Dadonequus: Super Colt Edition

When is next DnD night?!?

>>30658902
DnD?

>>30659454
Where is your dadonequus little colt? Are you lost?

>>30659504
Hello, I'm Anon No. 30659454 and I'm looking for my dadonequus. I just found No. 30659453's and No. 30659455's Discord. I took a bite of my soap but I can't find mine.

>>30659454
yeah senpai a game of Dungeons n' Discords

>>30659628
my body is ready

>>30649735
Ben, your Anon is possibly the cutest thing in this thread and I hope that innocence never truly dies. our Eris is fun to read, like really really fun, she has a lot of personality but never comes out as a bitch. I really enjoyed this little moment of friendship

>>30658815
Whatever happened to WoI and Cookiefish?? They haven't been around in ages

>>30661234
Cockfish os dead and wand of inferno is in prison thread I think

>>30658902
better question
Dadonequus vidya gaem server when?

>>30661971
we have one already

>>30662347
For what game and how is the server called?

>>30662477
we got a discord where we play vidya gaims

Post some green you lazy faggots

>>30663124
Maybe we should keep this alive with some discussion because I don't think that we will have any new chapter from any new story until at least tomorrow. Elo said he is not updating until tomorrow, Erf has stopped posting every night and considering he just finished a pretty damn good arc I doubt he will post tonight. Ben posts every two months or so ;_;, Jekyll posts mostly during waking hours and Wand is trying to savage the prison thread.

>>30663623
My topic is that PHD should just say fuck it and use his newly learned laser spell on the sixth graders fuck those fucking cunts

>>30664068
Nah but I think he should stop taking things so seriously, it's just a school election not some diplomatic treaty for fuck's sake, that guy more than most anons in this thread needs to fully realize that he is a kid and is okay to act relaxed and like a fucking kid instead of trying to be a shining beacon of hope and harmony at all times, that shit is for when you grow older, try to enjoy your new childhood dude

>>30664282
It's part of the butterfly effect. You may think it's just a school election but PhD is a kid. He want's to help the school and want to prove he's a worth prince of equestria.

>>30665031
He's overdoing it a bit if you ask me

>>30663623
i don't know about you guys, but something feels off about ben's eris

>>30663124
Already started on meh new post. Might be out later today if I'm not a lazy fuck

>>30665031
>worth prince of equestria
Twilight did it by making 5 friends, maybe he is overdoing it a little but gotta admire that dedication

>>30665768
The only time I remember her being shady was with a scanner she pulled off out of nowhere and being impressed that ben's anon was a human. Other than that she has been a true nigga to him, unless you mean that maybe her being too friendly is shady and I guess you are right? I mean dadonequuses are supposed to be happy go lucky chaotic beings so I always saw that as normal

>>30666462
He deep inside wants to do right by his moms. so of course he'll do what he sees aa rhw mosr noble thing.

>>30666944
That nigga is a serious mommy boy

Stop trying to steal our writefags cunt sandwiches.

>>30667798
who?
no seriously, who's stealig who

>>30667945
You assholes are trying to steal the new guy on anonfilly. Saying your thread is "like anonfilly but without rape". Fuck off.

>>30667963
wut?

>>30661234
Playing vidya weekend so can't get myself to write but like I said before, I have greentext in store and I'll post it whenever I want to.
Right now I'm trying to finish the one from Prison, which speaking of, the thread died today.
I do a good job

>30667963
We don't know what are you talking about, but anyway, thanks for the free bumps

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>>30667963
What

>>30668075
And I won't be back anytime soon if my pastebin isn't in the OP :^)

>>30667798
>>30667963
Don't blame this thread for that. It's likely a rogue poster trying to start up shit for fun.

>>30668136
Someone stirring up shit in the anonfilly thread then suggesting content creators move elsewhere.
>>30667772
>>30668034
>>30668158

>>30668228
Bullshit. You're desperate to have someone new prop up your dying thread.

>>30668228
It's pathetic that you guys are shilling so hard.

>>30668228
Forgot to mention I was from anonfilly. If you guys get any shitposters here blaming you or anything they're not from the anonfilly thread. Some guy(s) having a giggle trying to start drama, it'll pass in time.
It's honestly pretty sad how hard they're trying.

>>30668315
>Oh I'm from Anonfilly
That's such bullshit

I wouln't give these guys any attention because that's what they are: Kids looking for attention by destroying other people's fun.

I was told that I should try writing over here. As long as Discord is involved in the process of bringing Anon to Equestria, everything else is fine, right? Just double checking.

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>>30668315
>>30668228
>starting drama with an even nicher thread than Anonfilly
I don't get that logic, but oh well. By the way, I'll post a new chapter later today

>>30668351
Discord is the dad. If it's not about that, get out.

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>>30668351
>As long as Discord is involved in the process of bringing Anon to Equestria, everything else is fine, right?
At this point I'd say that it just need to have Discord as a character in the story and Anon being a foal. For example Mine has Luna and Celestia as Anon's mums while Discord is a dear friend. In Jekyll's story, it's an otherwordly character named KK who brings Anon into Equestria and forces Discord to adopt him.

If you want to stay, you're more than welcome.

>>30668377
That doesn't seem all that hard to pull off, if people are really going to be a stickler for that.

>>30668351
You let the shitposters win, dammit. Whatever. It don't matter. None of this matters. Just do you thing.

>>30668391
Just remember that if it involves turning Anon into a pony, you're also welcome to post it in PTFG.

>>30668426
I'm really more interested in writing anon as a child, so I figure might as well try one of the more niche generals.

Why'd you have to come and steal our green?

>>30668498
Its not our fault they don't want to deal with being hounded for rape and abuse.

>>30668570
>Implying that there have been those things in the past 3 threads and some wierdo fag didn't just come out of fucking nowhere
lmao my guy

>>30668446
You can do that. The rules are pretty lax here. We even had an eldritch horror.

To me. As long as the character is adopted and Discord is in it doing something. its fine

>>30668570
That was just one or a few shitposters trying to cause drama with the new writefag and it looks like it worked

>>30668855
They chose the better thread. Get over it.

>>30668446
Anon as a human kid? That would be interesting, as the cuban erf said, rules are pretty lax in this thread, so I don't see why you shouldn't do it.

>>30668898
Ah, I shouldn't have said "child". Wasn't sure on gender yet and it didn't occur to me to say foal. My bad.

That said, if people think a human child would be interesting, that could be fun to write. Or maybe they go back and forth between child and foal.

>>30668889
>Implying any one thread is better than the others
You can lie to yourself and your minions
You can claim that you haven't a qualm
But you never can run from
Nor hide what you've done from the eyes
The very eyes of Notre Dame

>>30668912
I was just making an assumption. My best advice is write the story you want to make.

>>30654703
>At least the two sixth graders were gone now. You hoped. You opened the locker just a little bit to confirm that they really weren’t there, but also charged your horn in case they thought that they could surprise you.
>Hmm… nope, they’re gone now. You could see them walking down the hallway and turning at an intersection. Thank the heavens.
>With a sigh of relief, you teleported out of the locker and used that spell again to go to the bathrooms so you could clean your mean… luckily, you knew where those were.
>After washing your mane, you slowly opened the bathroom door and took a peak. Dang, the coast wasn’t clear! You counted at least six monitors patrolling the hallways, and by the looks of it, they weren’t gonna leave any time soon.
>It was logical too, these bathrooms were at an intersection that led to all the major areas of the school. If someone was, say, try to get in contact with a different class, they would necessarily need to go through here.
>Even with those considerations in mind, you couldn’t help but to think one thing about the sixth graders: what a bunch of lazy idiots.
>You still don’t know if where the fourth classrooms are, and at this point, you were sure that your dear classmates are probably doing the tasks you asked to do. So, okay… you have like five different hallways to choose from, and you don’t know where to go…
>But you can’t stay in the bathroom forever, that won’t help anyone! And you’re on a time limit, so you absolutely must keep moving.
>You peaked outside again, and decided to choose your path with an old methodology that has been proven as flawless by countless Scientifics.
“Eeny, meeny, miny, mo… to heck with this! I’m with going with the central hallway and that’s it!”
>You closed the door again and realized another important thing: You are going to need to teleport a lot, and you meant A LOT.

>>30669028
>While you certainly have the sufficient skill to teleport like an insane pony, this was gonna use a lot of magic, and you really didn’t want to suffer a magical short circuit… again. Those suck.
>So, in order to control the use of your magic in a much more optimal way, you should probably do those exercises that Moon Dancer taught you.
>You charged your horn with a certain amount of magic, and then discharged it. You repeated that several times until you were sure that you had this in the bag.
>You focused a bit more, and in an instant, you teleported to the inside of another locker. Worried that you had caught any attention from the “patrols” you peered a bit, luckily, they were still at the junction and nearby the bathrooms.
>Good, now you only need to do the same thing until you stumble upon the fourth graders classrooms and you’re golden.
>You lit up your horn again and…
>”What are you doing?! You ruffians! Bullies! Jerks! Don’t you have any respect for the mighty Crayola?! Wait… what are you doing?! Nooo!”
>Almost as if it was a reflex, you teleported in the direction of that yell, appearing inside a classroom.
>This one was much more… colorful and artsy than yours. Honestly, that’s the best description you could come up with for this classroom.
>You could see myriads of crayon colored drawings covering the entirety of the walls. All of them depicting what you thought, were ponies dressed in robes gathered around a rainbow colored idol.
>Candles of all colors sat on top of the sticker-filled drawers along with strange amateurish decorations made out of crayons. For the looks of it, this class really was into crafting weird stuff.

>>30669036
>What caught your attention the most was a group of foals dressed in rainbow colored robes who were gathered around… the teacher’s desk? Huh… that’s odd.
>Whatever their reason might be for this, it was clear that these little colorful “monks” were in a defensive position. Maybe that desk was of a really big importance for them?
>”I told ya already pipsqueak. If you aren’t voting for Ruffle then yer gonna pay!”
>Of course, the ones these foals were defending their precious desk from was a couple of sixth graders. One was a beige-colored filly with a white and a face covered with freckles.
>”Wait. We’re gonna take their bits too? I thought that we were here just to make them scared so these dorks vote for us”
>The other a brown coated colt with a black mane, and boy, he surely didn’t look like the brightest foal you ever saw.
>”You dumb knucklehead, that’s what I mean by the paying part! It’s a metaphoar… err… metafez? Whatever, it means that they either vote fer us or we’re gonna break them!”
>Despite being the leader of the pair, it seems like the filly wasn’t very bright. You were sure that’s a pattern with the sixth graders. All the evidence you’ve seen so far points to that
>”Oh… so we’re not gonna take their bits then?” The colt asked with a dumb expression on his face
>”Of course we’re gonna take their bits! Are you dumb? Wait…” The filly stayed silent for a couple of second before shaking her head “Of course you’re as dumb as a sack of potatoes… eh, just follow my lead, will ya?”

>>30669039
>”Y-You r-r-ruffians shall not pass!” A familiar looking colt timidly stepped forward “T-The mighty Crayola has spoken, and with all its wonderful colors, it has told us that you would only bring nasty muted and sad colors to our colorful school, and for that we shall not choose you as our leader!”
>Hey, you knew this guy! His name was Scribble Scrabble, right? This fella is a third grader, and you have helped him before…funnily enough, it was against a sixth grader who was bullying for… oh…! That’s right! You remember now! The third graders adore a Crayola or something like that.
>Hmmm… so these two sixth graders must be after that little “artifact”. If they get their dirty little hooves on it, then they will have the third grade in their pockets. On a douchy-level of logic, it makes sense.
>”Yeah! What the great colorful leader said!” A pint sized colt jumped to back up his classmate “You guys are nothing but meanies and… HEY!”
>Despite his bravery, the poor colt just got pushed to a side by the sixth grader filly ”Oh, shut up already!” She then turned to the dumb looking colt and motioned him to advance “Hey, feather brains, take care of the shrimps while I grab that stupid crayon, alright?”
>The poor guy got sent against a drawer and after he made a hit, the guy fell on his back “Wh-wh-what did we ever do to you? He said with tears in his eyes “Why do you have to be so- ooooh”
>The entirety of the class gasped in shock, but maybe by fear or loyalty to their colorful idol, they didn’t dare to move from their place.
>”Pencil Sketch!” Scribble Scrabble ran to his friend’s aid “Are you okay? By the great Crayola and its all-powerful colors, answer me!” You assumed that thanks to his shock, Scribble Scrabble didn’t realize that he was shaking his friend in a rather hard way.

