JoJo Thread #18 - "Equestria Jo-Girls" Edition

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>>30689805
For easy Stand-making and free bumps, here's the automatic one-of-a-kind Stand Generator.

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html

And now that you have a Stand of your own, why not put it to the test in an All Star Battle?

Lots of Stands have come out of these threads, both powerful and creative, so what's so wrong with a little competition? Let's see who comes out on top!

>Pick any stands from these threads and come up with a battle!
>Example: [Tuesday Heartbreak] vs. ｢Party Party Party｣
>And if you're feeling really creative, you could write multiple stand users fighting, either in groups or be a huge battle royal.
>Example: The Mane 6 vs. the Power Ponies
>And in true JoJo fashion, feel free to get creative with it. Maybe write a conflict that isn't a straight up battle.
>Example: A Stand user has to deliver something in an hour's time, and another wants to keep it from getting to the destination at all costs.

We've had a lot of ASBs so far.
A four Anon free-for-all: http://pastebin.com/nYizqLre
Or the Triple Pink Ponkdown!: http://pastebin.com/0GKTJbDC
Two swordsmen matching wits in the city: http://pastebin.com/xYJpFFD1
And even seen a team-up to save the world: http://pastebin.com/AUjwjBcF

But we still ask ourselves... do we stand a chance against the Joestars themselves?

>Jonathan vs. [Fire in the Church]
http://pastebin.com/si7M9A9f
>Giorno Giovanna VS Erich Rammstein
http://pastebin.com/Atks9007
>Jolyne Cujoh Vs. [Saturn's Children]
https://pastebin.com/YbMARP67

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>>30689808
If you're new, here's our JOJO PONE GREEN INDEX to help you find which stories you're interested in. Stories are listed alphabetically by writefag, with links to pastebins and, for some, short bumpers.

>Rammstein's Bizarre Adventure: (Ace_Sorou)
Erich Rammstein is a NatSoc and stand user living in Canterlot that gets often dragged to battles against other stand users. And his sister is a cute. A CUTE!
Status: ONGOING
All chapters here: http://pastebin.com/u/Ace_Sorou

>Dimensional Link: (A-non moose)
Pinkie Pie stabs Anon with the Stand Arrow, thus granting him a Stand. And everything is fine and dandy, until said arrow becomes Twilight's Stand. Now Anon and his pony friends need to find a way to create a new arrow and give it back to Pinkie's family because tradition... or is that all?
Status: ONGOING
All chapters here: http://pastebin.com/u/A-nonMoose

>Stan(d)on in Equestria:(AusAnon)
Rainbow Dash mysteriously develops the Stand ｢ANONYMOUS｣, which has its own will, and they quickly become friends. But when the shadowy ｢NIGHTMARE｣ returns to Equestria, it is up to them to fight it and any other Stand user that gets in their way.
Status: ONGOING
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/AusAnon
Bumper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5xplWNiyJY

>MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC: (Cameo)
After Twilight and Starlight prod Anon's soul in an attempt to give him magic, his "Soul Stone" shatters everywhere, granting anypony in contact with it a stand. Anon also develops a stand, but a new threat comes to Equestria, trying to get a hold of the soul shards and get rid of Anon and his friends in the process...
Status: ONGOING
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/Creamymemedaddy

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>Moondancer Makes Friends (Cameo)
Antisocial Ramona "Moondancer" Danzig watches as all her peers are murdered at the Summer Sun Celebration by an cruel, unknown assailant. Then she wakes up, 19 days earlier, with a chance to find the killer's identity and stop the massacre. But even with her strange new ability, ｢The Distiller｣, she won't be able to do it alone...
Status: ONGOING
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/Creamymemedaddy

>Care Root's Bizarre Adventure: (Ditherer)
When Stands become normal in CHS, the antisocial loser Care Root gets one that burns up his own future with every use. After a chance encounter with his soulmate, that future suddenly changes, making him one of the most dangerous Stand users in play. Will he survive the conspiracies raging across Canterlot when even victory can burn up his reason for fighting?
Status: ONGOING
All Parts: http://pastebin.com/u/Ditherer
Bumper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1TtQlytu08

>Coco's Bizarre Adventure: Nothing's Kingdom (Ditherer)
On the night King Sombra reconquers Equestria and sends the Elements into comas, Coco Pommel falls off her balcony, sorts out her life, and gets saved by a mysterious power before she hits the ground. With the power of Stand, she ventures beyond Manehattan to foil Sombra's plans, save civilization, and - most importantly - revive Rarity.
Status: ONGOING
All Parts: http://pastebin.com/u/Ditherer or http://www.fimfiction.net/story/328442
Bumper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jrey7WWrYg

>Bon Bon's Bizarre Badventure (Ditherer)
Ponyville's resident grump Bon Bon gets dragged by Lyra Heartstrings to Fillydelphia's chintzy Alternate History Museum, and discovers the fringe science really has something to it when they both wind up in an apocalyptic universe, and find they're not alone.
Status: Complete
All Parts: http://pastebin.com/C7rsbsjk

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>>30689823
>Marble Pie's Bizarre Adventure (Ditherer)
The Pie Family has prospered for generations through the magical energy of a strange meteorite. When rogue author-adventurer A.K. Yearling steals it for the good of the world, Maud, Limestone and Marble have one week to recover it before the farm goes bust.
Status: ONGOING
All Parts: http://pastebin.com/Xbqcj7qn
Bumper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRyGJ7BhiCo

>French Anon's Bizarre Adventure: (FrenchAnon)
Anon is an intern in the SpeedWagon Foundation, but after a terrorist attack during an experiment with a stand arrow, he is transported to Canterlot High...
Status: ONGOING
All Parts: http://pastebin.com/u/JosefJoestar

>Stand by Me: (FuckFaceMcGee)
Anon Y. Mous, your slacker green weeb, becomes really close with his purple neighbour Twilight Sparkle. After watching Jojo together, Twilight develops an "Evoker", which is capable of granting a stand to whomever is shot by it. Flash Sentry, in a fit of jealousy, steals the Evoker and starts creating an army of stand users to get in the way of Twilight and Anon's relationship.
The OG story!
Status: The author is on a hiatus.
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/515d4KLQ
Bumper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh_MH7jyaYY

>Anon's Stando Adventure: (Omnee)
Anon gets invited by Celestia to check the "Sovereign Arrow", an ancient relic said to grant powers to whomever survives being stabbed by it. After messing with it, Anon is capable of wielding the power of Stand, but apparently a shady group is coming for his life. And either by bad luck or destiny, his friends get stabbed with the arrow and get Stands of their own.
Status: The author is on a hiatus.
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/Omnee_Potent

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>>30689833
>[Black Racers] (Omnee)
In the wake of attacks on Equestria, the Mane 6 and Anonymous take on the power of Stands. But when the villains get the drop on them, their leader takes the opportunity to perform an 'experiment' with her ability, [Hydrogen]. Now Anon has been fused to Applejack, combining their powers into a new Stand, and setting both on a path toward revenge.
Status: The author is on a hiatus.
All chapters: https://pastebin.com/UnBcMGhE

>Kira Visits Horseland: I Want It All (Omnee)
Yoshikage Kira, after the events of Part 4, awakens in Equestria with a downgraded version of his stand. Now, under a false identity, he plans to get back his powers and his quiet life.
Status: The author is on a hiatus.
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/Omnee_Potent

>Friendship's Bizarre Adventure Part one! The Dark Side of the Moon (Phase 2)
Jovial Journey, a.k.a. Jojo, is a talented psychiatrist in Equestria assigned to council Princess Luna. But after she becomes Nightmare Moon, it is up to Jojo, Celestia and other ponies to stop her from resurrecting Discord.
Status: This story has not been updated in a while.
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/DNZ6FD9q

>Pinkie Pie's Bizarre Adventure: Pinkie's Destiny / A Series of Unfortunate Events (Sofuto)
Pinkie's always secretly had her Stand, ｢Party Party Party｣, ready for some physics-defying shenanigans. But when the Cakes trust her to deliver their greatest concoction to Canterlot, it turns out that she isn't the only one on the train with a special ability, and her cargo isn't close to safe. Can she solve the MMMystery and come out on top?
Status: ONGOING
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/Sofuto

>Daring Do and the Arrows of Marapore.feat Ziggy (StarAnon)
Mild-mannered Ziggy Stardust is sent to negotiate with A.K. Yearling on behalf of her publisher, only to become embroiled in a Daring Do adventure featuring some especially magical arrows.
Status: Complete
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/9fSMNBDh

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>>30689846
>Interview with a Stand User (StarAnon)
Featherweight is a sick child staying in Canterlot's Hospital. His condition gets worse quickly and so do his hopes of living, until one day his mother brings a quirky character to visit him.
Set after the events of "Daring Do and the Arrows of Marapore"
Status: Complete
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/dqnGFj3m

>Cat Armed Phenomena (StarAnon)
Flitter and Cloudchaser, the Stand-wielding Storm Sisters, find their occupational luck changing when they get a job tracking down a very special missing cat. Unfortunately, they're not the only Stand users trying to get their hands on "Princess Blue"...
Set before the events of "Daring Do and the Arrows of Marapore"
Status: Complete
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/WP4W1KNm

>JoJo Green? It might be a thing: (Superkeaton)
Anon, a self proclaimed PSIE-ntist, wants to uncover the mysteries of Canterlot City, but he may be in more than he can handle.
The story is supposed to feature the stand [Beautiful Liar].
Status: This story has not been updated in a long while...
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/jLVdFdQV

>JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9: Cars & Chaos... and JoeJoe: (Writroplex)
JoeJoe is a student in Canterlot High that doesn't get along with anyone else, but after discovering he is part of the Joestar lineage, bizarre events may happen.
Status: ONGOING
All chapters: https://pastebin.com/Tz6dVnwJ

>Shizuka Joestar in Canterlot High (not the official title): (FightingPen)
Anon, a normal student in Canterlot High, is tasked to show the new student around the school. But not long after meeting Shizuka, he gets involved in a stand battle...
Status: This story has not been updated in awhile.
All chapters: None yet provided.

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>>30689874
And, lastly, a couple MLP/JoJo crossovers outside the thread that readers might also enjoy.

>Twisted Sunset
A (currently small) comic, in both Spanish and English, about Sunset Shimmer discovering the power of Stand within CHS, and the various bizarre goings-on inside her school.
http://derpibooru.org/tags/comic-colon-twisted+sunset

>MLPBA Part 1: Ponyville Central
On the thousandth anniversary of Nightmare Moon's banishment, Celestia's attempt to cleanse her sister with the power of an ancient Red Stone backfires, and its shards scatter across all Equestria. Now, her most faithful student must venture out to bring the pieces back together, and prevent dark forces from gathering them. 300K words, but no Part 2 in close to two years. "Embrace the spirit of Romanticism!"
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/267462

>Twilight's Bizarre Adventure
A secret pre-thread Jeff paste.
http://pastebin.com/eFMDdm64

Thanks for making the new thread Ditherer!
I'm looking forward to more video bumps and your seeeeecret factor project.

>>30689805
>Battle of the bands vs Battle of the stands
>Sonic Rainbooms vs Stardust Crusaders
>The fate of the world as
We know it vs The fate of the world as we know it.


I really love this op pic good choice ditherer, makes you realise the main groups goals / ambitions and what they face are quite similar.

I wonder what the stand stats for that giant alicorn which destroyed the sirens necklaces would be...

>>30691689
[Shine Like Rainbows]
>Can only be summoned when those bearing the Stands of Harmony Unite. The users can't call on their sands while [Shine Like Rainbows] is active. This stand can dispell anything disrupting harmony.

Destructive Power: None (Although it eliminates anything chaotic)
Speed: C
Range: A
Durability: E
Precision: A
Development Potential: E

More like a "Team Heart Attack" I guess.

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>>30692767
Forgot the Pic

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Reposting comfy ideas:

>Joseph and Pinkie go on a pranking marathon around Ponyville.
>Pucchi and Sister Andrews sharing among themselves their own idea of [HEAVEN].
>Johnny and RD as spectators on a Wonderbolt's race.
>Young Dazzlings meet and get inspired by Cars and his Pillar men.
>Snips and Snails learn how to pickup girls from Hol Horse.
>An older Sumire meets Ziggy's cat.
>A young Trixie learns magic tricks from her grandpa BT.
>SciTwi watches a documentary of the SWF with Joel.
>Spike and other pets listen a story about the legendary honcho of New York: Iggy the Fool.
>Valentine meets with Celestia over tea to discuss the various methods she's employed to keep her nation safe, and to share with her his fears and beliefs
>Diavolo runs and hides from everyone until he meets one of the CMC, who somehow manages to become his only friend
>Applejack comes to admire Mountain Tim for his charming demeanor, hardworking ways, and skill with a rope
>Fluttershy takes pity on Dolomiti's broken body and takes him in, intent on making friends with him and nursing him back to health
>Gappy and Yasuho have a couple's day out with Care and Derpy
>Twilight asks Josuke 8 (gappy) to show her the male human anatomy / body, she gets more then she bargains for in a cute and lewd way
>Old man Joseph telling stories from his youth at the Ponyville School House.
>Flitter and Cloudchaser having a girls night out with Jolyne and Hermes.
>Emporio playing with Angel and her friends in a ghost room.

>>30689805
bump

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>>30689846
>I got my own description 'n shit for my greentext
Ya... YATTAZO!
You know what? Fuck it, mate, I'm going to finish the rest of the next chapter tonight and post it if I can finish it in time. This is fucking amazing!

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>>30694803
Congrats Sofuto. You are one of us now!
May your greens make all of us Stand Proud.

>>30694803
Damnit I'm so confused and questioning myself when it comes to Arakis art style I LOVED part 1-early4 Fotns style where the manliness is extremely highlighted and detailed but then mid part 4 onwards Araki making his own style and making it faboulous style really gets me as well I love both but. I want both but can only have one. AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!

Since I never got a clear answer, I'll ask again in this thread.

As you probably know, I'm currently in the process of making a comic book, with the characters from my story being some of many heroes for my very own comic book universe. The events in Rammstein's Bizarre Adventure will, to an extent, mirror the pilot plot for Erich in my comic book universe. So while I do want people to buy my comic, that does not mean I want to stop posting this story here.

Which brings me to my question: Does anyone mind spoilers?

>>30695681
Nope

>>30695681
Not at all

>>30695681
Do it senpai

I've updated my pastebins with all the stands I thought up over the past threads
Requiem Stands: https://pastebin.com/LkDppmpc
Lewd antoganist stands: https://pastebin.com/LCK6iBft
Lewd side character stands: https://pastebin.com/rBkmrwmu
/co/ stands I never got to post in the /co/co's bizarre adventure threads: https://pastebin.com/NbPzUENW
Miscellaneous stands I thought up and posted: https://pastebin.com/J5p5FNSG

>>30695681
I don't mind the spoilers.

Give stats to the writefags based on their stories.

