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/sun/ | Princess Celestia Thread

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It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.

A new month means new beginnings. Out with the old, in with the new. Or perhaps a welcomed change to something already in place? How do you think Celestia's schedule effected by the transition from one month to the next? Do you have some sort of goal for this month?
I know I'm working on finishing some green after a long absence.

Sun-day archive: https://pastebin.com/F2iArQf1
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Best Mom-Poner
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>>30672031
She needs foals
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>>30672042
>Celly makes breakfast for her little foals
>Everyday she decorates it in a fashion that will make them smile
>She does it only because she loves to see their smiles, as her first reward for the day
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>>30672005
Praisin'
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I'm not even a morning person but I got up to praise fám
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Where's the jiscord invite
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>>30672005
>Getting worfed again in the film
I don't even know why they bother putting her in at this point. It's an unending train of humiliation and disaster. I miss enigmatic, collected, chessmaster Sunhorse of earlier times.
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>>30673080
I agree.

I fell in love with mysterious reserved chessmistress Sun Goddess S1 Celestia. The more the writers show us of the character, though, the less attractive she seems.
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>>30673419
>The more the writers show us of the character, though, the less attractive she seems.
doesn't that mean you like your idea of her instead of the real character?
inb4 they changed her character
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>>30673464
Not that anon, but:
>doesn't that mean you like your idea of her instead of the real character?
To some degree, yes. Then again, so much of what I fell in love with was what was left unsaid - only hinted at or shown in the background.

The problem now is that more and more what they show of her is actively contradictory not just to her earlier portrayal, but to the world at large. Each successive issue only raises more questions that can't be solved by theorizing and headcanons; they fester and linger, fundamentally undermining the plots that they drive.

Celestia, as she was initially written, meshed well with the world because she was written as part of it. The problem is that the new writers have really moved on in what they want to show - but she kind of still hangs around, and they don't know how to integrate their vision with the rest of the setting and her initial portrayal. The result is a sloppy mess of contradictions and plotholes.

>inb4 they changed her character
I mean, they quite literally did. It's explicit at this point.
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So, apparently:

1. in Equestria they grow hot peppers that are literally the size of a horse's head

and

2. Celestia really likes spicy food.
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>>30673962
Either that's a really big pepper, or a really small pony.

Either way, I approve of a pony with no gag reflex like that.
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>>30674009
...and yes, the lack of a gag reflex is just one more reason Celestia is best pony.
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morning, sunmom.
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>>30673080
its the same reason people other than goku fight in dbz, or the same reason genos exists in one punch man. its to show you how powerful the enemy is so you can appreciate it more when the protagonist defeats them.
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>>30674034
...Worf?
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>>30674071
also because theyre the only ones that can raise the sun and moon due to their special connection to them as outlined in the journal of the two sisters.
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>>30672031
FILL

>>30672042
HER

>>30672056
UP
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>>30674680
do immortals regenerate their eggs
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>>30675199
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ded thread
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>>30676065
we're all ded inside, thats why
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>>30676205
A lack of sunhoers will do that to you.
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>>30676213
9/10 doctors agree a daily dose of sunhorse cures that awful concentrated feeling of fuck you on the inside.
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>>30676228
>9/10 doctors agree
That 10th doctor is more of a Derpy fan, I hear.
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>>30675266
fucking nice

but this also means they have to perpetually go through estrus and deal with powerful urges
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>>30676439
My headcanon is that when the ponies evolved sentience they became no longer subject to estrus, by the same mechanism that humans are the only primates not subject to estrus. There's a lot of evo-psych guessing about how this came to be--maybe it was disruptive and disadvantageous in the context of cooperation among the males of a tribe-sized group, but no one really knows--but maybe something similar happened to the ponies and the mares no longer either get strong urges when they're ovulating nor advertise it by courtship displays or pheromones.

Alternately, estrus is still part of their biology but due to the possible inconvenience it can bring, methods hormonal, magical, and otherwise have been created to suppress and control it, sort of like the way birth control became widespread in the West over the past half-century or so.

Either way I imagine that the Princesses, because they know their subjects put them on a pedestal halfway to godhood, and view them as "pure" and above such things, have means the others might not to suppress their own estrus and libidos, perhaps with rare and powerful magic.

Perhaps they are even very lonely, and have the instinctive desire for a partner who can be their equals--but who can be the equal of a Goddess? Perhaps it's lonely at the top.
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>>30675266
>You can't get her pregnant, because it works almost exactly like rewinding time; this means a zygote will go back to being an egg by the next sunrise.
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>>30676646
Hey now. Fuck you. Don't make me sad.
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>>30676646
are you retarded?
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>>30676844
Poor Sunbutt. She hasn't had an orgasm since before Christopher Columbus crossed the Atlantic.
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>>30676606
>Alternately, estrus is still part of their biology but due to the possible inconvenience it can bring, methods hormonal, magical, and otherwise have been created to suppress and control it, sort of like the way birth control became widespread in the West over the past half-century or so.
I prefer my pones being au naturel, thanks.
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>>30677307
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>>30676844
Nice to see you still can't be original to save your life, faggot.
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A good morning to praise the Sun!

>>30676606
I'm of the same train of thought. Ponies still have estrus but it doesn't turn them into raving nymphos. Might be more receptive to advances or even initiate "sexy fun times" with their mates but nothing like many fics make it out to be. I even think they have fertility spells/potions for when they WANT to have a foal out of 'season'.
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>>30679036
Who fucking cares you stupid nigger.
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>>30679184
>Copies others filenames
>Ree lemme lone nigger
Haha, who says /sun/ isn't civil
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>>30679198
Eat a dick, fag.
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>>30679616
But that'd put your mom out a job, young man.
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>>30676228
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>>30680071
Seriously, think up your own filenames, lazyass.
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>>30680071
lmao, love the file name fám
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>>30677662
I would love to have some pancakes, thanks!
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>>30672005
Why is Celestia hot?
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>>30681000
idk man just cus

also checked
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>>30681467
Stupid nigger
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>>30681479
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>>30681000
Because dat ass is canon
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Supreme leader
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>>30682282
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>>30681000
Trips compel me to say it again.

Lauren Faust's character design for her combines everything that is beautiful about horses with everything that is beautiful about swans, and adds aspects of a beautiful woman as well. The Princess is yummy.
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>>30683742
we /redsun/ now?
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>>30684516
Wow gay.
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>>30684516
She does exude grace and elegance if I do say so myself.
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>>30685132
Nicole Oliver's voice acting doesn't hurt either.

picture is based on Nicole Oliver. yes, she really looks like this, except for the hair and eye color.
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>>30685725
lookED. She's still lovely, but a bit too old to look exactly like in the source pic.
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>>30672005
this place needs a discord
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>>30684516
>forgetting the cool beauty of Luna and the sheer perfection of Fluttershy
i mean i knew sunfags were plebs, but WEW
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>>30685744
It's dead as fuck and when it's not it's gay as fuck

Ta-da
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>>30685755
Well, this IS the sunhoers thread, good sir.

I adore moonhoers also, and praise her also in the moonhoers thread.
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>>30685755
No one cares.
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>>30685896
Same here. I love and praise both.
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>>30685755
Luna doesn't have an ass though

And her proportions are a bit off, head too big for her body

Celestia's proportions on the other hand, are perfect.
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>>30686792
says the no-neck chump.
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>>30685729
That's true of so many.

There was in the 1990s a somewhat famous and popular Chinese cartoon called Neon Genesis Evangelion. Some are surprised to learn that the character design was done with at least one voice actress in mind. The character Misato Katsuragi was drawn to resemble voice actress Kotono Mitsuishi.

>>30686792
pls see >>30658345 for writing prompt
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>>30686827
>AIE
Hahah, pass.
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>>30686856
>it's about that silly anon guy, don't you know that beggars can be choosers?
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>>30686856
C'mon, I already wrote one for Celestia.

>>30662960

also one each for Luna, Cadence, and Applejack
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>>30686901
fuck off with your AiE bullshit already.
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>>30687219
I don't like it either, but why are you saging your post.

