Incestuous Relationships Thread:

>>30671052
I would love to lick her tits clean

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You wouldn't breed your sister while she sleeps

>>30671052
http://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6
Sorry it's 2 am here. My mistake

>>30671067
Yes. Yes I would. Especially when I watch her read the porn I leave in "convenient hiding places", and then give her some "drugged" water to help her "sleep" a few days later.
>>30671094
HAIL THE MADMAN, HAIL!

>>30671067
Because I'd be too busy breeding my daughter while she sleeps.

>>30671067
>not "You will never wake up only to find your sister Sunser with her ass in the air and, coincidentally, in your face."

wasted that image desu

>>30671094
>You will never suck on her small perky sensitive tits.

>>30671095
He's not madman.

>>30671115
You know what, your right, I retract my previous statement calling him a madman>>30671095
HAIL THE HERO WE DONT DESERVE, HAIL!

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>You will never mating press your thicc, autistic mother, her feet pushing on the back of your head to encourage you to kiss her emotionless face as your arms wrap around her soft legs and death grip her breasts

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You wouldn't breed your barely post-pubescent sister.

>>30671143
>Navi
fuck off, we only accept Tatl and Tael

>>30671052
She looks very sticky, stinky and unappealing in this state.

I thought proper new thread 4chan etiquette was to list all pastebinned greens from the old thread at the start of the new one?
Or am I wrong about that?
Well, in case anyone missed mine, here's my incest story from last time.
https://pastebin.com/9A7YGiCG

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>>30671105
Feels super bad, man.

>>30671167
Oh we have a shit ton of writers and stories, so it became inconvenient you get them all up there. You are right in thinking that is the etiquette though, which is something we do follow. Its just that we throw everything into the pastebin in the OP to save everyone time. You probably do want to go and check if your in it yet though.

>>30671167
Sorry about that man. I went full retard. This is what happens when you make a thread at 2 am.

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>You will never give mommy a relaxing massage after a tough day at work

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>Anon is Babs' twin brother
>She starts out kind of tomboyish, but then she really fills out after puberty
>You occasionally have fantasies about your sister, but after a cold shower, they seem to fade
>Take a trip to the farm for Apple Family Reunion
>It's actually a secret incestuous orgy
>You see Aunt and Uncle Orange lead AJ into the barn
>Big Mac and Braeburn start running, hand-in-hand, towards the tool shed around back
>Granny Smith asks Uncle Strudel when's the last time he's had a "good ol' fashion gummer"?
>Aunt Applesauce and Goldie Delicious don't even leave the picnic table, they just lift their frilly dresses and start grinding their open-faced, roast beef sandwiches into each other
>An already nude Applebloom walks up to greet the both of you
>"Babs! Anon! Ah'm so glad y'all made it! Why don't y'all two hurry up and get nekkid and follow me to the clubhouse. I got a buncha new 'toys' we can play with all weekend!"

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>>30671244
>>Granny Smith asks Uncle Strudel when's the last time he's had a "good ol' fashion gummer"?

>>30671275
Shit...that just sounds really comfy actually.

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>>30671288
It truly does
>tfw no soft family member, or just any female you love or at the very least share a bit of mutual comfort with, to snuggle up with

>>30671275
We both know you're not him.

>>30671067
For the love of all that is unholy, someone get on this

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>>30671318
wot

>>30671328
>He doesn't know madman.

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>>30671094
>>30671105
>>30671201

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>>30671348
We all know that feel.

>>30671275
>>30671288
>>30671310
>wake up every morning with your head cradled and supported between her pillowy soft breasts
>wake her up by massaging her mammaries
>start the morning by milking her by hand and using it to cook breakfast with
>chilling what's left to be drank later on

>>30671207
I am not in there yet, though I don't know how to get in there.
>>30671052
>"Hah! Told you you didn't stand a chance, loser!" Your sister gloats, breathing only half as labored as yours.
"Yeah, yeah, you win, big whoop," you reply, hands on your knees and panting while you glare up at Rainbow Dash.
>"Damn right big whoop, because that means you're buying the tickets," she shoots back, flicking you on the nose. "So say bye-bye to that allowance of yours. And on the same day you got it. Ooh, that must sting."
"Whatever, I'll get you next time when I get to choose the contest. Picking fifty laps around the yard was cheap and you know it."
>It really was, a soccer star challenging a weight lifter to a footrace was just unfair.
>The some forty pounds of extra muscle you have on the girl doesn't exactly make you aerodynamic.
>"Sure ya will, Bro. Keep telling yourself that. Now go get your wallet so we can get to the theater. The movie starts in half an hour."
"Fine, but you're gonna have to wait for a bit. I ain't going out covered in sweat, so I'm taking a shower."
>Straightening up and brushing past the smaller girl, you take some immature solace in the fact that the contact almost toppled her over.
>Hey, watch it! And who says you get the shower first? I'm not exactly smelling like lilacs here."
"Not like you do any other time either. And besides, I'm a guy, I'll stink up the whole theater before the previews finish if I go like this."
>"Yeah? Well, I won the race, so I say I get dibs."
"Oh yeah?"
>"Yeah!"
>The two of you stare each other down, a battle of wills transpiring between you.
>Any other guy, and they'd be grovelling at Rainbow Dash's boots by now, but you aren't just some guy.
>You are Anonymous, Rainbow Dash's older brother, and you will not back down.
>When the girl sees this, her eyes narrow.
>You spot her calves tensing, and yours do the same.
>Her advantage, her speed.
>Yours, your headstart and wide shoulders.

>>30671428
more

>>30671428
>>Any other guy, and they'd be grovelling at Rainbow Dash's boots by now
what kind of faggot

>>30671428
Demanding more. I need more green of my waifu in this thread

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>Be the brother of Celestia and Luna
>And your parents are dead.
>Which makes you and Celestia the new monarchs.
>Even if you are still pretty young and Luna isn't out of diapers yet.
>But you and Celestia rise to the expectations placed upon you as the young King and Queen of Equestria
>Perhaps a bit too much.
>But you had to do it, with your parents gone, no doubt the neighboring kingdoms might try something while they think the country is headless
>You two started sharing a room and sleeping on the same huge bed, getting real snug.
>The death of your parents did affect you both, causing you to be really clingy and also protective of Luna
>Thankfully, you have a group of wetnurses and maids to help take care of her while you have to attend court duties.
>Starswirl still tutors Celestia and you when you can afford it.
>Hormones kick into high gear, you and Celestia end up getting even closer during the nights.
>You later marry your sister at the tender age of 16.
>While incest in royal families aren't uncommon, it's usually with cousins.
>Nobody really dares to say anything though, your word is law.
>Become known to other countries as "that kingdom with the crazy siblings"
>Diplomatic meetings are always awkward for the other party because you two are really sappy romantics and they sure as hell don't want to say anything about it and potentially start a war with the foremost superpower.

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>>30671985
>"We would like to extend trade with your country; our own lands are lacking in iron, yet abundant in gold and precious stones."
>"That would be wonderful, wouldn't it my king~? We have a surplus of ores that would be better suited being exchanged." Young Queen Celestia clings to your arm.
"Agreed, the influx of gold will surely make our country more prosperous. We are already armed enough to take on the world. We shall meet you halfway and construct a trade route, for safer passage."
>Celestia gives you a peck on the cheek and rests her head on your shoulder.
>"I'm- *ahem* I'm glad that you are so agreeable, as a token of friendship, we bring with us a batch of precious gems, a gift." The monarch takes out a small box containing a sample diamond.
>"How beautiful, do you not think so, my love?"
"You know I'm not one for precious stones Celly, for I already have you, no fist sized diamond can compare to Equestria's greatest treasure."
>Celestia giggles and coos as she and you give each other chaste kisses and you start dipping into her slender neck.
>"Ah~ n-not in front of our esteemed guests darling. Hold on a little while longer~"
"If only I could!"
>The opposite queen chooses this moment to speak.
>"So these are Equestria's king and queen? May I vomit now?"
>"Hush woman! Let's not incur the wrath of these lustful brats, they have the biggest, most well equipped army in the continent, they command the best mages in the realm."

>>30671992

>You spoil little Luna rotten, giving her the parantage that was so cruely taken from you.
>Young Princess Luna considers you two to be her parents, a role you and Celestia take up gladly, going as far as giving the order to take down and hide away every portrait of the late king and queen while also outlawing even the mentioning of them by anyone when Luna's present, under threat of being thrown in the dungeon or worse.
>Once the wizened old headmaid didn't watch her tongue and she was promptly taken care of by your order while Celestia tried to convince a crying Luna that what she was just told, about how her parents were actually dead, was a lie.
>A shame too, that woman raised you from birth.
>That really straigthened the rest of the staff though.
>...
>Perhaps you and Celestia really belong in a gallery reel of crazy monarchs.