>>30669055
>Despite all of this, the colt didn’t answer, but didn’t get up either. His attention was fixated on you “We’re saved…the great Crayola sent help” the colt said as while still lying on his back, pointed with his hoof at you
>”Oh no…” Scribble Scrabble gasped “Did you hit your head? Oh, no… we have to go to the nursery and…” When Scribble Scrabble rose his head, his eyes became wide open. “Treat…that…oh by the colors of the rainbow! We’re saved!”
>Well, it seems like he finally took notice of your presence.
>”Pffft! You? Saved? Nah, after we break that dumb crayon we’re gonna take yer bits, and then we’re gonna tear” The filly turned around to give Scribble Scrabble an arrogant smirk “your… drawings”
>You have to admit, watching that jerk’s arrogance turning into surprise and then fear was somewhat amusing. Maybe this is the reason why Discord always appears by surprise.
>Of course, you weren’t just going to stand there watching and doing nothing to help these foals. It’s just that… you wanted to do this like your mothers would: In a classy and elegant manner.
>Before the sixth grader could yell for help or tell her friend to do anything, you casted a freezing spell on her. You even made sure that it was strong enough so it would not only prevent her from moving, but also from speaking.
>”Hey, why did you say that so slowly?” The dumb-looking colt chuckled and asked in a playful tone “Oh! I know! Is it because we’re gonna rip those pictures veeery slowly? I love it! That will make them cry even harder!”
>That joy banished when he saw that his friend wasn’t moving at all “Uhhh… you realize that we’re not playing to be statues right?”
“I’m afraid that your friend is unavailable right now…and so are you”

>>30669069
>”What the…? Who are you?!” The colt jumped from the surprise of hearing your voice, but just like you did with the filly, you casted a freezing spell on this idiot too, same strength and everything.
>You gave the two “statues” a smug grin as you walked at them. Then, you closed the colt’s mouth and chuckled
“I think that you should read more newspapers, my friend… or read more in general. Really, I agree with your friend here about your intelligence being… undeveloped.”
>You turned to Scribble Scrabble and… Pencil Sketch was it? And offered your hoof to help them get back on their hooves.
>”You… came to my aid… the Prince saved me again…” With great astonishment Scribble looked at your hoof and then looked at you in the eye “The great Crayola surely display its colors in the most mysterious and awesomest way possible”
>You rolled your eyes as you pulled Scribble, then you patted his shoulder and gave the two colts a gentle smile
“Whatever works for you, my friend. Now, why don’t you tell me what the hay was going on-”
>”I know right! I dunno what he did and… wait” The colt quickly jumped back on his four hooves “Did you say this guy is a prince?!” Pencil Sketch then turned to you, his little tail was swinging from side to side “Are you really a prince?”

>>30669069
>You let out a chuckle, this little guy was too adorable. Seriously, you’ll never know how those idiots mustered the cruelty to raise a hoof against him
>You nodded and offered him a bow
“That’s right. I’m Prince Anon, son of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, but tell you something. You can just call me Anon, like all my friends do”
>”S-So that means I’m your friend too?” It seems like the colt forgot what just happened since he was now beaming with joy “For real?”
>You nodded at him.
“Yes, for real. Hope you don’t mind that the invitation extends to the rest of your group too..”
“You kiddin’?! That is AMAZING! Hey guys! Did you see that?” Pencil rushed to the rest of his group as he yelled in excitement “The great Crayola sent a member of royalty to save us, and he says that he’s our friend!”
>You gently placed your hoof on your forehead and shook your head. Then you turned to Scribble Scrabble who was sitting right by your side”
“That little fella surely has a lot of energy… but tell me Scribble. Why did those sixth graders tried to take your… uh… great and powerful Crayola? And…uh… do you know where the fourth grade classroom is?”


With this short chapter I call it in for the day. Don't worry, I'm already working on the next one which should be out around monday or tuesday. As always, your thoughts are appreciated. Have a nice weekend anons

>>30669084
>Inmobilizing them instead of shooting lasers
Goddamn PhD stop being so fucking Prince-like I know its your motivation and life goal but just kill them

>>30669084
I was actually wondering if you were gonna bring the crayon cultists back glad you did because those kids are adorable

>>30669424
Short but sweet I always get a smile when Anon introduces himself as the prince of equestria. Feels good after so many chapters where he did his best to reject his title

>>30669084
This whole thing about the great crayola is adorable! Can't wait to see how the rest of the school is

>>30669084
You forgot to put a meme arrow there. As for the update this was a fun one, PhD's using his magic to sealth his way around the school is a fun idea, the crayon kids are all cute as fuck and I'm glad that PhD went a bit on the offensive this time, those assholes don't have a chance against him so I'm glad that the prince showed why. Also woudln't be cool if these guys grow to idolize PhD?

Bip

>>30672432
>>30673000
Fuck you both.

>>30669084
That new guy, the little crayon cultist colt, that guy is fucking cute man l. I want to pinch his cheeks and give him a hug

>>30669084
Crayola guys are top cute

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>>30674420

>>30669084
I keep saying that anon should simply kick the sixth grader shit in

>>30665768
Yeah, she is being a bit too friendly even for MLP standards maybe she wants Discord to remain trapped in stone?

>>30669084
Do we have art of scribble scrabble?

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>>30676048

>tfw Erf is kill
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you made my mornings great

>>30669084
Reading this made me wonder something. Is phd anon going to achieve alicornhood? Because it seems like Luna and Celestia are preparing him to attain that and well, it would be pretty fucking sad for the princesses to lose their only kid and for equestria to lose the pone that is supposed to be harmony incarnated

>>30677940
I'm not kill. But by gummit. let me relax. Ive been literally writing near nonstop since midseason 5 hiatus

>>30678495
You goddamn deserved some rest.

>>30666462
she doesn't like discord for some reason, and was way too friendly with anon right off the bat. i think she wants to destroy the lil nigga

>>30679540
Why would she do such thing? does she hate cute colts?

>>30677442
Requesting Tails as Alberto
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>>30678690
I really love this picture

>>30680072
maybe she eats them

>>30681352
What if she actually has a crush on the little nigga?

>>30682129
Well I would totally eat out Eris

Hey Dadonequus, newfag here. I've been lurking in the Anonfilly threads for a few weeks, and I was wondering what you guys think of us especially with the shit that went down a couple of days ago

>>30682823
I'm fine with Anonfilly. I wrote a few one shots for them. One which pissed off this thread due to stupid shit.

>>30682859
They're a bunch of fags, that's why

>>30682823
I like your cute art but I certainly don't like the sexualization of the filly. What happened a couple days ago also led me to believe that autism is strong with some anons in that thread

>>30682859
>pissed off
>memeing shitpost
>one guy complaining
the filly symptoms are far worse than i thought

>>30683069
>filly symptoms.

Nigga, it wasn't the meming shitpost guy. Everyone on the Discord had a problem with it. Elo was being a goddamn mexicunt pussy about it.

>>30683415
About the Anonfilly story? Nigga I told you that I didn't even read it

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>>30683449
but you still tried to lecture me

>>30682823
Biggest cancer on the board and badly needs to be wiped out.

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>>30683488
I just wished you good luck

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>>30682823
I was when Anonfilly was born.
All those anons saying "I want to be the little filly"
It was cute at first, the first story was about how Twilight turned Anon into a filly and Anon having a memory loss.
It didn't go cute anymore from there.
Twilight looking at Anonfilly as a disgusting human still, bullying him despite Twilight saying "I love you mommy".
I keep on reading, hoping the writefag wouldn't be an asshat all along.
It didn't happen.
I stopped reading when the writefag said he wanted to write Anonfilly getting raped AND a hoof mutilated by a chainsaw.
I still remember the first two draws I saw of Anonfilly: One of her alone in her birthday with a cake alone crying with some bruises I think, the other of herself trying to drown in the bathtube.

Anonfilly has good art and most is cute, but still, the beginning was dark and edgy.
Besides, why want to be the little filly when you can be the little colt and be a cock sock?

>>30683536
>despite Twilight saying "I love you mommy".
I meant despite Anonfilly*

>>30682823
Go merge with PTFG.

I see there is no escape from the autism even here. Makes me feel better about the filly thread, at least. Clearly we aren't the only ones.

Why can't we all just have nice things?

>>30683751
Based on what I've seen, in some rare occasions, we get invaded by other threads because some dudes want to write their stories here rather than in those bigger threads. We get shitposted for a few hours then everything goes back to normal. This is a very niche thread, so 90% of the posts are regularly discussions about the stories or plain bumps.

Good night my friends

Morning bump

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For the anonfillies that are apparently starting to bleed out here:

Anon doesn't have to be a colt.

Anon doesn't have to be a pony.

There doesn't need to be an anon.

As long as Discord is, or acts like, a dad in some way, even if it's a gag, trope, or relative situation. Like a "daddy daycare" but with Discord.

Example prompt: Discord babysits the cake twins/flurry heart.

This may be taken for discord to be, well, a babysitter rather than a dad... Or could it? Depends on how you'd write it honestly, but anything *like* that goes here too. It'd probably go right along with the theme better, too.

>>30684508
...that said, go grimdark or rape shite pls

>>30684517
NO, Not "go"! Fucking autocorrect.

bop

>>30684517
>*don't go grimdark and rape shit is not welcome
Fix'd there for you. Tone of the thread is lighthearted fun with cute SoL and fun adventures which is more akin to the actual show.

>>30684508
It's mostly Discord striking a deal with Anon to go to Equestria. Whether it be for a second chance, or some ulterior motive it's usually:

-Anon get turned into colt
-Discord is some sort of guardian/parent
-Stories go with tone of the show
-Characters on point to how they are portrayed in the show
-Flavorful, memorable, non-cringey OCs

>>30684977
>Good News was forgotten after her first appearance
>Probably forgotten again
>Everyone remembers the ninja, Shadow Sheet
>Probably remembers his name as Shadow Step

>>30685104
Should change her name to Fake News :^)

>>30685104
Not every OC will be a big hit, but most are memorable, especially Scrappy

>>30685104
Would you say that those are some bad news?

>>30685300
>when you realize the Scrappy chapter is missing the first post

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flap

Post green you fags

>>30685104
That's the exception to the rule

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>>30685300
Don't you forget about best bat

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I'm editing my update, sorry for the delay. Have a Cherrywood's gif to compensate

>>30689051
BEST BAT
BEST HISSES
BEST EEEEE

>>30689271
this.

>>30665980
>After a brief moment of recuperation, you find the will to reach somewhere that has an actual floor. Standing slowly, you lean against the wall as you continue up the stairs, and luckily for you, you could see the ceiling and an opening in it past all of the gears that ran through the center of the tower.
>As you ascend, you think about what KK said before, if not to just distract yourself from the terror you just went through, then just because it made you curious. She said that your education would be ‘prolonged’ by what you said and that Twilight could ‘handle it’. Did she mean to tell you that Twilight is some kind of genius teacher and that's who she got because she thought you'd be a genius?
>Well, you already heard from Twilight herself that she tries to know as much as she can, but still, if she's expecting a genius when you get there, she's gonna be very disappointed. That being said, she seemed very surprised by your appearance, so it made you question whether she knows that she's going to be your teacher or not. Then again, she did apparently hear about you, so there was also that. All of it just made you curious how that whole thing will go down when the time comes.
>Coming to the opening in the ceiling reveals an entirely new room to you, this one being square and, unlike the last, having an auditory mechanical rumble. You appeared to be at the very back wall of the room from the opening. The side walls were loosely lined with gears and cogs, all turning at their own rates, the front one being completely taken up by a large, violet, stained glass clock face with two overlapping pointed oval shapes inside of it, giving the clock a look of an eye, both vertically and horizontally.

