How would Maud react if I kissed her on the cheek?

A quick takedown and dislocation of your shoulder.

>>30691780
I don't know, how would you react if some ugly faggot kissed your cheek, OP.

>>30691788
I would PUNCH him because I'm not GAY

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>>30691780
Tiny smile.

>>30691788
I mean, I couldn't complain, beggars can't be choosers.

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>>30691780

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>>30691780
>''Don't do that again Anon.''

>>30691780
I imagine a slight blush and pushing you away. I don't see her as being the type to hurt another for that kind of stuff.

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>>30691780

"Anon, what are you doing?"

>>30691780
Hamburgers everywhere.

>>30692373
>"Showing you that I'm a true autist too so you and Starlight can accept me into the club"

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>>30691780
she wouldn't.

"Sorry, anon. You don't have enough planes of cleavage for me, and your greasy luster is a real turn off. Also, Pinkie told me your dick's softer than Gypsum."

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>>30692392
"Show me your ree face."

>>30692377
haburgers?

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>>30691780
If the comics are of any indication, a completely blank, silent stare coupled with ultra-intense inner turmoil.

So, even cuter.

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>>30691780
id rather plant a kiss between her cheeks.

>>30693068
but what if she farted

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>>30693068
I'd rather plant another body part inside that, if you catch my drift.

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>>30691780

>>30693058
>If the comics are of any indication
They aren't

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>>30692120
Mauds a cute those few times she smiles.

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>>30693104
Shame, I liked the idea.

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>>30693074

She'd say thanks, and blink

>>30693104
You are almost as autistic as she is.

>>30691780
I want to slap her is that fine with you.

>>30693068
>>30693074

What if she let loose the liquid shit she was holding in for so long?

ftfy

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>>30693074

Tell me more.

>>30693774
I would if i could write, sorry man.

>>30693774

For the love of all that's holy, please no,.

>>30694286
For the love of all that's holy, please yes.

>>30693774
You're disgusting.

>>30694364
>a ponies heavenly flatus
>disgusting

by kissing you back
BUT
always with blank face

>>30695500
that's hot

page 9

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Maud will show me what a REAL kiss is like.

>>30694364

>"You're disgusting!"
>"I sure showed him"
>goes back to looking at hyper dicks on mares

Yep.

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>>30696618

>>30696618
more like he goes back to fapping to vanilla porn of 1 man and 1 woman having normal intercourse. not that i think animated james fetish up there is great, but to each their own.

>>30696734

I highly doubt that. If there's one thing I've learned about this fandom, from my six years experience, it's that most bronies/horsefuckers are degenerates. I would be VERY surprised if he looked at normal porn at all.

>>30696605
Who the fuck is she kissing? I can see a closed eye. Is this APA?

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>>30692512

>>30693774
>>30693134
Are you sure about that?
You better not stand near them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYqXyx68dR0

>>30697305

They're not real horses, you stupid shit.

>>30692333
*kisses again*

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>>30697324
You were warned, Anonymous

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>>30697331
I regret nothing.

>>30697312
You're right they probably fart even worse, since they eat a lot of the same stuff a real horse does and all of the same junk food we do as well.

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>be the only human in Equestria, having arrived through a series of unlikely events
>also thoroughly disliked because, as you're a brony, you're fat, stinky, covered in zits, and aggressively affectionate
>every pony avoids you like you have syphilis
>leave your Celestia-fianced home (basically a containment unit) one day
>see a pony you've yet to harass
>Maud doesn't see you coming
>you press your sweat-stained man-tits against her back and give the top of her head a kiss
>she recoils, wide-eyed and panicked
>she's showing much more emotion right now than she ever did in the show
>"Don't touch me you autistic faggot!"
>Maud launches herself head-first into your knee
>said knee snaps backwards, completely destroyed
>you collapse in a blubbering heap, shrieking like an infant and crying sour green tears
>Maud huffs and trots off, only regaining her usual stoic composure several hours later
>you're completely ignored; no pony comes to your aid
>eventually you muster up enough energy to crawl about five feet
>a carriage rolls by and crushes your spine
>now completely paralyzed, you lie there for nearly a week, eventually succumbing to exposure
>your carcass is collected by ponies in biohazard suits and burned in the public square
>Maud seeks counseling over her traumatic experience

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>>30697359

I'm alright with this

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>>30697414
Me too.

Bump, this thread is very important

>>30699024
Thanks, Lori

>>30697379
this is my fetish

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>>30697414
>Bottom

>>30693111
Agreed, this is one of the few times I actually like something the comics have to offer.