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Magicless anon :another fucked op edition

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>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."
Previous Thread: >>30462297 → # → #

This thread is about Anon living in Equestria, with a particular emphasis on lacking any magic, and the ways in which Anon deals with it.

COMPLETE:
"Obsession" - Sea Urchin: http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF
https://pastebin.com/8DSdhfkR
"Anon's horn problem" - Anonymous: http://pastebin.com/pwaq7a3L

IN PROGRESS:
"Thaumaturgy With Anon" - HK-47: http://pastebin.com/GGMNC8h7
"Cheap Tricks & Class Acts" - Houdini Anon: https://pastebin.com/qSWgt7LP

DEADER THAN DISCO:
"Magicless Anon's Adventures" - Bits: https://pastebin.com/X5YrqfvR
"Magic Battery" - TemporaryName: https://pastebin.com/FyXvxfbi
"Magic Dick" - Silly Story Anon: https://pastebin.com/FZ4n960B
"Magicless Anon" - MSG: http://pastebin.com/VbAKPiVJ
"ArtifactAnon" - Anonymous: http://pastebin.com/RCnBBA90
"Anon's Bizarre Adventures" - Ritefrend: http://pastebin.com/Fsm9pvU2
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>>30686719
>>30686708
>Fixed the OP
>Previous Thread: >>30462297 → → # → #
Another fucked OP edition indeed

And first for weaponized boops
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>>30686708
Neat.
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>>30686708
Is there a story about anon being able to use magic and just doesn't know yet?
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fuck off to AiE already.
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> You are surprised and amazed, so you must be Anon after reading a particularly interesting section of the book.
> The book revealed some cool things to you.
> Such as how to use gemstones and light to generate magic.
> Sure it's not very efficient, and it's difficult to use unless you crystallize lots of sunlight, but it's a way to not kill half the Everfree while casting spells.
> It works similarly to a kinetic dynamo would, except instead of a magnet rotating inside a copper wire coil, it's light going through a special gemstone lens made with a special spell, and then passing through a cylinder made from gem paper.
> That and no kinetic energy is required for operation.
> You desparately want to start now, but you remember it was getting late from the last time you stepped outside the cave.
> You also decide to grab a light crystal.
> Not one you made, but a natural one.
> If you gave her one you made, she would either know it was artifical, or not know and think it was special enough to send to Celestia, who would definitely know.
> You decided to do it for two reasons: because it will hopefully relieve some of the awkwardness by making Twilight happy, and because you can hopefully find out some uses for these crystals.
> Obviously the ones you made can be used for lighting and indoor gardening, as well as for the magic dynamo thing, but you want to know if you can do something cool with them.
> Taking a moderately sized crystal from the cave's walls and hiding your very incriminating things, you leave the cave and hurry back to the castle in the Everfree.
> You manage to get there very close to nightfall, and the castle is dark enough that you have to use the crystal you took for lighting.
> It's very dim compared to the sunlight crystal you made, but at least it keeps you from falling down holes you can't see.

1/6
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>>30687553
> Eventually you get back to "your room", and eat some apples and drink more of the bucket of water before putting the crystal somewhere you hopefully won't lose it and lying down to sleep.
> Tomorrow is going to be a bit difficult.
> After a good sleep, you finally wake up.
> You stretch, go to your designated bathroom area across the hall, and then go back to your room to eat the rest of your apples, drink more water, and then use the rest of said water to remove some of the stench that is no doubt permiating off of your person.
> Then you put the bucket in the apple sack, pocket your light crystal, and take some gems that you left in the room.
> Finally, you depart for Ponyville yet again.
> As you walk, you try to think of possible uses for these light crystals.
> They're magically charged, so you might be able to use them as magic batteries.
> They're crystalline, so you might be able to crush them and make single-use gem paper.
> Carry around a stick of charcoal and you can make a spell on the fly.
> That is, if the crystals can even BE crushed.
> They're made of light, so they might either decay faster, or explode.
> But you can't test that right now.
> Thinking for a moment longer as you yawn, you believe that you could have indoor solar panels if you knew anything useful about electronics.
> You know how to do very simple stuff, and that's it.
> You can make weak electromagnets, voltaic piles, and kinetic generators.
> Even then, that's only an "in theory" kind of thing.
> And materials will probably still be expensive.
> You're not even sure if they know what ferromagnets are at all.
> However, you've gotten so off track, you didn't realize you were close to Zecora's hut until you looked up and saw said zebra walking towards you.
> And seeing her reminds you that you didn't really need to buy the apples, because she taught you what plants were safe to eat in the Everfree.
> Feeling stupid, you decide to greet Zecora.
"Hey, Zecora."

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>>30687560
> "Ah, greetings, Anonymous. I hear you've been quite the sourpuss."
"Yeah, I had a bit of a disagreement with Twilight a few days ago. Been staying in the old castle, but I'm going back today."
> "Then it is a fine day, but from the castle, you should be away."
"Yeah, it's dangerous and all that, but I needed somewhere to stay."
> "I understand, Anonymous. However beware; some things are bigger than the both of us."
"It must be hard getting your point across sometimes, with all those rhymes. Have you ever accidentally said "orange"?"
> "Orange? Please, that word does not make me cringe."
> Did...
> Did she manage to rhyme the word "orange" by pronouncing it as "oringe"?
> That's... Kinda cool, actually.
> Now that you've seen it done, you can't help but wonder how no one thought of that before.
> Of course, you wouldn't count it if it weren't for the fact that you've heard many, many people pronounce it with an i instead of an a.
"I must admit, that's some clever wordplay."
> And you're still wondering how you never thought of it.
> You part ways with Zecora, and, after a few minutes, make it to Ponyville.
> You walk through town, avoiding stepping on any foals, as the ponies call children.
> You've thankfully never done it, but you get paranoid around small living creatures like that.
> Sure most of them are big enough to not get stepped on, but they're still small enough to accidentally get kicked in the face.
> And that would still be bad.
> You make it to Twilight's without making mothers hide their children from you in fear of you kicking them in the face, and open the door.
> You start wondering why Twilight doesn't get a knocker installed, until you remember that ponies have hooves, which are much better at knocking on solid gold doors than hands are.
> You would add in other hoofless races, but the town is literally called "ponyville".
> Emphasis on "pony".
> You open the door, and begin to announce your presence.

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>>30687641
> However you don't really need to, as Twilight is standing there already.
> "Anon! You actually came back! Er, not that I thought you wouldn't, heh."
> You're not sure if you should be offended by that comment or flattered that she actually waited by the door for you.
"Why wouldn't I come back after I said I would?"
> "Well, I mean, if you really were a crazy hermit, then..."
"Twilight, why would a crazy hermit act civilized when interacting with others?"
> She pauses and contemplates that for a moment.
> "I suppose you have a point."
> You sat down and talked to Twilight for a while before Starlight eventually came in to profusely apologize.
> You forgave her, because you know that these ponies can have random bursts of borderline autism.
> Which usually result in some sort of lesson being learned.
> Of course, before you realized that ponies may in fact all be borderline autistic, you frequently voiced your opinion on anything that sounded dumb to you.
> And you may have said something about Starlight shortly after you met her.
> It sounded logical at the time, but you ended up regretting it after she broke out into tears, making everyone in the room angry at you.
> You did eventually get everything sorted out, and apologized, but you can't help but feel bad even now.
> Damn ponies and their hurt puppy look. It gets you almost every time.
> They're all so fluffy and naive that you can't help but want to protect them.
> Damn thousand year old parental instincts.
> You talk with Twilight and Starlight about various subjects for a while longer before you remembered to give Twilight the light crystal from the cave.
"Oh, hey, Twilight, I just remembered: I found this thing in a cave when I got lost in the Everfree one day."
> You fish the crystal out of your pocket and hand it over to Twilight, who curiously examines it for a moment before nearly dropping it as her mouth drops and her eyes grow wide.

4/6
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>>30687665
> Looking to the side, you can see Starlight reacting much the same.
> "Anon."
> Twilight's voice is surprisingly calm considering her reaction.
> "Where in Equestria was this cave at?"
"A cave in the Everfree. I'm not sure where the cave is at, but it's somewhere."
> "Anon, you don't understand, these crystals are very, VERY rare. And one of this size is well beyond the legal size limit."
> Legal size limit?
> Oh shit, these might be more useful than you thought if Celestia thought it would be a good idea to limit how big of one someone can have.
> Starlight speaks up now.
> "Anon, these crystals are very valuable and dangerous! If you stumbled on the cave, and there were more, someone else could as well."
> Why is this such a big deal? Are these literally radioactive or something?
"What's so special about them that they're size restricted, anyway?"
> Twilight looks at you, lips pursed.
> "Anon, these crystals emit high amounts of raw mana. They're like contained mini-suns of magic."
> You blink.
> "And a crystal this dim must be radiating higher frequency mana and light waves, meaning it's even more powerful."
> Woah, what?
> Dimmer crystals are better?
> Man, now you don't feel as accomplished.
> "Anon, if we had access to this cave, we could further magic theory by decades!"
> If finding them out about a small cave full of them is this big of a deal, you'd like to see how they react to the fact that you made one.
> Except you really don't because that would give you away and end with you being sent to the moon.
"Sorry, Twilight, I don't remember where the cave is."
> Oh man, that ear droop though.
> "Well, I guess there's not much we can do to help that."
> Her ears straightened out and she raised her head up.
> "Oh, also, I'm afraid I'll have to keep this crystal, because it's most likely a dozen or so grams over the maximum size."
> Wow, that's a small maximum size.
"Well, I was going to give it to you anyway, as a present, but okay."

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>>30687698
> Twilight and Starlight talked about the crystal for a bit, occasionally asking you a question, which you answered, until you all realized it had gotten fairly late, most likely being shortly after dinner time.
> You went to the dining room and ate the best meal you've had in several days, before you all went to bed a few hours of loafing around thereafter.

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6/6

Ta-da! At long last, I stopped procrastinating and posted this.
It would have been here a long time ago, but I ran out of steam near the end and couldn't figure out where to go with the story.
Updated pastebin here: https://pastebin.com/Y58jzFMj

Tell me just how shitty it is.
On a side note, I really hate slow internet.
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>>30686708
>"Give your Princess a kiss, Anon! You know there's no running away from me!"
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>>30687867
Thanks senpai
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>>30687867
Anon done fucked up now. With all the caves n shit. Twololololo's definitely doing a search on it as soon as he leaves.
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>>30687891
Ewww females
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>>30687509
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>>30687867
This green is very much appreciated.
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>>30687867
Not too shabby, for what I assume is your first bit of work.
Really, you just have to work on showing, and not telling.
I'd work on getting a rough outline of what your overall plot's going to be, too. Once you get that out of the way and written down, the actual meat of the writing should come pretty quickly.

Overall, not bad/10
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>>30688521
Yeah, this is what I was afraid was going to happen as soon as he stashed his shit there and then decided to bring back a magic crystal to show Twilight. So now he has to find a way to leave unnoticed and shag ass back out to the cave to grab his stuff and hide it somewhere else. inb4 he takes a bunch of prime crystals too, but then when TPTB find the cave they notice a bunch have been broken off
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Any stories where anon isn't a complete autist and twilight isn't a cunt?
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>>30686708
>Previous Thread: >>30462297 → → # → #
you fucking idiot that's not the previous thread this is, >>30632929
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>>30692084
another one
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We should call this the HK-47 thread now that urchin is kill
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>>30686708
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suicide bomber anon when
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>>30688990
>"I gave myself a cock, Anon! Now you have to kiss me!"
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>>30694361
>Futa
Still gay yo
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Writefag here interested in trying out a story some Anon mentioned a couple threads ago about "Anon bringing the Dark Soul to Equestria".

I have an idea and my own rendition of such a story, and yes, it does involve Anon being the only being with no magic whatsoever at the beginning. So if you guys are interested, I already have a Dark Souls-esque prologue set up for the story.

If you have any questions about what I have planned, such as if it will fit the concept of the thread, feel free to ask.
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>>30694344
Explain
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>>30694948
Well, the concept is 'how anon deals with having no magic', so it's a pretty liberal creative license.
Most stories here involve Anon getting magic later on, so I'd say you're good.
Have at her, (You).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l__8ExcSOPY

By the Void - Prologue

>The Heart's Warming Eve tale, passed down by Equine tongue, tells of the story of how the land of Equestria was formed. Three tribes, the unicorn, the pegasi, and the earth ponies sought for shelter, for their disharmony corrupted the soil and weather. The vicious Windigos, beings of the Void, stalked the nomads, until they were finally corralled in bitter winds and a blistering storm.

>They were doomed, had it not been for the Harmony within that saved these creatures. Setting aside their differences, they drove away the beasts, back to their primordial home. Only select creatures, since the beginning, were granted the gift of Harmony.

>Long before even Equestria was formed, there existed Chaos. Unbalance and anarchy reigned the world. Only the ancient beings walked these cracked plains. They had no magic, relying on their meek bodies, yet knowledgeable minds.

>But then there was Harmony, and with harmony, came Evil. Creation and destruction, light and dark, and of course, good and bad. Then they came, emerging to claim the essence. Tirek, first of the damned, Chrysalis and her Hive of Changelings, and the first Alicorn.
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>>30696472

>With their newfound strength, they challenged the ancient beings of the old world. The first Alicorn’s magic tore through their barricades and towers. Chrysalis weaved storms of insects and decay from her Hive. Tirek sucked the energy and hope from their very essence. And an ancient furtive being betrayed its own, in hopes with newfound power to seek something long lost.

>From their victory, only arose new turmoil. Harmony and Evil cannot reign a new age, for one would subdue the other. The first Alicorn and the furtive being battled against the damned Beast and the Changeling Queen. Harmony triumphed over Evil, with Tirek being locked away in Tartarus, and Chrysalis fleeing to the Badlands. The furtive being left to pursue its effortless quest, leaving the burden of the new age with the first Alicorn.

>Yet, none can silence the chaos. From the vestiges of old, and from the newfound forces of Harmony and Evil, an amalgamation of the two essences formed. And thus the Void was created. An abyss of chaos and discord, seeking to deform the rebirthed world. From the essence of the ancient beings, deformed creatures were molded; beings of the Void. Soon Harmony and Evil will be subdued, and only Chaos will reign.

>Even now, there are only shimmers of light, and cracks of dark. Equines sees not harmony, but endless discord. Beasts cannot conquer the untamable anarchy, for it spares nopony. And amongst the equines and beasts are seen, carriers of the accursed Chaos Star.

>Yes, of course. The Chaos Star brands the Husks. And in this land, the Husks are corralled and led to the snows of the north, where they are locked away, to await the end of the world… The Void beckons them, to feed their bodies to the old chaos, and fuel the ever growing abyss.

>Only, in the ancient legends it is stated, that one day, an ancient being of old shall be born from the Void, and in pilgrimage, travel to the land of Equestria. This is you. No one else, but you.
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>>30696477
That's what I have for the prologue. If you guys want more, I'll start working on the first chapter as soon as I can. Hope you like it.
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>>30696503
I'm interested.
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I can't believe another thread died early.
What the fuck is wrong with us, we can't even keep a thread bumped for 250 posts?
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>>30696796
>"It's okay Anon, we understand. You've tried your best."
>"After all, how can one expect to have a nice thread going without magic?"
>"Aren't you being a bit, I dunno, hard on him?"
>"Shush Spike, Anon has to learn to accept the truth, however unpleasant it may be."
>tfw ponies don't even let you shitpost because you have no magic
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>>30697629
>shitpost magic
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Let me have a try at this prompt writing thing.
>Twi argues about Anon being useless without magic
>Anon says he can take care of himself
>'Oh, really?'
>*teleports him to frozen north mountain range to prove the point*
>after a minute or two she decides he had enough and teleports him back to caste
>except she cant lock onto him because he has no magic signature
>whops?
>Twi with friends organize search party and go in to rescue him
>in the meantime, Anon crawls into some icecave to get out of blizzard
>already spent last 20 minutes resenting Twicunt for basically sentencing him to death in this frozen wasteland
>he hates this cold, hates blinding white snow and ice, hates biting wind and this whole situation he found himself in
>but the most he hates this purple cunt of a princess
>with those thoughts he falls unconscious, snow covering cave entrance
>from deep within the cave, spirits last seen during Equestrias founding stir from their slumber
>2 months later
>Anon presumed dead
>Twi got out with slap to the hooves, we cant have a princess guilty of murder after all
>Still pretty traumatized tho
>cut to Crystal Empire
>shield goes out for just a second
>Caddy senses a disturbance in LOVE
>OMC, is that ANON?!?
>why are Windigoes, spirits of hate that almost were death to all ponykind circling him?
>and why are they listening to his commands, casting ice where he points his finger?
>Anon proceeds to make Twicunts live as miserable as possible by being a petty asshole with ice powers
>every
>single
>day
>he even erects his ice tower right next to her castle for maximum asshole efficiency
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why is this thread so dead
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>>30698292
Thursday
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bump
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>>30698497
why is everyone dead on thursday?
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>>30698292
Becaus epeople get lost and give up on us when the thread dies improperly. It's meant to be archived after it gets to 500 posts and can't be bumped anymore, with one of the final posts linking to the new thread so people can easily find it when they come back and find the thread pruned.
We've died improperly twice now back to back.
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>>30696503
Nice
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>>30694948

Anon with Dark Souls style magic in Equestria!
here is some link with some ideas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjQ6ML-NJ-Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGHhqbaOGy8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb_rySDxdHg
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>>30700682
>Thread archived prematurely twice
If it happens again, there's little point in making another. Don't hang on to a dead general.
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>>30697785
>>he even erects his ice tower right next to her castle for maximum asshole efficiency
>he forms it such that it reflects the sunlight and puts a glare on her face in the early morning before she wants to wake up
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Cabalist Anon when? Unicorn magic isn't the only kind magic there is.
And last thing demons of Tartarus expect is their magic being turned against them.

How would you rather get that magic though?
>make a pact with a demon, doesn't necessarily mean selling the soul
>uncover the ancient and probably forbidden practices of demon coercion
>use the occult knowledge obtained on Earth
>create your own brand of dark magic through studies
>create a blend of Earth and equestrian occult knowledge
There are many ways that lead to the goal - obtaining magic, and there are many paths the story can take after that. From Obsession-tier despair to happy endings.
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>>30701287
I only resurrected it once, and that was the last one with the fixed OP. If it dies again I have no plans on intervening, however I want HK to have a plan for that eventuality. No offense to any of the other writers trying their hand at the prompts here, but HK's story at the least deserves to get finished in more than just pastebin updates. He deserves all the (you)'s he gets and more.
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>>30694344
>>30695573
It's a one-shot
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>>30696653
>>30701027
>>30701228
I'm going to make a few strawpolls for a couple of things:

-What Anon's personality will be like
-If Anon sticks to one weapon/style, or goes through a variety on his quest
-Starting area (Which does matter in terms of the 'bosses' I have planned)

I'll release them later today if I have the time.