>>30689962
>The strange thing about it was that it seemed to be meant to be read from the inside rather than the outside. Leading up to the front of the room was a path, designated by two deeply engraved lines starting at either side of the entrance. On the outsides of said lines were a long series of strange, foreign glyphs running along them to the front of the room, at which both them and the lines transferred into a small circle, only about two meters in diameter.
>And in said circle was a pony, a mare if the size and the length of the mane and tail indicated anything at all. Her mane and tail were about as long as Twilight’s and appeared to be split into two separate colors, the dominant being a cobalt blue and the underlying being a minty green. Her coat was also a fitting teal.
>Adjusting your speed from a shuffle to an amble, you make your way out of the entrance and down the pathway. On your way down you attempt to decipher the runes along the path, but ultimately you give up, since you realized that a basic vocabulary alone wouldn't be enough to read it even if you could see the pattern.
>Once you're about three quarters of the way down the path, the mare lifts her front left hoof and trusts it into the hard floor, resulting in a clack as all other movement and sound in the room come to an instant halt, the echo of the impact being the only noticeable sound, even to your trained ears.
>And of course she was scary as fuck right off the bat. You suppress a shudder at the thought of what you've fucking got into.
>Fuck your life.

>>30689967
>Slowly but surely, she turns her body ninety degrees to the side, never taking her eyes off of the clock. Now that she was turned to her side, you could see what you couldn't before. She was a pegasus and her cutie mark strikingly resembled the hands displayed on the clock. After a few seconds, she flicks her head the other way, so that she was facing you. The first thing your eyes were drawn to, were her eyes, a staggeringly bright amethyst color that seemed to be able to see right through you. Though, that thought was betrayed by the soft smile she held on her face. Seriously, what the fuck was up with these ponies and their smiling? But before you can ramble to yourself more about how weird and stupid it was, she speaks.
>”Anon! Right on time!”
>Her voice was jovial and filled with spirit, yet calm in some way. She starts trotting down the path towards you with a slight skip in her step.
>”My name is Serenity. I'm this universe's local keeper of time, which means that I keep everything in order within all of the timelines that have, do, and ever will exist pertaining to this world. KK seems to have sent you here so that I can quickly answer your questions and get you acquainted with this world. Any other questions that you have will be answered eventually, just give them time.”
>Reaching you, she takes a small breath before letting it out quickly, a confident smile crossing her face.
>”So, how was that?”

>>30689973
>...
>The fuck was that?
>First you were terrified, then you were suspicious, now you were just in fucking awe. How the fuck did she manage to answer your questions without you saying them? Given, they were pretty obvious, but she still answered them in order. Two fucking questions: ‘Who are you’ and ‘Why did KK send me here’.
“How the f-”
>Quickly pressing her hoof against your face, she hushes you.
>”Upupup, no questions. Just time for you to listen. Now, follow me.”
>She turns to her right and walks her way to the wall, specifically a gear at floor level that wasn't connected to any others. You wanted to protest, but her self proclaimed title makes you second guess yourself. You follow in her wake, reaching the door, begrudgingly keeping your mouth sealed for now.
>The way you see it, she seemed to have power, physical power. Not just because she did that super fucking intimidating gear stopping thing, but because you could physically feel an aura of energy emanations from her, something that neither KK nor Discord have given off yet, and you knew them both to be very powerful so far.
>In any case, better safe than a fucking pancake. Also, if you stayed close, you could probably leech off some of that energy. The more the merrier.
>As you both come to the gear, it alone starts back up, slowly gaining speed until you could barely make out more than a circle. And as if water flowing from a fountain, an array of colors flows from the center of the gear, reaching its outer limits and reforming, revealing a field of green on the other side.
>Serenity turns and stands beside the portal, extending her hoof towards it with a smile.
>”After you.”

>>30689979
I'm slightly dissatisfied with this update, but that may be because there's a lot of questions and not answers, I'm not sure. Like I've said, me more I look at my stuff the more I think it's shit

>>30690012
but it's not shit

>>30689973
What if I told you that I want to fuck Serenity?

bampu

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>>30690402
Have away

>>30690012
For what I get your Anon is going to deal more with "higher beings" like KK and this new gal like Serenity, wonder what would happen if Celestia notices this

>>30690012
It is shit. Total, irredeemable shit.

>>30691359
Since when the fuck you draw?

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>>30691833
Since whenever the fuck I want nigga

>>30691981
draw more

>>30692833
flap away

>>30691981
Then get off your lazy ass and draw us some more you double tetran

>>30689979
This may be getting a bit to anime-ish but I would be lying if I said that Serenity isn't a total cutie

What happened to the guy who was supposed to start a story here instead of the cesspool of anonfilly?

>>30693703
>the cesspool of anonfilly
are you trying to start shit anon?

>>30693703
maybe he turned into a filly

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>>30693146
>barely able to get off my ass enough to write
>asked to start drawing as well
...
>ha.jpeg

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>>30689051
Foolish shitspic! That is actually Nuke's batpony! Mwahahahaha! I forgot the name. Echo?

Funny though, I did think it resembled Cherrywood, u know, when u don't notice that there's another part of the mane coming from behind her head to the right of the image. But I didn't say anything of the sort! Ha ha!

>>30694844
whoa! the rabbit is back with his crush for Elo! when you draw cute colt?

>>30669084
>”Well…” Scribble rubbed the back of his head “We don’t know much… or at least I sure dunno why those dudes came here in the first place. ‘Cuz one moment, our sweet teacher left for some not-so-colorful business and the other, well… those guys over there…“
>He pointed at the two immobilized sixth graders “Bursted into our classroom, just like “BAM!” And said that they would destroy the great Crayola if we didn’t vote for…uh… what’s his name again?”
“Ruffle Truffle. The sixth grader’s candidate for the school election. Hmmm… so my initial suspicion was right. Meh, those guys really are as predictable as they are stupid”
>”Maybe?” Scribble Scrabble shrugged “I still dunno who that guy is… I don’t think that I even knew that there was an election coming up. What I know is that the great Crayola’s all powerful colors guided you here to save us”
>Not really, no. If you think about everything that happened, the timid yell that you heard from the safety of your hideout was definitely Scribble Scrabble trying to protect that little idol of his. In a way, it was him who brought you here.
>That said… you felt that it would be for the beat if didn’t break the little guy’s illusion.
“As I said before, whatever you say, mate… Now, as for my other question. Think you can help me with that?”
>”You mean, if I know where the fourth graders classroom is?” For brief moment, Scribble Scrabble looked at you with confusion in his eyes, but ultimately, he shrugged it off and nodded proudly “Yeah, of course I know where they are! The school might not have too much color these days, but I still know my way through it. Those guys are at the end of the hallway.”
>Oh! Thank the heavens that you took the right route! You weren’t sure what would have happened if you had to go back to the bathrooms and you certainly didn’t want to know either.

>>30695053
“Thanks Scribble! I’ll be on my way, but if you guys hear anything suspicious...mmm… it’s too risky for you guys to go out now… hmm… tell you what, if that happens, then tell me during recess, alright? I’m sure that the sixth graders won’t be a threat during that time.”
>You started to charge your horn again, and once that was done, you were ready to teleport out of the third graders classroom.
>But Scribble stopped you before that could happen. “Wait!” He quickly yelled as he stood in front of you “Y-You can’t leave now!”
>You raised an eyebrow and despite being slightly annoyed, you replied with the most polite tone you could muster
“I’m sorry Scribble, but I have to go. Time is running short and the fourth graders supposedly know infiltration tactics and I’m gonna be honest with you, mate. I don’t know anything about that sort of stuff, so… yeah, I gotta go”
>”C’mon Anon, can’t you stay a little longer?” Scribble let out a sad whimper as his ears and head dropped “We wanted to introduce our colorful savior to the mighty Crayola, and…y’know, making you an honorary member of “the color crayon happy foals” that’s the name of our secret club, by the way”
>Awww, dang! Scribble Scrabble was giving you a pleading look, the kind that you would be a monster if you refused. To make things worse, when you raised your head and looked at the rest of his class, all of them were looking at you with sad, puppy eyes.
>You placed your hoof on your forehead and combed your mane. Then you rolled your eyes and let out a sigh in frustration
“Alright, alright. I’ll stay a little longer, but just a little, okay? I’m seriously going against time with this.”
>The whole classroom erupted in cheers and “Hoorays!” and in any other situation, you’d find that to be something cute and even a thing to be proud of, but considering what was happening right now… well, you have to cut that out before you get a swarm of imbeciles coming your way.

>>30695079
>You shook your head, rolled your eyes and then placed your hoof on your lips and promptly shushed them.
“SSShhh-sshhh-shhh! Hey, hey, hey! Keep it down, will ya? Remember that these idiots think that you guys are in great despair or… something like that! So if you don’t want more sixth graders coming in here, you gotta keep up the act!”
>Immediately after hearing that, all of the third graders effectively shut up, that was partially good, the problem is, now you managed to hurt the feelings of an entire classroom.
>All of the third graders had their head and ears down. Some were on the verge of tears.
>”S-Sorry Mr. Prince”
>”Yeah it’s just that I got happy because…”
>”Hush! You’re gonna make him even more mad and we don’t want that!”
>”You shut up too! H-He is right… I don’t want more of those guys trying to break our Crayola”
>”O-Or our drawings… I just want to go back and draw some colorful stuff like we always do”
>Oh come on! Why they were acting like this now out of all times? Did you say something wrong? Were YOU wrong? No… definitely not, it’s the foals who’re in the wrong.
>…And you were getting more and more impatient.
>You slapped your face and let out a groan
“C’mon, I’m not mad. I’m not scolding you. I’m only pointing out a fact and that fact is that if those sixth graders hear cheering, they will come here and then we will have trouble. So please, take this a little more seriously next time, alright? Because that’s what we need right now, seriousness, because this is… ah… well, a serious situation.”
>”Uh… Anon?” The little colt from before timidly approached you. Pencil Sketch, right? Yeah, that was his name… you hoped.
>You raised an eyebrow and asked with a bit of annoyance.
“Yes, Pencil, what’s up?”