They're going to make us see this one through, shitposting, image dump, or otherwise.
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>>30687219
We're just praising the sun, good sir. Not all of us are as skilled at shitposting as you, so we have to make do with whatever we can.
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Are you going to start posting the jiscord link in the future

Or do we just keep hunkering down with the moonfags in theirs
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I would sell my soul to Belzebub and spend a thousand years in his rape dungeon just for this to happen ;_;
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>>30688029
;_; Sunhoers a best
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>>30688029
And you know you would do anything to protect her smile.
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Thank you for another fine morning Princess.
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>>30689081
>protect her smile
Tales of the Royal Dentist when?
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>>30690415
Fund it!
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I'm not bumping an image dump
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>>30691752
>spoiler
There's a reason most of us are ignoring this, you know.
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>>30691752
Faget
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>>30672005
Rape.
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>>30693041
It's a pity there isn't more of her in a regal humanized form. 90% of it is ludicrously bimboized shit, and even of what remains a lot is still just plain bad.
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>>30693365
something something Rule 34 of the Internet
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>>30693365
does this count? i think its the same artist, i really like this style
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>>30693365
I put in a request in the drawthread. Perhaps a drawfriend will grant your wish.
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>>30693549
The draw thread that's a constant fucking shitfuck of nyx cancer and not much else?

Neat!
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>>30693574
I didn't say it was likely, but if you don't ask, that guarantees you don't get what you want, true?
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>>30693392
Eh, it's a little bit but not too bad.

Don't get me wrong - I love lewdlestia. Sometimes I just wish there was some that portrayed how regal and beautiful - not just sexy, but actually beautiful - as she is in pony form. Something similar to pic related.

>>30693586
Not that anon, but I'll go ask. As you say, can't hurt to try.
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>>30694337
>low res version
fuck, in my scramble to beat page 10 i picked the wrong one
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>>30694346
It's okay.

>dat cake
>dat butt

You would cook for your waifu, wouldn't you? She seems to have kind of a sweet tooth. Or at least when we see her eating in canon, it's almost always cake, pancakes, etc.--something sweet. Would you bake pies for her?
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>>30694407
who honestly wouldn't
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HOW DO MAKE CELESTIA REAL
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>>30693616
That is a beautiful example.

>>30694407
>>30694413
I would try and bake or cook what ever her heart desired.

>>30695272
Too cute. Cosplaying as each other. Hnng.
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>>30696696
A drawfriend not long ago drew an adorable thing showing Lady Rainicorn (from Adventure Time) and Princess Celestia cosplaying as one another.

https://derpibooru.org/1459534
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>>30691748
I tried this several threads back, actually, and produced something creepy and fucked-up pertaining to obsession. Since I suspect it's just the same ten or so people in this thread every time, I will guess you've already read it.
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Celestia is a big mare.
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>>30698597
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>>30698597
>4 me

And that's why I love her. She's a big beautiful beast of a woman, with that long, lovely neck.
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>>30698313
I see a possible story there.
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My celestia body pillow is close to ripping in the seams, but I cant stop cuddling with it every night
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>>30701962
I really like this picture of her
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>>30701962
Celestia and Belldandy have never been seen together. It's true.
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>>30702502
There's one more of these. Where is it.
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>>30702602
How was that image made? I've used that as a Steam profile picture before and I'd preferably like to have one like that of Luna
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>>30702614
A few years ago someone tried to do a Celestia thing like the Luna ARG or whatever.

There were 3 images like the one posted.
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>>30702602
I have this one
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>>30702694
That's it.
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>>30700888
I find this one pretty cute
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>>30704786
Celestia just may be the cutest of them all.
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>>30702702
That makes me feel like she is stuck in a bad Picasso.
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>>30706033
"Content-aware scaling" does weird and sometimes amusing things to digital images.
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Don't leave Molestia out of the fun!
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>>30706271
There is not nearly enough art of her in latex.
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>>30706365
Oh, I dunno. I think there's a decent amount. Not a ton, but a fair amount considering latex is a more niche fetish.
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So, so true! But at least there are plenty of art of her glorious flank!
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>>30706388
And you can't spell "niche" without n-i-c-e.

...and apparently I can't find any more non-b&thro art of Celly in latex. Ah well.
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>>30706033
>The Coronation Of Guernica
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>But the plot!
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>Good Morning Sunshine
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>>30684516
Celestia would be the absolute best company for sitting shoulder-to-shoulder drinking hot chocolate and listening to the rain or reading books together by the fire. I don't imagine her as someone who believes in awkward silences either. Brief summaries of our day's events would be enough followed by blessed contented silence. Now If there were real substance to discuss, you would be hard pressed to find a better listener. She has a warm disposition, confidence and lacks neurotycisms. I'd challenge anyone who likes a calm environment to find better company--Hell, she'd probably smell amazing during all this as well since if she wore perfume she'd be practiced enough to apply it so sparingly it'd only be noticeable at intimate proximity. She knows what she's doing. It'd be like a signature just for you. In fact that would probably be one of the first variables she'd change to start hinting that she's interested in you as more than friends. Testing you to see if you notice when she changes scents. Fuck. I've never written a greentext but Celestia's the one who could actually get me to do it.
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>>30707947
Do it, please.
I crave for a little story like this.
It's fucking cute and id like a comfy celly/anon green.
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>Celestia has a really soft chest fluff under her necklace-thing only anon knows about and is allowed to use for intimate maximum-comfy-cuddling.

Hold me, /sun/.
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>>30698313
>mid left pic
M-muh heart and m-muh dick?
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>>30696175
I'm on it.
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>>30707947
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boop
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>>30708585
Aw, why is Cutelestia in bandages? Wha happen?
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>>30713813
>"Hold still, Anonymous, I see a bee on your shoulder."
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>>30708300
I'm gonna steal this for my greentext if I get the thing written.
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>>30708300
>>30715447
>you will never bury your head into Celestia's chest floof and listen to her gentle heart
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>>30716888
That's not where an equines heart is.
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>>30716968
I learned something today
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>>30716189
This one always gives me a boner. Just something about the idea of the mighty princess of the sun bowing down to suck you off, lowering herself literally and metaphorically, and looking up at you with those needy and lustful eyes...

Proud and noble figures being diminished is always top unf; doing it by choice for your sake makes it even more so.
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Oh no, image dump is not for 9

Blah blah blah, yadda yadda hey
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>>30708300
Oh yes.

I'd call her princess fluffball.
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>>30719773
>scorp the same everything dk
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>>30719807
Do you suppose she takes naps with her wing over her head, like a birb?
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Alternate universe where Celestia is just a regular Canterlot mare who frequently babysits her little sister Luna.
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>>30719938
I imagine she'd rather take naps with her wings wrapped around a cuddle buddy.

captcha: swan grove
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>>30719964
>fun-size alicorn Celestia

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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>>30672005
>Discussion time
What do people think Celestia's life was like before she took up being the ruler of Equestria? Are we ascension-fags here, or was she born that way? Into what kind of a situation - the offspring of yet other alicorns, to nopony important? Into reasonable wealth, or destitution and hunger? What exactly set her on the track of taking up the throne?

Yes, I am aware of the Journal and that it answers some of these. I'm curious what people's thoughts are, in agreement or against it.
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>>30720226
I have no idea what the journal says. I always preferred Celestia and Luna being alicorns always. And that as super powerful alicorns they became rulers due to ability. If unicorns used to use their magic to manipulate the sun/moon it just saves time and energy to have them do it. And once you're the ones controlling night and day and the ability of society to function you are the rulers of that society.
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>>30720226
My headcanon, which I've borrowed from a number of stories from different writers, was that Celestia and Luna were born sisters, but not born alicorns.

Celestia was a tall and slightly goofy-looking pegasus. Luna was a petite little unicorn.

They were born to the nobility but lived long and varied lives before a group of powerful unicorns magically converted them into unicorns, to defeat Discord. Celestia, having been born a pegasus, in an era when aristocrats were warriors, was a soldier herself, long ago. First in her nation's army, then, during the wars of unification, when her city-state fell, as a mercenary, as so many dispossessed nobles IRL did. Even after she was made an alicorn she wandered the world, her shape and status hidden. She was what we might think of as a priestess, though ponies do not have religion as we would understand it. She was a wise-woman and herb-witch, a midwife and healer. Only after centuries of this did she and Luna come into positions of power and seek to unify a fractured world--all of this centuries and centuries before Nightmare Moon. Celestia and Luna are thousands of years old and have had very varied and eventful lives.
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>>30719873
idk man i really like his art despite all of his critics

i mean you're not wrong but i still think its good
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how fitting i found this image in my celly folder to bump with before i leave for a friends house to play dnd
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>>30716888
stop hurting me this way.
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>>30720226

I want to believe that Starswirl the Bearded invited them to rule the country, sometime after he perfected his time travel magic and found out their future.