>>30671722
Well, when a girl can kick your testicles into a soccer net from across the field, you tend not to cross her.
>>30671428
>If you reach the narrow hall leading to the bathroom first, the shower's as good as yours.
>A bird's shit splatters the ground between you, and it starts.
>Making it across the yard in record time, you swing the door open and attempt to slam it behind you.
>Rainbow checks it into the wall before it latches and tries to dart around you.
>So you of course close line the bitch as is a sibling's right.
>You smirk hearing the air rush out of her lungs upon hitting the ground, but go flying forward when she hooks your ankle with her foot.
>She's up and running past you, but you catch her leg and bring her back down.
>Hoisting her back as you lunge forward, you take the lead again while she yells about carpet burn.
>The hallway is just ahead.
>Victory is yours!
"Haha! Smell ya later, Rainbow cra-Gah!"
>"You're gonna be the only one smelling around here, meathead, once I lock you out of the bathroom!"
>You try to dislodge Dash from your back, pulling at the arms locked around your neck.
>Damn, you never should have taught her how to perform a proper sleeper hold.
>The betrayal is real.
>Just as spots begin to form at the sides of your vision, you slam backwards, crushing your little sis between you and the wall.
>"Oomph!"
"Get. Off. My. Back. Women!"
>Five more slams dislodges the spider monkey and the shift in weight has you falling to one knee.
>"Fuck, are you trying to break my ribs!?"
"I'm trying to take a shower, so let me!"
>"Never!"
>Once again you're off, your sister and you fighting tooth and nail every step of the way until you reach the threshold of bathroom.
"Ah, Fuck enough! Enough!" you shout from the ground, reaching back to grab Dash and yank her towards your front.
>Some of your hair comes out in her grip.
>"No way! I'm getting the shower, doofus! I beat you here!"
"What? It's a tie and you know it, Rainbow Cunt!"

>>30672196
>It's a tie and you know it, Rainbow Cunt!
Time to share that shower.

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>>30671326
Second

>>30671985
>>30671992
I want more of this.

>>30671985
>>30671992
more pls

>>30671067
>You wipe your eyes as you walk into your sister’s room.
>Your sister was still asleep, she was laying on a square mattress.
>It looks like she was sleeping in again.
>It also looks like she was too tired to even lie down properly because she was face down, ass up.
>You walked over to her and run your fingers through her hair.
>There’s a little glimpse of a smile on her face and she lets out a content sigh.
>”Mmm~”
>Her smile grew and she sighed a little louder.
>You wonder what she could be dreaming abou-
>”Hmm fuck me…”
>Pardon?
>She starts to wave her back end slightly and her smile refuses to fade.
>You look at her to see if she’s gone crazy, but you notice her eyes are still closed and she doesn’t seem to know you’re there.
>You move over to her covered hips and raise the thick blanket.
>Her pajamas are getting soaked by something.
>You almost laughed aloud at the thought of your sister still peeing herself in her sleep, but you realize what that liquid ACTUALLY is.
>Looking down, you notice your morning wood is making a special guest appearance.
>But… Do you really want to do this?
>You bite your lip, weighing the consequences.
>A REALLY angry Sunset, possibly getting smacked up…
>Or sex.
>You decide that Sunset doesn’t actually punch that hard.
>She’s still scary though, even as you pinch the loose pajamas and slowly drag them down.
>A moan and groan tells you she’s still asleep and still very much happy in her dream.
>With one hand undoing a button on your boxers and the other pulling down her wet underwear, you prepare for the point of no return.
>Sneaking a peek, her scent suddenly becomes stronger and her knees part more as she adjusts herself in her sleep.
>You jolt back as Sunset suddenly pushes herself into your face and let out a begging moan.
>”Ermf, hard...”
>Panicking you look over her back and see she’s still asleep.

>>30672527
>You move up and take your still stiff member into one hand and place your other hand into her lady parts.
>Pressing a thumb into her little slit and pulling it open, you can feel her shiver and you can see goosebumps raise on her skin.
>”Cold…HMmm~!”
>Oh yeah, you forgot about that.
>Walking up with your knees you press your tip into her warm moisture but don’t dare enter.
>She disagrees and presses onto you just like she did before.
>But this time, now that she’s found you, she presses as hard as a sleeping girl can.
>Before you’re ready a surge of pleasure shoots through your body as an audible *shlk* also tells you that your tip slid inside of your sister.
>You move your other hand from her flower and place it cautiously on her plump rear and pull her onto you.
>Slowly and steadily, you can feel her warmth engulf every inch of your rod.
>She purrs as you finally reach the end, then you feel her inner walls tighten around you and let out more of what she’s been leaking.
>”So good, hmm.”
>You decide to give back and thrust into her gently, trying to start a snowball of pushing into each other.
>Leaning over her, now firmly grasping both of her cheeks, you listen to her groggy mumblings.
>”Love you… love me… Spoon.”
>Aw, her ramblings give you a new kind of erection. The kind in your heart.
>She presses into you more and you oblige and push back.
>”Mash… Pillow.”
>You notice her hands suddenly tighten as she grips her blanket and braces herself for your now harder pushing.
“Nff, I love you, Sunset.”
>Your heart-on stops as she slowly turns her head at you and glares daggers at you through tired eyes.
“…”
>”…”
>Her eyes flutter back closed and she turns her head back into her blankets.
>”Y-you too.”
>Holy SHIT.
>You keep thrusting into her faster so you can finish and get out before she can wake up.
>Her legs begin to quiver and shake as she prepares for a big wave of pleasure.

>>30672532
>Your hearts racing, you feel a familiar pressure start to reach its own peak.
>Then a new kind of warm embrace overtakes you as you shoot strand after strand of sticky seed into your sister’s garden.
>She shoves herself so that it goes deeper into her, you can still feel more seed pour into her and you can hear her moan in pleasure as she too finishes with a shiver.
>Finally, now you can…
>You pull back and meet heavy resistance.
>Her walls are clenched tight around you but as you both wind down you manage to slip out.
>Then a realization hits you.
>You just bred your sister while she was asleep.
>It becomes even more real as you watch a strand of your seed leak down off of her and into her sheets.
>The rest of your load seems to be too deep to leak out, which may be both a blessing and a curse.
>A blessing in that she might not know it ever happened when she wakes up, a curse in that she might get knocked up.
>Getting your clothes back on and snapping a few pictures, you get the Hell out of there.

>You haven’t seen Sunset nearly all day, you left and spent some time with friends but you can’t hide forever.
>Opening the door with the key under the potted plant, you don’t see or hear Sunny.
>You see a little note on the kitchen table, it reads “Gone out of town, will bring you two something back. Love, Mom”
>Does Sunny know? It feels like she up and left with them.
>You throw yourself on the couch and lay down.
>A quick scan shows there’s no t.v. remote.
>It’s always something.
>Looking at the floor, you see it just lying there.
>You reach down to get it but your heart stops as another hand reaches it before you can.
>There’s Sunny.
>She sets it down calmly on the coffee table and takes a seat on your knees, stopping you from getting up.
>This is it.
>She forces you down with her hands on your chest and lays on top of you.
“H-hey, Sunny, what’s the deal?”
>She smiles at you before burying her face into your neck.

>>30672536
>”I just had a strange dream about my brother, is all.”
>One of her hands snakes its way under you while the other coils around you.
“Yeah? Well, what was it about?”
>She hums as she rolls over you, chest-to-chest, face-to-face.
>”Well, it was very odd. When I woke up, my best brother was gone and I just SOAKING in my own juices!”
>You feel her nails dig into your skin and her legs get tense and suddenly feel heavier.
>”So I took a shower, got cleaned up, and realized it may have been very real!”
>Her stare, although showing no anger, felt like it was going to burn a hole into your forehead.
“I think you’re overreacting to a silly drea-“
>She suddenly leans in and starts to whisper into your ear very quickly.
>”Mom and Pops left, they’re going to be gone all weekend. I’m going to shove myself onto your cock every waking moment they’re gone and I’m going to use you for as long as I want.”
>One of her hands reaches up to your head and forces both of your heads closer to make her message even clearer.
>”If you don’t do it I will tie you down and FUCK you until you LOVE me so much you won’t even want a girlfriend that isn’t me.”
“You’re throwing change at a homeless man in hopes of hurting him, Sunny.”
>She bites your neck lightly to silence you and whispers even more menacingly.
>”You have no idea, do you? You’re going to pump me full of babies and you’re going to be the best father you can be or so help me I’ll crush your pelvis with how hard I’ll ride you.”
>You recoil at the thought before she finishes.
>”Also I’ll tell Mom.”
>Needless to say, she wouldn’t have to.
>You had a great weekend and you’ve got a great sister.
>But, she never let you live it down.
>She’d pass by you in the hall or while you were on the couch and whisper things.
>”What are we going to name this one?”
>”You wouldn’t mind being Anon Senior?”
>”You wouldn’t breed your sister, would you?”

>>30672539
And that's that.
Damn it, I was in the middle of writing a ScootalooxDad but the thread died. This was just as fun, though.

>>30671067
>>30671326
>>30672279
Third.

You will all be BTFO'd and cucked by Chad Thundercock.

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>>30672539
You gonna write more like this?

>>30672539
wew lad
anticipating more
>>30672684
>>>/reddit/

>>30671067
>You wouldn't
That's bullshit lies, right there. She'd never know I was even fucking her until she noticed her stomach was starting to grow.

>>30671127
>She will never stare at you blankly and state matter-of-factly that she loves you
>You will never know that she absolutely means it

>>30671164
And now you can help her take a bath. It's win/win.

>>30671244
>The shock of finding out of the existence of a secret incestuous orgy is too much for Anon
>It takes a few minutes for it to sink in
>Everyone around him is having sex and he's just sitting at the picnic table eating his sandwich
"Huh."

