ITT: Travel to Kids Youtube
Bring Something Back
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZGutF5Cwd4
>>30692498
>kids youtube
>those first and last videos
What
>>30692498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyMBerqPQrQ
>>30692498
They really need to start cracking down on this shit. Anyone know if reporting does anything?
>>30692520
Youtube is probably in on it. Jewish owned, after all.
>>30692510
I don't know why but recently there's been a ton of channels popping up making thousands of generic kid videos with popular cartoons characters, most of them being nursery rhymes.
For some reason, a lot of the videos on these seemingly out of nowhere channels are some really weird shit obviously not intended for children, like this little piggy but the piggies are zombie Donald Trump in a bikini
>>30692520
Probably not
there's so fucking much of it
these channels pump these things out almost hourly
>>30692539
>recently
It's been happening for more than a fucking year already
I think you could write a thesis in Child Psychology based on these video trends
apparently kids are super curious about pregnancy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUmBVg1LFT8
>>30692544
Well, there is another method, C&D's
Who wants to make this a faproulette?
Ponk under attack
>>30692774
sorry wrong thread
>>30692544
Why did you watch some of these?
>>30692879
because my dick demanded it
>>30692539
They're trying to cash in on google algorithms
I swear these things are made by some A.I. program with a vague understanding of humanity
>>30692520
>>30692539
This shit's been going on for a few years now and youtube is only just now doing something about it, maybe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC_mFqVgheE
>0:44
>Inappropriate use of family entertainment characters in a video will get it demonetized
Also a it's been talked about on a few other boards so you're not the only one's confused and disgusted by this horseshit.
>>30693096
Yeah it's gotten really prominent in the last 2 years
Only recently has so much of it been Pony related though
And look how much BRAD there is...
In case you're wondering, most of these are made by AIs at this point. Abusing the youtube algorithms, pumping out "content" at an absudrd rate to stay on top of the "charts", trying to get 5 year olds to randomly click on their flashy thumbnails because 5 year olds don't give a flying shit about the quality of the video long as it has vaguely recognizeable shapes moving across the screen and funny sounds now and again. I don't know if that makes them more or less creepy.
>>30692498
>Rarity riding a black horse
>>30693240
>>30693240
soon it will be riding HER
>>30693240
>>30693374
BAZING-UUUUUUUUUUUURP-A
>>30692498
I cannot for the life of me stop watching these things
They are the most unintentionally funny things I have ever seen
>>30693421
What video is that from?
>>30693438
OP video. 4:58
>>30692498
I actualy like some of this stuff.
I laughed my arse off when twilight fucking drop kicked flash into the pool.
>>30693096
>Inappropriate use of family entertainment characters in a video will get it demonetized
This is a dangerous policy.
>>30692498
I was ready to get mad at spiderman crying over getting kocked out of a race but then he didn't
Good work writers.
>30692498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sagg08DrO5U&ab_channel=HutchTouch
https://youtu.be/P7_EvHtj6OI
>>30692498
>Profanity
>Drunk driving
>Excessive drinking
>Hit and run
>Framing an innocent person
>Bra stuffing
>Infidelity
>Theft
>Manslaughter
Totally appropriate for the target audience of very small children
Literally what the fuck
>>30693853
No, it isn't.
You can get revenue from other sources and you can upload to other sites. Youtube is a private platform and they can do what the wish with it.
Would I prefer it if they were more laissez faire with this kind of stuff? Yea, of course. That being said I understand that that a lot of big advertisers are skittish about this kind of shit and will pull out if they feel like the moderation on Youtube isn't up to snuff.
Demonetization isn't that big of a deal. It sucks for the people who rely on monetization, sure, but they should learn to diversify like any sensible person would.
If you want something to groan about then groan about restricted/limited videos on Youtube. Demonetization is just the free market at work.
Still better than Kim Possible's videos
>>30694321
The best thing to groan about is the length focused system that replaced the view focused system and fucks over animators.
>>30694060
I like the narative in the first half.
You can thank autoplay for this shit.
>give toddler/young child your ipad
>they just let autoplay take them wherever
>algorithms eventually take them to these spam content channels
>???
>profit
https://youtu.be/sjNHuqM9FAA
>>30695295
>friends son has own ipad
>"It keeps him quiet and out of my hair, bro, lol"
>sets him up a ninja turtles playlist
>some time passes and I ask if he's enjoying turtles
>says yeah, he likes the part where they go to the store
>what
>ask him to show me
>algorithm had him watching some faggots toy channel where he goes to toys r us, buys tmnt figures and unboxes them
I don't understand the appeal of surprise eggs.
>>30695297
Oh look it's part of that Vietnamese cult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UisOMOrDHFU
>>30695445
what's a surprise egg?
>>30692518
what the fuck is actually happening?
>>30693240
>2nd row, 5th column
AHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
>>30694801
underrated post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7_EvHtj6OI
>Twilight and Flash go to the beach
>Twilight gets undressed and is sad for some reason
>Rainbow chad shows up and turns twilight into a Mermaid, abducts her
>Fat spiderman turns flash into a mermaid and swims off
>Meanwhile under the sea Rainbow Chad attempts to rape Twilight but is saved by (not fucking joking here) Flounder from the Little Mermaid, who calls him a little shit
>Rainbow Chad kills him with a battleaxe and traps Twilight in a web
>Flash back to Pinkie, Rainbow Dash (not Rainbow Chad) and Fluttershy in someone's loungeroom
>Spike runs by as a dog with some scissors and cuts their clothes off
>He then does exactly the same for Twilight, Rarity and Sonata
>Video ends with a full, top to bottom camera pan of Principal Celestia's body, all the way down to her sandals
>Spike attempts to get groovy with her, she knocks him away and thinks this is crying-laughing emoji levels of hilarious
>This process then repeats with a scantily-clad ApplejackAll I had to do was walk away, never was the exit closed, but god help me, I wanted to see what would happen
>>30696228
It's like a slowmotion train wreck
you can't stop it but you can't look away
>>30696228
>Fat spiderman in a police officer's uniform
>The ending
I... what?
>>30695269
This
>>30696189
(((YouTube))) brainwashing children by working with (((Hasbro)))
the usual
>>30696259
>((((((((((((((DE JOOZ))))))))))))))))))
wow dude nice post
>>30696262 ))))))
>>30696269
back to your containment board faggot
>>30696270
>back to your containment board faggot
/mlp/? Already here Schlomo.
>>30696270
back to YOUR containment board, faggot
>>>/lgbt/
I'm genuinely afraid to even imagine how these people who grew up on youtube will act in their 20s.
>>30697612
even more degenerate than furries
>>30695325
this is how skynet infects the living
>>30696228
This is amazing, I hope the beach episode we'll get will be just as exciting.
>>30699524
unf