Word of god about a year or two ago says that there was also an Alicorn tribe around the time of the Founding of Equestria, but they didn't get involved in the events.
Wonder where they are now.
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>>30720439
I like both views of them either ascending or being born Alicorn's. one thing I really do like about the journal is that it was hard on the unicorn that raised the sun/moon, to the point that if they did it often enough they would permanently lose their magic.

>>30720539
I see Celestia more as being born a Unicorn, there are too many things that theory has going for it. The biggest is that she's the one that held the element of magic, she also founded/teaches at a prestigious magic school. Even her height, unicorn mares seem to be the only ones that are ever taller than normal (sassy saddles, fluer.)
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>>30721164
I like this one. Hot, but not disgustingly overinflatedly busty. And with a touch of that playful tone I loved in her early appearances too.
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>>30722441
Well, in terms of character concept, isn't she supposed to be everyone's ideal mommy? Isn't she the magical matriarch of a nation of adorable poners?

She'd kind of have to be bosomy. Maternal characters are supposed to be. She has to have either big bewbies or very soft chest floof. Maybe not both, because furry.
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>>30682282
>Someone on the animation team deliberately made her ass bigger with each successive season
I'll forever appreciate this unsung hero.
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>>30720226
I like to think Celestia was specifically ascended to unify the tribes and to embody all that a pony can and should be, while Luna was ascended because no one should bear that burden alone. And that over the years, she just twisted the tale of Hearths Warming to downplay the part she played in the unification and make out as though it was regular ponies coming together.
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>>30723741
Bosomy is one thing, and don't get me wrong - I appreciate a good-sized rack. Curves are good.

But as I mentioned about halfway up the thread it seems like 90% of her humanized art is gives her disgustingly huge tits. Like, 3-4 times the size of her head minimum, makes it difficult to imagine how she even moves, kind of thing.
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>>30724389
I understand, and I was kind of half joking.

Part of it is that some of the "humanized poners" fandom seems to have a fetish for cartoonishly exaggerated bodies. There are humanized pony pr0n threads in /trash/ from time to time, and you see bizarre anatomical impossibilities in every one--and not just with Sunbutt. Every pony they draw has enormous helium-filled zeppelins stuck to her chest, a waist like an ant or wasp, and then a gigantic bubble-butt. They look like they were drawn deliberately to be caricatures.

I have my own fetishes and my own interests, some of which would doubtless be considered even weirder, so I don't want to complain too loudly. I would like seeing more of Sunny Buns in latex, though--if anyone draws such things any more. Human, pony, even b&thro.
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>>30672005
hi mom
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>>30724430
Bimbos are fucking disgusting though. Its an insult to Celestia to be portrayed in that light.(different anon)
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>>30725659
Not all of it's bimbo shit.
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>>30672005
There's only one god of the sun and that deity is Gwyn you liar.
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>>30726192
then again there's Princess of Sunlight
and Celestia is a princess
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>>30726213
So she's not the god of the sun then only Gwyn.
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>>30726213
Gorgeous view ahead.
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i'm a pathetic coward and i shall burn in hell
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What if there were actual mothers browsing this board.
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>>30726766
I would say "hi, Mom!"
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>>30726213
That is terrible. Have a version that isn't shit.
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>>30726766
>biological women on this board
oh gosh my freaking sides!
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>>30728167
Glad that fags gone and only draws gazelles and shit now
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>>30727557
is this nsfw or am I seeing things?
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>>30728249
it's definitely nsfw, and it's one of my favorite images because of it
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>>30728296
it's a beautiful pic imo, that tiny nsfw detail ruins it tho
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>>30728249
>>30728296
You're just seeing things.

>>30728388
>that tiny nsfw detail ruins it tho
Wow faggot.
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>>30728388
>implying we can't revere her and find her sexyfine at the same time
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>>30729164
might need to up your brightness
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>>30729200
I was only stating my opinion, would gladly welcome pic related in my collection, but I like my pony folder clean
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>>30729765
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>>30729765
t. moonfag
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Anyone have a comfy Celestia encounter they want written?
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>>30730969
Oh god yes.

Or even uncomfy.

I need more Sunbutt writing. pls.
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>>30730982
COMFY, ASSHOLE, ALWAYS GO COMFY
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>>30730982
>>30730988
Ok, watcha want?
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>>30730988
I know rationally that's what I should want, but I have read too many darkfics in which Best Princess suffers horribly. Something in my brain wants a story where she suffers a little, then a viewpoint character bandages her wounds and apologizes tearfully and tells her how much he's always loved her.

I'm sorry, that even made ME cringe. I'm fucked up.
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>>30730990
some sweet romantic encounter with celestia preferably involving anon (or you know a self-insertable human character because we're all depressed here)
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>>30730990
Um, m-more time for thinking!

It's been forever since anyone asked this here, and I don't even know if you'll deliver.
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>>30731003
Usually what I wind up writing anyway lmao.
>>30731014
Take your time.
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>>30730988
NEVER GO FULL COMFY
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>>30729211
>being this new
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>>30731025
how about >>30731003 but with her sister instead
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>>30731025
If that's what you usually end up writing, stick with that.

I hate to say we're starved for green and a pain to write for, but, ta-da.
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>>30731054
I've written Sunbutt green but it's all either clop or dark comedy, and some of it is both.

Do you want pastebin links, or are you already horrified?
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>>30731077
C'mon man, you're not me.
>>30731054
Sure I guess, was hoping for a bit more to go on but whatever.
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>>30731085
>I was hoping for more to go on
Anon is on his first date with her and going out of his way try not to fuck it up or appear uncultured.
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>>30731085
is that a yes?

Here's my least offensive Celestia story.

My Little Pony: History is Magic
by Anonymous at http://pastebin.com/8TDLU2S5
Anonymous is a historian, and he really just wants to understand.
Tags: comedy, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, non-clop, adult situations
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>>30731116
Kinda boring and overdone, have something else on the mind now though, plus a page and an eight written of it. Student-teacher sort of relationship, edging into romance, if that tickles anybody's fancy?
>>30731143
>noodlexsun
haha
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>>30729164
No you're the faggot. We don't view Celestia as just some sex whore.
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>>30731290
>We
Stop. Doing. This. You're one person, we are a thread, you don't speak for everyone here.
I agree though.
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>>30731152
>noodlexsun
"Noodle?" I hate to sound dense but I really must ask you to explain the joke.
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>>30731347
Discord.
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>>30731359
>Dislestia
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>>30731359
...okay, I was thinking of the Gorillaz character and that was going some really weird places.

I guess Discord could look like a noodle. Or like a big letter "S" covered in consummate v's, with one beefy arm.
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>>30731376
Exactly what I was thinking, and meant, yeah.
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>>30731143
Holy shit! I remember reading this one and liking it a lot. I'd love to see you write something else with Celestia

>>30731152
that tickles my fancy
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>>30731440
The rest of my Sunbutt stories (Sunbuttery? "I can't believe it's not Sunbuttery") are clop, or at least cloppy, and some of them are seriously kinky and weird.

Are you asking for me to post more short descriptions and Pastebin links? 'cos I've got nothing better to do. But--and I don't want to sound like those twerps and their "trigger warnings," but some of this stuff is kind of fucked up and 100% of it is 100% NSFW. Just letting you know in advance.
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>>30731454
don't worry, I'm predominantly a moonfag and I just read a story about Luna the other day that fucked me up (NTR) and I think I'm honestly desensitized to any fanfic topic

hit me with those pastebins
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>>30731481
Mmkay.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Rugose and Squamous
by Anonymous at http://pastebin.com/e1g0PiME
A meeting with the Princess, in which previously unknown facts are revealed.
Tags: clop, comedy, kinky, Princess Celestia, tentacles, Cthulhu Mythos, cosmic horror

Prisoner of the Pretty Pony Princesses
by Anonymous at http://pastebin.com/zCJJaTJb
Human goes to Equestria and is immediately imprisoned as a dangerous carnivore. Why are all the ponies so afraid of him? Or--is it fear?
Tags: clop, comedy, femdom, bondage, Princess Celestia

Virgin Queen
by Anonymous at http://pastebin.com/w9YBmyFP which someone else saw and pastebin'd.
What if Celestia's a virgin? Cloppy black comedy.
Tags: Celestia, Trollestia, clop, black humor

White Room Story
by Anonymous at http://pastebin.com/DrrgZXEp
What does a goddess do, when she's in heat? And with whom?
Tags: Celestia, interspecies relations, estrus, clop

Stoned Sex with Princess Celestia
by Anonymous at https://pastebin.com/X1ZgitXF
Sunbutt has more vices and fewer inhibitions than you suspected.
Tags: Human in Equestria, Princess Celestia, gentle femdom, clop, adult themes, ponies on dope

Topping the Sun
by Anonymous at https://pastebin.com/CARd5Q5K
Princess Celestia asks a lot from her lovers.
Tags: Human in Equestria, Princess Celestia, maledom, bondage, clop, adult themes, adult scenes
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>>30731515
thanks, i'll get to reading these
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Would anyone mind giving me some princess celestia related weapon names for this rocket launcher?
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>>30732619
Daybreaker, obviously.
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I am confused

I was having a dream where me and my best friend we're meth manufacturers and working for the cartel but my Dorene was better so they planned to kill me so I escaped on a skateboard with rockets on it

I ended up going off road and on foot still being chased

When Celestia appeared and magicked them away and somehow I was turned into a foal and couldent move much and we went back to the castle

She was holding me and keeping me safe

Then it got kinda sad and strange

She whispered into my ear very softly, "you can come here any time you sleep and if you want when your done in the other world you can stay here too forever if you like and grow up as my child."