>>30671985
>>The death of your parents did affect you both, causing you to be really clingy and also protective of Luna
>No mention of Luna calling you and Celestia "daddy" and "mommy"

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>>30672539
>>”If you don’t do it I will tie you down and FUCK you until you LOVE me so much you won’t even want a girlfriend that isn’t me.”
O-Oh, my...

>>30672539
>and you’re going to be the best father you can be
It's too early for this combination of feels and arousal.

>>30672919
> >Everyone around him is having sex and he's just sitting at the picnic table eating his sandwich
> "Huh."

10/10 would eat with orange soda

>>30672196
Waiting for next part eagerly

>>30673077
The shock lasts as long as it takes for busty Applejack to invite him over for a threesome with her and Apple Bloom.

>>30673501
And where is Babs by that moment?

>>30673546
Waiting for them so that she can turn it into a foursome.

>>30672196
>kicking people in the balls
am i seriously the only one that gets absolutely livid over this

this is the shittiest fucking thing you can do to someone
you deserve to have your ovaries cut out for it

>>30673841
Anon gets back by cunt-punting her. It's like a love-hate relationship only without the love.

>>30671003
Sometimes the air stays still for long periods. When that happens, it's perfectly fine.
>>30671014
washing them?

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>Your weird sister Maud has been inappropriately close to you forever, but oh well
>She's always crawling into your bed and snuggling and touching you in places
>And those places might be, like, your face. or sucking your nipples.
>As you grow up you just start fucking without even realizing what you're doing
>One day your parents catch you and send you on a little vacation with relatives for a week
>But they call you back urgently when they realize Maud has gone full-on zombie and doesn't eat or move anymore
>Your return fixes her
>When you explain what has been going on, they realize that the moment she started coming out of her shell and being a more confident, if still dull, person was when you took her virginity
>Evidently this is some kind of important treatment. They allow it
>Pinkie hears this and starts doing the same. Maud doesn't mind sharing. After you pop her bubblegum, she becomes noticeably less of a spaz
>Anon clearly has some manner of sexual healing powers. Marble and Lime immediately demand they get a turn too

>>30671094
>Your sister RD bluntly asks you to help shave her everywhere for swimming.
>She's never shaved a single thing before, considering it a waste of time on bullshit fashion.
>You have a lot of work ahead of you

>>30671143
But that's the perfect time
>>30671152
Chat and Trail*
>>30671207
all the bins are in one bin though, right? that links to all of them. a directory.

>>30671244
Orgiastic apple family reunions are my fave. I wanna say I wrote a brief post describing one, sometime back. The idea that Anon was sick one year so he missed his.

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>>30674123
>>Anon clearly has some manner of sexual healing powers. Marble and Lime immediately demand they get a turn too

>>30671985
>>30671997
see the way I saw it was
>Everyone thinks Luna is yours anyway once they find out you're fucking. coincidentally, celly was "away at your grandparents'" (but she really was) for about 9 months before Luna was born.
>You just let everyone think that anyway because it's nice to be her parents
>She is the only person in history to ever have to be told later they ARENT incestbabbu

>>30672196
>A bird's shit splatters the ground between you, and it starts.
an indoor bird?

>Pinkie Pie and Rarity adopt you to seal their lesbian relationship since they can't get married.
>You're happy to have a real family.
>But they really only have >rape in mind
Why is God so cruel?

>>30674174
You can't rape the willing, ya dolt. Unless you mean being fucked by dragon dildo strap ons, rather than being a walking dick for knocking them up.

>>30674182

I just want cute ponies to be my mothers, not to get raped.

>>30674174
>Rarapie
What shit ship.

>>30672909
Why would she let just some stranger take baths with her, wtf.

>>30674195
That's your sister or maybe daughter, you donk.
>You are the best coach dad there ever was
>You've been taking showers with Dash since she was young enough to come in the men's locker room with you
>Neither of you ever saw anything weird about it, even as she has gotten older, it just takes longer to get properly clean now that her glands are all.. yeah.. those glands... they could use your hands.

>>30674195
>OP: Sweaty Sister Dash edition
>OP: Incestuous Relationships Thread
>link to OP: "She [Rainbow Dash] looks unappealing"
>link to above post: "Help her take a bath"
>your post linked to above post: "Why would she let just some stranger take baths with her, wtf."
It's okay, Anon, connecting the dots and picking up on all these subtle clues is pretty tricky. Rainbow Dash still loves you even if you're a little bit slow.

>>30671052
Surely you wouldn't fuck all seven of your daughters in their school uniforms, would you Anon?

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>>30674256
>forgetting the picture again
FUCKING FUCK!

>>30674278

>giving her a kid when she lives in an apartment that she can barely afford to live in because Celestia gives her a hand out.
Why would you do this?

>>30674312
>Not taking responsibility after you knock up your sister
Disgusting.

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>>30671067
>Sleep rape

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>>30674373
I bet Rarity's fetish is getting her clothes forcibly torn away and held down and taken.

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>>30674256
>fuck all seven of your daughters in their school uniforms?
I would do borderline sexual things like spanking them for any little misbehavior.
Hard, full-on tears, bare ass spanking in full view of all the rest of them.

>>30674163
>an indoor bird?
in the backyard?

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>>30674394
Don't double-dog-dare me to write that, now.

>>30674256
>>30674401
>Seven daughters
>mfw

>>30673841
>>kicking people in the balls
>am i seriously the only one that gets absolutely livid over this
>this is the shittiest fucking thing you can do to someone
I'm kinda mixed on it. I wouldn't go beyond a $100 or so fine (maybe a grand + some jail time for repeat offenses) if he/she's being punished retroactively, but I also see pulling a gun and striaght killing the bitch during/right after the actual act as being valid self defence, as they are starting an assault on you.

>>30674401
>>30674431
>Be young and reckless in highschool.
>End up with 7 daughters and having to play single dad.
>Buckle down and work yourself gray to provide and do what's best for them.
>Daughters hit the age that they can finally hold their own jobs.
>Decide to return the favor, seeing it as their duty to make sure you're as comfortable as possible from now on.
>No matter what.

>>30674394
Very yes
>>30674430
in the hallway leading to the bathroom. did I get lost?

>>30674519
yes. They were still outside when the bird shit. Reread the first line. It says IF you reach the hallway

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>>30674356

>taking responsibility after fucking your sister
What am I, gay?
I'm going to fuck this froggirl and raise her kids instead.

>>30674591
>What am I, gay?
I really can't say, Anon. I don't know you well enough as a person to make that judgment call.

>>30674500
I want this real bad.

>>30674560
Whoops, did not see the word 'if'

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>>30671167
Regarding your question in last thread about bump limits and archiving. Let me write a way too long post explaining it.

Thread are ordered by the last post made (bump order). There are a limited number of threads at a given time (10 pages of threads). When a thread drops off page 10 it's dead (and gets archived temporarily, since a few years back).

Bump limit is hit after some specific number of posts (500 in /mlp/). When the bump limit is reached no replies will cause the post to be bumped to the first page and it will trickle down to page 10 and drop off it as new threads surpass it.

Even when the bump limit is hit posts can be made, and in slow boards threads can linger on for long times in this state before slowly trickling down the bump order. A related thing is the image cap, which restricts the number of images that can be posted in any single thread (can't recall the exact limit, is it 300 in /mlp/?)

t. Autism

>>30674591
what makes her a frog girl?

>>30674965
cut it out with the t thing

>>30674972
t. autism

>>30674972
>not being polite by using terveisin
you uncultured swine

>>30675031
If you wanna write it out, ihana.

>>30674965
>spoonfeeding
>basic knowledge about the site is now autist-tier
/mlp/ is being overrun by reddit

>>30675083
>Ohana
Riggy?

>>30675120
You have your finnish and your hawaiian all tangled up now, member of my family.

>>30672536
>>She forces you down with her hands on your chest and lays on top of you.
>“H-hey, Sunny, what’s the deal?”
>>She smiles at you before burying her face into your neck.
I, too, have a heart boner. Thank you for filling me with profound sadness.

>>30674966

She's not smart. Plus her face is froglike.

>>30675538
Doesn't look very froglike to me.

>>30674591

Would Sonata be a good mom or so utterly negligent that you'd need to do everything for her?

>>30675559
She would try and actually make everything much more difficult than if she didn't give a fuck.

>>30675559
She would be extremely loving and doting, but would likely mess up the even simplest of household chores.

>>30674160
>She is the only person in history to ever have to be told later they ARENT incestbabbu
>Cue Nightmare Moon

>>30675690

>children grow up extremely happy and competent, but only because Sonata kept putting one foot in front of the other even when-
>"HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU BURN SOUP?!?"
>"It's okay Anon, I can fix it!"
>Nearby unplugged for safety coffee pot catches on fire too

>>30675690
>Sonata tries to clean something high up
>Goes on stepladder
>Overbalances and falls off
>Lands on her son, Anon
>On the way down, her shirt managed to catch on something and ripped the front open
>When she lands on Anon, he gets a face full of mama 'Nata's tiddies
This sort of thing happens every time. It's almost like it's deliberate.

