School Shooter General

Hey, why'd the school shooter skip the library?

She forgot the silencer.

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>>30703272
kek, you got me

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>>30703229
Welcome to the edge general, where edgy edges the edge so hard that you edge yourself

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>>30703229
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
I'M CALLING THE PONICE

Trying to find good EQG screencaps to make school shooting memes right now

>tfw when the shooter's exactly who you thought it would be

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>>30704187
Forgot image

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>>30704187

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Bumpioli

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>>30703229
>tfw no gun and have to stab them all

>>30703229
>another shitty "want to be general" thread
kys, senpai

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How along do you think these threads will last?

>>30706643
Jesus, that's fucking brutal

hi fbi

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

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>>30705730
>You can't Hardcore Henry that shit and kill them all with a fucking screw driver

>>30706643
Is there more of this?

>>30703229
Gonna read that green later this day, seems like a pretty good plot of what I read. Keep going buddy.

>>30707926
This. I want more.

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what is the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic equivalent of this .webm ?

>>30708133
Smile HD.

>>30703820
If i remember, there's one of fluttershy having a handgun with a punisher shirt.
Also, there's an edit of the same pose with rarity in DB. Knock knock is in the desc

>>30703229
Something for the thread:
Edgelord - Edgy Cuckold Shoots Out Canterlot High
https://pastebin.com/ueBnX10r

I liked it.

>>30708403
WEW LAD. Fucking hell.

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>>30703272

>>30708638
KKKEKKK!

>>30708638
friendly

>>30710892
THUNDER BUMP

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>>30708638

>>30705484
Ah, that was fun

>>30708133
Jesus

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>>30705761
doesn't garbage go in the garbage bin?
I don't get why anyone would be mad about a thread on /mlp/

>>30705484

>>30703229
This general deserves to live. bump.

Im fucking baffled you guys actually took a joke and continued to bump it. I will absolutely write some green for you, you deserve it. Gimme a prompt or else Ill do a school shooting story.

>>30714182
Okay... how about Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer shooting up Canterlot High?

This thread is proof that /mlp/ is filled with edgy teenagers.

>>30714270
We all have a bit of edgy teenager in us

>>30714270
Actually the entire thread was a joke, everyone in another thread called me a school shooter because I write feels greens.

>>30714445
hahaha get a load of whitey the school shooter over here

heres a prompt: Celestia and Luna are headed towards the end of their careers as principal and vice principal. They've been planning on either early retirement or finding a new job. However, for one reason or another, they've put up with too much shit and the future looks bleak to them, and just want to end it all with a bang, sibling style. They proceed to make their retirement day a surprise to the staff and students of canterlot high. The last surprise they will ever get. Hardcore shit ensues: basic school shooter shit, massacre, rape, necrophilia, murder via climaxing with finger on the trigger, etc.

please.

>>30714182
hold the fuck up, nigga
Original Bully thread died, does that mean we post here or do I have to start another thread?

>>30703229
Some anon wrote a completed school shooter story in another thread, reckon I'd post the link here

https://pastebin.com/88DRSicq

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So the Bully thread died.
We post here or make another thread?

>mfw This jokethread was bumped.
Sadnon you sick faggot.

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>>30715025
:^)

I guess if the other writefag joins we can just use this thread instead of making a whole new one.

mfw my joke thread is the new bully thread

GAS GAS GAS

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>This thread

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30703229
Fuck off, Randy Stair. We know it's you from beyond the grave you ghost fucking Ember wannabe.

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>>30715649
No u.
Before bed bump. Bumping for good times and nice greens.

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>>30715888
Nice trips

>>30715888
I hope we don't fuck up this time
who am I kidding Stlat is kill

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Hopes and Memes bump. Make your memes come true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Ow3eqFbLg

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>>30717476
>ywn smash that ass
You guys are okay, don't go to Cheerilee's class tomorrow.

>>30717587
Okay... but uhhh... want to go out together in a blaze of glory? Twist called me ugly one too many times and I'm going to make that bitch fucking pay. I was planning to take care of business tomorrow.

>>30703229
just read "Rarity's Bully". These feels man, these feels. Please keep going.