>>30695084
>“Uhm… I just thought of something.” Pencil Sketch said as nervousness started to appear on his face “What are we gonna do with…y’know?” Scribble motioned with his head over to the frozen sixth graders “Are they gonna stay like that forever and ever?”
>… Ain’t you the stupidest stupid who has ever stupid? How could you forget that?!
“Oh… right”
>Dang your horrible attention span! You actually got sidetracked again! Geez, it would have been pretty bad if you went on your merry way and left these idiots unchecked.
>You let out a sigh and rubbed the back of your head as you gave the third graders an apologetic smile.
“No, they won’t. My spell can’t last forever. That said, we can’t let them free right now, so…hmmm… do you have anything to tie them up?”
>”That we do!” Pencil Sketch gave you a little salute before quickly running at some drawers and shuffling through them. Then, he grabbed a bunch of handkerchiefs with his mouth, which of course,
> Pencil Sketch took the handkerchiefs with his hooves, raised them above his head and proudly yelled ”Ta-Ta-Da-Daaaa!”
>…Gosh darn it
>When the colt realized the reason as to why you were shooting him an angry glare, he looked down in shame for a moment “O-O-Oh that’s right… we gotta stay silent and serious… sorry”
>You rolled your eyes and shook your head.
“Don’t sweat it, just keep the volume down, alright?”
>”Y-Yeah…sorry” Pencil Sketch timidly nodded “A-Anyway, I thought that we could use these to tie them down… I-I think that we can even use them so they can’t yell for help”

>>30695091
>Using your magic, you levitated the handkerchiefs towards you and gave them a good look. Just like everything else in this classroom, these handkerchiefs were super colorful, and with different patterns engraved onto them, which for the most part, were the third graders’ cutie marks
“Did you guys make these?”
>”That’s right!” Scribble Scrabble intervened “We made them extra colorful, just like the great Crayola. Do you like them?”
>You have to give them something, these things were super well done, to the point where you were sure that this quality was way better than some stuff you’ve seen at the castle. There was no doubt that these folks were prodigies with their craft.
“Actually, yes. I gotta be honest… I’m starting to feel bad about using such cool handkerchiefs on such lame idiots… I don’t suppose you have anything else that could do trick, do you?”
>Scribble and the rest of his classroom shook his head.
“Oh, well…”
>You handed the handkerchiefs to Pencil
“Make sure they can’t move and also tie their muzzles. We don’t want them to call any backup.”
>”Easy-peasy! My brother is the leader of his foal scout troop and he taught me how to make some sick knots! C’mon guys! I just need some help with keeping them steady!” Immediately after that, Pencil accompanied by a couple of his classmates tied the sixth graders like you told them.
>After you were sure that there was no danger, you dispelled the spell that you casted on the sixth graders. Of course, the moment they realized that they could move again, they struggled to break free.
>The two idiots tried their best but never came close to untie themselves. That really made you respect these guys a bit more

>>30695106
“Man, Pencil wasn’t lying. Those knots are totally sick!”
>”Well, yes.” Scribble proudly nodded “His special talent is tying ropes, so that’s why we made him our official rope-guy, ‘cuz he ties stuff like nopony business”
“Well… I ain’t gonna argue with that, it DOES make sense.”
>You gave a last glance to the sixth graders… nah, they weren’t going anywhere anytime soon.
“Alright, with that problem out of the way…”
>You turned to Scribble Scrabble and let out a sigh
“Why don’t you introduce me to “The all colorful Crayola”? And I don’t want to be rude to you and your colorful vibe, but please, make it quick, as I said before, I’m kind of in a hurry”
>”Sure!” Scribble frantically nodded as he tugged your leg “Follow me this way, my colorful prince!”
>As you walked along with Scribble Scrabble, you rolled your eyes and let out a small groan
“I already told you, mate. Call me Anon like all my friends do, the whole prince-title-thing is for more… eh… official stuff or for awesome introductions. Seriously, no one calls me like that unless the situation is serious”
>”Well…” Scribble walked past you and stood at the other side of the teacher’s desk “This IS a pretty serious thing and you just said that we need to be serious, right? AND the great Crayola demands respect. Now my colorful prince!”
>Scribble started shuffling the teacher’s desk “Behold!” Then he pulled a little crayon and using his magic, he raised it above his head “Our Great, Powerful, Mighty and Colorful Crayola! MWAHAHAHAHA!”

>>30695114
>So this was the great Crayola, huh? A small crayon that instead of being of a single color like every other crayon out there, had all the colors of the rainbow… that is… completely frickin’ awesome!
“Mate that is the coolest thing I’ve seen this whole week! Seriously, getting one of those must require some SERIOUS luck”
>”I know!” Scribble frantically nodded as he looked at the crayon with an almost deranged expression “I found the great Crayola in a crayon’s box that I won on the same sketching contest where I got my cutie mark! It was like destiny! MWAHAHAHAHA-Ouch! What the hay…? Pencils!”
>Out of nowhere, Pencil Sketch came and slapped Scribble… and boy, it looked like it hurt a lot ”Dude, you said that you were gonna stop with the creepy laugh!”
>”True…True… I-I’m sorry, I lost my colors for a moment…” Scribble rubbed his cheek “But did ya have to slap me this hard?”
>Pencil Sketch and the rest of the third graders nodded.
>With a chuckle, you approached Scribble and placed your hoof on his shoulder
“I bet Pencil here had his reasons, that laughter was pretty creepy…”
>”Really?” Scribble looked down in embarrassment
>You, Pencil and all of the foals in the classroom including the sixth graders nodded
>”Oh…sorry” Scribble Scrabble said with an awkward smile
“Don’t worry… My marefriend kind of does the same to me when we work at the lab… but getting back on topic that great Crayola of yours is really awesome, that I must admit. But as I already told you like a bazillion times, I’m in a hurry so I have to go now.”

>>30695124
>”Ah… okay…” Scribble sighed as he moved his hoof on circular motions “I understand…”
“Thank you, mate. Now, if you excuse me…”
>You started to charge your horn with magic. Alright, the first thing you have to do is to teleport into the same locker that you were before, and from there, teleport from locker to locker until you find the fourth graders. This should be easy, right?
>”Anon?” Scribble raised his hoof and placed it on your back, effectively stopping you from teleporting… again “Err… I have a question”
>You took a deep breath and tried your best to hide your impatience
“Yes, Scribble? Is there anything else I can do for you?”
>”Uhhm…” Scribble looked down as he kicked the dirt with his front hoof “Now that you know the Great Crayola, I was thinking if… y’know… would like to do draw some sketches with us? I mean, after this whole thing is over, of course”
>Oh… dang, now you felt like an idiot… these guys actually just wanted to spend a bit more with you. The guys who almost broke their precious Crayola must have surely scared the third graders.
>Heck, considering that you kept talking about the current situation with the sixth graders, these foals were probably terrified that more would come and finish the job… and probably do something worse to them.
>Of course, maybe they just liked you, maybe they just wanted to spend more time with an upper classmate who saved their butts. Whatever the case may be, that saddened look on Scribble Scrabble’s face kind of made you realize lots of things.

>>30695126
“Mate, my skills with anything related to art are… well… to be fair, they are absolutely terrible, not even my magic can fix that, really my forte are the sciences”
>Scribble Scrabble and the rest of the sixth graders looked down, all of their faces were displaying disappointment… oh, come on.
>You let out a sigh and placed your hoof on Scribble’s shoulder
“But… eh…on the other side, why not? I mean, you guys are pretty good with this, so maybe you could teach me how to get better in touch with my artistic side.”
>”Really? You will seriously hang with us?” Scribble asked with a hopeful glimmer in his eyes
>You slowly nodded as you started to charge your horn once more
“Yup, once the sixth graders are dealt with, I want you to teach me how to draw some “colorful” sketches.”
>”The most colorful sketches and artsy stuff in the world!” Scribble Scrabble jumped in his place “So it’s a promise, right? You’ll hang with us and be the mega honorary member of “the color crayon happy foals” right?!”
“Of course! And remember, this is a royalty-tier promise, the kind that it’s worth more than all the bits in Equestria, so don’t think for a second that I will ditch you or something douchy like that.”
>The third graders cheered… for a second, this time they remembered that you asked them to keep quiet, so instead they opted for silently clap their hooves together.
>You shook your head and let out a little chuckle before giving them a bow
“It was fun to hang with you guys, but as I said many times before, I’m in a hurry. See ya later and take care”
>”O-Ok!” Scribble Scrabble slowly nodded, but before he could say anything else, you teleported away from the classroom and into a random locker. Luckily, nothing gross fell on your precious mane this time.

>>30695132
>Considering how fond those foals seemed to be of you. You felt kind of bad for leaving the third graders classroom, but this whole mess needed to be resolved as quickly as possible, and for that to happen, you needed to go to the fourth graders classroom as quickly as-
>From one end of the hallway, you heard several hoofsteps coming at your direction, along with the voices of some sixth graders.
>”What are you doing?! Get that idiot!”
>”Sorry bro! But that guy was too slippery, bro!”
>”And fast, bro! Don’t forget that he’s fast!”
>Okay… you heard three sixth graders, nothing that you can’t handle in case you have to face them. The question is: who are they chasing?
>”HAHAHAHA! YOU WILL NEVESH CATCH THE GOLDEN THUNDAH! HAHAHAHAHAH!” a very young looking foal dressed in yellowish pajamas ran by your locker. Shortly after that, you saw the sixth graders who were following her closely behind.
>Hmmm… well, whoever this young filly was, it seemed like she was handling those jerks just fine, or rather, they weren’t able to catch her if those yells were anything to go by. Maybe you can ignore this and…
>”OH NO! THE GOLDEN THUNDAH HASH BEEN COSHNESHED! ISH THIS THE END OF OUR BRAVE FILLY HERO!” Yeah… no, you have to help her.
>Well… time to kiss your stealthy approach goodbye… Frickin’ sixth graders.
>You teleported outside of your hideout and saw the pajama filly cornered against the wall with the three sixth graders menacingly surrounding her.
>Despite the filly’s words of bravery, it was clear that she was scared. Yeah… you can’t let this one pass.
>You took a deep breath and then yelled at the three stooges.

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>>30695140
“Hey, idiots! Why don’t you try your luck against someone’s your size?”
>The three sixth graders turned to you, and narrowed their eyes. The pajama filly took this little opportunity to run past them and get herself behind you.
>”HAHAHA! I TOLD YOU THAT THE GOLDAN THUNDAH CAN’T BE CAUGHT! NOW YOU WILL FASHE MY NEW FRIEND! THE…UH… COOL COLT HERO!”
Hero… colt? That’s just weak.
>After cringing at the title that the little filly gave you. You shoot a glare at the sixth graders and adopted an attack position
“Hey, idiots. I have a deal for you, if go away and forget that you ever saw us then I’ll let this one pass”
>”And what if we don’t?” one of the foals asked with a cocky smile
>You returned the cocky attitude with your own brand of smug smirk… yours was better though.
“Then you’re gonna learn what happens when you mess with royalty”

Ha, that would be this chapter. Give me a few moments and I'll update my pastebin.

>>30694844
You're adorable, bun

>>30695156
“Hey, idiots! Why don’t you try your luck against someone’s your size?”
Someone your size.

Adorable update. I look forward to seeing Anon attempting art with the young'ins.

>>30695156
I updated the pastebin

https://pastebin.com/jNj6YQh4 (Thorax explains to Anon that he knows jackshit about his transformation)
https://pastebin.com/9TxgPzFU (Training with Rainbow Dash)
https://pastebin.com/vae4eZiP (The sixth graders take over the school)
https://pastebin.com/hzWVBAVM (Anon stealths his way around the school)
https://pastebin.com/xmWB9J31 (This one)

>>30695241
>someone
>not Somepony

You're all getting fucking sloppy

Don't make me write a chapter where Adult Anon and Diamond go to Griffonstone to set up a barnyard bargains there.

>>30695362
PhD doesn't say "somepony" you dang cuban

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>>30695362
>>30695665
This is why I ship both of you, you love birds faggots

>>30695665
Meh, i'm surprised he hasn't been forced yet

>>30695156

I really enjoyed the colorful and vibrant group that the third graders are. I'm concerned about Scribble and his hidden lust for power shown by his maniacal laughter. With a crayon like that, who knows what he can create? Or destroy.

All in all, PhD is treating this like a national crisis rather than just a few kids breaking the rules and running amok, and hopefully he learns that so he, too, can embrace the colors of the Crayola. Cleanse thy pigment, young prince, and let your true colors reflect thine purpose.

>>30695156
D'awwww those guys were fucking adorable

>>30695156
I witness this update

>>30694888
If by crush you mean under 30 kilometrics, sure.

Join the discord for unrelated or exclusive colts! Don't let itndistract you from the thread too much, tho.

I don't really follow 4chan much anymore -or anything really-, I just come to glance once in a while. To see what's up, or bump it if I can beat the ninja.

>>30695156
Stop breathing seriously.

>>30695156
I wonder what class does the golden thunder belongs to?

