc games, watch star trek, build computers, do math, program, and play dnd for fun

For the night is dark and full of terrors.

>>30718649
>>30725018
Would sci-twi be a stannisfag?

ofc she'd prefer asoiaf over GoT, the T.V. show is fanfic trash, so her opinion wouldn't be clouded by the absolute destruction of his character on the show.

>>30725051
The real question is, why wouldn't she be a Stannisfag?
Best character in ASOIAF besides Azor Jon.
(Gotta feel for Stannis on the next book since her daughter is gonna die to bring Jon back.)

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>>30725051
>the absolute destruction of his character on the show.
Pic related, to imply that Stannis would have willingly burn her daughter for a battle he could have won easily is stupid, as of the books, he told Massey that if something happened to him in battle, that they should do everything that is possible to put Shireen on the Iron Throne, in fact, the 20k mercenaries lended to him by the Iron Bank extend to his daughter.

>>30727747
flat

>>30727959
Twilight is very flat

>>30728834
no she's not, she's one of the most dynamic characters in the series

>>30729415
I meant her chest, sorry

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Sooo...
Anyone gonna spill the beans from Uotapo's new Patreon? Upload to imgur or something?
We have NSFW edits of this & more now.

Or are you guys too honourable for that?

>>30730824
I wish I had the money to do that

>>30730854
CUTE AND SEXY

Scilight is a whore!

>>30714310
thats just one of many reasons why i have stopped

>>30733485
she cant even get dick

>>30736267
I want to wake up to that every day

>>30737916
Are Twilights taking it too far when they kidnap Shimmies to work in petting zoos like this?

>>30738276
no, those shimmigrants are getting what they deserve

>>30738276
Nothing is too far.

Scitwi has a flat ass.

>>30740087
igneous sedimentary metamorphic

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Does this general have any drawfags?

>>30725018

Pic related.

>>30741548
Theres a few that come around every once in a while

DID HE COME BACK

>>30743263
YES!
MTG IS FINALLY BACK!

>>30743369
WHERE'S EQGWF

Haven't been here in a while. What new greentexts are there?

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BEST

>>30744315
there were a few greentexts recently, Jeff started a DnD story last thread, and someone said that they were gonna write a trixie starlight 60s themed story which seemed pretty intresting

>>30744584
I left about after the second chapter of Big Brother Shining Armor. So it's been a while. Any big stuff?

>>30743369
He is?
I thought MTG was rangebanned.

>>30744598
Lots.
Check the paste.

>>30744535
FRIENDS

>>30744725
Sometimes he comes back to call Dazzlingfags and Shimmerfags his sluts or some shit and disappears again

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would you a weeblight?

>>30745279
Where to you think we are? The answer is always yes.

>>30721477

Unless you are Charles Xavier, your brain will get you zero chicks. If you think you can outsmart a bitch who can tell within the first minute that she's not attracted to you then you're dumb as a rock. Also page 10 bump.

>>30746720
What if I can outsmart her into rape?

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>>30721477
Yes.

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DEPORT
SHIMMIGRANT

>>30748950
she's a big pony 4u

>>30748950
Why does that look from an episode?

>>30749824
because it was from the EQG glimglam episode

"I-I-I'm not very sure about this Sunset."
>"You'll be fine, trust me," she says straightening your sweater.
"It's just I don't see how this will help me."
>"It will."
"Yes but how?"
>"Just... Look! There she is."
>She spins you around and puts a schoolbook in your hands.
>"Go and tell her she dropped this."
"I-Is this her's? Where did you get this?"
>"That's not important. Now go for her!"
>She gives you a push and goes to hide behind her locker's door.
>Thirty feet from you is Twilight, beautiful and elegant as always, talking with Dash.
>Oh god oh god, what do you do.
"Wh-What do I do?!"
>"Just be yourself Anon!"
"But I stutter around her!"
>"Girls like honesty so go!"
>W-Well...
>You timidly take a step forwards and look at them. They're laughing loudly about something. No, you can't do this.
>You turn back but you find Sunset watching from behind the door. She smiles and gives you a thumbs up.
>Y-You don't want to disappoint your only friend, do you?
>Ok ok ok ok ok. Ok. Let's do this.
>You breathe in a couple of times, and get your legs to carry you to them.
>You're gonna die.
>Your heart starts beating out of your chest as you approach her. You start blushing. This is worse than the two P.E. classes you did before you got to skip that altogether. The last of which you fainted.
>W-What if you faint in front of her?
>You can hear the jokes about the fainting boy. The mocking, the punny names.
>"So I went with Chad to the bar..." Twilight is saying.
>Then when you're almost by their side they both suddenly look at you.
>The laughter stops.
>You stop and think of running back to Sunset, but you're unable to move your legs again. Or even breathe.
>"Yes?" says Dash, looking at you with disdain.
>You try to get some words out but your vocal chords fail you. Or maybe it's your mind that went completely blank.
>Twilight rests a hand on her hip, looking down on you. You always forget she's taller than you. What were you thinking, you never had a chance.