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Spike's done with everyone's shit

>>30718477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDAr0_hcOC0

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>>30718517

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Uhh, what should we do now?

>>30718701
Shitpost some more, make dank pony school shooting memes?

>>30718711
This.

>>30718887
After-fap bump.

Before-playing vidya bump

Hating the Federal Reserve like always bump.

Pre-fap bump
Same Anon as before.

>>30719855
>>30720030
it's time to close the tab, anon
we'll be better off

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We might as well do this, guys, even if its just a joke. Dont think this thread will be going down the drain soon.

Where the hell should we start?

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>>30720320
A green was promised and I'm just bumping until someone makes one. I PROMISE to do my best to keep the thread alive until another green around school shooting is created and posted in the thread. That being said, I'd love to see a green where Fluttershy is bullied for being a zoophile then after a year of abuse and being shunned she shoots up her school.

>>30714730
Bare with me, Im mobilefagging.

>their temples were streaked with grey, their once youthful and vigorous bodies now feeble and weak
>Their joints ached with every move, and their mouths were creased with laugh lines just as their foreheads were with worry lines
>Such was the reality for the elderly Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna.
>Together they had ran Canterlot High for almost thirty years
>They had dueled with magical beings, confronted extra terrestrial pony-humans
>That time had passed now
>Their greying and worn bodies weren't suited for the rigors of leading a school anymore
>The school board had forced retirement on them
>Principal Celestia looked up from her teacup, from her reverie, to see Luna step into her office
"Hello sister."
>Luna offered her one of her rare smiles as she took a seat
>She accepted the tea Celestia handed her, humming in appreciation
"Are you ready, dear Sister?"
>Celestia nodded her head at the question
>She reached into her desk, pulling out a 9 millimeter pistol and laying it on the desk
>Her arthritic fingers rooted around in the drawer for a moment more, pulling out a shotgun, followed by a box of shells.
>Luna followed her example by pulling out a similar pistol from the inner lining of her coat.
"Shall we?"
Luna nodded, following her elder sister to the door.
>Celestia lead the way, gripping the handle of the door tightly.
"Theres no going back, remember that."
>Luna nodded
"I know sister."
>Celestia smiled and hugged her sister tightly.
"Alright, lets go then."

>>30720320
We need memes

>>30720410
Please keep going. I need this.

>>30720638
Will write more in a bit. Bump.

[Spoiler] stlat come back, you can blame it all on me [/spoiler]

>>30721545
Yey!

>>30717587

Thanks senpai.

>>30722448
wof

Bing bong bump

>>30720410
>The smell of spent catridges filled their being as the two elder teachers stalked through the blood-drenched halls.
>Celestia breathed it in, the strong smell of copper and the sickly sweetness of corpses.
>The tinge of gunpowder followed as their rampage continued through the halls.
>A student to Luna's left was blown in half by Celestia's shotgun, as Luna ventilated Ms. Cheerilee
"Good shot, sister"
>Celestia smiled at Luna, wiping away the blood covering her cheek.
"Thank you Luna. Shall we head into the library next?"
>Luna nodded her consent.
>They turned the corner, Luna getting ready to burst into the library.
>Celestia stopped her with a hand and a sweet smile.
"Don't forget the silencers, Sister. This is a library after all."
>Luna sneered, but did as commanded, affixing a silencer to her pistol as Celestia did hers.
"Your sense of humor has always escaped me, Celest."
>Celestia smiled widely and kicked the door open.
>The students who had fled their for safety screamed in agony as bullets ripped through them
>Celestia and Luna were like machines, unloading round after round into the students attempting to hide from them.
"P-please..."
>The students that had yet to be murdered whimpered, trying to hide behind a bookcase
"M-mercy.."
>Celestia smiled benignly, her eyes twinkling merrily.
"It would seem I'm out of mercy, dear students."
>They screamed, their bodies drilled through by a hail of bullets.
>Luna glanced out of the library's nearest window, where the pool was located.
"Celestia, students are running out on us through the pool's gate."
>Celestia waved her off
"Take care of them."
>Luna stalked over to the window, throwing the it open with a shout
"POOLS CLOSED!"
>Students and faculty alike screamed as Luna sent out another volley of bullets

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>>30724210
fuck me. I forgot the trip.

