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140 days until Christmas. Have you been a good boy anon?

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140 days until Christmas. Have you been a good boy anon?
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>>30680450
I posted a few Glimmer threads
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>>30680450
>140
>20 weeks
Man, that's kinda early if you ask me.
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>>30680459
>this asshole probably waits until Halloween to start thinking about Christmas
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>>30680459
>kinda early
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>2/3 of 2017 is over
wew lad
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>>30680476
>halloween
on the 19th-20th of december, usually.
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>>30680555
How the fuck do you plan anything that late?
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>>30680450
Shit, need to start planning on what I want to do for the secret santa this year. Made a few extra laser etched mugs last year, but I think I want to do something different.
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>>30680450
>Have you Been a good boy?

I've been jerking off to ponies. I don't think i get anything this year.
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>>30681571
O fuck me too. Does santa automatically place you on the naughty list for that now?
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>>30680450
Santa pone? Is that you?
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>>30680450
It is called hearths warming, you uneducated swine
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Oh, that reminds me, who'll be the lucky bastard to get Peanut this year?
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>>30680450
I wish someone send me a 10ml bottle of female cum this time, no joke.
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>>30681822
>pic related

>>30681868
You want that fish glue I offered the first year?
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>>30680450
OP's been a naughty faggot
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>>30681017
I've been stocking up on books, comics, and other printed pony to spoil my Anon with.
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>>30680450
>140 days
Jesus Christ time flew. Last Christmas seems so recent, this board was so comfy during the last holiday season
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>>30682477
Except for that one dumbfuck that didn't realize the trolling potential of the gift he got and pitched a bitch-fit, including the pics of the peanut gift thrown in the dumpster. Got some other anon to defend his ungrateful ass too.
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>>30682496
It's okay anon Peanut will be avenged.
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How is the secret Santa thing handled? Just curious is all.
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>>30682573
Santa Pone was the one who set up/coordinated the previous ones. There was a google sign-up thing and questions you answered to come up with a list of people. Based on your answers, you'd get someone's info and their list of likes/asks. After that, it's up to you. While yes, it is 4chan and there is a risk of getting trolled, I only know of 1 person who was vocally unhappy with their gift (see the above posts about Peanut). Santa Pone and others, in the spirit of the holidays, also try to make sure that no one would get left out and anyone who's grinched (ie signed up and their secret santa flake on them) would have someone else willing to cover and send out gifts to them.

All in all, it is about the spirit of the holidays, good will towards others, etc. Definitely fun and comfy times enjoyed world wide.
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>>30680450
I hope I die.
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>>30682645
Some days I do too anon. Only for a little bit though. There's a lot to live for.
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>>30680450
I want my Christmas present early:
no winter.

Winter can suck a dick. Every dick.
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>>30682656
Bullshit
What's the point of living if everyday is the same fucking thing, I know people have it worse then me I know that but I don't know I guess I'm being selfish but what's the point of going on if you can't have the ones you love.
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>>30682721
You're not selfish. Losing people and being alone hurts. I know this very well. I'm experiencing it now. I can't pretend to know your personal situation or feelings but I can tell you that there is always something to look forward to. You have to make the choice to get up and out though. I know it feels better to lay down and wallow in self pity but it is destructive. Take a walk or clean your living space or draw maybe. Set a small goal and reach it. There are small victories you can enjoy. Simple distractions that can help. Sometimes, the little things pile up and life gets positive again.
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>>30682754
Thanks anon.
I just hope one day I can simply just die I don't want to feel this way anymore I'm not going to kill myself but I had it, family isn't what it once was it was so much simpler back then, I have to deal with a brother who puts everything in my face from his job to his wife, a mother who always thinks she's right, a father who didn't want me to join the army he told me he was going to help if I didn't join did he ever helped me no now I fucked my own life cause I waited too long too shy too insecure ever since I decided not to act on my instincts.
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>>30682706
Rainbow Dash, stop shitposting.
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>>30680450
My girl coworker got drunk and passed out in the storage room. And I did nasty thing to her. Sorry ponies I was not a good boy.
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>>30684198
The fuck did you do?
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>>30684204
I put her on the sofa and took her skirt and panties off of her...
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>>30684213
Did it escalate?
Wasn't there anyone to stop you?
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>>30680450
140 days... that is like 4 month far away.
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>>30682413
It is really taste like fish and glue?, what kind a glue?, glue for paper?, glue for pipe?, or glue for cracking stuff?.

