Nightly Twilight Thread

>>30660388
Aka the infinite mary sue

>>30660399
Wrong thread. Go to this one >>30609489

>>30660399
>>30609489
>>30633347

>>30660409
>>30660422
epic replies, guys. could've just ignored him, but why not be baited into waifu wars and shit up the thread instead, right

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>>30660437
You're right. Waifu wars are stupid. Waifus should love one another.

>>30660388
But how does she breathe? You better poke some hole in that knob of hers before she suffocates.

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>>30660561
the fuck are you on about?

>>30660718
She has no nostrils you brainless prokaryote

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>>30660781
What would Twilight say if she saw you being an asshole to the mentally challenged?

>>30660846
"Stop fighting with those who are just like you."

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Who took Twilight's slice of cake?

>>30661681
These nut

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>Day Five: Hope you've been receptive to her advances, because otherwise she gets pretty rapey at this point. Wakes up horny and with your dick in her mouth. May try to keep things normal, but your mere presence excites her and she has a hard time focusing on her regular hobbies. Still mostly conscious and thus respects your needs; likes to keep the sex interesting with new kinks here and there.

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Have it your way ©

>>30663430
I love her in this art style. Those big wings, that hair, her cute face. I'm absolutely stoked for this movie.

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>>30661811
>ywn deny the mare so it all bottles up as she tires to control herself and act normal while you wait for her to snap and take what is rightfully hers.

>>30660846
No half measures Anon. They're a drain on society, you should just kill them. I grant you asylum in Equestria.

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>Day Six: Peak Estrus, or "nympho stage". Wakes up with your dick in her pussy, cleans herself with your cock in the shower, and washes her meals down with your cum. At random you may find her magic dragging you off to the bed with her. You're not allowed to leave home.
>At night, it's non-stop fucking. At this time it's wise to pack some water or anything else to keep you hydrated, because once you're in bed with her, you're not getting out as she relentlessly rides your hips hard, until finally collapsing on top of you when she's finally tired enough.

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How can you be in love with such a racist?

>>30665334
that just makes her better

Anyone know how the Nightly Twilight threads started or why they're called nightly? Was anyone there?

>>30665334
>stating facts
>racism
Well our hate towards cultural marxism would be another thing we'd have in common desu

>>30665551
Because back then threads didn't last long, board was way too active
Threads reached the 500 posts in a couple hours, that's why they were called nightly, because they only lasted a night
Also because we could post lewd when the mods were sleeping

>>30665334
>racism is a bad thing
Where do you think you are?

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>>30665334
Unicorns are the master race. As such, you obey her at any turn, and she is entitled to you and anything you possess, including your seed.

>>30665859
That's a given, but I would obey her completely even if she wasn't a unicorn/alicorn.

>>30665565
This makes me wonder, what happened to all those twifags that once kept this thread going so fast? Did they abandon their love for her and move on? Did they throw their plushies in the dumbster and delete their image folders? Do they ever think of her or have they forgotten?

>>30666017
Probably abandoned her completely after MMC.

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>>30666038
A-am I the only one who loves her before and after MMC?

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>>30666053
You're never the only one.

>>30666053
Nope. You're not the only one.

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>>30666053
Of course not.
MMC and the shitstorm after it actually made me realize I love her so much and won't abandon her no matter what.

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>>30666053
why do you think we're still here?

>>30666017
Who the fuck knows
But it goes the same way for every waifus ever
Either you're autistic enough to stay true to her until your last breath, or you jump off the ride/stop caring/find a REAL GIRL

I don't think you can forget about her tho, not if you really love/loved her
It's easy to 'stay true' to twiggy because the show is still going strong and the fanbase is still creating content, but what about the waifus from 20 years ago?
It's easier to stay true to a M6 than it is to stay true to, say, Asuka or Rei or, idk, deedee?

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>>30666132
Are you a twifag if you have a different waifu but think you'd be pretty good friends with twiggle?

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>>30666132
How can you get a real girl if you're already in love? Is it just to satisfy your physical needs? I won't deny that having someone to hold you at night is great but if your heart is already taken what's the point? Being with someone you don't love is the fucking worst, especially if they love you.