>>30674312

>Be Sunset's brother.
>Went through the portal with her
>Live with her in the clearly too small apartment you two can barely afford
>The hand out only goes towards the rent and food.
>Have to share the one bed because another mattress costs way too much.
>Fucking humans and their Jew ways.
>At least you're acclimating well to living on Earf
>You two thought you had it down, just go to school and try not to become homeless.
>Then winter comes along.
>"A-Anon just get o-over here, I'm so cold my nips could cut diamond."
>You get as snug as possible under the only set of sheets you own.
>Can't afford proper heating, and even if you did scrimp enough for it the electrical bill would probably kill you.
>Her human breasts press against you and you indeed feel two hard nubs.
>This hardens the dick.
>"H-Hey! Not today, I need to make the birth control last for the month, we can't just go through it in a week." She gives you an Eskimo kiss "Besides, tomorrow's a school day, we need to sleep."
>But it's so damn cold...

>yfw you will never be poorfags together with sister Sunset, and have a loving incestuous relation to cope with being in an alien world.

>>30675690
>coming home from school, you can hear the sounds of a vacuum inside
>accompanied by what sounds like muffled sobbing and sounds of struggle
>opening the door, you see your mom on the floor with tears in her eyes
>from head to toe she's tangled up in a power cable, her hair caught up in the vacuums suction
"Nonny! Help me! The monster is trying to eat me again!"
>sighing, you casually walk to the power outlet and unplug the vacuum
>you love your mom, but man is she dumb

>>30676128
And then she rewards you with mom-snuggles. Also she touches your penis.

>>30676172
>"The hell is that thing?"
"Mom, I told you. That's my penis. Remember? Dad put one of those in you to make me?"
>"The dickens you say.. can yours do that?"

>>30671052
I've been blowing my load to this pic for the past ~2 days now. It's just.... too hot.

>>30676231

"Mom please no, that's how we got Aria, remember?"

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>>30676245
Was that a fucking pun?

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What happened to that grandma Sonata story? Who was writing that, was it APA?

>>30676325
Ded.

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>>30676325
>>30676334
>You will never knock up your hot grandmothers

>>30674394
Probably likes it in a dirty alleyway
>>30674431
I triple dog dare you

>>30672544
You got a name Anon? I'd love to credit you for a pastebin. This is pretty damn good stuff.

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>>30672539
reading that last section had me sweating like crazy pic and music related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaJHFxCYUjI

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>Your mother will never walk in on you naked, snuggling up to your equally naked grandmother who has one arm wrapped around you while the other smokes a cigar

>>30676716
>"Oh, don't be such a prude. It isn't as though he can get me pregnant, you know."

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>>30676732
>tfw your son would rather fuck your menopausal mother than you

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You wouldn't tear your sister's clothes off and force her to take your seed until she likes it

>>30676325

But what if Sonata was your mom and she was bouncing on your dick?

And every time she hilted you she screamed and it was the most beautiful sound you ever heard?

And then she slammed herself down right as you reached your peak and whispered, "let's give Adagio a sister, Anon."

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>>30676259
>You will never finally feel like you've accomplished something worthwhile in your life

>>30676817

Tha feeling when you're drunk enough to think 'boy, two kids totally isn't a bad consequence for sex with a hotty'.

>>30676794
Removing another's clothes is a mercy.

>>30676848
Family isn't for everyone.

>>30676887

Nah, I'd love to have a family, but my mental disorders...I wouldn't want a kid to have to live with anxiety.

>>30676958
Adoption is a thing. Nothing says "you weren't an accident; I wanted you" better than picking a child out and deciding to provide it with a better life. It's a very selfless act.

>>30676958
as disorders go, anxiety is pretty mild. Unless it's like, crippling
Honestly just like OCD, i find it's not so much a disorder as... just.. how you're supposed to be. Keeps you safe and alive and keeps all your shit near you

https://pastebin.com/dX1yLdBH
Fuck it, pastebin'd the Sunsis Shimmer X Anon story above. Throw it in the OP next thread.

>>30676975

Nah, man, I'd totally adopt, that's not a thing, but, the context is 'breeding', so I need to clarify.

>>30676979

What is 'crippling' in this context?

I can have a normal life, but I drink regularly (once every two weeks) to excess to take the edge off and to just let my inhibitions drop. I regularly worry about ambushes even though I live in a safe neighborhood and am well armed and trained.

Even if my anxiety qualifies as 'mild' since it doesn't stop me from keeping a job, I remember when I was undiagnosed and I thought things were bad in school and I got SO FURIOUS because I didn't know what was wrong with me.

And when I found out at like 20, it...was such a goddamn relief.

I dunno. I'd never want to inflict that upon someone.

>>30676979
>t. someone who's never had anxiety

>>30676999
That's even more normal than me. You literally should reproduce more than the average person.

>>30677022
Yeah no. It kept me from working and it continues to. I just didn't know it was called anxiety until the docs told me that. i'm only just able to like, go out and do shit now. trying to do some socialin'

>>30676999
Nigga there's a good chance your kid won't even get it, and if they do get some mild version of it so what? That's what you're there for, to help them through it. You and your woman.

>>30677048
>anxiety is pretty mild
>my anxiety keeps me from being able to work and I am barely starting to go outside
hmm

>>30677050

I guess that's true.

>>30677037

I'm very introverted, to be honest, but I think that's more to do with me and my familial situation than my anxiety.

My father's very ill, and my mother's a caretaker, and I provide monetary and work support around the home.

>>30677067
Yeah I feel like that's normal. I feel like there's something wrong with you if you don't have that.. Or that kind of everyone does, but most people just deny it? Or something. Or that they're worse off for not having it? I dunno. I barely understand it.

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>>30677081
Are you legitimately retarded?

>>30677080
I get accused of being introverted but I just don't like most people

>>30677113

Nah, here's what's funny, right? I legitimately like being alone, but I'm not like one of those people who posts the introverted 'guides' or 'memes'. I like being around people, but too much energy and I want to retreat.

I legitimately like my private time but I get lonely relatively easily.

>>30677118
Oh yeah being around people wears me out, but everything wears me out unless it's fun. That's just active brain. I just wanna be with someone I can relax around and put in zero effort

>>30677118
I don't get lonely very much anymore.

>>30677142

I do, but ...I socialize with my coworkers which evens it out a bit.

>>30677127

I only gete worn out by my shit work hours.

Anon going out for a burger with his hungry sister Pinkie!
And and and then they go home and they cook dinner together

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>>30676716
Does this underwear colour work with her?

>>30677305
yeah good color

>>30676716
>>30677305
>In her late 50s
>Still has the body of woman in her early 40s
I would fuck grandma mayor like no other.

>>30677318
>has to dye her hair gray to be taken seriously
i love that

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>>30677318
>Has more years of sexual experience than you have of even being alive
>More than happy to share those decades of practice and knowledge with her inexperienced but eager grandkid whose permaboner makes her feel like she's in her 30's again

>>30677305
it works with my dick

Woudl you fuck your older/younger sister pony after drinking like eightdoses of vokda?

>>30677345
>"You can cum inside dear, I can't get pregnant anymore."

>>30677363
probably not. As robin williams said once, if you take an alcoholic home for the night, good luck ladies. you're in for a fun evening. it's like playing pool with a rope.

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>>30677424
>You will never mating press your grandmother, her mentions of menopause encouraging you to pump her dry, barren uterus full of your hot spunk

>>30677528
>"Oh Nonny, I haven't felt like this in nearly 20 years. If I could I would of have your children."

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>>30677539
>I haven't felt like this in nearly 20 years
Seriously, why does the idea of fucking a woman whose years of sexual experience alone rivals or even exceeds your entire lifespan turn me on so fucking hard?

>>30677562
Because the idea of leaving her a soggier mess then she has ever experienced is a excellent fetish.

>>30677562
It does that to me to Anon
>I think it's the thought of making someone older than you go into submission on younger cock.

>>30677562
Best part of getting with an older woman is that they don't fuck around. They'll tell you how they want it and how many fingers in their ass.

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>>30676991
This story really makes me want a new, comfy, incest green. One that gets my dick AND my heart rock hard

Especially if it's about Sunny

>>30672919
>he's just sitting at the picnic table eating his sandwich
>"Huh."
I giggled.

>>30677597
Try Raridaughter by >Writefagging
It's a pretty comfy work in progress >green by an underrated writefag
https://pastebin.com/4xXUUUNX

>>30677630
>Self promoting

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>>30677520
>it's like playing pool with a rope.
i- fuckin robin williams, man.

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>>30677630
shameless

>>30677363
> eightdoses
What is "dose" in your measure? Because if it's a shot, I'd still be able to drive straight, not to mention gedding dick hard, but if that's standard 250ml glasses, that will require a bit of concentration.

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>>30677630
Will do senpai

>>30677633
Sheesh, It's a good thing I didn't do that. I felt like it, too.
>>30677597
hmmm.. comfy.. new.. yeah what if.. okay.. let's see.. Ponk is best niece.. comes to live with you while the rock farm is being sprayed for parasprites or something.. and the two of you bond over how much you love cooking and food.
possible variation: all four pies have to live with you, and there isnt room and you all share a bed and close quarters. you have to get creative to feed everyone.

>>30677676
according to all my drug info things, a dose of alcohol is 12 oz of beer, a glass of wine, or a shot of hard liquor.
8 shots at once is 8 times the recommended amount to have at a time, so it should leave you completely incapacitated unless you have a truly heroic resistance. Like I know some people can take twice or thrice as much as others, but 8 times?