>>30720410
>>30724210
Oh god yes! Continue! Also, I enjoyed the silencer in the library pun.

>>30724210
>"POOLS CLOSED!"

I read that with her royal canterlot voice in my head, kek

>>30724363
I wonder how many people remember that line...

Ah, the good old days.

one last bump for the night. I've got tomorrow and Tuesday off, expect more updates.

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT TO PAINT IT BLACK

>>30725043
nice, but don't rush anything. stay cheeki breeki

Meme

REVIVE

>>30724378
AIDS and stingrays and stingrays with AIDS

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>this thread
I come back after a month to see this. Never change, you lunatics.

>>30725043
Godspeed

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Bump

I wonder what's Stlat doing

Should we do this thread again? It has high meme potential.

>>30733018
Maybe we should go back to the Bully thread?
Sadnon where are you?

BUMP FUCK OFF PAGE 10!

>>30724210
POOL'S CLOSED MOTHERUCKERS! I loved that part.

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>>30703229
>School Shooter Thread

Oh Hell yes.

>>30735856
Kek

>>30735856
MY SIDES!

B U M P

>>30739337

>>30740079

>>30708638
/k/ek

>>30740892
Nice pun.

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Bump

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>>30724210

"It seems we are almost at an end, Sister."
>Celestia looked over to Luna, who was checking her now empty clip.
>They had brought plenty of ammunition, but not an unlimited supply
"It would seem so, Sister."
>Celestia smiled benignly at her younger sister.
>Luna hesitated to turn away, her gaze locked onto the sister who had loved her all her life
>Had support her every decision
>Been there for her
>And she feels content
>Luna's mistakes were in the past, now. Now they're just here, together.
>The burnt smell of casings and gunpowder lingered in the library, burning at their noses and making their eyes water
>Though perhaps they were just on the verge of crying
>Luna couldn't tell, and neither could Celestia.
>Celestia spoke to luna, her softly melodious voice drifting through the room like the gentle hums and buzzes of summer
"Shall we- together?"
>Luna nodded, her throat constricting as tears lingered in the corners of her eyes
"Anything left to say?"
>Celestia, her serene gaze and impeccable lightness that lingered even in her old age shook her head.
"What about you, dear Luna? You have always been more of a poet than I."
>Luna bit her lip, her eyes closing in thought.
"You softened my heart of stone. You will die, and with you, my last warm feelings for Humanity. I wish not to linger after your death, Beloved Sister."
>Celestia hummed, clasping her hands in front of her and rocking back and forth
>She closed her eyes and bowed her head, in almost a silent prayer.
"I admin that was more... Depressing than I would have preferred."
"We can't all be sunshine and rainbows, Beloved Sister. Any final words for you?"
>Celestia hummed once more, deep in thought
"I suppose I have changed my mind. It seems to happen more often in my old age."
>Luna didn't smile at Celestia's joke, she simply waited with a blank face. Waited for her sister.
"I think you'll like this one, Lulu. Let us run the risk of wearing out, rather than rusting out."

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>>30743276
>Luna was as blank faced and stoic as she always was, though a distinct downturn of her brow showed her annoyance at her sister's sense of humor.
>Celestia chuckled, her tone deepening into a more morose tune.
"At the same time, then?"
>Luna nodded her consent, her hand shaking as her pistol rose to point at Celestia's heart.
>Celestia copied her, a small smile on her face.
"3..."
>Luna breathed in sharply.
"2..."
>This was it. They would join together at the gates of heaven, or perhaps in the pits of Tartarus.
"1..."
>Their gazes exploded into white, as their bodies slumped, boneless, to the floor.
>Forevermore.

>>30724210
God, now i remember why i keep coming back to this fuckhole

>>30743298
Neat

>>30743298
Majestic.

Ahhhhhhhh

>>30743276
>>30743298
Ayo where the edge at? Only good thing about this was the boneless peetzer at the end.

>>30745780
Not everything is about edge and death and gruesomeness. Raw and pure emotions are just as important, especially for the finale. Gimme another prompt lads.

Bump for more pew pew sticks.
Or revive the Bully thread and post there?