Of course it's easier to waifu a character that gets content but I don't think that the end of the show will be the end of content. But even if nobody will make it, I will. I won't abandon her, I won't forgive myself if that happens.

>>30666197
idk, I guess?
Technically, no, but nothing is forcing you to 'chose' desu
I feel targeted whenever people talk about ponkfags, because I love ponk, not in a 'romantic' way tho, but still love her, still want to protect her smile and all that shit
Does it mean I'm a ponkfag? Or am I still a twifag?
Or can I be both?
Who knows and who cares

>>30666197
Pretty sure it only applies to waifufags, otherwise why even have the term that identifies nothing specific?

>>30666222
The exact same way 'loving' husbands can have affairs with other girls etc, Anon
We're not machines, the brain and the 'heart' are really, really complicated things
The problem with twiggy, and waifus, is that they're not real
You will never be able to hug her, and she'll never hug you back
You'll never be able to give her children, Anon, you'll never be able to 'tell' her you really love her, and how much you do
Physical needs are a thing, yes, but it's way more important than you think it is

Someday you can find a girl at your job, or on the streets or whatever, and maybe she'll be just like twiggy, but real
At least, 'enough' like her to start thinking that 'maybe' it's worth it?

Even if you think I'm wrong and lying and whatever, twiggy hasn't locked your heart, it isn't 'just hers'
Again, it's easy to remember how much you love her, and express it because of how much content there is, but what then?
What will happen when you'll be the last one posting greens about her here? Or drawing her?
that won't happen because it'll be me, btw, but hey

Waifuism is a lot like first loves desu, you think it's eternal and whatever but at some point you might grow apart from her without even realizing it until it's too late
It's horrible to think about but it's the harsh reality

Or something like that, idk I'm way too tired to talk about this shit

>>30665859
>le ebin "master race"maymay

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>>30666297
>You will never be able to hug her
I didn't come here for this feel

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>>30666297
No, anon, I get all that. Life is really unpredictable and anything can happen; at some point you'll want to find comfort in any hands that will be willing to offer it. Feelings change too. I know it's stupid to make any sort of promises of that kind but I still do.

I'm not looking for "someone like her", I'm not looking for anyone, my search is over. I can't say that I'm that dependant on content either. I don't really read fanfics except for greens posted here and I don't follow any artists or fandom musicians. Bottom line, if I want something made I make it myself. I also do it because I'm just expressing my own feelings, and the more I do it the more I want to do it.

>Waifuism is a lot like first loves desu
Maybe, but I already had something like a waifu long before MLP started, and have lost her. I abandoned her exactly because of that line of thought, that she's not real and I won't be happy thinking about her. I also fell for her during a real life relationship and the contrast in feelings made me doubt if I ever felt anything to the person I was saying those words of love before. Then I've lost both and thought that I would never recover from it. Three years later when MLP started I denied any sort of feelings I might've had until it became too obvious. Accepting it was what finally made me happy, unlike the previous experiences. Those can't even come close to what I feel now. I know exactly what I want and I'm content with what I have. So it's not really first-love-honeymoon situation for me.

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>>30666311
It is the truth. Accept it or have your will broken.

>>30666479
You forget yourself, fool. All races are equal.

>>30666531
I bet your OC is an earth pony :'^)

>>30666741
>OC
Please, anon. I'm not cancer.

>>30666743
>posts on 4chan
>not cancer
choose one

>>30666879
Let me specify: I'm not that cancerous.

>>30666960
Hot as hell in either mode

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She wants to hear your moans after forcing you in and out of her again and again.

>>30666960
I'd be all in for a lot of shit and kinks she'd ask from me
But I'm not sure if I could cope with ballbusting, that's a bit too much

Would she even love you if she wanted to crush your balls?

>>30666113
Exvude me as I quote Fall Out Boy.
"Sometimes the only payoff for having any faith is when it's tested again and again every day."

>>30667141
No, only degenerates love that.

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>>30667139
>eat her alive
>in and out of her
Is this vore-related or something?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNVWbdMYME8
Oh look. Time for more worrying and neurotic breakdowns.

>>30667415
I agree with you, Anon.

>>30667498
This is going to be interesting.

>>30667498
Yeah, isn't it great?