You make me sound like I was asking a something like PJCP.
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>>30684231
We were alone, and I touched and spread her vag...
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>>30684242
Okay I'm done.
Did you hide the body?
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>>30684248
Nah I didn't do anything else.
Stupid bitch pissed herself.
And I left her there and called her family.
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>>30684255
Not drink the piss, or take some of her pic, are you gay or something?.
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>>30684255
You should've at least poured some acid down her vag hole now there's some entertainment when she wakes up or ever wakes up.
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>>30684258
I don't like drunks piss, Anon. As for the photo it's really hard to make one when you finger her with one hand and jack off with the other.
>>30684260
I love edgy stuff as much as the next guy but we work together in police department and it would end my job there pretty quickly.
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>>30684277
Police department wtf why would you do that shit in a police department a higher chance you'll get caught and by fully trained officers who know what to do.
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>>30684277
Is your coworker name is Coppertop?.
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>>30684288
It was a relaxed day after holidays and we actually work at the storage department of a police station, no real cops there. And I would have heard a loud buzzer if anyone decided to visit us.
>>30684289
No, Anon. Her name was Kate.
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>>30684307
I can't really say anything else other than you sexually assaulted someone.
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>>30684255
You didn't even offer her an egg in thosr trying times?
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>>30684342
This. How rude.
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>>30680456
Kill yourself you fucking faggot, you're the cancer ruining this board worse than it already is
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>>30684833
Glimmy a cute. Don't be rude anon.
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>>30684833
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>>30684884
>i-it's all false flags!
>not real glimfags u guise!
>s-seriously h-hahah, it's not us shitposting the board to hell and back lol
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>>30680456
Team Glimmy: 1
Glimmerhaters: 0
Glimmerhaters BTFO. AGAIN! How will these plebs ever recover?
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>>30682413
How have you been, friend? I was part of last years secret santa.
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>>30680450
define good
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>>30685352
Not bad.
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>>30685451
Define bad
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>>30685457
Not good.
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>>30685335
Well aren't you annoying cunt and Glimmer is shit as much as you.
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>>30685346
I've had some eventful moments the past few months but I'm altogether about the same. Hoping on some positive changes to come my way soon. How's your year been so far?
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All I want for Horsemas this year is Santa Pone lewds.
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>>30686587
Santa Pone have you ever play BGO (Board game online)?
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>>30687518
They're not gonna be good I'm not sure why you would want them.

>>30687545
Nope! Is it fun?
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>>30687679
I gonna invite you soon.
>>30687636
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>>30687679
Here click this link to joint:
https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mLzF&k=lfU
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>>30687717
Thank you but I'm not sure I have the time to play right now. I'll check it out soon though!
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>>30686587
a boring year, thats what.
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>>30687679
Bad lewds are better than no lewds.

Btw, could you make a warning thread a little earlier than halloween this year? Warn newfags and poorfags ahead of time and tell them to save their money as well as not missing sign ups. I dont think we should have a late comers again because someone who cant tun it might kill themselves like snowfag frost or whatever.

Also, are you going to make a poll this year about sending lewd shit?
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>>30687876
>Bad lewds are better than no lewds.
No lewds. Unless they're tastefully drawn sharks.

>earlier warning threads
Possibly. I think it's unnecessary to give too much warning. The threads die and everyone forgets until November anyway but I'm rethinking the timeline for signups for sure. I don't control latecomers so if Snowfall or anyone else decides to do something I'm not involved, sorry.

>lewd poll
There will be a section in the signup questionnaire about how comfortable each participant is with lewd so no worries there. Of course I can't guarantee that if you request no lewd your Santa isn't a dick who sends you a box covered in horse pussy. It will be included this year though. Enough people have asked for it that I'll be sure to put it in there.
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>>30687518
Cute Santa Pone OC I can fap to when?
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>>30682617
Thanks, due to my over generosity I might participate this year.
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>>30680450
I've been stuck in a clinical depression for the last 5 years. I wish for death every time I go to sleep. All I want for Christmas is the sweet release of death.
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>>30690382
I'm trying desperately not to throw myself into my parent's pool. Hold on anon! We'll be okay.
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>>30690382
>>30690390
Have you guys tried exercise? Definitely helps with feeling depressed and stuff for me.
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>>30690410
Yep. Exercise, house work, and art usually help. I'm too afraid of death and too optimistic about life and the potential of the future to actually off myself but I tend to cope with being severely bummed out and feeling pathetic by using terrible humor and self-deprication.

Anyway ponies!
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>>30680456
You could reliably supply a power plant with the amount of coal you're getting this December.
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Hell Yeah, another chance to bankrupt myself to meme you folks into the ground
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>>30687988
Would she be an Earth pone, Pegasus, or Unicorn?
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>>30687738
To be honest, I'm is the person who really curious about female cum and keep asking a 10ml bottle of it.

BGO is really complicated to play at first, but time to time you get used to it and more trick your learn, more fun is the game to play.

This is my thread:
>>30687636

I try as hard as I can in order to make MLP reference got implemented in the next big event, but it seems mlp reference got implemented in BGO is a difficult thing to do.

My idea is, if you (I hope) like the game, maybe in the next Christmas event, you can using BGO as the way you giveaway stuff (you open a game, and the first person reach the finish get the prize).

