The Thing in Equestria

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>>30679038
Get a name so I can filter you and never have to see one of your stupid posts again

>>30679038
The Thing assimilates all of Equestria.

The only reason that the Thing could be beaten in the original movie was because it landed in the middle of a desolate wasteland with no life for thousands of kilometers. If it landed anywhere else on Earth, it would be impossible to contain or even slow and conquer the world in a matter of hours.

>>30679038
>inb4 MacReady

>>30679038
Even if it kills me
>rape

>You're having sex with your thingpone waifu from behind
>She's normally pretty active during sex, but today she seems distant and distracted
>She hasn't morphed out of her pony form even the slightest, either; she usually puts a few tendrils out to caress you
"Amber? What's wrong?"
>She bites her lip, before sighing and turning her head at a somewhat unnatural angle to look into your eyes
>"Do you trust me, Anon? I want to do something, but I'm afraid it might be going too far..."
>...You have a bad feeling that you're going to regret what you're about to say...
"I love you, Amber. You can never go too far with me."
>She smiles nervously before turning her head forward again and gently pushing back against you
>"O-okay, I'm just...I'm going to just go ahead and do it. And I'm not going to assimilate you, I promise, please don't be scared."
>You frown
>When she has to promise not to assimilate you, that usually means you're in for some extremely freaky shit
>She moans as you feel yourself penetrate her to an unnatural depth
>After hilting you completely, her internals continue to roll down your length to simulate endless penetration
>You grip her flanks tightly and grunt
>She knows how much you love this
>As the stimulation continues, her pubic mound splits and extends outwards to completely envelop your balls
>You loudly moan at the powerful sensations
>Your moaning stops as the sensations from your dick start to become strange
>You have no idea what's happening inside of her right now, but it sure as hell isn't sexual
>You wouldn't describe it as painful either, it's all just...sensation
>As if she's tied into the nerves if your dick and is sending garbage data directly to your brain
>You grip her shoulder, and jump when you somehow feel it on your dick
>"T-that's it, just hold on to me, we're almost done."
>True to her word, it all stops a few seconds later
>As you pant in exhaustion, she steps away and you freeze
>Your dick is gone

>>30679651
>You're completely flat, like a Ken doll
>But you can still feel it somehow
>You look up to Thingpone, and she smiles sheepishly
>"W-well? What do you think? I assi-uh, I borrowed your penis, Anon."
"What? Why? What?"
>"It doesn't have to be permanent!"
"It won't be permanent! Why would you do that!?"
>"Because of this."
>She starts to pace back and forth in front of you
>You instinctively look at your crotch
>What the hell?
>You're feeling something right now
>You look closely at her as she moves, and your eyes widen
>The way her fur rubs together as she moves, the swish of her tail, the tickling of mane against her neck, her hooves against the floor...
>...You can feel all of it
>Through your dick
>She didn't steal your penis
>She became your penis
>And she's incredibly sensitive
>"Pretty cool, right?"
>She rubs a hoof over her cheek, and you bite your lip to stifle a moan
>She starts to grow confident as she sees the effect she's having on you
>"And don't forget, I can do stuff like this~"
>She starts to shift and reorder her insides, and you gasp at the sudden assault of raw simulation
>You let out a long, strained grunt at the nearly painful level of pleasure she's pumping directly into your brain
>You thought this was merely a demonstration, that she was going to stop before you finished, but after a few seconds you realize that she intends to make you cum
>Your whole body seizes up, but it has no effect on the incoming signals
>She lays across you, but you dare not hold her for fear of intensifying the sensation
>You hold eye contact with her until you finally have a bone-creaking orgasm and your vision goes white
>She finally releases you from the hellish stimulation, and your body goes limp as you gulp down air
>When your sight returns, your greeted by Amber staring lovingly at you as she swishes something around in her mouth
>She opens it to reveal an enormous load of cum, far larger than you could ever hope to produce naturally

>>30679658
>She closes her mouth again, gulps, and reopens it to reveal it to be empty
>You squirm at the unique feeling of semen flowing inwards rather than outwards
>"That wasn't so bad, was it?"
>You aren't really in good enough shape to respond right now, but of the numerous words you'd use to describe what just happened, 'bad' DEFINITELY wasn't one of them
>She leans in to kiss you, and return it despite feeling like you were basically tongue-kissing your own urethra
>She giggles before lifting off of you and backing towards the door
>"I've got some errands to run. When I get back in a few hours, we'll talk about maybe giving your weiner back, okay?"
>She sticks her tongue out playfully
>"I love you, Anon."
>Your voice returns to you at last, although weakly
"Hah, hah, I-I love you too, Amber."
>She beams happily before turning to trot off with quick, energetic, very stimulating steps
>You sigh as you make yourself comfortable for the next few hours
>A short ripple through her body lets you know that she's not planning to going easy on you

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>>30679038