>>30697659
Writefag: [Sofuto]

Destructive Prose: C
Updating Speed: A
Stories Written: D
Use of pics: A
References made: A

>>30698646
Writefag: [StarAnon]

Destructive Prose: B
Updating Speed: C
Stories Written: A
Use of pics: B
References made: C

Stand Name: [MY WAY]
Stand user: [MY WAY] doesn't have a single user, but switches users whenever it's current user dies or has no further use for it. Once either of these two conditions happen, [MY WAY] will seek out an individual who is dissatisfied with their life but has the fighting spirit and will to change the world.
Stand appearance: Varies but always takes the form of readable material, like a tablet, book, or computer.
Stand abilities: [MY WAY] allows it's users to rewrite reality to an extent. This is done by the user selecting a target, at which point [MY WAY] will list the targets past, mental state, wants, and physical attributes. Once selected, the user can edit and change the person's history and reality will shift to accommodate the changes.

This effect is not limitless though. Users of [MY WAY] can only freely alter reality for targets that they have decent relationships with. All reality changes are imperceptible by the target and even stand users. However, if the user targets a person they aren't familiar with, [MY WAY] will shift the intended changes to a person the target is more familiar with. Severe personality changes and alterations will also greatly fatigue the user of [MY WAY], often bringing them close to death if they overuse their power. Lastly, all users of [MY WAY] achieve it for a fated purpose and one that changes the world for better or for worse. It's their choice what they do with [MY WAY] but whenever it appears the world is fundamentally changed.

Here's my take on making the Master PC trope a stand. I think it's pretty busted rn but it's something.

>>30689808
Here is some new tech for those who feel the stand generator was getting a bit stale.

http://spooky-ghostwriter.tumblr.com/jojo/standmaker

Now you can have some cool graphs to go with your stand!

>>30700322
>hit random just to see what would happen
>no power, durability, or potential
>c rank speed
>a rank percision
>infinite range
What kind of stand would this even be?

>>30700427
A stand that looks like a bolt action sniper rifle that changes the targets emotions or perception based on what color/pattern is on the bullet fired.

>>30700438
I like your style, anon

>>30700427
[Blue Hawai]

>>30700458
Shame I can come up with stand concepts easily enough but finding interesting ways for them to clash off each other is practically alien to me.

>>30700592
I know that feel

I'm thinking about starting a green once I get some time on my hands.
It's been incredibly hard to find any time lately since the horrible twist of events that I'll get into on another day. But I got a few ideas for some decent green.

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Stand names:[BLACK HOLE SUN] and [TIME TO WAKE UP]
Stand appearances:[BLACK HOLE SUN] has two components; one resembles its namesake, replacing the sun with a blackish purple orb of swirling darkness, and its primary form of attack. [TIME TO WAKE UP] resembles a marble statue of an alicorn, with the midsection of the body replaced with a ring of small rotating mirrors surrounding a glass orb, with its face obscured by a polished brass plate.
Stand abilities:[BLACK HOLE SUN] can only be activated by the user making physical contact with their target. once activated, the targets perception of the world changes to the stand, the sun turning into [BLACK HOLE SUN], the landscape becoming smooth porcelein, and the user being alone. [BLACK HOLE SUN] begins to form humanoid constructs from itself, resembling black versions of pic related.Said beings are fragile and weak, able to be easily destroyed and unable to do serious damage to the target, but every time the target makes physical contact with the beings or looks at [BLACK HOLE SUN], their vision slowly grows darker, culminating with the user being overwhelmed and beaten to death in pitch darkness. Since the targets perception of the world is altered, they can also injure or kill adjacent people in their attempts to fight off the beings only they can interact with. Constantly destroying the beings gradually wears out the user until the stand falls apart. Multiple people can be trapped at once.[TIME TO WAKE UP] can manipulate light on a rudimentary manner, including forming blinding lights, laser beams and simple constructs. Both stand users work together by trapping targets in [BLACK HOLE SUN]s world and blinding them, until either [TIME TO WAKE UP] lures them as the only light source they can see, until it vaporizes them up close, or they perish under a sea of blag glass figures.

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HOT NEW GREENTEXT COMING THROUGH

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Previously, on The 「Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness」: Pinkie's Story...
https://pastebin.com/TnJafh4d

>You've fallen off the train with a glass shard in your hoof
>Applejack's huddled around you, making sure that you won't die with what little medical knowledge she has
>You're not sure how, but the day's suddenly turned a whole lot worse for you
>If the both of you don't find help soon, you're both going to die stranded in the desert

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>Back to square one, except this time, there's no doubt that you can't get back to the train
>Well, in hindsight, it could definitely be much, MUCH worse
>You don't think anything is broken (you hope), you believe that you did a number on 「Pride and Joy」 (you hope), and you think Applejack's alright (you know)
>Even if, you know, you have a glass shard in your hoof
>You're not a quick healer like the unicorns, but you can at least perform some self-surgery (as painful as it may be)
"Look away, Applejack. This'll be real quick! 「PPP」, do your magic."
>Averting her eyes, Applejack attempts to look into the distance, for possible shade, maybe even some sort of civilization
>All she sees are trees on hills amongst a barren landscape, which probably won't help much
>You? Oh, you're taking out the glass shard by making it "fall" out of your hoof
>「PPP」 isn't really a helpful ability in that aspect, but hey, what goes goes
>Except holy CRAP does it sting
>Serves you right for not using anaesthetic while taking out a glass shard in your hoof
"Ow... AJ? Have you found anything interesting?"
>"Nuthin'."
>Cursing in your head, you look at your now bleeding hoof in scorn
>If you had taken care of 「Pride and Joy」, you wouldn't have been in this mess, and look where it's gotten you
>You're probably halfway to Canterlot in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a special Earth pony and your special ability

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>>30701538
>Sighing, you just look towards Applejack, putting your hoof on her back (not the bloody one, thankfully enough)
"Applejack, I'm sorry for getting you in this mess. I know you're not in the mood for an apology, but I've gotta say sorry sometime, right?"
>"Pinkie, Ah want you to look at me."
>Looking back, Applejack smiles, looking as if she didn't even care about the apology
>"Honesty is the best policy. 'Cause of that, Ah'm gonna tell you that it doesn't matter. What matters is that you're safe, and hopefully not gonna kick the bucket. Friends forever, right?"
>You wearily smile, nodding in total gratitude
"Friends forever. I promise you, when we get out of here, I'm gonna throw you a party, and all your family's invited!"
>"Ah'd appreciate that. But, eh, Ah gotta say, you did definitely get us into a pickle with us being in a clearing... desert? Ah'm not sure. We're definitely a far way away from home. Shoot."
>Standing up, though limping when you walk, you drape your hoof around AJ and look with her onto the horizon
>It's still daytime, thankfully, and it's definitely not blistering, so the both of you could make it home in three days
>「PPP」 could even shorten that by two days if you try hard enough
>"Hm... 「Bad Apple!!」."
>A humanoid-like figure appears next to Applejack, looking in the direction she is with its brow furrowed
>The sight of it creeps you out, it's near identical to your one except it's orange and brown and what not
>It's also extremely muscular unlike your one, but that detail doesn't matter, does it?
>What matters is that 「Bad Apple!!」 looks Celestiadamn POWERFUL
>"Do ya see anythin'?"
>The creature shakes its head, going back into its user's body after inspecting the horizon carefully
>Shit

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>>30701541
>"Welp. Looks like we're gonna be on a little hike 'til we make it back home."
>Looking back, Applejack winces as she looks upon the cut, silently thanking the stars that you're not too injured
>Maybe you can walk your way to the nearest town if you stand alongside her? She's not sure, but she'd be happy to as long as you're safe
>"Hey, Pinkie. Are ya able to stand up? Ah'm not gonna force you to move if you're unable to."
"I can, just hold on a second! I might be hurt, but I'm not THAT hurt. Jeez, you're treating it like I'm crippled or something!"
>You might as well be crippled, being cut up with a shard in your right hoof would kill a normal pony
>But you're not a normal pony
>You are Pinkie Pie, user of 「Party Party Party」
>And you swear by all things good that you're going to get to the bottom of 「Pride and Joy」's motives, and make sure your friends won't be hurt
>Kind of hard to do that when they're a long way away from you, though
>You shakily stand up, trying to place your hoof on the ground so you don't trip
>Thankfully enough, you don't, and begin to walk towards Applejack with a reassuring smile
>If there's one thing AJ can note, it's that even in times like these, you'll always have a smile on your face
"Where do you think we should go first? This way? That way? Over there?"
>"Somewhere. We gotta find a place to rest or else we're as good as gone."
>You and AJ begin to walk towards the nearest hill, before a soft, sweet voice calls out to you both
>"Excuse me! Are you two lost?"

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>>30701550
"何?!"
>"What in tarnation—?!"
>「Party Party Party」 and 「Bad Apple!!」 appear between you and Applejack respectively, ready to lay a beatdown on the potential enemy...
>Except, well, that can't be right, because said enemy jumps a few meters back (you're not exaggerating), covering itself with its wings
>Wings?
>It must be a pegasus, it doesn't even look like a griffin (thankfully enough)
>"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I just saw you two by the path, and I thought it would have been nice of me to help you two! I'm sorry!"
>The pegasus shudders, breathing nervously in total fear of your reactions, which is kind of weird
>All you two did was turn around and summon your "special helpers", and there's no way they could have seen them
>Right?
>Taking the initiative, you decide to put away 「PPP」 and make amends with the jittery flyer, before you notice one detail
"Are you... crying?"
>Looking up in embarrassment, the newcomer furiously shakes her head with a mighty glare
>"Me? No way."
"I see tears. You're totally crying! What's the matter? We didn't mean to scare you, we were just surprised!"
>"I'm NOT crying! I... do this out of impulse, okay? E-Everyone does it!"
>Something seems off to you about her, not even Fluttershy is this emotional about meeting people
>You were about to prod more about her, before your trusty cowpony whistles in your direction
>"Pinkie, lay offa' her. We don't have time to be bickering when she's offerin' help."

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>>30701555
>Shaking her head, 「Bad Apple!!」 goes away and the pegasus is significantly more calmer now than she was before
>Before Applejack talks to her, you're going to do a quick look over her features so you can observe if she's enemy material or not
>You've seen the comic books, nine times out of ten the lime-green people are bad guys
>Let's see
>Emerald fur, crystal blue eyes (almost like yours), mint green hair with a blue headband, and a golden tail
>Doesn't seem too much of a threat, but you have to say that the golden tail clashes with the rest of the design
>You think she could be a valuable ally, but in your current situation, you're gonna have to be wary of any pony you see
>Almost anyone could backstab you and hurt you on the way back home, and only Celestia knows what could happen to Applejack
>Speaking of, she's disregarding any sense of safety and walking towards the mysterious pony, offering a hoof to it
>"Sugarcube, Ah'm sorry about how we're actin'. We've, uh... had a bit of a rough day today, and we'd appreciate any aid we could get."
"APPLEJACK! We don't even KNOW her!"
>"And none of us knew each other before Rainbow Dash did that Sonic Rainboom-thing, yet we're good friends today. Pinkie, Ah trust my gut, and my gut says that she's not bad. Maybe you should trust yours every once in a while."
"I do! It's just... you know... 「Pride and Joy」 and all of those things really isn't..."
>"Pinkie, Ah'm tellin' you, it's not that bad. Ah've never gotten far in anythin' without takin' risks, and Ah ain't stoppin' now. End of story."
>Sighing, AJ looks back onto the pegasus, who's wiping her eyes from the anxiety she had experienced
>It still rubs you the wrong way, particularly from how outlandish she seems to be
>And if any kind of silliness rubs YOU the wrong way, you know something's serious
>Your bloody hoof jerks out and your ear flops, your Pinkie Sense acting up

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>>30701565
"Gah! Sorry, sorry..."
>The pegasus looks up, gasping at the cuts over your body and the wound in your hoof
>"No way! What happened to you? That's not like something I've ever seen before, even after living here for ages and ages!"
"It's nothing! Really, it's only just a scratch. I'll be right as rain before you know it!"
>"Pinkie, Ah swear."
"Fine, fine. I fell off a train while fighting someone and now everything hurts. Chin up, it doesn't hurt THAT bad!"
>The pegasus wipes her eyes one last time, walking towards you and inspecting the damage clearly
>"Hmmm... One pit, and what looks like twenty valleys. This seems like something I can patch up."
>Hoisting you up, the pony begins to hold you and walk you towards one of the hills, AJ by your side
>"I guess I should introduce myself so none of us feel like we're walkin' on sunshine! I'm Windy Lilac! You're Pinkie Pie, and she's Applejack, right?"
"Yeah! Um... I think the right wording's 'walking on thin ice', Windy."
>"Call me Lilac. Tomato, tomato, let's focus on getting you some help!"
>The pony, now known as Windy Lilac, looks off into the distance, staring intently at a hill with a weird-looking tree on it
>Strange, you never saw this on the map
>AJ, not quite comfortable with the tension in the air, strikes up a conversation with the new "friend"
>"So, uh, Lilac! What brought you around the train tracks during this fine afternoon? Heh, time flies, don't it?"
>Lilac tilts her head, looking at Applejack with a funny expression
>"What's a 'time'? Is it that sun in the sky or something?"
>So not only is she overly-emotional, she doesn't even know what time is?
>She's super suspicious, but maybe she naturally spaces out
>This is a complete and total mystery

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>Ignoring AJ's question, Lilac picks up the pace, forcing you to limp as quickly as you can towards the hill
>Celestiadamn she's going fast, but that's to be expected from all pegasi, especially ones with "wind" in their name
>"We'll be there soon, so don't worry about your hoof!"
>As you silently wish you were a pegasus too so you could fly instead of walking, you think back on the possible culprit for who destroyed the 「MMMM」
>"But Pinkie," you hear can the reader say
>"Why are you thinking about that now when you're so far away from the train?"
>Because you'd like to have a little talk with the smart guy who destroyed your pride and joy
>Blergh
>That phrase leaves a bad taste in your mouth now, possibly even worse than the mangoes do
>Maybe Donut Joe was the one that had destroyed the cake
>The next time you see him, you're sure as heck not going to hold back on giving him a piece of your mind
>"We're here!"
>Nani?
>In amidst your rambling, you all reach the bottom of the hill, right next to a huge rock
>Cosy
>"Now, if the two of you could give me a second, I'll get this finished faster than a running snail!"
>Alright now that's just pushing it, that's not even a euphemism
>What happened next, however, pushed that complaint well out of the way
>"By the 「Wind Beneath My Wings」, I command you to move out of the way... Please!"
>And, lo and behold, the rock moves out of the way
>Does this pegasus have superpowers too?

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Ah fuck.
>>30701574
>"There we go, everybody! Follow me and maybe we can help you with your valleys!"
>"We"? "Valleys"?
>This is beginning to creep you out, no normal pony actually uses those terms for cuts and wounds
>Unless this is a town that no one's ever talked about before and is super-duper spooky?
>For some reason, an image of Applebloom flashes through your mind
>It must just be a fleeting memory of some kind, it totally mustn't be too important
>Behind the rock is a cave, a fire at the end of it with a three beds (two empty, and one that seems to be full) and some medical supplies
>What's really interesting is just how spacious it is, almost as big as a barn, maybe even bigger
>The waterfalls look especially calming with the glint of the fire illuminating every little nook and crevice
>It's surprising that there's only what seems to be three people living here, it looks like many more could fit here
>Right before you open your mouth to compliment the atmosphere, Lilac shouts into the cave, waking the single occupant in the bed
>"Guess who's back!"
>"LILAC! AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO KNOCK ON THE ROCK FIRST BEFORE COMING IN!"
>"But this was important! I managed to find some newcomers!"
>"I don't care! I was having a great dream, and then YOU had to come in unannounced, and blah blah blah..."
>As the two begin to bicker over how rude it was to barge in unannounced, AJ walks next to you and begins whispering, clearly as unnerved as you are
>Which is a complete turn from her acceptance of their hospitality before, but it's good that she finally came around
>"Pinkie, Ah think they're a bit cuckoo."
"I KNOW they're a bit cuckoo, Applejack. I was trying to tell you that before!"