>>30682721
>>30690382
>>30690390

I also experiencing a failure LDR, causing me fall under endless depression almost more than 2 years, I keep missing her so much even right now I still miss her:
https://youtu.be/7ZRIG6PB0Pc
the reason why I really curious about female cum so badly
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>>30680450
>she'll never call me a good boy while riding my cock
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>>30690874
Literally no reason to live
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>>30690843
Please stop. You probably freak Santa out and no one wants to play that shitty game.
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>>30690843
Wtf is that video that was so uncomfortable. M8 please seek help.
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>>30680450
>tfw this christmas i'll have had my flutterplush for four years
feels so good, desu. i can't believe it's been that long.
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>>30690843
I know it's difficult to fall out of relationships but if I were that girl and you posted that video with pictures of me and my full name, getting a tattoo of me and talking about marriage etc etc, I would be incredibly intimidated and I would immediately break things off with you. I don't know if she gave you permission to do that or if you two were in "love" or maybe it's a cultural thing (Asia is weird with internet cafes and LDRS). It looks creepy as fuck though honestly. It looks obsessive. You should speak to someone. You need to back off and do something productive with your life and stop gaming and begging and being an oblivious pervert.
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>>30690843
>To be honest, I'm is the person who really curious about female cum and keep asking a 10ml bottle of it.

Please stop. I thought you were joking at first but it's pretty clear each time you pop up that you are not and it really concerns me.

>maybe in the next Christmas event, you can using BGO as the way you giveaway stuff

I don't think I will be doing that sorry. I'm honestly uncomfortable even trying the game now knowing you are the one who invited me to play it.

>that video
I don't even know where to start with that.
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>>30680450
No
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I can't wait to send you all an xmas card
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>>30691460
You are not card anon.
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>>30691416
Anoooon
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>>30691416
hah
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>>30680450
I can't stand Christmas...
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>Please stop. I thought you were joking at first but it's pretty clear each time you pop up that you are not and it really concerns me.
First, I want to say sorry if I making you uncomfortable, I just had no idea anymore, everything feel useless and I can enjoy things aftermath, this make me crazy.

>I don't think I will be doing that sorry. I'm honestly uncomfortable even trying the game now knowing you are the one who invited me to play it.
Its up to you, Im sorry, I'm sorry.

>I don't even know where to start with that.
I made that video when the relationship between she and me goes down hill, my main purpose in making that video is to remind her everything about her promise, to keep remind her about her unfinished business with me.

>>30691209
Different couple, different story, different way, never compare LDR and regular relationship because those 2 thing is really different thing, think about it more deeply, if the relationship between she and me are a regular relationship, no passport and plane ticket needed every times we want to meet each other, I will never cut her name on my hand, you had no idea what she and me did together in Skype video call, how it feel when you only can see but cant touch?, there is a time where she and me stare at each other, making funny face at first but at the end we both crying,

Ugh this is too personal but, I was 27 at that time (2014), I life alone in my house without parent anymore (My Mom pass away (2011), since teenager I never thought about girls (having a wife or even a girlfriend), I just a guy who care about earning money to keep my hobby running (I'm a Hardcore gamer), my life is really simple, go earn money, play game online, cigarette, coffee and that all, its really a blissful feeling after done my job as a yoyo street performance and I go sit in front of my pc drinking coffee play game online and download a porn videos and fap to it later before I go to sleep, everything is fine until this girl open my eyes.
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>>30692865
>my main purpose in making that video is to remind her everything about her promise, to keep remind her about her unfinished business with me

That's creepy manipulative behavior.
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Go away page 10
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>>30680450
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Christmas Lyra
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Last bump
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>>30680450
Thanks, you just reminded me that my dad's dying and this'll be his last Christmas, IF We're Lucky, and that I'm also up to my neck in student debt, so I might not even be able to afford the trip to see him, and take time off work, and even if I do, I'll probably have to live off ramen packs for a month after.

Merry Christmas...
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>>30696041
Get a job.
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Im a bad.... person
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>137 days left
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>mfw another Christmas alone
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>>30699319
That's ok anon, I'll be here with you guys too.
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>>30699342
It's not the same anon. I need to hold another person. I want someone I can love. Someone I can take walks with. Cook meals together. Come home to. Surprise in little ways to make them smile.

I love you guys but it's not the same.
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i'm still waiting for my one-way ticket to hell
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>>30699902
Everyone I think I might be able to love leaves me right as I start to trust them. Right as I lower my defenses from the last disappointment. I keep trying though. I'm not sure what I would do if I didn't keep trying.
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>>30699955
>I'm not sure what I would do if I didn't keep trying.
you'd do what i do: sit all alone and die a little every day
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>>30696254
You mean, get a better job, since they say they have a job that isn't paying enough to afford extra expenses beyond the necessities.
Definitely a good idea since you are obviously under-prepared for any adversities that may come up, judging by the fact that you can't afford to visit your dying father.
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>>30699955
You need to start chaining people up in your basement and letting Stockholm Syndrome set in so they won't leave you.
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Bets on how Kiwifag almost dies this year?
I say that they break a bone by tripping over something stupid, like a plushie or something.

Also I am already working on my cards for the Secret Santa. Santa Pone I am so fuggin hyped
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>>30701929
>Bets on how Kiwifag almost dies this year?
Choking on Mackers
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>>30699955
My god mate. Either you have the misfortune of being attracted to shit people, or you just have shit luck.

But I'm an aromantic recluse, so I wouldn't know.
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>>30703525
>you have the misfortune of being attracted to shit people
It's probably this one. Or I'm just an overly dramatic romantic who takes things too personally.
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