>>30667934
not when it's the only thing the writers know anymore

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>>30667498
>Oh noes, not more SoL in my SoL show for kid

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>>30667934
I dunno, seems like it's going to play out like A Royal Problem: Starlight fucks things up with magic while Twilight acts like it's the end of the world, then it's ok because Starlight's fuckery actually fixes things and Twilight was just worrying for no reason, that silly pony. So I don't think it's going to be all that great. I hope I'm wrong though.

>>30668128
I don't get it. What does SoL has to do with Twilight being written like that? What's even your argument here?

>>30668156
Because Twilight being neurotic when under stress has been the main plot device for her episodes since the start, and will always be

>>30668174
That's beside the point, why mention SoL?

>>30668201
Because it's always been for SoL episodes?
dyewts

>>30668208
It's not "more SoL", it's just more Twilight acting like that. It doesn't make the episode SoL nor does it imply that Twilight should always act this way if it's not an adventure episode. If you're implying I'm against SoL or something then I don't know how you've come to this conclusion. Just seems like a weird leap of logic to me.

Not to mention Twilight worrying about stuff differs from writer to writer. Compare her reactions in something like Amending Fences or WWU to something like Lesson Zero. If it's a staple it doesn't mean it's going to be good or that I'm supposed to look forward to it. I guess you could say I worry too much

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I want to cuddle a very sweaty Twilight.

>>30668691
FROTHY
HORSE
SWEAT

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>>30660822
>filename

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>>30661711
Here's you meme budy

I'm in love with this purple horse and I feel amazing

>>30670565
Do you feel fantastic?

>>30670636
I feel all of the good emotions when I'm thinking about purp

>>30670638
You missed the reference, m8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI

>>30670645
Never seen that video before, sorry friend.

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>>30670645
This video is nightmare fuel.

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>Twilight will never fuck you hard and fast
>Her pussy will never achieve vice-grip tightness, determined to milk every last drop she can out of you
>It will never start feeling like sandpaper as she just goes too rough for you
>Ponies will never be scared at the strange mix of her pleasured moans and your pained yelps and gasps echoing from her room

>>30671109
That sounds extremely painful

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>>30671144
>"You're... unf... a big guy..."

>>30671146
t-twilight Twili- TWILIGHT TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>30668738
So this is a meme now.

>>30671669
>filename
Whatever happened to mlfw? I stopped liking pony for a few years not long back. I remember it being great for reaction pictures.

>>30671681
I found this one via Google images, iirc. I never used the site directly.

>>30671109
>you will never learn how vaginas really work

>>30671669
Is it? I just like the idea.

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Holy shit, I just had my first proper Twilight dream.

>Twilight sent me to deal with some Bloodborne-esque nightmarish abomination.
>I managed to make peace with it and their people by offering candy.
>They said they are just looking for a place to live so Twilight offered them to stay here rather than hiding in some dark cave underwater.
>But now there are bureaucratic problems so she has to do some tedious work.
>I accompany her as she goes to the bank and we talk about some mundane stuff.
>She is trying to act calm while obviously worrying.
>Watching her not lose spirit despite the problems is inspiring.
>On the way out I tell her that this is why I love her so much, she's working hard but doesn't let it get to her.
>Everything that botheres her seems to be lifted and she's happy again, smiling at me.
>We get to some place to negotiate with the mayor, he's also a pony but he has a human assistant.
>They introduce themselves and then Twilight introduces me as her husband with barely contained pride in her voice.
>Those two seem a bit weirded out but impressed.
>Twilight makes her deals with them while sitting really close to me as if for moral support.
>Sometimes when she ponders something she looks at me, our eyes meet and she finds the solution immediately.
>That went on for some time and I woke up.

I know it's not much but I'm really happy right now.

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>>30671834
Happy for you anon.
Wish i could remember my dreams.

>>30671834
lucky son of a bitch

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>>30672015

>>30672015
>webm
Say there's more of it in this format.

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>>30672025
>>30672026
I don't usually remember my dreams as well and when I do it's usually just some inane real life shit. So if I of all people managed to have a dream about her, you will too. I was always complaining about not having any pony dreams so maybe there's still some justice left in this world.