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>>30701579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z0qUTFVrhQ
>Lilac and the other pony stop arguing, clearly exhausted from today despite not really doing anything
>Silence fills the room, the waterfalls within the cave gushing and filling the cave with a calm ambience
>Well, you're not really one for silence and all that, so you better break the tension quickly before things get TOO awkward
"Ahem!"
>The two mares look toward you, Lilac looking surprised, while the other one looks concerned
>"Lilac? Who did you bring with you? You know we can't let anyone in or else we'll be in danger."
>"They need HELP, Blaze. There's twenty valleys and a pit on the pink one, and I haven't even seen the orange one's injuries yet! Come on, let's just give them a chance before we send them off!"
>"My name isn't Blaze, it's Flame! Fine! We'll check out the wounds and then send them off."
>The pony gets out of her bed, walking over towards you and AJ with a frustrated expression
>If there's one thing you notice about the mare, it's that they're not a pegasus like Lilac, instead an Earth Pony
>They have a red coat, green eyes, freckles on their face, and a brown mane, which fits their name, you suppose
>For now you may as well call them "Blaze" as "Flame" sounds kind of weak
"Hey! Um, how are you going to help us?"
>AJ takes a backseat, looking towards the cave entrance as Blaze walks up to you
>"You'll see. If the pit and the valleys are bad enough, you might even be able to take Terra's bed for the night and stay 'til the morning."
>The mare inspects the cuts fiercely, almost staring a hole through them before pointing to the side towards a waterfall
>A pool of clear water is sitting at the bottom of it, enough to hold one pony in it

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>>30701584
>"Soak your hooves in there for a while. All the pain should go away and it'll heal quickly."
"Water you talking about? I'm not a smart pony, but I'm sure that's not gonna heal me at all as quickly as you say!"
>The red mare sighs, just turning around and going back to her bed
>"A pun? Seriously? Just go in the water and swim for a bit. This mountain's got a Paradox that'll help anyone that sits in its waters."
"A 'Paradox'? What's that?"
>Lilac butts in as Blaze opens her mouth, excitedly babbling what a Paradox is
>"It's a super-duper complicated problem no one can answer!"
>Blaze can't help but chuckle, laying on the bed and beginning to nod off
>"Not THAT kind of paradox, you dimwit. What she means is... Well, you'll see for yourself. Just go in the water."
>Well, you might as well listen to her and swim in the pool
>You jump in, not caring that you splashed Applejack and Blaze is now wide awake
>Looking closely at it, you notice there's a mural of some sort of symbol at the bottom of the pool
>It's got a dot at the top and an "M" at the bottom, with a weird circle thing around it
>Hey, something tingly's happening to your hooves
>Raising them out of the water, you notice that the cuts and the huge wound has been completely healed
>This is the breaking point for you, because the two mares seem to be hiding more than they say they are
"Now hold on just one second, missy! What's going on? I've never seen any kind of magic like this before, not even by Twilight! Just what are you hiding from me?"
>Lilac flinches, tears pooling in her eyes
>Her mood swings must be taking effect right now
>"D-Don't you know what a Paradox is? B-But... But you had one before! I saw you and Applejack with one!"
>"Lilac, you saw them do WHAT?!"

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>>30701586
"Huh? Are you referring to 「PPP」? Is... Is that what a 'Paradox' is?"
>Lilac's still crying, probably afraid that she might have done something wrong
>"Y-Yeah! That's what a Paradox is! I didn't think you had them since me and Blaze live right next to where you get them!"
>Blaze sits straight up, looking towards you in total shock
>"You have a Paradox too? But no one else went through Luna's Chasm!"
"What? Huh? What are you guys even talking about?"
>Leaping off the bed, Blaze sprints towards you and grabs you by the shoulders
>"I thought that me, Lilac, and Terra were the only ones to have Paradoxes! Who are you?!"
"Pinkie Pie!"
>"...Cloudy Quartz' daughter?"
>Wait, what did she just say? How does she know your family?
"Yeah, she's my mom! Why're you asking?"
>Blaze looks shocked, before glancing over at Lilac, who's equally as amazed
>So creatures like 「PPP」 are called "Paradoxes", then?
>You learn something new everyday
>But there's no time for pondering what your ability's called when Blaze walks toward Lilac
>"Lilac, the Rock Ponies are still alive."

><=To=Be=Continued====

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UNDOCUMENTED LANDMARKS AROUND EQUESTRIA #1
"「Crimson Cave」 and the 「Rivers of Babylon」"

A long, long time ago, back when Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were working together to keep the balance of the Sun and the Moon, the railroad between Ponyville and Canterlot was mostly deserted. It was hot and humid even with the pegasi controlling the weather, and if you took a train, it was advised you wear light clothing to avoid chances of heatstroke.
However, there were a few ponies who had the bright idea to make a home around that area.
In the tunnel on the way to Canterlot, if you strayed far off enough on the path, you would see a gigantic rock who only the toughest of ponies could move. Behind that rock was an amazing cavern, with glowing gemstones, and the clearest water you could find in Equestria. It would make a fine home for ponies and dragons alike. And, of course, a small community of ponies lived there, growing food around the rock and sustaining off of that.

There was one thing quite peculiar about the cave. The waters were reported to have great healing properties, which could heal any disease, from the common flu to the Cutie Pox. The locals within the cave called the waters the 「Rivers of Babylon」.
Eventually, as Princess Luna made the transition to Nightmare Moon, the community was slowly forgotten as Celestia made the area cooler and made the land more fertile; no one could see the cave unless they had a good eye, and even if they did stray off the path, the rock was fixed in place, unable to be moved as easily as it was before. The community went from fifty to twenty when Princess Luna came back, and dwindled to ten when Discord came back.

The population of 「Crimson Cave」 is now three. Windy Lilac, Burning Blaze (though she prefers to be called Fiery Flame), and Terra Daisy. They swore never to leave the cave so they can guard it, but two mares by the name of Pinkie Pie and Applejack might just force them to give that up...

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>>30701588
>>30701592
I had to butcher the last post a bit because it didn't fit the post limit, but I'm still satisfied with the last bit.
The ending to this was probably my favourite thing to write, honestly. Chapter VIII: Three Wise Mares is finished.

https://pastebin.com/MVdYsbDV

>>30701592
>Windy Lilac, Burning Blaze & Terra Daisy.

That's pretty strong, and the pace that you're cranking these out is bloody impressive. Keep it up mate.

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Out to lunch. Will resume writing on Monday. It's been an adventure alreay, but I'll have to tell the story all at once somewhere.

>>30702223
Ditherer's Bizarre Con will return after these messages from our sponsors...

>>30695726
>>30695842
>>30696012
>>30696727

In that case, do you mind if I switch gears a little, and write another story?

>>30703919
A brand new non-Erich story? Sure!

Who came first?
The Vinegar or the Devil?
https://youtu.be/y-zyphBKETI

Stand name: 「Particle Man」
Stand ability: Does whatever a particle can

>>30689805
Never read JoJo before, downloaded the whole manga yesterday.

Give me a quick gestalt please. What am I in for?

>>30706928
Buff men fucking up other men from Parts 1 to 4, and (mostly) twinks fighting other twinks Parts 5-8.
It might sound boring, but it won't be, particularly from Part 4 onwards.

>>30706944
Well I'm sure it won't be boring, it was why I downloaded it in the first place after seeing it so much across boards and such.

>>30706953
Before you go any further; when you said you downloaded the whole manga, do you mean a specific part, or the entirety of the series?

>>30706961
The whole thing up to the most recent chapter.

>>30706970
Fuuuuck.
How did you manage that?

>>30706977
Asked where to download on /tv/, kind anon gave link.

And now I'll pay it forward.
https://jojocoloredadventure.blogspot.ca/2014/08/download-our-latest-releases.html?m=1

>>30706987
Holy shit thank you, I've been wanting to read JoJolion for a long while

>>30706990
No problem, man. Remember to pay it forward when then time comes.

>>30706990
Oh, and also one more piece of advice, unrelated to JoJo, but because they're all .jpg's, if you zip up all the images into a .zip file, then rename the .zip extension to .cbz or .cbr, a quality ebook reader like Sumatra on Windows will be able to open it like a PDF and you can read it like such, rather than flipping back and forth through images.

Just in case you cared.

[Bumpnymous]

Stand Name: 「I Get Around」
Stand Ability: The user can recycle objects into new ones as long as they use the same components. The new objects can never turn back into their original forms. It only works on broken objects.

>It’s dusk.
>You always did like the dark.
>Perhaps that’s one of the reasons you were so ready to agree to your Boss’ terms.
>Speaking of which, she's probably at the scene by now.
>You should be getting a call any minute.
>You are 'Anonymous.’
>Or, that's the name you go by.
>You have a different name, but you don't usually tell people that one.
>You serve as the head Butler to your boss.
>Hours are good, work is easy, you got a nice place, and the pay is great.
>All you gotta do is keep the other servants in line, drive your Mistress where she needs to go, and maintain your Mistress’s schedule.
>That, and clean the occasional room.
>Honestly, you couldn't find a cushier job if you tried.
>But the Mistress can be a little scary, sometimes.
>Not that you show it, but she's not really one of those people who is likable for what she does.
>You like her, but she probably won't be too popular if her career activities were brought into the public light.
>Whatever, this isn't really your story anyway.
>If anything, you're more of a sidekick.
>You glance in the mirror.
>That car behind you has people sitting in it.
>And they've been sitting there for ten minutes.
>To be honest, you've been getting a little paranoid.
>You haven't told her yet, but lately, the wrong sort of people have been prying into your Mistress's activities.
>Nothing you can't handle on your own, mind you, but some people have been getting a little close to the truth.
>You hope two things right now.
>One, those aren't cops behind you.
>And two, that you don't have to end up killing someone tonight.
>Shit! That car’s shining it's lights in your mirror!
>Is this it? Are your hopes dashed?
>You reach into your jacket, and pull out a knife.
>If they come up to the window, you probably won't have any choice.
>Wait…
>...they're driving away.
>You calm your nerves, putting your knife away.
>God, that call can't come soon enough.

>>30710480

The sample for my new story. "The Ambition of Lady Castellini."

>>30710480
>>30710695
I already like it!
I want to know more about Lady Castellini's job and why is she being chased.
Also, this Anon being a sidekick/narrator like Speedwagon looks promising.
Looking forward for more!

>>30710480
Nice

[Bump and Joy]

[BadBump]

What is the theme song for your main character of your greentext?

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>>30689805
Yare yare daze

>>30716318
You mean the song from their stand?

>>30717271
No, the theme song. A song you thing of when you think of the character. Think the battle themes from ASB and EoH.

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Pssst. Can I ask you guys a question really quick?
So I'm making a few OCs for the story to serve as the Stand User of the Week and the such, and I was wondering if I could use OCs I find on Derpibooru to base the design off of as I don't want to rely on Pony Creator all the time for OC designs. Is that alright?
If it's frowned upon, that's cool by me, but I was just wondering in case thePony Creator look bugged anyone.

>>30718128
Yeah, go ahead.

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>"All Jonathan did during the early parts of his chapters was get one-upped by Dio and feel sorry for himself afterwards! How's anypony supposed to get behind his character at the start if he doesn't do anything cool or awesome like Joseph?"
>"Joseph? Awesome? Were you even reading the same journal as the rest of us? It got so boring reading about how he used his Hamon powers to save the day, like all the time! If I wanted to hear somepony that obnoxious, I'd go hang out with Rainbow Dash!"
>"Did anypony actually find any friendship lessons in the parts Jotaro wrote? I'm really not sure being so mean to your mother, your grandfather and a whole bunch of strangers would get you any friends at all. He's not very believable!"
>"Why did Kira have to die, anyway? Sure he murdered a whole bunch of mares...and a couple of kids and some bystanders, but who cares about all those background characters? All he wanted was to live happily here without anypony bothering him! What's so bad about that?"
>"When are the Rohan chapters coming out?"
>"And why didn't we get anything in the journal written by Bruno? I mean, he may as well have been the main character, given that Giorno did and said absolutely nothing! Worst protagonist ever!"
>"I wish Jolyne would stop using her pages as her private pity party! We get it! Your dad wasn't around when you were growing up and you hate him for it, and that's why you ended up in prison! Ugh! Get over yourself already, and let Hermes write some entries! At least she's cool!"
>"Is Narancia supposed to be a boy or a girl or what?"

>>30718911
>And then Tmthe Joestars sing a song about how they are not flawless.
>Oh.
>Wait.
>My bad.
>I meant to say 'And then the Joestars stand rushed everyone'.
>That makes more sense.

>>30718911
We need one with the stories from the thread.

[Boulevard of Bumpless Dreams]

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>>30716643
What a bizarre ship we talk about it all the time but to see it in person... have a bizarre image to match this bizarre duwang you posted

>>30718911
>Why did Kira have to die, anyway?

I have this exact same question in the back of my head if Kira kept getting away with his murders without having anyone spot him and ruin his quiet life well maybe things wouldn't have been so bad.

Death is only natural whatever the circumstances leave the man to his own devices and enjoy moriah town.

>>30716643

>shipping Jotaro and Twilight
>not shipping the more logical choice of Jotaro and Queen Novo/Princess Skystar
>Y'know, because the sea and stuff

>>30721913
>He doesn't actually ship Josuke Higashikata with Rarity/Pinkie Pie
>you know because personality and hair and shieeet

Haven't seen the movie? Here are some scenes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kQWihnR4kw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9kvP_FZj7U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQrEgLIjBKg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqZm5z8A-Ys

>>30721496
>yfw only in 4chan Kira's actions are justified and even defended.

>>30724028
He just wants a quiet life, is that so much to ask for

Question for greentexts. Are Stands using vidya soundtracks alright?

Consider this:
>Lyra falling in love with Okuyasu/Kira because Stand-Hand shenanigans

>>30724350
We've come up with stands based on vidya soundtracks or vidya names before. There is no problem on using them or making your own.

>>30716318
>For Anon of MLJ: SAM-
Primus - John the Fisherman
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I

>For Moondancer -
The Distillers - Seneca Falls
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r0-KMqxyKpI

>>30716643
>"Twilight, I get that you like Jotaro, but could you stop bringing the body pillow everywhere you go? It's starting to creep us out a bit."
>"You just don't understand our love, Apple-chan!"
>"And would you quit speaking them moon-runes? You're Equestrian for pete's sake."

>>30718911
>"Oh, don't give me that 'Valentine was an evil power-mad jingoist' hooey. The man was true patriot, through and though! I bet you if Princess Celestia were in his shoes, she'd do the same thing!"