>>30702021
I'll give it a read, because I know the feeling all too well of putting effort into your writing and not getting any feedback. If that's how the thread is here, just bumps and no criticism or replies, I might have to attempt my story elsewhere. No hard feelings, it's just how it is.
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Holy fuck you guys
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>>30702539
The problem is definitely not a lack of engagement from readers, last thread had an extensive debate about Obsession, one that is recurring but still. The stories get criticism and feedvack, the problem is that it comes in bursts and in the meantime between those bursts of activity the thread easily dies while no one is looking.
We're not dead, we're just too fucking slow for the board suddenly.
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My mistake. Though, I am curious as to why it's in bursts.
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>>30682884
>"Hey, you alive there?"
>She was walking around to your right, and you turn your head towards her.
"Is he all right?"
>Not the response she was expecting.
>"I-- Uh... The medics are coming. Sergeant Measure's already stabilizing him, so his chances are good."
"Oh thank God."
>"He's... he's a tough bat. He'll get through it."
>You try again to get up, pushing yourself up with your arms.
>The small movement on your legs lands you in a world of pain.
>"Hey, don't move around! You threw your damn legs out!"
>Sweet merciful Christ, that smarts.
>You've got enough presence of mind to notice more hoofsteps coming your way.
>Never thought the lab would be this crowded one day.
>"Lieutenant, we've got the mixture ready."
>"Perfect timing. Alright, Anon, we're gonna have to roll you over for this one."
"Fffffantastic."
>Trying to roll yourself over doesn't do much, other than cause intense leg pain.
>So the ponies help you out, instead causing HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE KILL ME pain.
>At least you get a better view of the guards.
>Accompanying Light, was a pair of other guards, a medical pouch between the two.
>Which they just now open up, pulling loose--
>...
>"Sorry, Anon, but oral solution's gonna take too long."
>You know, she doesn't sound that apologetic about it.
>In fact, she seems to be holding back a smirk.
>God damn it, even in alien horse land, you can't escape the fucking needles!
>Two large syringes, one for each pony, full of--
>"Here, you'll need this."
>She's holding out one of those things you bite down on, made of cloth.
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>>30704724
>You give her the deadest of deadpan looks as you take it.
>If she responded with a look of her own, you didn't notice.
>Since you already chomped down, eyes shut.
>Hooves are felt on your legs, putting the hurt on all by themselves.
>Fucking hell, at least don't drag it ou--
>AAAAAAAAAAGH
>OKAY FUCK THEY DON'T DRAG IT OUT
>OH JESUS PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>HOLYFUCKIT'SGETTINGWORSEFUCKFUCKQPRMCSMNQPIJMYKTWIJQNVIDQP
>...
>>"You."
>>Huh?
>>Fuck was what?
>>You turn around, surveying the alley behind you.
>>"Yes... yes, you'll do just marvelously..."
>>Great.
>>Now you're hearing whispering.
>"Alright, who's out there?"
>>"Alcoholic, personal conflicts, little familial ties... and such superficial charm."
>"Damn it, if this is you, Un+-o%n, I swear to Christ--"
>>Something's coming out of the ground.
>>Something is floating out from the fucking ground.
>>It...
>>Jesus Christ, it looks like a skinny, tiger-striped, four-armed bonobo.
>>And it was giving you the evil grin to match the Lo Pan shit it just pulled.
>>"I could certainly have done worse, in such a limited window of time."
>"Who th-- What the fuck are you?!"
>>"Now, will this one struggle as much as the other one, I wonder?"
>>It's floating towards you, two arms extended.
>>Nope.
>>NOPE.
>>Out comes your Beretta.
>"B-back off!"
>>"Of course he'll struggle."
>"Damn right! Not a fan of fuckin' anal probes!"
>>"He-- Hahahah, and he understands me, too! Oh, this is perfect!"
>>It lunges.
>>You fire.
>>BLAM
>>BLAM
>...
>THUMP
>THUMP
>"He's coming around!"
>"Well, don't crowd him!"
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>>30704730
>A groan escapes you, while you open your eyes.
>After a brief focus period, you see...
>Some orange pony in guard get-up, with an analyzing stare.
>"He will be fully cognizant of his surroundings in two seconds."
>The fuck?
>Who the fuck is this--
>Oh.
>OH.
>You sit up at light speed, luckily not hitting that other sergeant on the way up.
>You're surrounded by guards, mostly of the Invictus variety.
>The Night guards look ecstatic to see you.
>And...
>Well, your legs are mobile now.
>And nothing hurts.
>It's a good start, for what you just went through.
>You stand up, taking better stock of your surroundings.
>You were in the main area of your lab.
>You must have been moved.
>Then, you spot Light.
>Still giving you the stink eye, after everything.
>As much as you wanted to deck her right now, you had other concerns.
>So back to the orange horse you turn.
"How long was I out?"
>"You were unconscious for seven minutes and thirty-seven seconds, due to a combination of sensory overload and a brief period of cardiac arrest."
>What?
>Oh, for fuck's sake.
>"The presence of the musculature repair agent in your system made it possible to employ damaging CPR techniques to restore function."
>You can't help but sigh.
"All right... Just... How is Razor?"
>"Sergeant Razor Wind is recovering back in your household, under intensive care. He has been stabilized, but will require a higher degree of post-mission care."
>Oh thank Christ, he was all right!
>That's one huge load off your chest.
>At least this weird-ass horse was being extremely helpful.
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>>30704737
>But...
>Something wasn't right about this.
"And... where are the princesses?"
>He manages a partial angry look, at least.
>But his tone doesn't change all that much.
>"Neither princess Celestia, princess Luna, or princess Twilight have been seen or detected since the battle with the runic constructs began."
>Fuuuuuck.
>"Which means something must have taken them captive."
>That didn't come from the sergeant.
>That came from Light.
>That's your cue to turn back to her.
>At least her 'perpetual cunt' face had some meaning now.
>"On top of that, the Element bearers haven't been seen, either. Which means that same something captured them, too."
"At least tell me you have an idea of where they would have gone."
>"Of course we do."
"Then what are we waiting around for?"
>"'We'?"
>...
>Are you fucking serious?
>"YOU aren't going anywhere. And I'm not about to get roped into letting you run around, doing as you please, either."
>Okay, forget what you said before.
>Now you really wanted to deck her.
>"The course of action you are suggesting, lieutenant, is not advised."
>Oh, she gets even angrier with that interjection.
>Angry enough to storm past you, and get right in the face of that other sergeant.
>God, remind yourself to get his actual name sometime.
>"Sergeant, I've just about had enough of your insubordination! As it stands, you face a likely punishment of summary execution!"
>"While I am prepared to accept the consequences of my actions, we face a situation that undermines our organization, and all of Equestria."
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>>30704743
>They looked about ready to go at it again, but another Invictus guard rushing in cut them off.
>"News from the town! Two more constructs have appeared, and are approaching the residence of former agent Sweetie Drops!"
>Wait, who?
>"Two more?! How many more are there?!"
>"Their convergence point is likely the old command center underneath the household of--"
>"I know! All right, get ready to move out!"
>"Our current strength is not sufficient to effectively mount an attack on more of those runic constructs."
>"I said, move out!"
>"Mister Anonymous's collection of artifacts from the Faber Mystico is liable to increase our chance of success to--"
>"Listen here, soldier. Our mandate states that we destroy such artifacts, not employ them. What you're suggesting is a betrayal of our code!"
>"Our greater mandate, if you have forgotten, is the protection of our heirarchs. What you suggest is tantamount to high treason."
>That line gets her to choke on air, as well as a few gasps from the audience of guards.
>He just doesn't stop spitting monotone fire, and presses on:
>"Three of four princesses, as well as the Element bearers, have an 88.8% probability of being held in the same location.
>"If we do not employ any and all advantages at our disposal, then we place their lives at significant risk.
>"In such cases, under section 2 of the Invictus code, it is permissible to disregard any further codes, in order to safeguard their lives."
>Well.
>Holy shit.
>You think you have a new favourite horse.
>And it looks like the other guards are agreeing with this reasoning.
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>>30704748
>Light looks like the most pissed off guard you've ever seen.
>Geez, cucked once by you, and then by her own subordinate?
>That can't be healthy for her.
>She then puts on a 'nice' face.
>"Fine, then. He can come. But I'll remember this."
>Hah!
>Suck it, twat horse!
>"With mister Anonymous in our employ, our success chance is now between 30.2 and 48.3%.
>"Without further reinforcement, we still face an uphill battle."
>Fuck.
>"And where, sergeant, are we going to get reinforcements?"
>"I am still determining options for this. We do not have access to any free or nearby princesses, making reinforcement an unlikely possibility."
>Well, that's great.
>Where are you supposed to--
>...
>ding
>For the first time since you just got up, you smile.
"Actually..."
>Both commanding ponies turn to face you.
>Your grin grows three sizes.
"We do have access to a nearby princess."
>"What?"
>Without a word, you rush over to where your slipgate stone is supposed to be.
>The guards in the way are nice enough to part ways.
>There it is.
>Well.
>Secret's out anyway.
>Can't be anymore harm in this.
>The stone was inactive, but that's fine.
>After making sure it was undamaged, you grab a nearby wand and tap it to the keystone.
>The gate rips open, as you expect.
>At least the Night guards are oohing and aahing.
>Through you go, into a lit-up mechanical lab setting.
"Yo, Sunburst!"
>A distant yelp from said horse.
>You both turn to each other at the same time.
>"A-Anon?! What--"
"Listen, no time for chatting. We've got a big problem. Like, muchos grandes problemas."
>...
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>>30704757
>The elevator door opens, just as you hear the characteristic thumping of the Homunculi's hoofsteps.
>You never thought that they would be a welcome sight.
>Or a welcome change of pace.
>Antagonizing the princesses was only fun for the first few minutes.
>Even though it felt so right to start with, it lost it's charm fairly quickly.
>There's only so many times you can hear them beg for his life.
>Well, hear Luna and Twilight beg for his life, anyways.
>Celestia barely said anything, outside of staring at you.
>Yeah...
>Yeah, you needed a different thing to do.
>At least you bound up the Elements a lot more, before you left.
>The resin job on them from before was more for transport, anyways.
>Couldn't do the same with the princesses, sadly.
>They struggled too much.
>Oh, well.
>The iron binds would be more than sufficient.
>CRASH
>Sweet Maker, what was tha--?!
>Oh.
>It's just the creatures.
>Geez, would it kill them to use doors, instead of just shoving themselves through the walls?
>Well, since they're here, you might as well order them.
>The long-distance commanding spell was a lot more imprecise than you would have liked.
>Luckily, the shorter-distance one has no such issue.
>A pair of green-and-eggplant coloured cords of magic fire from your horn, striking the Homunculi in their heads.
"Chase away anything that tries to approach the house. If they attack, or approach regardless, kill them.
"Only myself, or anything that I mark, may pass without issue.
"And do not let anything escape from that elevator shaft, unless it is myself, or anything that I mark."
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>>30704765
>That last command was punctuated with another cord, pointing to the elevator.
>Finally, the spell lets up, and the creatures begin wandering around the house.
>Well, you say 'wandering', but it's probably a slow patrol of some kind.
>Maybe.
>They'd follow the commands well enough.
>Incognito was very insistent on giving thorough commands to the things.
>Apparently, these ones were not particularly intelligent, and really needed hoof-holding through their orders.
>Which made the long-distance commanding spell he taught you a bit less effective, since you could only tell them very simple things.
>Like 'kill this pony', or 'wait there'.
>Luckily, that was all you needed.
>'Kill Anonymous'.
>A smile begins to develop.
>Oh, you had to see the damage.
>This house was too far away to hear the carnage, especially underground.
>But the presences in Ponyville were all rooted in their houses, fear rolling off of them.
>There had to be a huge amount of damage, to cause that!
>Ohh, you can't wait!
>Recasting your invisibility, you rush off in the direction of the jailhouse.
>The streets were totally clear, now.
>No more rooftop jumps for you.
>Geez, you were still going strong on all that love, from Incognito's camp!
>Only about half of it was spent by now.
>You'd definitely need to top yourself off sometime, though.
>Hmm...
>Maybe...
>Maybe that freakishly huge intake of love, has something to do with your body's changes?
>And Hollowfang did say something before, about 'already absorbing' a lot of what you assume is love.
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>>30704770
>It's...
>It's pretty obvious now, that you weren't just a drone.
>But then, what were you?
>Where did you fit into all of this?
>That talk of 'removing the memory', how you 'shouldn't be doing this'...
>Were...
>Were you some kind of confidant, before?
>Something like how Hollowfang and Venomfang were advisors and consorts?
>Obviously, you weren't a consort.
>Maybe an advisor.
>But...
>Hm.
>You should think this over later.
>Maybe Incognito can tell you more.
>Hay, maybe the other lings can give you some pointers.
>It's not like you can just ask Chrysalis, after all.
>The smell of smoke, and the tingle of a big magic battle, all break you from your thoughts.
>Up ahead, was the jailhouse.
>And...
>Ohh, boy!
>Just...
>Just look at the spell damage!
>Half the buildings here were hit by offensive magic, some of it obviously very powerful.
>Judging from the angle, it had to have been the work of the unicorn guards.
>All fending off against the Homunculi you sent after them.
>The telltale black blood stains on the ground gave it away.
>Although...
>Strange, that the damage didn't extend further back than that.
>In fact...
>The jailhouse...
>It doesn't seem that damaged, at all.
>...
>Doubt begins to emerge.
>No.
>No, don't be silly, Athalia.
>You made them show off what they could do, back when you traveled here.
>Between their virtual invincibility, and those blades in their arms, nothing could stand in their way.
>But then...
>Why are there no holes in the jailhouse walls, where they would have had to force their way in?
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>>30704774
>Surveying the battleground, you only see small droplets of slightly energized, orangey-red pony blood.
>Right at the battle lines.
>Obvious over-exertion, combined with mana transfusions.
>They were using pretty heavily, just managing to hold them back.
>But where are the bodies?
>Where's the big splashes of blood, from where the creatures tore through?
>You scan around for any presences.
>Nothing.
>Nothing outside of the ones cowering in the houses.
>That previous kernel of doubt begins growing even more.
>W-well, hold on.
>Anonymous doesn't have a presence, just like Incognito doesn't!
>You just have to...
>Get down to the cells.
>You head down towards them, more rushed than you would have liked.
>Now...
>He should be here, right?
>In a broken-up cell, little more than a stain against the--
>...
>No.
>No!
>No, no, no, no, NO, NO!
>Where is he?!
>The cells are empty!
>They...
>They can't have just let him out!
>You felt their intent, they were ambivalent about him at the best!
>And their lieutenant, openly contemptuous!
>He couldn't have...!
>Did he talk himself out of this, too?!
>This...
>This stupid bucking human!
>WHERE IS HE?!
>You emerge from the cells, almost in a full panic.
>Where?!
>There has to be something!
>Anything to indicate--
>Wait.
>Hold on.
>There's...
>There's a trail here.
>A trail of energy blasts, crossbow bolts, and splotches of blood, mostly black.
>Damn it, this was at a different angle to everything else!
>No wonder you didn't see it before!
>O-okay.
>So he talked them into letting him out.
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>>30704787
>Gaaaah, this stupid human!
>Why does he complicate everything?!
>Why can't he just--
>No, focus!
>The trail!
>Okay...
>He can't have gone far!
>Humans don't run any faster than ponies!
>And the Homunculi were way faster!
>They had to have caught up to him, at some point!
>You rush down the trail, checking for any signs.
>This...
>This trail, it...
>It leads to his house?
>You're joking.
>They let him return to his house?
>No, they ESCORTED him to his house?!
>How did he manage that, by threatening them?!
>And why his house, of all places?
>He'd be cornered in there!
>He has to know they'd rip him apart in there!
>Unless, maybe...
>...
>Oh, no.
>He...
>He does magic, that's right.
>If Chrysalis was telling the truth, he had access to...
>Some kind of magic!
>But, no!
>Even if he went back for them, there's no way he could stop them!
>They didn't sound any more powerful than an average unicorn guard's spell arsenal!
>And those special guards obviously weren't average unicorn guards!
>So why would--
>Check them!
>Damn it, you stupid filly!
>You can check the creatures from a distance, with the long-range command spell!
>Stupid, stupid!
>Your horn lights up with the spell.
>Okay, the ones back home are still going.
>The three you sent, are...
>Are...
>...
>N-no, hold on.
>Y-you must be out of range, or something!
>Y-yeah, just increase the spell power, and...
>...
>The panic from before is forming into icy dread.
>N-no...
>T-that's impossible.
>They're...
>They're unstoppable killing machines.
>Y-you saw what they could do!
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>>30704795
>E-expertly designed, just to kill things!
>E-even Incognito assured you they could do the job easily!
>How did--
>...
>You idiot.
>You stupid, worthless idiot!
>You didn't oversee the attack!
>You didn't send them all at once!
>No, you gloated!
>Gloated before you won!
>Just like SHE did!
>And he even taught you better than this!
>But it just--
"Guh...!"
>S-sweet Maker, what--?!
>There's...
>There's a huge emotional rift, coming from underground!
>Absolutely saturated in love, with huge amounts of anger!
>The door to his house, broken as it is, has ponies coming out of it.
>Those strange unicorn guards, some Night guard, and--
>...
>Crystal guards.
>At this point, you're backpedaling.
>Dread makes room for panic.
>How.
>HOW?!
>He somehow beat three Homunculi, and now he's...
>He's brought the Crystal Empire's forces here, from his house?!
>This is insane!
>Disbelief and panic begins to slowly fade into seething anger.
>No.
>NO!
>Not again!
>You're not going back defeated again!
>One way or another, that human is dying today!
>You turn tail and sprint back to town, back to where you're holding the princesses.
>While this happens, you reach out with your senses, trying to get some kind of information on what you're up against.
>No doubt about it, that massive rift is princess Cadance.
>The sheer size of it made discerning the other presences tough, but there was a lot of them.
>No doubt, that loathsome prince Shining Armour would be there, too.
>Well...
>Wait.
>Something else was there, too.
>A bunch of assorted presences, tightly packed together.
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>>30704799
>The strangeness of these presences was almost enough to make you slow your pace.
>Almost.
>But...
>They were powerful, sure.
>But unlike all the other presences you've felt, these ones...
>They were completely emotionless.
>Not evil, but...
>You couldn't call them good or evil.
>Just... completely emotionless.
>And yet, still powerful.
>It stood in such stark contrast to the huge rift--
>NO!
>A mystery for later!
>Focus, focus, FOCUS!
>The house comes into view.
>The creatures are milling around it, as you would expect.
>You dart past them, into the elevator, and ride it down.
>Then, you use the long-distance command spell.
>'Follow me'.
>Loud crashing is heard in the elevator shaft, as the creatures crash and fall down into it.
>Backing away from the door, you see their bodies hit the car, crushing it completely.
>No coming or going that way, now.
>Not easily, anyway.
>At least now, you have a plan.
>You would bottleneck them down here.
>Use the Homunculi, along with your magic, to pick them off as they try to descend.
>Speaking of them, you see them rising out of the twisted remains of the elevator car, arcing with red lightning as they repair themselves.
>As soon as their legs finish, they get themselves up, to dutifully follow you.
>It still boggles your mind, how these could have possibly been defeated by him.
>Let alone three at once!
>Maybe...
>Maybe he does meddle in dark magic?
>You can't think of any other reason, why he'd be able to destroy them so quickly!
>The presences are getting closer.
>Time to prepare!
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>>30704805
>You recast the short-range command spell, and begin setting the plan.
>On both sides of the elevator entrance, you sent the Homunculi to lurk, just out of sight.
>They would sit there, with their blades already extended, waiting for anypony to come through.
>Once they did, and if you didn't order otherwise, they would be cut to ribbons.
>You, meanwhile, would sit a fair distance away, facing the entrance head-on.
>Just to goad any takers out.
>It wasn't great, but it would have to do!
>Soon enough, the presences are almost right on top of the house.
>Faint yelling can be heard above, orders being barked.
>Unless they plan to teleport down, they'll have to come down the--
>Suddenly, you feel the unfeeling presences shift around.
>One connects to another, creating a huge fluctuation of magical power.
>Then, the combined presences are felt pouring huge amounts of mana into some kind of bizarre spell.
>And the spell is coming down the shaft!
>Inside the shaft, a huge beam of green energy fires down, ripping apart the earth and structure.
>The beam makes a spiral motion, tearing up and compressing the matter as it goes.
>Various colours of unicorn magic can be seen, lifting the compressed debris up and above.
>You're too shocked to do anything but order the creatures back to you.
>At the top of the hole, you see ponies lined up all along the border, magic and crossbows trained down it.
>At the front, channeling that beam, was Anonymous.
>He did not look happy.
>"Normally, I'd drop a cheesy one-liner here. But let's just skip to the ass beating, shall we?"
>...
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>>30704812
Not even six hours passed after my last update, before the thread kicked the bucket.
If I didn't require (You)'s like a vampire, I'd have had to facilitate communications
Oh, well.

I also accept Pastebin views, like a leech. Here, feed my addiction to attention here: https://pastebin.com/kQCRMUTs
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>>30704831
Holy shit that's a pretty dead thread. Fuck. Can we get some extra (You) and bump reinforcements in here?

I REALLY don't want this story to die. Shit.
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>>30704831
Is good yes
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>>30704831
Oh boy oh boy oh boy. What a treat. Thanks HK

And you too Pseudomagus
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>>30704831
Now that the cat's out of the bag, I wonder if he'll be allowed to continue his research or not. Royal funding would be nice.
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>>30704812
>anon's face when
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>>30704812
Oh god the hype! Fuck you HK, blue balling me like that by putting out content while I am still catching up!

I still love you though. I would love if you ended up posting this story to something a bit more permanent then pastebin.
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suicide bomber anon when
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>>30704831
God damn do you know how to write a good confrontation sequence. Keep it up man, you're sustaining my addiction to green singlehandedly here
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Has there been a story about anon geting earth ponny magic ?
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>>30706277
you mean breeding hips?
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>>30702539

http://www.strawpoll.me/13687062

http://www.strawpoll.me/13687092

http://www.strawpoll.me/13687112

Let's see that 'burst'.
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>>30706277
>Apul magic
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>>30705625
>Not pic related.
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>>30686708
PLanning on reading through Thaumaturgy.
Can I get a quick summary so I know what I'm getting into?
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>>30707738
in all honestly i would reccomend going in blind its much better that way
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>>30707738
>Anon cant into magic
>finds magical magic book written by nonmagical species for other nonmagical species
>learns how to magic with solar inquisition wanting to burn the book and probably him too
>there is also other human, Edgar McEdgypants that dabbs into death, blood and other evil magics and wants to have some fun with ponies his own morbid way
>so Anon learn how to make wands, staves, and alchemy in order to protect his pone friends from other human that is evil
>also, iron blocks magic and magnetism pretty much kills it.
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>>30706857
We need a tie breaker for the personality.

Also forgot one more strawpoll.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13688814
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Ah, the show's airing again.
That explains the board's speed increase.
Guess I'll have to break my 'not gonna bump' rule for a few weeks.
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dead
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>>30711573
more dead
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>>30704831
I don't know if this is anything you'd want to wrangle with after the fact, but it's probably a better idea to break stories up into smaller paste chunks to make it easier for someone that's been away for a while to get their bearings. This wouldn't be an issue if pastebin had the decency to add a "last updated on date" column, but I doubt they'll ever get that fire under their ass and fix it.
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>>30713231
What are you talking about? If you hover over the "(Edited)" text on the top of the page next to the creation date info it should tell you exactly what you're looking for. Unless you mean, you want a list of dates for every single time the pastebin is updated?
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>>30708438
I'd like to make a suggestion, just to offer a bit more creative variance to your story.
I don't know if you've played it before, but all the items, lore, mechanics, and characters from Demon's Souls, besides being pretty unique in their own right, are criminally underused.
I think you'd be able to get a fuckton of fresh ideas and content from that game.
Give it a play, too, if you haven't already. It's a fun enough game, and if nothing else, it's a good scientific curiosity, seeing where the later Souls games got their start.
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>>30714010
I want to, but sadly have no access to it. I want to play Bloodborne also, but ya know... Sony...
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>>30704831
Gotdam I can't wait for Anon to wreck shit up
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>>30713622
I've never noticed that, but yeah, I'm talking about dates being displayed right in the main paste list for a user.
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>>30714048
Just use RPCS3 for Demon's Souls.
It is mostly playable on it.
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>>30715275
Well god damn, I didn't know a PS3 emulator existed yet, or at least one that was that functional.
I'll just... go rip my copy of Demon's Souls now.
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Just finished up updating a chapter of my green on another thread. Now that the polls have been accounted for, Anon will...

Use whatever weapons he finds on his journey, depending on his personality, the situation, or mood.

Start off in the Husk Asylum, in the northern Tundras of the Crystal Empire.

And he'll be a cocky, but charming protagonist, who gets himself into trouble, yet will mostly get out of it by sheer luck, charm, or his wits.

I'll get on it as soon as I can.
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>>30716255
Godspeed friendo
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>>30716255
He sounds like Guts. I like it.
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Do you guys need a bump?
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>>30718657
No. Take it back, you heathen.
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For a dark souls magic human, try "Chosen Undead in Equestria" the story on fimfiction is listed as incomplete but it's dead because it's not been updated since 2013. Still tho, I remember it being a good read.
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>You are Anon, the only human in Equestria.
>It all started when you fell down the stairs at home.
>14 steps. Nothing to cry home about.
>Anyway, you’re in Equestria now because why the fuck not?
>Twilight had been trying to teach you magic for two months now.
>”It’s ok if you can’t do magic, Anon.”
>”You are just a human after all.”
>”Nobody expects anything out of you.”
>”Just leave the hero work to us. We’ll bring you back a souvenir.”
>She’d said that to you last night. Now here you are, staring at the ceiling in your house.
>Celestia had given you money, bits they called it, which had been enough to buy a home and food for the next couple weeks.
>It was a lot of money.
>Standing from your chair, you move into the kitchen and make yourself some dinner.
>Spaghetti for dinner, as it was most nights for you.
“Ah fuck.”
>Clasping your hand as bright red juice gently leaked out your finger.
>Bloody knives, could barely cut the tomatoes as it was.
>Setting down the knife and deciding against cooking, you grab a slice of bread and bandage the wound.
>More of the same tomorrow…

Should I do more? Didn't want too many words because character cap. Also to segment the story easy.
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>>30719713
Its literally one post, half of which is OP prompt, the other is Anon cutting himself while making a meal and bandaging himself with bread.
Its way too little to say if its going to be good or not, so write more and show us what you got
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>>30715275
Friend is helping me trying to emulate. I could play through it these few days I'm free before classes, and see if I can implement it in the story later on.
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>>30720418
what he said
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>>30719713
Go on...
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>>30719713
>>30720418
>bandaging himself with bread

Bread magic anon when
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>>30719713
Keep going. We could always use more green.
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>>30686708
>IMG_4440.gif
If you're going to mobilepost, at least use Clover.
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>>30719713
>>30720418
>>30721205
>>30721266
>>30722308
More tomorrow from me. And who knows, maybe it is Bread magic?
Quick question tho: Should I get a pen name for this?
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>>30723596
Hmm, yeah. If you plan on making a long story get a name and Trip. Incase you don't know how, do like this:
Name#password = Name#2fAg7Ajbs
So that way shitposters don't take your name.
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>>30721266
>Bread magic
The best type of magic

>>30723596
Sure if you want
>Inb4 BreadAnon
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>>30701494
>>create your own brand of dark magic through studies
>>create a blend of Earth and equestrian occult knowledge
These. These are good.
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Hang on, I have an idea and I wish to bump the thread with it.
What if there was a story where Anon becomes the leader of a cult, perhaps even the cult's deity. He still doesn't have magic, yet the cult still believes he is some ultra powerful being who will bring about whatever their cause is. To keep his position, he will have to fulfill the wishes of the cult as well as their prophesies using nothing but his own with and non magical power. Well, that and the cult itself.
Thoughts?
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>>30723295
You mean Dashchan
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>>30723690
>Pasta magic
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>>30725001
Well, he certainly has the face for the job.
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>>30725001
Would read.
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>The walk to Twilight's was uneventful.
>The townsponies were still a little nervous around you, but didn't run away from you.
>You could thank Pinkie for that one.
>Looking up at the sky, you take in the breathtaking views.
>The weather ponies had certainly done a good job.
>Reverting your gaze (ha, gays) to the path just in time to ste-
>Never mind.
>You just crashed into a pone.
>"Oh I'm terribly sorry there."
>Dr. Whooves.
>You'd recognise him anywhere.
>He was the first to talk to you, his scientific mind getting over his fear.
"Sorry Doc. Hey, how're those fireworks coming?"
>He turns his attention away from his pocket watch, back to you.
>"Oh, didn't you hear? They worked wonderfully. I'll have to catch up with you later, wouldn't want to keep the Princess waiting would we?"
>He trots off in the direction you came from before ducking into a flower shop.

>"Twilight! Anon's here!"
>Spike, the beautiful bastard, opened the giant doors to the castle for you.
>"Coming Spike!"
"Hey little man, how's it hangin?"
>"Pretty good. The next issue of Power Ponies comes out tomorrow, and Twilight said she'd go get it for me."
>"Morning Anon, how are you? Would you like some tea?"
"I'm good Twilight, and I'd love some."
>Twilight leads you up to the usual study, whilst Spike disappears to one of the little stations he'd set up for making tea.
>Sitting down in one of the chairs, Twilight begins her usual ramble.
>"Are you okay?"
>What? Did she just ask you a question?
"Yeah, I'm fine Twilight. Why wouldn't I be?"
>She frowns.
>"Are you sure? You've bandadged your hand."
>Oh right, the cut you'd made last night.
"Yeah it's fine Twilight, really. I was cutting some toma-"
>You stop.
>Twilight had removed the bandage and you were...
"I'M FUCKING GLOWING YELLOW FROM MY HAND! TWILIGHT WHAT IS GOING ON?!"

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Testing a user and trips. I've got a pastebin already which I'll eventually put this story into. Once we have a name for it.
Pic unrelated.
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Should link the two comments. Fug.
>>30719713
Is the first part.

>>30726988
Second part.
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BREAD MAGIC
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>>30727105
Maybe, maybe not.
Is that a yeasty yellow I see?
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>>30726988
>>30727000
Dubs and trips of

B R E A D
R
E
A
D
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>>30726988
Breadmancer
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>>30727495
Duuuuude. Fuckin BREAD. It's the shit. Lovin the dubs. First time for everything. Hell, even fuckin trips? Even fucking better.
I'll be sure to write another section of the story, but it'll be coming tomorrow. Soonest is the next 2-3 hours.
If I can get my head out of discord servers and into notepad.
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>>30727569
If it's not going to be bread magic I will be disappoint.
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>>30727631
*Laughs evilly*
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>>30727733
>not 'laughs in bread'
fuckin pumpernickel, i swear
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>>30727733
>*actions*
Don't do that.
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>>30727939
>replies
DON'T DO THAT! AH!
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>>30728170
What?
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>>30728179
I dont FUCKING KNOW!
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what this is all about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzKArTR8A7Q
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I'll have half, or most of the first chapter of the DaS green hopefully done by tomorrow if nothing comes up.
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bumpernickel
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>bread magic
>not loaf science

Anon smashing the fuck out of his enemies with a quark loaf when?
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>>30730537
Neat.
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>>30731466
>get a baguette
>get pumpernickel
>stick pumpernickel on one end of baguette
>let dry
>bread hammer
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>>30704831
I will not let this bread die
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>>30727569
Use Google Docs if you can. It will save your work and it has some nice features which seems to make it helpful for writefags
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To everyone wanting to read the next part, I don't know if I can get it out today.
A cyst of mine has grown once more, so I'm going to the doctors in a couple hours. That mixed with general tiredness and other factors, mean the soonest for the next part is this evening (UK), or tomorrow.
Sorry for the delay.
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>>30732828
>a literal cancerous writefag
Perfect
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Bumb
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>>30732238
The best CQC weapon.
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>>30732828
lord with. remember to eat apple seeds and apricot kernels.
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>>30734483
I'll be fine, but thanks. Good ol' NHS got me covered.