>>30695156
I dunno, it seems like Celestia's pretigeous school kinda sucks

boop

I can't wait to see when Anon fucking rekts the sixth graders

>>30695156
Fuck iy bring Discord and Eris, rain Chaos and Magic down on these assholes

>>30695156
>Hero… colt? That’s just weak.
OH BOI IS THIS SOME WRITEFAG TO WRITEFAG SNARK IM PICKING UP HERE?

>>30701064
YEAH BOI PRINCE AIN'T HERO HE IS ALREADY A DEMON!

>>30697297
isn't that cute? bunny wants elo to crush his boipussi

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>>30702589
Shutup and give me an idea to maybe doodle later.

>>30702892
GIVE
COLT

>>30702892
lolizotl and Diamond fighting over erfanon

>>30702892
What about Eris? That's one of the majpr characters we don't have art of, oh and Diamond Tiara with Erf Anon, we are missing on that regard, same with something about Ben's Anon that cute nigga has no art and he totally deserves some.

>>30702913
WANDA BE NORE SPECIFIC

>>30702938
I gotta catch up...

>>30702941
You're right, that cute nigga has no art.

>>30702952
All the current anoncolts from this thread cuddling each other no homo

CUDDLE PENTAGRAM

>>30702965
...okay maybe he *does* have some art. I have a picture to do continue some work on in that case!

>>30702987
You better draw one anon with bun ears, bun bun.
Adorable namefag tho

>>30702941
PhD dies

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>>30703021
But we already have futahood... Who I have yet to "properly" draw a safer full image for.

>>30703049
Draw her like a colt
We need more anoncolt art
And lewds
Lots of lewds

>>30703056
What if I told you... Futahood was supposed to be a trapcolt.

>>30703065
Actually, I been thinking of doing a picture story or mini comic style little shits with them.

Featuring discord of course.

Is Bens pastebin broke or what

>>30702892
Okay let me re-do some idea from last year
I remember requesting the whole anoncolts and Discord holding them in poker cards, PhD was King, Anonfilly Queen, Alberto Joker, ErfAnon Ace and whoever is left as the 10 of spades/hearts/whatever

>>30703108
It couldn't afford itself and died

>>30703114
Fix your pastebin and post a nee chapter you fuck

boop

>>30703591
Maybe tonight if I'm not tired when I get back home. Also, my pastebin is fine. Don't know what you're on about

>>30704242
Something is wrong with the link in the OP. If you put it in the address bar, it works.

>>30703591
>>30704265
works fine on my machine :^)

>>30704242
Except it's full of shit writing.

the links in the OP are fucked because theyre connected to the brackets.

>>30704352
Guess you have shit taste, my friend :^)

>>30703113
Mh... Well, why not? Could be an Interesting oneshot.

>>30704352
niceme.me

post green!

>>30704242
Well?
It's tonight where is the chapter?

>>30705631
I'm trapped in a place that is not home. Send help.

>>30705656
there is no help to be found

>>30705656
Give the green Ben

>>30706739
I just got home, and it's almost 1 AM, and I'm drifting into fucksville. But at least now, I've been more on top of writing,
and will most likely deliver sometime soon. Even though I screwed up the update and had to start all over again because Eris' story telling wasn't in character.

>>30706783
Reeeeeeee

NEW EPISODE TODAY LADS! HIATUS IS FINALLY OVER

>>30707656
>still getting hyped for this show
I mean, it's still entertaining...

>>30708419
Season 7 has been ficking great, m8

hboop

>>30705656
rush b, it's good

>>30703072
This sounds awesome do it man!

Thread has had a serious lack of green in the oast couple weeks

bub

Where the fuck is everyone?

>>30713844
Running errands

>>30713923
Can you run one for me? Thank you sweetie, could you bring your new chapter to this thread? Thank you again

>>30714815
Would you like it for here or to go?

>>30714824
Here would be delightful

>>30715207
Doverhut is usually late with orders.

>>30715613
At least it means when they deliver, it's free.

>Not sure if the old coot’s mentioned it, but Equestria didn’t use to exist. Oh, I don’t mean that the WORLD didn’t exist, because it did and I can prove it’s still there. Let’s just say there were loooooot less ponies than there are now. Like, a lot more.
>Those three races of ponies you know? Unicorns, pegasi, and earth ponies? They decided to work together out of friendship, which shooed away those pesky Windigos. Isn’t that rad? Those lame-o ice spirits got beat by a few horses hugging together. Hah!
>Equestria was formed out of the unsettled dispute of races clashing against each other. Isn’t that ironic? Something that really depends on friendship, all formed out of chaos and disorder. And just like a strong cast iron chain, their friendships linked together and formed the bands that hold Equestria together.
>But let’s fast forward to me, and how MY impact changed Equestria into what you and I know it for. I haven’t changed much since; I mean, why would I need to change? I’m fantastic then and still am now!
>Ahem, anyways… Equestria needed a unified and unbiased ruler. That means they needed a leader who didn’t have an unfair liking or dislike for any of the races. And look at how lucky they got with that! Those two alicorn sisters came along, thanks to the help of another old coot.
>With some boring political and diplomatic stuff… Blah blah blah… They became the rulers of Equestria!
>Whoa, don’t get too excited yet. I haven’t even gotten to the best part! The part where I come in. So yeah, they ruled Equestria with their powerful magic and stuff. Going ‘pew pew!’ with giant beams of magic and whooping baddies left and right!
>Celestia has the power to lower and raise the sun, while Luna has the power to lower and raise the moon. Meh, I could do both without looking, but I wouldn’t want to steal their jobs and put ‘em out of business.

>>30716154

>Well, it was thousands of years ago, when Lulu and Chili were little itty bitty fillies. I know you find fillies gross, just bare with me. Oh, and if you were wondering, alicorns are immortal, at least the ancient ones.
>Luckily, I was strolling by, doing my weekly pranking spree when I spotted these two cuties booooringly studying magic with an old coot probably just as old as your dad. A weirdo unicorn responsible with teaching two ancient alicorns with learning magic. Talk about crazy, amiright? I loved the idea!
>So I decided to kick things up a notch. But unlike your father, I don’t barge in and screw stuff up. No, I came up with a sneaky plan; to show those young princesses how to REALLY have fun.
>As they sat in a tall tower in the castle in the middle of a forest, in the middle of class, I flew in as a paper airplane-

“WAIT! I’ve seen that castle before!”
>The little animation of drawings stop, and Eris peaks over the top of the sheets of paper. “Really?” She raises an eyebrow and leans on top of the paper, causing it to fold a bit. “I got the impression that your dad wants you on lockdown all the time.”
>You tilt your head and look up, rubbing your chin with your hoof.
“I mean, there was this one time not too long ago… Actually, I don’t know how long it’s been, but he took me to Equestria and I saw that exact castle being built!”
>How long has it been since you’ve seen your dad? You were stuck inside the telescope for a while, then the house fell out of the sky and shattered. But after that, you fell asleep under the couch and everything was in itty bitty pieces.

>>30716160

>”’Being built’? As in, it wasn’t finished? That doesn’t… Oh yeah, time doesn’t flow normally in the Void!” Eris slaps her forehead, causing her head to spin around a few times. “How could I forget!”
“I don’t notice because I’m always here, but Dad did mention that before. I think.”
>”Eh.” Eris gets off the paper and hides behind it again. She stretches and pulls the pages, causing any folds to straighten out. “Let’s finish the story. We’re getting to the BEST part.”
“Yeah, we can always talk about it later. I wanna see what you did first!”


>Okay! As the two fillies sat in a tall castle in the middle of a forest, in one of the tallest towers, I flew in as a paper airplane. Then, I played a little trick; a trick that would spiral into a whole mess of chaos for ages to come...
>Now, I have to introduce you to this weirdo, because they’re as weird as they come. I mean, look at him! He has great style, I have to say. Has that long wizardy hat, those long wizardy robes, and that long and curly beard. I’m was surprised he didn’t have a wand!
>This guy is none other than Starswirl the Bearded. I mean, everypony says he’s this powerful wizard and blah blah blah, but c’mon, a baby draconequus can easily perform any advanced spell he came up with. Take for example THIS specific lesson he was teaching.
>”It takes an abundant amount of magical energy to perform a simple polymorph spell. Turning one object into another is no easy task! Yes yes! Now if only I could turn my beard into cotton candy! Now that would be marvelous! Oh indeed!”
>Celestia and Luna were sitting happily- Oh wait, that’s not right! There we go! Celestia and Luna were sitting half asleep on their desks. Luna was trying her super duper hardest to stay awake, but I can’t even stay awake just trying to remember Starswirl’s lessons.

>>30716166

>On the other hoof, Celestia was completely conked out. You could make a bubble bath with the amount of saliva she was drooling. But what I did next really caught them by surprise. Just as Luna closed her eyes...
>I glided straight into that wrinkled unicorn’s beard. And he didn’t even flinch! He didn’t even know what hit him! I swear, he gets so into his lessons that he gets sidetracked.
>”Maybe we could go on a fieldtrip deeper into Everfree to polymorph some fruits! Oh my, I could really go for some Honeysuckle, or Bumbo Berries. How about you girls? Would a lecture in the forest be-”
>I like this dude. He may be old and all, but he REALLY knows how to be chill and fun. Instead of getting angry at the fillies, he turned around and curiously wondered what made the fillies fall asleep.
>”Did you two accidentally cast a sleep spell on each other? I can see that Luna had a more successful attempt than you, Celestia.”
>These lil’ gals were used to getting caught a lot. So they shot awake almost instantly. *snaps* Like that! And oh man, when they saw me stuck to his beard…
>Luna squinted her eyes, holding in her giggles silently, while Celestia just fell over and started laughing harder than that one time I tricked your dad- I mean, uh… She was just cackling super hard, that’s all you need to know.
>Ahem… Starswirl really couldn’t put his hoof on it, so he scratched his beard, like any thinking wizard would do. That was, until he came across me on his curly curls.
>”Oho! A letter for me? Let’s see…” He slowly opened me up, taking a sweet look at what I drew. “This is rather cute, I have to say! Though, my beard isn’t THAT long, is it girls?”

>>30716176

>Celestia was too busy trying to gasp for air. With those lungs, I bet she could be a really good opera singer. Or maybe a banshee, who knows. Luna decided to speak up for herself and her sister.
>”Um… Swirly, I didn’t draw that picture. I don’t think Tia did, either.” This caught Celestia by surprise. Big time. She stopped laughing, and turn to her sister with that derpy face you drew. Pahahahah! She looks so stupid!
>”What? I thought you drew that, Lulu! It had to have been you.”
>”Huh? No I didn’t. I think you drew it, because I didn’t.”
>”Nuh uh! You only use the color Poison Joke Blue. I would have used Royal blue to draw Swirly’s robe.”
>”I only use Poison Joke Blue for Poison Joke flowers! That would be silly, Tia.”’
>”Not as silly as that drawing you drew. C’mooooon, I know you did it!”
>Meanwhile, Starswirl had levitate a mirror over, and was comparing the little mimic drawing I made with himself. “Hmmmm… Maybe my beard is a bit long… Yeeesh, do I look that old? I have to get working on an anti-aging spell.”
>The girls were really convinced that the other drew the picture. Well, my plan was working, and this next prank, sealed the deal. As Starswirl kept having a mid-life crisis with himself in the mirror, he trotted over to his desk to get his reading glasses.
>But Eris strikes again! Haha! I placed a thumbtack right on his seat! And once he say down- “YAAOOOOOOW! GREAT GIBBLES! MY RUMP!” He sky rocketed into the air so high, that he crashed right into the ceiling, getting stuck in it. “Oh my, I think we might have a mouse infestation up here…”
>Once again, the fillies giggles and chuckled at Starswirls silliness, but instantly glared each other right in the eyes, with devious grins. Celestia spoke first this time.

