Would you still love your waifu if she only spoke in ebonics

>>30702579
AYO HOL UP
So whatchu sayin' is
*smacks lips profusely*
You sayin--
*hooks thumbs into belt*
You sain' my waifu finna drop a fly mixtape?

>>30702579
Fuck no. I love Twilight because she's prsctically the opposite of a nigger.

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>>30702598
>>30702592
>"Ay Yo Come on Anon! You should try an' be mo' supportive o' muh motha fuckin career choices. ah really think ah can become uh great artist! Why you gotta try an hold a nigga back? Don' make me come ova there by bitch!"

>>30702592
"...s-second door on the right, I guess...?"

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>>30702579
I'd find it funny as fug and even see it as super endearing.
But something tells me she already speaks ebonics.

>>30702592
>>30702608

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>30702620
>Ebonic
>Weedster
So she would become Bob Marley?

>>30702579
What is ebonics?

>>30702579
No Kikongo or any derivatives. If they can be somewhat civilized, then maybe.

>>30702626
You know what...maybe.
I bet she's an art school dropout too.
I don't know why I like loser girls. It's always been a fetish of mine.

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>>30702592
LY: Yo, Anon's a mutha fuckin' bitch ass nigga.

BB: We be representin' Ponyville, our hooves on the triggas!

LY: He's always runnin' around, tellin' us ponies >rape.

BB: That's why we beat up and pistol whipped that dumb ape!

>>30702631
A lifelong speech impediment caused by growing up around niggers.

Not nessarily black people mind you, as there are plenty of black people who can speak English just fine, but specifically niggers. I'm sorry I can't phrase that more delicate, but there really isn't a better way to explain it.

>>30702706
it's perfectly clear, anon, relax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pnKBPSoeQE

>>30702579
She would have to wear a ballgag when we had sex, so she doesn't kill my boner by making me laugh at her stupid slang, but other than that I think I could deal with it

>>30702650
>anon nervously wonders if he's going to be mugged.

>>30702579
Why is this my fetish...

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Only if she becomes my sugar mommy and I can call her my nigger

>>30704349
>>30704291
>Patrician fetish confirmed.
Why don't you wanna have a bad down bitch as yo waifu?