>>30751040
that mound on princess twi looks suspiciously like a ball sack.

>>30751198
The portal gave her a little something extra.

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Why even bother with real women?

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got some more comin later

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Exterminate Timbers.

Witch light when?

>>30752542
Now!
I wish, I cant write

>>30752194
Timbers are mindless parasites

>>30711844
Is nightmare sparkle encouraged ITT?

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>>30755233
her name is midnight sparkle, but yes

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>>30755248
Neet

Sorry fresh of watching the movie

>>30639681
>>30639733
>>30639779
>>30641758
>>30643507
>>30647089
Hi, all. >>30639612 here. Gonna post what I like to think of as a prologue now.

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>>30756352
>The night of the last day of Woodstock.
>Trixie Lulamoon just got a record deal with a record company who would like for her to play guitar songs for them.
>She attended and performed at Woodstock with her best friend Starlight Glimmer, who watched her play. It was a magical experience for both girls, even though that Trixie had no idea that Starlight was there in the audience.
>The concert was over, and Starlight had done everything she could to try and run into Trixie. But her luck just wasn’t up there, and Trixie didn’t notice her in the crowd.
>Now everyone either has left or are just leaving.
>But Starlight isn’t leaving. Not without Trixie by her side. Having not seen her in two years.
>At a last instant, she sees that tour van pull away. That familiar one that she remembered seeing Trixie in one time. It’s about to leave for good, and Trixie is going to be all over the nation indefinitely.
>But it can’t be too late. It just can’t be.
>From everyone else’s perspective, they see a girl running after that tour van to see her friend again. It’s a bit of an entertaining sight.
>But there is endlessly more going on in Starlight’s mind. For they do not feel what she feels. Even if they do know about it, they will never come even remotely close to understanding.
>The reason why Starlight runs after Trixie’s van after it drives away isn’t just because of love. It’s because of… everything. What Starlight is feeling cannot be summarized in a few words, or even a few sentences. The feeling goes beyond that.
>Starlight races into the darkness after the increasingly distant tail lights.
>Non-hesitantly choosing to keep going over her own well being.
>It may seem strange, but that’s only because this is something that only Starlight and Trixie can understand.
>It’s not just a feeling, it’s a story. It’s everything.
>…

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>>30756366
>Starlight and Trixie have lived in the same neighborhood for as long as they can remember. Since they were babies in 1950.
>They knew eachother since either preschool or kindergarten. One of those.
>Starlight and Trixie have been best friends since the 1st grade.
>Kept true to eachother and stuck by one another’s side ever since. Starlight was the clever girl while Trixie was the extrovert. Trixie loved to impress all of the other kids at school, and Starlight would help Trixie BS her way out of trouble every time she screwed up somehow.
>The 1950’s soon ended and gave way to the 60’s, and Trixie and Starlight grew a little older together.
>School got hard, but whatever. Starlight helped Trixie cheat on the tests. And she did her homework for her. Trixie helped starlight with presentations during which they had to speak in front of the class.
>They would help eachother sneak out at night, even though it wasn’t that hard in the early 60’s. At least for them. Middle school and high school prompted them to be a little more rebellious.
>Especially with the world changing around them. All of these underlying revolutions among the average everyday people in their lives.
>So many views… so many strong feelings. Changes dying to be made, resistance to the changes dying to keep things the way they were; the way they’ve always proven to have worked to some.
>It showed in the things like the music… how many things people were feeling. The things that pushed them to shoot beyond the moon and the stars themselves.
>To really get those feelings out there. To express everything that was going on inside. All those butterflies in your stomach, all those thoughts in your head, things you want to see in the world around you.