>>30716180

>”I know you put that thumbtack on his chair. Sneaky.”
>”I would never pull such a dirty trick. You probably fell asleep so you could pretend it wasn’t you!”
>”Well, if I was asleep, I couldn’t have done it. So ha ha! You lose! Pbffffff!”
>”But I didn’t do it, Tia. I don’t do those type of things?”
>”Oh yeah, what are you gunna do about… This!”
>Originally, Celestia was supposed to throw a nearby pillow that was laying around or something, but guess what? I replaced it with a pie! Pahahaha! I know, I’m the master prankster!
>The tin pan slid down Luna’s face, and let me tell you, she had the face of a challenger. Actually, let me just draw it on her face, right over that grumpy looking one. Mhm… Kinda like… That. Just look, that face could scare foals into going to bed. Maybe that’s how she does her job. Hmmm…
>From then on fourth, the prank war began! Celestia was a dirty trickster, I’ll tell you that. She had no mercy whatsoever! Buckets above doorways, using cooking oil to make the ground slippery, and my favorite of all time, putting butter in Luna’s slippers!
>Oh, but don’t think Luna is so innocent, either. She was the sneakier one. She’d replace the sugar with the salt at breakfast time, so when Celestia put it all over her pancakes… Lemme just draw the face she made when she took a bite. Kinda like that, sorta? Maybe a bit more “EWWW”. You get the picture.
>And for years and years to come, the prank wars never stopped. And don’t think they spared anypony else. They played plenty of tricks on Starswirl, the butlers, the maids, everypony! All thanks to mwah.

>>30716188

>Eris extends her arms out, smushes the pages together, and creates a book entirely made of crayon drawings. She places it down and slides it towards you with a cocky grin. It said, “Eris’ Historical Influence on Equestria: Volume 1”.
>”There’s more where that came from, lil’ dude.” Your eyes shimmer at the book as you eagerly wrap your forelegs around it. With a happy smile, you look up at Eris and plead.
“Can I keep it? Is this for me? Please please please?! I wanna read it every night before bed!”
>Eris cooly looks at her paw and flips her mane back. “Yeah, sure. It’s all yours, bud! You’re welcome.”
“Thank you thank you thank you! I’ll keep it on my dresser so I can read it before I go to bed.”
>That’s so cool! Eris showed two alicorn princesses the fun in pranking! Dad always says pranking is healthy for the chaotic soul, even if the outcome can seem a little bit unhealthy. As long as everypony is having fun, it’s okay, right?
>Well, now that the story was over, it was time you both start heading on your adventure. You can’t wait to show Dad Eris’ book! I bet he’d love it, AND be impressed with Eris. Maybe, maybe, he can adopt her, and she can be your sister! That would be SOOOO COOOOL! But now, something else comes to mind.
“Um, Eris.”
>You face your friend, causing her to perk up and look in your direction. “Watsup?”

>>30716197

“You think I’m ready to go on that super duper impossible path in the Void? I had fun with the dance thing, but it sounds a lot scarier than a disco contest.”
>”Nah, you’ll be fine. I mean, the monsters are a lot more vicious, nasty, and crazier to the point where they’ve lost their minds, but I bet you can take them on with all your hooves tied together.” You nervously take another hoof full of popcorn into your mouth.
“W-Whash doesh vicioush mean?”
>”Just another word for, uh… Let’s see… Angrier. Stop worrying so much! Where’s that Anon I saw on the dance floor? Stop being a baby.” You narrow your eyes and stop smiling.
“I amsh notsh ah baby!”
>”Don’t talk with your mouth full, it makes you look less cute.” You swallow and scowl. “That’s better! Daaaaw, your angry face is so cute. Makes me want to pinch-” You cover your cheeks and move back against the plush seats.
“NO! My cheeks are for smiling, not pinching!”
>Eris snickers and leans back, cooly resting her left arm across the top of the couch seat. You relax and let out a sigh, moving forward back to your original spot.
“Okay… I guess you’re right… No, you are right! I gatta stop being a scaredy cat. Yeah! I’ll show those nasty nasties who’s the dance king!”
>Eris hesitates for a moment. “Well, I wouldn’t suggest dancing this time, because the crawlers won’t be dancing as well. More like, they’re going to try and tear you apart, maybe eat your face off. Meh.” W-What?!

>>30716200

“On s-second thought, I think I’ll stay in my room-”
>You try to get up from your seat, but Eris grabs your hoof and pulls you back before you could escape. “Ah ah ah. C’mon, I bet you could take on hundreds of them. I mean, I can take on millions without blinking, but you’ll get there eventually.”
>Anon! Stallion up! If you can take on a bunch of creeps in a maze of fire, you can take on a couple of killer beasts trying to make you their meal. You take a deep breath and sigh, puffing up your chest and standing up on the table. You strike a hero pose.
“Yeah!”
>Eris somersaults into the air as you cheer. She swings her arm, giving you a wink and a grin. “That’s the spirit! The spirit of chaos, if you want to be literal.”
“...At least you’ll help, right?”
>”Pfff of course!” She teleports right besides you and pulls you in for a hug. “As if I’d let my adorable pal get torn apart by some crawlers. Or Void Worms, or Void Squids, or-” You giggle and playfully shake Eris.
“Okay okay! I get it… Eris, thanks for finding me and being my friend. If it wasn’t for you, I would have probably been eaten alive by those mosnters, or left until my tummy rumbles got the best of me…”
>She gives you a friendly noogie, in which you both laugh and cherish the moment. “Don’t sweat it, Anon. It’d be uncool for me to leave an adorable colt all alone in the dangers of the void.”
“Hehe, yeah!”
>That got you thinking… You left all those Crystal ponies alone… Silver Steel, under the hooves of S-Suh… Sooo… You’ll work on that later.
“Um, Eris? Can I ask a favor? I think there’s somepony else that might need our help. Maybe just as much as Dad.”

>>30716205

>Your draconequus pal raises an eyebrow and lets you go. “Hold that thought, mister! Wait, I’ll do it for you.” She unscrews the top of your head, pulls out a fortune cookie, and screws it back closed. She places it in your hoof and teleports into the middle of the diner.
>With a simple clap of her paw and talon, the entire place disappears, making your little movie theater appear again. You break open the cookie and take out the little parchment, eating the cookie bits. Mmmm, sugary! Eris telepathically grabs a bean bag chair, pulls it over by you, slumps down on it, and leans back.
>”So, what does it say?”
“Umm… It says, ‘I have a friend from the Crystal Empire that might need our help. Actually, I think all the Crystal ponies might need our help...’ Oh! Lucky numbers!”
>While you looked at the numbers, Eris pulls out the same map she checked before. Her eyes let out this red light that scans the map. Once it finishes, the light goes away, and so does the map.
>”Hmmm… There’s no such thing as the Crystal Empire. Though, I’ve heard about it. Heard how it’s suuuuper big and really beautiful. Tch, I’ll be the judge of that.” You drop the fortune paper and run up to Eris with a worried look.
“What do you mean it doesn’t exist? It has to! The book I saw it in is a real history book that Dad gave me.”
>”Well, chaos powers don’t lie unless you want them to. But that’s not the main problem right now. Like you said before, we have to find that old coot before this place implodes, then explodes, then implodes again, and maybe a death metal mariachi takes over from there- You get what I mean.”

>>30716215
>That makes no sense! Every history book your dad gave you was one hundred percent true! Anything that happens in Equestria is recorded in a book using his chaos powers, and he adds it to your library.
“How do you know it doesn’t exist?”
>Eris shrugs. “I just checked, and there’s nothing under the radar in Equestria known as the Crystal Empire. We’ll find out about that another time. But for now…” She scratches her talon claws into the air, and rips open a purplish portal that swirled like a whirlpool.
>”You ready, Anon? I mean, we can come back here anytime you want. It’s like a portable home now! So don’t worry about leaving your room behind.”
>You can’t just leave those Crystal Ponies to suffer! They were in danger! Their entire home was destroyed! You tug on Eris tail with watery eyes.
“Please E-Eris… *sniff* We have to check, just at least check if it exists, okay?”
>The draconequus groans. “Fiiiinnneee. But the place better be as awesome as you let it on to be.” You look into the swirling portal for a moment. Don’t worry, King Lattice, we’re coming to save your kingdom! We’ll make you proud, Silver Steel!
“Do not doubt. Do not fall. Our crystal hearts shall prevail all!”
>”Yeah! What you said! But uh, my heart is more of a… Glass vase sculpture of a dolphin… It’s complicated, but you understand.”
“Nope!”
>Eris swings her arm once more. “Close enough! But not too close, just how I like it!” She slithers through the portal, but right before you hop in, you scurry over to your dresser, and place the book down.
“Don’t worry, book. I’ll be back in time for bed to read you!”

>>30716224
I think that's enough for tonight. I have a tiny bit more, but I think this shall suffice. I'll post the rest if the thread is low on activity. Hope you guys enjoyed Eris' little story time. Leave any comments and feedback, they are much appreciated.

Your green is now served, free of charge!

>>30716229
If there is something that your story has above the others, it's the feeling of madness that your Anon and Eris have and that Discord has in the show. No one else can do it as good as you do.

>>30716154
>But let’s fast forward to me, and how MY impact changed Equestria into what you and I know it for. I haven’t changed much since; I mean, why would I need to change? I’m fantastic then and still am now!
This line made me giggle, your Eris' smugness is awesome

>>30716160
>Lulu and Chili
That is the first time I've ever seen someone calling Celestia like that

>>30716224
>Going back to Sombra's Crystal Empire
Sure, I can't see anything going wrong with that

>>30716197
>and she can be your sister
Was that a subtle reference to Elo's story?

>>30716224
Retarded shit.

>>30716224
I love your Anon's Character. It's so cute that it hurts sometimes.

I'm looking forward for the future parts.

>>30716224
fuck off

Holy shit we're getting pushed down out of existence

>>30716200
Eris and your Anon make up for an incredibly adorable pair. Eris' narrations were entertaining as hell and loved how full of herself that girl is. I also love your Anon's innocence and naivenes, he really feels like a cute kid. I love your story plz post more soon

>>30716308
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>>30716754
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>>30719919

I'm glad you guys all like it. I really appreciate you all, even the shit posters.

>>30718898
>>30718953
i luv you bbs

>>30716205
That Eris really has something going for her. I dunno what but she seems a bit malicious

>>30716224
>>30716229
I want to cum inside Eris

>>30721744
But Eris wants Ben's Anon to cum inside her

>>30722484
Eris wants to impregnate Lil' Anon.