>>30732851
Not quite cancer, but hey. Close enough, ammiright?
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>>30726988
>"Now calm down Anon, there's nothing there. Just a cut."
"Seriously Twilight I'm glowing yellow please I... I need your help right now. RIGHT NOW TWILIGHT!"
>Heart rate +24
>Sweating +16
>Fug.
>"I'm here Anon, don't worry. I'm here."
>Twilight's horn makes a dinging noice, and suddenly the familiar lavender glow of Twilight's magic encases you like a blanket.
>It's warm and comforting, like a baby being held by its mother.
"Twilight, is there some spell to see magic? Like the aura, or something?"
>"Of course Anon. Just a moment."
>Her horn glows brighter for a second.
>"A-Anon, what did you do?"
"Oh god. It's worse than I thought. I'm going to die aren't I? Twilight, if I am there's something I need you to do. First, delete my browser history. Seco-"
>...
>...
>Twilight coughs.
>"First off, I have no idea what you mean by browser history. Second, you're not going to die Anon. It's not much, but it's there. You've got magic!"
>...
>NANI?!
"You're saying I have magic?"
>She nods.
>"And quite a bit. More than the average unicorn anyway."
"Can we try and figure out how to make this work?"
>She nods again.
>"Oh definitely. This is amazing. If we could figure this out, we could potentially apply it to other ponies."
>Heh.
>I've got magic.
>Fucking awesome.
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Despite getting a cyst and thinking this wouldn't come out tonight, I managed to scrape something worth while together!
Hope you enjoy.
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Bamp
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>>30734792
Inb4 anon is an edge-mancer who can only cast magic through cutting
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>>30734792
>>30736307
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>30736409
THIS IS A MAGIC SPELL
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By the Void

Husk Asylum

>Ogh… When’s the last time you changed this goddamn mattress? Feels extremely lumpy… Cold… A little wrinkly, kinda like flesh- You attempt to spring up, but something weighs you down. And oh god, that fucking stench!
>You grunt and groan, trying to rub your forehead. Or at least, you would rub your forehead if you could. You push through the limp bodies piled on top of you. After a struggling attempt, you make it to the top, taking a deep gasp of air.
“Holy fuck that reeks…”
>Where the hell are you? There’s a bunch of… Dead, grey… Animals and monsters. This one looks like it could be alive. Not as decayed as the others, but you shake it anyways. After a frivolous attempt to rouse the body, you gently place it down.
“Guess I’ll have to find a way out on my own. Heh, that kind of tickles.”
>Something wriggles on your arm, so you bring it to your face and see a little maggot burrowing into it. You carefully pinch it, and pull it out, hearing the disgusting squish. Once it’s out, you flick it away and shudder.
“Hopefully that’s the only one. Don’t want to leave a bad, first impression with something like that when the time comes.”
>Kinda creepy and unsettling to just be sleeping in a pile of dead animals. Wonder why they’re all here? Prisoners? Naw. They’re all stockpiled in this giant room… And oh man, huge is an understatement.
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>>30737401

>You were in a giant crystal room, and the size of it housed thousands, upon thousands of these bodies. It was like a desert of the dead, scattered across for yards. You pull the rest of yourself out, and dust your- Where the heck are your clothes?
“Those were some pretty good pajamas, too… Oh well.”
>All you had were some ripped pants, and a torn apart button shirt. And of course, gatta have those undergarments to protect the best part of you. You take a better look around the room. On the ceiling, a giant grate revealed the upper level.
“Bingo…”
>You could hear something large dragging itself, and once it stopped, more bodies were being dumped in from above. A stream of death, piling itself up to add to the collection of decay permeating in the room.
>Alright, just have to find a way up there. Shouldn’t be too hard, right? You crouch down and examine the bodies. Maybe you could make a ladder out of them? The rigor mortis should have kicked in a long time ago. They kinda look like beef jerky, but without the red delicious color.
>It is disrespectful, yes, but it’s for a great cause! Well, out of thousands here that have died, when is it that chance that one rose up and had the chance to live again? If they were alive, they would be cheering you on, and you’d be on your merry way.
>Then again, their limbs would probably snap on your weight, considering they’re mostly decomposed and smaller than your size. Yeah, you’ll pass on that idea. But man, why are there so many of them? Most of them were ponies, and you could see a couple of… Minotaurs, goats, yaks, griffons… Even a couple of small dragons.
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>>30737409

>Some of them had parts removed, hacked or sliced away in a fight. Others were unscathed, as if they were taken straight from the grave. Weapons and broken plates of armor embedded the piles, which might cause some difficulty to traverse.
>Can’t stand here forever, the stench is starting to get to you. Like you said before, you’re not that squeamish, but it is uncomfortable being in this room. Also have to be careful about the sharp metal jutting out.
>You take a step forward on the mound, sinking a little into the piles. Yet, there were so many bodies that there was enough resistance to keep you up. Carefully, you scale down the hill you popped out of, making sure you don’t trip and tumble.
>The soft flesh makes an audible squish as your foot presses down. The clinking of metal from swords, shields, and armor echoed as you kept walking. Better watch your footing, don’t want to stab yourself without a good reason.
>Gatta keep an eye out, just in case there are any survivors. Then again, you work better by yourself. You don’t need help getting out of this place. You’d probably help them escape out courtesy.
>A couple of minutes go by, and after climbing mounds upon mounds of bodies, you reach the end of the room. No doors, just more crystalline walls that reflected an image of the chamber. For once, you take a good look- What the fuck? You’re entirely pale, grey, and shriveled up, just like everyone else in this place.
“Eh, I’ve seen better days, but what happened to me? I look like a bleached raisin.”
>Well, no way out on this part of the wall, have to check the other parts of the room. You turn around and go back to where you started. For a good hour, you spend the rest of your time traversing the chamber, swatting away flies festering around.
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>>30737413

>You checked the second wall. Nothing there. And the final wall- YES! Wait, no. Nothing again. You sit down and lay back, letting the soft, yet stiff bodied hold you up. One of the hooves limps onto your face, and you push it away annoyingly.
“I can’t stay here forever, I have a fucking life to live. There HAS to be a way out, HAS to be.”
>You get up, and with a new sense of determination, you scout out the room again. This time, you pay more attention to the bodies. From each body, you could tell who these animals were. Warriors, common folk, even some that seemed higher class or royalty.
>Maybe you should try that ladder idea- Something tugs on your ankles firmly. You look down and glance at the undead griffon gripping your leg.
“Now now, I’m trying to figure out how to… Wait a second…”
>The griffon groans, a spider coming out of its mouth. It starts to pull you down, in which you respond with the most sensible and respectful way to deal with an undead grabbing your foot. By kicking it in the fucking face.
“Hands off the goods!”
>After a good couple of stomps, you hear a crack. It lets you go and flinches, slowly going limp. You dust off your calf, stumbling away from the griffon.
“Sorry, dude. I would gladly keep you company, but an eternity here sounds boring.”
>Hopefully you don’t have anymore encounters with… And there’s another groan. And another one. Guess your secret admirer brought more friends. You turn around to the source of the sound. One by one, each body is roused from their slumber, moaning and shrieking.
>The corpses get sucked towards the center, each pulling, climbing, and scratching on each other to escape the force. Not the first time you ruined a house party. You sprint away, but the ocean of bodies start to move faster, until it matches your speed.
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>>30737417

>The corpses begin to form a steep hill, causing you to stumble down towards a thick layer of compressed bones. Some crack under your weight as you come to a halt. Pushing yourself up, you check if every part of you was intact.
>Other than a few scratches and cuts, you were alright. Nothing you can’t handle. Yeesh, the mound must have been that tall to have a layer of bones at the bottom.
>A shadow starts to cast over you, and the sound of a thousand agonizing moans makes you shudder. And like any curious person, you turn around, and greet the fine gentleman or woman like the sensible man you are.
“Well, aren’t you a cute horse.”
>That’s a huuuuuge pony. More of a mustang. The undead, pale, bodies start to crawl all over each other, and form a strong, stallion with hollowed out eyes. Purple smoke seeps out of its nostrils as it digs its front foreleg against the fragile bones.
>To protect the decaying flesh, an armor of bone and marrow formed in front of its forelegs, body, and head. Some of the metal molded with the bone, creating spikes and jagged edges, made especially from the rusted blades of fallen soldiers.
>Even though you could clearly tell it's the form of horse, the fine details revealed beaks, hooves, claws, muzzles, and horns. The mane was composed of a strange purple fog, seeping out the back of its head.
“Easy… Easy, girl… I’m going to assume you’re a girl. Makes my job easier of easing you-”
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>>30737426

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9K0ICLg6tw
The Husked

>The mustang snarls and neighs. Standing on her hind legs, she flails her front hooves, and begins to charge straight towards you.
“Whoa!”
>Instinctively, you roll to the side as she rushes past you. It uses its front hooves to slow itself down. Bones scatter to the side, and it slowly turns back towards you.
“I guess she’s not the dinner type gal. Wants to get right into business.”
>Quick quick quick! Have to find something to defend yourself, because it’s going to take a little… Persuasion to tame this mare. Something quick, light, and able to pry those bodies off. Again, she neighs, the beast standing on her hind legs again before slamming them down with stifling power.
>A shock wave vibrates through the bones, the rattling sound increasing as the lump of force swims through them.
“Uh… Uhhh!”
>Cmon cmon cmon! You have to find something before-
“GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
>You get sent flying back a bit from the wave, skidding across the boneyard. Ah fuck! Your back… Looks like she wants to play rough… If that’s her style, you can most definitely play that way, too. Pushing yourself back up, you look left and right.
“Hello victory...”
>In the corner of one of the rooms, you can see a polearm poking out. The beast charges again, this time leaping into the air, attempting to land on top of you. You make a mad dash towards your friend over there as an ever growing shadow casts on the ground.
>Sharp bone cut and poke into your feet, but the adrenaline numbs the pain, despite it causing you to stagger a bit. She misses you by a couple of feet, dust and debris fogging up the area. You make it over to the spear, placing your foot on the femur it’s jammed inside.
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>>30737437

>After a few tugs, you break it free, cracking the bone in the process. How about we give her a name? Haley. A lovely name for this beauty. You face Haley, grasping the spear in both your hands. You can feel how weak you’ve gotten, considering your state. But that’s not stopping you.
“C’mon girl, I don’t want to do this. I really don’t.”
>She flicks her mane back with a jerk of her neck, and snarls once more. This time, a mist of purple comes out of her nostrils, sending a sea of dark smoke. You could sense the heat of it from yards away. Turning against your heel, you run the opposite direction, making sure to keep a good grasp on the spear.
>Haley trots through the smoke, the wave of mist to being pushed. Wait for it… Wait for it.. The floor shakes, bones chatter, your grip on the wooden polearm getting tighter. You glance back for a brief moment, then look back forward.
“Just a little closer…”
>Right as the mist parts to create an opening, you charge beneath the legs, stabbing the spear into one of them as it passes by. Haley lets out a powerful shriek, and stumbles from your attack. Her momentum and weight causes her to fall to her side.
>You randomly pick up a stray weapon and pick up your speed towards- Agh, this thing is too heavy! You look back at what you picked up. A giant stone hammer? Goddamnit. Okay, this should do. You pick up a regular ol’ longsword.
>Holding it in both hands, you quickly approach the mustang before it gets up. You start to slash away, breaking the limbs of the corpses that locked together. You could barely make a noticeable dent in the hoof before the beast gets back up. She flicks the hoof you were hacking.
“Oh crap-”
>You get sent a reasonable distance across the room, but not as much force as the shockwave. Blood trickles from your face. That bitch broke your nose. God it stings! Tears start to well up in your eyes, which hinders your vision.
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>>30737443

>Just hacking away at this thing won’t cut it, you don’t have the patience for these kind of things. You need something big to do a good amount of damage. You look up at the grate. Or maybe, you could escape. Doesn’t mean you’re done, you could always come back later to finish the job.
>Until further notice, you’re going to have to break the ice on this encounter, and keep going on the offense. Haley decides to take a steady approach towards you, those empty sockets never looking away. You jog on over to her, watching her intently.
>She tries to headbutt you, but you backstep and roll at the end. Again, she swings her neck, sending the molded head composed of corpses your way. Let’s try something risky, shall we? You slide underneath right before the neck hits you.
>Then you deliver another onslaught of attacks, this time on the other foreleg. The beast begins the rise up, and slams her front hooves down onto you. She stomps frantically, attempting to squash you. You try your best to avoid being flattened by a bunch of undead reaching out to bite you.
“You’re lucky that I know how to dance. Not a lot of- WHOA! G-Guys know how to do that.”
>Almost got flattened there. Gettin’ ahead of yourself, Anon. But it looks like she’s tuckered out. This time, you run over to the hind legs, plunging the sword deep into it. You bend the hilt, pulling apart the bodies. A head of a goat starts to gnaw at your arm.
>You shake your arm vigorously, peeling the thing off your skin. The floor trembles, noticing Haley beginning to stagger over. You hit all three bases, now to go for a homerun. But to your surprise, the beast begins to fall apart, the bodies once again forming a large mountain in the center.
>This time, hordes of different animals and beasts crawl, limp, and run towards you. Uhhh, you would try to fight them all, but you’re not in the mood.
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>>30737448

>Now that the room was a bit more cleared, something must have been revealed. An entrance, ladder, anything! The corpses scattered on the ground get back up, wielding broken and rusted weapons in their mouths.
“And Haley brought some company over, without my permission.”
>Let’s see… AHAH! Over to the right side, there’s a rusty door. That has to lead somewhere. Once again, you make a break for it, running towards the door. Seems like your escape attempt riled up those undead. The entire mob speeds up, a tidal wave of pale, grey husks chasing you to rip your head off.
>You start to feel a heavy weight on your chest. You cough and wheeze, the adrenaline not being enough to keep your body moving. Your a fair distance from the mob, but at this new and slow pace, that distance is getting smaller.
>More adrenaline pumps into your veins, and you pick up the pace. Until an arrow pierces straight through your arm. To top it all, leading the mob was a giant, buff minotaur wielding a huge, curved sword.
“Gah! Just a little closer…!”
>Keep going! Don’t look back! A giant stream of purple zips past you. What the hell was that?! These fucks have lasers?! The beam hits the wall, singing the crystal surface. And these guys have some sort of magic. That’s not fair!
>Okay, the door is only a couple feet away! The pain in your arm makes stumble along with the stampede shaking the entire ground. Finally, you reach the door, and right as you do, the minotaur swings. Luckily, the rest of the horde pushes the minotaur against you.
>Yet, the force of the horde crashing into the wall sends you barging through the rusted door. You yell, as an audible crack can be heard from your ribcage. Deep breaths, Anon, deep breaths. Gnnggg... You’re not dying to some feral... Oversized pony and her goons.
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>>30737457

>There was a platform, and a lever right next to it. You crawl yourself carefully onto it, your head throbbing from the concussion you probably received. It takes all your force to pull the lever, letting out a painstaking cry as your body gives in.
>You did it… Ahah… You made it out. The walls tremble, feeling the undeads’ attempts at trying to break down the wall.
“Sorry… No second… Date…”
>Eventually, you reach the top of the chamber. Alright, time to get yourself up. Argh! Yeah, that’s a busted ribcage. Careful… You prop yourself up using a nearby wooden barrel. It takes a little time, but you get back on both your legs, surprisingly.
>At least the room is well lit. The place was made of blue crystal rock, and the vast amount of blue fire torches kept it warm and well illuminated. And there it is. That grate that revealed the stockpile room you were just in.
>The husks angrily stare at you with those empty, dark eye sockets. You take your eyes away, and observe the room. You wrap your left arm around your torso, trying to suppress sting of the internal wounds and fracture.
>The blood starts to drip off you face. Your hand trembles as your reach to dab your fingers on your broken nose. Yeah, that’s gunna take awhile to heal. Just leave it alone for now.
“There seems to be a lot of… Coal up here… In those barrels… Hey…”
>Your body can’t handle anymore stress, but there’s one more thing that needs to be taken care of. You force yourself to keep going, using the weight of your body to push barrel after barrel of coal down into the chamber.
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>>30737462

>Took a good while to get a humble amount of that stuff down, but you did it. Grabbing one of the torches, you meekly trudge on over to the edge of the grate, and drop it down. Turning around, you don’t watch as you hear the flesh get cooked. Groans and cries echo from the barred opening, and you cringe at it.
“Let’s not do a second date…”
>Despite acting all cooly during the situation, the insanity of the situation starts to gradually creep into your mind. What were those things, and why were there so many? Not to mention there was not one human in that entire graveyard.
>So many questions… So many wounds… And no answers. Just a room full of ash, and a beat up shmuck who just survived Tartarus’ paparazzi.
>You’ve reached your limit and collapse against the corner of the room. Hah… You did it, and like you said, by yourself… Piece of cake… Now a well deserved rest. You drift off into sleep, not worried if you’d die from the internal bleeding. You beat those bastards, and that’s all that matters.

That's the first segment for Asylum. Anon got lucky with that first boss. Just wait and see what he has to go up against in the future. Please rate my message, leave some mossfruit, and any feedback/criticism would be delightful.
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>>30737437
Sick boss theme m8.
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>>30737495
>Kills the boss first try.
Destined to become either a Havel Monster or a Giant Dad
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>Spaghetti magic
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>>30737117
INVOCATION
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>>30737495
It's not a bad start, but there's an immediate problem I see with the writing: keeping the lines of thought separated and focused.

>After a few tugs, you break it free, cracking the bone in the process. How about we give her a name? Haley. A lovely name for this beauty. You face Haley, grasping the spear in both your hands.

The first time I read through that sentence, I thought it meant giving the spear a name, but it's not until the latter third of the sentence that I realized it was referring to the boss. There was no indication that we'd changed subjects from spear to boss.
Which brings me to the point of focus.
Whenever you write a line of thought, it's important to make sure you're focused on one thing, and not multiple, like up above. Otherwise, it gets confusing for the reader. Remember, we're not psychic: you need to tell us shit like this, explicitly or implicitly.
So, the right way to write that segment would just involve breaking the sentence up, and adding some indicators to make sure the point of focus has changed. That, and just some general clean-up.

Something like this:
>Sharp bones cut and poke into your feet, but the adrenaline numbs the pain, despite it causing you to stagger a bit.
>The boss is heard from behind, missing you by a couple of feet, dust and debris fogging the area over.
>You keep the pace up, making it over to the spear. Once you get there, you plant your foot on the femur it's jammed inside, and after a few tugs, break it free, the bone cracking in the process.
>Weapon in hand, you whirl back towards the monster. How about we give her a name?
>Haley. A lovely name for this beauty. You face Haley, grasping the spear in both your hands.
>You can feel how weak you've gotten, after everything that's happened. But it's not going to stop you.