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>>30756371
>Trixie was a performer. She loved to entertain the other kids, and she did so well. Learning every trick in the book she could. Starlight was her loyal assistant who helped her learn these tricks. Ever since the elementary school talent shows.
>Competition ramped up into middle school. But Trixie was competitive and determined enough to keep her number one spot. She and Starlight obsessed over it, working together seemingly forever.
>Never really could succeed without Starlight’s help. The show was never complete, and Trixie wouldn’t know how to do everything.
>Meanwhile, at the beginning of high school, after puberty hit, Trixie help Starlight overcome social anxiety. Helped her learn how to talk to people effectively. Made her a bunch of new friends. It was almost like her doing it in return for helping her gain the spotlight.
>But NONE of Starlight’s friends got as close to Starlight as Trixie did. These two were two of a kind, and it seemed like they were the ONLY two people who shared a certain unspoken jive with one another.
>The years at Canterlot High went on, and times around the world got rough, as it could be heard about on the radio and seen on the news.
>Some of it was scary, other parts were entertaining to an extent. The war going on with that nation on the other side of the world had a lot of shocking moments, a lot of different opinions being thrown at it.
>A lot of people soon speaking out against it. Death was a scary thing, especially considering a scary way to die.
>Trixie’s parents had a lot to say about it, while Starlight’s parents did as well. They told Trixie and Starlight to never talk to the people who went out on the streets with signs.
>Which, of course, made the girls want to do it more.

>>30756385
>There was one day after school where Trixie didn’t go straight home. She waited for Starlight to walk out of the school, then told her to follow her.
>They went into town together, meeting a few older guys there. There were a couple of other girls there with them.
>They listened to them rant on about their political opinions. Talked to them and followed them to some water tower somewhere where they looked around at the town.
>The older guys started to take in some pills, and Trixie wanted to have some too, but Starlight told her it was a bad idea.
>And Trixie did know they were doing drugs, and she wanted to do drugs too like all of the big stars on the big screen did, as she believed.
>She wanted to be just like them.
>But Starlight talked some sense into Trixie’s head, soon convincing her that they will come back the next day when they had more time to do drugs.
>The older guys tried to get Trixie and Starlight to stay, but the two girls left before they could catch up to them or figure out where they were going in before the drugs disoriented them too much.
>A couple of kids in the school marching band were found doing drugs behind the school, by Trixie. They didn’t want her to tell on them, so they tried to pay her a couple of dollars to keep quiet.
>But Trixie told them that she wanted a portion of their weed instead.
>However, a teacher started walking by too close for comfort when they were handing Trixie one of the blunts to smoke. They all scattered and Trixie was out of luck again.
>She later talked to Starlight about it, and was told that it’s just not worth it. At least not in school.
>The 60’s was a weird time. So many ups and downs. But damn if it didn’t build character. What a time for Trixie and Starlight to grow up.
>There was even a lot of drama at school, as well as full on conflicts regarding everything that was going on in the world. Driving many friends apart, making people hate eachother.

>>30756389
>But Starlight and Trixie stayed in their own bubble of togetherness.
>These girls were absolute best friends, more than any other two kids at school. And it stayed that way for YEARS.
>Other friends came and went, some of them getting boyfriends or moving schools and leaving the social circle.
>Trixie was too vocal and awkward to get a boyfriend, but she didn’t care. She had the crowd and her best friends to help her win that crowd.
>Starlight liked to talk with a lot of her friends from time to time, but she rarely felt close to any of them. Not even a couple of boys who asked her out.
>She saw the couples break up after a while anyway. It was just a waste of time.
>There was a lot of fun to have anyway. And it was worth it with all of the other bad things happening in the world. People definitely need other people to keep themselves… and eachother happy. It was just necessary for most people. That’s just how humans get.
>The strict parents started to double down on their limitations of happiness, especially when they saw the protesters in the streets. Advocating for all sorts of rights.
>Civil rights… women’s rights, gay rights, the list goes on…
>Everything being talked about, with multiple different sides and points of view. The parents don’t like that.
>Sneaking out isn’t as easy anymore.
>Starlight’s parents tell her that if she gets a boyfriend, he better be not be for any of this. Trixie’s parents pretty much say the same thing.
>It isn’t long before Trixie thinks up the stunt of running way.
>Starlight’s jaw drops upon hearing about this. Immediately tells Trixie about how bad of an idea it is.
>Talks her out of it… on multiple occasions.
>Just like a lot of things in this time period, Trixie’s idea isn’t so easy to get rid of. But Starlight still stays by her best friend’s side no matter what.
>The tension isn’t enough to drive these two apart. Not even any other high school drama that comes their way.