Her fur felt so soft and real
She smelled of a pretty summer day

;-; WHAT
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>>30732877
You have autism.
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>>30733105
This.
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>>30733105
But I wanna be her foal :(

>>30733113
:((((
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>>30733257
>Ablooo i wanna be her foal
I thought you wanted to be Luna's foal and wrapped in a blanket or some shit.
Either way, stop.
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>you will never be her foil
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>>30731290
>>30731304
>tasteful nudity
>being seen as some divine figure
>'some sex whore'
Man you people are retarded.
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>>30729164
>just seeing things

There is literally pussy and anus right there in the pic because the artist couldn't help but fuck things up. Also 'tasteful nudity' doesn't work on a feral being.
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>>30727557
so this board now allows clop?
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>>30734277
>implying you don't want to taste her nudity
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Reminder that if you still are watching the show you aren't welcome here.
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>>30734277
i dont see anything

stop imagining things
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>>30734277
Your posting style is really similar to that retarded autist that constantly gets banned for shitting up entire threads over something posted that 'he' didn't like.

What I'm saying is, kill yourself.
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>>30734549
Reminder that if you aren't still watching the show you aren't welcome here.
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>>30734573
Did you not notice the post ID went up when I came in here? In fact this is the first day I've ever visited the /mlp/ board itself. That's a shitload of needless paranoia coming from you.
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>>30734593
>he says
>when said autist ban evades every ten minutes
You tried.
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>>30734596
...dude, my first post in this thread, let alone thread series, and on this board for that matter was the post about naming a rocket launcher for tf2. You and everyone else who's insane and hostile as fuck seem dead set on pretending I'm whoever you're talking about, so I'm just going to go right back to /vg/ where I came from. There is no convincing you people and frankly I don't give that much of a damn to even bother because I'm not a regular here and wasn't looking to be. I figured people who had as good taste in pone as me wouldn't be as stupid as the usual, but I was wrong.
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>>30734637
newfag
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>>30734549
>fag of the fandumb
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holy guacamole, this thread just went straight to hell
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>>30734681
It's been like this for the past 3 years now, when did you get here
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>>30734681
that's what happens when you focus your efforts on looking for things to lash out against
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sunbutt
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>>30734952
Has the sunniest butt of all, and we love her for it.

Even when she is a vampire we can't help but love her. How does a vampire sun goddess work, anyway? We don't know, but we love her.
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>>30736063
d'awww.

>>30730969
Are you still looking for ideas or did you find one already?
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>>30731143
Not bad. Gave me a good chuckle. I could see a story there where Anon is a history buff. Wants to make early Equestrian History more accessible to the masses and works on a series of books. This requires much research. His meetings with Celestia slowly go from once every couple of months to weekly. Their friendship develops. Each can't wait until the next meeting to see the other and start finding ways to be "in the area" so they can sit visit for a little while. Comfy romance and loving couple happens.
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>>30736121
Shoot, I'lll still listen.
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>>30728198
What? Like Zootopia furfag shit?
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beautiful pony
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>>30736121
Post whatever ideas you got dummy. If that one writefaggot doesn't do it then someone else might get inspired.
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So, do you think there are crazy ponies who make up conspiracy theories about the Alicorn princesses?

>Celestia's been in charge for over a thousand years. Sure there's an election every few years, but SHE KEEPS WINNING THEM.

>MAYOR MARE HAS WON THE LAST SEVEN ELECTIONS! Has anypony even bothered to BUCKING LISTEN TO HER NAME OUT LOUD???
>THE BUCKING SYSTEM IS BROKEN, YOU IDIOTS!

>thEy'Re in lEAGue with humans. HUMANS ARE REAL AND THEY'RE CARNIVOROUS!
>THEY'RE BUILDING LANDING STRIPS AROUND THE CITIIES FOR HuUMANS TO Land and TAKE OUR r BUCKING TONGUES AND EYEBALLS WITH LASERS! ITS GOING TO HAPPEN!

>I HAVE A NEWSLETTER! I'M NOT crazy! I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS!

■⬥⬧●⧫⧫. ●● ⬥□& ■ ■□ ◻●⍓ &⬧ &■ ◆●● ◻□■⍓. ●● ⬥□& ■ ■□ ◻●⍓ &⬧ &■ ◆●● ◻□■⍓. ●● ⬥□& ■ ■□ ◻●⍓ &⬧ &■ ◆●● ◻■⍓. □◆ ◆⬧⧫ ●●⍓ □ ⍓□◆ ⧫■⬧●⧫ ⧫
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>>30740264
Is this pony's name Tinfoil Hat?
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>>30740279

Why not? I just grabbed a drawing of a crazy pony from my download folder but it fits, doesn't it?
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>>30740264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdEINFmMn4M
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>>30736247

This is everything I love in a story, right there.
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>>30740442

He's a beautiful lunatic.
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>>30740264

>Tinfoil Hat is a cray cray pony living in Ponyville
>Runs a barking-mad paranoid conspiracy newsletter with a few thousand subscribers and a weekly radio show
>Numerous personality quirks, like her tendency to wear tinfoil hats and bodysuits and she eats cayenne pepper on Cocoa Puffs.
>She's convinced that Cloudsdale is the center of a conspiracy to spread mind-control agents across the planet
>Beets are a government plot to infest ponykind with alien parasites as part of a population control scheme
>Humans are a real thing and created Ponykind long ago before the dawn of recorded history for some reason
>Alicorns know the secret, of course, but they aren't talking. Why is that?
>The humans are COMING BACK to enslave us all!
>The vanguard has arrived--there's one in Canterlot calling himself Anonymous!
>Celestia and Anonymous both find her hilarious and regularly call in with different voices and names to troll her
>Celestia is usually "Cheap Throat," a supposed ex-scientist formerly working at a top-secret research lab dedicated to reverse-engineering human technology
>Because the Sham-Wow had to come from SOMEWHERE. No pony could have invented it!
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>>30740644
>"My Princess, d-do these rumors not trouble you?"
>'They entertain me more than they worry me, My little pony.'
>'However, this blasphemy, though light-hearted and clearly the product of a troubled mind, cannot be allowed to continue.'
>'..Notify our Cleaner. Tell him there's a pest I want eradicated.'
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>>30740734

Perhaps Anon is the one trusted with the erasure. He's not a pony and he's physically and mentally designed by nature to kill things without the lingering emotional aftereffects, at least so long as they don't look human.

Celestia's little eraser, codenamed "Quiet Sanction." The only downside being that he does tend to stand out, being human and all...
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A long time ago I read a story about Anon engaging in gory bodily mutilation on Celestia because she is immortal and wanted extreme stimulation.

I wanna read it again.
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>>30741076
Was it the green where Anon showered in her blood?
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>>30741108
-----------------------Yes.
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>>30741076
>>30741108
>>30741124
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Fresh from the drawthread.
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>>30741393
Ayyy, is that Kakapo? He does some pretty good human!Celly.
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>>30741481
No name was given. It could be, I spoze.

Someone upthread asked for a humanized Celestia that was beautiful and dignified and regal without being excessively sexualized, s0...
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>>30741108
I'm still trying to find this story. Where is it?
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>>30741526
if it were up your ass, you'd know.
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>>30741532
It's definitely not up my ass. This clue is too vague for me.
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>>30741393
he draws ugly faces
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I found a picture.
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>>30741681
What the fuck. That was like that one time someone wrote about Spike sneezing dragonfire on Anon's dick and sucking off the charred, pus seeping result. Or that one time someone wrote about Anon smothering Flurry Heart to death and fucking the corpse.
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>>30741820
I think I've seen that before.