>>30721913
>>30722252
>Shipping Johnathan and AJ
>Not shipping the superior AppleWagon

>>30723606
>Jotaro decking Josuke in the face
That got a laugh outta me
It's the fact that he doesn't even use Star Platinum, he just smacks him normally
>I don't need a Stand to kick your shit in, you punk ass bitch

[The Bumptiller]

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Boop

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You can have one supernatural power from part 1 or 2 and a stand of your choice from part 3-8 what do you choose?

hard mode the power your choose and stand you choose kill the character you take them from but you don't know this so... pretend you didn't see this

>>30727645
[Heaven's Door] from part 4. [Sweet Nothings] is somewhat of a ranged version of [HD] so I'm already halfway there.

>>30727645
I want overpowered Hamon powers to the point of being able to bend and brake steel (having the literal strength and powers of star platinum) and for stand ability It's close between D4C and made in heaven but I'm gonna go for BITES ZA DUSTO for the simple reason of if I was going to fuck up and die all I have to do is activate killer queens third bomb and I get a second chance to survive.

(Only drawback being I take on Kiras responsibility of all the women he has murdered and being hunted by the anime version of the pesky kids from Scooby doo and they won't stop till they kill me and send me to the grabby hands of death.)

>>30728345
>if I was going to fuck up and die all I have to do is activate killer queens third bomb and I get a second chance to survive
That's what kira thought and look what happened to him.

>>30728999
Trips comfirm.
>>30728345
This guy will get death by ambulance no matter how much he repeats the day.

>>30716318
Daring Do: https://youtu.be/3S5Znf08O2A
Featherweight:https://youtu.be/qVC-95fnVYs
Subject 7/B-01:
https://youtu.be/U4qQv2wimoQ

[Oingo and Bumpo Brothers]

Dirty deeds done bump cheap

Stand ITT you like the least.

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I'm back. Con was great, I stayed awake for 30 hours on day 1, stole Chris Chan's soul, met some traps and befriended a nor/mlp/erson who helped me not sleep in my car.

Now it's over, I've updated the ol' Stand ideas paste; I'm at 141 now. Still working on the next CRBA, then I'll probably tackle the Pie Sisters. I'm flattered anyone's excited for their next installment; the last episode felt like a big mess to me, partly because I misread my own notes in a few places.

>>30727645
>from part 1 or 2
I'd love to just have the Spin, actually. I actually had a whole idea for a story about Button or another foal mastering the Spin using fidget spinners instead of steel balls.
>stand of your choice
Maybe D4C, maybe Heaven's Door. Hard mode, probably King Crimson.

>>30716318
I don't really have any. My main character Stands usually fit them as themes too, except for ｢Pram｣, ｢Tag, You're It｣, ｢Fineshrine｣ and ｢Tin Cup Chalice｣. Care's theme is probably the Stulp Fiction Owner of a Lonely Heart remix, and Marble's is any song in the album Reverie Sound Revue.

>>30701588
>humanoid figure
Has Pinkie seen a human?

>>"Lilac, the Rock Ponies are still alive."
HOLY SHIT. Way to pull a guy back in! Although explaining who the three strangers are separately from the story is a little weak, given that Pinkie's already summarized lots of stuff for the readers in-story. And I sympathize with your desire to avoid Pony Creator; I have to figure out how to draw poses so I can just make my own art occasionally.

>>30710480
Interesting. Of all the stories in this thread, yours are the most original, in that they aren't tethered very strongly to canon and most of the characters are OCs. It's great when you've got a foot in the thread and one in the publishing industry, and you add to that very nicely by starting the story somewhere very differently to Equestria or a high school. I look forward to seeing what the ambition is.

>>30734871
Timbuk Three.

>>30727645
I'd have the Hamon abilities of Messina from part 2 and [KILLER QUEEN] since it is my absolute favorite Stand in all of Jojo. Both these characters die, anyway. Checkmate, Anon.

>>30711750
>>30713104
>>30735093

I'm glad you guys like it. Hopefully, I can continue to bring an exciting story to you guys. And I hope that you continue to enjoy it.

>>30734871

Timbuk Three. Fuck that stand, hug the user.

Psst Ditherer check your pastebin messages

>>30727645
A "Super Natural Power"? Does being a Pillar Man or having a "Mode" count? 'Cause I kinda want that.
As for stands... Weather Report and King Crimson are tempting, but I also like stands like Osiris since it depends on the user's capabilities.
>>30734871
Probably [PHILISTINE]. Not that I didn't like the character and the fights, but it just felt a bit underwhelming compared to the other antagonists.

>>30716318
Anon's Stando Adventure: Motorhead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR7QWkpVT2A

Kira Visits Horseland: It's a tossup between For True Story and Sweet Dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Db0d3xZnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLmfSvy4rmo

Black Racers: It's exactly what you think it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tx8lphVLro

[Bump Experience]

Bumplight overdrive!!!

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Post a better pose then this, pro tip you probably can

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>>30740221
Well then... it seems my image for
Ants has won because the thread is dead. Neato Was there ever any doubt?

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>>30736033
Responded.

>>30735724
Did you get any further through CRBA?

>>30718911
>>30719570
>"The main villain was a mystery for half of the story until she was introduced and revealed one chapter later! Talk about lazy writing!"
>"Yeah, why does he keep saying he's got the ending all figured out? He makes stuff up all the time!"
>"How did no one call him out for that blue stuff protecting Anon and reflecting the bullet when ｢Nowhere Man｣ could never do that before?"

>>30740221
Pic related.

>>30740943
Huh. I always thought that blue stuff was Sonata's stand, albeit different from the one with the background music.

>>30741182
...Fuck, that's a really good idea. However, it's neither of their Stands.

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>>30741217
Oh boy! Back to the theories I guess.

Stand Bump

STAND NAME: 「FUNKY DEALER」
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZIej-ZraE

APPEARANCE:
•A tall lithe humanoid robot wearing a tuxedo

STATS:
POWER-B
SPEED-C
RANGE-E
DURABILITY-B
PRECISION-C
POTENTIAL-C

ABILITIES-
•「PLACE YOUR BETS」-
If anyone within Funky Dealer's vicinity declares a wager or bet, Funky Dealer will take however much money the person bet. Whatever event was bet on will now be less likely to happen based on the amount wagered, but its effects will be greater.

>>30742662
「FUNKY DEALER」vs 「MARILYN MANSON」

Place your bets... no. Wait, don't bet anything.

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>>30735093
>>30701967
>When you're busy enough that you don't check the thread and see someone's replied to you
Shit. Thank you guys for reading it, and thanks for putting up with the delay with this chapter and the next one.

>Has Pinkie seen a human?
N-No, I just fucked up then and forgot that they were set in Equestria
As for the explanation, I figured it would have been a neat little tidbit to add to the story instead of having things be made up on the go (think the Morioh landmarks from Part 4). Shit, on Chapter Ten I was thinking of explaining either PPP or Pride and Joy to the readers.
I'll probably dump the next chapter tonight if I can. I have to check for spelling errors first.

Bump tendency

Hey kids, popping by to say that I have found a job, and that work continues on all 3 of my stories.

Just found this nifty free Stando Generator, and after testing it I can safely say that it is entirely random. You cannot input anything directly, you gotta just press a key and occasionally lock in the parts that you like, but it's fun seeing what the engine comes up with.

https://balisticpenguin.itch.io/jjba-stand-generator

Catch you all round the block.

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OPEN THE GAME

Previously, on The 「Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness」: Pinkie's Story...
https://pastebin.com/MVdYsbDV

"Huh? Are you referring to 「PPP」? Is... Is that what a 'Paradox' is?"
>Lilac's still crying, probably afraid that she might have done something wrong
>"Y-Yeah! That's what a Paradox is! I didn't think you had them since me and Blaze live right next to where you get them!"
>Blaze sits straight up, looking towards you in total shock
>"You have a Paradox too? But no one else went through Luna's Chasm!"
"What? Huh? What are you guys even talking about?"
>Leaping off the bed, Blaze sprints towards you and grabs you by the shoulders
>"I thought that me, Lilac, and Terra were the only ones to have Paradoxes! Who are you?!"
"Pinkie Pie!"
>"...Cloudy Quartz' daughter?"
>Wait, what did she just say? How does she know your family?
"Yeah, she's my mom! Why're you asking?"
>Blaze looks shocked, before glancing over at Lilac, who's equally as amazed
>So creatures like 「PPP」 are called "Paradoxes", then?
>You learn something new everyday
>But there's no time for pondering what your ability's called when Blaze walks toward Lilac
>"Lilac, the Rock Ponies are still alive."

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>You are Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter, and the user of ability-turned-Paradox 「Party Party Party」
>And apparently your mother is a Rock Pony, which confuses you to no end
>What exactly is a Rock Pony, anyway? Is she talking about her as a rock farmer? You're not going to tolerate any ill comments on your mother
>You haven't seen her in a while, actually
>Might do some good to visit her sometime
>But that doesn't matter when Blaze and Lilac are hushed, muttering and whispering to each other

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>>30745055
>Amongst the whisperings are phrases like "Terra might be mortified to see another one" and "Cloudy Quartz is this pony's mom?"
>You didn't think that your mother being Cloudy would spark so much interest among these two, no one knows too much about the rock farm
>AJ moves up to you, tapping you on the shoulder slowly
"What's up?"
>"Ah think we might need to get out, Pinkie. We already got what we needed, and it has to be at least one in the afternoon, so we can make it to Canterlot if we try hard enough."
>"No, you aren't. We're gonna ask you some questions."
>Surprisingly, Lilac is the one that denies you both leaving, a hard look on her face
>For some reason, you feel as if she's not happy by the prospect of you leaving the cave
>Blaze nods as well, moving towards an empty bed and opening the mattress within
>Another pony is there, staring up at Blaze with a fearful expression
>From what you can tell, they have a reddish mane, and a tangerine tail, with a brown coat and freckles on her muzzle
>You know, you haven't quite taken a look at their cutie marks yet, so you ought to take a looksie really quick
>Lilac has a blue flower with five petals, sharp and thin, almost in perfect symmetry
>From what you can see, the pony under the bed has a little Earth on it, blue and green
>But if there's one thing you don't understand, it's that Blaze has no cutie mark on her at all
>Or is her cutie mark the same as the color of her coat? You've never heard of that happen before
>"I heard everything, Blaze. The Rock Ponies are alive? A-Are they going to hurt us? I can't let them hurt us!"
>"Stay calm, Terra. You can even stand next to us to make sure they won't if you want."
>Slowly, "Terra" moves out from under the mattress and moves towards the centre of the cave to join the interrogation
"Guys? What's with all the commotion? I don't even KNOW what a 'rock pony' is!"

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>>30745059
>The whole group sans Applejack stares down at you, said pony actually getting close to you to make sure you don't get hurt
>Which is nice, but you nudge her and motion her to the side
"Jackie, I can handle this myself. Place a lil' bit of trust in your good friend, Ponka Po!"
>"Pinkie, this could turn out ugly! Ah don't wanna get down 'n dirty with three other ponies who already know how to rumble!"
>"We're not barbarians, 'Applejack'. If Terra and Lilac get rowdy, I can just tell them to reel it back. All we want is answers."
>Blaze moves up front, Lilac moving straight behind her in faux confidence, believing she can stare you down
>The silence is palpable, the water flowing not fitting the current tension in the atmosphere
>All you had wanted was to take the Cake's creation to Canterlot, but no, you just HAD to get thrown off by Pony Joe and get sent here
>Well, it looks like you're going to have to play a game of twenty questions with three suspicious ponies and a friend of yours
>Blaze begins to speak, filling the room and pushing away the silence at last
>"First question. Do you know what race Cloudy Quartz is?"
"An Earth Pony, of course! She told me herself!"
>The three look to each other in shock and worry, looking back to you after a few seconds pass
>"Second question. How did you gain your Paradox?"
"Hm... I don't know, actually! I guess I always had it, but I remember using it as early as I got my cutie mark!"
>"Alright. Applejack, how did you get YOUR Paradox?"
>"Shoot, Ah... Ah guess when Ah came back to the farm? Ah was plenty strong before Ah left, so mah 'Paradox' is just a manifestation-thingy of mah strength."
>Terra's seemed to have calmed down, just looking at you from time to time anxiously
>Blaze, however, seems as determined as ever
>"Last question. What species do you think YOU are?"

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>>30745062
>The whole group sans Applejack stares down at you, said pony actually getting close to you to make sure you don't get hurt
>Which is nice, but you nudge her and motion her to the side
"Jackie, I can handle this myself. Place a lil' bit of trust in your good friend, Ponka Po!"
>"Pinkie, this could turn out ugly! Ah don't wanna get down 'n dirty with three other ponies who already know how to rumble!"
>"We're not barbarians, 'Applejack'. If Terra and Lilac get rowdy, I can just tell them to reel it back. All we want is answers."
>Blaze moves up front, Lilac moving straight behind her in faux confidence, believing she can stare you down
>The silence is palpable, the water flowing not fitting the current tension in the atmosphere
>All you had wanted was to take the Cake's creation to Canterlot, but no, you just HAD to get thrown off by Pony Joe and get sent here
>Well, it looks like you're going to have to play a game of twenty questions with three suspicious ponies and a friend of yours
>Blaze begins to speak, filling the room and pushing away the silence at last
>"First question. Do you know what race Cloudy Quartz is?"
"An Earth Pony, of course! She told me herself!"
>The three look to each other in shock and worry, looking back to you after a few seconds pass
>"Second question. How did you gain your Paradox?"
"Hm... I don't know, actually! I guess I always had it, but I remember using it as early as I got my cutie mark!"
>"Alright. Applejack, how did you get YOUR Paradox?"
>"Shoot, Ah... Ah guess when Ah came back to the farm? Ah was plenty strong before Ah left, so mah 'Paradox' is just a manifestation-thingy of mah strength."
>Terra's seemed to have calmed down, just looking at you from time to time anxiously
>Blaze, however, seems as determined as ever
>"Last question. What species do you think YOU are?"

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>>30745067

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FUCK
>>30745072
"Earth Pony. Why are you asking?"
>Uncomfortably, Terra steps forward, looking through you with a petrified gaze
>"Because Cloudy Quartz is... well, WAS a friend of our fathers here. She's a Rock Pony, and she did some things that we didn't approve of. If you're her daughter, then does that make you a Rock Pony, too?"
"What IS a Rock Pony? I am... well, I WAS a rock FARMER, if that's what you're talking about."
>Lilac hums, grabbing your attention
>"They're like a pony... but made out of rock, I guess? All I know is that they sleep for a long time and hate mangoes. They LOOK like normal ponies, too!"
>Oh shit, you don't like mangoes all too much either
>But you don't sleep for a long time, you at least get eight hours of sleep and then that's it
"Well... I don't like mangoes, but I don't sleep THAT long. Maybe you're thinking of one of my sisters?"
>Piping up, Blaze stands in front of Lilac again, prompting Lilac to roll her eyes and move away
>"Limestone and Maud? Perhaps. I know that Maud is one for sure, since Quartz spoke so highly of her Rock status. Ugh. The rock puns were just unbearable..."
"Did she use the rock puns to 「Rock Your World!!」?"
>Silence befalls the caverns as the joke sets in, causing Lilac to laugh and Terra to softly smile
>Blaze, however, isn't nearly as amused as the other two are, pointing towards the caverns with a snarl
>"Get out. That joke was horrible. Of ALL the traits she had to pass to you, it was the mango hate and the jokes?"
"What man-goes around, comes around!"
>Lilac howls with laughter, hitting the ground with all her force, with Terra attempting to calm her down
>"QUIET!"
>The room hushes down, Blaze looking at you with a hard, cold expression, leaving no room for discussion
>Kind of like a rock
>"We've got our answers out of you. Don't tell anyone about this place. Get out."