>>30756396
>Inseparable.
>They start hanging out with eachother more often to spite their parents. Whenever they can.
>They get closer.
>Sitting right up against eachother listening to the radio. Feeling better together than usual. The warmth of the other girl’s company being the escape from whatever they’re hearing about.
>And if it’s something good they hear about… then it’s something that enriches how they feel. They get closer no matter what.
>Some conversations lead to other conversations. They didn’t even realize they were holding hands.
>Making memories with the songs they were listening to.
>Starlight really had to convince Trixie to stay in town, promising that things were going to stop being so crazy. And to focus on everything good that was happening instead.
>Hugs can really make a person feel better.
>Starlight asks Trixie if it’s weird that they’re hugging eachother so often. It’s gotten to the point where they can’t go five minutes or so without it.
>Trixie was about to ask the same thing. She really wants to know now instead of asking later.
>It wouldn’t have seemed as weird if it were with a boy, but these two never let drama with a boy tear their blossoming friendship apart. Not like it absolutely would have, but neither girl cares.
>They have their performance in the talent shows that they care about more than friendships with anyone other than eachother. They know eachother more than anyone else could.
>Strengths, weaknesses, and everything in between.
>And that’s why this is not weird.
>They agree that it’s not weird. Besides, this would be okay with the people with the signs on the street, and they want to spite their parents anyway.
>The two girls spend a lot of time together with the door eventually being locked more often than not.
>Another year and a half goes by.
>…

>>30756398
>Summer vacation is great. It’s KINO.
>School is over, and the students are all getting ready to be sent to Camp Everfree in the midst on the Spring/Summer of 1967.
>Sometime in Early June.
>A lot of music coming out is laid back and gives off good vibes, the air is warm, the hair is long, the times are just right for a good time.
>And Trixie’s parents recently found out about her plans to run away and try to start her own life in show business.
>This almost cost her the trip to Everfree in the first place. But Starlight helped her convince her parents to let her go. Helping her best friend BS her way out of a pickle once again.
>…
>And here everyone is.
>Most of the girls standing next to their boyfriends, with dirty looks on their faces that last all the way until they find out that girls and boys can’t stay in the same tents.
>A couple of the girls, however, seem more interested in the camp counselor, Timber Spruce. Some of them single, others looking to not play by the rules.
>Either way, this camp trip is for MUCH different purposes than the guys and girls there want.
>Starlight and Trixie are in the same tent with some third girl, and this is something not many of the other people here would see as… useful.
>But this is a bit different for Starlight and Trixie.
>Gloriosa immediately notices that these girls are absolute besties, but it’s impossible to know how close they truly are. Only Starlight and Trixie can know that fact as Gloriosa talks to them. They can feel it radiating in the atmosphere between eachother.
>Even though Gloriosa seems like she’d never scorn them for being so close, it’s still an exciting little secret to keep anyway. Because it’s some sort of big middle finger to the meaner half of the world out there.
>The 60’s is such an interesting time to live in.
>…
>. . .

>>30756403
>A lot of fun camp activities are offered here at Camp Everfree. All the way until mid to late August right before everyone went home.
>Trixie and Starlight are next to eachother during most of these activities, participating just like the other guys and girls here.
>High jinx and shenanigans ensue among a lot of people, but Starlight and Trixie stay to the side with smiles on their face. Blushing smiles.
>For they know that the real fun begins at night.
>In their tent.
>More hours go by, the sun scoots across the sky.
>The smell of pine and firewood spills all throughout the camp as campfires are started. The warm breeze flows through hair… flames encircled by rocks flickering in the same breeze.
>Memories are being made just like how they always were.
>What a strange time to be alive.

This story doesn't exactly follow a linear patter as you can probably see, but I'll try to make it as followable as I can. More later.

>>30756412
Are you a brand new writefag? This doesn't feel like it's your first time writing green. It's pretty deep imo

>>30757681
I have a feeling hes a good guy

Bitchlight when?

>>30760123
2010-11

>>30760160
I feel so old knowing the age of the show

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>Come and jump ropes with The Great And Powerful Trixie and listen to her talk about amazing annie-may shows!

>>30762108
she's so cute

>>30762160
Trissie is of great and powerful, da

>>30765448
AHHHHHHHHHH

>>30766334
I have to say your faces are on point

Unpopular opinion: Sansa is a piece of shit and I am glad she got raped in the series.
Unpopular opinion 2: Arya is right about what she told Sansa and should kill her while there is time.

>>30767767
Watch out boy she'll chew you up. She's a Twi-Eater.

Shitlight!

>>30770276
she isnt shit
she is gold

>>30711844
It's shocking to me, coming back after so long. Did we ever hear from EqGWritefag?

>>30773097
>It's shocking to me, coming back after so long. Did we ever hear from EqGWritefag?
The Palaiologos dynasty was really based.
Too bad they let their Empire get decentralised, idiots should have crushed the Turks when they could.

>>30711893
NO FUCK HEAD. IM INDONESIAN.