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>>30677630

>>30677713
>8 shots at once is 8 times the recommended amount to have at a time, so it should leave you completely incapacitated unless you have a truly heroic resistance. Like I know some people can take twice or thrice as much as others, but 8 times?
Who even writes these recommendations, some underweight teen? If youever meet him, tell him that eating something proper like boiled potaters or fried meat makes drunkness come much smoother so you are able to take your time and adapt to the feeling. One fucking 50ml shot, are you kidding me, average adult won't even feel it, and that's their maximum? Do those people also call joint a "roach", by coincidense?

>>30677809
a roach is a small joint that's been smoked partway. have you perhaps had one of those and a couple shots before posting?
It's highly abnormal to be able to have more than one shot inside of an hour and be able to drive, unless you're a long-time heavy drinker, and then your limit is still going to be somewhere under 5.

>>30677846
Someone just cannot see a reference admit that they're lacking weight. And noone's saying you have to drink all 8 in 5 minutes, I repeat, that's just a normal dosage when you sit at big table and have a shot or two per plate. Alcohol dissipates faster than you drink it, so driving is easy and you won't have AnonJr at 6'30.

>>30677875
oh god dammit, i hate being that guy that ruins the thing by missing the reference.
>And noone's saying you have to drink all 8 in 5 minutes
sure sounded like it to me. See this is what leads to these misunderstandings
>lacking weight
actually i have no idea, i can't stand alcohol. makes me burny and itchy. Being a huge guy I have to assume my tolerance is alright, but I was going by my dad. If my dad can't handle X amount, it's unhandlable. he had a habit of downing a 12pack every friday after work and being right as rain, just mildly giddy. but 2 pints of beer at dinner was a limit he never went past if he was planning to drive. also that was a long time ago, I can only assume that tolerance has increased.

>>30677875
>you won't have AnonJr at 6'30.
Like, 6:30 on a clock? Meaning, your little Anon is pointing almost straight down? Because that Robin Williams comment earlier...

>>30677318
She's not even that old I don't think, she dyes her hair grey to get elected.

I'd put her at late 30's, early 40's.

>>30677925
she was an adult before AJ was born, so...

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>>30677882
Well, sorry for that, english is not even my native. Will try harder next time.

Tolerance is gained by drinking at least sometimes. If you don't drink in general, having a shot in several months, it's like you never had an ounce every time you do.
And beer is completely another story depending on context. It hits you much faster since there's not much alcohol in it (assuming it's average 4% bud, not some 9% hard lager). Something about stomach forming protective film if concentration of alcohol is too high, (that's why vodka without food hits unexpectedly - your guts just get the load of alcohol unexpectedly) and beer is mild and starts to sink in the moment you gulp it, so it's easier to control. I bet your dad had his beer all over long evening one by one, enjoying a slow sip, that's just optimal by my calculations.

>>30677912
Yep, exactly. That's a widespread saying in my area and I always thought it came from US.

>>30677305
>>30677345
Cougar moms are definitely where it's at.

>"Sweetie, I've told you before: If you need me to take care of Li'l Anon before school, you have to talk to me before I hop in the shower. >"It's too late now, you'll just have to settle for a handy in the car on the way there."
>"And no, you can't play with my 'fun-bags' while I'm driving, I don't need the distraction."

>>30676817
I don't think my heart can take much more.

God knows my soul can't.

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>You will never make violent love to your sister in the jungles of Nam

>>30672196
>"So what? You want to share or something?" she snarks.
"..."
>"What the fucks with that look?"
"Well..."
>"Oh my God, are you serious right now? Let got, you fucking sicko!"
"Oh, don't flatter yourself! I'm just being logical here!"
>"Yeah, because hopping in the shower with your sixteen year old sister is real logical."
"It kind of is though. Just hear me out!"
>"Okay sure, whatever, just let me go first."
"Only if you promise not to boot me in the face and lock the door on me."
>"Yeah, I promise."
"... Pinkie Promise?"
>"..."
"You fucking cunt, you were going to do it!"
>"Fine, I was, but I Pinkie promise, you happy now!?"
>You let her go in answer and she sits up and away from you, arms crossed as she glares.
>"Okay, I'm listening, now tell me what stupid idea has gotten into that meathead of yours so I can kick you in the face and have my shower already. I don't want to be late for the movie you're still paying for."
"That's just it," you reply, sitting up yourself and pointing a finger. "We've already wasted enough time fighting over the shower, and now we got, what? fifteen, twenty minutes tops to make it?"
"I say we just bite the bullet and both take a shower at the same time so we can at least get to the theater before the movie starts. We'll be missing the previews as it is."
>"Are you seriously suggesting this right now? Do you hear yourself?"
"What's the big deal? We did it before."
>"Yeah, like eight years ago."
"So what? You shower with other people at school. So do I, and there's nothing weird about it then."
>"But those are girls, and not my idiot brother."
"Too bad. I ain't taking you to the movies smelling like this, so that's that."
>"You can't squelch on a bet!"
"Why not? When I won the last bet and you were supposed to take dish duty for a week, you backed out so you could rehearse with that little band of yours."
>"That was different! The fate of the world was riding on us winning that competition against those fish bitches!"

>>30678400
>Let got, you fucking sicko!"
go*

>>30678400
[Desire to read more intensifies]

>>30678344
Mine is broken every time I look at Dagi's face and I'm all outta electric tape.

>>30678418
Curses! Curses! Why must I have these deplorable, stupid fingers! I tell them what to type, and they always get it wrong!
Just typing this, I made eight mistakes that I caught.

>>30678445
rip

>>30678400
>I'll never share the shower with my fit, tomboyish, little sister
I die a little bit inside each day.

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>>30678519

is jeff kill?

I'm slowly working my way through a story, still second-guessing myself while I do it. Just curious, what does everyone feel about slow-burning stuff? We're talking not starting out as any of the characters in the stories lusting for incest until it develops due to events within the story. I am legitimately unsure on if I can breach the relationship from brother/sister to lovers with the way I think things are going, but I am writing in some fucked up Freudian shit mixed with some alcoholism, so there's that.

*unzips dick*

>>30678664
As long as you're not planning some overlong slog spanning throughout a dozen threads to get anywhere you should be fine.

>>30678681
Your dick has zipper?

>>30678850
Yours doesn't?

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>>30676696
You have challenged me and I have answered.

>>30676697
>>30676991
File it under this name if you can, I'm not to experienced with pastebin so I greatly appreciate your help.

>”Well, I’m only borrowing it until mine’s back in working condition!”
>She flung another one of your shoes through the door and you press yourself against the wall as if you were going to breach the room.
“Yeah, Rarity, that means I’m going to have to put all of this ba-“
>Your clock was flung out and Rarity continued her rampant pillaging.
>”I’m doing you a favor, dear brother, this place is a mess!”
>Then she started to throw out your wardrobe full of jeans and t-shirts.
“It was MY mess Rarity! I don’t go into your room and start throwing your junk around.”
>”It’s not junk, it’s a boutique full of actual clothes!”
>She finishes by throwing out your BAM! Punko vinyl’s out.
>Now was the time to step in.
>After catching and gently setting down the flying figures you walk into your room and see it’s CLEANED out.
“C’mon, Rarity! It’s literally just a bed, desk, and dresser!”
>She turns and scoffs as if she isn’t the invading country.
>”That’s all you will need, darling. You don’t need mounds of stray clothes and stacks of dolls!”
>You raise a finger in retort,
“Hey their not dolls they’re collectables! Besides, don’t you have a bunch of actual life-sized dolls that you literally play dress up with?”
>”Unlike you I’m able to tell the difference between a mannequin and a doll.”
>She moves over to your bed and starts to fix it, folding blankets, and setting pillows.
“Rarity, you play DRESS UP with dolls the size of actual people. My “dolls” have never and will never leave their packaging.”
>She strolls over to the door and snatches a stray figure that didn’t make it out of the room.
>You cringe at the sight of the dented container, a corner crumpled in and splitting the print on the box.

>>30679044
>”I don’t get the appeal, Anon. Why would you buy something,”
>She brings it up to chest level and places a hand on the top of the box.
>A click occurs as you realize what she’s about to do.
“Rarity, don’t you dare-
>She sets her sights on the top and pinches it.
>”If you’re never going to tear it open and enjoy it?”
>She full on rips the top off, discarding it and then yanking out the figurine inside.
>With a dainty step she sets it on your dresser and pats the top of the figure.
>”See? Doesn’t it look so much nicer out of the box?”
>You sigh in defeat at the lost box before turning back to your sister.
>Rubbing the bridge of your nose you address her act of vandalism.
“Rarity, when have I ever tore up any of your dresses?”
>She giggles at you like you’re a child.
>”Oh please, Anon, these two things are nowhere near comparable. I’d even go as far as to say I’d hurt you with how furious I’d be if you did such a thing.”
>You reach for her thin shirt with both hands, snagging a part of the collar and pull the thing apart with a sharp *rip!*
>Rarity let out a small gasp as she looked over the damage.
>She made all of her clothes herself and was an expert with a thread and needle, so you knew she could repair this.
“See? Doesn’t seem so appealing to break someone else’s stuff now does it?”
>She put a hand on her chest and her mouth was agape, then she stomped the floor with her boot and pointed a threatening finger at you.
>”How could you?! You’re lucky I can fix this! If you… If you do that again I’ll…”
>You reach over again and give it another sharp *tear* on a different part of the collar.
>Rarity let out an odd “Enf~” as you did so, but she quickly stared at you with intense anger.
>She shut the door, *clicked* the lock on it, and pulled up her sleeves.
>Or, she tried to, then she realized she didn’t quite have sleeves.
>”Oh you’ve done it now, darling.”