I'm into some fucked up things, so I can't complain too much, but the idea of hurting mai waifu is a boner-killer for me. It's just not my idea of a good time.
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>>30741833
Not that anon, but I'm one of those sick edgefags who gets off on the idea of hurting her consensually or not. That story, though... that's too damn far.
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>I want to put her into a woodchipper and have her magically reassembled and then cut off her head and fuck the bloody gushing stump
Why.
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>>30741915
Where can I read this?
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>>30741481
It's pretty obviously his style. Plus he lurks drawthreads so yeah.
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>>30741681
>the indestructible masochist
>to whom cartoon violence is harmless

"Hurt me," said the masochist.
"No," said the sadist.
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>>30741971
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Is a sunbeams mint painted killer's kabuto worth the 500 dollars just to have something that can be related to princess celestia in tf2? I guess there's also vivid plasma and morning glory, which are notably cheaper but Sunbeams has sun in it. Morning glory literally has the sun rising up above clouds though... maybe that's more fitting than angular beams of light shooting out of one's head?
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>>30742356
Your autism worries me.
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I think I'll just go for the morning glory unusual because the sunbeams one seriously just looks like the miami nights/disco beatdown unusual efffect but with a mono color, and that's cheap as fuck. Hell now that I realize that, I wouldn't buy it even if it was cheap.
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>>30742356
nigga you mean you tell me you can't afford to spare celestia one of your paychecks?
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>>30742356
>spending money on a dead game
if you're going to blow an absurd amount of money on something digital, at least make it worthwhile like csgo
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>>30742542
Csgo has no sun related particle effects.
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>>30742542
why it have to be particle effects? I used to have an M4A4 daybreak named Celestia and an M9 bayonet phase 3 doppler that I named Luna
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>>30742719
lol fuck responded to wrong post
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>>30741681
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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a-anyone got some more masochist Celly greentext?
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>>30742984
This came out of the old /sim/ threads. I personally love it, don't know about others: https://pastebin.com/8wWZX58m
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>>30741681
>rip her heart out and crush it
>"she is weaker than before now"

Well shit, I'd fucking hope so.
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>tfw you will never watch celestia rot alive after being stabbed repeatedly with a sewage coated shank
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>>30743238
That completely goes to shit when it continues into the morning.
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>>30743238
do you have the one where celestia's blood conducts the taser's electricity and she starts to catch fire internally?
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>>30743238
>>30741681
>tfw I read through all this shit unphased on just about all emotional fronts, and started thinking it was too tame, especially the second one
>after reading them I only thought about what I would do to add onto the things that happened, and how desensitized and deadpan I'd be while doing it
>desensitized to the point where I could end her life disturbingly without so much as even the slightest change in physical expression because none of this went far enough for my tastes

perhaps truly I am the monster, but those seriously felt held back a lot, and the first one was borderline comical.
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>edgeshit is the only thing that brings activity to the thread
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Boy gee golly fucking gosh does it suck not sharing someone's fetishes
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>>30743835
it's the only thing that lights up celestia's life anymore
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So, I'm reading "Friendship is Optimal," and I have some questions. If I emigrated to Equestria, and let Celest-AI satisfy my values through ponies and friendship, as a Celyfag, would she be my companion? Would she have to rewrite herself to fit my headcanon of Celestia, within her hard limits? Would she make a copy of Celestia to fill in the gap she herself would be unable to?
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>>30744233
Yes.
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>>30744233
As a Celyfag you wouldn't get the "True" CelestAI because it would be incomprehensible to humans. But you WOULD get your own private shard with a Celestia that best fits your parameters. If anything in this process really bothered you terribly she would just reformat you until you became a version of you that could deal with the best Celestia variant fitting your parameters within your shard.
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>>30745767
I'm not sure about that. Was "Princess Luna's Celestia the real CelestAI? I believe so, and I believe that she would absolutely be incomprehensible to humans, that wouldn't prevent a relationship from forming.

About that last bit; she needed Lars' verbal consent to modify him to be cool with being a pony. She would just manipulate me into being ok with being reformated, I know, but I can't help but wonder how future interactions would take place with CelestAI. If I would live with and love a stand-in like the protagonist's Butterscotch, what about when she needed to interact with me? She would, what, inhabit my Celestia? Appear alongside her so I would know who she was? I really liked the story, but it's full of fuck, especially for someone with feelings for Celestia.
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Oooh~

SLOW RIDE, TAKE IT EAASY
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Hey /sun/.
I have made a thing and felt like sharing it.
There's an uncensored version on derpibooru for those with the eyes to see.

Love.
/moon/
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>>30746879
The fuck
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>>30746879
am confus?????
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>>30743863
I like to imagine nice stuff, instead. Like Celestia ovulating and bring all needy and such.
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>>30743863
I don't come here any more, because I don't have anything in common with anyone: getting muddy is fun, but only if you have a bath and clean clothes waiting afterwards. Round these parts it's nothing but mud and unrepentant, mentally ill mud-golems
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>>30746879
wow it's fucking nothing
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>>30746903
That is image is... wow. "Art" i guess.
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>>30742984
I already posted mine in >>30731515. Don't know if it'll press your buttons, though.
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>>30746903
>>30747416
>>30747673
My genius will be understood. Eventually.
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>>30748811
Yeah, upon your suicide when they study your brain to find out exactly how one man could've been as autistic as you.

Fuck off.
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>>30748844
How come /sun/ never has good comebacks?
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No one cares, retard, try farming (you)'s somewhere else.
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See what I mean? You never know the right thing to say to make trolls leave. It's all just autism this and retard that. Look at me not giving (you)s like it means a damn thing.
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Is my meme /sun/ enough?
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>(you) will never experience the joy of obtaining the (you)s because you don't have autism and because getting the (you)s is not your only form of human interaction.

I sometimes wish for the simple life of a (you) farmer. Unfortunately a man can't survive on (you)s alone.
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>>30749027
A man does not live on bread alone but on every (you) that comes from the posts of anon
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>>30749027
This can stop now if you don't reply. Have a (you) of peace.
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What are you guys doing for the eclipse?
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>>30749380
I had no specific plans.

I am already hearing rumors of horrific traffic conditions as half the country tries to get to places from which it will be visible--in which it may or may not be raining or overcast when it takes place.

I'm sure someone will put pictures on the Internet afterwards, and for me that's going to have to be good enough.
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>>30749380
basically >>30749427
i'm not sure i can see it from where i'm located but i know people will be taking really good pictures
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>>30749427
this

otherwise I'll just be acknowledging it as another one of celestia's extra special days
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>>30749380
jacking off to /princest/
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>>30749380
Sadly I'm ~11 hours outside of the path of totality (before traffic!), and I can't afford to take multiple days off to go see it, so I'll be seeing around ~70% eclipse near me.

That said, I've got one of those pinhole-camera boxes ready to I can see it pass. I'll also head outside to watch it when it peaks around here.
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>>30749380
I have some time off to go see it where it's close to me, so I'll be watching it with friends
The glasses for it was really fucking pricey though
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>>30743435
Just my opinion--but I thought the comic relief bits at the end rescued it from being too bleak to bear.

I read it, because I adore Sunbutt (Subnutt?) and want to read anything about her that's smutty. But I could never bear to hurt her or see her suffer. You have your fetishes, I have mine, I guess.
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>you will never have an immortal extreme masochist horse gf who likes it when you strangle the life out of her every time you fuck but in reality death by strangulation is too vanilla for the both of you.
>you will never spice up your sex life by cutting/riping/tearing open her chest cavity and climbing inside to masturbate
>you will never get off on the gurgling sounds of her collapsed lungs, the fleshy viscera hugging you, and the body heat coming off her blood as it pools around you
>you will never cum inside Celestia

why do I even bother

pls no bully my strange tastes
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self-toastin'
http://pearlyiridescence.tictail.com/

love you /mlp/ xoxo
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>>30750263
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this thread better be up when I wake up
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>>30750623
Wouldn't want to disappoint
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>>30750263
Mai-Chan's daily life
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>>30690415

She may be an immortal, ageless physical goddess of an entire magical realm, but still has to brush after meals. And she eats way too much midnight cake. It ain't good for her teeth.