>>30773117
yeah they wrote a couple of oneshots
im not even joking

>>30773376
>yeah they wrote a couple of oneshots
im not even joking
It's said that the last emperor of the Byzantine Empire was taken from the battlefield by an Angel, just as the Ottoman forces slipped through the gates and put him safe on a cave deep bellow Constantinople and turned him to stone.
They say that the Marble King will return, to recover Constantinople and form the Roman Empire once more.

>>30771996
Any stories here with Zesty?

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>>30775037
milflight when?

>>30776427
thats velvet

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>>30776427
She has to have kids first, Anon

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"Kill the girl Twilight Sparkle, and let the woman be born"

>>30778198
Shut up Maester Celestia. You should have claimed your title when you could.

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"What about Aerys Targaryen? What did the Mad King say when you stabbed him in the back? I never asked. Did he call you a traitor? Did he plead for a reprieve?"

>>30779684
I was supposed to change the name for Nightmare Moon and "king" for "queen".
But you get it, now laugh.
Anyway, Robert was a fucking hypocrite since his bloodline has Targaryen blood. The way I see it, House Baratheon is to House Targaryen what House Karstark is to House Stark.

>>30778497
>tfw celestia will never have kids

>>30781121
All of her subjects are her children
If she could she would make everyone pancakes with happy faces on them

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>>30779684
HOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>>30781426
GoT is shit

More 60's Dykeshit when?

>>30781711
It ends with everyone dying just like life.
And life is shit.
Coincidence?

>>30781711
Yeah no shit sherlock. It's basically a really bad fan fiction.

>>30783111
NST>GoT

>>30783111
Last episode was a testament of this.

>>30783736
I dont watch GoT, can I have an explination

>>30784704
character runs the equivalent distance of 11 marathons in the middle of a freezing winter, then has a raven fly hundreds of miles south to warn this chick with dragons about an army of zombies, who then flies her dragons up hundreds of miles north all in like a day to burn them all.

I want to bully weeblight

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>>30784967
>bullying
That's 3 months in the slammer for you, punk

>>30785034
Is Sunset cosplaying as Poison?

>>30785071
That all depends on if you think she's packing

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>>30785116
I was just trying to bait someone so i'd have an excuse to post this picture

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>>30785130
It's a very nice picture

>>30784704
>>30784785
Not only that but they wrote one of the main characters to win some time (by killing some low tier enemies for no reason at all) for the Big Bad so that he would kill a dragon, just because "muh epic ice dragon lmao".
Also they killed (again) off the uncle of said character for no reason at all.
And the Big Bad didn't kill the dragon where all the important characters were standing (said dragon was vulnerable, the biggest one and immobile), he killed one that was flying.
The only thing on this season that I could see happening in the next book is Arya shitting on Sansa (because Sansa is a fucking insufferable cunt).

>>30787894
>tfw she wasn't in the specials

>>30788357
She was, she just turned pink and wore a beanie.

Reminder, Timber is pounding Scilights loose autistic pussy.

>>30788839
rape is illegal

>>30789662
she said she was 18

>>30789678
still rape

>>30787894
Crack ship?

>>30790920
Crack ship.

>>30788803
But that was Sunset's wife, silly man

>>30794863
does cinch force her girls to wear their skirts that short?

>>30795389
yes because she's a huge pervert

>>30795389
Because she wants them to get teen pregnant

>>30795389
Yea she's like Herbert.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwsNxrSnQ1Q

>>30795488
>you will never be the principal of a private prep school forcing girls to prance around the campus in skirts that barely covers their butts

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Would you a FatLight?

>>30797579
no because I dont have a fat fetish
ill accept chubby, but not morbidly obese

>>30799812
Glimmigrants were a mistake

>>30799866
what, because you can't resist their charm?

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>>30800110
No, because they keep hogging all of the goddamn ice cream!
Some poor Twilights have to go with only one scoop while they get two!

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bump

I know that this isnt what /mlp/ or /nst/ is meant for
but here is the story of Half Life 3
https://github.com/Jackathan/MarcLaidlaw-Epistle3/blob/master/Epistle3_Corrected.md

Obliviouslight when?

>>30801618
Oblivionlight when

Twilight is a Stacey pretending to be a nerd

>>30800940
>[midnight sparkle intensifies]

Fuck I like the premise of Princess Twi pissing off regular Twi so much she becomes Midnight so much I'm going to write fanfic

>>30802644
>Princess Twi pissing off regular Twi
you mean regular twi pissing off sci twi right?

>>30797716
Based Anon.

>>30800542
So that basically means we are never going to see the release of the game, right?