The sentences can be as long or short as you want, but the main takeaway is keeping focused on one object, person, or event per sentence or line.
Not bad otherwise, keep going.
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>>30739142
That's just ny fault being sloppy, beacuse while editing this I wasn't feeling well, and I was drifting to sleep.
And I really hate splitting up lines constantly, it's a pet peeve I have when it comes to most greentexts.
But I suppose with thought process and actions, it'll need a split. It just takes up a lot of space, which I want to avoid.
Besides, can easily be fixed, I'll reword somethings and fix the structure when I can.
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>>30739426
Still, it's sound advice, and I appreciate the feedback. It's been a while since I wrote something more action packed.
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Boy I hope a certain someone posts again soon.
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HK or Pseudo preferably, bud BREAD is fine too.
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>>30704812
>You know, of all the foci you thought would come in super handy in a fight?
>Super-amped Excavator wasn't one of them.
>But there it is, ripping the shit out of an obvious trap entrance.
>The awesome sight only slightly abated your anger.
>Now that it's done, though, you give your new gloves the signal to swap it out for fire.
>And then put the staff in your left hand, gripping the wand with the right.
>The new focus is still attached.
>You're half hoping you don't need to use it.
>You notice Shining and Light come up next to you from both sides, just in your peripheral vision.
>But you're not taking your eyes off the dusty-ass hole for one second.
>Christ, you're at the total wrong angle for this.
>Whatever's down there can see you, but you can't see them.
>After a brief throat-clearing, Shining speaks up:
>"Lay down your weapons, and surrender now!"
>Nothing but silence for a few seconds.
>Near the end, you swear you can hear a low snarl.
>Then, two streams of green and dark purple magic light up the underground.
>Both hitting two more of those fucking monster things.
>And the caster...
>Well.
>That has to be the ugliest fucking bug-horse you've seen.
>Topping even Chrysalis.
>Unlike Chrysalis, however, this one seemed to have the Kratos-issue permanent scowl on.
>The voice that rung out was both furiously angry, and extremely familiar:
>"Cripple the prince and princess! Kill the rest!"
>No way.
>That's...
>The voice of the bug from the castle?
>A pair of synchronized, tortured battle-screeches cut off any further pondering.
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>>30742274
>The two monsters almost flew up the hole, leaping up with a huge start, and scaling the wall with their hand-swords scarily fast.
>The 'fire' order goes out, and the things get pelted with bolts and magic missiles.
>Again, they don't slow them that terribly much.
>Maybe you can change that.
>Your staff has a full charge going, and was even nice enough to pre-charge foci for you.
>So you loose a few ranged attacks of your own.
>Big fire orbs, the size of your head, come flying out of your staff.
>Set to kill, of course.
>They detonate with an impressive amount of force, for the 'short-charged' casting mode.
>Forceful enough to really fuck up one of the monsters, blowing it's head and arm off, and sending it careening back down the hole.
>The other one, unfortunately, climbs too fast to take a few orbs to the face.
>You and everyone else backs away from the hole, just before it vaults over the edge.
>It doesn't even pause after hitting the ground, locking it's runic 'eye' with you.
>In that same instant, it charges towards you, screeching the whole way.
>The distance is too close for a max-charge fire attack.
>Looks like you're using that new focus, after all.
>You see one of Shining's signature shields come up in front of you.
>If it didn't thrash against it like an MMA fighter having a seizure, it probably would have been enough.
>"A-Anon! Get back!"
>Great advice any other time, buddy.
>But this focus needed you close and personal.
>To his credit, the shield keeps the fucking thing at bay for a solid eight or so seconds.
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>>30742279
>Your right hand is raised up above, like you're about to overhead-swing it with an invisible sword.
>The barrier breaks with a loud SMASH, like glass shattering.
>The monster can't pick up enough momentum for another rapid charge, this close.
>But it manages a brisk run.
>Perfect.
>SWISHKKKK
>Another sound, like glass breaking mixed with a lightsaber turning on, accompanied your focus's max-charge activating.
>A massive, very real, two yard long blade of blue, ethereal magic cleaved down through the air, following your hand's motion.
>KSSSHHHH
>The screeching the monster made was cut off very abruptly, as the huge energy sword bisected it's head.
>Followed shortly by it's body.
>The two unevenly cut halves of the monster's body flopped off to the side, propelled by it's own momentum.
>Black blood flowed out of the singed damage points, accompanied by arcs of reddish lightning.
>The focus lost power shortly after, the blade evaporating away.
>...
>Silence reigns for a beat, while everyone takes in what just happened.
>Yeah.
>Get up from that, you fucking--
>fzzzzzzt
>The red lightning begins arcing heavily between the two halves, prompting you to step back.
>Small tendrils of blood reach out from both halves, as they both convulse in a way that brings them closer.
"Oh, you're fucking joking."
>That's next-level regeneration, right there.
>Bringing up the fire focus again, you go with a channeled inferno, denying it's attempt to meet in the middle.
>Of all the things he had to ape, why did it have to be Fullmetal Alchemist?
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>>30742286
>Your eyes go up to the still-gawking commanders.
"Keep shooting at it! And don't let it join back together!"
>Oh, finally they react.
>Some of the unicorns get right on that, shielding the area between the two, and throwing out fire of their own.
>It would take a while, but it should be enough to--
>The other one!
>Right as the realization dawns on you, it's the next thing to vault over the ledge.
>Shit, shit, shit!
>Fire gets swapped for lightning, and you immediately start giving it some Sith Lord treatment.
>It only slows it down a little bit.
>And this time, it's beelining for the commanding group; Cadance, Shining, and Light.
>Light's response is to open up with, well...
>A super-dense beam of light.
>It makes like a coked-up magnifying glass, pretty quickly burning a hole through and severing her target: the thing's knee.
>That's pretty metal, for a pony.
>It collapses, but it quickly makes do with crawling along the rest of the way, with that signature speed.
>Luckily, it's new 'posture' makes Shining's next shield way more effective at stopping it.
>Once it was blocked off, the crystal guards quickly surround it, hacking away with their halberds.
>Funny how they have those, rather than spears.
>Strangely, the monster wasn't changing targets, just continuing to thrash vainly against the shield.
>Hm.
>That seems to imply low intelligence, like that golem of yours.
>Maybe that was the spell you saw before: something to implant orders.
>So keep the puppet master away from the puppets.
>Good plan.
>Speaking of puppet master...
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>>30742288
>Lightning is swapped for TK, and charge pours into it as you head for the hole.
>You stop right before getting to the ledge.
>Not too keen on getting dragged down by mutant bug-horses, after all.
>The contingent of Night guard noticed what you were up to, and broke off to roll with you.
>A couple of them even began circling the hole.
"See anything down there?"
>Whatever their response was, was cut off by a pair of green and purple magic bolts, rocketing up to hit the flyers.
>The second they detonate in the air, a black blur buzzes out of the hole, more of that two-tone magic trailing behind.
>The apex of it's height, halfway between the fliers and the ground, gets you a good look at this bug's ugly mug.
>It looked like someone tried to make a bad OC of Chrysalis, and gave up halfway through.
>Horn had half the kinks, body was barely a head taller, and the short mane and tail - a new addition - was some dark purple colour.
>The same colour of that other shade of magic.
>The same magic that was crackling like crazy from the thing's horn.
>You and the others were already backing up, but this thing had other ideas.
>FWMPHH
>A huge wave of that two-tone magic was fired your way.
>You saw your guard entourage getting blown far away by it, but it just staggered you and kicked up dust.
>Allowing you to see the bug immediately dart for you, it's still pupil-less eyes promising bloody murder in concert with it's scowl.
>You had just enough time to bring up your staff and activate it, before you were hit with the insectoid missile.
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>>30742293
>The turbo-charged TK very quickly overwhelmed the bug's natural magic, getting surprise to take over it's expression for a split second.
>Whatever else it might have expressed, was covered up by it being flung at very high speeds behind you, using it's momentum against it.
>SMASH
>It hit the ground at an obtuse angle, creating a respectable impact gorge for a good five or six yards.
>Honestly, it looked like something out of a Dragonball fight.
>But something told you that just like those fights, this was far from over.
>Any free guards were already dashing towards the end point of the impact zone.
"No, sto--"
>"Do not approach the impact site!"
>Or that other sergeant could beat you to it, sure.
>The guards skid to a halt, and begin backing up away from it.
>Just in time, too, because another burst of magic erupted from that impact site, one that would've sent any nearby guards flying.
>That juiced-up bug emerged from it, covered in dust, and sporting some small cracks in it's shell.
>Still with the perma-scowl, but not making sudden moves just yet, instead opting to survey it's surroundings.
>A definite change from before.
>You take the opportunity to change staff foci again, going over to fire again.
>While you do this, you notice the sergeant guy moving up next to you, eyes still trained on the bug.
>"This enemy does not match any previously recorded changeling encounter. Do you know anything about this particular opponent?"
"Just as lost as you are. Though I think I have a good idea about who it is."
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>>30742296
>"His identity is a secondary concern."
"Her."
>"Her?"
"Yeah, this thing's a chick. No doubt about it, now."
>No mistaking that kind of anger, or that voice.
>This was definitely that bug from the castle.
>"I see. Regardless, it possesses a significant amount of magical energy, and appears to at least have the spell arsenal equivalent of an EUP unicorn corporal."
"Wonderful."
>Said she-bug starts to walk in your direction, right down the middle of the impact trench.
>A small trickle of green leaked down from her mouth.
>She still looked pissed as all hel--
>Wait.
>Down.
>Down!
>Holy shit, new strat!
"Listen, I've got a plan. I'll keep this bitch distracted, and you head down the hole she came out of."
>"For what purpose? Your chance of survival without my aid will be 55.1%."
"Recalculate that for the possibility of finding and freeing the princesses down there."
>"I am aware of the odds. But gambling on your survivability is not a wise play."
"Just trust me on this, buddy."
>The bug's horn lights up, and she begins another dead-on charge, magic charging the whole way.
>Your staff comes up for a fireball, and the other guy likewise throws a magic missile out.
>She didn't even slow down, despite the incoming projectiles.
>Just before the impact, a flash of magic erupted, with the signature sound of teleportation.
>The two projectiles never hit their target.
>Your unspoken question of where the fuck she went, was answered pretty quickly.
>Another two-tone magic blast way off to the side, right at the--
>The monsters!
>She's trying to spring them!
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>>30742299
>You're already in motion, running towards the others, and yelling at the now left-behind sergeant guy.
"Get going! I'll handle this!"
>You don't stop to see if he listened.
>Already, the bisected monster was missing it's guard complement, and was TK'd back together by bug-bitch.
>Without any nearby ponies, you had no hesitations about using the max-charge fire focus attack.
>THWOOSH
>A huge ball of blue flame fires out of the tip of your focus, barreling straight for the still-regenerating target.
>The bug makes like a tree and fucks right off, but the monster isn't together enough to move.
>With a loud KA-BLAM, the ball hits the monster dead-on, the blast blowing both arms and a leg off the center mass.
>The remaining mass was consumed by the special blue flame, flailing and screeching the whole time.
>The blue fire was special, in that it clung to it's target, and used it's mana as fuel.
>Like magical napalm.
>And it was obviously not regenerating quicker than it was being burned up.
>FWMPHH
>Damn it, she didn't stick around to watch!
>Swapping fire out for ice, you circle around the damage zone.
>You see the tail end of the first magic wave, which was actually shielded against pretty well by Shining.
>Who looked to be getting a power boost from Cadance.
>A synergy that the bug was really not happy about.
>She just barely dodges a light-ray from Light, before she returns fire with a magic ray of her own.
>It raked along the unshielded portions, hitting the ponies caught outside the shield.
>You saw Shining's shield expand more in response.
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>>30742303
>More notably, it got a good deal dimmer.
>Light was heard voicing her protest against that, a split second before the offending ray scythed through the shield.
>It was blocked out again fairly quickly by narrowing the shield, but the damage was done.
>The guards hacking at the monster were out of the game, steam wafting off their bodies.
>More worrying, the body of the previously-restrained monster rose up, arcing red lightning as it healed up.
>Your course changes from the bug to the monster.
>No way in hell you're letting that thing stay in play.
>The bug notices your approach, and aims her ray in your direction.
>But it seems that Light also noticed your approach, and redoubled her own raycasting efforts, throwing the bug's aim off as it made to dodge.
>You had to really focus forwards, to not get thrown off by the wildly scything beam of power.
>A small shield was erected around you, just before the ray found it's target.
>It protected you, but it also dimmed Shining's main shield.
>A lull that the bug took immediate advantage of.
>Dropping the raycasting, she swooped in with some really steep gliding technique, coming at the commanding trio almost too quickly to react against.
>A loud THUD rang out as the bug clotheslined Shining, knocking him away and probably out cold.
>Not before Light's ray grazed along her side, causing a pretty nasty burn.
>Whatever happened next over there, you couldn't watch off to the side anymore.
>Your target was coming up fast, and was together enough to run at you, swords extended.
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>>30742308
>Your ice focus wasn't charged completely to max, but it was good enough for a volley of arm-sized ice spikes.
>They fire out of the staff, hitting the monster in the face, chest, and knee.
>This time, the attack succeeds in throwing off it's charge, the knee strike in particular being really effective.
>It still manages to gurgle-screech through the icicle in it's face, speed-hobbling towards you.
>The volley depletes your focus's charge, and probably your staff by this point.
>But you didn't just have the staff.
>Rearing your right hand back, you close the distance just enough for another massive sword attack.
>The Bluebaide focus rips to life again, the blade shearing it in half with an upwards diagonal slash.
>The legs give out while the torso flops behind, thrashing the whole way.
>While the big sword still has it's charge. you bring it back down in an overhead swing on the torso.
>It's disgusting vocalizations stop dead, right after the big sword loses power from the attack.
>Swapping the wand's focus for the TK, you fling one half of the torso off to the side, before it can piece itself back together.
>This one isn't doing the red-lightning thing nearly as much as before.
>There must be a limit to the regeneration on them.
>Your attention turns back to the bug, while you put Bluebaide back on the wand.
>You catch her just as she uppercuts Light, who was already looking worn-down.
>She drops like a rock, leaving the bug free to confront Cadance.
>Jesus Christ, how much energy does this fucking bug have?!
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>>30742311
>You race over to the two as fast as you can, putting the fire focus onto your staff.
>Your staff is really running on fumes here. Need to make this count.
>You never thought of Cadance as being the fighting type, and her backing away backs that theory up.
>She's saying something, but it's too distant to make out.
>It's probably some kind of pleading.
>But whatever it was, it really pissed off the insect of the hour.
>She all but screams at her, her words also too distant to make out.
>Though you do catch things like 'destroy' and 'blood'.
>Whatever was said really pissed Cadance off, and the 'NEVER!' she yelled was very audible from here.
>She followed it up with a big beam of magic, which the bug intercepted with another beam of her own.
>Classic wizard duel.
>Perfect cover for you.
>And it looks like the princess of the duo was winning the beam fight.
>But then, the bug did something unexpected.
>She began circling to the right, maintaining the beam as she went.
>The move confused you at first, until you saw what she was circling towards.
>The unconscious form of Shining was to the bug's right.
>And she was moving the beam's path right towards him.
>At first, Cadance amped up her beam-casting, to try and outpace her opponent.
>But the bug was too fast.
>A 'NO!' rings out from the princess, who drops the beam before it can impact her husband.
>Leaving the bug's ray with a clear shot.
>Despite cobbling together a shield, it wasn't good enough to stop the impact.
>With a cry of pain, she's sent hurtling a fair distance away.
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>>30742314
>Your anger, previously channeled into spell-slinging fury from the fighting, was now reaching Khorne worshipper levels.
>The bug was too close to Shining for another max-power fire blast, and you didn't have the time or staff charge for it anyways.
>You settle with getting close enough for a contact blast, and a projectile follow-up.
>The bug is panting like a dog at this point, obviously worn out from the constant assault.
>She sees you coming at almost the last moment, and only just manages to jump out of the way of the staff swing.
>A snarl follows shortly after as her wings buzz into action, but her rearing up to dive-bomb you was prevented by the follow-up fireball.
>Which she manages to dodge.
>Only three shots left.
>Another ball.
>She dodges to the right.
>One more shot.
>Again, she dodges right.
>The last fireball is loosed.
>But this time, Bluebaide's short-charge is also loosed.
>A javelin of the same ethereal blue magic is loosed to the right of the fireball.
>A javelin that she dodges right into.
>Shock crosses her face, as she spins in place to try and dodge it.
>The bolt misses her body, but it sizzles right through the base of her wing.
>Her cry of pain is music to your ears.
>Her spiral out of the air only makes it better.
>She crashes to the ground, but manages to roll onto her hooves very quickly.
>She's back to snarling.
"All right, you fucking cockroach."
>You channel magic into Bluebaide, creating a thin lightsaber-like energy blade, which you point towards said cockroach.
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't gut you like a fish."
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>>30742321
I'm late, I know.
Got super busy, and effectively only had three days to work on it.
But I'd call 12 posts in three days a good amount.

If for some reason you want to read what's quickly become a fucking short novel of a greentext, here's your complementary Pastebin link: https://pastebin.com/kQCRMUTs

hai guise we hit 4k pastebin views dont forget to like comment and subscribe and donate to my patreon links in the description huehuehue
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>>30742338
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>>30742338
Good stuff
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>>30742338
It's good. I'd like to see if a drawfriend could draw the bug.
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>>30742338
This is probably one of the wildest rides in greentext since steel sanctuary
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>>30743464
FUCK. You just reminded me I have to finish steel sanctuary. Thanks anon.
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>>30742338
Good stuff my dude.
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>>30742321
I still want to kick that bug
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>>30744442
We all do, but there's a good possibility she'll escape. Especially since Anon is talking and not acting as he has the chance.
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>>30742338
KICK THE BUG
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>page 10
Aw niggas wat you doin
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Emergancy Thread Revival! I need 20cc's of BREAD MAGIC!
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"Twilight, we've been trying this for hours. Can we please take a break?"
>You complain.
>Twilight had kepy you captive for the last 3 hours, discussing all the events that had happened last night.
>"Hmm. Wait, why did you cover the wound with bread?"
>Good fucking question
"I dunno... My parents always put some bread over a splinter wound and that'd get it out, and seeing how it absorbs stuff so easily I thought it'd work on the blood."
>Twilight stares at you.
>"Anon. You do know that hallucinogenic substances are illegal?"
"Twilight I'm seri- wait. Bread! Maybe that's the answer!"
>I jump out the seat Twilight had me imprisoned on.
"Twilight! I need bread!"
>"Anon... ugh, fine."
>With that Twalot opens the door and we walk down to the kitchen.
>"I still don't understand how bread would give you magic."
"I have no idea Twilight, but it made my hand glow."
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Working on more fags. Hope to have it out soon.
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Oops, forgot to link.
Part 1 >>30719713
Part 2 >>30726988
Part 3 >>30734792
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>"I'm going to spank you, Anon! And there's nothing you can do to stop me!
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>>30747130
>"Are you sure this'll work, Anon? It seems like an odd choice."
"Perhaps there's more to it than bread, Twilight. Maybe it's a connection to the whole slinter wound. Maybe it's the yeast. Or maybe it's just fucking magic so who gives a shit?"
>Twilight sighs.
>"Fine, Anon we'll give it a shot."

>Be outside of castle.
>"Okay Anon, we got you a tonne of bread now see what you can do!"
>Like that was supposed to help...
>You crumble the bread into a ball and throw it.
>It arcs downward...
>Hits the ground an-
>An explosion?!
"AH! TWILIGHT?!"
>"It's just a tiny one."
"Twilight I can heal and cause explosions with bread. This isn't fine... it's... it's..."
>Pause for dramatic effect.
"Fucking stupid."
>Twilight is taken aback.
>"W-what do you mean, Anon? You have magic!"
"Twilight. Think about it. My magic would stem from bread, or yeast. It's stupid."
>Twilight looks at the ground.
>"I'm sorry you feel that way Anon. I'll do some reading, see if I can find anything to help you."

>Be two weeks later.
>Recieve letter from Twilight.
>It basically said she'd found nothing so far but was required in Canterlot and she'd look in the library there.
"Ah, fuck."
>You sigh to yourself.
"You know what? This is fucking dumb. Bread as my magic? Fucking dumb. Why couldn't it be runes, or thaumaturgy. Fuck sake..."
"No. No, Anon, we're going to fix this shit. fuck that fucking bollocs!"
>You walk out your house and slam the door.
>Your pockets full of bread from Twilight's place.
>Walking along the road out the little town toward Zecora's place, you feel a bit anxious about not telling anyone where you're going.
>Heh, fuck it. You're a strong, independent man and don't need no pony saving your sorry ass.
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That's all for today.
On an unrelated topic: Anyone know where I can find an old thread? The prompt was basically Anon is on 4chan and replies to a thread from "Celestia" before being transported to Equestria to help them win a war.
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>>30747580
>>Your pockets full of bread from Twilight's place.
Neat.
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>Me on this thread waiting for me HK.
>pic related
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>>30748174
it's been less than a day though. Surely we won't be graced by his presence again for at least one or two more?
We must keep the vigil until then, and hope that other green-mancers will stoke the flames until his return.

>>30747580
Gonna be honest, this whole setup is almost too ridiculous to even attempt reading.
Also it's hard to read anyway because of the structure. I don't know how to tell you how to fix it, but everything flows too fast and the characters feel bland.
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>>30748519
The bread man is here.
I get what you mean. I'm terrible at writing, just hoping to get better. I'm hoping to establish his powers first, then get onto some... other things.
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>>30748825
Keep writing bread man. We need more fun story's
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>>30747143
I'm calling the ponice
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>>30748519
I'm gonna try to shoot for an update on Saturday, just to coincide with the next FiM episode being aired.
You know, give something worth bumping over.
Might take another day, though, so no promises.
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>>30747580
> On an unrelated topic: Anyone know where I can find an old thread? The prompt was basically Anon is on 4chan and replies to a thread from "Celestia" before being transported to Equestria to help them win a war.

I know exactly what story you're talking about, I read it like 4 months ago
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I liked the story where Anon got cancer from magic and dies.
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>>30750969
You could always go roll around in a radioactive area and tell us how it goes instead.
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I bump a thread, today...
To see if it still lives.
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Bap
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>>30750968
If I understand correctly, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.
One of bosses is a chick with like a dozen of robotic arms.
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>>30749808
>Lyral boss battle
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>>30751272
>inb4 picrelated
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>>30750068
Can you think of what it is? I need it in my life. I'm trying to find the thing I saved but having a hard time coz I've had 3 different hard drives in that time. I duped them but something could've been lost.
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>>30753713
>>30750068
This is the thread Anon and writefriend


>"Anon, I...don't know if I should ask this of you, but I fear that desperate times call for desperate measures. The Griffons, the Minotaurs, and the Diamond Dogs have already conquered our allies in Saddle Arabia. The Crystal Empire is facing internal turmoil. Equestria stands alone. Humans are well versed in warfare. We need a weapon to change the outcome of this terrible war. Please, will you help us?"
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>>30753725
Cheers favourite anon
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Should fucking resurrect that thread. Been around since 2015.

Anyone want to create a "World War Equestria" thread?
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>>30754030
Neh.
The majority of the writefags are dead anyway.
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Does anyone have the world war threads pastebin
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>>30754460
https://pastebin.com/akijSbQE
https://pastebin.com/stjFr73k
https://pastebin.com/GGbGRVKc
https://pastebin.com/8AF8xWKr
These are the only ones I could find. All the others were taken down or made private.
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>>30754642
Thanks guy
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>>30754681
Problem guy, happy to be of service. Found the prompt poking through my mates computer. Fag let me borrow it and never wiped my data.
God what a fucking bro dude, I love the fag but jeez does he never respond to messages anymore. It's like he's a shut-in or something. Oh wait. It's the internet.
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>greentext magic
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>>30753745
>ywn be Saadian's favourite Anon
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>>30752840
Okay that'd be funny as hell.