>>30722508
And lil' Anon wants to smooch Eris

>>30658815
>The egg shape is quickly violated as a long arm breaks from the side and slams against your body, launching you several feet and into a shrub
>The sudden surge of pain immediately breaks your trance of frustration and you find yourself taken back into the clutches of fear
>A few of the wild potatoes slip from your ass, now in fecal form
>The thing suddenly rises on spindly stick legs, the shapes so thin you quickly lose them in the darkness
>Something cracks, something else pops and the creature jolts towards you, its arm lost in the rapidly expanding sillhouette
>In a pitiful effort to slow it down you kick at your tiny mushy turds, sending them airborne and landing on the creature as brown flecks
>If it had any effect, it was not one you could notice
>The arm wraps around your ankle and slings you past the treeline and straight into the sky
>Looking down you see the shape grow twice its original size
>Several rows of slobber-slicked probably-teeth glisten in the light of the full moon
>Just as you begin your descent you are blindsided from behind with all the force of a freight train
>Your senses withdraw for a moment, and as they return you are made aware of something wrapped around your gut in a vice
>Your new captor is horse-shaped and in the faint starlight you were not afforded below the canopy you detect a hint of orange
>"Guess I got you just in time. That's probably the wraith that got Hodgepodge."
>As you speed away into the night you can hear the beast scream, presumably in rage
>"Yeah, you think what she got was bad? Ever seen what wraiths do to kids? You'd be fucked up, sonny. Rightly fucked up.
>"Hell, we probably wouldn't even be able to tell what you were. That is, if we even find the strawberry jam stain that would be your corpse."
>The imagery sends shivers down your spine
>"Yeah, you'd prolly just get turned to mist and get scattered for miles. They really, really hate children."
>There's a long period of silence
"Wh-"

>>30723619
>"Like, holy shit dude. You would be totally fucked. In more ways than one.
>"That thing would've raped the shit out of you. Not gently, either. Your sphincter would shatter like a dinner plate.
>"You know how some people say they get fucked raw? Yeah, it'd stuff its fucking arms up your ass. Not slowly. Like, instantly.
>"You would be able to hear your anuses break. Do you have any idea how painful that is? Because the answer is very.
>"Not that it's ever happened to me, mind you, but I've seen it before. You'd scream like a cockatoo. Not sing, scream. Cockatoos scream, and its a lot worse than when they sing.
>"And he'd do that until your pelvis split straight down the middle. Actually, it'd split into threes- no, fours.
>"Your asshole would probably look worse than the mist, honestly. At least when you're mist you won't feel shit.
>"No, when he splits your butt like a lumberjack you'd wish you were burning in tartarus. For a million years.
>He chuckles to himself and shakes his head, shifting your weight to his other hoof
>You really dodged a bullet, if this guy is to be believed
>Wishing to forget about the matter, you stare up at the full moon, taking in the sound of the whooshing wind and slow return of the bugs dwelling in the night forest
>"Holy shit, and your legs. Your legs would get crushed like soda cans.
>"You know how when you step on a soda can to crush it up into a little circle? Those would be your legs. All of them.
>"Your bones would be bleeding. No, scratch that, your bones would be blood, because the bones wouldn't be bones anymore.
>"Imagine breaking an egg with the shell, and you got your legs. Holy shit, you ever had eggs? They're the fucking bomb diggity. I envy griffins, I really do. They get to eat eggs. And meat. Without getting sick, I mean.
>"The yolk tastes kinda like metal, but its a good kind of metal. Like, fuckin... I dunno how to describe it. They just taste like eggs. And yolk. Have you ever met a griffin?"

>>30723628
"N-no. I met a hippogriff, though. Once. In Miluwakee, I think."
>Your response is instant and filled with dread
>He tsks at you and sneers
>"If you're gonna tell stories, tell believable ones. Retard."
>Another silent moment
>"Fuck, I wanna drop you now. Fuck you. Fuckin'... stupid, idiot. Fuck off."
>His words are genuine enough that you reciprocate his grip and stare at the shapeless void below
>"Easy, easy. I'm not actually gonna. I mean, I really want to, but Trixie would be peeved."
>You trust in his words and let go of him
>Whether he lied or just wasn't prepared for your weight matters not
>Regardless of circumstances, you are soon left in a freefall
>"Oh, wait, shit! Come back!"
>You flail around in the air for a few moments, rushing towards the dark outline of a pine tree

>>30723636

>You were already ten minutes late
>You can't conceal the swagger in your step, nor subdue the smug grin on your face
>There's a certain taste in the air as you trot through the ruined arch, a taste not unlike victory
>You are ten steps ahead of this mystery mare, and you aren't planning on letting her catch up
>The professional soldiers in the castle guard had quietly surrounded the castle and wait for your signal
>A small levy had been gathered to follow you in, armed with only spears and pitchforks
>In a crowd of twenty-three, however, they were just as intimidating as any mob
>Weather ponies gathered a small storm over the castle to clovertly peer through the clouds
>To top it all off, you finally had an opportunity to show off your stylish new hiking boots
>Stopping in the center of the main hall, you clear your throat and puff out your chest
"We know you're here, show yourself and face judgement!"
>Your voice rings through the castle, echoing off the high stone walls and down dark corridors, booming into the exposed sky
>The echoes trail away, leaving only the sound of a rustling breeze
>So it's gonna be like that, is it?
>You fire a signal flare into the sky, blue, to tell your hidden troops to sweep the building
>You take your conscripts down the main hall at a brisk pace, swinging open the great iron doors to the throne hall
>Immediately you notice that the doors to the actual throne room itself were ajar, the tarnized gold surfaces swung violently inwards and barely clinging to the frames
"Come out and you might get off with the guillotine."
>Several seconds with no reply
"Alright, you-"
>A blinding flash steals your sight, your troops scream in fear
>You charge up an explosion spell but it quickly fizzles out when something latches on to your horn
>A hand slides under your gut and you are hoisted into the air
"Submit to the crown, I DEMAND IT!"

>>30723643
>Another hand covers your mouth, prompting you to squirm and kick
>You charge up another spell, but just as it condensers in the tip of your horn you hear a loud crack from deep inside your skull
>You let out a muffled howl of agamy, your head feels like it's being hammered in with a club
>The snow white burned into your retinas dims into a faint grey, the pain threatening to render you unconscious
>But through sheer will, you bounce right back and bite out at your captor's fingers
>You hit your mark, clamping down on at least two and being rewarded with a masculine scream and the coppery taste of blood
>You are flung from (his?) grip and slam into something hard and stone
>"ALONE! I SAID COME ALONE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS?"
>That voice...
>Deep, and slightly accented, somewhat posh
>Definitely male
>Don't you know it from somewhere?
>You scramble to your hooves and blink several times, but to no avail
"Troops! Who can see? Strike at the thug!"
>"They're nowhere near us you pillock."
>That's right, you heard their panicked shouting trail off while you were incapacitated
>"Don't worry, though. No matter how much I want to STRANGLE you right now, I'm going to try my best to hold back."
"Who are you? I demand to be unblinded!"
>He inhales sharply and expels a venemous grunt
>"TWILIGHT you DOPE! It's DISCORD! The SPIRIT OF CHAOS! THE MASTER OF DISHARMONY! We've been over this before!"
>Discord, huh? That does sound familiar...
>"As for your sight, it'll come back eventually. Maybe next time you LISTEN TO WHAT I TELL YOU."
>The nerve!
"As if I'd listen to someone impersonating a state official! You'll rot in-"
>"JUST SHUT UP, WOULD YOU?"
>He takes a deep breath and you hear him pacing around you

>>30723647
>Oddly, his footsteps are a mix between a quiet clop and the padded clicking of lizard feet
>"Alright, alright. So, I got the soul about a week or so ago, and I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna admit it, I played around with him.
>"Made him a kid and stuff, and I know, I said I wouldn't, I'd be professional, but I didn't think the goat would be watching this closely, alright?
>"So yeah, I screwed it up, but it doesn't matter right now because the goat's getting paranoid, I've seen it, he's sending all the extra wraiths to this kid.
>"You met him, didn't you? I remember sending him your way. Whatever, don't answer, not important. The point is-"
>Another sharp breath, he disengenes from his blabble, runs around for a few seconds, and returns to pacing
>"The point is-"
"Alright, mister 'Discord,' that's enough. If you're trying to indoctrinate me, I'll have you know how... umm..."
>He falls completely silent while you try and figure out the word you're thinking of
>It's the one that means completely, except it starts with a 'u'
>The lightbulb inside suddenly flickers on
"I'll have you know how uttardly insane it is to try and convert a princess to whatever cult you're a part of.
"And furthermore, you should realize that soon you'll be in the custardy of Equestria's finest and thrown in an iron maiden like the rest of your kind!"
>Dead silence
>You begin to wonder if maybe he's already fled like the craisen dog he is
>"You..."
>There is genuine sorrow in his voice
>"...you really have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?"
"And for that I'm glad! Glad and also proud!"

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>>30723653
: )

>>30723662
OH SHIT SPEED WEED CAME BACK!

>>30723772
hey dog!

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>>30723857
Ben's Anon btw.

>>30723861
>>30723857
duuuuuuuude those are awesome!

>>30723857
the little guy is super cute

>>30716176
Why does Eris knows Discord? That's what always bugs me about her

>>30723857
literal colt discord

i love you.

>>30725160
What I think is that they are kinda related.

>>30725262
hello new guy

>>30725262
Diamond Tiara?

>>30716224
Tbis fucking Eris is a subtle cunt

>>30725262
who are you

>>30725262
It's a diamond!

>>30723653
Dude this Discord is fucking scary

>>30723662
You obviously can't write and shouldn't even have tried.

>>30727582
Then tell me, friend, how does one improve if one does not try? Clearly you didn't try thinking on that, did you? :^)

>>30727582
o k bitch

>>30727552
you dont think i was laying it on too hard? that was my main worry with this update

>>30727111
i am me but me-er

>>30727721
Kind of, maybe make him a bit less scary and ramp it up depending om his emotional state

boop

>You are Discord
>King of chaos
>Prince of pandemonium
>Archduke of anarchy
>Earl of eris
>Baron of bedlam!
>Why is it you're heading down the social ladder?
>Must be because you feel as if that's the case
>Everything has become so stale lately
>You can't do anything without raising the suspicion or ire of these tiresome ponyfolk
>If only you could get away with sowing chaos without any of the blame falling on you
>Ah, but the purple book princess has given you just the out you needed
>Equestrian politics, blegh
>But there was one interesting section that caught your attention
>Adoption
>Ahhh yes, what a perfect way to seem like an angel while your little devils run about sowing quality chaos for you
>But not just any old foal will do, no no no
>You need someone with a bit more... understanding
>And you certainly won't find it in Equestria
>Let's see here
>Mm, no, this universe is too smelly
>This one is too stupid
>These ones already have versions of you trying the same thing but with much less success
>Ahhhhhh, what's this?
>Such glorious chaos! Such beautiful pandemonium!
>Who is responsible you wonder?
>What's that the terrified inhabitants are screaming about?
>The Apocalypse?
>Sounds like one of those heavy metal bands you never cared much for
>What's this? Ponies? Here? Seems their spawn taints many worlds
>Oh but what fine specimens!
>Theeeeese, oh yes, these are wonderful
>They sow such sweet chaos unto this plane
>You must have them for your plans
>Come little ones, daddy Discord will be here to see you do right by your world!

>And so now you are a father of four
"Famine, quit eating dirt! War, stop fighting with your brothers! Conquest, what have I told you about pillaging the living room? The television is not your throne! Death, stop slingshotting birds out of trees, Fluttershy will be furious with me!"
>This is a bit more trouble than you had bargained for

>>30729298
New story?!?!?

>>30729326
More like a one-shot concept. I mean I could try to make something more out of it, but I really don't have the state of mind for long and coherent stories.

>>30729368
make more oneshots

Bumpdate

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>Again, the elevator goes down with the speed of a falling meteor and you drop to the roof leaving you plastered against it
>Finally the elevator reach its destiny, the SMILE's HQ
>You leave it, dizzy and confused
>Lyra looks you with concern “Are you right? I am going to have a talk with the technical staff to fix that as soon as possible”
“Thank you my lady, but I've eaten enough avocados for today”
>”What?”
>You shake your head to think with clarity how to answer her
“Nothing… let's go to do whatever we have to do today”
>”Wait a minute, but before anything, we have to go to register our access. Remember to do it every time you come here”
>You nod her and the both of you walk up the registry desktop where the same griffin from yesterday is drinking coffee and watching some raunchy monitors.
>”Hi Gerald, How are you are doing?”
>”Pretty good, Gillian has a very busy day and I had to bring Ginger”

>>30730179

>”Cool, where she's now?”
>”Next right to…” before he could end his oration he turns his head just to see his daughter conspicuous by her absence “Me?”
>”Where she's?” he asks screaming and biting his talons
>”Calm down, I'm sure she’s fine”
>”Calm down? The last time I left her alone, she was playing hide-and-seek with a tetraebius in the weapons stock”
“What's a tetraebius?” you ask, ignoring the rest of the current talk
>”It's like a padestrus but with less legs” Lyra responses you while the poor Griffin looks under his desktop with not avail to his daughter.
>In an instant you can hear a growing scream coming from the corridor but before you could guess what is, something heavy lands on you.
>”Are you Pe- Anomaly?” the Griffin asks you
>You look at your back to see a young griffin with bold glasses showing a big smile with dental braces.
“Yes, and you... Ginger?”

