Tempest Shadow thread

>>30677030
That's Fizzlepop.

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>>30677034

I'd pop my fizzle into her:

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>>30677030
I want to find out what her broken horn tastes like.

>>30677030
I'd pop that berry

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>>30677030

Depends. Would she fart in my face if I asked her to?

>>30677030
>you will never tease her about her real name

>>30677030
With a body like that she can have any name and still be sexy.

>>30677115
She would probably beat the shit out of you.

>>30677075
Made me fucking shudder, but it seems fitting

>>30677181

Judging from her prequel book, I don't think she's as tough as she's letting on.

>>30677181
Or flip out like Batman when you say "Martha"

More like temptress shadow, am I right?

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I'd gently twist her berries

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>>30677250

When she's reformed, and, say, becomes commander of Equestria's elite Shadow Action Squad, imagine her in a slinky dress - designed for her by Rarity, natch - she would be quite the dark seductress at a Galloping Gala.

>>30677030
is her book out yet?

>>30677030
>Edgy Nyx

>>30677203
The prequel book stated that she was the bravest of her friends. She's also been hardened by the cruelty of life. I'd say she's probably pretty tough. Besides, didn't you see how she kicked fishman's ass?

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I want to tease her and treat her like the cute little pony she is. Probably try and kill me for it but would 100% be worth it.

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>>30679601

She might be hard, but I'm even harder.

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"Over here, your excellency!"

>>30677030
>no pussybox
its shit senpai
wouldn't even surprise me if the artist drew her with a human puss
fucking disgusting

>>30677030
I want to put my dick inside her horn

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Am I the only one that doesn't want to fuck handicapped horse?

>>30680412
Source? Never seen the non blurry one.

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Fizzlepop is an ESTJ (look up MBTI), they either hate your guts or enter tsun mode before -rarely- giving gentle love (like snugs)

I dated one, she was batshit crazy too but I'll keave that out as irrelevant
>mfw I had a girlfriend with her personality
>mfw she gets sexual and the rape vibes are everywhere, as she took what she wanted
>mfw she went berserk for not letting her dominate me outside sex

She did have a soul (read: soft side) but that only triggers if you know how to push their buttons well or if they see you struggling with some serious issue.

Guys, thread extremely carefully. This type of waifu is intense and /WILL/ thread on you/
Seeing you're all fat NEETs she'll hate you your utter lack of self reliance and lack of self discipline.

>>30680567

Yeah, whatever.

>>30680471
I'm with you on that, but I wouldn't be against getting a drink with her

>>30680588
I once did a roleplay where a character, a female changeling, got her horn sawn off to make her harmless, she got a substitute horn that has the same shape as changeling horns but is not more than a hollow metal husk with gems inside to focus magic properly.

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>Edgy character has a VA who did an even edgier character
I would but only Emily Blunt

>>30680471
>abelist and offensive.

But seriously, even with a busted horn, that horse is still hot.

>>30680695
But she scares me, see
>>30680567

>>30680567
>she'll hate you your utter lack of self reliance and lack of self discipline.
Maybe, but how would that be different from any other type of girl?

>>30680734
these types of girls do it to the extreme, discipline wise you'' be expected to get up at 7 AM like some soldier.

>>30680763
>>30680567

>my tulpa does it to the extreme

Fixed that for you.

>>30680773
I'm on Lithium so that be impossible either way.

>>30680795

Someone here is on anti-depressants? Wow, who would've guessed. It's almost as if the vast majority of folks here are miserable, and would be lost without poni poni.

I honestly consider the broken horn to be extremely unaesthetic, and I think it's mainly because I associate it with the shitload of deviantart tier OCs which feature a broken horn

>>30680716
>scared of a dominating woman
>not being willing and/or able to make her knock that shit off when she takes it to far
I feel sorry for your dad, having to see you grow up to be such a pussy

>>30677030
Would I?

>>30681012
would you?