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YNW compare movie Twi and show Twi to see who is more attractive.
Why even live?

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>Day Seven: Winding down or "Afterglow stage". Wakes up happy and satisfied from the night before, may limit her sexual activity to merely cleaning up your body. Most of her sense of order and "self" comes back as she takes the day to relax. Although you have the freedom to leave now, she prefers that you stay with her to cool down, enjoying one another. Still receptive to sex and more focused on the emotional connection between you and her rather than the physical one. May end up going to sleep early and will sleep like a rock. Her physiology returns to normal over night.

>>30673137
We're more used to the show Twilight and we haven't seen the movie yet so it's impossible to judge it without bias. No need to compare them when in both styles she's beautiful.

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I want to rub Twilight's chest until she has an orgasm.

>>30673337
>rub Twilight's chest
me too but with my face.

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>>30673371
That's the spirit.

>>30666960
I'd be afraid of the twisted Twilight going too far one time and the nice Twilight being too mortified at her actions to recover despite my best efforts.

>>30665551
I seem to recall the threads before they were called nightly Twilight being created as a refuge from the MMC and Flash fallout post S3. It was the only levelheaded place you could really find on /mlp/ that talked Twilight without al that shitflinging.

>>30662323
That's a good cumslut, thanking her master for the privilege to taste his love juice. Now beg for more.

>>30673504
unf

>>30672854
I love her reaction, how she gets pissed off briefly.

>>30673403
i love this, and because i love it i'm going to say the right side of her bangs where it goes behind her ear looks off crossing fingers for an update

>>30673337
More like her tummy.
I'd love to hear her moan and look up at me as I wub her soft, warm tummy.

>>30674306
Like this?
https://derpibooru.org/1430388

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>>30674303
Can you elaborate on this a bit?
Besides the forgotten stripes and mixed colors of them lower on the mane

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>>30674437
i did this on paint to show you how i would have done it, i might be just nitpicking, maybe other people think the original is better, i don't know. i don't see anything wrong with else though

>>30674542
anything else*

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>>30674542
>i might be just nitpicking
Nah, I agree with you, does this look better? Stripes also should've been there.
It really flatters me that someone cares to point things like these out, thanks.

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Many foals

>>30675027
simply perfect. now if you excuse me, i need to go hug my twilight pillow

>>30675027
Her chest needs more fuzz.
Her coat needs more sweat.
Her mouth needs heavier breathing.

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>>30675094
Thanks. Updated the page as well.

>>30675173
L-let's not get ahead of ourselves here
Does the sweat need to be frothy?

>>30675198
Like a well shaken can of beer

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>>30675200
So hol up, if lathering happens because of friction, that means it can be caused by lots of rubbing or bridleplay? Because that's pretty hot.

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This iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis the story of a girl

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>>30675198
You can't believe what this page does to me man

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>>30676556
>ywn tell her these simple words of love
>ywn say them over and over again because she wants to hear it
>ywn see her happy just because she knows you love her
>ywn feel wanted and needed by the mare you love

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Estrus is over. Take some time to go out, have an adventure.

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I'm just posting here to say that I love this horse and we need more weeb images of her.

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>>30678289

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>>30678329

If you suspect there's some suggestive art of twi you haven't saved yet, now is the perfect time to fix that!

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/08/saucy-warning-drawfriend-stuff-pony-art.html

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>>30678756
I know what I'm doing tonight.

I want to take amphetamines with Twilight and then spend an entire night writing her thesis until she gains a PhD in her area of expertise all over the place.

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>>30678289
How weeb is weeb enough?

Twilight makes you crossdress sometimes when she tops you.

>>30679370
>she has to have a dress for it
>she comes to Rarity and asks her to make a frilly girly dress for you
>Rarity has no idea what's it for and makes the most fabulous dress as if you're going to the Gala
>it fits perfectly and it's beautiful
>you've never felt so pretty in your life

>>30678433
you missed her hitbox

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>>30679482
Of course, Twiggy is the graze champ. I bet she knows all kinds of supergraze strats.

one question /ntt/:
how did you survive the waves of shitposting and shitstorms back in 2013/14?
the period of alicornification,how did you make it through all that shit?