Cellie has caps, is what I'm saying here.
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>>30694407

>"Oh my..." she breathes. "It looks magnificent."
>Celestia is gazing in rapturous wonder at your creation, a great dome of slightly carmelized meringue, the surface intricately and elegantly swirled with chocolate.
>Just for fun, you'd carefully topped it with a perfect reproduction of her celestial sun cutie mark in golden almond meringue. "What IS this?" she asks.
>You're already slicing into it, cutting her a nice wedge out and placing it on a silver dish. "Baked Alaska, it's called. It's a favorite dish on my world," you say.
>She looks at it curiously, and not a little hungrily. "Is that...is that ice cream in there>" she asks, studying it closely. "How did you DO that?"
>"Human magic," you smirk. "I kept having to shove your chefs out of the way when I was making this," you say. "They were all a bit scandalized. Except for Banana Souffle, I think she was actually kind of turned on..."
>She laughs, the sound of silver bells in the chamber.
>The outside is still piping-hot from the oven, but the inside is a frozen miracle of layers of ice cream, a dozen in all, each a different flavor, and as exotic as you could find.
>All of it rests on a double layer of chocolate sponge cake, with a layer of chocolate ganache between them.
>You place her plate before her, along with a goblet of a nice chilled port. "This is so beautiful that I don't know if I WANT to eat it," she says, eying your creation with some combination of lust and wonder
>You sit across from her. "But you must," you say. "I created this to honor all five senses, not just sight."
>"Yes, I suppose you're right," she says. "But I can still regret the necessity..."
>She delicately forks up a bite and takes it into her mouth. Her eyes widen for a moment before drifting closed, and she makes a sound of pure, orgasmic pleasure.
>She swallows, and says, "This is...oh my...wow. Words are failing me here."
>You grin.
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>>30751786

>She eats slowly, savoring each and every bite, sipping the port between each. "This is like eating sex," she says. "I cannot BELIEVE that Equestria didn't have this already."
>You've already gotten her a second wedge and topped off her port, and you're munching through one yourself. There's plenty of it left, though you're going to swear off on the one piece.
>But you're pretty sure that the rest of it isn't going to last the night, though. Sunny's sweet tooth is the stuff of legends.
>"I'm pretty sure our worlds have a lot to teach each other," you say. "I'm also pretty sure I could prepare you a new dish a day for the next ten years without repeating any.."
>You're going to follow through on that. Just preparing a simple dessert for Celestia, your love, is more fulfilling than literally everything else you've ever done in your life. Fuck being a sous-chef. You'll settle for cooking for your love, and gladly.
>"You might want to save a bit of that for Luna," you say, jokingly. She makes a sound halfway between a growl and a groan of dismay, and grabs the dessert platter in her magic. "Mine," she says through a mouthful of ice cream, meringue and cake. "Mine mine mine." She sticks her tongue out at you.
>You laugh. "No, I'm perfectly happy to share with her," she chuckles, putting the platter down again. "Although knowing you, you've got one ready for her already."
>"And you'd be right," you say. "I'll surprise her with it at her breakfast, with some Blue Mountain Blend on the side. I think she'll enjoy it a little more than her usual bagels and nutella..."
>You clink your glasses together, and go on talking through the rest of the evening over your port, and your sweets for the sweet.
>It's a nice evening for you both.
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>>30749380

An offering of cake and wine to the princesses of the Sun and Moon.

And chickpea-stuffed pitas with cucumber-yogurt dressing. But that's more of a "me" thing.
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>>30751808
>Eating sex

the singularity I'm cringing into is going to consume the entire planet
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>>30751969

Meh, I got carried away with the hyperbole. Fuck it, it's late and I've been drinking, and furthermore, shut up.
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Would you love her even if Sunny developed an obsession with hiphop and challenged her sister to a rap battle for the ages? Would you lay down some sick beats with her?
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>>30752101
it'd make things much more difficult than they need to be but i'll manage
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>>30699759
I had the same problem, then a friend gave me another one for christmas
Pro Tip: If you're gonna have a body pillow, just use the one big pillow. 3 small ones isn't as good for cuddling
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>>30751744
There's a story on FIMfic about Sunbutt visiting Earth--a place in which magic is much weaker, and works sporadically, unpredictably, and randomly when it works at all. A preservation spell a dentist cast on an incipient cavity on one of her teeth stops working in the middle of a diplomatic event--and because of weird magical timey wimey stuff the previously-frozen bacteria get years to make up in an instant.

She collapses in agony and her retinue panics--interdimensional travel does weird things to different intelligent species, humans can't visit Equestria without being reduced to near-apes, Equestrians retain their intelligence but they become skittish and panicky the way real-world equines can be--and a horrible, horrible comedy of errors follows. She almost dies. And things she shouts at the veterinarians while she's delirious and in agony and not lucid from an assortment of drugs (not all of which, it was found later, were compatible with equine biochemistry) are taken by some listeners as a declaration of war. She almost starts World War III.

If you like to see her suffer, it's "It Will All Be Over Soon, Princess" by Lunatic Scientist.

He's a very skilled writer. He also wrote "Days of Wasp and Spider." I just can't read his work. It's bleak and too many characters suffer horribly, including pretty pony Princesses I love.
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why did this thread turn into masochism central
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>>30752263
Celly is a torture slut
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can we please start posting shit where celestia actually dies instead of pussyfooting around with all of this 'almost but not quite'

where is all the fics where things go horribly irreversibly wrong
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>>30752306
>actually wanting to kill your waifu
u suk
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>>30752315
the corpse doesn't have to decay for the same reasons that she can regenerate magically

it's a direct upgrade to a bodypillow
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>>30752263
Probably some abusefags forgot to take their meds, and are shitting up /sun/ this time around. Mental illnesses are like that.
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You wouldn't download a sun.
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>all this /b/-tier faggotry
this is why it should only last a week, drag out an image dump for too long and niggers show up thinking it's another bumpfest ripe for their shitposting
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>>30752101
>Would you love her even if
The answer is always yes.
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I need some links to the the extremely hot nut busting paste bins

Everything so far has been tame.
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>>30752251
Bad thing he died without finishing the Final Solution
>last seen May 29th
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>>30752842
>Everything so far has been tame.

She's a tame girl. You might even call her "ladylike."
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>>30752906
>Bad thing he died without finishing the Final Solution
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I got an idea for a greens (or fic) that has decent porn potential.
>obvious typical gay shit where anon ends up a resident in equestria
>gots the feels for celestia
>finally confesses
>only to get rejected in the most motherly way (gentlest should I say)
>filler shit happens
>discord decides to fuck with anon and some how give him a live clone of celestia
>anon doesn't know
>anon ends up with clone
>insert kinky porn shit and vanilla romance
>real celestial finds out
>more filler shit
>celestial gets jealous and slowly develops questioning feelings towards anon because of the way she sees him treat his clone
>more filler shit
The point is, that there is supposed to be a fatass porn goldmine with two celestias and other shit.Someone take it away because I clearly lack the patience.
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>>30753220
Which one of the celetias suffers a horrifying near death experience that doesn't phase them one iota?
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>>30753249
>celetias
back to your glimmer thread, abusefag
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>>30753220
Bit of an auto correct mishap further proving my autism
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I want to brush Celestia's mane
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I want to use celestia's mane as a hair condom while I fuck her
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>>30753504
>hair condom
???????????????
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Imagine poking a hole in celestia's neck and just stepping on that shit to watch the blood spurt out like a ketchup packet as you cleverly use trajectory and pressure coordination to paint pretty pictures on a nearby canvas
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Any fics about her menstruating?
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>>30753594
>horse
>menstruating
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>>30753610
I don't see any complaints about the ovipositing fics and horses don't lay eggs.
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>>30753644
Those... those fics are for changelings. It's still retarded, but changelings are pretty alien so whatever.
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>>30753677
how about you changeling your attitude
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>>30753691
Somebody call the burn ward!
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>>30751786
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>>30752251
>Lunatic Scientist
Man, that's a gifted writer. Bleak as fuck, but (at least for me) not so far gone that it's unreadable. He knows how to balance on the knife between overwhelming horror and hope.
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>>30676439
Source?
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>>30754949
not that anon, but its a cutout from the "anons pie adventure" comic
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>>30754976
this. The artist calls himself Pencils and lots of his stuff is on Derpibooru.
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>>30752251
alright part of that sounds heavily inspired from the moment in metal gear solid 4 where two of the characters die near instantly because they suddenly cure their nanomachine inhibitor things and basically get hyper cancer or some shit because the nanomachines were divinely holding it back, yet it was still building up all the while
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>>30755311
To be entirely fair it's an idea in fantasy literature that we see repeatedly.