>Anon is diagnosed with magic cancer.
"I'm only getting stronger."
>"No Anon, you're dieing!"
>Anon looks at Twilight, his eyes beginning to glow.
>Twilight's eyes grow wide as she begins to float in the air.
>"A-Anon, don't do anything rash now. "
">Rape"
>"W-What!? NOOOOOOO oooooh~"
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Would Anon be the ultimate spy seeing as he has no magic to detect?
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>>30753725
Moar
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>>30758012
It's the prompt of the /war/ thread retard.
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>>30759646
And he's asking for more of it, what's wrong with that? Like a pastebin or thread archive.
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>>30760166
???????????????? >>30754642
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>>30761929
Same
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>>30763350
lewd
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clear
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>>30757671
>Anon in Equestria
>Anon has no magic
>everything in Equestria has magic tho
>by that conclusion, for ponies Anon doesent exist
>they completely ignore him even when he bothers them
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>>30766169
wasn't there a similar story? I feel like I've read it already but I'm not sure
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BreadMagic Man here. I'll be gone for the week because I'm off to Paris!
I'll be taking pictures which may end up being the beautiful images I use with my story.
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>>30766984
Take care and stay safe.
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>>30737495
When cometh more, o friend of write?
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>>30697785
Full green on this would be bretty good
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>>30742321
>The closest thing to a response you get, is another furious lunge.
>In spite of the fucking magic lightsaber.
>You have no idea how she still has magic to burn, but there she is, horn aglow again.
>A barrier forms in front of her as she leaps towards you, repelling the energy sword.
>Normally, having an angry super-bug charge you like that would be a cause for concern.
>SLAM-ZWOOSH
>But like you expected, your much-improved deflector took care of that.
>Helps that you stealthed the magic signature, too.
>The bug was reeling badly from the recoil, not at all expecting it.
>Since Bluebaide was still active, you make a lunge of your own, slashing with said focus's blade.
>All she can do is raise her forelegs to defend.
>KSSSHHHH
>"Gaaaaaaah!"
>Her pained cry was the perfect thing, to follow her--
>Wait what the fuck?
>Her legs are still attached!
>This thing cuts thick wood, and all she gets is a fucking burn?!
>How tough is this damn bug's shell, anyways?
>Your surprise delayed your follow-up slash, which gave her enough time to jump back, and out of it's reach.
>Enough time for you to evaluate your enemy a little better, now that you were close and personal.
>Wow, she looked rough.
>Between the huge burn mark along her left side from Light, the ones you just gave her, the small shell cracks, the uselessly flopping right wing, and the still-present blood trickle from the mouth?
>This bug's taken a beating and a half, and is somehow still trucking.
>You'd be more impressed, if you weren't both extremely pissed, and trying to whack her bitch ass.
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>>30769149
>And it looks like both sentiments are mutual, if her worsening perma-scowl was any indicator.
>While the two of you begin slowly circling one another again, you stow the staff on your back.
>It's too drained to be of any use right now.
>Though you do sneak the sonic focus on, while it's behind your back.
>Now that the area's clear of ponies, it should be safe to use, once your staff recharges a bit.
>If this was gonna be like last time, that should be pretty soo--
>"I should have killed you back at the castle."
>Wow, you didn't even need to start it, this time!
>Man though, does she sound pissed.
>More pissed than you, actually, which is quite a feat.
>"But I won't make that same mistake again."
>Don't rib her too much this time, Anon.
>You want her talking, to get some juice into your staff.
>...
>"What? Nothing to say? No smart little comments this time?"
"Not much I can really say, is there?"
>Man, not shit-talking her is harder than it looks.
>There's a four minute charge time on the staff, though.
>Even one minute would be helpful.
"I mean, a soul-stealing super bug came to my town, kidnapped my friends, and brought some monsters along, for... what, exactly?"
>You knew it, that hanging question was too much to resist.
>"You."
"Me?"
>"You've become a bothersome pest for my Lord. He sent me here to eliminate you, by any means necessary.
>"But now I see that you're worse than a pest. You're a huge danger. Pests don't kill five of my Lord's most powerful creations in one day."
"I'll take that as a compliment."
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>>30769158
>So, big bad Nito wanted you dead, after all.
>And those monsters were made by him.
>And the fact that they were apparently runic constructs meant souls were involved.
>...
>Wait.
>The things that came out of those monsters.
>Were those...?
>"Take it however you want, because I'll make sure it's one of the last things you hear."
"Oh, will you? Last I checked, your little squad of runed fuckboys were dead and gone."
>"And you don't have your precious friends to hide behind, now do you?
>"Unlike you, I never needed the aid of others to survive and fight!"
"Sure, right. Oh, besides the whole 'eat the love of others to function' thing, right?
"Which I'm willing to bet you're mighty low on right about now."
>No, bad Anon. Keep it reeled in.
>That eye twitch is not what you want to be seeing.
>Still, that did tell you one thing: she was at the end of her rope.
>"I promise you this. When I'm through with you, there won't be anything left to identify you with!"
>Oh, she's really going now.
>"I'll hurt you in ways you never thought possible! You'll beg for death by the time I'm through!
>"But don't worry, I'll leave your head intact, just to present to Lord Matthias!
>"How does that sound? What's your smart response to that?!"
>Ahh, she really is related to ol' Chrysalis, isn't she?
>This waffle session's gotten you enough staff charge for some sick sonic attacks.
>Let's wrap this up, then.
"Oh, my response? Well, it's not so much a response, as much as it's a little question.
"Your little boss-man ever read the Bible to you fucks?"
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>>30769173
>Her face gives way for a look of confusion.
>"You know about that?"
"So that's a yes, then."
>Man, if you actually finish this line delivery faithfully, it'll be two minutes of charge time to work with.
"Now, I had this one section memorized, for times like this. Hell, if you live past today, you can ask lil' Nito about it."
>Just mentioning 'lil' Nito' caused some suppressed triggering.
>Must be from queen bug-bitch using it before.
"'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men.'"
>She's flipped to cautiously angry, but gets more angry with 'evil men'.
>"He isn't ev--"
"'Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children.'"
>You channel Sam L., Anon.
>You channel him real good.
>"What are--"
"'And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers!'"
>Bluebaide's re-ignition punctuated the shouty delivery, getting her to step back.
>You, meanwhile, are really getting into this.
"'And you will know, my name is the Lord,"
>You reach back for your staff.
"'When I lay my vengeance upon thee!'"
>You can't believe she didn't move even once, during all of that.
>It's only when your staff comes out that she moves.
>Right as you unleash the max-charged sonic attack.
>THWAMNMNMNMnmnmnm
>That ungodly screeching accompanied a huge ball of wispy, pinkish ringed magic firing out of the focus.
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>>30769182
>She'd cried out in pain long before the ball got near her, but she managed to jump just out of the way.
>When the ball hit where she was before, it detonated with a really surprising amount of force, tearing the ground up and sending debris flying.
>A big, white ring of magic radiated out from the blast point, sweeping the bug away with another shriek of pain.
>Wow.
>Never got to test that before.
>Geez, maybe those Noise Marines are onto something.
>Regardless, you've got an advantage to press.
>You run forwards again, energy-sword at the ready, looking to get a swipe in before she recovers.
>A bit too much to ask for, it seems.
>She dodges back again, though a lot more sluggishly.
>There's something else there, too.
>Something in her expression.
>The lack of feature-filled eyes make it hard to tell, but it's not just anger there, anymore.
>There's fear.
>She's afraid.
>About time this cunt got the fear of God put in her.
"So, you think you're hot shit, talking all tough like that?"
>The sonic short-charge goes out, launching a smaller bolt of that swirling ringed magic.
>This time, she can't dodge it.
>It hits her center mass, creating a big spiderweb crack in her carapace, complete with green oozing.
>You're nice enough to wait for her to finish screaming, before you keep going:
"You want tough talk, you oversize flea? I'll show you tough talk!"
>Despite her weak state, she still tries for a magic bolt.
>Your shield was only physical, so it hit you right in the chest.
>All it really did was ruin your suit.
>And piss you off even more.
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>>30769194
>Bluebaide is floated off your wand, replaced with TK.
"I'm gonna make like Bane and break your whole fucking dirtbag body, just like I did with your fuckin' mommy!"
>She can't fight off being floated in the air.
>Your foot is raised the second she gets close enough.
>Calling upon the great Leonidas, with a little Duke Nukem for good measure,
>CRACK
>You give the now very weakened bug a taste of the mighty foot.
>The strangled cry she gives out is cut off fairly quickly with her body hitting the floor.
"And when I'm through putting you in a goddamn body cast, and making you eat and piss through a tube for the rest of your life?
"Then, I'm coming for that shitheel emo teenager scumfuck that you call a fucking lord!"
>Oh, you're seeing red now.
>Not red enough to notice her trying to stand back up, at that last line of yours.
>Another taste of the stompers in the soccer kick configuration, puts a quick end to that bit of resistance.
>She's rolled onto her back, terror now very evident in her expression.
"And when I find his little candy ass, I'm gonna rip the eyes out of his head, and piss in his dead skull!
"Actually, no, I'm gonna gouge the things out with my goddamn thumbs first, before I rip them out!
"I'm gonna make like Freddy Krueger on his Jesus of Nazareth-wannabe ass!
"And then him, you, and his whole little gaggle of dickriders will learn, never to fuck with Anon and his crew!
"You hear me talking, you simpering little twatstain?! You fucked with the wrong monkey!"
>You raise your foot for a stomp.
>...
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>>30769204
>CRACK
>His foot comes crashing down on your ribs.
>The air is knocked out of your lungs.
>He keeps it there.
>You can't breathe.
>Everything hurts.
>You're in so much pain.
>It almost feels worse than getting those souls extracted.
>You can't move.
>Your strength was sapped out by the sonic attacks.
>You can't cast spells.
>You're almost out of love.
>You can't focus.
>Because the terrifying thing above you is all you can focus on.
>The furiously mad face of the human you were supposed to kill.
>The rage in his voice.
>The livid trembling in his hands.
>Even Incognito never looked that angry before.
>Even Incognito never looked that frightening before.
>Not a single note of emotion was felt from him.
>It only made him scarier.
>You couldn't predict what he would do next.
>His words are muffled slightly, from your hurt, still-ringing ears:
>"Oh, what's the matter? Did it finally dawn on you how badly you fucked up?
>"Well guess what? I'm not through with you by a damn sight! This is just the fucking halftime point!"
>His foot comes off your ribs.
>Fresh air floods into your lungs.
>CRACK
>His foot comes down on your underbelly this time.
>The air comes back out as a strangled cry of pain.
>Molten, white-hot agony lights up all your senses.
>You did mess up.
>You messed up so badly.
>You never should have taken this mission.
>You never should have messed around here.
>You never should have gone alone.
>You...
>You should have spoken up before.
>Your lungs join the symphony of burning throughout your body, as you heave for precious air.
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>>30769215
>"So here's the score, shit-for-brains. You almost killed one of my besties. And you gave fifteen of his pals a fate worse than death.
>"Now, I'm not about to pull that dark fucking soul eating shit, but I'm gonna get medieval on your ass, all the same!"
>His foot twists downwards.
>Pain reignites across your body.
>You completely fail to hold back the scream of pain.
>"Aww, does baby not want anymore? All right, I'll make this easier to get out of.
>"From now on? I'm your new fucking god. Not that Kool-Aid man, evil Spock looking psycho motherfucker, but me.
>"Here, I'll give you a list of my fuckin' commandments, then you can beg for my mercy!"
>His foot rises again.
>THUMP
>And comes back down on your belly.
>"One! You'll have no other gods before me! Cause I get real fuckin' jealous of those other pissants!"
>Your eyes screw shut.
>You're going to die.
>He's going to kill you.
>"Hey, eyes up here!"
>Another twist of the foot gets him what he wants, along with another cry.
>The beginnings of tears start to form.
>Y-you don't want to die.
>"Two! Your days of taking my name in vain? All over!"
>A fresh wave of pain erupts, with the added stomp.
>H...
>Help...
>"Three! No sabbath for you! You just lost all your sabbath privileges!"
>Another stomp.
>P-please...
>Somepony help.
>Please!
>"Four! Don't be shitting on your folks! But hey, looks like you already broke that one, didn't ya?"
>Another.
>Everything starts to blur.
>You try to vocalize something.
>But you can't speak.
>"Ah-ah-ah! I said no begging until the end!"
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>>30769225
>Please help!
>Anypony!
>Anything!
>You can't take anymore!
>You...
>Y-you don't w-want to dieeeeee!
>P-pleas--
>>`You already know what to do.`
>T-the whispers.
>They're so clear now.
>So...
>Painless...
>>`You embraced the darkness once already.`
>Please, you need help!
>>`There are no veils to pierce here. But you do not need them.`
>Please...
>>`Call upon your own darkness. Turn your hatred into your strength. Your fear into endurance.`
>You can't...
>>`You are weak. And you will remain weak. Unless you give in.`
>You...
>>`The Destroyer will be so disappointed in you, if you fail here. But you can make things right.`
>...
>You barely notice another stomp.
>His stomp.
>You...
>You hate him.
>He's ruining everything.
>He's ruining Incognito's plans.
>Anger begins to swell within you.
>A different kind of fire burns through you.
>You hate him.
>You hate him!
>He dares to stand in your way?
>In his way?!
>And now he wants you to give up on him?
>The one who gave you everything?!
>A new life?
>A new name?
>A new purpose?
>No!
>This damn human!
>This stupid bucking upstart!
>You hate him!
>Your vision refocuses.
>Your eyes lock.
>There he is.
>His stupid face.
>That stupid anger of his.
>Those stupid weapons of his.
>You hate his bucking guts.
>You hate his damned friends!
>You hate him!
>YOU HATE HIM!
>Everything hurts, but through all of it, you feel your limbs regaining their strength.
>Pure, fiery rage courses through your veins.
>Kill...
>Kill him!
>You'll kill him!
>He'll drown in his own blood!
>He's dead!
>Dead!
>DEAD!
>...
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>>30769237
"Seven! Never fuck another man's bitch!"
>CRACK
>Stomping on defenseless bugs was more cathartic than it had any right to be.
"Eight! Never--"
>FWMPHH
>The world flies around everywhere as you're knocked flat on your ass, by a wave of smokey green and purple magic.
>God fucking damn, how much more can she--
>Wait.
>Smokey?
>You're up on your feet pretty quick.
>And...
>Oh.
"You're kidding."
>The bug of the hour was pulling herself up.
>Her carapace was cracked pretty bad, but she barely seemed to notice.
>Her horn was lit up with a different kind of magic.
>Two-tone like before, but all smokey and streaked with black, and it almost seemed to 'drip' off the appendage.
>It doesn't take a genius to guess that this is dark magic.
>"Dead..."
"Oh, wonderful. You went nega-Saiyan."
>Her eyes lock to yours.
>She's regained that pissed look, now with triple the death glare from before.
>"You're dead..."
>Yeah, you're just gonna put Bluebaide back on the wand.
>All that stomping's got you back to a full charge on both.
>But no telling what she's got in stock now.
>"You're bucking DEAD!"
>She switches to a black blur, bolting right towards you.
>The shield absorbs the charge, but only barely, the yellow barrier cracking a lot under the strike.
>Her follow-up is a bolt of magic, which you just manage to sidestep.
>Too bad you didn't see the other one coming towards you.
>The bolt hits you square in the chest, with a strange reverberating 'bong' sound.
>Unlike the last one, this one felt cold.
>But ultimately still wasn't much better than a light punch.
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>>30769249
>More bolts come flying towards you.
>So, death by a thousand cuts, is it?
>Not on my fucking watch.
>Another spear of magic is launched from the wand, with another sonic bolt following to the right, where you expect her to dodge to.
>An expectation that proves true.
>And...
>She took the bolt to the chest, same fracture pattern and all.
>And she didn't even fucking flinch.
>Oh, boy.
>Looks like dark magic also works like PCP.
>Guess you'll just have to turn up the heat!
>Your wand gets the fire focus, and you give that a moment to charge up, while you let loose another huge sonic blast.
>But she does something different this time.
>A ray of smokey magic shoots from her horn, hitting the ball dead center.
>She detonated it prematurely.
>The blast wave is enough to send you reeling.
>She makes another lunge.
>A double order of sonic and fire bolts is fired at the point where she charges at.
>SLAM-ZWKRAK
>She breaches the shield right as the two bolts hit her in the chest.
>It gets her to fly backwards, rolling through the air.
>But she rights herself mid-air, skidding to a halt on all fours, horn brightly glowing the whole way.
>You pull your focus totally off the staff, and just pour raw magic right into your jacket's glyph array.
>The shield reforms quickly, but you keep dumping power into it, to give it a good overcharge.
>A ray of magic fires from her horn, raking along the ground as it sweeps towards you.
>The shield protects you from the debris, but the ray catches your right arm.
"Gah, fuck!"
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>>30769254
>The frosty-feeling beam actually hurt you.
>Like someone just lashed the point where it hit.
>You run to the right, making some attempt to get away from the scything beam.
>Your staff comes off the array, and the wind one, of all foci, goes on.
>She shouldn't be able to block the projectile on this one.
>God, what you wouldn't give for a good shotgun right now.
>Fuck, even a good magic bow would be good!
>But you didn't have time to make your plan for that real, before this bitch rolled into town!
>So you'll make do with a big fire blast, instead!
>Your approach shifts towards her, trying to close the distance.
>Beam-casting gives way for another hail of magic missiles.
>You can't avoid some of the impacts, but they don't slow you down all that much.
>You've had worse than this.
>Your wand winds back for a big fire blast.
>She bolts off to your right.
>She hits the shield hard again.
>Before you can fully turn your head to her, she's off right again.
>Another shield hit.
>The overcharge was the only thing keeping her out at this point.
>You opt to combine both foci's powers, channeling both an inferno and gale winds.
>A high-pressure cone of flame jets out of your staves, catching her on her next rightward move.
>It gets her to stop and shield herself.
>You don't think she notices your--
>Wait.
>That's not a shield.
>She's collecting your spell's energy!
>A big ball of your own fire magic was condensing in her magical grip.
>You cease channeling, but she also chooses that time to fire.
>It comes at you at a bit of an off angle.
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>>30769262
>You sidestep out of the way, just managi--
>CRACK
"Ffffuck!"
>It hit your left hand!
>And...
>Oh, shit.
>Your staff.
>She went for your fucking staff.
>Your rather toasty hand is missing the staff.
>And the glove.
>And she's making another charge.
>Damn it all!
>Up comes your charged-up wand.
>You make to 'shoot', expecting another rightward dodge.
>She dodges--
>Left!
>SLAM-ZWKRAK
>Shit!
>You whirl back over, course-correcting for the failed feint.
>The focus's power changes to contact blast.
>The hand with the wand winds up.
>It springs loose into a punch, right into the angry, charging bug.
>Oh, this is gonna hurt--
>KA-BLA--
>Your vision whites out, and your ears ring.
>...
>Somehow, you manage to keep it together.
>And...
>The second you can see again, you...
>Oh...
>Wow, that was bad.
>The wand wasn't good enough for the blue fire, but this was destructive in it's own right.
>You were on one side of a roomy crater, your clothes singed and torn to shit.
>Your wand and other glove was missing.
>The hand it was in was cut up and singed.
>Hell, most of your body was cut and singed, just not as concentrated as the hand.
>It stings like hell, but somehow you can still move it.
>Holy shit.
>That was fucking insane--
>crack
>What?
>No.
>Fuck off.
>Get the fuck outta here.
>The bug was STILL moving?!
>Her new hair was similarly singed, and her carapace was now extremely cracked, with green seeping out of a lot of areas.
>And despite looking even more tired than before, she manages to make a lunge for you, anyway.
>You roll as best as you can.
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>>30769268
>The initial charge fails, but her hooves swing out, and connect with your side.
>Good God, that fucking hurts!
>You're on your back, against the floor.
>You shuffle up towards the sloped wall of the crater, slowly getting more upright as you go.
>The bug hangs back, preparing to make another charge.
>And right as you're about to stand up, she makes that charge, head facing down.
>All you can do is hold your hands out to try and block.
>They clasp around her head, but don't sto--
>SCHLICK
>...
>Getting the wind knocked out of you shouldn't be that painful.
>You...
>The bug's head is...
>She...
>She stabbed you.
>She fucking stabbed you with her horn!
>Right though the left side of your ches--
>GAAAAH HOLY FUCK DON'T MOVE AROUND THAT THING IS JAGGED
>SHIT FUCK NO STOP AAAAAAAAAH--
>SCHLICK
>The horn all but rips back out of you, a small splash of blood following it's retraction.
>Immediately, your hand shoots to the wound, clasping as tight as possible.
>Warm blood is felt oozing out of the ragged stab wound.
>The bug's horn is completely crimson red, small trails of blood trickling down her forehead, and down her snout.
>The sadistic smile only completes the look.
>O-ohh holy shit.
>This whole scene is way scarier than you thought!
>Your body feels heavy and sluggish.
>Your breathing is ragged and painful.
>And you can taste blood.
>She must have punctured a lung.
>She rears back for another stab.
"W-whoa wait, stop!"
>She stops.
>Oh, please gloat.
>Anything to give you time to think!
>Yes, she's cackling!
>Damn it, think!
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>>30769279
>THUD
"Gah!"
>A cracked, green-spattered hoof hits your chest, pushing you down.
>"Wait? Wait?!"
>God, come on!
>There's got to be something!
>"Haahahahaha! What exactly am I supposed to be waiting for, oh great and mighty Anonymous?!"
>Look around!
>Come on, anything!
>"Wait for you to beg for your life? Beg for forgiveness?"
>Jesus, if you're listening, you'd better--
>...
>"An admission of your own complete weakness, that you can't fight without your precious friends or weapons?! WHAT?!"
>The sheer relief you feel right now...
>You can't help but give a defiant little smirk.
>A small amount of blood gets coughed up before you speak.
"No..."
>Oh, if only she knew how royally screwed she was right now.
"Wait for them to waste you."
>By the time her confusion makes way for looking behind her, it was too late.
>A blue, starry blur bolts down into the hole, sweeping the bug into the air.
>A loud battle cry is heard, with the blue flash of a magical explosion heard off in the distance.
>Whatever god gave you this coincidence, you're worshipping forever.
>A familiar, much less motion-blurred pair of purple and white princesses descend into the hole.
>Man, why does your vision always start to go at times like this?
>"By the gods..."
>"ANON!"
>God, you can't believe how lucky you are right now.
"Heh... hey there, l-ladies..."
>Both rush over to you, but none as fast as the purple one of the two.
>"Keep pressure over the wound! The medics are on their way!"
>"P-please, don't talk, Anon!"
>Oh God, you're getting cold.
>F-fuck...
>Oh, waiter?
>Check please.
>...
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>>30769285
You know how long it's been since I wrote a fight sequence?
Too long, is the answer.
Sadly, I couldn't deliver Saturday, but I'd say a 15-post update makes up for it, eh?

What happens next? Well, find out next time, on /mlp/ Z!
Oh, and Pastebin, too. https://pastebin.com/kQCRMUTs
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>>30769308
Holy Jesus.
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>>30769308
I'm speechless.
Good job.
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>>30769308
Tis Sum reel good green Keep it up!
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>>30769308
I still want to kick that superbug
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>>30770433
Evil bug is for bully.
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>be anon
>"you can't have magic anon"
>yfw

Fin
How did I do?
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>>30686708
>Anon
>using dirty, heretical magic that probably costs mana or some shit that ruins your body
>not using glorious nanomachines that harden in response to physical trauma

Plebs, all of you
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>>30769308
Jesus HK, it's been a whole FOUR HOURS. Update fucking WHEN
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>>30769308
Please switch to a third pastebin!
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>>30771219
Worse, it's been six hours.
I am a failure as a writefag.
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>>30769308
Had to stop in the middle of reading to say that I loved the Dredd and Pulp Fiction references. Never stop writing.
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>>30770487
Sequel coming soon?
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Page 9
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>>30769225
>>"Three! No sabbath for you! You just lost all your sabbath privileges!"
My sides
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>>30773596
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>>30774339
anon deverses a bj for the shit hes gone through
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>>30770527
>augmenting yourself with nanomachines s̶o̶n
>not becoming a sentient cloud of nanomachines
>not becoming a Foglet
The only pleb here is you anon.
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>>30774339
bump
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Can't Let this die goys!
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>>30770433
>>30774339
Word to the wise: mobileposting over cell data isn't recommended.
Just lurked this thread while on my phone, and saw the delete button on your posts, even though I didn't make or delete them.
Ain't shared IP's grand?
Incidentally, how's Rogers treating you, Anon?
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>on page 9 again
Are all writefags dead? Just bumping this shit over and over is kinda pointless
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>>30778740
No they're fucking not, they just make really large updates so there's a lot of waiting time
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If ladybug asks about that bible verse then edgelord is going to be pissed about having to explain that the pulp fiction quote isn't actually in the bible but is an amalgamation of a few different verses that have all had their meaning altered. For a movie. Which they don't have in horseland. There's no way to explain that and have it make sense.
And that's if he even knows himself.
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>>30780305
I think edge lord is some olden time knight or something.
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>>30776724
>'lings
Anon wielding emotional energy when?
Anonlantern when?
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>>30780316
no he cant be that old because im pretty sure at some point he mentioned at least on of the world wars
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I wonder how probable it is for Chrissy to help Anon and Co. I mean, he did kick her tiny ass hard, but her chances of survival in case Nito win are nonexistant. And Anon shown her that he is very capable of mercy.
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>>30781572
Oh yeah... maybe he's a retard. That explains the strength.
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>>30781538
Don't tempt me, I'm already writing green for two threads. I don't need a third.
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>>30782533
Yes you do
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>>30782533
Only someone who wants to write in 3 threads would say that
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>>30782533
Later, maybe?
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>>30782533
Do it. You know you want to.
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So I'm reading Obsession and apparently, runes are illegal? can someone explain it because I don't feel like continuing?
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So I had a thought: Starlight Glimmer was close to a better society.
She didn't realize that instead of removing all cutie marks, she could have given them all the same ones.
If she had connected the magic that made them all equal to all the cutie marks stored, everyone could have had the talents everyone else had, allowing for true freedom and self-determination, rather than what their ass was stamped with.
I post this here because it's the only place it would fit in a green, as Anon could be studying Starlight's Ideas, but making them better, or just seeing an obvious flaw which could have made it better.
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>>30785269
except that makes absolutely no sense. cutie marks aren't a fucking bluetooth device, They have to be on the ponies ass for it to work.
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>>30785269
She wouldn't do that even if s he wanted to. The only reason she wanted to remove them is so they had to rely on her and never leave. Thus why she kept hers.
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>>30787059
>She wouldn't do that even if s he wanted to.
She wouldn't do that even if she could.
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>>30784984
Depending on how far in you are, the information on that is going to change.
Publicly runes are illegal by Celestia's decree because their use can be very destructive.
privately runes are illegal because the knowledge of how to use runes inevitably ends with someone putting them on their body, which ends in the death of that person because it puts more magic in their body than they can handle. Also you have to remove your soul before you can do the runeworking, which is in and of itself morally questionable.
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>>30780231
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>>30788370
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Golems deserve some love
They're one of the oldest, if not the oldest magical construct to be imagined
It'd fit well to, cause golem on need to rely on personal magical ability, instead drawing it from the materials or glyphs written on it
Would let anon do more extreme missions and tasks, cause he could build himself soldiers to protect his ass
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>>30789924
kek
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>>30790149
>not making a golem mech suit
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>>30769285
>"We will be arriving at the Canterlot station in ten minutes, mister Sunburst. Is the stone's condition unchanged?"
"It... No, the stone's fine. It should be, anyways."
>"You seem unsure about that."
"W-well, I... I don't know much about it's function, but it survived the train trip before, so..."
>"Very well."
>That strange guard...
>You never expected to find such an observant and... well, blunt pony in the guard.
>Much less part of the Sol Invictus!
>And you certainly never expected to be given an escort from the Empire by them!
>Well, not without being in hoofcuffs, anyway!
>Anon must have taken a really big risk, letting them see his laboratory like that!
>In fact...
"Uhm, excuse me, mister...?"
>"You may refer to me as sergeant Measure, in whatever permutation you wish."
"I... I see. W-well, if you don't mind my asking, what... happened?"
>"What event are you referring to?"
"A-after he brought Shining and Cadance back with him."
>"They set out to fight back the invading force."
>...
>Uh...
"Is... is that it?"
>"Most details revolving around the encounter are highly classified. I must ask you to hold your questions for the princesses."
"Oh..."
>Well, that was...
>Way less helpful than you were expecting.
>Still...
>You can't shake this feeling that something's gone wrong.
>All you heard from Anon was about monsters invading Ponyville.
>And that they were dangerous enough to let Cadance and Shining know about his magic.
>You never expected the Sol Invictus, of all groups, to also know about his magic!
>Much less let him use it!
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>>30792529
>O-okay, now that you think about it...
>Things must have been really bad, if it got to the point where they looked past his magic!
>At least he moved the slipgate stone up to your living room, first!
>That way, they wouldn't discover your own workshop.
>Or, is it laboratory...?
>You don't know what it technically is at this point, but it doesn't matter.
>The last thing you wanted was for guards to not just find it, but storm through it and potentially break everything.
>Especially your big project...
>B-but anyways!
>You didn't really mind staying back and caring for Flurry while they went and fought back.
>You're not a fighter, after all.
>That changeling invasion in Ponyville is still fresh in your mind, after all this time...
>But still, it only took a few hours for you and Anon to beat them off!
>And right now, it's been three days since you last heard anything from them!
>And it's not like you could have checked through the slipgate, either.
>The Invictus leader gave you explicit directions not to open it, a move that Shining seconded.
>Imagine your surprise, then, when another of their members came through it, and told you to pack it with you on a train ride to Canterlot!
>DOOOOOOT
>Oh, it looks like--
>"We have arrived. Please ensure the stone is packaged securely, and please follow me."
>Well, you can't say that Mr. Measure isn't...
>Attentive?
>In any case, you do as he asks: double-checking the keystone is secured in the case you quickly formed for it.
>As expected, it didn't change, so you lift it onto your back, and follow him out of the train.
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>>30792537
>Your path leads you to the back entrance of the train car, where a complement of regular palace guards wait.
>They form a standard box formation around the two of you, escorting you to the castle proper.
>It never takes too long, getting there.
>And this time is no exception.
>Once they led you through the main doors, they dispersed.
>"Please follow my lead, mister Sunburst. Our first destination is to deposit the stone in a secure location for future usage."
"Uh, sure..."
>Well, at least he's... thorough?
>Still, would it kill him to put more feeling into his voice?
>You don't really have a way to describe the monotone he uses constantly.
>You're sure Anon does, though.
>He has a description for just about everything.
>You really have no idea how he does it.
>...
>Your route takes you not to a vault, like you expected, but rather to...
>The ambassador's suite?
>"Please deposit the keystone case in an easily visible location."
"A-all right, but... well, this doesn't seem awfully, uh, secure."
>"It is kept under constant vigil. The location is quite secure."
"I-if you say so. But I don't know if Anon would agree."
>"This room is designated for mister Anonymous's use during his stay at the castle."
>Wait, what?
"He's here?"
>"Yes."
"Uh... well, is he available?"
>"In a manner of speaking."
"What does that mean?"
>"You will see."
>This time, there was the beginnings of an emotional intonation.
>It sounded... sad, almost.
>Okay, that bad feeling from before is getting worse.
>Did... something happen to Anon?
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>>30792544
>After you put the keystone on the coffee table, Mr. Measure speaks up again:
>"Our next destination is the secure medical wing. Please follow me."
"O-okay."
>Secure medical wing?
>Okay, what's going on?
>Now you're getting really nervous.
>...
>S-secure is the right word!
>There's so many guards here!
>And over half of them belong to the Night guard!
>Aren't they normally nocturnal?
>"Please keep your voice down, as we enter the treatment room."
>He doesn't give you time to think that over, and just walks to the door.
>This looks... awfully similar to those hospital rooms the princesses stayed in, doesn't it?
>But... who's staying here, now?
>Mr. Measure pushes the door open.
>Looks like you're about to get your answer.
>Instantly, you hear the beeping sounds from the usual medical monitoring constructs, along with some shuffling.
>Seemed fairly busy in there, which usually means intensive care...
>Swallowing the lump in your throat, you follow Mr. Measure in.
>Inside, is--
>...
>"Good afternoon, mister Anonymous. As you requested, the other stone of the pair has been delivered."
>W-w-wha--?!
>"And your friend, mister Sunburst, is here to see you, as well."
>N-no...
>"He is likely to bolt to your bedside in three and a half seconds, with a 73.2% chance of restraining himself from embracing you."
>A-Anon is...
>He's hurt!
>You can't keep yourself from running over to his bedside.
>Somehow, you manage not only to jump his wounded form, but also to keep from yelling his name out.
"A-Anon?"
>He just gives a weak smile.
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>>30792560
>Sweet merciful goddess, you can't believe what you're looking at!
>His skin was looking paler than usual, his eyes were ringed with dark circles, and he held a breath mask to his mouth.
>Most of his body was bandaged, but it was light-duty stuff, meant for small cuts.
>All of this, leading towards his chest area.
>The left side of his chest was attached to a large glass suction cup, feeding into a tube.
>You recognize it as a medical gas treatment tool, for large wounds.
>And it becomes immediately apparent what kind of wound is being treated.
>A huge, ragged puncture wound, with a diameter easily the size of your horn, was exposed to the gas chamber.
>You knew how these chambers worked: exposing the entirety of the wound to a healing agent in gas form.
>That didn't make the sight any less grisly.
>You manage to pull your eyes from it, to meet Anon's face.
>H-how is he still smiling, after all of... THIS?!
"A-a-are you o-okay?"
>His response is quiet, pained, and only comes after he takes a long pull from the mask, before pulling it off:
>"Pretty far from okay, buddy."
>He places the mask back on, before breathing back in.
>You could smell something strange, on his breath.
>It must be...
>But, no, those masks just deliver oxygen!
>Oh...
>Oh, no.
>That wound...
>It punctured his lung!
>You must have smelled the healing gas!
>It has that strange, acidic smell that alchemy often has.
>Makes sense, if alchemy is the only thing that works on him!
>You didn't even know you could aerosolize alchemic solutions!
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>>30792569
>The guard, Mr. Measure, made himself known again:
>"We discussed this already, mister Anonymous. You need to limit your speaking."
>"Not even a 'hello'?"
>"I am certain that your friends would not wish for you to unnecessarily strain yourself, on their behalf."
>"Like I did already?"
>"The two situations are not comparable."
>It's obvious from the still-masked chuckle, that he was just having a bit of fun with Mr. Measure.
>How he can still have fun, despite everything, is still a mystery to you!
>"Regretfully, my time allotments mean that we must part ways again, and mister Sunburst must accompany me."
>An eyeroll.
>That's his response, an eyeroll!
>How?!
>"Catch you guys later."
>You really don't want to leave him alone like this, but what can you do?
>At the very least, he seems to be in capable hooves.
>Reluctantly, you pull yourself away from his bedside, and follow Mr. Measure out of the room.
>"Our next destination is the war room. There, your questions can be answered."
>Darn right, you want your questions answered!
>Why was Anon hurt so badly?
>What happened at Ponyville?
>What is going on here?!
>Wha--
>Wait.
>The war room?
>That hasn't been used in...
>Gosh, a long time!
>...
>Even before Mr. Measure spoke up about your destination, you could hear a lot of discussion behind the doors.
>All of it muffled, of course.
>Some of it from the wood, the rest on purpose by a special privacy enchantment.
>"Please remain here, and only enter upon my signal."
>Wait, signal?
>He's opened the door, before you could even ask.
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>>30792578
>"Your highnesses? Mister Sunburst has arrived, within the projected timeframe."
>The voice of Cadance was heard first.
>"Perfect, sergeant. Send him in."
>"Mister Sunburst, if you will...?"
>Ah, that must be the signal.
>At least walking in here had some semblance of normalcy to it!
>Three of four princesses were in attendance here, with Celestia being notably absent.
>They were all seated around a small round table, papers and quills scattered around the table.
>They looked really busy.
>And while Cadance had a businessmare look to her, that you're not used to seeing on her?
>Twilight and Luna both looked angry, a little sad, and very... focused? Determined?
>Though they all brighten up at your entrance, so there's that.
>"It's good to see you again, Sunburst."
>"Sunburst!"
>"A pleasure as always, mister Sunburst."
>Cadance, Twilight, and Luna's respective answers, while warm, soon gave way to business looks and tone.
>With Cadance immediately following up with her next line:
>"I'm afraid we don't have time for pleasantries, Sunburst. As you've probably guessed, there's a lot we need to deal with."
>"Indeed there is, although I suspect you also need some questions answered, no?"
"Y-yes! What happened? Why is Anon so badly hurt?!"
>The mention of Anon gets both Luna and Twilight to adopt a much sadder and angrier look.
>Luna, at least, manages to keep it out of her tone.
>"He was grievously injured during a conflict with the forces of Incognito."
"The--"
>Oh.
>O-oh my g-gosh!
>H-he didn't mention that part to you!
>All he said was 'really evil monsters'!
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>>30792586
>A sigh escapes Luna, as she leaves her seat to walk over to you.
>"This is what happened. A force of five highly dangerous runic monsters, accompanied by a single powerful changeling, attacked Ponyville."
>What?
>R-runic monsters?!
>"The monsters were a twisted, yet highly effective invention of Incognito. As for the changeling, it was the same one responsible for the train incident."
>The...
"Y-you don't mean the one that...?!"
>"The very same. It appears that she is some kind of confidant of Incognito, and almost certainly his executrix."
>Hoooly moly, that's insa--
>Wait.
"She?"
>"Yes, that particular changeling, unlike it's cohorts, appears to be female."
>The expression of pure anger on her face, is enough to make you take a step back.
>"She is the one responsible for hospitalizing Anonymous."
>...
>And just like that, anger of your own rises to meet hers.
>Cadance provided an interruption, however:
>"He's lucky all he got away with was a large stab wound. She and the monsters could have done so much worse."
>"It is fortunate, then, that Anonymous's quick thinking paved the way to his victory."
"I... I need to know what else happened, if--"
>"Of course, of course. Pull a seat up, and we will do our best to describe the details of the encounter."
>And that's exactly what you set out to do.
>Luna returns to the table, and you follow closely, while levitating a chair from the corner along with you.
>...
>Wow.
>Just...
>Holy mackerel!
>You knew Anon was quick with that thaumaturgy, but...
>Well, he certainly wasn't lacking in combat power!
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>>30792591
>Cadance had been awake to see most of the fight, and was the main one providing descriptions of his weapons.
>Blue flames, energy blades, telekinetic gloves, and more!
>Forget being a quick learner, Anon must be some kind of genius, learning how to make all that so quickly!
>And evidently crazy to match, making such reckless moves!
>Eventually, however, the subject changed to the foes.
>The monsters were still an unknown: their bodies were recovered, but nopony could make sense of the runes on them.
>And of course, the changeling came up.
>Cadance shook her head at this part:
>"I don't think I've seen anything that... aggressive before. Or that hostile."
>"Or that malevolent. She took great pleasure in watching our suffering, at least for a short while."
>You still can't believe it, yourself.
>This one changeling, capturing all of the princesses and Elements!
>By herself!
>It beggars belief!
>"She was certainly well trained, but her overconfidence was ultimately her undoing."
>Twilight found an opening to speak up:
>"And her name, 'Athalia'? That's unlike any name I've heard of before!"
>"Indeed. A strange, vile creature, through and through."
"Um, so... What happened to this... 'Athalia'?"
>"I intervened quickly, to stop her doing further damage to Anonymous. She is still alive, but was barely so after her defeat.
>"She, too, is being healed, but in another vault. My sister has been seeing to that for the last few days."
>Her scowl lightens slightly.
>"She will also be overseeing her... interrogation."
>...
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>>30792595
This is another one of those 'quickly made' updates, being strapped for time and all.
Not bad for a quick crunch.