>>30679684
Fantasies of fucking your waifu, gay roleplay itt, the usual. Still doing it though.

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>>30679684
By not giving a shit, or using the opportunity to make memes or get actual artfags to make good things.

>>30679684
they used to have a babysitter janny/mod who nuked any flashlight posting

I don't remember how Lecter was dealt with, though.

>>30679699
he became a glimfag

>>30679684
I became a brony/horse fucker a year after that happened

I want to go to Equestria and invent magical computer science with Twilight.

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>>30679684
I didn't. I left the ride shortly after the season ended. It wasn't until S5 premiere I got curious again, watched S4, loved it and decided to get back only to realize my ISP is blocked from posting so until late 2016-early 2017 I wasn't able to post anything at all

It was also at that time I started to realize I've got feelings for Twilight, even if I wasn't here I thought about her a lot and watching S4 I caught myself wanting more of her screentime and feeling happy just because of seeing her. I think it became obvious to me during Trade Ya! and it escalated quickly after that and during S5.

So maybe it was for all for the better. I was free to judge the season marathoning it without any bitterness or bias and was able to face my own feelings because of that.

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CUTE HORSE

>>30679697
original content or the usual dynamic...right
I think it was better to ask the veterans before doing anything crazy for a thread whose name I won't say here

but it seems most of you took a break or came back after the shitstorm...

anyway,thanks for the answers

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I want twilight to be the mother of my children

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>>30678289
I want to tease Twilight about her taste in Vietnamese slideshow cartoons.

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>>30679140
I'm not picky.

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>>30679797
absurdly cute

>>30680252
Are you absolutely sure that your taste is 100% better than hers? Because she may end up teasing you instead. Or was it your plan all along?

>>30680258
That's one weird looking butt

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Uh oh, Twilight has your head caught between her legs.

>>30681458
Right where it belongs.

>>30681458
"A bad bitch gave me bum head, for bad brains!"
-Chase Me by Danger Mouse and Run the Jewels.

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>>30675198
ouch
that hit me in the feels
H A R D

>>30681458
Sauce plz

>>30679684
I've only been on the ride since mid 2013, and the impression I got was that Twilight had it better on this board than most waifus. I think she benefits from being insanely popular and well liked

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>>30680358
I wouldn't tease her over whether my taste is better than hers; I'd tease Weeblight by pretending to be absolutely clueless about anime and watching her squirm about.

>Ask to watch some of those Chinese cartoons with her.
>Hooves getting sweaty.
>Ask her to give a summary about what we could potentially watch.
>Nervous Twiggy tries her best to leave out any spergy bits of the shows' premises. Does her best to gussy up her favorites.
>Pick out something you know she really enjoys.
>She downloads dubbed episodes to (in her mind) not scare you away.
>While you two are watching she constantly, and not very discretely, keeps shifting her focus to you when jokes are made or action sequences happen to determine if you're enjoying it.
>*sweating intensifies*
>Ask increasingly questions like why their mouths don't sync up, why the food is so weird, or have her explain the stranger plot points and lore.
>Just as her spaghetti begins to overflow ask her to put on the proper subbed version you know she has and start bitching about Crunchyroll or whatever.
>Watch as relief washes over her when she realizes she doesn't have to hide her power level.

It'd be a fun time.

>>30682134
you are not nice

>>30679727
Me too

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FROTHY

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>>30683366

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have this

>>30683878
Did you make this?

>>30683884
yessir

>>30683878
what happened, i don't get it

art style is pretty cute though

>>30683886
Cute and funny, I like it

>>30683892
Her faced got all sucked up into itself, thought about how I've seen ponies get booped and their face get all sucked in and how I am sure that would be extremely painful.
>>30683900
Thanks man

>>30683906
is she going to be okay? how long does it take for her face to recover?

>>30683921
2 to 6 mins give or take a few depending on the severity of the boop.

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>>30683878
saved

>>30683366
Why is it frothy?

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>>30683906
>I am sure that would be extremely painful.
you're a big guy

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>>30684028

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>>30683878
n i c e

>>30683878
>>30683366

Don't do drugs, kids

>>30683985
Because Twilight sweats lovely-smelling scented soap.

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>>30683985
Because you rub the pone.