>>30679047
>She shoots her hands for your throat but before you can protect yourself she latches onto YOUR color and begins to pull.
>And pull.
>And yank.
>And even bite.
>To no success.
>You, meanwhile, reach under and snatch the bottom of her shirt and *tear* upwards.
>She freezes in horror as the loud *shrrp* processes in her brain.
>The two of you look down and see you’ve ripped too far up and caused her shirt to…Split.
>Rarity steps back as she clutches the invisible guts you’ve torn out.
>”What have you done?!”
>The shirt dangles open, revealing her bra-less chest.
>She continues to step back like a villain in the final act, stumbling backwards until they fall over a cliff.
>Then she falls over, onto your bed, and you rush to see if she’s fainted.
>Although she hasn’t, your brain forms a dastardly idea.
>A heretical idea.
>Rarity’s eyes turn pin-prick as she watches the sly smile appear on your face.
>She begins to look around for some kind of escape and raises her hands to push you away.
>”Haha, now darling, I’m sure we can talk about this-“
>You leap onto the bed and hover over her on all fours, she pushes your chest softly but just enough to keep you away.
“Yeah, sure, talking. How about a little listening? Like when I tell you not to throw everything out of my room or tear open my stuff?”
>One hand reaches down and begins to unbutton your jeans and yank down your zipper,
>”I’m sure we can work something out! Just don’t do this! I’ll forget this ever happened and I’ll even take your place on the couch until my room is fixed!”
>She laughed nervously before looking down and seeing your appendage lined up between her thighs.
>Going into panic mode she reached to get off the bed but you pin her down with your free forearm and use it to support yourself on her.
>You then use your other hand to grab onto one half of her torn shirt and start to yank,
>”Stop! I beg you! I implore you to reconsider!”

>>30679051
>With a loud *riiiip* you get half of the shirt off of her and bring it to her hand.
“At least cut me some slack, Rarity, I don’t need to hear it more than once.”
>You force her hand up to the bedframe and use the torn shirt to fasten her wrist to it.
>She yanks on it and it proves effective.
>Her struggling to no avail makes her writhe under you more,
>“Puh-uh-leaase!”
>She reaches to untie her binding with the other hand but you snatch it.
>Tearing off the other half of shirt, she yelps out a half-moan which excites you further.
>You follow the same process as before, pushing her wrist to the frame and securing it.
>Now for her legs.
>Repositioning yourself you lean back upright, and admire her figure.
>When suddenly a foot comes to meet your chin.
>Thankfully you see it coming and grab her ankle and pull her leg up.
>Tears begin to well in her eyes and her mascara starts to run as she laughs even more nervously than before.
>”I’ll never do it again, I promise you! I’ll buy you a new one! Just don’t-“
>You yank her legs apart but they resist and close.
>So you get a grip on her other leg and yank them both upwards before parting them and rushing yourself between her thighs before she can close her legs again.
>If you weren’t erect before, you certainly are now as you feel something warm and moist meet your crotch.
>Pushing into her pelvis, she lets loose a sharp yelp and you semi-dry hump her.
>Now that you’re between her thighs you now have free use of your hands and you use them to fling up her signature purple skirt.
>”Stop! I’m your sister for heaven’s sake!”
>She throws her head back and you can hear her mumbling to herself.
>It doesn’t matter what she’s saying though, you’re focused on something else right now.
>You grab onto her panties from the front and pull upwards to rip them off but they don’t budge.
>Yanking on them causes Rarity to moan and cry out as they rub against her womanly parts.

>>30679053
>Finally they snap and are quickly tossed aside.
>Now the real fun begins.
>Your erect member finds her second pair of lips and you rub the end of it against her.
>Looking back up, Rarity stares back at you through reddening, watery eyes.
>Her mascara is now ruined and runs down her face as she breaths in short, sharp breaths.
>A tinge of remorse and guilt begins to grow as you realize what you’re doing.
>She continues to stare pleadingly into your eyes and definitely sees your growing shame.
>Then she, from what you assume, makes an attempt at escape.
>The thrusts her body up, which shoves your tip into her and causes you to let out a moan as pleasure climbs up your body.
>Yeah, she’s going to get it now.
>You fight her resistance by quickly ramming yourself into her, seemingly, relaxed womanhood and use your weight to pin her down.
>She screams as you do so, her voice cracking partway through and the sudden silence give way to more crying.
>You can feel her breathing hard against your chest, she looks at you in search of one last tinge of mercy.
>”Gently, please… At least do that for your sister.” She sobs.
>You shrug it off and oblige, if slow and steady is what she wants then so be it.
>Dragging back out you feel her body tighten as if it was trying to keep you inside her.
>Catering to her request you thrust back in gently, her warm dignity struggling to fit your length.
>You begin to repeat the process, pulling and pushing in and out of her.
>Grabbing onto her shoulders you pull her body into you with a rhythmic pace.
>Taking another look at her, you notice she’s given up.
>Her legs were no longer trying to push you out, they were idle and unresisting.
>Her hands didn’t make fists, instead, they rested and hung limp.
>Rarity had even given up trying to hold her head up, she was looking to the wall and sobbed almost quietly as she took your hard discipline.
>Maybe a little wakeup call?

>>30679054
>You suddenly pick up the pace and thrust harder and deeper into her than before.
>She looks up, surprised, and starts to shake her head.
>”NO, nononono!”
>Her walls begin to tighten and she becomes revitalized.
>She yanks back on the torn shirt and new tears begin to flow down her cheeks.
>”Wait, anything but that!”
>Her legs told you she was enjoying it, as they trembled and shook as she orgasmed but the rest of her body fought against you.
>It was your turn to let it out.
>You moved a hand from her shoulder and onto her neck and pulled her onto you like a lifeless doll.
>She forced her eyes shut as she continued to shake her head.
>Small sharp yelps, cries, and moans betrayed her as she sobbed a message to you,
>”Not inside, please, just please don’t-“
>Denying her with final thrusts a wave of ecstasy moves up your spine as you let out a torrent of seed into her formerly untapped womanhood.
>She laid back and moaned to signify she had joined you in the feeling.
>Pulling out, you see the mangled mess you’ve made.
>Rarity laid sprawled on your bed, in a soaking puddle made of both of your sex and sweat.
>One of her legs dangled off the bed and she look up at you with empty eyes.
>You reached over and untied her and you expected to get hit.
>But no answer came as her hands fell limply downwards.
>Now that the excitement had faded, a different kind of wave hit you.
>Emotions flooded your head. Anger at yourself, disgust, sadness.
>You moved over and picked up Rarity, cradling her in your arms as her arms and legs dangled down.
>She was Abel to your Cain and you start to think this was worse than killing her.
>Your heads pressed together as you suddenly began to feel violated by your own actions.
>A soft, petite, hand came up to your cheek and the most unexpected voice comforted you.
>”There, there, darling.”
>The woman, no, your SISTER that you just RAPED was trying to comfort you.
>You closed your eyes to stop any tears from showing.

>>30679060
>”It’s alright darling. I quite enjoyed myself, honest,” she gave you a peck on the cheek.
“Rarity, this was just… Wrong! How could I justify myself?”
>She wrapped an arm around your head and brought you closer,
>”I know darling, but every lady has her dangerous, secret kink,”
>What?
>”And I’d really like to thank you for appealing to it. Next time, don’t give me a new one.”
>Is she saying…?
>”Just pinning me would have done the trick, Anon. As exciting as it was, I’d like not to ruin a shirt every time we get frisky from here on out.”
>She moaned lightly as she recalled what happened,
>”How you tore me open like a present and enjoyed me like the doll I am. I never thought I’d enjoy the thought of my beautiful work being torn to shreds and used against me,”
>Then a sharp pain connected with your face as a loud *slap* rang out.
>”And stay out of my diary!”

And so concludes this "little" one shot.
That was way longer than I expected it to be so if anyone's willing to point out any mistakes be my guest because I'm almost certain I missed a few things here and there.

Holy shit

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>>30677630
Never change, Writefagging.

>>30679062
Well done

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>>30679062

>>30679062
>Your sister will never console you when the reality of the situation hits you after you rape her

>>30678108
>It hits you much faster since there's not much alcohol in it (assuming it's average 4% bud, not some 9% hard lager). Something about stomach forming protective film if concentration of alcohol is too high,
I've never heard this before. It makes a weird amount of sense.
>Yep, exactly
oh god I was joking. Hahaha, wow.

>>30678418
>>30678445
Obviously it was temporarily french

>You will never see big sis Rarity fail at playing vidya and can't even complete the tutorial.

>>30679350

>Rarity plays using the assist mode in new Mario Kart
>is so happy when she hits you with a red shell that you don't have the heart to bitch
>Sweetie Belle smiles and pats your shoulder.

>>30679350
why'd you give her ninja gaiden or dark souls?
why are you cruel to your precious sis?

>>30679417

Because I believe that learning how to play games should be the true test: hold fast...or expire.