Technically, I don't need a new Pastebin, because of the whole Pro thing, but I'm already doing it, so why not?
https://pastebin.com/JTAGVFDM
At least I get some bomb ass folders for all the parts.
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>>30792613
>bug is captured
She's fucked
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>>30792613
I want to kick that bugpone dammit.
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>>30792613
Thank (You)
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What if Anon was dating a unicorn or alicorn and started to gain magic from being in close proximity to it for extended periods of time?
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>>30791838
>sentient mecha
What could possibly go wrong.
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>>30786227
>They have to be on the ponies' ass for it to work.
[citation needed]
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>>30792777
How much are we talking?
Also, check'd
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>>30792613
>bug in jail
YES.
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>bug in jail
(((Worried laughter)))
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>>30792613
>>30792762
>>30796666
>>30797316
If she somehow escapes, I will be more furious than I ain't even ever have been before
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>>30794852
>Not wanting your own BT 7274
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>souvenir, right
>because that makes you feel better
"You sure you don't need anything grabbed, gripped, or clutched? I'm awfully good at that!"
>"Really Anon, we'll be fine. We always come out on top, don't we?"
>Twilight puts a hoof on your shoulder
>it doesn't help to ease your nerves
>you look back up at purple pone, and are met with a frown
"Yeah yeah, you guys ALWAYS win, I know. Magical harmony powers and all."
>"Exactly, so you've got nothing to worry about! Just leave it to us. It IS kind of our job after all."
>you stand up with a sigh, Twilight seemingly content with your acceptance
>admittedly, there shouldn't be anything to worry about; you've seen what these waist-high horses can do
>still, the idea of all this magic being flung around them really puts you on edge
>especially when you have zero influence on the stuff that can shoot lightning and summon dragons
"I'm gonna hold you to that souvenir offer, though."
>"It's a promise! Now go find a nice book to sink into and relax. With any luck, we should be back sometime tomorrow."
>she goes to leave, but turns back towards you abruptly
>"and, uh, please no more cooking adventures with Spike?"
>the mere mention of Spike and cooking makes you grimace
>"I've totally done this before!" he said
>"It'll cook faster if we turn up the heat!" he said
"It's a promise."
>"Great! Enjoy your afternoon, Anon."
>she flicks out her wings and takes off, leaving you alone in the doorway
>...
>well shit, now what
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>>30798843
>all these books suck
>seriously, this library is bigger than most gyms you've been in
>yet every single book is either extremely technical or boring histiorical stuff
>you thought the history of a centuries-old god-horse and her magical land of ponies would be pretty interesting
>full of strife and adventure and political drama
>turns out it's all just like regular history
>and you hated history class
>whatever, there's got to be SOMETHING that isn't so dull
>almost as if on cue, a gold-trimmed spine catches your eye
>sucker's WAY up top, seemingly in it's own little corner
>in fact, it has it's own shelf space, a tiny nook seperate from the throngs of lesser books
>alas, Twilight owns no ladders taller than the first five rows of books, and even those are made for small dragons
>how to get to it
>your first idea is a fishing pole, but nobody's got any around here
>maybe you could knock it down and catch it
that's a stupid idea, no way are you just going to chuck something at an expensive book several stories off the ground
>...
>THWACK
>both books come tumbling town, the object of interest landing in your arms
>it nearly pulls you down with it, it's much heavier than it looks
>you check the other book for damage, and slide the ammo back into it's home on the shelf
>you plop down at a table and set the book in front of you
>now that you have a good chance to look at it, this thing is pretty ornate
>not only the spine, but the whole book is trimmed with gold and silver, with a big flat jemstone on the cover
>no title, no markings, just a very magical looking tomb
>you do notice, however, that a fat lock bars you from peeking inside
>this can't just be simple, can it
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>>30798976
>be Twittlite Spickle
>traveling with the girls
>"and you would not BELIEVE the hat she had on! The gal of that mare, honestly!"
>Rarity almost instantly started in on her life's story
>you can already tell it's gonna be a long trip
>"How do you know I wouldn't believe it? I believe a whole buncha unbelieveable stuff, ya know!"
>Pinky Pie bounces just in front of Rarity, somehow managing to avoid the various roots and rocks strewn about the path
>"That's a figure of speech, deary, I don't mean to imply that you really wouldn't believe it."
>"who's speech do I need to figure out to know that?" Pinky says, completely unfazed
>"Oh, and her figure!" Rarity starts up again. "I refuse to accept that she was natural, her flank was far to wide for it's own good!"
>you roll your eyes and try to focus on traveling. Hopefully you won't be too far ahead of the other three by the time you arrive

>be Anon
>you'd be hard pressed to call this a 'lock' per-se
>really, it's a belt around the book with a metal puck holding it together
>with no key holes or latches of any kind
>of course not, why would anyone want to open a book
>you start poking and prodding the book for some kind of release or slot you can't see
>you brush the jem with your wrist, and the whole book shudders
>the lock pops off and falls to the floor with a heafty thud
>thatwaseasy.mp4
>newly freed from it's binder, you unfold the cover of the book intent on browsing the table of contents
>only you don't find a list, but symbols
>pages and pages and pages of symbols
>in fact, it doesn't even look like you've turned a single page, despite flipping through them now
>definately a magic book, oh boy
>a thought crosses your mind
>if this book is magical, maybe it can help you understand magic
>having magic yourself would make you much more usefull than a glorified paper weight
>hell, you might even be able to help the girls on their various outings
>maybe even teach Spike how to cook!
>revupthosefryers.mp4
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>>30799208
Im interested.
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>>30799208
Go on.
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>>30799208
breddy intredasting
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>>30799208
>at a glance, the symbols are just jumbles of lines and shapes
>you've seen moon runes clearer than this
>still, there's got to be some way to interpret them
>...
>there's now way you could figure this out
>it's been the better half of an hour now, and you're no further than when you started
>at this point, you're just rummaging through the pages, looking for any sort of pattern
>of course there isn't one
>bored and frustrated, you flip through all the pages back to the beginning
>you do it again
>faster this time
>wait a second
>turning the book sideways, you open it fully and let the pages fall one at a time
>the random symbols and lines now form pictures
>moving, full color pictures
>the white blank space on every page sprawls with vibrant colors and text
>it all seems to pop right up out of the book at you, and before you know it you're surrounded by arcane watchamajigs
>the book is going on it's own now, hundreds of pages turning but never going any farther into it
>it's at this point you realize you're floating
>bwoahshit
>this is some fuckn' cool magical bullshit right here
>why hasn't Twilight ever told you about this book?
>you've asked her plenty if she can teach you about magic stuff, but the way she made it out, if you can't use it you don't
>maybe she didn't want you getting into this. There WAS a big lock on it after all
>screw it, you've already come this far. You're ready to dedicate the rest of the night to this fun house of a book
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>>30801269
>be porpal
>the trip's been long, but quiet
>the sun is almost out of sight now, but the group's made good time despite Rarity's fussing
>you pull out the map again, just to double check
>yep, this is it
>the timberwolf-shaped pile of rocks sits just above a small cavern entrance
>the very place you need to be
>Rarity finds a smooth clearing to lay down, and Pinky has started collecting leaves to jump into
>just gotta wait for the rest of the girls now
>plenty of travelers have come into Ponyvill raving about wild stallions that turn into timberwolves recently
>most were assumed to just be tall tales, but a caravan was demolished more recently
>all the survivors told of bandits that turned from pony to monster in seconds
>clearly not some stories anymore, you'd done some snooping and figured out the attacks all happened around this area
>and this cave was without a doubt connected
>you didn't know how yet, but the giant effigy out front was pretty telling
>your thoughts are interrupted by a swift hoof to the back
>"Hey Twilight, wacha thinkin!"
>Rainbow Dash plops down in front of you, grinning
>you'd bitten your tongue, how swell
"Ah, hi Rainboh. Wath that nechechary?"
>"Of course it was, how else would you know I was here?"
>disgruntled horse noises
>"Ya know not all folks enjoy being surprised, Rainbow"
>Applejack trots up along side you, Fluttershy taking up the rear with some squirrels
>"Surprises!? Where how who I want a surprise!"
>Ponk explodes from beneath a veritable mountain of leaves and tackles Rainbow
>wrestling intensifies
>they nearly flatten Fluttershy, spooking the squirrels back into the woods
>clearly deflated, she trots over to join Rarity
>you and Applejack follow suit
>the attacks only happened in the dead of night, so you'd all be sitting around for a bit
>best get comfy
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>>30801362
>be Anon
>UNLIMITED, POWER!
>okay, it's only little sparks at your fingertips
>but hey howdy hey, you're getting somewhere finally
>turns out the book is a lot easier to read than you'd thought
>and by "read" you mean "absorb knowledge from"
>seriously, this stuff just comes to you in waves now
>what magic is, the elements of harmony, words of power, you name it
>all a slow but steady trickle into your noggin
>you're half-worried that you'd suddenly learn too much and blow up or something
>but you've been careful to pace yourself
>you remember Twilight's tales of botching plenty of spells and potions, and how explosive it tends to be
>boom bad for anon
>that being said, you're taking to this like a fish to water
>oop, here's something now
>warmth? you feel warm
>bright? yeah fire does that
>you're on fire
>jesusfuck
>it doesn't hurt though
>magic fire
>sweet
>you attempt to make a fire ball, and it conjures up almost instantly
>fuckn' ay, you didn't even try that much
>this book is amazing
>you're pretty sure you haven't even scratched the surface either
>the fire fades from your body and is replaced with a wonderful tingling sensation
>weird green shit courses through you now
>magic is so fuckn' cool holy shit
>even if Twilight is mad that you got into this book
>there is no way you'll regret tonight
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>>30801417
time for work, more later
anyone lurking?
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>>30801448
I do.
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>>30801417
yah
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>>30801417
>>there is no way you'll regret tonight
>what could possibly go wrong?
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>>30801448
I always lurk.
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>>30792613
Anon creating the origins elemental staffs when?
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9 bump
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>>30804905
I said something about that.
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Can Anon be immune to magic or no?
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>>30807159
I don't see why not.
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>>30807159
Sometimes he is. Sometimes that's not a good thing, like making magic fueled healing impossible. Sometimes it makes him a god, by effortlessly overcoming magical resistance, which leaves only the usually weaket physical resistance.
Other times he's not immune, and that comes with good and bad as well. Healing is an option, as is teleportation and maybe he even builds up some magical tolerance and earth pony strength to augment his abilities, but without fine unicorn motor control. Or maybe magic just leaves him alone but he isn't able to overcome it with a personal no magic field, which makes nearly all tasks much harder for him. But he can still get manhandled by unicorns or teleported into the sun.

So there's trade offs to both routes.
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>>30792595
>>Another fresh wave of pain lanced through your forehead, right at the horn.
>>Damn it!
>>You went overboard again!
>>Stupid, stupid!
>>A pack of ice was unceremoniously tossed near your head.
>>You don't waste time picking it up, placing it against your forehead.
>>Aaaaaah...
>>So much better...
>>"This is the fifth time you have done this today."
>>Your stomach drops.
>>You look up at the very familiar, very commanding voice.
>>Incognito looked both annoyed and concerned.
>>"I have repeatedly told you not to over-extend during your practice. And yet, you persist. Why?"
>"I..."
>>Water begins to bead up in the corners of your eyes.
>"I have to get better. Stronger."
>>"And you are. But stretching beyond your limit is not the way."
>"W-what choice do I have? I have to!"
>>"Your progress has been nothing short of a quick, steady increase. I do not understand why you feel the need to make it exponential."
>"Y-you beat the princesses! Discord! What can I do? Wave a spear around? Infiltrate? Shoot magic?"
>>The beads progress into full tears.
>"H-how am I supposed to do anything like that?"
>>"Ahh, I see."
>>He kneels to your level, a small smile on his face.
>>You can't help but be captivated by it, your sadness almost melting away.
>>"Have I ever told you the story of David and Goliath, Athalia?"
>>Something about that seems famili--
>>Ohh!
>"W-when you came back, after you beat the princesses, my Lord..."
>>"I did use it for theatrical effect, yes. But I don't recall sharing the full story with you."
>"I... N-no, my Lord, I don't think you did..."
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>>30810169
>>He stands up, walking to the bench.
>>"Come, have a seat."
>>How could you refuse?
>>You give your eyes a quick wipe, and them move over to the bench yourself.
>>"A long time ago, the armies of the Philistines marched to war against the Israelites, God's chosen people.
>>"Amongst the Philistine army was the greatest of their champions, a giant of a man named Goliath.
>>"He stood three times as tall as I, yet was possessed of even greater strength, consummate to his size."
>>Whoa.
>>T-that's a big human...
>>W-well, you guess for him, anyways. There's already dragons and stuff here.
>>"For forty days and forty nights, he taunted the armies of Israel, beckoning them to fight him.
>>"Of course, none did. How could they? Their foe was invincible! Even without Goliath's great sword, he could easily have crushed him!
>>"Goliath, of course, knew this all too well, and taunted them all the same. The Israelites were terrified. Even their king!"
>>That did sound pretty scary...
>"S-so... did somehuman finally fight him?"
>>Even if you couldn't sense his emotions, that smile of his was still a wonderful thing.
>>"Of course. Enter young David, the teenaged son of a shepherd, sent to the battle lines by his father, to find news of his brothers."
>"Wait, a shepherd?!"
>>"Oh, yes, my child. A mere shepherd.
>>"When David reached the front, he heard the giant's taunting, and saw the great fear that had possessed his fellow countrymen.
>>"But unlike his fellows, he was enraged. How dare this heathen come forth, and make such terrible proclamations!