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>>30680865
Hey I got into pone-knee as yet another fantasy world where effort and good deeds are rewarded while the inhabitants are at the core good people that can be redeemed even if they may horrific mistakes, one of many places i go to escape this shitty planet.

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>>30680681
>Tom Cruise Control
>$cientology

He would consider Tempest Shadow to be an OT-IX

>>30680471
Pretty accurate, just add Glimmer hate to the Twifag and you're golden.

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>>30680681
>All You Need Is Kill

Tempest is a Full Metal Bitch who would make mincemeat of the Mimics.

>>30680567
>MBTI
Pseudoscience.

>>30680588
This.

>>30681430
This

Has anyone made a Blender model of Tempest?

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>>30682136
Oh wow.

>>30682136
>blatant Pinkie recolor

Disgraceful.

>>30683108
Holy shit

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>>30682136
qt

>>30683108
What the FUCK?

Glady

*unzips dick*

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>>30683108

I want to fuck inside her broken horn

I still can't get over the fucking broken horn. I don't know if I'll ever be able to get over it. It's sooo infuriatingly deviantArt tier, along with her whole design, the purple color scheme, black armor, scar across the eye. Seriously what the fuck, Hasbro, DHX, who came up with that, and who looked at it and was like "yeah, that's cool, that fits right into the fuzzy pony universe". The show had it's edgy moments before but this character, and the combat blips we've seen in the trailer, that takes the cake by a landslide.

>>30684467
add the fact she didn't even smooth out the stump.

>>30684692
Right? You'd think that'd heal or like chafe off to where it no longer looks like it just broke off yesterday. That would be realistic, and practical, but hey we need the "fresh out of a warzone" look. It's ridiculous.

>>30684772
what DOES happen IRL if you do that to an animal? Like, if you own deer and break the antlers off a male so you get that same texture as Fizzlepop, will the tip stay jagged or will it grow off?

>>30684467

I think King Sombra is worse. Tempest is at least somewhat attractive; Sombra has no redeemable qualities.

>>30685459
You'd probably never approach a woman like her anyway.

>>30685477

Nonsense. I like my women to be on the masculine side. I find them to be more approachable and down-to-earth, compared to say, women similar to Rarity.

>>30685489
Are you okay with somebody who isn't a servant though? As I want a servant and nodder, not somebody that actually stands up to me.

>>30685496

I'm flexible. As long as the relationship is a healthy one.

>>30685459
Sombra was very intelligent. He hid the crystal heart well and set some clever traps to protect it. He also never really made any mistakes. Discord and Chrysalis foolishly underestimated the power of friendship and love respectively, and it led to their undoing. Sombra never wavered from his goal, he was just a fraction of a second too slow.

>>30685496
>As I want a servant and nodder, not somebody that actually stands up to me.
>not somebody that actually stands up to me.
sounds to me like you just an insecure bitch

>>30685909
No, I just don't like arguing.

>>30685935

Why were you asking me those questions, though? What, were you coming on to me? I wouldn't have an issue with it, as long as you're actually a girl and not some tranny.

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Tempest experiences noseboops for the first time

>>30685448
Most horned animals would regenerate (some so slowly though tip would still look broken years later), deers though do discard their horns every year and grow new ones, in their case breaking them in battle is a feature, not a bug

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>>30683108

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>>30683108
Official lewd artfag request!

how can i fuck something thats infibulated

>>30687026
Tempest baking cookies in a cute pink apron. I hate her design but I feel like she is potentially adorable doing stuff like that.

>>30687976
I know it's not lewd but I need this

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>>30687976

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>>30690575
I would so chloroform her and force fuck her every hole until there is a thick layer of pink sludge on her. (cum and her vag blood from the rapes)

How would you go about and charm a girl like her anyway?

>>30691857
Food. Bitches love food.

>>30691870
The online thing I can cook Well are salads, benauwend NEET and all

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>>30691269

In Soviet Equestria, Tempest Storm rapes you to death.

>>30692021
I know how to ghetto-weaponize chlorine, make regular bombs, have a sword, have a shotgun and revolver.
Virgin powers go!