>>30679397
>Little sis Sweetie Belle will never act like Palpatine and tell you not to go easy on Rarity while playing a fighting game.
"I can't Sweetie, it isn't right."
>"Do what must be done brother."
"It isn't the jedi way."
>"Do it."
>Anon proceeds to ultra combo Rarity.

>>30679420
>learning how to play games should be the true test: hold fast...or expire.

Do I even need to remind you?
I think you should be able to remind yourself at this point.

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>>30679444

>>30679444
>>30679470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rKjZtyHsvI

>>30674373
Where is this image from my friend

>>30679494
It's Sparity just giving you a heads up.

>>30679397
HNNNNNG incest with Rarity would be so FUCKING CUTE

She tries to take part in your interests and it would be so endearing because she'd try so hard.

>>30679312
I did not believe it too, but then a fellow medic confirmed. Same goes to dangerous acids and alcali, stomach also tries to diffuse them a little in case that's a nasty rotten piece of food or dirty water.

The more you know.

>>30679062
chuckled audibly. Finetastic.

>>30679062
>if anyone's willing to point out any mistakes
Your entire conclusion was a mistake. Having Anon feel guilty wasn't strange, but that coupled along with Rarity's secret fetish made this feel really contrived. Like, "oh, I did this horrible thing, but you just happened to have that particular fetish, so whoopie."
You should've just ended it how it started, as sadist-bait.

>>30679673
He just forgot that part where Rarity bursts into tears after he leaves the room because all that was a lie and she just did not want to get hurt more

>>30679444

>playing Soul Caliber 2 with Rarity
>you practiced combos before this started to get warmed up
>pick Sophitia
>Rarity picks Seong Mina because she's pretty
>guard impact her attack
>lead into a 20 hit combo with no chance of recovery

>>30679673
I don't agree, but I do think it was a little clumsily-written. Still, I can't judge. The important thing is there was a good prompt given, and Hunnybunny did his best to make a green out of it.

>>30679673
>You should've just ended it how it started, as sadist-bait.
What are you, a sadist?

>>30674394 & >>30676794 implied that at some point for some reason she's into it and being the only posts to go off there wasn't much saying otherwise. I totally understand your point and would have either left that part out or hinted at. Those were my only source/perspective, really.

>>30679673
>>30679683
I think the implication was that Anon read Rarity's diary and found something like
>"Dear Diary (darling), I just thought I'd mention how much I enjoy the thought of being raped by my brother. In fact, I think I'm going to lock the door and 'enjoy' that thought right now while everyone else is asleep."

Anyway, contrived? Probably. But this is the incest thread - you're not going to be able to avoid that for long.

>>30679709
Agreed, sadism is gay. Rara likes having her clothes torn off and being ravaged. It's right up there in her imagination along with being held by a flowing-haired guy on the cover of a novel

>>30679719
I thought the joke was that he had no idea it was in her diary, but she thinks he must have

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>>30679350
>Playing vidya is now a normalfag hobby
>Everybody does it.
>Rarity wants to start playing because geeks are now in fashion.
>Comes to her brother Anon so she can become one of those "gaymer grrls"
>She's absolutely dreadful at anything he gives her.
>She has half a mind to say no one can do it well
>Anon shows her up and styles all over the game.
>At the end of the day, she was unable to play anything correctly.
>"Congrats Rarara, you're now a gamer girl."
"But I was unable to beat even a single tutorial without help!"
>"Exactly, gamer girl, now all you need is to constantly fall back on the fact you are a girl that plays games because you "aren't like other girls" and get the latest over marketed dreck and you're golden."
"Anooon!"

>>30679417
>why'd you give her ninja gaiden or dark souls?
>Comparing the sadistic Ninja Gaiden to babby tier Dark Souls.

I'm now picturing Anon going full ham on his sister when PTSD of true cruelty kicks in after she brags about Dark Souls so he shows her Ninja Gaiden.
>"OH YOU THINK THAT'S HARD!? THAT'S JUST THE TUTORIAL LEVEL! THAT'S THE NEXT LEVEL OVER THERE! NO FUCKING GUIDE OR DRAGON SWORD CAN SAVE YOU NOW!"

>>30679844
> geeks
> Playing vidya is now a normalfag hobby
And here when I stopped reading

>>30679844
There's different kinds of difficult
darksouls is like trying to type proper sentences on a keyboard with 800 keys
ninja gaiden is the same but the keyboard has 2 keys

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>>30679417
Implying I wouldn't just make her play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. to the point where she actually wants to go camp out at an abandoned mining town with a WASR-10

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>>30679888
Nice trips.
Honestly though, Dark Souls is only hard for the uninitiated.
It falls back too much on players not knowing shit about the game, the stats and equipment, the enemy moves and environmental hazards.
When you start playing it, it'll give you a hard time, you won't know what to use, what to level, what best course of action you should take, but after a while, probably after undead parish, things start clicking and by the end you're barely dying.
Compare your first run of Undead Burg to a run you do now. Or Sen's playhouse. You can even skip the Depths and Blighttown entirely if you feel like it.
You now know you can parry Lord Gwyn, so the last boss is also a cakewalk. Beyond the actual cheapness of the game, it isn't the punishing game people make it out to be.
Why do you think some people complain that the games got progressively easier? The games are just as hard, it's only that now you know the Souls/Borne formula by heart. Still amazing games though, some of my favorite action rpgs this generation along with Dragon's Dogma.
Ninja Gaiden on the other hand; you can have the moves memorized, your gear leveled up and your health bar and ninpo at max, the level layout completely mapped but none of that shit matters if you haven't mastered the bread and butters and have the skill and reaction time to keep up with the game.

>>30679062
that was hot

>>30679971
I only play nintenders, I was going by letsplays. But anything where dodging works the way it works in DS, and has limited stamina, looks hard as nuts to me. Monster Hunter hard.

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>>30679062
Sequel?

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>all the Rarity ion this thread
You're all good people and have good taste.

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>>30679417
>why are you cruel to your precious sis?
>>30679891
Like little babies. Watch this

>>30680309
needs moar sweetie

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>your big sister Rarity says she doesn't spend enough time with you
>she watches you play some vidya for a while, wanting to understand why you spent so much time playing them
>you don't mind, she seems genuinely interested instead of just scoffing and mocking it like most girls
>you cut down another silver knight with your claymore
>"So Anon, what is it you're supposed to be doing? Rescuing a princess?"
"Do you want the long version or the short version?"
>"The long version, dear. I want to understand how you get so enraptured with these things."
>sighing, you exit out of the game and face towards your sister
>taking a deep breath, you summon all the knowledge you've absorbed from playing the game and watching pretentious youtubers
"So, a really long time ago..."

>>30680761
I would play cute princess-rescuing games with her
because that's the only kind I like anyway. gritty american games are not my thing

>>30680761
>"So, a really long time ago..."
>Not starting with, "In the age of ancients..."

>>30680781
>Dark Souls
>Gritty American game.
It's made by a chink for chinks.

>>30680832
If you say so. I mean I'm lumping metal gear in there and I know that's jappyknees so I guess I'm talking more style. like I love shantae
but I hate anything Rare makes.
hopefully that gives you an indication of the narrowness of my preferences

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>>30680013
>But anything where dodging works the way it works in DS, and has limited stamina, looks hard as nuts to me. Monster Hunter hard.

Well, boiled down the dodging shares the same principle with it granting invincibility in a few frames of the animation, stamina isn't even an issue if you aren't a spaz.
DS combat boils down to staying back and dodging, waiting for an opening and then hitting the opponent a few times and getting back while the stamina refills almost immediately. Combat in DS is rather slow and almost always 1v1, a completely different tempo than Ninja Gaiden.
In Ninja Gaiden you have no stamina bar to worry about, but the area is full of fast, aggressive and suicidal enemies coming from all sides and backing each other up with ranged attacks via arrows, guns, bombs, exploding shuriken or rocket launchers which forces you to keep moving, always moving, the worst thing you can do in this game is stand still for more than a second, that and button mashing, that shit will get you killed, every move must be a deliberate button press; so you jump, dash, dodge, block, and parry, all while you try to kill them before they kill you and all at 60 frames per second with a combat system more at home in a fighting game than an action one with fast light attacks and heavy attacks, grapples, counters, specials and super moves.
Each limb on an enemy also has their own hitbox and the move list is enormous, especially when you had multiple weapons.
Master it and you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixAafQGuWmE
Fail at keeping up and you'll be staring at the game over screen pretty often.

But enough vidya talk, better get back to the incest

>>30680918
Yeah, see, frames. You just said frames. I can't play games where those come into play. My vision has too few frames.

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>>30680965
>My vision has too few frames.

>mfw can only see at 24 frames per second

>>30681070
>low threshold of vision
>stereoblind
>cartoons have always looked more real than real life to me

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>>30680761
>30 minutes later
"...and that's why Gwyn is a total bitch whose afraid of the Dark."
>your sister stares at the screen as you load back into the game
"Make sense?"
>"Um... a little. I suppose it IS terribly unkind of the of the gods to take advantage of the humans like that. But everything just seems so convoluted and vague."
"That's kind of the charm, Rares. The game tells you that you're some super special hero, and you can play the whole game believing that. However, if you dig a little deeper and start asking questions, lines get blurred, black and white merge into grey."
>Rarity stares at you with wide eyes, giving you her full attention
"Just think back to the curse. Sure, sacrificing humanity keeps the fire going, but if the curse keeps spreading, what's the point?"
>"I suppose you have a point. Anon, do you think I could play?"
>stifling a laugh, you turn towards your sister with a shit eating grin
"Uh, I don't think you can handle this Rares. Maybe you'd better just stick to watching."
>she crosses her arms turns her nose up at you
>"Anon, please. I beat you all the time on when we play board games, I think I can handle this."
"Rarity, you can barely function when we play Mario Party. Board games and video games are completely different."
>"Oh, come now, Anon. Here I am trying to better understand my little brothers hobby. What's the harm in letting me try?"

