These horses are girlfriends! They're going to get horsemarried!

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GLIMMY IS STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT!

>>30700893
Then eat horsewedding cake, and have a horsehoneymoon, and have lesbian horsesex, and then after a couple of horseyears when they feel horseready, one will go get artificially horseinseminated, and carry the horsefoal nearly to term before having an abrupt and tragic horsemiscarriage, then there will be horseanger, then horsedespair, and it will all end with a horsedivorce...

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>>30701055
I had an audible giggle.

>>30700893
What is that slimy pink thing my waifu is hugging?

>>30701076
I hugged ur waifus slimy pink thing last night
WITH MY COCK

>>30701076
You must be colorblind because that slimy thing is blue.

>>30700893
Celestia executes all dykes on the spot.

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>>30700893
Looks like it's time for another therapy session!

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>>30701319
>there is no greentext about Pence in equestria electrocuting the gay horses as is his god given right.

>>30700893
CELESTIA HATES FAGS

THANKS CELESTIA FOR CHANGELLING ATTACK

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>>30700893

*double dicks your path*

>>30701567
Dammit Spike, why you gotta look so good with your spines pulled back. Makin' me feel all homosexual an' shit with that white stuff all over yo' face, damn...
>>30701055
Horse Divorce Court must be weird. Wonder if Cadance oversees it.

>>30700893
not if i make them taste my human mayonnaise

>>30700928
Yeah, and Trixie isn't suicidal.

>>30701223
>>30701319
>>30701362
>>30701526
>>>/pol/
if you want mlpol to be a regular thing you have to accept that some horses are degenerates

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>>30701526
One cookie has been deposited to your funds.

>>30701055
>horsedivorce
Excuse you, it's spelt Hors d'oeuvre