>>30803559
Eye of the beholder

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>>30806765
Sunset x Pone Twiggles is better than Sunset x Human Twiggles

>>30806770
its so repeatable :^)

Fucking Roastielight

>>30804785
Oh my yes

Dayman (Fighter of the Nightman)

>>30809424
AaAAAAaAaAaAaAahhhh~

If you have a penis, remember to pee after you masturbate (or after you have sex, if you are not an unwashed virgin), not doing so can cause erectile dysfunction, among other problems.

>>30813980
wait really?

Twilight is for friendship only!

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>No Jeff

>>30816699
>no gf

>>30817763
Jef > gf

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>>30817885
I want a booknerd jeffriend.

>>30817763
>tfw no gf(male).

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>>30818320
>ywn date jeff

>>30821070
>no wings

>>30821106
even better

>>30821106
Not the artists' fault that they actually put more thought into that than the actual animators

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Why doesn't Sci-Twi ask her parents to help out Sunset since it's obvious they're absolutely LOADED? She seems like she lives on a tight budget, being in high school and in a parallel universe & all.

>>30822849
Because she secretly hates illegal Shimmigrants.
I bet she posts about it on /pol/ every single day.

Deus Ex is the best game in existence.
MGS2's toying with real world implications is nothing compared to Deus Ex's name dropping and touching themes like the world being controlled by the 1%.
Also it does Artificial Intelligence better than MGS2.

>>30823271
Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the senator

If you are washing the dishes, don't use a sponge, it contains more putrid shit than a toilet.
Instead wash your hands first and use your hand to clean them plates, that way you won't get super HIV (yes, it exists).

>super HIV (yes, it exists).
It happens when two different strains inhabit the same host, so those strains combine and create a new one, which is more powerful.

>>30824744
>>30826035
kill yourself you walking AIDS case

>>30826035
was super aids in DMT?

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>>30822916

>>30828581
pure kino OC

>>30828581
fucking purple people

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>>30828675
I do it all for (You)s

>>30828581
I was thinking exactly that.
Thank you for falling for my keikaku.

>>30826275
Nah, that was super cancer.

Reminder that Dumb&Dumber wrote Jaime to charge at Daenerys with a spear instead of throwing it so that she wouldn't die.

>>30828691
Thank (You)

>>30831615
>ywn go to school with twi
Why live?

>>30834845
is that...

>>30834854
yes it is

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https://pastebin.com/5gdQTyPr

Continuing this DnD Twi story. Sorry it took a while, the weird creative drought is still hitting me like a bitch.

>For the first time since you’ve known her, Ms. Harshwhinny looks truly at a loss for words
>The calculating stare that usually adorns her face evaporates, leaving her looking, for lack of a better phrase, like a proper deer-in-the-headlights
>”Excuse me?”
>Her incredulity just makes your embarrassment that much worse; you can feel the fuzzy-hot flush of it spreading across your cheeks
>But you’re in too deep, and your pride won’t let you back out now
“I, um… c-c-could use a ride to my friend’s house. If that’s okay.”
>”That’s understandable. I’m more than willing to provide transportation to a student in need, especially in weather like this. I’m more confused about the second part.”
“Well, you know…”
>”What are you asking of me, Ms. Sparkle?”
>A bead of sweat drips down to rest at the tip of your nose
“N-nothing! Not asking anything, just offering. You know, if you’re not doing anything. We could always use more p-players and you looked so lonely— I mean, uh…”
>The bead of sweat is tickling your nose, resulting in your eyes watering
>Harshwhinny balks
>”Lonely? W-what on earth do you mean?”
“I didn’t mean it like that! Just, um…”
>”I can assure you I am not lonely in the slightest! My solitude is, obviously, purely for professional reasons.”
>Both you and her have raised your voiced far above what’s normally expected in an indoor environment
“I know! I promise I didn’t mean it like that! J-just, um…”
>That’s exactly how you did mean it
>”Then explain yourself, Ms. Sparkle. Asking a teacher to join you in a private venue is highly unorthodox.”

>>30835684
>You freeze for a moment, your brain seizing on what to say next
>Outside, the storm is picking up in force, and rain is lashing wickedly against the windowpanes
>Harshwhinny realizes she’s raised her voice a bit too much too, and lets it drop back down
>”What is the meaning of this request?”
“I, um… n-never mind. I’m sorry.”
>Harshwhinny’s face softens very, very slightly, just enough for you to notice
>”That was not me declining your invitation. I’m just… somewhat confused. I’ve never had a student want to spend *more* time with me, before. I can’t help but be a little bewildered.”
“What do you mean?”
>”Ms. Spark— Twilight. You don’t honestly think I’m unaware of my own reputation, do you?”
“I guess not.”
>”Well, of all the teachers to invite to spend time with you and your friends, why me?”
“Because…”
>For a moment, you wonder if you should construct some elaborate lie about her “seeing the real you,” or something similarly cheesy
>But she’d probably see right through it
“Because you’re a lot nicer than most people give you credit for. And I think it’s time one of us gave you a chance. And, I dunno, I just have have this random hunch that it’d be… kinda fun.”
>That gets Harshwhinny to smile
>”I could use a fun night, I suppose.”