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>>30683366
>>30683878
I fucking love this place sometimes.

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How does this image make you feel?

>>30685835
Disgusted.

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>>30685835
angery

>>30685835
Gross.

I don't know why Twilight is constantly shipped with her fucking brother. Incest is plain wrong.

>>30685835
hungry for cookies

>>30685835

Better than this one >>30684132


My waifu isn't a filly fiddler

>>30686940
Shining Armor is one of like three males she has ever interacted with on friendly terms

>>30686963
>you will never sail the seven seas with captain sparkle

>>30686940
It's because of the whole "BBBFF" thing in Canterlot Wedding. Twilight is shown to be a big admirer and a close friend of her brother (even though we've never seen him before). Shippers (likely those without female siblings) naturally took that shit to the next level.

I hate canterlot wedding so god damn much.

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You and Twi decided to take a stroll through the woods… turns out it was a trap. Her intention all along was to rape you where no one could catch her or stop her from getting away with it.

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>>30687006
oh yeah, and there was also this drama

>>30687052
IT'S NOT

CREEPY

(Music plays)

Did the friendship is witchcraft song parody come before or after the shipping, by the way?

>>30687092
I haven't brushed up on my FiW lore in a while, but i'm pretty sure it came out only a little bit after the episode aired

>>30687092

After the shipping, the first incest pic appear literally some minutes after the first part of CW

>>30687156
Is she... masturbooping?

>>30679684
I erred on the side of caution and waited till S4 to make any kind of rash assumptions. I had faith that Twilight would be the same just plus wings and a title, and I liked her cute wings and new form from the start after the initial shock wore off. I very quickly separated EqG from FiM with the logic that it's only relevant if it's brought up in the show and that's served me well so far. Most importantly though, I didn't give a shit what other Anons who jumped off the deep end thought and just talked with Anons who were being reasonable. And yes, they did exist even back then.

>>30686965

Cuck

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>You call her name

>>30685835
I feel like fapping.

When you die you go to Equestria, r-right?

Asking for a friend.

>>30688685
When you die, your consciousness ceases to exist and your memories vanish.

Don't worry, you won't notice, it's like sleeping but you never wake up.

>>30665334
Dude, I'm like a fucking Nazi, I love that about her so fucking much. Ever heard of racial realism?

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>>30688685
Yes.

>>30687491
>>30682026
I didn't expect receiving more replies
it seems that you had faith and never jumped off because of a innocent trigger like a pair of wings

you deserve her by staying loyal after all

>>30687950
>ponies can easily look behind themselves by turning their head
>you can maintain eye contact with her while you take her from behind

Humans < Ponies

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>>30689590
how about these?[/spoilers]

there are two or three exceptions in EQG though

>>30679684
I never actually waifued unicorn Twi. She was my second-third favourite character in seasons 1-3. After her alicornication I grew to like her character even more, especially through seasons 4 and 5. By the end of season 5 I realized I was in love with her.

I guess mostly what I'm saying is that alicorning Twilight never really affected me or bothered me because I wasn't overly attached to her. When I go back and rewatch earlier seasons with unicorn Twi I still like her, but I love alicorn Twilight.

>>30689595
how about you got to EQG general instead of posting that shit here

>>30689603
I hopped on the wagon at the beginning of S5, so I knew Twilicorn from the beginning. I initially preferred the unicorn, but I've come to embrace the Princess of Friendship.

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It's weird for me as I like Twi's personality a bit more post-MMC but I don't like the wings at all and physically prefer unicorn twi.

>>30689603
>>30690250
I thought I was the only one. I always adored Twilight and she was one of my favorites but I completely fell in love with her much later, so for me both unicorn and alicorn Twilight are equally great. It's a good feel.

>>30683356
>You will never have an itty bitty pocket pony mechanic.

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Life has no meaning without her. I miss her so much. I need my little pony princess.

>>30692350
you have to stay positive, for her

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>>30692526
I do, because she's pretty much the only positive thing still left in life.

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>>30692350
Death is the answer.

>>30685835
delet this Shining is pure

>>30692627
LOL.

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>>30692583
Commencing operation Move to Equestria.