dat captcha do
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>>30810179
>>"And so, young David volunteered to fight him."
>"He WHAT?!"
>>"A reaction shared by his king. And it took much convincing to allow him to do battle with the giant."
>"I-- W-well, he better have brought something powerful to fight him with!"
>>"Ahh, but you see, he tried their weapons and armour. And didn't like them. You see, he wasn't at all used to them, being a shepherd."
>"So what did he bring?"
>>"He went forth in only his tunic, carrying only his shepherd's staff, a sling, and a pouch of five smooth stones."
>>Your jaw drops.
>"Th-that's insane! There's no way he could have won!"
>>"Goliath thought so, too. When he finally beheld David, he was insulted. He had asked for a warrior, and instead beheld a boy!
>>"He cursed God, and beckoned David forth, proclaiming that he would make him into a bloody feast for the birds and beasts.
>>"And yet, David was not moved by his taunts. Indeed, he fired back with his own declaration!
>>"'Thou comest to me with a sword, and with a spear, and with a shield: but I come to thee in the name of the Lord of hosts, the God of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast defied.
>>"'This day will the Lord deliver thee into mine hand; and I will smite thee, and take thine head from thee.
>>"'And I will give the carcasses of the host of the Philistines this day unto the fowls of the air, and to the wild beasts of the earth, that all the earth may know that there is a God in Israel.
>>"'And all this assembly shall know that the Lord saveth not with sword and spear: for the battle is the Lord's, and he will give you into our hands.'"
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>>30810183
>>He always says those strange quotes with such passion.
>>You can't help but be totally entranced by the delivery.
>>His smile returns once again.
>>"And Goliath was the one taunted, and charged forth. David, too, ran forward against the giant.
>>"And David put a single stone into his sling, and loosed it towards the mighty Goliath."
>>The clap of his hands makes you jump a little.
>>"The stone struck him in the forehead. He crumpled to the ground, but he was dead long before that happened."
>>...
>>No.
>>That...
>>That can't be right...!
>>"In a final show of victory, David took the giant's sword, and severed the former owner's head with it.
>>"The Philistines were sent running, now the ones terrified. And the Israelites found their courage, and followed, thoroughly defeating them."
>>His smile only grew, his gaze growing softer.
>>"And so, David has slain the mightiest of their warriors, with naught but a single stone."
>>You're...
>>You're speechless.
>>"Now..."
>>He stands back up, walking a few paces forward.
>>"Your worry is not matching their power, is it not? The power of the princesses, and their friends and foes?"
>>And just as quickly as the good feeling came, it dropped again.
>"Ye... yes. I... H-how can I ever compete with that?"
>>"Oh, that's very simple, my dear Athalia."
>>He turns back around, another one of his smiles adorning his face.
>>"If you face two similar enemies, working together, who do not change their strategy against you, what would you do?"
>>Wait, what?
>>That came out of nowhere!
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>>30810192
>"I... I-I'd look for an opening, of course!"
>>"Good. Now, if you were to face a powerful foe with another like you, and your strategy was not working, would you change it?"
>"Yes, of course! But... that's really easy stuff, my Lord!"
>>"It wasn't for the princesses."
>>...
>>What.
>>"The vaunted goddesses of Equestria, wise beyond reason... They continued circling and charging me, for several minutes. Never once changing strategy."
>"No way."
>>That's...
>>That's the dumbest thing you've ever heard!
>>"I should not need to tell you how simple it was to defeat them. Or how... disappointed I was in them."
>>Wooooow.
>>"But you saw the problem, did you not?"
>>The good feeling returns.
>>"The princesses, and their foes, are all possessed of great strength. But almost none of them are cunning."
>>He walks back over to you.
>>"It is true that you may not match their power."
>>He kneels in front of you again.
>>"But you have something arguably greater."
>>His finger pokes at your forehead.
>>Your own smile is starting to ache a little.
>>"Learn from the example of the noble David, Athalia. You are far more intelligent than they are.
>>"And with this intelligence, you can topple any of them easily, with nought but a single stone. An infiltration. A spear. Or indeed, a magic bolt."
>>This time, the tears are happy ones.
>>"Now, then. I believe you are recovered enough, no? Shall we keep on practicing your spells?"
>>You wipe your eyes again, your smile never fading.
>"Y-yes! Of course, my Lord!"
>...
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>>30810201
>Pain.
>Dull, aching pain.
>Absolutely everywhere.
>Where...
>Where are you?
>Why is everything black?
>What happened?
>No, focus!
>Seriously, where are you?
>Everything feels...
>Floaty?
>No, more like weightless.
>Well, on top of hurting, anyway.
>You try to move your foreleg.
>Nothing happens.
>You try to look down at the unresponsive leg.
>But your head doesn't move, either.
>Wh-what...?
>You try to thrash about.
>Nothing.
>W-what's happening?
>W-why can't you move?
>Panic begins to set in.
>No...
>No!
>Pull it together!
>Come on, think!
>Why is this happening?
>What--
>>`Such a disappointment.`
>The voices.
>>`The Destroyer's actions have really spoiled us, it seems. We really expected you to succeed.`
>You try to ask who's there.
>But your mouth doesn't move, either.
>>`But we suppose, against the other one, there could have been no victory.`
>You can begin to feel something on your ears.
>In fact, that's about all you can feel that isn't pain.
>The voices were beginning to speak again, but a small dot of light creeping into your vision seemed to cause it to cry out.
>As the dot grew bigger and bigger, the voice's cries became more and more protracted and pained.
>As it grew to cover your whole vision in white, another voice was heard:
>"Begone from this mind, creature of the warp. You will trouble neither of us."
>It was singular. Feminine. Commanding all unto itself.
>And so... familiar.
>But not the good kind of familiar.
>The feeling in your ears begins to spread.
>It creeps along your spine, radiating out to the rest of your body.
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>>30810211
>It's like the physical feeling is returning to your body.
>And with it, the physical pain.
>If you were able to cry, you might very well have done so.
>But coming on slowly and by degrees, it almost feels survivable.
>"Awaken."
>The all-white vision from before begins to fade.
>Replacing it is a dark gray.
>It almost looks like...
>Hm.
>You open your eyes slowly.
>Light feeds in through the small slit in your vision.
>Okay, so your eyes were shut before.
>You keep opening them, slowing as needed to adjust to the rather bright light.
>Everything seems blurry at first, but quickly adjusts into focus, once the light isn't a problem anymore.
>Brightly lit white curtains were the first thing you saw.
>Trying to move your head sends a fresh bolt of pain through you, getting your eyes to screw shut.
>Gritting your teeth, you force your eyes back open, this time only moving then, and not your head.
>To the sides, you can see...
>Ponies.
>Reflexive instincts to escape surface, but you keep them suppressed.
>The new tension in your muscles, however, you cannot stop.
>And it sets your nerves alight with pain.
>Your eyes shut again, and you can't prevent a small hiss of pain from escaping your throat.
>You can hear the ponies react to the noise.
>"What was that?"
>"Sounded like... Nurse, check the patient for signs of wakefulness."
>"Y-yes, doctor."
>Hoofsteps are heard approaching in front of you.
>You can hear magic being used, the light glow of their spell covering your face, filtering through your eyelids.
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>>30810217
>"There is definitely more activity there, than just dreaming."
>"I see. That explains the sudden tension in her muscles."
>"Is... is she...?"
>"Oh, she is very awake. Please fetch the others, and inform the princesses at once."
>The princesses?
>...
>The princesses.
>Oh, no.
>Oh, no no no!
>You remember now.
>Ponyville.
>The Homunculi.
>The princesses and the Elements.
>The guardsponies.
>The fighting.
>Anonymous.
>Icy dread is felt in full force now.
>Panic begins to follow suit.
>No, no, NO!
>Your muscles pull tight, causing terrible pain to burn through you.
>Only this time, you're too afraid to care.
>Your eyes shoot open again.
>The tail of a pony is seen passing through one end of the curtain.
>You try to move your forelegs.
>But they're not moving, and not for a lack of trying.
>More pain courses through you as you turn your head to see what's stopping it.
>A white, padded leg restraint was wrapped around it, pulled taut with a chain anchored to...
>Wait, are you on a bed?
>You are!
>Lying belly-down, no less.
>And...
>Your...
>Your foreleg.
>It's...
>It's painted?
>Very dark, off-purple paint of some kind was on your leg, in strange patterns.
>...
>No.
>They weren't strange.
>They were crack patterns.
>Somepony had filled the cracks in your chitin, with some kind of--
>"Good afternoon, miss... Athalia, was it?"
>Your head snaps to the sudden voice.
>It was that other pony.
>A stallion, clearly a doctor of some kind.
>Despite making a low snarl to scare him away, his professional look, complete with small smile, never changed.
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>>30810231
>"I can't imagine you are feeling too good right about now, miss Athalia. And I'll admit, I've only worked on changelings once before.
>"Still, we did the best we could to patch your chitin right up. Your wingspan is still in progress, and sadly, we don't have anything for pain that we're sure isn't toxic to you."
>That gets your next growl to halt.
>Your wings!
>Your head whips back, more pain following the motion.
>They're...
>They're bandaged, separate from your body.
>And your body itself was almost completely covered in more of the strange dark purple substance, with green-spotted bandages here and there.
>And a pair of large, padded restraints were wrapped around the front and back of your barrel, both similarly chained.
>"Please, relax. Try not to move too much. I realize you're agitated, but your recovery will be much quicker if you keep still."
>Your gaze goes to your hindlegs briefly, before turning back to the doctor.
>They're also restrained in the same way.
>Despite the pain, you try to summon some magic.
>Nothing.
>In fact...
>You can't sense his emotions.
>That...
>That must mean there's a...
>A ring.
>Oh, no.
>You're well and truly trapped.
>But you refuse to allow despair to set in.
>The doctor was still there.
>And Incognito told you never to show weakness or fear to any potential captors.
>Just going down that trail of thought rekindles your anger, if only slightly.
>You fix the doctor with a hard glare, but again, he doesn't react.
>"Now, since you're looking here anyways, be a dear and keep your eyes open?"
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>>30810240
>He floats an...
>You don't know what it's called, but it's that light thing that they use to check your eyes.
>Without skipping a beat, he lights it up, doing just that.
>Is...
>Is he messing with you right now?
>He has to be!
>The growl this time is out of anger.
>"Well, isn't that interesting? Despite the lack of pupils, there is still a slight translucency to them. Perfectly healthy optical tissue underneath."
>You thrash your forelegs in such a way that it rattles the chains.
>Still, he doesn't flinch.
>"Now, now, there's no need for that."
>You debate the wisdom of saying something to this...
>This stupid bucking doctor!
>The light thing is replaced with a wide... popsicle stick?
>"Now, say 'Ahh'."
>That does it.
"Shut up!"
>Another thrash accompanied your outburst.
>This stupid doctor!
>You hate him!
>"Ah, so you are able to speak, after all. I was worried for a moment that you'd lost your voice."
"Stop screwing around with me! Where am I?!"
>"Now, now, settle down."
"WHERE AM I?!"
>"Well, you certainly won't get answers with that tone, filly."
"Raaaagh!"
>"Or, is it nymph? My entomological knowledge isn't quite up to snuff, I'm afraid."
>You keep thrashing against the restraints.
>You only just met this pony, and already you want him dead!
>Before long, it gets too painful to continue.
>So you just lie there, panting and glaring daggers at the doctor.
>Not once, did his expression change.
>"Perhaps we can try a different approach? Why don't we start with introductions? How does that sound?"
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>>30810245
>You don't even dignify that with an answer.
>Moments later, hoofsteps are heard outside the curtain.
>"Ah, they're here. I suppose introductions can wait until later, then?"
>The curtain slides out of the way with a flash of magic.
>More ponies file in.
>Seven more, to be exact.
>From their attire, they're clearly nurses.
>Wordlessly, they begin doing...
>Well, something to the bed under you.
>"Now, you seem to be in good enough health, so let's go on a little trip, shall we?"
>The bed lurches forward, yet doesn't topple.
>Oh.
>The bed has wheels.
>And you're being wheeled out of the room, through a set of double doors.
>Heavily armed guards are waiting outside, presumably to watch you.
>As the bed rounds a corner, they do indeed follow you.
>It's tough, keeping track of them with just your eyes.
>But you didn't need more pain, on top of all this.
>Still...
>Where were they taking you?
>You hear the doctor from behind:
>"I trust that she knows not to resort to anything too physical, yes?"
>"Yes, doctor, she does."
>"Good, good. If there's one thing I hate, it's repeat visits for the same condition."
>"She's just going to talk with her today, doctor. No cause for concern."
>It sounds like he's talking to a guard.
>But...
>Who wants to talk to you?
>You have some ideas, but none of them are pleasant.
>Looking at the hallways, the pattern was a dead giveaway as to where you were.
>Canterlot castle.
>And wherever you were going, was getting increasingly more guarded.
>Eventually, you're wheeled up to a nondescript metal double door.
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>>30810253
>The doors are pushed open, revealing...
>A very short hallway, with another set of the same double doors.
>Through those, the room opens up into a...
>A room.
>A completely nondescript room, with metal walls, floor, and a ceiling.
>Bright lights were above, probably some kind of magic gem, recessed into the ceiling and sealed off with both X-patterned bars and a metal grate.
>They were probably the only interesting part about it.
>The guards and nurses wheel you into the middle of the room, turning the bed to face back towards the door.
>And then, they leave out of the same door.
>The doctor is the last to leave, turning back for one last line:
>"Please don't do anything too rash, miss Athalia."
>Even if you wanted to respond, which you don't, the door closes too quick for one.
>The sound of latches can be heard behind the door.
>So, they locked you in here.
>Great.
>Looks like they didn't want to deal with you anymo--
>click
>...
>Your...
>Your legs...
>They're not being pulled back?
>Slowly, to ensure as little pain as possible, you try to--
>Oh my gosh.
>Your legs are free!
>Ohmygos--
>No.
>Stop.
>Calm down.
>Focus.
>Slowly, you bring one foreleg into your sight.
>The padded restraint was still on the leg, but the chain was detached.
>You could see tiny little glyphs on the restraint.
>They looked like...
>Hm.
>Strength drain was on it.
>Something to ease external telekinetic grip.
>And a locking glyph set, releasable only with certain magical signatures.
>Damn it.
>Even unchained, you were still incapable of resisting them.
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>>30810260
>Well, there's not much point in trying to decode the signatures.
>It's not like you can sense the signatures of the ponies to compare against, anyways.
>Although...
>You slowly push yourself into a sitting position.
>It hurts, but at least it's manageable.
>At least you could see your underside, now.
>Whatever wasn't bandaged, was also coated in that purple stuff.
>All that stomping...
>You shudder briefly at the memory.
>But you didn't sit up to get a good look at your belly.
>Your forelegs reach up, inch by inch.
>Your hooves touch the horn, and you trail upwards for--
>There.
>The ring.
>Keeping one hoof on it, you trail the other one the rest of the way.
>Nothing.
>Only one, then.
>You bring the hoof back to the ring, and gripping it with both, give it an experimental tug.
>Nothing happens, like you expect.
>Ratcheted and friction-fit, no doubt.
>Wonder how they even got it past the kinks?
>No, focus!
>...
>Oh, who are you kidding?
>What is there to focus on, anyways?
>D-damn it...
>You failed.
>You failed worse than before.
>After everything you trained for, everything he sent with you, you still--
>The door is heard unlatching.
>That's one way to break the melancholy.
>Your forelegs come back down, taking the load off your hindlegs.
>The doors swing open, reveali--
>...
>No.
>"Up and about already? Goodness, you have more tolerance for pain than I expected."
>Not her!
>"Now, I have many things to ask you, but before we get to the business questions, let's at least try to be personable."
>As if you'd want to be personable with Celestia!
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>>30810277
Holy shit, green and a new episode?
It's a fucking miracle, I tells ya!

I can't fucking believe I've almost hit a megabyte of plain text on this fucking green.
If you've got the stomach for it, Pastebin's right there. https://pastebin.com/JTAGVFDM

It took five fucking minutes to find this image in my folder.
God damn, I need to organize.
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>>30810300
I swear to all that is holy, if she escapes...
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>>30810031
Fun fact: there are many ways to transport shit.
Instead of directly kicking Anon someplace with magic one could warp the spacetime around him or create a wormhole, effectively sidestepping the magic immunity.
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>>30810300
>tfw an hk update
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>>30810300
I hope celestia doesn't suddently get the great idea of being "merciful" with the bug.
Or fucking up pretty much everything for everyone else with her "le evul magicks".
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>>30812755
Don't worry, this is one of the immortal demigods that have ruled their land with wisdom and grace for thousands of years.

I give it five minutes until Athalia escapes, with Celly's horn as a trophy.
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>>30801417
>meanwhile, at the cave of wonders
>you are purple
>absolutely nothing is happening
>the lot of you must've been here for at least 3 hours now, and not a single thing has happened
>you'd gauge it's about one in the morning, and everyone else is out cold, save for Applejack
>Rainbow tried her best, but passed out standing up
>you're starting to feel the hefty weight of fatigue, and even Applejack looks nearly dead
>there is supposed to be evil monsters
>where are the evil monsters
>fuck this
"I can't take much more, Applejack. Buck me if something blows up."
>she just nods, her eyes don't even move
>you nearly collapse as you plop down under the tree you'd been leaning on
>some mission this turned out to be
>at this rate, you probably could have even brought Anon with
>he's probably just bored at home anyway

>be Anon
>FUCK YEAH MAGIC HOLY SHIT
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>>30814202
>you take a hefty bite out of your magically conjured BLT
>holy fuck, you haven't had meat in months
>feelsgoodman
>despite the sun being gone, the library is lit up like something very bright
>you can't think of a good comparison at the moment
>too busy doing magic
>things are pretty manageable now, you barely even have to think to do anything, and it just happens
>none of this bippity-boppity-bullshit, just results
>you should have taken up sorcery a long time ago
>but now what to do with it all
>you're positive it's very late, but you don't feel the least bit tired
>probably the magic, but you're hyped as fuck right now, so that helps
>ya know what, why not go help Twilight and the girls
>you're still sure she'll be bent out of shape over the book, but you could totally swoop in and save the day or some shit and she'd get over it
>yep, we're doing this
>...
>you don't know how to teleport yet
>out of all the cool shit you learned tonight, you hadn't even considered poofin' around
>not like it'll be hard
>a quick skim through your issue of magic monthly reveals all you need to know
>in a flash, you go to wherever Twilight is
>hopefully you don't ifficate into a stump or something

>become spickle
>your eyes open and you're sailing through the air
>sweet celestia's ghost
>you snap to consciousness and catch yourself with a glean from your horn
>you immediately notice an enormous timber wolf in the process of trying to eat Applejack
>"ya told me to buck ya, so I did!"
>well, this certainly warranted a buck
>you sling a bolt at the beast, and with a yelp he tumbles off your ground-based compatriot
>the instant he hits the dirt, 3 more equally huge timberwolves lunge from the trees and set in on the wounded one
>splinters of wood cascade over the field
>everyone is awake now, you've got only a second before they notice you all
>you have no idea what to do here, there's bond to be more at this rate
>then you couldn't see anything
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>>30814390
>a bright flash engulfs the carnage
>everybody's stunned, even the wolves stagger
>suddenly, Anon
>standing there like he didn't just explode into existence
>looking awful smug to boot
>then you notice the book
>uh oh
>he didn't, he wouldn't, he couldn't
>how would he even have known to
>UH OH

>through the eyes of Anon
>shit's fucked, captain
>you'd heard about timberwolves from Applejack and Fluttershy, but holy shit these things are gargantuan
>twice your size and easily four times your teeth
>everybody looks like they'd just looked at the sun
>must've been your schnazzy entrance
>timberwolves travel in packs, right?
>dog vision, activate
>many many wooden canines fill your senses
>must be at least 20, each as big and mean as the last
>weirdly enough, they don't FEEL like dogs
>there's an odd gut feeling that they aren't normal timberwolves
>probably means they're magical or some shit, whatever
>all you know is they're nasty and probably trying to snack your favorite colorful group of biddies
>not today motherfucker
>you raise your mighty hand, and the lot of them rise above the tree line
>you crunch them all into a big ball
>oh look, a cave
>8 ball, corner pocket
>a flick of your finger sends the mass of panicked timberwolves careening into the cavern
>out of sight out of mind
>a job well done, you gracefully float back down to earth
>pretty fuckn' neat-o, if you do say so yourself
>beaming, you look to grape flavor and give a thumbs up
>what a cool thing you did

>be grape flavor
>you're speechless
>Anon just exploded in and shat everywhere
>a very small and quiet part of you is glad he's actually magically sensitive
>the rest of your being is a combination of confused and excessively grumpy
"What in the world was that!?"
>"Magic."
>Anon snorts
>the very small and quiet part of you joins in with the rest of the angry mob
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>>30814608
>"Since when can you use magic, Nonny!?"
>Pinky Pie bounds up to you, Rainbow dash just behind her
>"Yeah seriously, I thought you were so lame you couldn't even try to use magic!"
"Oh ya know, a little practice goes a long way"
"And I had some, uh, 'help'"
>you pat the book, now resting under your arm
>the ponies look perplexed
>guess they don't know what it is either
>you hear Rarity chime in
>"Uh, deary, what is that?"
>all attention at the book now
"Oh, this? Don't know, but it taught me sorcery!"
>you whip up a chair to sit on for proof of concept
>everyone is equally surprised
>except Twilight
>o fuk, she upset
>that's okay, you figured she'd be mad about the book
>no worries, you can put it back
>didn't even nearly burn the castle down this time
>"Why do you have that?"
>her look is stern, but she seems pretty worried
"Well, you told me to go find a nice book to read, and I found one."
>her brow furrows and she sighs
>"Do you even have any idea what that thing is? How did you even get it open?"
"No, and I just touched the gem part."
>she's surprised now, but still upset
>"How did-actually never mind. What really concerns me is how you left the castle."
>say what
"Uh, I just poofed out, there wan't anything hard about it."
>"You managed to learn personal transmission and somehow got here even without knowing where I was?"
"I thought about it and just kinda knew and then went."
>Rarity chimes in
>"Twilight, what in goodness is that book there? For him to perform such a complex spell so suddenly..."
>purple scowls
>"I'll explain later, we should probably go check on those timberwolves. There's a good chance some of them may be residents of Ponyvill."
>wait, what
>Were-timberwolves?
>that would explain that gut feeling
>well shit, you crumpled them like paper
>feelsbadman
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I want to cum inside Bugbow Dash.
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>>30815088
Oh shit
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>page 9
Well shit, here we go again.
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Real psychic Anon in Equestria when?
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>>30818745
>ponies know nearly everything about magic
>absolutely clueless to the idea of psychic powers

I'd read that a whole bunch
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>>30819050
>absolutely clueless to the idea of psychic powers
Everyone except Ponk.
>inb4 she's the only one who believes Anon
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>>30818745
>>30819050
>>30819581
>PK Cakin!
>frosting everywhere
Would read that
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>>30815088
interesting story, good job.
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>>30820130
thanks, feedback is appreciated

I'll be writing more after while
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>>30801448
Thanks for the green. You can tell were short on writers here
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>>30816143
I want Princess Buglestia to pee in my mouth
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>>30810300
I swear to our Lord if she escapes I'll kill myself
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>>30823924
Get ready to see Equestria then. Because I see this going one of five ways:
One, she stays captured until Incognito's next attack.
Two, She dies during interrogation.
Three, she escapes on her own.
Four, she dies during attempted escape.
Five *Best option* she gives every castle gaurd a hoof job including the night gaurd in exchange for them letting her out. Instead they tell Celestia and she makes her the royal gaurd fuck buddy.
But she'll most likely escape.
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>>30824099
>Gaurd
*guard
Fucking hell.
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>>30824099
If she escapes, then he is a shit writer
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>>30824495
Yeah let’s go with that. You hear this, HK? You don’t want to be a shitty writer now, do you?
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>>30824099
For as much time as HK has spent focusing on and developing the character, I'd be surprised if she just unceremoniously kicks the bucket
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>>30818745
Would read if HK wrote it.
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>>30825647
It'd be pretty funny though
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>>30826293
I can't say it wasn't an idea I was entertaining quite heavily.
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>>30825647
>>30826540
>You've done it!
>After beating Celestia unconscious you're making your way to the exit!
>You hear a bow fire and flip around grabbing the arrow with your magic and sending it ba-
*Thunk!*
>Dead.

>Be royal guard number 7920.
>You and 7214 both fired your bows at the same time.
>When the bug freak caught your arrow you thought you were dead but luckily the arrow from your buddy nailed her in the side of the head killing her instantly.
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Boop
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>>30824495
If she escapes, it'll be consistent with just how incompetent ponies have been throughout the entire story. Let's face it: their entire species has all the cunning of a sleepy toddler.
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>>30827629
Best ending 10/10
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>>30827409
That picture is triggering my PXSD
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>>30830502
At least it's not PSTD.
>anon stands naked in the examination room, his member deathly pale and polka-dotted, looking like a travel-size bag of Wonder Bread
>Twilight is droning on about how magical diseases can spread regardless of species barriers due to propagating via a violated intrinsic geas rather than biological infection
>at length, Nurse Redheart speaks up; "So Anonymous... why, exactly, did you feel compelled to stick your penis into a poison joke flower?"
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>10
Whoops.
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>>30831341
All the other anon's were getting magical powers, I'm sure he just wanted poison dick powers.
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>>30830502
I’ve just started Long War 2 and don’t have stun lancers yet, huzzah
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>>30834650
Fuck that, get WotC

Some of LW2s features and QoL stuff, and a ton more
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So, what would we say is the best greentext of magicless anon?