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>>30745076
"Okie-dokie!"
>Happily, you prance out with AJ behind you (yeah, remember her?), thinking about ways to get home
>You and AJ could get to a little settlement somewhere if you both ran hard enough, 「Bad Apple!!」's stamina combined with 「PPP」's powers could definitely help shorten the distance
>Well, you WOULD be getting to work on getting home, right before Lilac jumps in front of you, putting her hooves out
>"Hold on a second! So... you aren't a Rock Pony, but you have a Paradox? Haven't you been to Luna's Chasm?"
"Nope! I've only been to the castle! It was kinda dark and dirty."
>"Then... how did you get it?"
"I already answered you! I dunno! I could ask Mom, if you want!"
>"But how can you get it if you're not a Rock Pony OR come from Luna's Chasm? Blaze, if she's not a Rock Pony OR come from Luna's Chasm, something else might be granting these Paradoxes! We have to check it out! Mom might be one of 'em!"
>Blaze hesitates, looking at both you and her uncertainly
>She's probably wondering why she has to go as well, since no one will be looking after the cave
>Terra nudges her by the side, smiling softly and looking back at the cave
>"Blaze, we can both move the rock in the entrance and then follow Pinkie down where she needs to go. This cave will be fine."
>"Flame. Yes, but... With the descendant of a Rock Pony? Of Cloudy Quartz, no less? It's a recipe for disaster! Don't you remember what happened to us before?"
>"Things change in twenty years, Flame. I'm telling you, Pinkie doesn't sound that bad."
>"But... Fine. Fine! We'll go with her and see where Cloudy Quartz is, interrogate where the rest of the Rock Ponies are, but I swear..."
>"Stay calm. She won't let us get hurt... Lilac, that is."
>You clop your hooves on the ground, looking towards the entrance
>It's one in the evening, and you'd like to make a move on getting home

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>>30745082
>As you and the other ponies make it on the way out, Lilac uses what she calls her Paradox to move the rock back to its original place
>Blaze looks uncomfortable, looking as if she hasn't seen the sun in years
>Terra looks tired, smiling as if she could drop asleep at any moment, almost like Fluttershy
>Lilac looks like she's going to go on the adventure of her life, smiling giddily
>Applejack looks off into the distance, seeing the Canterlot mountain standing high and mighty
>"Hey, Pinkie. Ah just need to know, when does the train come by, again?"
"Hm..."
>「PPP」 reaches into hammerspace and pulls out a timetable conveniently, allowing you to look at the time of departure
>You look under the section that reads "Ponyville-Canterlot", and hum to yourself
"Let's take a looksie..."
PONYVILLE-CANTERLOT DEPATURE TIMES
Monday: 7AM-11AM Tuesday
Tuesday: 12PM-6PM Wednesday
Wednesday: 8AM-12PM Thursday
Thursday: 1PM-7PM Friday
Friday: 6AM-10AM Saturday
Saturday: 11AM-5PM Sunday
Sunday: 6PM-12AM Monday
>It seems simple enough, but then you remember you've forgotten what the date is
>You're ashamed that you managed to forget something as simple as the date, but it could be worse
"What's the date today?"
>Applejack thinks for a second, before looking at you nervously
>"Um... Monday? Ah've kind of forgotten, to be completely honest with ya."
>Lilac looks at the sun and laughs, drawing all the attention in the group to her
>"It's Monday! I heard the train coming while it was... Hm... quarter-to-eleven!"

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>>30745087
>You're not sure how Lilac managed to tell the time in such a way, but you've done much weirder
>Calling attention to herself, Applejack begins heading towards the mountain while whistling a tune
>"Hey, everypony! Quit gawkin' at the Sun and get a move on! We've only got a few hours before the Moon comes out, and Ah hear the desert ain't the best place to be in at night!"
"Coming, AJ!"
>You gallop towards her, savoring the fact that your hoof is fully healed
>Thank Celestia for the waters in that cave, you bet you'd be crippled if you didn't find it
>As you reach her, the other three fall back and talk to themselves, thinking about if it's a good idea to go
>You don't care too much, you've been dying to see who the culprit was for eating the cake and all that
>You're kind of bothered on what might happen when you get to Canterlot, actually
>Who knows if Twilight and the others got there alive? Who knows what the three back there might do to modern, sophisticated society?
>You mean, you're no fancy, up-tight pony (the Grand Galloping Gala would say that much), but those three look out of touch
>They don't even use the right euphemisms in speech
>"She took it all like a fly stuck to honey..."
>You heard Lilac say that and it baffles you how badly they can mangle Equestrian language
>"Pinkie, what do ya think might happen when we get to Canterlot? Five bits says that the 「MMMM」 won."
"I dunno, Applejack. I'm just concerned on what Donut Joe might have done to the others. 「Pride and Joy」 is a real powerful Paradox."
>"Don't ya worry none, sugarcube. Ah'm sure that they'll be happy to see us back. The Cakes sure as heck will be, too!"
>You smile, nudging AJ in the rib as you keep on heading forward to the mountain
"You know how to cheer me up, AJ! Let's get to Canterlot and take the 「Last Train Home」 if we can."

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>"You 'n Ah will take first class. We've gotta lotta' things to talk about when we go home. Granny Smith will be sure as heck surprised to find out you have an ability!"
"And so will the rock farmers! What are we, cousins?"
>Laughing, the two of you keep heading towards the mountain while the three keep gossiping
>You could have sworn you heard something about Cloudy doing something bad, but you doubt it
>Still, a pang of guilt erupts within you as you think of your earlier actions
>Especially with the danger you put the rest of the girls in, there's no possible way that's safe
>Thinking out loud, you don't notice that the rest of the group have caught up with you
>By the by, Lilac looks a bit more serious than usual, Blaze looks especially cold (huehuehue), and Terra is marginally more frightened than earlier
"Still, I hope Twilight's okay. She looked really mad when we got to pinning down Mulia as the culprit."
>"Pinkie, Ah'm tellin' ya, you have to let go. We're friends, aren't we? Just let it go and you'll be more than fine."
"You're right, but... Fine. I'll try and look forward. I'll throw a huge party for everyone when we get back home!"
>Blaze taps you on the side (almost frightening you, admittedly), causing you to look back
>"Pinkie. Where are we going? Does Cloudy live here?"
"You've... never been to Canterlot before?"
>"Canterlot? This was always 「Black Mountain Side」 to us. It was always black whenever... well, IF we ever left the cave. Why's it called Canterlot?"
"I don't know. It's just a rocky name, if you ask me."
>"I am sick of that rock pun schist—great, now you've got me doing it!"
"Hey, that's not very gneiss!"
>Lilac stays quiet, trying not to crack a smile and focusing on the mountain ahead as Terra stays close to her silently

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>>30745101
>You are a mile away from the mountain, the tunnel dark and dank as you approach
>You don't remember it being this dark when you came up here last time
>What you DO remember is that you'll have to walk across the railway to Canterlot on that narrow passage
>Celestiadamn technology and its need to take up less and less space, you can't fit five people on a railway
>Or can you?
>Piping up from the back, Terra raises her voice so everyone can hear
>"Are there any trains coming by at this time? We can't pass if a journey starts now."
"Nope!"
>You look as deep as you can into the tunnel, seeing nothing but black, black, and more black
>Well, you might as well get to work on getting through the other side
"Come on! Let's go to the city and then head back to Ponyville! We can meet Cloudy there as soon as we can!"
>Lilac nods, heading into the tunnel first, followed by Blaze, followed by Terra, leaving you two at the entrance
>Applejack sighs, looking in your direction
>"What do you think they need Quartz for?"
"I dunno. They keep saying things about Rock Ponies, but I don't see how that matters. Am I a Rock Pony?"
>"Ah'm not sure. When we get back to Ponyville, we can check out Twi's library and see what they have about Rock Ponies. Sounds like superstition to me, though."
"I guess so."
>You both begin walking in the tunnel behind the group, before a thought hits you, causing you to whisper to Applejack furiously
"Hey! You never told me how your ability works!"
>"Ah just use it to help me. We get quicker harvests and can do a lotta' physical work done through it. Think of it as a... whattya' call it... an assistant! Like Spike, but Ah tell it to do what Ah want it to! How does yours work?"
"Eheheh... Can we get to that later? It's a bit more complicated than Pinkie Sense, that's for sure."

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>>30745104
"Ow."
>Five minutes later, it has now become apparent to you that you can't see shit in the tunnel
"Ow."
>You could count on your hooves how many times you bumped into the walls by accident
"Ow."
>(Nine, as a matter of fact)
"Ow."
>Make that ten
"Ow."
>Eleven
"Ow."
>Celestiadamn this is beginning to get annoying, and it sounds like Blaze agrees with her cry of frustration
>"SHADDUP! The darkness here is giving me a headache! 「Vela-Nova」!"
>A cloak of flame surrounds Blaze, illuminating the dark tunnel and frightening the Tartarus out of you
>Of all the Paradoxes you expected her to have, you didn't expect one to be so beautiful
>She almost looks like a discount Celestia with a cloak like that
>It almost makes you jealous from how it looks
"Oh my gosh! Thank you, now I can see what I'm bumping into!"
>Grunting, she just looks forward and keeps her Paradox going, providing light for everyone
>As you all keep walking through the tunnel, you begin to muse on Blaze and Lilac's Paradoxes
>Blaze has a fiery cloak, while Lilac has what you think may just be a powerful gust of wind
>Part of you wonders if Terra's Paradox is a giant rock but the thought is too hilarious to take that seriously

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>>30745108
>Turning around the corner, you all see a light, with the railroad finally being visible
>Applejack lets out a cry of joy, running out to the end of the tunnel before skidding to a halt
>The two of you just remembered that the only way to get to Canterlot is only on the railroad, and below is a long, long fall
>Not one to turn back on signs of danger, you laugh and walk ahead of Applejack, the group lagging behind as you all get into single file
>Except for Lilac, since she can just fly
>Lucky bastard
>All of you have to be careful to stay on the planks of wood since you could fall through
>But it doesn't daunt you since you can fall through using 「PPP」 back onto the rails
>A few minutes pass and you're all next to the waterfall under the tracks, tempting you to fall in out of fear
"Hah!"
>Everyone is shocked by the sudden laugh (and you could have sworn that Terra almost fell through), but you all make it to the rock where you all can rest before going further
>Honestly, you wish you didn't have to walk for so long, it'll take you more than five hours to reach Canterlot
"Whew... How's everyone holding up? Good?"
>"All of us are doin' fine, Pinkie."
>"Speak for yourself," Blaze replies
>"My Paradox dang near burned down the railroad!"
"Nice! Then all of us should be able to head to Canterlot as quickly as we can!"
>Everyone groans, getting off their hooves and continuing the long journey to Canterlot
>All this for a cake theft
>You're going to kill Donut Joe after this, you swear

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>>30745111
>A while after you begin walking again, you notice another tunnel up ahead, except there's another figure in it
>They seem to be muttering to themselves, before they notice you're here
>"Railroad's closed. Go back to where you came from."
"Eh? But a train just went up here earlier!"
>The figure grins and points down, at a train broken on the ground, windows crashed and carriages disjointed
>That, and a red stain coming from the bottom as well
>Wait, it can't be the same train from earlier
>Can it?
>"I know. And if Joe's any indication, you're going to be joining it too."
>A pony with an appearance similar to Joe's emerges from the tunnel, except he has braids, and no pupils in his eyes
>Ouch
>"Do you know how much money I would get if I brought proof that the Rock Ponies are still alive?"
"Enough to pay your bail fee, you dang monster! Show me what you've got!"
>Summoning 「PPP」, you dash forward towards the pony, leaving the rest of the group in the dust
>However, as the pony begins to book it with you following behind, the train disappears, with Applejack noticing immediately
>"Pinkie, stop! It's a trap! It's what he wanted you to do!"

><=To=Be=Continued====

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The ending was a bit rushed, so I apologize for that. The tenth one will most certainly be better.
Chapter IX: 「Black Side Mountain」 is done.
https://pastebin.com/dFsJdCfR

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>>30745119
Ah, and while I still remember, I found this while looking for images on Derpibooru.
Is this a coincidence, or what?

[Spice Bump]

>>30745127
I liked it, especially the way that the three newcomers introduced doubt as to Pinkie's genealogy. Is she part Rock Pony? Will she be made to suffer for (what sounds like) her mother's crimes? Will the trio of Paradox users ever be able to trust her? It's ramping up to be a hell of a tale and I'm excited to see what bombs you'll drop next.

[Bump Free]

>>30745119
>"An Earth Pony, of course! She told me herself!"
>"Hey, that's not very gneiss!"
>You could count on your hooves
Sensible chuckles all around. Nice trips, and congratulations on being the first person to do something with Rock Ponies.

The story feels very different now, and I hope the original arc will still get resolved even as we venture into a wider conflict with more complicated questions than "Who ate the cake?" Whoever makes the next thread should probably update the description for PPBA/MMMM to fit this a little better.

Now that the characters are traveling in a party, I think you may want to focus on ways to challenge them besides throwing individual Stand users at them, because it could be potentially be five-on-one if the enemy doesn't have a special advantage. This doesn't necessarily mean creating lots of users and beefing up their powers, either. For example, if this update were a real JoJo chapter, the heroes would've made a fundamental mistake over when the trains are scheduled and one would've come up on them halfway through the tunnel. They'd try outrunning it, fail, give up, and then one of them would use their Stand to ｢reverse｣ the situation.

>>30745127
>"Friends are worthless! Relationships end, bonds are tested and broken! In life we all have to find a keystone that will never fail us, and I have one! My ｢Insane Clown Posse｣ will always protect me!"

>>30744733
Glad to see you are doing better man. Toldja everything would work just fine.

[Vitamin Bump]!

>>30749051
Thanks Star. I actually want to thank you personally for sticking by me the whole time I've been here. I don't think I would've had such a good start or been motivated as much without you being there with a reaction for my writing, and I want you to know that it means a lot to me that you always respond.

Thank you.

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>>30745119
I finally managed to get up to date with your story. I like the new direction the story is going for. The three new characters are simple yet interesting in their own right, and I love the aspect of them having their own terminology and views of the world around them bades on what they know from living away from modern pony society got a bit thrown of in the last chapter with all the human terminology being used, and still being able to fit with a goofball like Pinkie.
The ending to this last chapter felt a bit sudden but I'm sure it promises something awesome to come.
Keep it up Sofuto!

>>30749558
You give me more credit than I deserve man. After all, I think I'm a fan of everyone in here.
Still, thanks YOU for doing your best. I'll be sure to keep supporting evryone, even if it is just by providing feed back.

