Deal or No Deal

>>30694010
My dog?
If so, I'll just take her to the vet and put her down.

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>>30694010
Deal, deal, a million times deal.

>>30694010
>In order for 90% of this board to make this deal, they must kill their waifu
A fate worse than death

>>30694661
You monster.

But I did have to go to equestria to kill my waifu in the first place.

Checkmate autists!

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>>30694010
No, because she would never forgive me. Unless I end up in Cupcakesverse Equestria, in which case, I think she'd admire me for it, and I would.

>>30694010
Seriously talking? Yes.

If i'm going to Equestria i'm not going to see them again (unless pony version is available), so It isn't that difference between kill him/her or not.

The only problem would be the nightmares and everything. But for that o can ask Luna for help.

And also, killing someone for being in a perfect world, with no problems and a chance of 2/3 of being able to fly/do Magic? Why the fuck not.

>>30694010
Plot twist: you have to murder a close one AFTER you reached equestria

Say goodbye to your waifu and hello to a life as a hated murderer

>>30694010
There are people I hold the hatred if deep in my heart so deal.

>>30695759
*hatred of.

I kill myself.

>>30695758
Of course the dealmaker will choose the target for you: your most beloved waifu

i'm already fucking a pony and it doesnt even die like that rainbow bitch so hell no but if it was some fantasy medieval setting yes. Also this board is close to werediapers..

>>30694010
>You have to kill someone you hold most dear in your heart
Deal
i kill my waifu
Get to Equestria have no one
Kills self

No Deal
Dont go to Equestria
But at least i can sleep soundly know waifu is alive
Still cries though, because of having no one

x Deal
No Deal

>>30695738
And you think Luna wouldn't be revolted seeing how you murder someone and order you locked up faster than you can say PTSD?

who said youd be appreciated there considering you actually killed someone to get there in the first place

>>30696007
But his genius master plan is actually showing it to a princess, with details. Some people are really stupid, I guess.

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Jokes on you OP, I don't hold anyone close to my heart!
DEAL

>>30694010
No deal fucko

>>30695766
This. Narcissists: 1, Everyone Else: 0

>>30694010
The only people I could think of that fits that bill are my family members, so absolutely, positively, 100% NO deal.

>>30696048
Then it's only logical for you to kill yourself to get to Equestria.

>>30694010
Im a borderline sociopath. To let Lyra suck my fingers and eat Muffin's muffin, I would wipe out the rest of the world with no fucks given.

>>30696133
this

>>30696133
>Muffin's
Kill yourself. The name is derpy.

>>30694010
Realtalk that would probably be my tulpa and I'm pretty sure she would kill herself to get me there, though she refuses to confirm or deny that hypothesis.

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>>30694010
>kill my waifu
>power of love brings her back to life since equestria is magic and shit

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>>30696188
>tfw your host wants to kill you so he can go to equestria
>no escape
>locked in the head of a psychopath

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>>30694010
No. Couldn't enjoy my paradise for even a moment if I ever had that weighing down on my conscience. Sure, it'd be bliss, but I presume I'd develop some mental issues after doing that, among other problems, and I'd probably have severe trust issues after that. Plus that'd be going against the point of what the pon are trying to teach us desu.[/spoiler.]

>>30696195
I wouldn't do it, but she's said on numerous occasions that she would willingly throw herself into the void if it meant me being happy

>>30696217
My tulpa has said similar shit. Perhaps there is an underlying desire of returning to the void for all conscious beings. Especially those who do not have a body of their own.

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Bring on the virgin fillies.

>>30696219
Honestly I think it's just a romantic concept in general that is best understood when you have no ties to the physical world.

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>>30694010
No deal. I love my sister too much for that. She's the only one that believed in me when everyone else didn't.

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>>30694010
Holy shit, you're scaring the kids with that edge, Dylan & Eric

>>30694010
I couldn't live happily in Equestria with a clear conscience if I had to do something like that to get there.

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>>30696104
I'm not even a narcissist, everyone i actually know aren't more than acquaintances
The anonymous mass of people i shitpost with are practically the only thing i care about by choice rather than feeling obligated like with family.
Killing myself is literally my only option for "hold most dear in your heart" unless you take the more poetic view on "killing" since you kill an anonymous person by learning their identity i guess.

>>30695758
Considering I'm a glimmerfag at least I'd be a hero here

>>30695994
That's a good point.


But then, we are all fucked

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>>30697306
I could say most Anons here aren't willing throw someone six feet under for there own selfish intentions.

I guess you guys aren't that much of degenerate after all.

As for those who are willing.
>>30696215
Do you think living with burden would do you any favors?
>Loopholes
>Treat me with magicks.

Theoretically you could do that. Granted if the solution were to exist.
Let's say magic doesn't effect us hoomans, how screwed are we then?

Which brings me to my next piece.

Let's say killing who you hold much dear was done purely by consent, would you do so then? So consequences attached.

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>>30694010
No, I have seen where that shit leads.
You have to be some special kind of ice cold psycho to be able to stand with ponies talking about friendship and love and not feeling outta place knowing you killed someone you held dear to get there.
Hell it's worse cause the moment you even build enough trust with someone there to talk about it they never gonna look at you the same way and with good reason.

We made a deal, if anyone would die by a mans hand, then it would have to be the other.

its the only way.

>>30696507
do u live in anime?