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>>30835691

>After giving your teacher a few minutes to pack her things, you meet Ms. Harshwhinny by the school’s front entrance
>Through the glass panels laid into the doors, you can see thick, dark sheets of water lashing across the street, whipped into a frenzy of droplets by the howling wind
>Harshwhinny draws her mouth in a line, and passes you her umbrella
>”Here. My car’s the red Pontiac there, by the streetlight.”
>You follow where she’s pointing, noticing that there’s almost a hundred feet between you and the vehicle
“Ma’am, isn’t that a bit much? You’ll get soaked without the umbrella.”
>Harshwhinny shrugs
>”I’ll manage. I’m not going to prioritize myself over a student. Now *that* would be highly unprof—”
“We could share it.”
>Harshwhinny blinks
>”I mean, I suppose we could. It’s not particularly roomy…”
>When you realize the implications, a warm flush starts to spread across your cheeks
>But your pride won’t permit you to back out now
“It’s better than one of us getting soaked, right?”
>”True. Just… stay close to me, I guess.”
>The two of you step outside, sheltering briefly under the entrance’s awning while Harshwhinny fumbles with the umbrella
>When she gets it open, you see she wasn’t lying about the lack of roominess
>There’s barely enough space for one person beneath the thing’s purple folds (the same color as her suit, by the way; you wonder if that was intentional), let alone two
>Harshwhinny holds the umbrella up, and gestures stiffly for you to join her
>In order to fit, you have to squish up against her side, your cheek pressing against her shoulder

>>30835684
>the weird creative drought is still hitting me like a bitch.
is it the "back to school drought"?

>>30835698
>And as she steps out from beneath the awning and into the storm, you can’t help but notice two very surprising physical characteristics about your teacher:
>1. She’s crazy tall. Like, your eyes are about level with her collarbone. It’s weird that you’ve never noticed it before, but then again, she’s usually behind a desk or lecturing at the front of the room, where proportions are much harder to truly feel.
>2. She’s soft. For a fairly obvious reason, you just sort of had this unconscious idea that Harshwhinny’s body would have the texture of bricks in a pillowcase. But she actually has this sort of motherly comfort to her body which, well, is more than a little weird to be experiencing like this.
>The two of you walk in a slow, matched lock step, your hair tousled by the wind and your eyes stung by the whirling mist
>Neither of you can manage to look at or speak to each other until you get to the car; doing so would simply be too awkward
>When you do get there, Harshwhinny unlocks it and then holds the umbrella over your head while you get in
>She hurries quickly to the seat next to you, wiping water off her shoulders
>”Well that…”
“That was rough.”
>”Yes.”
>Harshwhinny sneezes, fishing a half-soaked napkin out of her pocket to wipe her nose
>”So, where are we headed?”

>The drive to Starlight’s has a weirdly nightmarish quality to it
>It’s hard to explain; sort of a combination of the surreality of being sandwiched in a tiny Pontiac (which is not as spotlessly clean as you’d think; the floor is covered with granola bar wrappers and Panera receipts, as well as quite a few empty Dunkin Donuts coffee cups) with your teacher, plus the green-black sky above you, mixed in with the fierce drumming of the rain on the window and the fact that Harshwhinny’s stereo is tinny and staticy
>She keeps looking like she’s about to apologize for it, but then thinks better of it

>>30835703
Don't know. I've just felt dead 90% of the time for the past month or so.