Morning bump

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[Owner of a Lonely Bump]

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>>30756034
You know how some characters are "waifu/husbando material", right?
Who in Jojo, MLP and in the thread could be considered "divorce material"?

>>30756145
Joshu Higashikata x Rarity

>>30756194
>Josuke gets to keep half of her stuff.
>She goes around telling how his D is nothing to go Crazy for.

>>30756145
Fugo and Rainbow Dash

>Fugo figures he can give teaching Rainbow Dash a shot
>She's somehow worse than Narancia

>>30756534
>The court sides with Rainbow Dash when she shows up with fork stabs all over her face.
>Fugo tries to explain it was just because she couldn't remember who Admiral Fairweather was.
>Things go downhill from there...

>>30756647
>"The definition of ferocity... is to attack explosively, then depart like a storm."
>"Yeah, everyone knows that! Why are you telling me that when we're practicing the routine for the Wonderbolts?"
>"Because you're so fucking thick that if brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your goddamn nose! There was nothing interesting in your 'show'! Narancia's math results are more intriguing than that white noise! From the top, and give me ferocity!"

>>30756145
>Divorce material
>Wooden Bit
>The Toccata Bros.
>Flitter and Cloudchaser
>The Sirens
>Diavolo

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>>30758232
>>The Sirens

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>>30758308
Adagio is shit! SHIIIIT!

>>30756534
>>30756647
>>30757320
>Not just showing rainbow dash what exactly purple haze can do...
>Not just summoning purple haze when rainbow dash starts showing flaws in her routine / performance or acts fucking stupid in general
>Not smiling as you hear an audible gulp from rainbow dash as you hear her make an audible gulp and do a sudden sonic rainboom to really improve her routine

Yare Yare Daze

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>>30758308
>"So, do any of you have any ideas?" asks Adagio.
>She and her fellow sirens are currently planning on getting back at the Rainbooms.
>"We get guns, lots of guns, and go all gangsta on them. I've heard of a weapons dealer called [WA... "
>"How do we even get guns if we don't have money?" interrupts Adagio,"And then what Aria? We go to jail? Escape to a foreign country?"
>"You just said to think on how to get revenge, I didn't think of every little detail."
>"And that is why you aren't the leader. Any more "bright" ideas?"
>"Oh! I have one!" exclaims Sonata excitedly.
>Adagio and Aria share a dubious look.
>"I mean it girls! I thought about it reaaaaally hard!"
>Aria sighs.
>"Ok Sonata. Enlighten us."
>"Ok, so we should totally use our new ghost powers to gather the remaining pieces of our magic pendants, but most likely other groups of teens with powers will try to get them first, so maaaaybe we could ally ourselves with some powerful outcasts like that dreamy green guy from school, then we prepare a big trap in an abandoned warehouse and beat them all in one go. And then we get the pendants and return to Equestria!"
>...
>Silence.
>Both Adagio and Aria look at Sonata with surprise.
>Adagio is the first to speak.
>"Sonata, I'll say this in the nicest way I can, "she takes a deep breath ,"that is the stupidest fucking shit I ever heard."
>"But it woold be exciting and..."
>"You are the worst Sonata, " interrupts Aria, "we should just whore you out like in the 20`s"
>"Maybe we could whore YOU out like in the 60's!"
>They continue to argue, slowly making Adagio's migraine worse.
>"QUIET!" she bellows, making them stop inmediately.
>"No matter what we come up with, we would still need a source of steady income until we are ready... so we have no other choice but to resort to "That".
>Bot Aria and Sonata look shocked.
>"That?"
>"You don't mean..."
>"Yes Aria, I mean it. We have to use... 'The Honey Trap'!"

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>>30760215
>"No fucking way!" says Aria indignantly as she stands up "YOU want to use the 'Honey Trap'? You didn't even wanted to fuck them but you are willing to get married? To a human?!"
>"I don't like it either, but if what I've learned from the laws of this world, and from this country to be more precise, is that females have a higher possibility of winning their spouse's possesions during a divorce."
>Adagio stands up and poses dramatically.
>"I don't care if I have to eat shit, whore you girls out, or even marrying a human, I will get my revenge and then return to Equestria and rain fire on Celestia's Domain!"
>"Uhhhhh, who do you like?" asks Sonata innocently.
>"What?"
>"I mean, do you have someone in mind to get married to?"
>Adagio sits back down, scratching her chin deep in thought.
>"It would have to be someone easily influenced..."
>"How about Nonn..."
>"That green guy is a piece of trash Sonata, I don't know why you like him that much." says Aria taking the chance to berate both Sonata and her weird crush.
>"He would also need to be wealthy..."
>"I know, " says Aria snaping her fingers "That Filthy Rich guy is the richiest around."
>"Yeah, but he is already married, if anything it would be his wife the one who would get benefited from this."
>Adagio frowns.
>"So there is absolutely no single, dumb, and rich man we can get?"
>Aria and Sonata look at each other and then back at Adagio.
>"I don't think there are girls that fit into those categories either."
>Adagio punches the table, leaving small cracks under it.
>They hadn't even started and they were already failing.
>"I know someone." says an unknown voice.
>The Dazzlings look back to a corner of the café.
>There, clad in shadows, was the owner of the voice.

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>>30760482
>"Do you now?" asks Adagio slowly raising an eyebrow.
>"Hey punk! Do you even know who you are talking to?" barks Aria as she begins to walk towards the mysterious man.
>"Aria no!", says Sonata as she hurries to stop her, "Stranger danger!"
>But the moment they both get to three metres near the man, they stop moving.
>"As a matter of fact, I do know who you three are, or rather waht you are."
>With a wave of his hand both Aria and Sonata move and sit in front of him against their will.
>"Aren't you coming?" he beckons to Adagio.
>She looks coldly at him analyzing the situation, and then at her fellow sirens as if they were a pair of pigs.
>"I am, but don't get any funny ideas activating your [ability]".
>The man chuckles.
>"I promise I have no ill intent towards you three, in fact I want to help you."
>Adagio smiles and gets closer.
>Not enough to be inside his range, but close enough to notice both Aria and Sonata's boides where partly made of painted varnished wood.
>"This is as far as I'm willing to go."
>"Fair enough."
>He clears his throat, his body still mostly hidden albeit his hand, bizarrely made out of a strange mechanical set of gears, came into light for a moment leaving a note in the table.
>"You will find your target here, then he is all up to you."
>"What is this to you? What do you gain from this?"
>"Is not what I gain, but what he loses, "his voice turns more serious, "he's been happy for too long."
>And just like that he vanishes, leaving Aria frantically checking her arms and legs and Sonata spitting chunks of splinter.
>Adagio grabs the note, which had an address and a time written, and smiles.
>Perhaps her luck was beginning to change.

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>>30761953
Hours later, outside Canterlot's First National Bank

>"Are you sure we can trust that creep?"
>"My mouth still tastes like wood."
>"I'm sure it always does Sonata."
>"Shut it! It's almost time."
>The three watch expectantly, counting down the seconds until the time on the note is due.
>A man walks out of the bank!
>He seems... odd to them.
>He is wearing a green hawaiian shirt with yellow stars all over it.
>"And I thought the Rainbooms had no fashion sense." whispers Sonata.
>The man takes out a flip-phone from his pocket and makes a call.
>"Hey Sonic, how's it going?"
>...
>"Yeah, just got out from there."
>...
>"I know, I didn't know either they would pay this much for translating her book."
>...
>"Really? I didn't know anything about her, is she that popular?"
>...
>"Maybe I'm too old for that genre."
>...
>"Whatever, I got tons of cat food to buy, " he says as he lifts a briefcase with a golden dollar sign on it.
>Then he trips on his feet and falls and rolls face first into some bushes.
>"Ouch," he groans to the phone, "no, I just got tangled in a tangle. Talk to you later."
>He finishes the call, spends a few minutes freeing himself from the evil bushes, and goes away whistling a merry melody.
>...
>Then he returns to get the briefcase out of the bushes, and after a few more minutes goes away with his loot.
>Aria and Sonata are not impressed to say the least.
>"Seriously, this dork." says Aria flatly with a scowl on her face.
>"He still uses a flip-phone?... what do you think AdaGAH!"
>Sonata recoils in fear.
>Aria looks at her and then to Adagio, who was now wearing her trademark manic grin.
>"He is the one, " she says while cackling, "he is perfect for this!"
>Aria and Sonata take a few steps away, both creeped out by her almost palpable madness.
>"I'm so happy I can't stop smiling! Girls, I think I found my loooooooooove!"

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>>30762627
And that's my take on the "divorce" prompt, you know just to bump the thread a bit.
Maybe some other day I could get back to it.
The title could be something like "You give 「LOVE」 a bad name", or something like that. Even though I wanted to use that reference for another story, and I'm currently working on two other stories for the thread as of now, both of which will see the light of day soon., but for now I guess that's a wrap.
You guys keep Standing Proud and remember, it is not the end of the world if you fail a relationship. After all, there are plenty of fishes in the sea... or should I say sirens?

>>30762627
Nice

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>>30762800
This was pretty good. Laughed at them roasting my green, and "even marrying a human". I'd like to think Adagio just has the one migraine and it never goes away, and I'd look forward to them trying to seduce someone like Ziggy.

>spoiler
Sweet!

>>30759334
>not wanting a woman wars have been fought over
>not wanting a waifu who lives off of the adoration of lewd glances and snoot nuzzles
>not wanting a crafty thousand-year-old mastermind in your corner
>not wanting to hear her laughter on a daily basis
Some people are beyond saving.

>>30763917
>Some people are beyond saving
Yeah, especially dirty fishfuckers

Adagio is still shit

>>30743798
"LYYYYYRAAAAAAA!"
>The delightful tones of your housemate's apocalyptic rage must mean that you're Lyra Heartstrings, Ponyville's premiere Human Expert
>They're real, you swear
>At least, you're pretty sure you're a human expert, especially since that's the only way you can really describe this thing that attached itself to you a few days ago out of nowhere
>It's silvery-white, adorned with black gladiator-like gloves, sandals, and some sort of waistcloth
>Its face is unlike anything you've ever seen except in your dreams: mostly flat with prominent cheekbones and catlike eyes and ears, and a narrow pointed nose
>But its extremities are the most interesting part
>Elongated like a monkey's arms and legs, ending in tapered fingers and toes capable of easily manipulating objects, and breathtaking in their complexity
>And as you have just learned, very, very explosive
>Seriously, all you did was have it pick up one of your scarves from across the living room and then BOOM, the couch was scattered across the front of the house
>You're not even sure how it happened, just that in the space of about two seconds the couch exploded and so did Bon Bon
>Bon Bon's temper, that is
>Celestia above, that was an awful joke
>"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY COUCH!?"
>Oh yeah, Bon Bon's still here
"Oh uh, y'know. Nothin' much Bonnie. I was just uh... foolin' around."
>Your housemate whips her head around so fast she could've caused a sonic rainboom
>"JUST 'FOOLING AROUND,' HUH? YOU BLEW UP MY FUCKING COUCH LYRA!"
>The cat-human thing just hovers there lazily, keeping a cold eye on the enraged mare in front of you both
>"AND YOU!"
>Bon Bon points directly at your new companion
>"DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, YOU LITTLE FREAK! YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU?"
"Holy Celestia Bonnie, you can see that thing? Nopony else can."
>Her gaze like a laser, Bon Bon makes eye contact with you
>"Of course I know what it is Lyra, I've got one of my own."

{LYRA'S UNUSUAL EXPLOITS}

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>>30746336
>>30747719
>>30750523
I appreciate all the criticisms and I'm gonna tell you right now that the tenth chapter will hopefully be better than the recent one with all of this in mind. I'm not too sure how to incorporate the ending of the original episode with the three new ponies, but I think I'll come up with something soon Thanks for reading it so far!
Chapter Ten will probably come around tonight if I can pump it out.
>>30765959
Omnee, listen to me, and listen to me closely because I'm only going to say this once.
I fucking love you man, this made me fucking laugh when I read the ending even as short as it was. You just made my goddamn night

>>30766014
Glad you liked it man. I've got more that I just jotted down real quick but I honestly do like it more as just a quick one-post silly story. Maybe I'll put it all in a pastebin someday...

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>>30766079
What if it was a story similar to pic related?

>>30766209
I could take it in that direction, but it would require a complete reversal of the short story as it stands now. What I've got is just Bon Bon introducing her own Stand and the two setting off into the unknown future. The end.

>>30765959
"You... you what?"
>One of her own?
"Are there other things like this? Other beings that nopony can see?"
>Something shimmers behind your housemate, something powerful
>Your invisible thing tenses up
>Nothing changes on the surface, but you can feel something from within it, a kind of fear or terror
>"...Yeah. When did yours show up?"
"Um, just a day or two ago, but it comes and goes as it pleases, and it never really sticks around when you show up. Not until now, anyway."
>Suddenly the cat-man zips behind you, cowering away from Bon Bon's mysterious power
"Bonnie, what's that thing behind you? And is there like a catch-all term for these things? I don't wanna keep calling 'em 'things'."
>Bon Bon turns away, talking at the wall as though she can't bring herself to look at you
>"...They're called Stands. Being chosen by one is both a blessing and a curse, and I'd hoped to not have to subject you to the pain of being a Stand wielder."
>Stands, huh? Sounds interesting
>"I used my powers for the government for a few years. Managed to save a hell of a lot of ponies. But no matter where I turned, there were always more Stand users trying to fight me. I couldn't take it anymore so I moved out here, moved in with somepony who'd never even met me before, and settled down as a candy maker. And now that's all gone to shit, because you're going to try to fight me too, aren't you?"
"Wh- no way Bonnie! We're friends! I'd never fight you, especially not with this thing! I couldn't hurt you like that!"
>Your housemate, who you're just now realizing you don't really know anything about, visibly relaxes
>"Y-you're not?"
"No, of course not! I don't know what all this Stand stuff is about, but we've been friends for three years now, and I know that I'll never do anything to hurt you on purpose. And I certainly won't fight you because we've both got these Stand things. You're my best friend Bonnie, even more than any of the girls I met back in Canterlot."

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>>30766319
>"Lyra..."
>Bon Bon starts quaking, so you close the distance between the two of you and draw her head to your own, your "Stand" disappearing in the process
"Whatever's going to happen we can rely on each other Bonnie. I can help you with whatever you're afraid of. How hard can it be?"
>You let the earth pony cry into your shoulder for a little while until she stops shaking and sobbing, then bring her eyes level with yours and give her your most reassuring smile
"You can count on me from now on. So c'mon, show me your Stand, it's only fair."
>As she sniffles one more time the distortion behind her slowly takes shape
>It's another humanoid, this one muscular and pink with bits of blue-gray armor on it, and a heart-shaped helmet on its head
>"...All Stands have names. Mine is called ｢Crazy Diamond｣. You should know your own Stand's name innately."
>Innately...
>There's something there, deep inside of you
>A name that clamors for release
>Your Stand is called...
"｢Killer Queen｣."
>As you speak its name, your Stand reappears behind you, floating opposite Bon Bon's own, unusually tense
>"...Hm. It seems like they're a little tense around each other. Maybe even a little fearful. That's a problem."
"What? Nah, it's nothing to worry about. I mean, look at us. We didn't get along at all for the first month or so but we're doin' fine now! They'll just have to learn to like each other, just like we did."
>Bon Bon starts to move to her room down the hall
>"Well I guess we'll take care of the couch in the morning. Or I could do it now."
>Without warning ｢Crazy Diamond｣ punches what little is left of your favorite sitting device, and the rest of it gradually flows back into position good as new
>"There, all better. I know what your Stand does, so I guess it's only fair you know what mine does too."
>As your housemate trots off to bed, she turns to look at you one more time
>"You know Lyra, I think you're right. Whatever problems come, we can face them together."