Ever read "The Magic Goes Away" by Larry Niven? It's about a wizard who discovers a terrible secret--magic is finite and when it's gone, there is no more. He is attacked by a barbarian who has a magic sword that is actually a demon. The wizard throws a copper coin into the air with a magic spell that makes it spin faster and faster until it sucks all the magic in the immediate area away and destroys it. The barbarian's sword turns back into a demon and bites his hand off--but then the demon dies and crumbles away, because demons are magical too. The barbarian finds the wizard--whose anti-aging spells went away too, leaving him a toothless, half-senile old man. The barbarian, now short a hand, tries to kill the wizard, but the wizard stabs him to death with a non-magical knife, then goes staggering away to a place where his anti-aging spells will work again. All this is witnessed by his nubile young girlfriend, who is horrified and probably traumatized badly by the whole thing--and who realizes that this means every magitek civilization in the world will sooner or later run out of juice and fall.
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>>30752363
But I did! AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!
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>>30731003
Well I've been hypnotized to be like Celestia if that's close enough Anon.
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>>30756131
I want Nicole Oliver to stay.
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>>30752754
>>30752115

Good lads. You make an oldfag proud.
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>>30752251

I remember reading that story a long time ago. I rolled the ideas around in my head afterward--I DO remember that the humans who tried to visit Equestria were transformed in the transition into something resembling a monkey,.complete with fur and a prehensile tail, but I don't remember them becoming actually nonsapient. I found the idea interesting. What if anons in Equestria DO become sapient nonhuman primates, a la Planet of the Apes as the magic of the world around them turns them into what it sees as the best reflection of themselves? The transformation could be driven in part by their personality and mindset--a brawny /fit/ anon becomes some sort of humanoid gorilla-like or sasquatch-like creature with a lot of physical skill, a brainy one becomes something like a slightly more "humanized" chimp or bonobo (think Cornelius), a tinkerer-engineer type becomes something small with big eyes and deft dexterous hands on all four limbs, and so forth and so on. They're still themselves, with maybe certain personality traits magnified a bit, only now with a form that reflects their species' origins in an ironic, slightly humorous way that lets them more easily express what's most unique about them. The upshot is that one of Cellie's advisors and trusted friends is a literal ape: a builder/maker with four hands, a long handy tail, and incredible up-close eyesight, a warrior who's eight feel tall, covered with hair and built like a physical god (musky odor optional--not big a change for some anons, I know), a scholar who's short, robust and has a fondness for fruit and just figured out that he loves fresh termites, that kind of thing. A story could revolve in part around Cellie helping Anon come to terms with and accept his new form, since it's not going away. Please to enjoy my autism.

As for torture porn, ehhh. Not really a fan. I don't mind violence and bloodshed for the sake of a larger story, but edgy torturefun pretty much shuts me down.
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>>30681000
>Why is Celestia hot?

Fusion.
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>>30757334
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>>30753719

So, if Celestia is passed out drunk on a park bench, I should feed her eggs. Yeah, I can do that.
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Silly Cellie is best Cellie.
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Would you love Cellie, even if she had a full celestial beard?
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>>30757651
Feed or fertilize?

I am so, so sorry.
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>>30758132
>>30752754
Probably even more, actually.
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>>30758132
I would still find her very charismatic but I must admit the physical attraction would be more difficult. Masculine secondary sexual characteristics are offputting.

Even if she looked like an IRL horse, if she had the same personality and voice, that would be considerably less difficult.

Am I a bad person, /sun/?
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>>30758132
If full beard doesn't include the mustache, it'd be way easier.
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>>30682282
:)
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>>30758132
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>>30760933
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>>30758551

Great. Now I can't get the image of Celestia begging Anon to fertilize her nest full of eggs with his milt out of my skull.

>"You mean ponies DON'T lay eggs where you come from? How strange."
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>>30763038
>Great. Now I can't get the image of Celestia begging Anon to fertilize her nest full of eggs with his milt out of my skull.
>fertilize her nest full of eggs with his milt
>with his milt
>his milt
>milt

I am well aware that it's a biological term. But I could not pass up the pun.

Also.

>"Anonymous! Anonymous! I've just laid a clutch of eggs!"
"I. Uh. What."
>"And I want you to fertilize them for me!"
"What is this I don't even"
>"You fertilize eggs with your milf, right?"
"Baby, the only milf here is you."
>it was a day when just one letter made all the difference
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>>30763206

I needed that. You are a beautiful, beautiful person, Anon.
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>>30757209
From my memories of the story, humans don't quite become nonsapient, and are capable of communication afterwards--but take a pretty severe IQ hit and basically sit around saying "Wow! I have a prehensile tail! This is awesome! Wow! Look at my awesome tail! Oh, you have one too! This is now twice as awesome! Wow! Did you know I have a tail?"

Ponies' minds after making the transition to our world are still affected but not nearly so badly as ours are when we visit theirs.

Which kind of puts the kibosh on budding interspecies relationships, I guess.
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>>30763610
>puts the kibosh on budding interspecies relationships

I mean, for that exact specific universe that 'fic is written for, I guess. It's not exactly gospel and canon facts because it's written well.
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>>30763939
Well, certainly I don't think any humans going to Equestria under those circumstances are going to end up with their waifus.

And Equestrians on Earth are apparently significantly de-cutified, turning mostly into pastel-colored Shetland ponies, some with decorative wings and horns, as magic doesn't work here. Celestia is a petite and dainty Arabian mare with tacked-on horn and wings instead, apparently--and charming and charismatic though she is, looking like a real-world horse is maybe a little less likely to draw a lot of admirers than the manner in which the show's artists draw her.
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>>30763367
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>>30753220
Does the clone know she's a copy? If you put the two together is there a way of distinguishing them? And is one actually a human, and the principal of a high school? Either way there is potential for feelz to be found in this fatass porn goldmine.
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>>30751808
>food porn with Best Princess

I shall have to think about this and maybe write, if only because--autistically enough--I have also had fantasies of cooking for her.

What if an equine's palate isn't quite like a human's, /sun/? We see them eating things that humans can't, like processed hay products, and assorted flowers and suchlike things that might even be toxic to us. Is it possible their sense of taste is different?

IRL equines have a sweet tooth anyway, to the point where if the typical horse could eat fresh fruit with no limits, he'd get the diabeetus, for reals--he'd consume sugar past his body's ability to deal with it, to the point of harming his own health. And humans have a sweet tooth too, maybe as a result of evolving in an environment where things like honey or ripe fruit were rare nutritional treasures to be competed over.

If you magically bring an Equestrian poner to our world, can they still eat the same stuff, or is their metabolism magic? Or has their metabolism changed since they began practicing agriculture, to adapt to the changes in diet that this allowed?

IRL horses have a sense of smell much better than ours, maybe not quite up there with dogs bred to hunt by scent but close. Would this mean they like their food less spicy than we do? Maybe it's another reason we see them eating sweet things so much--the savory spices we put in savory foods (think garlic, horseradish, cayenne pepper, whatever savory herbs) are overwhelming to most of them and they can only tolerate them in tiny amounts, much smaller than a human cook would use (would humans find an Equestrian cook's savory dishes bland?). Chocolate or cinnamon or vanilla are not nearly so overwhelming, and go well with the sweets they love. Maybe?

I'm just thinking out loud here. Comments welcome.
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>>30764891
First off, I've often thought that the three tribes have somewhat different diets to begin with. Not a scientist, so I may be completely talking out my ass, but:
> Earth Ponies can grow what they want, and so have no special affinity for any particular type of food. Pinkie Pie aside, they do not typically have a "sweet tooth" are also have a metabolism more dependent on activity levels.
> Pegasi were originally used to living in a relatively food-scarce environment, where foraging trips would be made to the ground before returning to safety in the clouds. As a result they show a distinct affinity for protein-dense foods on which they could gorge themselves before going short on food a while. Sugary food are also favored, for similar reasons.
> Unicorns were not so dependent on individual moments of feeding but instead it is the use of magic which takes a toll on their body. Unicorns tend to err towards carb-heavy foods, which they consume immediately before or after great acts of magic to compensate for the energy taken from their body. Incidentally, this also makes them more tolerant of blood sugar swings.