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>>30692350
>end up in Equestria or somewhere with ponies every time I lucid dream
>can't control when it happens

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>>30692966
>can't lucid dream
>never dream about ponies
Just shoot me

>>30693218
I have a strong feeling that filename is bait

>>30693251
#13 is in there, you just have to look harder

>>30693263
I'm looking at this from every angle I can I still see only 12. Unless 13 is some cryptic joke.

I'm probably being played right now

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>>30693263
is anon the 13th Twilight?

>>30693296
you're getting warmer

>>30693301
they're about to turn Anon into another Twilight[/spoiler

>>30693336
Is that actually it?

A fate worse than a lot of things, I'd imagine

>>30693362
I don't know, i'm just asking

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>>30693301
Where is Twilight 13?

The suspense is killing me.

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>>30692966
At least you can lucid dream, or dream at all.

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>>30692583
One day we'll be free. But for now we must endure, for her sake.

>>30695350
How does enduring do anything for her? The sooner I'm there with her the better.

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>tfw still vividly remember leading the crusade to drive that faggot hannibal lector out of our sacred threads
Deus vult brothers.

>>30695713
The name sounds familiar. Spoonfeed a guy who took an extended break from pony a while back?

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>>30695720
Had to rewrite my post. RIP.

A good two to three years ago, there was this guy who we aptly named Hannibal Lector. Why? Primarily because he described in rather detailed sorts, both in word choice and his actions, on how he would eat Twilight Sparkle.

He continued this shit for a good few weeks, and despite being without a name at the time, he was easily spotted due to how wordy his posts were. So I took the job in leading a crusade that I was alone in for the first month or so, in spotting his posts and telling him to get the fuck out.

Of course he had kronies who tried to defend him, but I slayed them too, they were easy to fight off.

But none the less, after a good few months of battle, we finally got him to leave. He supposedly checked himself into an institute, so he may hopefully never come back. But that was a good two to three years ago, so I don't know what he is doing now.

Either way, I hope to never see him again.

>>30690398
Who's this qt horsey

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>>30695739
>eating Twilight
That's absolutely degenerate. But what bugs me more is that picture.
>y=5sin(4/pi)
THAT'S NOT A FUNCTION THAT'S AN EQUATION WHY HAS SHE PLOTTED IT ON A GRAPH REEEEEEEEEEEE

Also are we really to believe that when x=0 for a sin function that y is equal to anything other than a multiple of 0 or pi, assuming she's working in radians. Those numbers are more consistent with a cosine function. Also why is she increasing a sin/cosine angle by a factor of whole numbers and not variations of pi?

>>30695739
that's pretty autistic and cringy. anyway, the guy is still here, he's a glimmerfag now and tries to behave. people call him out when he's being a faggot

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>>30695805
Tbqh, I like the image, I just don't pay attention to the chalkboard.

>>30695815
>anyway, the guy is still here
I haven't seen him around.

And yeah he was pretty autistic and cringy, likely still is though.

>>30695830
you haven't been here a lot lately then

>>30695833
I pass by every now and then, still a local, I am just busy with my job and having a girlfriend to post on /mlp/ that much anymore.

I mostly just browse /o/ now.

>>30695840
>having a job
>having a girlfriend
Get the fuck out of here

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PURPLE
PONY
PRINCESS
PUSSY

>>30696255
I just want to cuddle up with her, feel her soft coat against my skin and run my fingers through her main. Is that too much to ask?

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>>30696302
It is. Even the most basic displays of affection are infinitely out of our reach. Even the most innocent fantasies will never become reality.

>>30695447
She wouldn't want you to end your life. Twilight doesn't approve of giving up. Would you honestly say to her with a straight face that you killed yourself to get to her? Or worse, lie to her and say you don't remember how you got there? Would you feel proud when she's impressed that you "survived" the horrors of your world when you tell her all about it? Then why are you still here, enduring this world?

>>30695102
Can't get much more anthro than that.

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>>30696760
But that doesn't mean you need to stop fantasizing

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>>30697221
That is true, and even if these are just fantasies it's still better than anything that happens in real life. It's still better to feel this than not to feel at all, so I'm happy for it. It's easy to decieve me and I'm glad to be decieved, as some poet said.