>>30730202

>”Yes but we have no time to talk, take this” and she gives you a bowl filled with chocolate bars and candies, not without before jumping behind the desk.
>Before you can say something like five ponies are in front of you, they look pissed.
>”Where the hay she went?” one of them asks to the rest
>”Wait a second” another of the here screams looking at the bowl of sweets that you have under you “here they are!”
>”Do you think this is funny? We work hard every day and the least we deserve is our daily basis of sweets”
“Hmm… calm down, guys. I didn't steal your candies and even if I was me, you should eat so much sugar because is not very healthy eat so much of that”
>”You’re one to talk little punk. To begin with, look at that belly, I’m pretty sure you’re saying all that mambo jumbo to have all the candies to you alone”

>>30730217

>Another of the pack of angry horses interject “Padley… you know that he’s really not a child, right? He’s that guy from the ‘A normal and ordinary nopony’ project I think”
>”I don’t care if he’s Starswirl the Bearded, he has taken our candies!”
>”No, he did not take them, it was that little griffin”
>Suddenly you hear a whistle, it comes from Gerald. You and all the agents in the room look turn his face to him “Guys! Sorry for stop your discussion, but my daughter caused all of this hassle.” He looks at Gillian, who is with half of her face behind the desktop.
>She decides to stand up and after she sighs “Sorry for steal your candies guys…” she has an obviously fake worry face and quickly changes to a more naughty one “But I was on a special mission!”
>”Special mission?” her dad asks
>”Yes dad! I made it for him” and she points at you
“Me? Sorry but I don’t even know you”
>She extends her talon to you “Agent Gillian, pending approval. I took this bowl to test my talent and to prove how I deserve to be your assistant”

>>30730230

“Nice to meet you but…”
>”And I made you an ID!” and she shows you a card made out of cardboard. It has written “Agent Nonimo” and it has a crayon drawing of your face as well.
“I appreciate this, but my second name is Anónimo”
>”I know, but this could be your secret name, a good idea, isn't?” and she looks with a smiling face waiting for the approval of her plan.
>You don't want to make her sad, she looks so fucking adorkable…
“Yes, you're very creative and talented-” but before you can end to talk she wrappers in a strong bear hug.
>”Thank you thank you thank you! I can't believe that I'm talking with a real xenon! Tell me all about your world! What did you used to eat? How was your old body?”
>You start to drown and try to ask for help
“A can brad…” you manage to mumble with weakness
>”Say what? Are you talking in your language?”
>”I think he's saying that he can't breathe” Lyra interjects
>”How do you know it? You talk his language?” the innocent and unintentional killer griffin inquiries
>”Because he looks bluest than the usual” the mint pony remarks as immediately she sets you free
>The herd of agents still wait for their sweets “So, can we take our candies?”
>”I don't know, maybe I should take them like an evidence…”
>”Ginger…”
>”Ok, Ok. Jeez guys I was just trying to make a good job”
>Nobody in the group pays too much attention to her and one of them take the bowl, but not without before showing his tongue to the catbird and she makes the same.
“Good to see how the agency has a professional staff. Can we leave?”
>”Yes…” Lyra looks awkwardly to the whole scene
>You wave to Ginger
“Good bye Ginger”
>”Good bye Agent Nonimo” and she giggles
>She's cute and could be a good source of information. You should try to be close to her to be up to what's happening here
>You follow Lyra in a long corridor

>>30730236
ZENCO IS BACK! HURRAY!

>>30730236
nice to have you back zenco

>>30730236
Hey you improved your grammar! Good work.zenco

>>30730236
This is getting a bit more interesting with the whole secret agency. You're getting way better.

>>30729368
Well I like it do more plz

Thanks to Hollow Knight I forgot to update but worry not, new chapter is ready to go and I will post ir today's afternoon

>>30730236
Wow. It's absolute shit.

>>30729298
>"Discord, a-adoption is a big responsibility and, oh my, one is hard enough to take care of, but four?"
"Oh my dear, sweet Fluttershy. They are all brothers. I could not separate them so callously! And the agency was having a hard time caring for them all. If I didn't adopt them then, they may have ended up back on the street!"
>"W-What happened to their parents?"
"I'm not sure about the mother, but the father was a drunk who abandoned them and left them to fend for themselves."
>"How terrible!"
"I know, this God fellow sounds like a real asshole."
>"Discord, you shouldn't swear in front of the foals!"
"Oh please, this little red hellraiser right here has taught me words even I didn't know existed."
>You watch as War pushes famine down and heabutts him in the muzzle before Conquest dives in and absconds with his candy
>"Still, you should set a better example- OH MY GOODNESS!"
"What? What's wrong?"
>She flies over to Death who you spy burning ants with a magnifying glass
>Oh dear, you were afraid of this
>"What in Equestria are you doing young man?!"
>"Killin' things."
>"But why?! Those poor ants did nothing to you!"
>"Cuz it's fun."
>Fluttershy trembles
>"Killing is not fun!"
>"Says you! I live for the thrill of the kill! To see my enemies battered and bloodied before me! To smell the stench of fresh entrails spilled upon hallowed ground! The dead look in the eyes of rotting corpses! It's euphoric! It's amazing! Hahahahahaha!"
>He's practically foaming at the mouth
>That boy has issues
>You can already see him as a teenager, painting his walls black, wearing mascara and droning on about the meaninglessness of life as he takes selfies all day
>Fluttershy stares off into space as if her mind has broken
>Time to step in-

>>30731870
>"Holy hell, is that a bear?!"
>The boys all look up in wonder
>"FOR GLORY!" screams War
>"I will have its pelt for my bedr- I mean throne room!"
>"S-Save some for me! I didn't get breakfast this morning!"
>Death just snarls and charges with a wild look in his eyes
>The bear, more like a deer caught in the headlights, can only mutter a frightened "Ruh-roh."

>You spend the next few hours playing referee whilst trying to maintain Fluttershy's sanity
"Just hehe, a minor oversight. I'm still getting used to this whole parenting business, you see."
>Twilight gives you an unamused stare as the poor butter yellow pegasus shakes in the fetal position in a corner
>Death has been throwing flaming knives at Angel Bunny for the past 15 minutes under the guise of playing "magician"
>Cute if you didn't know the boy was full of shit when it came to everything he does that involves deadly objects and living beings
>War is in the yard creating an army of chickens
>Said something about how just one of them can take on an army of super boxers and cannoneers or whatever other nonsense
>Famine gave up on trying to eat the animals just to cry himself to sleep in a bag of cat food
>Conquest has declared himself lord of the cottage and is having the ferrets and flamingos serve him a feast while gathering all of Fluttershy's meager belongings in a pile as tribute to their new 'king'
>"Discord. We will have words. Once I get Fluttershy to calm down I'm writing a letter to the princesses about this."
>Oh no
>Not yet
>They can't be allowed to pass any sort of judgement until you have a better handle on things
"Why my dear Twilight, you wound me! And here I was hoping my GOOD friends would help support me through this trying ordeal."
>You feign hurt
>"Not this time, Discord. You've pulled plenty of stunts before, but nothing so reckless and irresponsible as adopting young foals! You don't even have control of them!"

>>30731875
"Sure I do! It's just some of that, eh, new age parenting?"
>She's not buying it
>She just jabs a hoof out as she points as the mess the boys are making
>Conquest is laughing in delight as furniture is being set on fire
>War has set up encampments around the cottage - you don't even know where he got those trebuchets
"They're rambunctious children! What can I say? Boys will be boys."
>"Discord, you are not getting out of this with such piss poor excuses."
>"Language, Twilight."
>Ah, it seems Fluttershy has come back to the land of the living
>...Or not
>She's still hugging her knees to her chest as she rocks back and forth
>Tea time is probably going to be cancelled for the foreseeable future
>A shame, really
"Well now Twilight, that just won't do! I can't have those nosy princesses telling me my business. Tell you what, generous being that I am, I will give it a week - and if I can't tame these boys by then, I will let you have at it with the princesses."
>"I'm not giving you a week Dis-"
>You shove a finger to her lips
"Ah ah ah, who said you had a choice in the matter? BOYS! LINE UP!"
>Your little soldiers zip right up in rank and file
>Pushing each other, but at attention nonetheless
>Good, you're making some progress it seems
"Now, it looks as if we have a teensy tiny little nerd problem on our hooves. This-"
>You hold Twilight up by her pits
"-is trying to spoil OUR fun! Dreadful, I know. Which is why I want you to lock her up in the deepest darkest dungeon you can find in the old Canterlot castle and throw away the key!"
>The boys cheer
>"And then we sacrifice her in an unholy blood ritual?!"
"No, no blood ritual."
>"Aww."
>"DISCORD! You wouldn't dare-"
>With a snap, the boys and your little bookworm all disappear somewhere into the monster infested forest to play prison keeper
>Who said you weren't a good parent?

>>30731878
>With a few more flicks, snaps and twists of your wrists, you banish away the flames and... oh, sweet chaos
>But you must suck it up, for your favorite pegasus' sake
"Fluttershy. Oh Fluttershy. It's time to wake up now, sleepy head."
>"Wha? Huh? O-Oh, Discord. I had the most horrible nightmare. You had adopted four young foals and they were all so poorly behaved and were terrorizing the poor, cute little animals. I just- oh, I'm so glad it was just a dream."
>She smiles up at you
"Oh Fluttershy. I'm afraid that was all real. And we're going to have so much fun, I can't wait!"
>Dread fills her being as she flaps her mouth at you like a fish
>And promptly passes out
>Hmm, a bit too much for her still
>You'll give her time to process this turn of events
>For now you have some parenting to... ugh, plan
>Ohhh! You can't wait to see their faces when you enroll the boys in school!
>It was then as if a thousand schoolmarms had cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
>Must have been your imagination
>It gets pretty dark up there sometimes
>It doesn't last as you turn on the lights
>You have ideeeeaaas~!

>>30731881
>Alright, now what are those boys up to this time?
>Conquest is in the bedroom, having claimed the top bunk for himself after pushing Famine off
>Famine is on the floor crying and gnawing at the rug
>War is... making origami sculptures? Huh
>And Death is watching movies in the living room
>Violent ones at that
>That boy really doesn't need any more of that getting into his silly little head
"Death, wouldn't you want to put on something a bit more wholesome? A bit more family friendly? I hear the teletubbies are wonderfully chaotic."
>"Nah. I want to see people murder each other."
>Of course
>"Hey dad?"
"Yes, son?"
>"Have you ever heard of Huey Lewis and the News?"
>...That's enough of that
>"Hey!"
>You pick him up as you flip off the television
"Sit down at the table for breakfast while I gather your brothers."
>"But-"
"Now now, not another peep. We have important things to do today!"
>"Ffffffine."
"Orange juice?"
>"Meh."
>Stroking your beard, you come up with a glorious idea
>Pulling the young colt back, you stifle his cry with a long, hard rod
>A toothbrush to be exact
>After a moment of furious brushing, you near drown him in water before hitting the back of his head
>He spews out the foul mixture
>"Ugh, what's the big idea?!" he coughs
"Here, orange juice. Drink."
>"Was all that really neces- oh hey! This tastes like death!"
"That's the idea."
>Leaving the young colt to finish his orange juice, you go to fetch the rest of the boys
>Hefting a shoebox like the parents do, you set about collecting the art of War
>And collect the colt himself on the way back to the kitchen
"Sit here and keep your brother company. And no fighting at the breakfast table!"
>Not to be confused with the lunch table or the dinner table
>Yes, you change those out when the time comes
>He grumbles and pours himself a glass
>Such a mess that young boy makes
>Crayons all over the table
>Toys strewn across the floor
>You go about snapping it all away to their respective cubbyholes