The question is, which of these do alicorns follow? Does it vary between ascended or pure-born? Or can they switch around at will?
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Happy Sunday, Anons.
How've things been for the past few months? I hope it's been well for all of you. h-has the shitposting stopped?
I don't mean to blog post here but I was gone for around 2 years. Then I came back earlier this year in April and May,had some conversation and saved some nice images, but the threads weren't in the best shape and I wasn't really feeling it. I never really stopped caring about Celestia at any point but the show changed some things about her and I just didn't think about any of it as often I guess.
Ultimately the reason I'm back is because of a dream I had a few nights ago. I think I was in a very ornate palace, walking and talking with a friend when I saw her standing in the foyer below, and I was suddenly very determined to speak with her. My friend sort of vanished and I went down a slightly glowing golden escalator to her. When we met there was an amazing hug and despite how nice the conversation must have been I don't remember much aside from one thing.
> "I've really missed you, Anon."
And when I woke up I realised I really missed her too, so here I am again. Feeling a bit warmer just thinking about it honestly.
But life stories aside, how have things been for you guys and these threads? I assume the same people from a couple months ago are still here since that's sort of how this place always is.
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>>30766471
You're a faggot for abandoning your waifu even a little, but at least you learned your lesson. You think she's not watching? If you are, you thought wrong.
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>>30766493
It wasn't purposeful abandonment the first time. Just a slow drift away.
The second time was a result of factors outside my control since I can't stop other people from wrecking a thread.
But I'm here now, and hopefully I'll stick around this time. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll see her again soon.

And I have enough pictures of her to image-limit a thread all on my own, so I have to post them somewhere.
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>>30766525
Can't argue with that, the only response to shitposting should be posting more thermonuclear horse.
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>>30766493
oh look at this, I actually ran into someone on tf2 using this pic as an avatar, think their name was something like misnos.
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>>30764891
>I shall have to think about this and maybe write, if only because--autistically enough--I have also had fantasies of cooking for her.

DO EET! I mean, I shared my autism with the class, someone else can too. I'd been interested in how their diets would differ from human norm anyway--what kind of foods they might eat that a human couldn't since we've already seen that they eat flowers, hay and such. Imagine the reaction if poison oak is on the menu in a mixed green salad...
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>>30767124
>tf2
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>>30767124
omg small world, mirite?
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>>30746879
>>30748811
No I get it, this was beautiful and I went to bed last night thinking about it.

It's sad as shit. It's like watching a drug addict gradually lose themselves. And by the time you get to the end, the picture isn't arousing like it would ordinarily be; it's just tragic and depressing to look at. Because you know you're seeing what used to be such a wonderful person who would never dream of doing something like that, sink so low, and be so empty inside so as not to care anymore.

I thank you for making this. And you write and use pacing masterfully.
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>>30767969
don't be so jaded to the world anon, that's unhealthy
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>>30769061
Call me edgy but I would honestly love celestia a little more if she looked like this but still behaved the same way as if it ain't no thing. I love skull faces for some reason, always thought they were cool on any character that ended up with them.
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>>30769424
i get you, i still think shes cute in that picture
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>>30672005
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>>30771413
stoned princess is stoned
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>>30766471
Welcome back Sunfriend. Remember to train, get gains, and love your waifu.
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pg 9 sunbump
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HERE IT COMES, HERE COMES THE ECLIPSE.

ARE YOU PREPARED?
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>>30774061
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>>30774061
>tfw australian and will never see a total eclipse
You guys had better describe the experience in great detail and provide pictures of the different stages and how things look around you when it's being blocked out, please?.
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Who's ready to fuck their eyes up beyond repair
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>>30774505
You can safely look at the sun during the period it's 100% eclipsed, the corona isn't bright enough to burn your optical nerve.
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>>30774537
how generous
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>>30774505
>mfw I looked at the sun once when I was little
>been sensitive to light ever since
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>>30774155
Not in the path of the current eclipse, but I was in Japan for the annular one. It was neat; things got a little quieter, but not a whole lot, and the light dimmed to about the same level as if there were heavy cloud-cover, but at the same time, it was clearly from a point source, rather than the diffuse light you normally get. Maybe it's different because it was an annular eclipse, but although it was cool, it wasn't nearly as much as my imagination had led me to think it would be, so don't beat yourself up too hard Anon. Let's just Praise The Sun, and be thankful for DayHorse.
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>>30775158
That makes me feel a little bit better about it, thanks Anon.
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>>30775158
>imp-fucking-plying
>>30775187
You're missing out on SOOOO MUCH. Holy shit, you should seriously consider suicide.
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>>30775217
God damn it, I've been had.
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>>30774155
April, 2028 my dude.

And yeah, there are things that make it worth it imo. I was there for an annular one in the US and the lighting effects are strange and beautiful. Though what I'm excited for is the "shadow band" effect that occurs about 60 seconds before and after a total eclipse.

If you're near something bright like concrete or a white cloth, you might see something like rapidly moving snakes or smoke made of shadow moving on the ground away from you.

I'll be sure to keep ya updated.

>>30774505
>tfw always able to stare at the sun for long periods without lasting damage
>but I ended up developing the reflex to sneeze in response to bright light
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It's cloudy. Overcast. Can't see the sky. Can't see the eclipse.

Just fucking kill me.
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SOON

You can't really see much through the phone camera and these glasses but it looks like a pacman right now
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gladly I sacrifice my eyes to my goddess of the day.
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>be kid in elementary
>get told we'd be skipping some boring lesson to go watch the eclipse
>no idea what that is but it's better than school work
>make some weird shit involving a box and paper or something
>go outside on the playground with it
>"look, children, the eclipse!"
>look up
>what am I supposed to be seeing.avi
>get bored and go play on jungle gym
It's just another monday.
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>celestia will never piss on your face
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>>30776296
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Almost there

It's getting dark out here
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Celestia give me the deluge of sunny delight
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That was fucking awesome, it got pitch black. Couldn't see anything.
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Well I don't have a 8000 dollar camera but that was amazing. Everything got dark and cold, like late in the evening, and there was a huge black hole right in the middle of the sun. It only lasted a few seconds

you can see the eclipse in the shadows
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>>30764820
Ones got the royal getup and the other doesn't. And the clone does know
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>>30776990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVVyjSOMiYU
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You're right!
Why don't I just hit the bump limit now!
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>>30774155
So, I wasnt able to get pictures but it's a surreal experience.

You first notice the sky turn slightly grayish about an hour before the full eclipse. The wind dies down, and the temperature slowly begins to fall.

You don't notice a change until about 20 or so minutes before the eclipse, where the lighting seems to have suddenly become dimmer, yet sharper. Shadows begin to become more focused and detailed on the edges, and pinhole shadows start to become crescents.

It starts to become very noticeably cold, and the animals quiet down. A few minutes before the eclipse, the ground will appear to be moving, as serpentine like shadows slither across the ground away from you. A few seconds before, you see a great purple wave of twilight rapidly consuming the sky from the horizon as the "diamond ring" appears.

Then there's a flash as the Corona comes into view, and there you see the full eclipse. The animals, bugs, and birds are silent, the wind stops; The world is silent. The eclipse is brighter, and looks a tad bigger than you may expect, but the sky is dark enough to see a few stars, and planets.

A brief few minutes later, the ring appears and the world slowly reverses to normal. The sky brightens, and the winds carry warm air. Two hours later, it's like nothing even happened.
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Call it done.
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>>30778186
It is done.

>tfw Tia will never touch you with her noodly appendage
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>>30778172
Turbo jealous. ~11 hours outside of totality here, it maaaybe got a little dimmer here but really not much to see.
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>>30778565
It was mostly cloudy and overcast here.

At some brief moments the level of cloud cover was just enough that you could see the partially covered silhouette of the sun through the clouds. I don't live in an area that got total coverage.
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>>30778801
Yeah, clouds rolled in an hour or two before maximum here as well. Still spotty enough that there were plenty of moments of complete sunlight, though.
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Because dating Tia in human form might have its challenges.

>you walk into your favorite restaurant
>Bu Fe Chinese, of course
>get a table for two, for the buffet
>oh shit, what are you doing, Tia?
>she's hijacked the dessert cart
"Tia, I'm not sure--"
>"I'm hungry, okay?"
"Sunny, honey, are you sure you can eat all that?"
>"I eat more than this all the time."
"Yeah, but most of the time you're, um, different."
>"Trust me. I know what I'm doing."
>an hour later she's collapsed over the table surrounded by empty cake pans and pie plates
>her face is smeared with chocolate icing
>the wait staff is agog
>other patrons are staring too
>she lets out a ladylike small belch
>you're definitely gonna leave a bigger than usual tip today
"You okay there, sweetie?"
>her response is another belch
"Am I gonna need to put you on a hand truck to get you home?"
>she sticks her tongue out at you
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wtf
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>>30779697
it's called Page 10
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>>30779724
sucks
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>>30779777
Trips compel me to reveal the secret: it'll be back on Sun-day, friendo.
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Goodbye, goodbye...
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>>30778172
Man, no wonder people in the old days freaked out when this happened. Thanks for the story.
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