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Look at her. She knows how sexy she is. She knows you can't resist her. She knows she can make you do anything she wants as long as she rewards you. She knows you won't hesitate even for a second to make her wishes come true. She knows you're completely hers. And she knows she's going to enjoy every second spent with you.

>>30697892
But does she know I'm going to make her mine?

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>>30697927
She's counting on it.

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She's happy when you're happy. So if you're happy when she's happy you create an endless cycle of happiness. Even when you're sleeping or when you're not near each other it still works. Just knowing this is enough to keep it going.

So please, try to be happy for her, even in this life. Even if you're apart now doesn't mean you shouldn't try. Doesn't she bring a nice big smile on your face when you see her? Doesn't she make you all warm inside when you think about her? Cherish it, every little moment like this. She would want you to feel this way. One day you will share it all with her. She's worth it.

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Just a taste, please?

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>>30697892
I'm unsure why there's been so much 'twiggy dom' content/posts lately, but holy fuck do I need more

BEST HORSE

>>30699999
Quints confirm.

>>30699999
Impressive. Very nice.

>>30700000

>>30699999
quints confirm
Twilight Sparkle is best horse, those of us in /ntt/ were right all along

>>30700138
>le ebin repeating digits=truth meme
neck yourselves

>>30700142
Cool your jets, champ.

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Could you guys recommend some Twi greens? I'm sick, bedridden and got nothing to do.

>>30700328
check lorelove's pastebin, if you haven't already, it's top comfy

>>30699392
>that ear twitch
Hnnng

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Pet the pony.

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>>30701179

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>>30701185
Hug the pony

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>>30699392
Twidom is good.
Gentle loving Twilight cuddledom is the best though.

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>>30701230

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>>30701239

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>>30701242
Not yet. Rut the pony later.

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>>30701262
rUt ThE pOnY nOw

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>>30701262
But she wants it now. She's rubbing herself all over you and presses her body against your crotch in hopes that you will notice without her having to ask you.

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So how many of you are fat, disgusting neckbeards?

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>>30701291
All of us.

>>30701295
Is it odd that even in my fantasies of being with Twilight in Equestria, I'm still a reclusive internet fedora meme, I'm just a reclusive internet fedora meme with Twilight by my side?

>>30701468
No one cares what you are and how you picture yourself with her

>>30701291
I'm underweight and I regularly wash myself and shave, for what it's worth.

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>>30701503
That wasn't the question.

Remember Purple isn't lewd

>>30702061
How is the lewdest not lewd?

>>30701238
How 'bout neither?

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>>30702342

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>>30702061
Say that to my erection

>>30700328
If you want some top cute snarklight check out vega's slave pony story. it's more cute and cuddly than edgy slavery stuff. https://pastebin.com/rJhtA082

>>30701468
What's odd about that? I can't imagine myself as anyone but myself. No matter how I look it's important that I'm me. But I also have no problems self-inserting as a generic green bold alien with a question mark on his face. It's kind of a second nature by now.

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>>30702643
>not even halfway in
>spanking everywhere
>prostitution (or something that basically counts as such)
>also that grammar
No thank you.

>>30660846
>"Autism, twilight! It's a hell of a drug!"

>>30702643
>>30702817
Yeah it's kinda fetishy but the twilight is cute.

>>30689873
Please speak english

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>>30701239
Kiss the pony.

>>30702919
Can you read?

>>30702923
>how about you got to EQG general instead of posting that shit here

hmmmmmmmm, do I smell a mobilefag?

>>30702950
>>30702919
Are you drunk?

>>30702950
What's EQG got to do with anything?

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>>30702061
I absolutely agree with you, anon. But you can't deny how beautiful she is. You can't deny how alluring she is, how appealing she is. You can't deny her perfection. Lewd is such a dirty word for her and it doesn't do her justice. She is a goddess to be worshipped. Her warm smile and her gentle gaze make me lose my head. It's not even a desire, but a longing, born not of lewdness, but of profound beauty. A longing for perfection I don't even hope to be worthy of experiencing, yet I allow myself to dream of grasping it every single day. So it's not her being lewd, it's me being selfish and impure, so I agree with you.

>>30702342
>doesn't want twiggy to pin him down and hug him 'against his will'
I believe you might be gay