>>30681103
>you can barely function when we play Mario Party.
Bullshit, everyone loses function the moment they start their descent into fury and rage.

>>30681135
This. those games are stupid hard and they're presented in a way that makes you do even worse

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>>30680761
>>you cut down another silver knight with your claymore
>>"So Anon, what is it you're supposed to be doing? Rescuing a princess?"

>Yeah, sure.
>Fight against pikachu and snorlax
>Battle of the ages going down solo
>RariSis provides unsolicited on the fly commentary.
>"Oh my, two on one? it do- Did he just skewer you from all the way over there!?"
>"This hardly seems fair."
>"Oh, watch your healing juice, darling."
>Kill Smough first because you feel extra masochistic and your OCD compels you to get that ring
>Rarity loses her shit when Ornstein becomes a huge boi.
>Well, loses her shit the way a proper lady would.
>Feel her gripping your shoulder hard as she's on the edge of her seat
>Almost die.
>Manage to beat him with one sippy to spare.
>Feel the endorphines start rolling as your heart starts slowing down.
>"You did it Anon, bravo."
>Make it upstairs and open the doors.
>"Oh my, is that the princess? She is a giant, look at that bosom! W-Why did you attack her!? W-Why did she just disappear? Weren't you supposed to save her!?"
>Something something Blade of the Darkmoon.

>>30680761
>>30681103
Sorry if these posts are small as shit, first time writing, plus I'm on my phone. Gonna shift to my computer and continue this sometime later tonight/tomorrow. Also, think about doing a 'fade to black' kinda thing rather than stumbling my way through a sex scene. We'll see. Anyways, be back later.

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>>30680761
>That time Rarity got into Bloodborne, and when you saw her character she was a bloodtinge build with full cainhurst knight set

>>30678400
"Sure it was, and a few extra minutes after dinner to clean up would have doomed us all."
>"It might have!"
>At the flat look you give her, she throws her hands up.
>"Okay, fine, I squelched. Nevermind that I saved the world, those dishes were still my responsibility. What do you want, an apology?"
"I want you to get in that shower with me so we can both get clean and still make it to see Scorcher VI Global Meltdown. Tugg Speedman's my shit, Rainbow. I don't want to wait for the blu-ray to see this movie."
>"For fuck's sake, fine. Geez, I want to see the movie too, but I swear you're gay for Speedman."
Completely serious, you answer, "I would have that man's babies, Dash, and then he would carry them to safety through hellfire and glacier ice in a babybjörn."
>"So gay," she says, climbing to her feet with an eye-roll. "At least I don't have to worry about you getting frisky in there."
"Hey. Don't be so sure," you tease. "You are pretty mannish, after all- ooph!"
>Rainbow retracts her leg from your gut with a scowl as you wheeze-laugh from the floor.
>"Yuck it up, big guy. I'm making you buy me an extra large popcorn and soda for that. And I'm not gonna share!"
"Worth it," you whisper to yourself with a smirk, standing up and shutting the door.
>Turning, you see Dash already peeling her sweat-soaked clothes off, throwing the shirt down on the tile with a wet smack.
>It wasn't as bad after the fifty laps, but the race here was a fierce one.
>With all the rolling around you two just did, you both are probably sporting some of the other's sweat.
>"You gonna get undressed, or are you just gonna stare?" Dash snaps, kicking her black shorts off to leave her in nothing but a blue sports bra and panties.
>Despite the comments to the contrary, your sister really didn't look half bad.
>Her athletic lifestyle leaving her toned and svelte, but still with a few curves.
>Her breasts were B-cups at most, but perky, and her hips flared out just enough to be noticeable.

>>30681361
This is gettin' great

>>30679062
Glorious. Keep writing!

>>30679417
If you wanted to be cruel to her, you'd give her Battletoads.

>>30681361
Hoo boy. More when?

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>There are people in this thread who wouldn't mind break their sister into becoming their personal cocksock

>>30682520
But I don't have a sister.

>>30681070
what the fuck is that gif kek

>>30682520
the #1 thing that makes me attracted to a girl is that she likes me first. It's also #2, and all the other numbers.

Now, if one of the things she wants me to do is mindbreak her and deprogram OTHER programming she's already gotten, i am right there

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>>30682752
>tfw no android sister to program

>>30681361
We're back!

>>30681361
>There's been locker room talk about her that you had to nip in the bud on a couple occasions.
>Not that you actually care if any of them actually scored with her, but she was your little sis.
>It's an unwritten rule of big brotherhood that you've got to give boys going after your sister a hard time.
>Not as if any of those wimps could handle her.
>Looking at those muscled thighs shift as she shimmies her panties down, she'd probably crush their pelvises.
>"Don't tell me your chickening out? This was your idea."
>Your eyes snap from her pert backside to meet hers.
>She's looking back at you questioningly, but there's the slightest blush on her cheeks.
"Nah, I was just thinking of something, go ahead and start without me," you answer, hoping she doesn't notice the slight bulge in your pants.
>What the fuck, Anon?
>She's your sister.
>Hot sister, sure.
>And probably one of few people who can actually challenge, and beat you in athletic competitions.
>The only girl who'd be able to keep up with you in the sack.
>Wow, whatchu say, Willy?
>You heard me, man, yo sister's smokin'.
>After mentally chastising your dick, you have to wait a bit for it to get the message while Dash hops in the shower and turns the facet.
>Can't join her with half a chub, after all.
>Watching her silhouette behind the curtain as she wets and runs her hands through her doesn't help, so you look at the unsexy toilet instead.
>After thirty seconds, you begin to pull your own clothes off, the smell of B.O. already thick on them.
>Taking a deep breath of steamy air, you slide the curtain back, and step over the side of the tub.
>"took you long enough," Dash states offhandedly, squirting a blob of shampoo in her hand.
"Whatever, just hand me the shower head,will ya," you reply, taking the proffered sprayer as she hands it back.
>The two of you remain silent for a minute as you spray yourself down and she lathers her hair.
>Until she takes a sniff of the air and gives an exaggerated grimace.

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>>30682922
>Wow, whatchu say, Willy?
>You heard me, man, yo sister's smokin'.

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>>30671052
Well we finally got a Rainbow Dash sister thread. Guess I should contribute something. Maybe get back on my story.

Btw I updated the pastebin for all the recent stories. Well all the ones that made a pastebin.

>>30683080
Forgot my name holy shit fuck me.

>>30679417
I have only completed Ninja Gaiden 2, does that make me a bad person?

>>30677630
oh you

>>30682922
>"Phew, you weren't kidding, you stink so bad I can smell you over the soap."
"Could be you, Rainbow Stank," you fire back, spraying her in the back of the head.
>It's meant to be harmless, but she swears.
>"Ah, shit! What the fuck, Anon!?"
"It's just water, stop being a baby."
>"Except that you just rinsed a glob of suds in my eye!" she grits, rubbing her face with one hand while spinning around to punch you with the other.
>The strike hardly fazed you, but the minute, pendulum swing of her breasts does.
>Your penis begins to rise, sending traitorous thoughts to your brain while robbing it of precious blood flow.
>While her eyes are still slammed shut in pain, your hands dart down to cover your growing cock, and the shower head still in your grasp makes painful contact with your junk.
>With a hiss, you shift your weight, and with it, your footing.
>Next thing you know, your feet go flying out from under you, bowling Dash's own out as your ass collides loudly with the tub.
>While you're still registering the pain in your backside, a forearm connects with your face as a weight lands heavily on top of you.
>Groans and the sound of the shower spray striking the curtain is all there is until rainbow speaks.
>"What.The fuck. Anon?"
"It was.. an accident," you answer, trying to reclaim the breath driven from your lungs.
>Rainbow grunts, trying to push herself up from your stomach, and pinning your manhood down in the process.
>You groan again, this time not exclusively from pain while Dash stares disbelievingly at what she's holding.
>Eyes wide, she throws herself off of you and against the other end of the tub, pointing.
>"What the fuck is that, Anon!?"
"What? I thought you had sex-ed in middle school," you quip as you prop yourself up on your elbows with a hiss.
>"This isn't the time for jokes, smartass! I mean, why is it like.. that!"
>She thrusts her finger forward for punctuation, eyes still glued to your erection as it throbs slightly under the attention.

>>30683352
I wasn't expecting such wonderful horseplay

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>>30683352
>why is it like...that!

>>30681070
everytime i see this gif i fucking laugh my ass off

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>>30683080
>Btw I updated the pastebin for all the recent stories.
https://pastebin.com/u/Wandering_Writefag
Put me on there already senpai.
I've no idea how I keep going under the radar.
A few threads back there was even a russian anon who reuploaded one of my greens because people didn't think I had a bin. ;_;
Did the heartboners and feels I gave you with twin Fluttershy mean nothing to you anons? Your (You)s meant something to me.