{LUE}

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>>30766319
>>30766429
I loved it. Part of me wonders if the Stands have a natural dislike towards one another, but I guess that's a question for another time. Good on you, Omnee!

3, 2, 1... Let's go.

Previously, on The 「Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness」: Pinkie's Story...
https://pastebin.com/dFsJdCfR

>A while after you begin walking again, you notice another tunnel up ahead, except there's another figure in it
>They seem to be muttering to themselves, before they notice you're here
>"Railroad's closed. Go back to where you came from."
"Eh? But a train just went up here earlier!"
>The figure grins and points down, at a train broken on the ground, windows crashed and carriages disjointed
>That, and a red stain coming from the bottom as well
>Wait, it can't be the same train from earlier
>Can it?
>"I know. And if Joe's any indication, you're going to be joining it too."
>A pony with an appearance similar to Joe's emerges from the tunnel, except he has braids, and no pupils in his eyes
>Ouch
>"Do you know how much money I would get if I brought proof that the Rock Ponies are still alive?"
"Enough to pay your bail fee, you dang monster! Show me what you've got!"
>Summoning 「PPP」, you dash forward towards the pony, leaving the rest of the group in the dust
>However, as the pony begins to book it with you following behind, the train disappears, with Applejack noticing immediately
>"Pinkie, stop! It's a trap! It's what he wanted you to do!"

--------

>One word that you can describe yourself as right now is "miffed"
>The pony you're chasing right now is, in one word, a "coward"
>And, in one word, you can describe your current state as "subpar"
>Running through a tunnel in the bare darkness on a railroad isn't the smartest of ideas, and you can confirm it because you
>But you know for a fact that you'll make him pay for destroying the train everyone was on
>An image of Twilight laying lifeless on the mountain is enough fuel to keep you going all night

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>>30766814
>You swear you hear Applejack behind you, telling you to slow down, but you see too much red to calm down
>And there's so much red, you didn't even notice a wall in front of you
"Ow!"
>Your face hurts badly, but you jump through the other side with 「PPP」's assistance
>Gasping, the pony keeps running, not expecting you to jump through so quickly
>Though, you think the wall may have disappeared out of the corner of your eye
>Slowly, you hear Blaze catching up towards you, the hoofsteps echoing within the tunnel
>You're assuming she used Lilac's flight abilities to get to you, or else you shudder to think of how they got over Applejack without falling
>"Pinkie! Turn back now, it's a trap!"
"I don't care! Trap or not, I'll show him what happens if you mess with my friends!"
>"You should listen to her. Who knows what I have planned for you?"
>Said pony appears from a rock you pass by, running next to you with a smirk
>You steer to the right, intending to push him into the tunnel walls so he falls over...
>...And incidentally enough, he does, not even bothering to use what powers he had in order to get you
>You'd be concerned on if you're in trouble, but you're a "hit now, ask later" kind of mare
>Swerving around and moving him onto the tracks, you pin him down and force him to look at you
"Tell me! What did you do to the train? What did you hurt my FRIENDS? I oughta do what you did to them!"
>The stallion laughs in response, prompting you to headbutt him to make things even
"Tell me!"
>Blaze stops a few feet away from you, looking upon you in shock and moving back
>"Pinkie! That's what he does! He tricked you by making the tunnel an illusion! The REAL tunnel's up ahead in the mountain!"
>Alright, now that's just plain unfair
>True to her words, the tunnel dissipates, leaving you on a thin road, the only thing keeping you from a long, hard fall

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>>30766818
"Wait..."
>Racking your head, you just can't comprehend how you were able to be duped so easily by a Paradox
>Especially when one detail keeps sticking out to you
"If that tunnel we went through didn't exist at all, then how did I push you into the walls?!"
>The stallion laughs, making the tunnel appear again and touching the walls
>"I guess I may as well tell you what the properties of my ability is since this is too good an opportunity to pass up. It creates three illusions, varying in strength."
>The tunnel dissipates, revealing the railroad and the surroundings again
>"The first illusion is named 「Sunrise」. It's the strongest illusion; it looks, feels, and seems real. The only problem is that light can pass through, which makes it easy for people to spot it's fake. Hm... I wonder how you didn't notice..."
"SHUT UP! I was busy making sure my friends didn't fall off! Keep talking!"
>The stallion nods, pointing back where the wall you busted through once was
>"The third illusion is named 「Sunset」. The weakest illusion, it can be plowed through easily, like you did to the walls. Like the first, light can pass through."
>You nod, mentally bucking yourself for not being able to pick up on the details earlier
>Still, you can't help but notice that the pony hasn't explained to you
"Hold on! What's the second one?"
>Before he answers, he points behind you, slowly disappearing, a voice coming behind you
>Celestiadamnit, it's the same stallion's voice
>"The second illusion is called 「High Noon」. Unlike the other two, light cannot pass through it. The cost of it is that the strength is weak, which is how you pushed 'me' to the walls. That's my ability; 「New Day Rising」."
>Without hesitation, the stallion throws you off the bridge
>You're going to have to brace yourself for the impact once you hit the ground

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>>30766820
"Shoot! I—「PPP」 won't be able to get me up there, but maybe I can get to another cliff—? Sweet merciful Luna, how am I going to get out of THIS one?!"
>Summoning 「PPP」, you put it in front of you, getting ready for the portal-like shenanigans that might happen next
>Except you feel a wind coming from beneath you, moving you away from the ground
>"Gosh! If it weren't for the 「Wind Beneath My Wings」, you'd be good as gone!"
>Lilac, with a goofy smile, flies next to you, making sure you get to the railroad safely
>The stallion looks fearful, but swallows his pride and smiles, getting ready to push you down again
>"So you had a friend that saved you from doom. Big deal! Three degrees of separation from reality is all it takes to take you down!"
>"Nope! You don't know a thing about my Paradox! Check it!"
>"What—?"
>Pointing her hoof towards the stallion, he's pushed back, causing him to fall on the rail
>The wind places you down on the railroad, Lilac flying right next to you
>"Alright! You and I should take him down! Or do you want to do this by yourself?"
"Of course not! Let's kick this guy's flank into next year!"
>Posing, the two of you stay in place, hoping to intimidate him into giving up
>Despite being visibly shaken, he smirks, turning over and dashing away from you towards the next REAL tunnel
>The two of you begin chasing him, the other three yelling at you both to come back before you get into trouble
>But with a stallion like him exploiting your emotions, what else are you going to do, let him free?
>The both of you reach the tunnel, which is completely straight, the light at the end showing a small glimpse of Canterlot
>Halfway throughout the tunnel is the one you're chasing, so you make due and begin running

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>>30766823
>A wall pops up, causing you to skid to a halt to inspect which kind of illusion it is
>It kind of looks like a sedimentary rock to you, and you know this because Maud told you the differences between the three types
>They should be easy to get through with a buck or two
>Or, well, you WOULD buck them, but Lilac crashed into the wall before you could do anything, making it crumble to pieces
>You guess it's killing two birds with one stone (huehuehue)
>Falling through the floor (with 「PPP」's help, not to your doom) to gain a bit of speed, you continue relentlessly chasing the culprit
>Said culprit looks back with a sweat, causing an illusion of a rock wall to appear again
>"Hey, hey, hey! Let's chill out a bit! Come on, you two aren't seriously going to hurt me over a joke, right?"
"A... A joke?"
>A flame ignites within you at the implication of your friends seemingly biting the dust being a joke, making you angrier than ever before
>So angry, in fact, that 「PPP」 punches the rock before you even tell it to
>You begin seeing red, running ahead at full force to show that pony what happens when he messes with your friends
"A joke would be you telling me EVERYTHING about your ability!"
>Another rock wall comes up, and your trusty Paradox punches through it, allowing you to continue ranting
"A joke would be you thinking you can beat me when you told me you hurt my FRIENDS!"
>You're halfway through the tunnel, now, and you're almost catching up to the pony
"A joke would be you intending to sell Rock Pony information even though I don't know if I AM one or not!"
>You begin catching up to him, Lilac cheering you on while she gets up from bashing into the wall
"If you think that hurting my friends is a joke, then you've got a messed up sense of humor! You wanna hear funny?"
>You leap into the air, landing onto the pony and falling on the rails
"Knock knock."

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>>30766826
>"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I promise you, they're A-okay, I saw them getting to the station and they're all fine—"
"Knock. Knock."
>Swallowing his pride, he looks back at you
>"Who's there?"
"Hertz."
>"Hertz who?"
"Hertz you, donut? 「PPP」!"
>Falling through the floor, the both of you appear at the end of the tunnel, 「PPP」 holding the pony by his neck
>You've played enough good cop for now, now it's time to get DOWN and DIRTY
>DIRTY DEEDS are to be DONE DIRT CHEAP
"What's your name?! Tell me! What's your name?!"
>"Sweet Victory! It's Sweet Victory!"
>You snicker at the irony at his name, before shaking your head and jabbing his chest with your right hoof
"Who sent you here?!"
>"Donut Joe! No, not him, his ability-thing! It spoke on his behalf? I'm not sure!"
"Great. What do you know about the Rock Ponies?!"
>"Nothing! Nothing at all, I swear, even if I was the one that was sent to get you! They haven't been heard of in ages! Not even Celestia knows they exist!"
"I see. Which is better? A hundred or two hundred?"
>"Um... Two hundred? Why?"
"Because that's how many punches you're gonna be given! 喰らう!"
>Throwing him up into the air via 「PPP」, you get ready to give him the beatdown of a lifetime
"Get ready! ROKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA—"
>During your yelling, you and 「PPP」 begin beating the absolute shit out of Sweet Victory, which despite isn't really a good thing, satisfies you anyway
"—KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA—"
>You hear Lilac behind you, so you look behind while still keeping the punches going
"—KAKAKAKAKAKA?"

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>>30766831
>"Pinkie, I think you should ease up on him. You already punched him a hundred times, I think that's enough—"
"KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!"
>"What do you mean 'He deserves it'? Hey! If I send him to Canterlot using my Paradox, will you stop beating him up?"
"KA KAKAKA KA KAKA KAKAKAKA?"
>"Of course not, he can tell everyone and no one will believe him! 「Wind Beneath My Wings」!"
"RO... KA!"
>With one final punch, Lilac sends Sweet Victory flying to Canterlot (more specifically, Donut Joe's donut shop), leaving you to regain your breath
>Beating the shit out of a pony with your Paradox is really hard on your body, especially since you're putting your soul into it
>It DID feel good unleashing your stress onto him, though, particularly now Canterlot is in your sights
>A few more minutes of walking and you'll be there, and you'll be able to save your friends from Donut Joe
>Sweet Celestia, you never want to have another donut in your life after meeting him
>And his Paradox can go jump off a cliff, too
>"Pinkie!"
>Oh, yeah, you forgot Applejack and the rest were with you
"Howdy, Applejack! Is everything alright?"
>Not saying anything more, the cowpony hugs you, sighing out of relief
>"Run out without me again and Ah swear to Celestia, you're gonna regret it. Ya could've gotten hurt! Next time, ask for help! If Lilac weren't here, you'd be a dead mare walkin'!"
"Yeah, but I'm a capable pony enough! See, I did a big number on him! I was like 'ROCK' and he was all like 'Don't hurt me' and now he's all the way to Canterlot!"
>"Ya did WHAT?!"
"He deserved it! No one threatens my friends and gets away with it!"
>Blaze trots up to you, pointing at your next destination
>"Less talking, more walking."

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>>30766835
>"Ya know, Pinkie, Ah still don't understand ya."
"Who understands me in the first place? No one except my sisters, I'll tell you that much!"
>After a long while, you're all travelling through the third tunnel, a few more miles until you reach your next destination
>As you learned from Lilac, the time is now one in the afternoon, which kind of baffles you
>It's hard to believe that a few hours ago you had a glass shard in your hoof and were left in the desert
>And, as it stands, you're hungry and thirsty, and you have no doubts that the others are too
>"Not like that, sugarcube. Ah'm talkin' how you dealt with him."
"What do you mean?"
>"Just a minute ago, he was talkin' a big game and almost had ya thrown offa' the rails! How did ya beat him so quickly?"
"Three possible explanations, AJ! One, I'm stronger than him, and he just caught me off guard. Two, ponies like him are just filler until we get Canterlot since Joe's too chicken to get us himself. Three, the author just ran out of ideas to keep that fight interesting!"
>"Ah can believe the first two, but what was that last bit?"
"Oh, it was nothing. Just a few theories!"
>Moving on from that, you take a deep breath and ignore your stomach rumbling
>You could go for a few sweets right now, but it's bad practice to hoard everything for yourself
>But it doesn't matter, since you can see the Canterlot train station right there, with no one standing around
>THANK LUNA THIS TREK IS OVER AT LAST
>Using 「PPP」, you get every member of your little group and teleport to the station before anyone sees you
>As you all gather your bearings, Terra's shaken, but taps you on the shoulder
>"Pinkie? Where are we going now?"
"That's a good question. Hm..."

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>>30766839
>Looking around, you decide to ask a nearby pony where the National Dessert Competition is
>You begin your inquiry with a local; a plain-looking stallion with silver eyes and a green-and-orange scarf
"Excuse me! Do you know where the National Dessert Competition is?"
>He looks back with shock, but smiles and points east towards a crowd of ponies in the streets
>"Right over there! Take a left, and if you see the princess walking around, you're there!"
"Thank you!"
>Zooming through the ponies (much to the chagrin of the AJ and the rest), you slow down so the others will catch up
>Blaze is annoyed, looking around for the princess so she can get this over with
>"Where is she? I want to get this other with so we can see Quartz!"
"Soon! The patch is right over there!"
>You remain calm as you and the rest head over to the competition, before being stopped by the guards, with one blocking the entrance
>"Papers, please."
>The other guard scoffs, looking towards the other one with a frustrated expression
>"Rookie, that's for the border checkpoints, not the desserts! Ask for the invites!"
>"Show me the invites."
>"Kid's got the personality for the Royal Guard, at least..."
>You show him the two invites for you and AJ, which detail five other ponies coming along with you
>(While the five ponies were referring to Fluttershy, AJ, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight, you can just say that you, Applejack, Terra, Blaze, and Lilac are the group altogether)
"Here you go!"
>"Invites are legitimate. Cause no trouble."
>"You're hopeless, kid."