>>30835704
>The two of you don’t talk much for a lot of the trip
>You get the feeling she probably feels as awkward as you do, judging by the way her fingers drum the steering wheel, and how she occasionally flicks her eyes over to your seat, as if mentally reminding herself that you’re actually here
>”So, um…”
“Yeah?”
>”We’re playing a game, you said?”
“Yep.”
>”What sort?”
“It’s an RPG.”
>”I see.”
>Riveting stuff right here
>Harshwhinny awkwardly flicks her tongue between her lips
>”And what’s that?”
“Oh, it’s, uh… kind of like a, uh…”
>You’ve rehearsed explanations as to why RPG-gaming is a patrician topic in your head about a dozen times
>But now that you actually need to explain it, you’re having about as much difficulty as if she’d just asked you to explain mid-century French poetry
“You make a character. And you try to act like you’re them, kinda playing as them, I guess, and you go on adventures…”
>Harshwhinny perks up a bit
>”So it’s like acting?”
“Yeah! Kinda like that.”
>”I always liked acting. CHS’s theater program used to be pretty good, too. Before the state defunded us, we’d put on school-wide productions twice a year. They rented out the repertoire downtown and everything. It used to be a pretty big event.”
“That sounds so cool. Why’d you get defunded?”
>”Oh, you know how it is. Budget cuts here or there, nobody really knows what they’re doing. Typical unprofessionalism. But they were wonderful while they lasted…”
“Were you in any of them?”

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>>30835721
>”All of them, every year. It was what I lived for.”
“Who did you play?”
>”Oh, I wasn’t an actor. I was stage manager. I wanted to act, but they said I was too stiff. Imagine that.”
>Harshwhinny gives you a wry grin, and it takes you solid second to process that she just made a joke
>She knows how to do that?
“Well, I mean, that’s still important.”
>”Oh, very much so. And I was good at it. But still, I always kinda wished that…”
>Harshwhinny trails off
>”Hah, look at me. Already rambling. It’s been so long since I’ve thought about those days…”

>The rain still hasn’t let up when you get to Starlight’s house
>Outside the car, the sky’s gone from an ugly gray-green to solid black, as more and more swollen clouds role in to dump sheets of water across the suburban streets
>Harshwhinny pulls up behind Trixie’s battered Civic, which is easy to identify by the “Sorry girls, I’m gay!” bumper sticker on the back
>In a rare act of self-awareness for Trixie, you’re pretty sure she actually understands the inherent double-entendre there
>After killing the ignition, your teacher pauses
>”Are you… are you sure I won’t be upsetting things by being here?”
“Nah, of course not.”
>”I won’t make anything weird? You’re certain of that?”
“Things usually get pretty weird on their own, so…”

>>30835732
>You shrug
>”Alright. They at least know I’m coming, right?”
>Oops
“Uh…”
>”You forgot to tell your friends you were bringing your teacher?”
>Harshwhinny sounds somewhere between angry and horrified
“It kinda just slipped my mind.”
>You shrug, and Harshwhinny shrugs
>”I can’t do this to them. I’m sorry, Twilight. I’ll drop you off here, but—“
“Aww, come on. Look, I know it’ll be a little weird, but two thirds of the people in there would really love to have a new player.”
>”…who’s the other one-third?”
“Moondancer. When we tried to invite Sunset Shimmer, Moon hissed at her.”
>”Good lord.”
“Don’t worry though, she’s mellowed out. Sorta.”
>That gets another wry smile out of her
>”Certainly sounds much more interesting than my usual Friday night.”
“Yeah! So…”
>You gesture towards the front of the tiny one-level house, where the flickering porchlight tries its best to penetrate the drizzly gloom
“Eh?”
>Harshwhinny sighs
>”At the very least, I’m sure I’ll have some interesting stories to tell after this.”
“That’s the spirit! And kind of the whole point, too…”

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>>30835740

>Again, the two of you find yourselves squished together under the umbrella
>About halfway up the path, Harshwhinny’s dainty three-inch heels slip on the wet pavement
>With a yelp, she goes stumbling backwards, and you (displaying a weirdly proficient level of coordination) immediately wrap an arm around her waist to keep her from toppling over
>She steadies herself, leaning against you as she catches her breath
>”Sorry about that.”
“You’re fine.”
>The two of you both jump when you hear the front door slam open
>”Hey Twilight! Hey… Ms. Harshwhinny!?”
>Trixie’s standing in the doorway, already dressed in her Saitama pajamas and holding a half-drained MTN DEW bottle in her right hand
>She strikes a pose, pointing the bottle dramatically towards your teacher
>”What are YOU doing here!?”

https://youtu.be/nBfk4V4ajAE

>Harshwhinny smiles and gives an awkward little wave
>”Um, hello, Ms. Lulamoon”
>She notices that the two of you are still in a half-embrace, and immediately scoots away, accidentally half-stepping into the rain in the process
>”I, well, was invited. To play your game. By Twilight.”
>She winces, as if expecting some disgusted reaction from the pajama-clad weeaboo in front of her
>But you doubt Trixie even has the capability of being disgusted by anything that isn’t either a dubbed anime or a vegetable
>”Awesome! I didn’t know old ladies even played DnD!”