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>>30747908
>Or revive the Bully thread and post there?
I want to believe.

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>>30707836
>Tfw you kill people on your school shooting with a gun rather than decapitating them with your own eye

Babump

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>>30748020
AYYY My Nigga Stlat. It's up to you my man, I just made this thread as a joke. Just put a reply in this thread with the link to the new one.

should I go post a sad story about pony abuse in the Slave Pones thread to piss off those whiteknight faggots?

>>30749854
Of course.

>>30715649
Why would he be on /mlp/?

>>30720358
I like the idea of a green where the bullying was largly justified such as flutterzoo

After someone poisons Fluttershy's pets, she starts poisoning the school

After someone poisons Fluttershy's pets, she starts poisoning the school

>>30750865
>>30750863
Awesome.

>>30750865
I want to see this

>>30743276
>clip
>on a pistol
Anon my inner /k/ is in turmoil.

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>>30752660

P M U B

>>30752660
Clips are the same things as a magazine arent they? :^)

>>30753971
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30755117
I mean really, why does it matter if there arent any differences between a clip and a magazine, or between a stock and a barrel.

>>30703229
>This joke thread was up 1 week.
Beautiful.

>>30756504
yeah I know. I'm surprised it lasted a fuckin day. I'm the one who made it, too. People say I'M the lunatic, yet you lot are keeping this thread afloat.

I actually like this concept, that's why I am bumping it.

fuckin... God damn it. I need another prompt or somethin from you sick fucks. I've got nothing better to do, and you deserve it for making a joke thread last more than a WEEK.

Fluttershy getting gangraped in school and shooting up the school but she says shit like "I-I will kill you now... if you don't mind." and "Oh I am sorry if that hurts"

>>30757454
sure.

>Her gaze was fixed on the ceiling of the small room she was in
>Unblinking. Unflinching. Unmoving.
>Every crack was examined over, and over, and over, and thrice more after that, just for good measure
>Her body was stiff, unmoving and unnaturally still.
>A dark bruise was formed on her left cheek, likewise over the bridge of her nose and her right eye
>Finger marks, large and masculine, curled around her throat
>Fluttershy was absolute in her stoicism, a catatonic shell that simply existed to exist.
>A body that, for all intents and purposes, wasn't inhabited.
>Her mind was replaying the scene, over and over and over again, clouding her mind and sending her deep into her thoughts.
>She still hadn't moved, hours after they had left her.
>Bloody, beaten, covered in their vile semen and sweat.
>Fluttershy couldn't stop thinking about it. Couldn't get it out of her head.
>It was there, the event playing over and over in her head
>It wouldn't leave her, it wouldn't abate in the slightest
>She wanted to cry, to call out for help and beg for mercy, but she couldn't
>Mercy had been taken away from her, innocence had been stripped from her very being.
>Existence for the sake of existing. She was not living.
>Not now, at the very least.
>Fluttershy's eyes finally seemed to sparkle in the dim lighting of the school broom closet.
>She looked around and gently sat up, a thin, cruel sneer on her face.
>Vaguely, as her mind was not yet completely her own, she registered the tears spilling down her bruised cheeks
>A dull ache in her chest reminded her of her grief, and her hurried heartbeat seemed to fill her ears
>Fluttershy's sneer dimmed as more of her mind returned.
>A soft whimper escaped her
>She turned on her side and curled into the fetal position
>Her face was buried into the knees hugged to her chest as she started to wail into them
>A dry, hacking sob filled the tiny room as her frame shook from head to toe
.

>>30757502
I really like your style of writing.

>>30757510
how so? I tend to not fluff my writing if that's what you mean, I try to remove all the bullshit and just focus on hard, raw emotion. I write everything in the moment just for that reason, because I can clearly see the direction I want for a story, and I can visualize the emotions I want to put into every word.

>>30757521
I like the way you describe the after rape scene and FS thoughts and feelings.

B A M P

PUMP

>page 9

Shamefur

>>30757502
Continue sir

>>30757761

bump. I'm gonna be busy today, tomorrow, and monday, so don't expect updates until tuesday at the earliest. I will still take prompts and any questions you fags have, for later.

Up to page 1

Bully thread when?

>>30714886

>>>30714182