Like, head and shoulders above the others.
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>>30835188
Seems like kind of a funky question since this is only thread 17, unless there was some previous incarnation of them years ago I never saw.
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>>30815088
"So, I probably shouldn't have squished them all and tossed 'em away, huh?"
>"No, you shouldn't have"
>yeah, you figured as much
>you could fix those guys up pretty easily, but something tells you Twilight wouldn't approve of more book usage
>still, you feel bad for barging in and making a mess
"Is there any chance I can help fix 'em?"
>it looks like Twilight is about to chew you out, but she stops herself
>"...maybe"
>everyone cocks their heads, you included
>Twilight almost looks shocked at everyone's confused expression, and begins to explain
>"Even though I'm ABSOLUTELY LIVID you got into a very powerful magical artifact from the Crystal Kingdom, I have no doubt that what you've learned is genuine. That 'book' contains a near infinite amount of knowledge pertaining to any and all forms of magic, and if you've really been reading it all night and haven't straight up died, you must have retained most of it."
>you could have died reading this book
>brutal
>Purple sighs heavily and meets your gaze
>"as much as I hate to say it, you're probably the only person who could fix those poor ponies at the moment."
"No foolin'?"
>"No foolin'."
>hot snot we are back in business
"So what I just walk on in and zap them back to normal?"
>"In theory yes. But PLEASE don't actually zap anyone."
>at this point, you realize how exhausted Twilight looks
>actually, make that how exhausted all the girls look
>Pinky Pie and Fluttershy have already passed out again and are toppled over each other
>"Just go help them and don't screw anything up, okay?"
>without another word, she clambers under a tree and lies down
>the rest of the girls follow suit, save for Applejack, who looks like she's seen a ghost
>with that, you turn to the cavern's entrance and start walking
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>>30836498
>the cave is more or less what you would expect from an evil lair
>green torches line the walls, there's plenty of symbols and runes etched all around you
>there's even an effigy with a skull on it and some voodoo-looking nick nacks draped over the top
>for werewolves, they've got a great sense of atmosphere
>you whip up a ball of light to better see your surroundings
>your light reveals a somewhat smooth winding path of stone, feeding deep into the cavern
>whoever lives in here has had a good bit of time to set up shop
>they probably know this cave front and back, and an uneasy feeling enters your stomach
>even with the all-mighty book of power at your disposal, you're still just Anon
>the thought of one of those monsters ambushing you is enough to keep you on your toes and your book at the ready
>let's just hope you can actually fix these guys
>speak of the devil, as you round a corner you happen upon the remnants of the dog ball you'd tossed in here earlier
>mostly broken twigs and leaves strewn about, but one timberwolf is still here
>he's been torn into pretty badly, and lays there whimpering
>with a thought, you gently lift him and attempt to mend his wounds
>his body is wrapped up in a soft green glow, and the bark falls from around it
>you're left with a grubby looking and very bruised pony, barely conscious
>you hope it ends up being that simple for the rest of them
>you lay the guy down and kneel down to him
"You alive in there?"
>the pony nods and tries to speak but falls into a coughing fit
>apparently you didn't fix him up so well
>you try again to heal him, but this time you notice a symbol light up on his flank, right where his cutie mark should be
>he's not healed one bit, and just as weak as ever
>so much for this being easy
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>>30836631
"Just, eh, stay put alright?"
>the pony just coughs meekly, you assume he couldn't walk even if he wanted to
>you step over him and continue into the cavern, hurt-oriented magic at the ready
>a bit of walking brinks you to a door set into the tunnel
>you hadn't expected to see furniture in here, and this door is fairly ornate
>lots of the same runes and marking you'd seen on the way in are carved into the wooden frame, and that rune on the pony beforehand is front and center here
>on a hunch, you attempt to open the door magically
>the rune glows brightly, and your magic audibly sizzles out
>well shit, that's a big issue
>without your magic, your just some asshole with a book
>particularly one that can't fend off giant wooden wolves with his bear hands
>rune noted, you grasp the handle and try to open the door manually
>to your surprise, it isn't locked
>just as you open it, however, hushed voices echo from the other side
>sounds like a raspy voice is addressing several gravel-throated lackies
>"a powerful sorcerer, you say?"
>"yessir, he toshed ush aside like pebbelz he did, rowled uz roite down the tunnal."
>"really, now?"
>a corny evil laugh echos through the cave
>"know you nothing of my work? Any magic not my own is useless within these walls! He'd be a fool to enter here, as would that pesky alicorn and her toadies."
>you open the door a bit more, and peak one eye around it
>an elderly pony draped in robes stands just above 5 or 6 timberwolves, all as big and mean as can be
>you also notice a pile of beat up ponies in the corner of the room, apparently drained of their wolf-ness from that little skee-ball maneuver earlier
>you can only assume they're no different than the one you encountered, and sure enough they all look to have those glowing runes on there flanks
>one of the still-timberwolves speaks up
>"but shir, what'sif 'e foind's about the staff?"
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>>30836733
>the wizardly pony snaps at the timberwolf
>"BAH! He will do no such thing. This "staff" will be toted as nothing more than a walking stick, it's true purpose cleverly hidden."
>the grunts ooo and ah at their master's brilliance
>target sighted, one 'walking stick'
>the real question is, how to go about getting it
>a bold plan comes to you
>it's crazy, but it just might work
>you swing the door wide, and waltz right in
>...and trip over a lone branch, face planting into the stone floor
>Anon sleep now
>...
>head hurt
>ow fuck
>you open your eyes to a white ceiling
>a brief once over reveals you're in a medical gown
>your head is also covered in bandages
>how did you even?
>the memory of tripping on a twig come back to you, along with your 'crazy plan'
>you ate shit as soon as you'd walked in
>you smack yourself in the forehead, instantly regretting as a sharp pain jolts through your noggin
>you completely botched the whole thing, like a big dummy
>nice heroics there, mr. wizard
>wizard
>wait, the book
>a double check of your surroundings reveals the book sitting on a nearby nightstand, the lock once again in place
>wait a minute, what day was it?
> a glance out the window told of a warm mid-afternoon in Ponyvill
>this was not the evil villain's lair
>in fact, everybody looked very much not threatened by an evil wizard
>how the fuck
>"Oh, you're awake"
>you turn to the door and see a white nurse pony
>"and sitting up too, that's a good sign. how's your head?"
>you frown in reply
>the nurse chuckles lightly
>"I don't doubt that, you had a pretty nasty fall there. You're lucky you didn't have any serious damage done."
>the memory of you creaming the pavement crawls back into your head
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>>30836826
>"I'll be sure to let your friend know you're awake. Would you be alright taking visitors?"
>you just nod, confused and ashamed
>the nurse leaves you to brew in your own private embarrassment
>you wonder if the girls actually ended up saving the day anyways
>sure seems that way
>after a few minutes, Spike wanders into your room
>"Heya, bud."
"Hey."
>"How's your head?"
>you frown
>"Yeah, I can imagine. You're lucky Zecora found you when she did, you you'd be toast."
>Zecora
>that weird gypsy-shaman woman out in the boonies?
"What the hell even happened?"
>"From what Twilight tells me, Zecora and that mean ol' wizard got into a pretty nasty voodoo hullabaloo."
>"After the big showdown she found you passed out on the floor with a concussion."
>of all the people to save your butt, you never thought it'd be the zebra
"Any details?"
>"Nah, that's just what I've heard from Twilight. You could probably ask her for more info when she gets back."
"Gets back? From where?"
>"Apparently that old geezer was apart of some all-encompassing cult of the wolf or something. Everybody's out on a trip to Cloudsdale to hunt for the source."
>well shit, that's no good
>and you'd done absolutely nothing to help with that, either
>just made an ass of yourself
>defeated, you slouch back into your cot, a very sad green man
>"Oh, before I forget."
>Spike hocks up a sealed scroll
>"Twilight left a message for you."
>he sets the scroll in your lap
>"Welp, I gotta run. Twilight wanted me to double check that the library was still organized. Get well soon!"
>With that, Spike makes a swift exit, leaving you with a headache and an unopened note
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>>30836919
>pensive, you pop open the seal to the scroll and unroll it
>the message is short and sweet
>DON'T TOUCH THE BOOK, GET WELL SOON
> -Twilight
>gee thanks
>you definitely didn't need her telling you that, the book had already gotten you into plenty of hot water
>head throbbing, you toss the note onto the nightstand and decide to try and nap
>with any luck, you could sleep off the pain and try to forget about that dumb amazing book
>being a wizard wasn't all it was cracked up to be

end

r8 h8
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>>30835093
I'll be getting it when my PC is finally unfucked. X2 just won't run on my laptop
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>>30836939
I expected it to be longer, but it's breddy gud m8
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Great Commandy One Anon when
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>>30835093
>long war
>drawn out resistance campaign, doing it’s best to make the game feel like an actual uprising against an organised and competent global alien regime
Vs
>Wizards of the Coast
>”Hey let’s add a bunch more boss enemies, and give abilities xcom to match, that way we can have epic superhero battles while completely moving away form the original gritty, fighting-a-losing-battle, hopeless campaign against all odds for the existence of humanity type theme”
>”Oh and add zombies too”

Plus I have like 80 mods total, I doubt WotC can match the QoL improvements.
I do intend to eventually get it on sale though, especially after LW2 gets updated for it.
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>>30836939
It was nice. Maybe it's just me, but I guess the end feels a bit rushed and unexpected. Is there goint to be a sequel?
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>>30837831
*going
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>>30837454
>>30837831
i'll be honest, I didn't know where to go with it and didn't want to bloat it too much

this was only my first story, so i'm not sure if i'll ever come back to it, but there's always a chance
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>>30838602
Well, certainly an all right first attempt.
I get the feeling that you're already aware of a lot of the problems with it, so I won't reiterate shit you already know about.
Best advice I can say, if you want to improve, is to keep going at it.
Read a bunch of other greens, even fimfics, and just learn through seeing how it's done.
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>>30836939
Pastebin
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>>30810277
>She's smiling.
>Why in the world is she smiling?
>She, of all ponies, has no reason to be smiling at you!
>And why is she trying so hard to pull off the 'parental' look?
>It's making you angry.
>"Now, I trust you're all together enough for some simple conversation? Why don't we start with some introductions?"
>Oh, please.
>That didn't work with that stupid doctor, and it won't work for her.
>"Come now, there's no need for the cold wither. I'm quite interested in learning more about you."
>Yeah, you're sure she is.
>Interrogation called by any other name, is still just as terrible.
>"Oh, there's no reason to be so shy."
>That patronizing tone is really grating.
>She begins walking towards you.
>You reflexively take a step back.
>A move that proves pointless, as a golden glow envelops the bed, wheeling it closer to her.
>What's she trying to do with all of this?
>Intimidate you?
>Well, it's not really working.
>"Surely you can give me your name, at least?"
>Okay, she has to be messing around with you.
"You know my name already."
>"I meant your real name."
>...
>"For how collectivized your people are, you at least still retain individual names for powerful members of your hives.
>"And a powerful member, you most certainly are. Reckless, twisted, and unwise, but powerful nonetheless."
>Red begins seeping into your vision.
>If she didn't have total control right now, there would be bucking blood.
>"Tell me, did you think taking a human name would somehow endow you with their appetite for violence? Or their disregard for it's usage?"
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>>30840270
>Her smile had been fading this whole time.
>Her tone must have changed, too.
>But you were too busy reining in your anger to notice if it did.
>"Well, perhaps that is not accurate. One human, at least, resorts to it for a noble cause. The other, to satiate his wicked lust for blood and destruction."
>Your teeth are grinding.
>Your legs are shaking.
>You're this bucking close to--
>"And apparently, he has taken up corrupting impressionable minds in his spare time."
>That does it!
>You launch yourself at Celestia.
"Shut your buckin--!"
>All-encompassing, horrible pain lights up your senses, interrupting even your furious lunge.
>The restraints on your legs were pulled apart and away from your body with a lot of force, in tandem with being stopped dead in the air.
>You can't restrain the shriek of pain that comes with the action.
>In the same moment, you're flung belly-down against the bed, sending another wave of searing agony through your nerves.
>The shriek becomes a cry.
>Your eyes screw shut, trying desperately to keep from screaming.
>You keep your voice contained, but fail to stop yourself from tearing up slightly.
>The pressure on your limbs had let up, but not completely.
>Eventually, after what feels like minutes, you manage to open your eyes again, teeth still clenched tightly, and breathing raggedly.
>Celestia was not smiling anymore, but instead her expression was severe, with a piercing glare to go with it.
>"The doctor will be very displeased to hear about what you just did."
>As if you care about what he thinks!
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>>30840277
>Then, she begins...
>Chuckling?
>Not a mirthful chuckle, either, but a morose one.
>"Oh, dear. It seems I went against my own aim of being personable, didn't I?"
>You think?!
>"Oh, you'll have to forgive me. It's been far too long since I've found myself in such a situation."
>She flips right back to a severe look, with a surprising amount of speed.
>"Regardless, you didn't answer my question. Tell me what your true name is. Now."
>This was what you expected to see.
>And to her credit, she manages to be a lot more intimidating here.
>But you still do not answer.
>Pressure begins to build on your limbs.
>You break your own glaring to see what's happening.
>It seems that she chained you back up, but hasn't stopped levitating your restraints.
>The pressure continues building, and you find your left foreleg being pulled off to the side.
>Pain shoots through the limb, and only grows worse as the force continues to be applied.
>Is...
>Is she trying to torture you?
>Because it--
"Gaaaaah!"
>S-she just pulled on your other foreleg!
>Oh sweet foremothers, she really IS trying to torture you!
>"You still do not understand your situation here, do you?
>"As it stands, you have the blood of almost two dozen guards on your hooves. That alone would be enough to condemn you to life in the crystal caverns.
>"But you slew them with the blackest of magic, piercing the veil of the spirit, and wrenching their very souls from their bodies.
>"If you were not more valuable to me alive, 'Athalia', I would have slain you myself days ago, after your loss of consciousness."
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>>30840281
>One of your hindlegs lights up with white-hot agony, as it too is pulled up and away.
>You only just barely bite back a scream.
>"And trust me, nothing would give me more sickly saccharine delight, than depriving that otherworldly daemon of his precious little executor.
>"But it is precisely because you are his executor, that we are even having this conversation right now."
>The last remaining hindleg joins the chorus of torment.
>Nothing can stop the scream that now leaves your mouth.
>Celestia's eyes...
>They promised nothing but ceaseless pain.
>"I promise you this, little changeling. Unlike your dissimulative master, I will give you no delusions of free choice, here.
>"The only solace you shall receive from my wrath, will be through your compliance. The pain you feel now is but a shadow of what you will later experience."
>T-this can't be right!
>H-he said she was weak!
>W-who is this daemonic pony, standing before you?!
>"You have one more chance to tell me your name, before your wings are the next to be used against you.
>"And if you do not comply? Then we shall move on to your spirit."
>N-no...
>You can't...
>This...
>...
>No.
>No!
>You can't give in!
>You've failed Incognito enough times!
>You'll never compound it by talking abou--
>CRACK
>Your vision goes white.
>You scream yourself almost hoarse.
>It almost feels like minutes pass.
>Minutes of nothing but pure, unrelenting suffering.
>Somewhere along the line, it lets up, all at once.
>But the reverberations through your nerves continue for some time.
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>>30840286
>Slowly, you become aware of the world around you again.
>You hadn't changed location.
>Celestia still stood before you.
>Pain reigned supreme throughout your body, second only to exhaustion.
>All you could do was sob, accompanied by deep, ragged breathing.
>It's only when you have the wherewithal to look up at Celestia's face, that she spoke again.
>"You continue to impress me. The only ones who could withstand such pain, all died thousands of years ago. You are indeed a rare specimen.
>"But your body is not the only avenue over which I can... introduce negative reinforcement, so to speak.
>"How fortunate for me, then, that you yourself have provided the means through which to torment your spirit."
>She turns around, walking slowly towards the door.
>"I shall let your mind suffer the consequences of your actions for a few days. Perhaps when I return, you will be far more... agreeable."
>W-what?
>W-what does she mean?
>The first door opens, and that doctor is waiting behind it.
>"I am afraid that your patient did not relent in her struggling, doctor. She even managed to throw her wings out of the bandaging."
>What?!
>Horseshit, you did!
>"Oh, curses! I thought for sure you could talk her down!"
>"Sadly, I only seem to have agitated her. Perhaps a few days will be enough to calm her down?"
>Liar!
>Witch!
>She bucking tortured you!
>"Certainly, princess. I'll be having a few words with her, myself!"
>The much angrier doctor storms towards you.
>That lying sow!
>And she calls herself good?!
>"You have a lot of explaining to do, missy!"
>...
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>>30840292
>You still can't believe the sight before you.
>The gaping hole in Anon's chest.
>At the very least, it was visibly improved from the last time you had seen it today!
>Gosh, that must be some really strong alchemy!
>Your sight breaks from Anon for a moment, to look at the rest of the guests.
>As a unit, you and the other princesses decided to visit Anon, bringing Twilight's friends along as you went.
>To say there was a lot of tears shed would be a massive understatement.
>Even Rainbow Dash had teared up!
>None took it harder, though, than Twilight and Luna.
>Twilight couldn't go one word without breaking down.
>Anon's ever-present ear scratching did little to assuage that.
>As for Luna, well...
>She's normally very good at keeping her emotions in check.
>To see her cry like that, spoke volumes.
>Eventually, however, the nurses had to show you all out.
>Apparently, Anon had to be kept on a strict sleeping schedule while being treated.
>Something about 'managing alchemic toxicity'.
>You're not sure what that means, but if it involves toxicity of any kind, you're not about to argue!
>"Don't be strangers, you hear?"
>Well, at least he could still send you off in his usual style!
>The door closes behind the group, and...
>Well, everypony moves down the hall, sniffling the whole way.
>It's not until they return to one of the lounges, that they finally show their true feelings.
>Another massive outpouring of tears goes along with talk about what happened that day.
>Seems like the story's out to this small group, at least.
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>>30840294
>A lot of their grieving was what you'd expect.
>How they couldn't do anything to help.
>How bad Anon must have it.
>How they could stop this happening again.
>All sentiments you share, no doubt about it.
>But... what could you possibly have done?
>Hay, what could any of you have done?
>This Incognito, he seems to plan for everything that anypony can throw at him and his minions!
>Even the princesses don't seem able to stop him, at least not on their own!
>The only consistent thing stopping his plans from succeeding is Anon!
>It's just...
>...
>Oh, gosh.
>When did the world get so insane?
>Y-you need a moment...
>After quickly excusing yourself, you step out of the lounge.
>Y-yeah, that bench will be just fine.
>And there you lie, head held in your hooves.
>H-holy mackerel...
>You didn't even do any fighting, and already you're so worn out!
>How did things ever get so bad?
>A super-powered changeling with runic monsters, all sent by another human!
>A human that for all intents and purposes, is the complete opposite of Anon!
>What kind of--
>"H-hey, Sunburst!"
>You bring your head up to the source of the voice.
>A very tired sounding Starlight Glimmer was running towards you, a very nervous Spike riding on her back.
>Gosh, she looks like she just ran a marathon!
"S-Starlight?"
>"I... We got here as soon as we could! What happened?!"
"Y-you mean you don't know? Where were--"
>"F-friendship missions, again! We only just finished a day ago!
>"When we saw the damage in Ponyville, we knew things had gone bad again!"
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>>30840300
>She just got here?
>Well, that explains why she's so tired!
>Spike jumps down from Starlight's back, and speaks up:
>"Is Twilight okay? Are the others all okay?!"
"Y-yeah, they're all fine."
>"A-and what about those guards? What about Anon?"
>Oh, gosh...
>How do you even begin to explain this to Spike?
>You pull yourself up, and begin trying your best to explain what happened.
>You leave out a lot of details, like the monsters being runic, the swearing, and the exact nature of Anon's injury.
>Honestly, despite doing it on the nose, you don't think you did a half bad job at it.
>Soon after, you send the two over to the lounge, to meet with the rest of the girls.
>Spike runs off right away to see Twilight, but Starlight hangs back.
>"What else happened?"
"I-- Huh?"
>"Look, I know you held back some details for his sake. And I really appreciate that. But... I need to know."
>And after seating yourselves at the bench, that's exactly what you do.
>You retell the events, but without any filter this time.
>Even without seeing it yourself, the descriptions the others had given were so...
>W-well, you're not likely to forget it, let's just say.
>By the time you finish, Starlight's face was...
>Well, you don't think you'll ever get used to seeing her look so devastated.
>But... there's something else in that look, too.
>You don't really know what to call it.
>"S-Sunburst? D-do you know where those... monsters are kept?"
>Wait, what?
"H-huh? W-why would you--?"
>"Please."
"I-I don't know. Only the princesses know about that, and they didn't share that with me."
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>>30840307
>"Oh. Then... I-I'll be right back."
>She walks off to the lounge, head hanging.
>W-what's this all about?
>Why does she want to know where the monsters, of all things, were being kept?
>It's enough to make you follow.
>She enters the lounge, and is immediately set upon by most of the girls.
>It lifts her spirits, but you can tell it's not by a lot.
>Afterwards, she makes her way to princess Luna.
>"P-princess?"
>"Starlight Glimmer? Is there something you require?"
>"Y-yes... B-but, can we... discuss this more... privately?"
>Whoa, she got a lot sadder all of a sudden.
>A short-lived scrutinizing stare from Luna later, and her horn lit up, teleporting the pair of them away somewhere.
>Well... it doesn't look like you'll find out what that was all about.
>You say your farewells to the group, and make your way back to your room at the castle.
>Yeah... you could use a good nap.
>Just to take the edge off...
>...
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>You jump awake with a start.
>G-gosh darnit, you wish you weren't such a light sleeper sometimes!
"Wh-who's there?"
>"Sir Sunburst, it is I. We require your presence at once."
>That's... princess Luna's voice!
>Oh, horseapples, they need you!
>The next few minutes is made up of fighting with the tangled sheets, and quickly freshening up for your visitor.
"J-just a minute!"
>Opening the door meets you with a very serious princess Luna.
>"I trust you are cognizant enough to assist us in matters of magic, sir Sunburst?"
"Magic? W-well, yes, but why?"
>"We require your unique insights on a sensitive matter."
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>>30840312
"S-sensitive matter?"
>"I am afraid the matter itself is quite secret, and I cannot discuss it so openly.
>"Once we arrive at our destination, it will be made clear."
>G-geez, that's not foreboding at all!
"U-uh, s-sure! L-lead the way, I-I guess..."
>Her gaze softens slightly at your newfound nervousness, but she doesn't say much past that.
>She leads the way to...
>Wow, you've never seen so many guards before!
>This...
>Wait.
>This looked very distinctly like a...
>O-oh gosh, this is...!
>This must be the new high-security section of the castle!
>Built into part of the crystal caverns!
>That must have been why there was a huge gated checkpoint on the way here!
>B-but what did they have here, that would warrant something li--
>...
>The changeling.
>S-she could be kept here, for sure!
>M-maybe they moved Chrysalis down here, out from the vault?
>A-and...
>Oh gosh oh gosh, what do they need your help with?!
>Luna eventually leads you towards one particular set of nondescript metal doors.
>The sheen on it, and the fact that the guards needed special mouth handles to open it...
>Iron plated.
>No doubt about it.
>O-oh gosh, wha--
>"Do not be alarmed, sir Sunburst. The subject we require your aid in is quite incapable of causing you harm."
>G-gosh, you sure h-hope so!
>There were two sets of doors, separated by a small hallway.
>You take the time to swallow the lump in your throat, while the guards open the second set.
>The sound of speaking follows immediately after the doors opened:
>"--he amount of time he must have spent, perfecting this... I..."
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>>30840316
>That voice.
>Starlight?
>Luna enters at a slight angle, allowing you a view of the room's contents.
>You quickly wish you hadn't seen the contents.
>Monsters.
>Fear begins to drown your senses, as--
>POOF
>H-huh?
>You... aren't afraid anymore?
>"Apologies, sir Sunburst. But these creations still possess passive magic, designed to inspire indiscriminate fear."
>C-constant fear?
>So that must have been a dispel, then!
>But...
>You take a few tentative steps into the room, getting a closer look at the creatures contained within it.
>E-even without that passive fear spell, they still looked absolutely terrifying!
>Pale, stitched together, bottom half of a pony, top half of a human!
>A face with nothing but tiny slits for a nose, and a maw of sharp teeth!
>And covered, head to frog, in flowing, cursive patterns of magical symbols you don't recognize.
>Runes.
>All of them were in various states of damage, most with lacerations, one badly burned, one severed into large pieces.
>The two latter examples, you knew the cause of.
>D-did Anon really fight these things?
>G-gosh, what were they like in an actual fight?
>"Miss Glimmer, have you made any more progress?"
>"N-not much! It's just... I've only read the theory, a-and this is so much more advanced than what I read!"
>"Please, keep trying. Anything we can find will be of great use."
"S-Starlight?"
>The pony in question looks up from the notebook she's floating.
>Her expression falls.
"You... you know what these symbols mean?"
>A realization begins to take root.
>Your shock grows with her sadness.
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>>30840323
Mr. Vogel? I'm HK-47.
I'm afraid I must commandeer your OC for my own purposes, iff'n you don't mind.
Inclement weather around here has slowed my writing chops right down, but I managed this piece for you guys anyhow.

My text editor tells me we've hit a total of 182,900 words with this shit.
That's longer than some fimfics.
I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of that.
Here, decide for yourself: https://pastebin.com/JTAGVFDM

Don't know if I can manage Saturday, since I'll be busy as all hell. But we'll see.
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>>30840348
>Celestia is torturing the shitty cockroach.
That was really satisfying, thank you based HK.
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>>30838602
Well I’ve seen much worse greens. For a first attempt it’s certainly very acceptable, I’d say with practice you have potential - keep at it!
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>>30840348
Hooray for HK!

Also, I thought I’d let you know I’ve ended up saving almost all the shitpost memes you post with your update notes
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>>30840348
Thank for the green mister HK
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>>30840835
I have literally hundreds, if not a thousand shitpost images, spread across a few gigabytes, encompassing a healthy percentage of my total image collection.
I have no shortage of shitpost images to fling with any given post.
If only I would actually organize the fucking thing better
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>>30840348
Even odds says roach gets busted out before celestia sees her again. And I will be so fucking pissed if so.
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>>30840348
My dick gets hard every time you update
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>>30841669
>My dick gets hard.
>69
You know what you must do Anon.
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>>30840348
>Saturday
I'll wait with bated breath.
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>>30840348
I shall await moar.
>>
.bmp
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>>30844433
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>>30840348
awesome update!
>>
We bumpin now
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So, I have a little bit of a confession to make.
This whole time, I've been writing this green off by pure heart, memory, and undiluted autism, and never actually condensed my stream o' consciousness down into a more concrete list of progression.
I just corrected that mistake today, and holy fucking shit, I see clearly now that the scope creep bug has been going to town on me.
I've got some major pruning and condensing to do on the iteniary.
But, the good news is that now that I have an actual concrete progression chart going, the progression speed on my updates should be much faster, with very little fucking around, and much more getting-to-the-point.

Guess that goes to show that I've got a long way to learn yet.
Never making this mistake again, I'll tell you that much.

So, to all you aspiring writefags out there? Starting off with a mostly aimless intro is fine, but please, for the love of god almighty, follow pic related's advice.
If not for yourself, then for the poor faggots who decide to read your massive walls of text.
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>>30848079
Who?
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>>30848095
>He can't recognize writefags with just reading how they post.
Pleb.
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>>30848121
Whom'st'd've'ed?
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>>30848121
This
>>30848079
Just don't do it again mkay sweetie
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>>30784984
Just read it dude. It's only 320 pages.
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>>30848554
And considering it's one of the best greens to come out of /mlp/, it's worth it.
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>>30841429
I'm more curious about whether she's going to become a gibbering mess or go running off to become some solo dark horse when she recovers whatever her real memories are. Assuming, of course, she isn't some Evil McEvilson soul devourer spoken of in ancient changeling prophecies about the end of days,
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>>30848141
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>30850801
I'm sorry, what?
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>>30846391
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>>30850907
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>>30848079
That chart makes me want to try something insane like write a story that has a fixed beginning, but then after that you can read the remaining chapters in any order and it'll make sense, but completely change the context of everything.
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>>30853390
So, kinda like Pulp Fiction?
If you think you can pull that off, then by all means, go for it.
Even if you can't, give it a college try anyways
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>>30853579
RUN RUN RUN RUN
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>>30841109
I gave up trying to sort shit sometime in 2009, so now all my images are in a series of month/year folders, or thread-specific dump folders in the event I find one to mass-download everything from.
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Sometimes, Anon's lack of magic is useful.
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>>30854615
I HUNGER
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