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>>30766845
>Inside the clearing, you look around and marvel at all the sweets and confectionaries you can see
>Apple fritters oozing with sugar and sweet apples
>Chocolate cake with flavor and texture so delicious you would have thought it was Made in Heaven
>Milkshakes that not only bring all the foals to the yard, they bring the fillies, too
>You're not going to get stares for that last remark, are you?
>Anyway, none of that matters to you as you have to find the girls and make sure that the girls are okay
>"Pinkie?"
>Terra walks next to you, looking around at all the sweets
>Much like her namesake, she's looking plenty green at everything she's looking at
>She mustn't have a single sweet tooth on her (if anything, she looks like she could go for a salad instead of chocolate)
"Yeah?"
>"Where are we supposed to go now?"
"I'm supposed to be finding my friends! They should be somewhere around here!"
>While you look around, you hear a certain somepony's voice pop up during the cacophony of noise
>"Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that it is not good to jump to conclusions."
>Wait, what?
>Listening closely, you hear a voice frighteningly similar to yours
>"You have to find out all the facts before saying somepony did something. If you don't, you could end up blaming somepony for something they never did. This could hurt their feelings, and it can make you look really foolish. So from now on, I will always make sure to get all the facts."
>As you rack your brain for an answer, you gasp as you remember what 「Pride and Joy」's ability is
>What baffles you is that the cake you where going to put in is now a mishmash of the other bakers' treats
>Strangely enough, you can see Applejack there too, with Donut Joe nowhere to be seen

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>>30766852
>You gather up your little group (with Applejack with you as well? What is going on?), beginning to run to the clearing
>"How's that for a lesson, Princess Celestia?"
>There's no mistaking it; 「Pride and Joy」 has copied you to fit in with your friends
>Twilight nudges the other Pinkie's side, before looking to the cake
>"Care for a bite?"
>"I don't mind if I do!"
>Jumping into the air, Pinkie II devours the entire cake, which leaves a burst of anger coming from your heart
"WAIT RIGHT THERE, YOU FIEND!"
>Applejack appears next to you, shocked at a doppelgänger eating the cake
>The entire clearing becomes silent as the now-bloated Pinkie looks upon you and burps
>"Huh? Who're you?"
>Twilight looks upon you in shock, before looking back at the other pink party pony
>"P-Pinkie? Is this your Pinkie Sense acting up again?"
"Pony Joe! You've REALLY made me mad this time, you dang monster! Using goons to take care of my newfound friends, leaving me to perish on the tracks... Get out here before I tear you to pieces!"
>「PPP」 by your side, you begin to feel another bout of fighting swell in your chest
>Princess Celestia moves away, just as shocked as Twilight is
>The doppelgänger looks around, before pointing at you with a horrified expression
>"T-Twilight! Is that one of those changeling things you were talking about? I thought you said they were fake!"
>"They are, but... Which one of you is the real Pinkie? Which one is the real APPLEJACK?"
"THREE GUESSES, AND THE FIRST TWO DON'T COUNT!"
>Rushing forward before the group you were with could stop you, you get 「PPP」 ready to inflict hurt on your enemy
>This 「MMMystery」 is about to be solved, and you're going to catch the culprit
>ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ...

><=To=Be=Continued====

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PARADOX DIARIES 1

Paradox Name: 「Party Party Party」
Paradox User: PINKIE PIE
Appearance: Sticky Fingaz, although quite a bit of the design is pink and a bit less muscular
Power - B
Speed - C
Range - D (4m)
Durability - A
Precision - D
Potential - A

Pinkie Pie is the Element of Laughter, and the self-proclaimed Party Pony of Ponyville. She enjoys making others laugh, and throwing parties (obviously). 「PPP」 is built off of a key element of comedy, which is slapstick, much akin to Tom and Jerry's hammerspace. Multiple times, Pinkie's used it for jokes and pranks, but never before has she used it in a fighting situation. The reason no one knows it's a Paradox is because many dismiss it as "just Pinkie". However, in Pinkie Sense, Twilight was close to figuring out that something was off about Pinkie; she's just so clever she can hide it.

The main ability of 「PPP」 is the "hammerspace", in which Pinkie can store things, such as the many party things like balloons and party glasses. In addition to that, Pinkie is able to go in the hammerspace and appear in another location, such as when Pinkie zooms off into the air to go throw Twilight a party in the first episode. The hammerspace is similar to 「Burning Down The House」 in Stone Ocean, except it can be utilised much more efficiently.

「PPP」 isn't a quick Paradox, but it can be used to get to places in a hurry. It's not strong, either, but with the right amount of force, it's formidable in a fight. Is it hilarious seeing how Pinkie uses it? You can bet your flank it is. All she has to do is be clever, and who knows what she could pull off?

All in all, 「Party Party Party」 is an average Paradox that is useful offensively and for a cheap laugh, but you can expect Pinkie to use it more for gags than for face-offs. It's more of a comedic Paradox than it is a violent one... Depending on Pinkie's current mood.

--
Chapter X: The Road to Nowhere is finished! How was it?
https://pastebin.com/m1PkYVRD

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>>30764973
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyl_NdJXPv8

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｢Bumpnologic｣.

There seems to be a Jojo thread on /trash/. Is our time finally coming to an end?

>>30769448
If I remember correctly there's been threads Over just about literally anything and everything imaginable in trash so I'd personally say no... I want Raggie threads to go in the trash

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>tfw you get multiple really solid ideas that in no way work with your current story, forcing you to choose whether to let them wallow in the pits of thought or buck up, pull a Ditherer and write multiple stories at once.

>tfw you choose the latter option.

>>30770325
I am fully erect. Welcome back, Aus

>>30763791
>>30763917
Glad you guys liked it!

>>30766429
I like how instead of [Crazy Diamond] and [Killer Queen] representing Josuke and Kira as opposites, here they are used to show how Lyra and Bon Bon complement each other.
That was a smart move Omnee!
And I'm in for some slice of life comedy with ponies with stands if you ever take on Sofuto's idea.

>>30766863
The story is reaching it's climax!
I loved Pinkie's battle cry during her stand rush, and how she even managed to use it as a form of dialoge.
What I enjoyed the most was how the events of the episode took place off-camera, and just now you are adding up to the story.
Really looking forward for the conclusion.

>>30767441
Another great video bump!

Share your thoughts on the newest chapter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMy4EZBgbIk

｢The Bump you save｣

One of these fanfics is about JJBA characters in Equestria?I really want to read something like that.

>>30774265
Why yes indeed
Omnee has a series involving Kira visiting Equestria called Kira Visits Horseland!
You can find it in his Pastebin
Here's the first part:
>https://pastebin.com/G5AdpJET
It's worth the read, I can assure you!

>>30774324
Thank you.

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>>30744733
>>30769448
>>30769891
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAV2jTk027k

>>30770325
>pull a Ditherer
Shucks. Speaking of, I need to get CRBA14 done, and then finish my project before I get to ざわ Marble 3 ざわ.

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>>30774355
Shit, forgot trip.

>>30774355
You know why I like your bumps Ditherer?
Not only do they draw inspiration from ｢Meti Not the Bad Guy｣, but each time they resemble more and more to the Lucky Land Communication videos.
And of course, they just keep getting better and better.

>>30774831
Who is the cutest Pony Stand User and why is it Coco?

>>30777048
That's not Sweetie Belle

>>30771687
I think I'll only take on Sofuto's idea when I've finished one of my 3 main stories so never, but I'd like to just do some silly Stand stuff after I finish all these grand adventures I've got my characters undertaking.

>>30774355
There it is. I've been immortalized on the internet. I'm honored that you'd make something like that about me, Dith. Story updates are coming soon boys. I'd say within the next week or two.

Super Spoilers on this link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioAZjTz7rnQ

>>30780112
That is one fast Sheer heart attack, it's like sonic but with a explosive ability

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>>30780993
>>30780112
Oh shit. If I put it in my story, I kinda wanna make KVH's Sheer Heart Attack that fast. It'd make sense if it were to sacrifice power for speed, just like [I Want it All]'s general power decrease.

>>30774324
>Getting recommended by Cameo-sama
Pic related

>>30766856
Nice

Short update today. Continuing from Pastebin.

“So we know that there’s a group of Stand users keeping tabs on us, that the one who attacked me yesterday was one of them, and that they’ve issued a threat against us. We need for the rest of the elements of harmony to get Stands ‘or else,’ according to Sunny Skies. With that info in mind, what should we do now besides call everyone in for a meeting?”
>”We write the princess a letter. I think that’d be a good place to start. Maybe give everypony Stands one by one later.”
>”Good idea Twilight, I’ll grab a quill and some paper.”
>”Thank you, Spike. Now, we need to give everyone Stands, but what will we do if they decline? I can’t imagine Fluttershy or Rarity are gonna want to get stabbed by a rusty old Arrow after they saw what it did to Applejack and Spike.”
“Good point. We’ll have to find some way to convince them later. Suppose some of our friends don’t get Stands at all, what then? Are the rest of us gonna have to jump in and cover for them?”
>Twi cocks her head to the side, considering the situation
>Spike returns with his writing implements, and glances expectantly at the both of you
>”Well Twi looks like she’s thinking pretty hard, so how about you dictate Anon?”
“Oh, sure. Dear Princess Celestia, it’s been a hell of a couple days. Yesterday I was assaulted by a knife-throwing unicorn and Applejack and Spike got Stands from the Arrow. Today Twilight, Spike, and I fought with a particularly punny pegasus who almost made us forget everything about ourselves. Then she revealed that she was part of a group called Eight Days A Week and threatened the Elements of Harmony with death unless they all got Stands of their own. We were going to call everyone to the library and discuss the situation with them, maybe give them Stands one by one. If you could help us out with this whole thing I’m sure everyone would be really grateful. P.S. Sorry for making you cry. Come by and visit soon, okay?
Your favorite human, Anon.”

>>30783449
>Spike gives you a disbelieving look
>”You made princess Celestia cry? What the heck did you do?”
>You sheepishly rub the back of your head
“After Celestia stabbed me with the Arrow I passed out for three days and lost most of my blood. She thought I wasn’t gonna recover and I think she felt really guilty about it, so when she came to see me before I got released from the hospital wing she just started crying and ran off.”
>The purple dragon slumps forward in sadness, deflating a little after your story
>”Dang Anon, I’m sorry to hear that. Must’ve been hard to watch.”
>Sighing, you agree
“Yeah, it made me feel like garbage for something I didn’t even do. Uh, didja finish that letter?”
>”Hm? Yeah, it’s ready to go. Lemme send it.”
>Spike scampers up the basement stairs and out the door, followed by a rush of noise and light, and then he comes running back down towards you
>"Alright, it's been sent. So what's the verdict Twilight? Are we gonna give everyone Stands?"
>"...Yeah. I can't see any other way out of this situation. We have no clue how many more agents this group has besides the ones they're sending at us this week and I'd rather not spend the rest of my life fighting against an enemy I barely know or understand, not to mention the danger we'll all be in until this situation is dealt with. I don't want any of us, especially you Spike, to be at risk for any longer than we have to be."
>"So wouldja like me to round 'em up? I can go find 'em all around town."
>The purple pony nods gratefully
>"Yes, please do. I'll set things up over here for everypony when they can get here. Just tell them we're convening around 5 or 6 and that it's urgent, okay?"
>Your dragon buddy salutes her
>"Will do, Twilight!"
>"Haha, good. Anon, can you accompany him? I'm a little concerned about Spike being out on his own now."
"Yeah, I know what you mean. I'll head out with him, see about rounding the girls up for later. See you in a bit, Twi."
>"See you."

>>30783498
>With that, you and your dragon companion (although you're really his companion right now) head out of the library and set off for Sugar Cube Corner
>As you enter, you are accosted by the shrill tones of everyone's favorite party animal
>"SPIKE! ANON! HOW'S IT GOING!?"
"Howdy Panko."
>"Heya Pinkie! Twilight's trying to get the group together around 5 or 6 tonight at her place, does that work for you?"
>"Heck YEAH it does! Tell her I'll be there at 5, okay? You guys getting anything?"
>After the morning's events you're anything but hungry, and now you start scanning the various customers at the eatery
>Some of them focus on your cast-clad right hand, but none of them seem suspicious
>"Nah, I'm good. Anon, you want something?"
"Hm? Nope. Thanks though Pinkie. C'mon dude, let's go find Rarity."
>"Haha, yeah..."
>"See you guys later!"
>The two of you bid farewell to Pinkie and head towards Carousel Boutique

>"Um, Anon? Can we maybe go here last? I, uh..."
"Getting nervous, huh? Okay, I guess we can head to Fluttershy's place or Sweet Apple Acres next. Where do you wanna go dude?"
>"How about Sweet Apple Acres?"
"Sure, lead the way man."
>As he takes the lead you see him wipe his brow with the back of a scaly arm

>As the two of you approach AJ's farm, you notice that the usual workload has only been half accomplished for this point in the day
>Guess she's serious about taking the day off
>"Hey Anon, I don't see AJ anywhere. D'you think she's in the house?"
"Probably. She sent me a letter giving me the week off for my hand to heal and said she'd be taking the day off to mess around with her Stand. She could be in the barn, actually."
>"Great! Let's check there first."
>His enthusiasm gets a little smile out of you as the two of you make for the barn
>As you predicted, Applejack is inside, tossing ropes and various things through ｢Rawhide｣'s area of effect
>"Howdy fellas! Ah thought Ah told ya it's yer day off, Anon!"
"Yeah well something's come up."

>>30783620
"Twilight's trying to gather the eight of us for a little group meeting later tonight around 5 or 6 and it's got to do with Stands. Can you make it?"
>At the mention of Stands her face hardens a little
>"What's brought this on Anon?"
>Glancing at Spike, you decide to keep it short
"I can't tell you here. We'll explain more when we meet up tonight. Do some more training with ｢Rawhide｣, just in case."
>"Yer kinda freakin' me out here, pardner. Ah can make it, but the way yer talkin' bout it kinda makes me not want to."
>"C'mon Applejack, it's really important! You have to come! Please?"
>Spike gives her his best puppy-dog eyes and your orange friend quickly relents
>"Arright fine, I'll be there. But we better not get attacked or nothin' you hear me?"
"Loud and clear AJ. See you later."
>With that, you and Spike bid her farewell and walked off to Fluttershy's house

Alright, I'm back in the saddle and Stand-related things are gonna happen soon. I'm on a tight schedule today so this was all I had time for, but I'll post some more later tonight.
Pastebin is here: https://pastebin.com/LSAXFsKT

>>30689808
Damm japan... I really want to fuck that guy/girl.

Board's moving pretty fast tonight. Anyone about to post story updates or thinking of posting something new?

>>30786167
I'm trying to get something for the weekend, but my job is being a pain right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCIUf8eYPqA
Funny story, the other day I dreamt my boss had an automatic stand that prevented his workers from doing anything other than work for him. If you get a phone cal, or doze off, if you have to use the bathroom, or even when you are about to go back home, his ability would make something happen to force you stay working.
The only way of beating it was to pull a Robocop and get fired.
...
I should probably stop thinking about ponies and stands during work hours.

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>>30771687
Thank you for the compliments, but I won't end it just yet because I still have to show Lilac and the rest meeting Cloudy Quarts. Maybe I'll make PPBA: PD a Part series, like the actual JoJo.
>>30786167
I will post another chapter soon. Tomorrow, or the day after that.
But if I found out how people make those video bumps, maybe I could make some for the thread when it's slow. I don't like the idea of leaving for a few days and only popping in when I have the chapter ready.

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You know what motherfucking time it is!?!?!

About 8:08am in my country of Brit bong land